#heads up this is gonna get very venty but uh!

[pokidot]

MANDELA — thirteen

wc: 734

Knock, knock, knock.

Loud, but not persistent. A ghastly echo that didn't fade, twisted branches scratching against one another as they resembled brittle bones. The cabin that sat in front of them was still in this sunrise, wood walls a statue in the cool air.

The woman, Kane, opened the cabin door hesitantly as her eyes made the rounds of the surrounding people. She was dressed in a long and flowy white dress that undulated in the little breeze there was, material hanging loosely as if it didn't belong on her body. You grinned in response to her confused aura, holding up Hu Tao's hands still bound together in the cuffs.

"I said I wouldn't disappoint, here I am!" You chirped, a contrast from the solemn tone you did have. “It took many…many sacrifices to get here right now, I’m desperately relying on that payola.”

Kazuha’s eyes narrowed to Xiao skeptically to mouth, ‘payola?’ to him, but even he didn’t know what you were saying. His eyebrows furrowed, sighing to himself in defeat.

Kane’s eyes moved to you, an empty gaze reflecting as if she couldn't fully comprehend the situation. You sniffed this out quick, because as soon as your smile went to falter, her mouth immediately twitched up to all of them. But it didn't seem like a smile, more so a reflex to you. "I should have had a lot more faith in you, I'm sorry. I don't have a good history with...college students."

“Spoken as if you’ve talked to college students regularly at one point?” Venti asked.

“HILARIOUS, OH MY GO—” Your laugh came out abruptly, laughing like it was the funniest joke in the world, but it quickly died down once you realized that everyone was looking at you now. Especially Kuni, with dull eyes. “Oh, uh,” You looked back at Kane’s eerie smile fixed into place. “It wasn’t a joke?”

“I don’t think it was ever that funny of one, if it is a joke.” Kuni clenched his jaw, “Why are you smiling like you’ve been practicing anyway, Tachibana? Are you even who we’re looking for?”

Venti looked rather accomplished at the very notion that you wanted to hit, putting his hands on his waist and tilting his head proudly at you.

Something about the woman unnerved the group, rightfully so, because it looked like she was mimicking an emotion she didn’t even felt. It was so uncanny valley to even watch, but you wanted to give her the benefit of the doubt. “She just found out her husband’s missing, guys. Let’s keep our wits, now.”

“Could’ve fooled me, she looks like she’s enjoying the hell out of herself.” He replied back. “Seriously. Are you gonna let us in so we can see what’s going on, or are you going to make us stand out here like mindless sheep?”

“Yes, come in while scrutinizing me in front of my own house.” Kane’s smile twitched again, corners of her mouth trembling. “It’s hard to imagine for you, but I’d rather be anywhere than here right now.“

He would have believed her if it weren’t for the inane reaction and the fact that she felt like she was struggling to play a role in a play right. His violet eyes narrowed. “So…you acting like a nut job is your impulse reaction, or?”

“Oh my god,” Aether cried, covering his ears. “Stop. The voices are coming back, I can’t even hear my own breathing with how loud Andrew is in my ear.”

“Andrew better be anything other than Garfield, or I’m blowing this bitch up.” Heizou warned.

“See? He understands how this works. I’m halfway to taking the former.” And with that, his eyes scanned the area for any signs of foul play. “Fine, I’ll bite. But you better be telling the truth about his disappearance, or you’re done fucking with us and I’m driving a stake into your heart, demon.”

Kuni walked past her as he aggressively pulled Hu Tao with him, the two of them entering the home after he got in the client’s face and started telling her shit. You awkwardly looked behind to see the rest of his friends paralyzed in most likely stun.

Your lips trembled as you tried not to laugh, tears in your eyes from the sheer force. “That was so sassy yass gurl of him.”

“I thought he didn’t believe in ghosts..?” Kazuha asked.

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[try-set-me-on-fire]

Hi, me again, this time with the prompt "6. coffee in bed" 🙏

Send me soft prompts! Find the finished ones on AO3!

Buck has long since resigned himself to the fact that his sleep schedule is well and truly fucked. 24 hour shifts were all well and good in his 20s, but now at the ripe old age of 32 he collapses as soon as he gets home like someone’s hit a hard reset switch, and he never knows if he’ll wake up in an hour or ten. Frankly, he doesn’t know how Bobby is still upright, though he’d never say it to his face.

So, blinking awake on a Sunday (maybe) morning (possibly) in June, he has no idea how long he’s been down. His eyes are glued shut, so probably a while. He throws an arm out and it smacks immediately into Eddie, who grunts.

“Morning?” It’s sort of a greeting and sort of a question, and he feels weight shift on the bed as Eddie cranes to check the clock.

“9:15.”

“Mm.” Buck scrubs a hand over his face and blinks open his eyes. Eddie looks like he's just been taken out of one of those vacuum seal bags you pack your clothes in when you're trying to save space in a suitcase, and Buck has to lean over and kiss him about it.

"Oh my god, Buck," Eddie mumbles, pushing him away with his whole hand smushed against his face. "Did you eat roadkill for dinner?"

"Don't you insult Bobby's casserole like that." Buck goes for Eddie's neck instead but ends up yawning against his jugular. "Fuck. I'm gonna get coffee." He starts to roll over but Eddie slings an arm around him and pulls him back down.

"It's being taken care of," he says, burying his face into Buck's shoulder. "Act surprised."

Buck makes a questioning face at him, but his boyfriend is busy being half asleep again and nuzzling his pec, so he just lays there squinting at the ceiling and wondering if Eddie has developed some sort of coffee based telekinesis. He's started thinking about practical applications in the field (does it have to be hot coffee? How big a container can it be in? Can they just start remotely dumping venti iced lattes on fires?) when Chris enters the room, carefully transporting two mugs. Eddie flops onto his back and then flops upright, passing the mugs to Buck and pulling Chris down for a kiss on the forehead.

"Happy father's day," Chris says, only scrunching his nose a little at the display of affection.

"Thanks, kid," Eddie smiles at him, already flapping a hand at Buck to get his coffee back. He takes a sip as Chris leaves the room again, and Buck holds onto the other warm ceramic in his hands, suddenly feeling very awake and a little awkward.

"Uh- I can head out, if you want."

Eddie squints at him over his coffee. "Why?"

Buck waves towards the kitchen. "You know, if you and Chris want to spend the day together."

Eddie's still making a face at him. "Buck-"

Whatever he was going to say is interrupted by Chris returning, even more carefully balancing a tray of food in his arms. He sets it down on the bed and Eddie eagerly pulls it over, grabbing a waffle piled high with whip cream.

"Cards first!" Chris admonishes, sitting at the foot of the bed.

"Oh, o-kay, okay," Eddie laughs, picking up one of two folded pieces of paper tucked under the plates.

"Two cards!" Buck grins, stretching his foot under the covers to nudge Chris. "Your dad's a lucky guy."

Chris makes the same face his dad had just been making. "One's for you, Buck."

Buck's pretty sure his face makes the exact expression of the emoticon with the colon and the capital o. "Me?"

"Yeah," Chris says, like obviously Buck gets a father's day card, duh, don't be stupid. Buck kind of just freezes there, rebooting, until Eddie grabs the paper and swaps it with the mug still clutched in his hand and he looks down to read it automatically.

On the front, in suspenseful italic, are the words "When Rodan flaps his wings…" and Buck coughs out a laugh, remembering last month's Godzilla night where they'd stayed up way too late watching movies while Eddie was covering for someone on B shift. He opens the card and doesn't start crying immediately, thank you, he lasts a few seconds with dry eyes. On the inside is a full spread drawing of the fiery pteranodon looming over the city of Los Angeles. On the bottom left a firefighter stands on a rooftop, blasting him in the face with a hose. Written in the sky is "... Buck saves the day!"

"Told you he'd cry," Eddie says, smug. Buck tries to glare at him but he's just a big blur through the tears.

"You're so mean to me," he croaks, reaching out blindly for moral support from Christopher, the superior Diaz. Chris shuffles over and wraps him in a hug which, oh boy, doesn't help the crying situation. "Th-thank you," he manages to get out, clinging to the kid a little and fully expecting him to pull away all huffy and teenager-like.

Chris just rests his head against Buck's. "You've been my dad, like, forever," he says quietly, and, really, it's too early in the day to be put through a trash compactor like this. "I probably should have made more cards to make up for the other years."

Buck makes a sound like "gk!" and feels Eddie's hand on his side. "Well, we don't want him to actually keel over. That would be an embarrassing ambulance ride."

Buck laughs, and it sounds wet and gross, and then kisses the side of Chris's head, which probably feels wet and gross. "I love you, so much."

"I know," Chris says, grinning. "I love you too, Buck. Eat your waffle. I put sprinkles on it!"

Buck laughs again, and pulls Chris up onto the bed with them to share. He's big, growing up so quick, and two grown men and a teenager are a pretty cramped fit on a queen mattress, but none of the three members of this family that Buck somehow, miraculously belongs to minds the proximity.

"Happy father's day, Buck," Eddie says, eyes heart twistingly soft as he kisses Buck's cheek. "Glad you're here with me. With us."

Buck makes a face as his eyes start stinging again, and covers Chris's eyes so he can lean forward and kiss Eddie on the mouth, quick. "No place I'd rather be."

[sl33py-day]

Imposter AU with a twist Part 2!

Tw: Swearing, a bit of yandere Albedo, Your friend is a horrible person and gets slapped on the face with some Karma and Trauma.

A/n: I didn’t want to keep saying ‘Your friend’ so I named her Bethany and Beth. Also I feel like this blog is more of a crackfic blog since there’s barely any serious writing. But hey it’s fun to write. Someone wanted it and I hope I met the expectations

Day’s and weeks and a single month has passed since you descended to Teyvat from the bottomless pits of hell. People are still after your head, the pick me imposter still has not been visited by Karma, and you got a yandere, kinda. I’m saying kinda because Albedo is possessive of you and that’s all…..for now.

During the month of being in Minecraft survival mode some more characters believed you’re the OG creator. That and they just can’t handle your friend, who I shall name Bethany. Sorry to all Bethany’s but Imma steal your name real quick.

Diluc is a good example of not handling Bethany. He has told you that she would cry when a man, his brother and five other men, don’t pay attention to her. She would tell Childe to get her the most expensive gift and throw it away afterwards. He finds her annoying and one point he told you “If I had to choose between Kaeya and….the girl. I would choose Kaeya right away. That’s how annoying she is.”

Now here comes the fun part of this AU. The finding out that the imposter is the OG creator. Like I said the last part Karma is gonna slap her face sooner and later, well Karma not only slapped her but gave her the ultimate shoe slap, with a boot and high heel.

In the Imposter AU the only thing to tell from Imposter and Real apart was the golden child blood test thingy. There is one way where I feel like would be more funny and that is the ‘accident’ way.

The accident way is probably the most funniest way of people finding out that they fucked up. Imagine this, Your walking back to where ever the failed experiment is to give him the flowers he needed. But along the way your arm got scratched by a random branch. This y/n is clumsy they bump into things a lot and whenever they do they just rub off the pain until they or someone else tells them that they’re bleeding. So back to the branch thing, you got scratched by the lonely piece of wood and kept walking. Only to cross a certain traveler and they’re somehow flying food.

They cross paths, Aether doesn’t bother looking and has a place to be. Paimon on the other hand saw the gold shimmering blood and was like “Wait a MINUTE!”

“You there! Paimon has a very serious question!” Paimon yelled out but you kept on walking ignoring her as if she’s a ghost. That was until paimon told Aether and Aether is now chasing after you. Like I know I need my daily dose of adrenaline but why it gotta be like this?

While running Aether was yelling and Venti being the little shit he is heard it in the wind. Don’t ask me how that makes sense he’s the god of air. Now venti is in front of you and let’s skip a hour or two after.

Scratch that make one hour turn into 3 hours of no stop arguing. Not between you and the worshipers or overly simps but between you and Bethany.

Bethany Heard that people found you and wanted to see you uh turn the bye bye life light on. So she came in the most ugliest dress ever in the mind of y/n.

While being surrounded by the archons as they looked at you with disgust. You were on the ground with a sword against your neck. The archons believe that you put gold glitter on your arm to get the chance of stealing their graces spot? Does glitter even exist in Tevyat?

“You go to such lengths to steal our graces spotlight?!” Yelled Zhongli still having the pole arm against your neck. You are just sitting there on the floor slightly terrified because my god scary archons are more scarier then your mom.

“Sir, I didn’t even have a choice to look like that Beth Meth girl. It’s called Genes. GEN-NET-ICS.” You called out making everyone yell out insults. All of a sudden Bethany comes walking down as the people spread out like the sea. Everyone bowed and said praises.

“You really wearing that dress? It looks like something that Carella Deville would wear and honey that’s not necessarily a good thing” and that sent the lighter to the bomb.

“Well at least I have more things then you do. I would have an entire world after you are dead.” Beth’s sassy ass said as everyone is just wondering if you two know each other. Not only are you two fighting but Diluc and Aether are having to hold back Albedo so he doesn’t do….bad things.

Back to Beth with the meth fighting match. The light you started finally reached the bomb having Bethany spill everything she has done, on earth and Teyvat out loud. My god she did more stuff than you thought.

“You are always in the fucking way! Nothing I do to you ever works! I had to take money from you so your parents would hate you so you would feel shitty because of them. I spread rumors of you so people hated you. Hell I even practiced make up so people would believe you hit me!”

That’s not even the tip of the ice burg and yet many many people are in a state of shock that they are frozen in place. Oh and albedo? Ya Diluc and Aether are having a struggle. With the bomb being set off nothing is stopping Bethany to say anything and everything she has done to you. What are you doing? Letting her scream and yell since Karma is coming closer and closer.

“Then when I was Teleported here people said I was a god! They treated me better than you! I got the attention I wanted! No one was gonna try and steal the spotlight if they did I would just send someone to kill them. I have men at my fingertips so if someone insulted me or I found the person annoying I would send them to kill the person. Easy Peasy just make up a reason and they’ll do it.”

After she said that many people gasped and a few people yelled “Is that why my son/daughter went missing/were found dead?!” Yeah what a shocker now. The once looked up god is now the imposter and committed more crimes then the Fatui. She was about to say more but you stopped her.

“You did all that? Dear you’re worse than the American government and the Fatui combined. I’ll tell you why people were nice to me and not you.” You stood up with you hands behind your back. No one stopped you they wanted to see what would happen. “I’m genuinely nice to people and they do it back but some don’t. Take yourself for example, I was nice to you. I checked up on you everyday to make sure you where ok but you did all this instead.”

Bethany’s face was more redder then Diluc and a tomato together. She was furious that you came an ruined everything. She started to shout nonsense as you backed away slowly. She didn’t notice so she kept throwing insults after insults while you were all the way in the back with albedo.

Some hydro slimes and cryo slimes were walking around her as they were just doing Slime things. But one electro slime made a mistake of walking in front of her and, by accident or not, zapping her feet slightly. She let out a screech and hopped from one foot to another. Since the hydro slimes were walking around her they made the ground slightly wet. Thanks to the cryo slimes they made the slightly wet ground icy and slippery.

So while she was hopping she slipped on the ice. Fortunately or unfortunately you guys were by a cliff of some sort. I think you know what happened, she fell down but survived as the cliff wasn’t that high. So yay?

After she fell you stood there for a few minutes before saying “Ah, Karma did give her a punch in the face after all……But that seemed planed.” You looked at the slimes with a suspicious face. The hydro slime just turned around and walked away while the electro slime was like “oh this Leaf on the floor is so interesting wow” what is the cryo slime doing? Looking over the cliff where Bethany feel almost mocking her. “Haha bish you slipped” is what the cryo slime is probably thinking.

[scoops-aboy86]

2, 27, 34 ✨

("be nosy" questions)

2. What are you obsessed with right now?

That post you sent me and stoned Steddie friends to lovers. You sent it in DMs instead of asks, you clever fiend, but I’m gonna post here what I said there…

I like Steve getting high and his caretaker side really coming out. Just a little bit at first, always asking Eddie if he wants anything and then immediately getting whatever he impulsively asks for. And they both like it, so they both keep leaning into it more and more, until Steve reaches the feeding Eddie in his lap stage and calls him perfect and announces in a floaty sort of way that they "should be boyfriends, shouldn't we be boyfriend Eds? Then I could take care of you all the time." And nothing really happens then, because Eddie has his mouth full and is this close to falling asleep, but as soon as they've napped and sobered up Eddie is like, "Hey... did you mean it?" and Steve is like, "Uh, if you want me to mean it, then yes. If you don't... still yes, but I can keep it under wraps until I get over—" He's interrupted by a lap (very) full of Eddie Munson and lots of enthusiastic kisses. ❤️

It works the other way too, maybe Steve gets a little pouty when he's high and wants stuff but doesn't want to get up and get it himself so he whines and asks if Eddie will do it for him. (Also does this for when he needs to pee, and every time Eddie is just sort of like "I'd try if I could, man, but I don't think it works that way" in the most blazed voice possible.) But like, Eddie cannot resist that pouty face, and he always goes way overboard on getting Steve a LOT of whatever he asked for. Eventually they get to "Eddieeeee, feed it to me" and Steve kissing his fingers and Eddie is going to COMBUST but he keeps trying to cover it by getting the next mouthful ready until Steve just straight up demands that he kiss him already, dammit.

Why does Steve seem to take the lead in both scenarios, you might wonder? Idk, typically in my head Eddie is more afraid of scaring Steve off, while Steve is actually a lot more self-accepting than anyone seems to expect and goes from brief bisexual awakening to “Okay so I’ve realized I love you, want to do something about that?” surprisingly fast. Tentative or confident wink add-on is optional.

27. What’s your pet peeve?

This is very much an irl thing—people saying something or asking me a question and then getting annoyed if I don’t respond as immediately as they think I should. Sometimes I just need some extra seconds to process, jeez!

34. What’s your coffee order?

I can’t do coffee, it makes my soul vibrate out of my body and I become an unsafe driver that strikes fear into my unwitting passengers’ hearts. So, sadly, I have not indulged in venti mocha chip frappuccinos since high school. 😔

Give me a chai latte any day though, hot or iced or (on very special occasions) frapped.

[g-enuine42]

MADDOX OWEN RAE

Him

I wonder if I'll be brave enough today to finally talk to her.

I can see her right now over my laptop screen. I don't want to stare for too long though. Wouldn't want the rest of the people in here thinking I'm some creep. I'm sure I'm already giving off "bad boy" vibes. Whatever. My face might be pretty dead set but I like to think I'm a big softy. Most don't get to close to actually find that out though.

Anyways, she's busting her chops at the moment. One customer after another. Crazy. Even at 5pm, people still want to order Ventis and Trentas of caffeine filled drinks. Not my cup of tea.

Literally. I'm sipping chamomile.

She makes brewing look so effortless though. It's pretty inspiring to watch. God knows I wouldn't be able to manage all those orders alone. I'd probably run out the back by now but she's here everyday, working 1pm to 6pm, never once taking a break.

I swear, I'm not a stalker. I just come here to do some quick meal planning and clear my head.

And slowly get my courage up to make the first move.

Oh shoot! She just glanced this way!

Have I been here longer than usual today? Was I scolding too hard? She's probably gonna tell her co-worker that the 6'1, Black haired, Black fit, Piercing Blue eyed, back booth loving guy is watching her again tonight. Gosh. I have to speak up or this is never going to work. She'll never want to talk to me if I only lurk in the background.

Live a little Mad!

Stupid nickname right?

Yep. Whispering to her co-worker at the moment. Sometimes I wish I could kick myself. Eyes, lock onto your screen please! I hate that I can't just...do it, you know? Some guys make it look so easy. It's not. Especially when she's as gorgeous as the Golden hour itself. I want to not make a fool of myself. I want to do it right. But I need to find some serious courage first.

Maybe I should have gone with a coffee.

Her

He's back here again tonight. I'm starting to wonder if he's watching me. I'm not one who's quick to conclude things. I don't just want to judge him by his looks alone.

And boy does he have looks.

Seriously, any girl with eyes could see he's a total hottie. Honestly, it's the crystal clear eyes for me. How is someone blessed with eyes like those?

I have to focus though. My shift ends in 20 minutes. Praise God. I dig the fast pace and having plenty to work with but my feet hurt nevertheless. I've been working here for the past couple of months now and I think it may be time for a new pair of work shoes. That can wait till the weekend though. For now, I think I'm going to crash once I get home. Maybe lay around with a bag of barbecue chips and watch more of my show. I've earned it.

I do wonder though if the dude is purposely looking at me or not. I can't read his face very well from here but from what I've caught, he looks pretty pissed. Why would he be angry at me though? It doesnt make sense. Again, I'm not one to judge a book by its cover but I also don't want to act totally oblivious and end up getting bodied. A girl's got to be cautious. Even if he's really nice to look back at.

Or look right at up close! Oh gosh!

Him

I'm staring right down at her. I somehow made it to the counter but honestly I didn't plan this far ahead in my mind. Crap! What now? Breathe. Open your mouth and say something!

"...hi."

I'm doomed.

"Oh...um. Hello."

Or maybe not?

I don't know exactly what pushed me but I'm here in front of her and she responded. One point!

"So um...I've been coming here quite often um...recently and I...uh..."

Definitely doomed. Line, hook, and my whole ship's a major sinker.

"I noticed you...don't drink much coffee at all."

Her

I don't drink much coffee? What was this guy talking about? And here I was thinking he was getting ready to absolutely go Karen on me. But no. Instead...instead his face looks pretty pink. Totally pink actually. Even his ears are pink! That's actually really cute.

"I don't drink much, yeah. You're right. But um...is that a problem?"

"No! Not at all!"

My apperant Dark Asthetic Stalker actually is getting more red in the face!

"It's not a problem! I just...I really just wanted to...uh...start a conversation."

Again, totally cute. My heart is racing at the moment. I like this immensely soft spoken, unsure side of guys.

Him

She's smiling now. She's smiling up at me. Did I do something right then?

"So...you wanted to talk with me? I'm down to talk. What's up?"

Oh wow, I'm going to die. She was already so pretty and now she's absolutely glowing.

"I want to get to know you."

Finally my voice is firm.

"I know you don't know me at all. And I totally get it if you slap me and continue on with your shift but I needed to say that to you. I wanted to say that for weeks now. I want to get to know you better and take you out on a date."

Whoa. Breaks dude. Give her a sec to think.

I know my face is probably so flushed at the moment but who cares. I finally said it. I finally asked her out. Holy crap. The pounding in my chest is insane but in the best way possible.

Her

I can't believe it. He just asked me out. Me? Why? This is crazy.

"Well uh...You're right. I don't know you at all. I'm not interested in slapping you also. That's wild. Can you...give me until the end of my shift? We can talk more then, ok?"

*Shift End*

Him

I've been sitting in my booth, waiting for her like she asked. I'm still ecstatic, even though she hasn't even given me a solid answer yet. I told her. I really told her.

"Sorry for the wait"

She's sitting across from me and I can't help but let out my stupid upsidedown smile. Good thing everyone else has left by now. I hate showing it normally but with her...it's more than alright.

"You're totally fine. I still can hardly believe I talked with you. Even that I'm still talking to you now is crazy!"

She's laughing a little and wow she makes me want to laugh too.

"You know, I was just thinking how cold and moody you looked from behind the counter. You don't act like that at all though."

"I normally get that. This resting face is a burden I must carry on my own."

"It's not really a burden...it's actually...pretty nice up close."

Que the fireworks. This girl has totally won all my attention.

"So...about that date?"

I give it a second. Two.

She's smiling again. Oh man, she's smiling big. That look in her eyes could send me to the moon and back, asap.

"I'm going to say, it's a yes. I think I'd like to know more about what makes those blue eyes sparkle."

[transbee]

im literally fine i just need to be melodramatic first

[xiaosweetheart]

"you're the most possessive man i know." / "you know other men?"

characters, ranked from most to least possessive: venti, xiao, scaramouche, childe, diluc, kaeya, kazuha

genre: slightly(?) toxic, technically sfw

warnings: gn reader; THESE R NOT YANDERE HCS (except for maybe scara lmao there is no "healthy relationship" w him 💀💀💀); just what breed of possessive/how these men r possessive over u; idk these r realistically how i think their Possessiveness would tie into y'all's, otherwise healthy, relationship; mentions/talks of murder; slightly suggestive (kaeya), small spit kink; stalking (venti, xiao, scaramouche, childe, diluc)

a/n: "most to least possessive" as if they arent all stupid fuckin possessive over u 💀; POSSESSIVE ≠ JEALOUS

:: venti ::

         ↬ god of freedom ranked most possessive on this list uh oh 😦‼️ "but cali, why would the god of freedom be so possessive?" BECAUSE he's the god of freedom fool

         ↬ venti is. So Old. and he has seen So Much come n go and has lost so much. so when he's acc in a relationship w you ??? aha ! good luck ever trying to get rid of him — venti is genuinely so Obsessive and Possessive ?;((,?;??? but in such a casual way 😭💀💀

         ↬ like. everyone, yourself included, thinks it's just him being stupid clingy ("what's new🙄" yk) so they never rlly think too much ab it

                 ↬ and he's so direct too ?? LMAO he's a bit ("a bit" 💀) of a stalker too, so like, if u actually managed to go somewhere w/o him, he'll outright ask the townspeople if they've seen u around anywhere, n they always tell him if they've seen you bc "oh it's jus the bard lookin for his lover" no one's gonna bat an eye at that

         ↬ and bc he's usually such an attention whore, he has absolutely no problems just throwing himself into ur lap if ur at the tavern if ur paying Too much attention to anyone that's not him, or pulling u in for a kiss that's a little (way) more heated than it should be if a vendor seems a little too chatty or friendly than they should be

         ↬ he's not above threatening or killing others either 💀💀 like childe (cali writing outta order again), venti wouldn't outright threaten anyone while ur around, he'll glare them into their grave (esp w the way his eyes glow 😟) whenever ur turned around, and maybe make some sort of vaguely threatening gesture, but its more than enough to get his point across to the other person

                 ↬ and if he does kill, he always gets away w it too (and he Knows it) 🥰 he tries not to, for ur sake, but he's certainly not above it. he's the anemo archon and what ???? "a wandering bard" ?????? no one's gonna suspect him, and if they ever did, he could very easily drop off the face of the earth — and take you w him

:: xiao ::

         ↬ jesus christ r y'all rlly surprised ???? he's an adeptus, he's 2000yrs old, and you are one of the only good things to have ever happened to him so you'd be outta ur fucking mind to think xiao's not gonna be insanely posessive over you. AND he's got Hella jealousy problems to add insult to injury 😭😭

         ↬ xiao ............. can exhibit some stalkerish tendencies i cannot even lie to y'all. it's not all the time, but from time to time he'll end up acting as ur shadow n following you around, just out of ur line of sight, and keeping an eye on you. his reasons are pure !! bc in his head he's jus making sure u stay safe !!! (even if that's not how others may interpret it)

         ↬ othertimes, he just. Will Not. leave you alone ??? that's not to say he's all touchy w you (in public anyway), more like him following u around right by your side; BUT if someone's flirting w you or looking at you in a way he doesn't approve of (which is more often than you'd think), he Won't hesitate to wrap an arm around ur waist, or, depending on the severity of the situation and/or his jealousy levels, he will 100% pull u in for a very heated, very out of character, kiss while making direct eye contact w whoever his jealousy is directed at

         ↬ tbh i think he Unintentionally ??? acts like you're his, and his alone ?? he doesn't mean to, he really doesn't, but :(( you're so pretty and perfect and he's so, so scared of losing you, that sometimes he acts like you belong to him.

         ↬ another overprotective mf (i say this like he isn't the second one on this list, i'm just writing out of order 💀💀). xiao is just. he worries ab you a whole lot, and he doesn't even begin to know how to express that, so it comes off as him devoting himself to you, and acting as ur personal bodyguard

         ↬ xiao wouldn't actually kill for u, i don't think. his karmic debt is more than enough as is :(( he will, however, rough (read: stab) someone up for u !!!! but only if u request as much, or give him the ok (whenever his temper gets the better of him). but overall i rlly do think xiao would prefer to keep violence to a minimum (archons knows he's had More Than his Fair share)

:: scaramouche ::

         ↬ stares. blinks. oh lord. y'all alr KNOW what i'm ab to say. 😭💀 now, if i had not included xiao and venti on this list. this mf would be no.1 without a doubt. it's just that. xiao is xiao, and venti is a literal god so 🙁

         ↬ anyway. SOSOSOOOOOO STUPIDLY POSOSEESSSSEIIVVVVEEEE OHHH MYN GOGOOOODDD you r by his side 24/7, or somewhere where he can keep an eye on you (bc he doesn't trust Any of his subordinates to watch over you)

         ↬ in scara's mind, he genuinely believes that u belong to him ??? and as a result he almost treats u like a doll (ironic 🙄). don't be surprised if he actually gets u a collar w his name on the tag as a gift 😭😭😭 and the way he genuinely gets offended if u don't wear it ????? yeesh

         ↬ STALKER ALERT STALKER ALERT 🗣🗣 unlike xiao, scara's stalking comes from a place of control (and ig 🙄 ur well being 🙄🙄) but mostly control and obsession. he hates how infatuated he is w you but . there's nothing he can do ab it. so he gives in to it. stalks you, makes you live w him, keeps u under his direct supervision (the way he is just genuinely a yandere 😭💀💀)

                 ↬ he's also the type of stalker to write things down ab u too i think 🧐 none of that surface "all ur likes and dislikes," bc he rlly doesn't care, but little notes ab your mannerisms he's noticed, any sort of sensitive information that u told him, all that 🥰

         ↬ he's not afraid to show you his violent side either !! (such enthusiastic punctuation for someone whose ab to write ab murder ............) scara doesn't really bother to hide the fact that he killed someone for whatever reason (someone complimenting you or vice versa; bc scara Has to have your Full attention.) and if u ask ab who he killed ???? he almost gets mad 😟 and internally, it justifies his killing, bc you're STILL asking/thinkin ab someone who isn't him !!!

:: childe ::

         ↬ even in a healthy relationship childe is genuinely like a borderline yandere 😭😭 he treats you so insanely well fs, but he's so stupidly fucking possessive and everyone knows it too

         ↬ it usually plays off as him being clingy bc yk he's just a light-hearted dude (me when i kinda? lie 💀), but. he plays it off as light-hearted bc he doesn't want to like ?????? scare you ????? the only time he cares ab his image is when it comes to you 🙏 but it's not that hard to flip that silly/serious switch LMFAO

         ↬ he'll accompany and escort u places whenever he gets the chance to, actually. he's often busy w fatui shit but that doesn't mean he won't make time for u. like diluc, he's possessive in a sense of overprotectivancy ??? so whenever he does escort you places, or if ur just out in public in general w him, then he has a hand on you At All Times. doesn't matter where, but he is always touching you

         ↬ and. and bc hes a harbinger he would Actually kill for u !! he won't if it can be avoided for your sake, bc ur happiness outweighs his bloodlust but he Would Not hesitate to kill for you (or if u wanted someone dead but 🧑‍🦯)

         ↬ tbh childe isn't actually super jealous ???? like. he has his moments, 100%, but he's not nearly as jealous as you'd think ?? bc he's so secure in ur relationship n knows he doesn't have to worry ab other guys (egomaniac yasss king 😍 /hj) and also. who in their right mind is gonna flirt w tartaglia's partner ?"'?";,:??(),?;??? someone w a death wish, that's who !

         ↬ after a vv enlightening convo w @artiepooh, i'd like to say that childe is, in fact, responsible for several "accidental" deaths and ruining several people's lives all bc he thought they looked at u the wrong way (and tbf, they did !! he's just keeping his darling safe <3)

                 ↬ he's put so many merchants out of business and mislead so many travelers (to their doom🥰) all in the name of ur safety. get urself a man like childe yasss slayy murdering for you in a healthy way 😍😍😍😍😍

:: diluc ::

         ↬ ok so just to create an idea of what kinda possessive diluc is, IF these were yandere hcs (they're not), then he would would be the type to either a. not ever let u leave the manner, or b. keep u under his constant supervision; u would go everywhere w him and he'd be by ur side 24/7

         ↬ that being said, realistically and healthily, "healthily," anytime he's going somewhere, he does extend an invitation for u to come as well (is internally bitter if u decline or say ur busy, but he doesn't ever hold it against u (yasss bare minimum king 😍), it's just apart of his overprotectiveness, and he rlly can't help that :(( )

         ↬ always, always offers to escort u home !!! doesn't matter if you two r in two different places, he will go out of his way to go wherever you are so he can walk you home (this is also partially for his own peace of of mind). he knows how dangerous mondstadt can be, especially at night, and you're far too precious to him to risk ur safety like that (doesn't matter if u can fight or not, he Insists on walking u home)

                 ↬ he has a handful of stalkerish behaviors that he's not very proud ab, but like xiao, it comes from a place of genuinely wanting to keep u safe !! on nights that you turn down his escortation invitation (cali the rhymer omg), he'll still drop whatever he's doing to come to wherever you may be, and he'll watch over you from the shadows instead

         ↬ diluc wouldn't kill for you unless he deemed it Absolutely Necessary — total last resort. he doesn't, however, have any problems beating someone up for u 😊 i don't think he'd (usually) ever be one to instigate anything tho ?? he'll only fight if provoked bc yk. wealthiest man in mondstadt, heir to the company, image to maintain, appearances, reputation, blah blah blah

:: kaeya ::

         ↬ first and foremost if u have ever said that kaeya would cheat on his s/o i hate u w my whole heart and ur fucking Wrong

         ↬ like. r we talking ab the same fucking character ?? kaeya alberich w debilitating abandonment And attachment issues ??? cheating on his s/o ???? drop dead [disrespectfully] kaeya is Stupid Fuckin Loyal to his partner go argue w the wall ab it 😡😡

         ↬ anyway 🥰 kaeya's def not the jealous type by any means HOWEVER he's stupid possessive (he just genuinely wants u all to hiself; kaeya is not a "sharing" sort of man) !! anytime y'all r in public together. he just simply Does Not leave ur side if it can be avoided (it's even worse in private, it's like y'all r attached at the hip 😭😭😭)

                 ↬ he always has an arm around your waist or shoulders whenever yall r out and about

         ↬ he's like. only rlly possessive possessive when prompted ??? like if someone's flirting w u or getting a lil too comfortable w you, shameless kaeya is quick to pull you in for a v sloppy kiss in front of whoever was trying to steal ur attention away from him — he'd even spit in ur mouth if he felt the situation called for it (i'm so sorry i don't know how i keep managing to put a spit kink into every single thing that i write)

         ↬ finally someone whose not a fucking stalker. i mean. no i mean finally someone who isnt a fucking stalker LMAO he'll keep a watchful eye out for u whenever ur around, but he won't go out of his way to track u down unless it's dire or whatever

:: kazuha ::

         ↬ another casually possessive one ??? but not in a relaxed way like venti 🧐 its all in his words for the most part. thinks back to when he threatened to brand that hoarder's forehead w a whitehot iron. hm. so. emphasis on the Most Part. 😊😊

         ↬ OH i got it, he's possessive in an almost gentle way ?? bc you and everyone else can see how his gaze softens whenever ur around and how he seems to just absolutely melt under ur touch

         ↬ but both the way kazuha speaks of and to you is enough for everyone to know that you're His. he's genuinely a v intimidating guy when u think ab it, and his words never leave any room for arguments, so everyone who knows ur w kazuha would never dare to make a move on u

         ↬ and for the few unfortunate souls who Have tried to make advances or flirt w you ............. 🙁🪦

         ↬ IM KIDDING (mostly) LMAO but that's not to say kazuha didn't scare them half to death w a verbal threat that would haunt them for a Very Long Time should they ever get close to u again

         ↬ don't let him fool u tho, in regards to you, kazuha has little to no patience and if his words don't get through the first time, he's quick to resort to physical threats and isn't above actually branding someone 😭😭

         ↬ kazuha is. hm. he would be a stalker if he didn't insist on going everywhere w you — and when he's so sweet n protective with u how could u turn him down ?? u know kazuha takes very good care of u, and you've honestly grown addicted to his presence, so ofc u let him escort u or tag along w u everywhere <3

masterlist.

[midnightmoonkiss]

Forever upsetti spaghetti that Lumine isn’t apart of 4NEMO / 5WIRL.

Anyway imagine being Aether’s little sibling and all the other guys in 5WIRL (a VERY popular band) are completely obsessed with your oblivious self.

All head over heels in love with their friend and band mate’s innocent little sibling.

Of course Aether knows, he’s painfully aware and has told his friends multiple times that if they try anything he can and will beat the shit out of them.

He’s very protective of you, what can he say?

Kazuha gonna be one of ~those guys~ who tells you all the time that “All men are wolves..!” but that he’s different when questioned about himself. He then goes and gives you a bouquet of wild-flowers he picked while on a walk in the park. Type of dude to get on one knee and kiss your knuckles just to make you feel like royalty and blush. Number one café enthusiast, take him with you pls he needs a coffee always.

Xiao is like Aether, protective. It’s fun going out shopping with him, he’ll indulge your antics and follow you to every store (though he lingers in Hot Topic and Spenser’s). If some man tries to flirt with you, yeah.. uh.. he needs to keep his image so nothing physical, but MAN he has a mean tongue and the scariest glare as he drags you away. Good excuse to hold your hand anyway.

Heizou is new to the group, everyones known eachother for years and they’ve only known him for three months. He has a great track record, though! Practically the heart of any party. He fell for you the second he saw you, and now he’s like a little puppy in love, always bringing you cool trinkets he finds at antique stores. He’s the Ride-Or-Die.. though they all are he just hopes you pick him first.

Venti is trouble and Aether tries to keep you from him the most. He’s Aether’s closest friend, he knows you and you know him fairly well, they were college roomates and Venti often came back for holidays. However, Aether knows that Venti is a very handsy drunk.. and he gets drunk often. He’s also a smooth talker, so that doesn’t help. Can’t sleep? Venti will sing you a lullaby! If you want to have a drink, be sure to go to Venti, though! Uhm without Aether knowing. Don’t worry! He won’t let anything happen!

Aether certainly doesn’t like how everyone is so interested in you... but he does accept the fact that you’re an adult and can do whatever you please.. but Archons, if you date one of his band mates.. he’s gonna be sick and going to be crying to their manager, Zhongli, for hours. May even leave said band member a stinky voicemail while he’s drunk.. “Youuuuu! *sniff* don.. don’t hurt my sib-blinin gggg or or i will!! *sniff, hiccup* EAT YOU, I CAN EAT Y-” Zhongli promptly hangs up for him.

[glowingbadger]

Can I ask for the other Genshin boys for that past modern day au? Like how you described Kaeya and Diluc but with the others? Off the top of my head: Thoma, Childe, Zhongli, Kazuha, Xiao, Venti….and anyone else you like that I’m forgetting pls? Ty!

Whoo boy, we've got a lot of Very Good Boys to talk about- buckle up folks, let's talk Modern au (these will be a bit shorter/more general than the Kaeya and Diluc ones, since we've got so many guys to talk about)

Here's what I wrote for those two, if you're curious!

hey, uh... Idk if this is gonna make someone mad at me, but in thinking about this, I've realized that I genuinely can't sexualize Venti? Like, my brain just... won't do it? So just as a heads-up, if he's who you're here for, his headcanons are going to be very tame.

Thoma, Childe, Zhongli, Kazuha, Xiao, Venti

x GN Reader

Modern AU Headcanons - SFW & NSFW

Thoma

- He's the head of security for an up-and-coming politician and humanitarian (Ayaka, duh). He's intensely dedicated to his job, though he doesn't give the uptight, neurotic appearance of your typical workaholic. In truth, he seems very friendly with his boss, and the way he tells it, the hardest part of his job is delicately fielding intrusive paparazzi questions about the "nature of his relationship" with Ms. Kamisato. Most imagine that he must make good money in this line of work, but he lives simply but comfortably.

- As your partner though, he's endlessly dedicated, leaving no room to doubt that his heart belongs to you and you alone. He has an encyclopedic understanding of your favorite foods, sweets, drinks, animals, colors, and so on, so he's incredibly good at birthdays and anniversaries. He likes to keep a small vase of your favorite flowers around as often as possible, and he bakes something for the two of you at least once a week.

- He generally lets you take the lead in bed, unless you really want him in charge, in which case, he's an excellent service top. Dedication to his work and his general "friendly towards everyone" attitude have made him well liked, but he hasn't pursued many romantically or sexually in the past- I may even consider him demisexual, frankly. But with you, he savors the chance for you two to bond over your mutual pleasure, get to know each other's bodies, and try new things together. And you can be sure that he's an absolute expert at oral, and absolutely loves to feel your thighs tremble and your nails in his hair as he services you.

Childe

- Tartaglia actually has a pretty droll office job that he doesn't put too much thought into- it's only for money to fund his not-so-secret adrenaline junky habits. Skydiving, drag racing, whatever he can get access to, if it gets his heart pounding, he'll try it at least once no matter how dangerous. Given time and the opportunity to get antsy enough, he'll eventually even start seeking out fights in sketchy areas of town, perhaps even landing in a "fight club" type circle. Of course, he'll rapidly rise to being "the one to beat" among those types, and hardly if ever has to worry about coming to work with visible injuries.

- He's a tough one to pin down, and it's likely you'll hook up once or twice before settling into a consistent relationship. If you can keep up with him though, he's a lot of fun to be with, always ready for the chance for the two of you to experience something new together. He also has no reservations about spoiling you with that white-collar salary of his, and if you protest, he'll just find sneakier ways to get you expensive gifts and meals. It's rare for him to express his affection verbally, but when he does, there's a fire in his often-cold eyes that shows he means it.

- Definitely as intense about sex as he is about all of his other pleasurable pursuits in life, and definitely a rough type. It's particularly fun to tease him with racy photos and texts throughout the day, knowing full well that he realizes you're trying to rile him up. On days like this, you can expect to be pounded against the wall, over countertops, and in multiple positions on his bed. And frankly, he loves it when you "fight back" a bit, trying to get control over the pace or giving him attitude, only to get fucked even deeper and harder.

Zhongli

- He's a well liked history professor at the college level, but has to constantly remind himself not to let on that he was literally, physically present for many of the events discussed. It's very easy to send him off on a tangent that takes up most of the class period- just ask something about the food or drink or art of a certain era, and he'll go off, not even caring much that he's abandoned the "official" curriculum. His classes are very sought out, but it's hard to know exactly what you're actually going to learn on any given day. (Also, and this may go without saying, he's been so engrossed in study and culture and academia for so long that he has no concept of certain practical things like budgeting and is constantly broke- though most don't realize that he's always been Like That)

- Zhongli, as a man of maturity and experience, is a very considerate and conscientious partner. If he makes tea for himself, he makes sure to make enough for you as well, and when he goes out to run an errand or two, he'll stop by a bakery on the way to pick up something for you. Though he may not come across as outwardly affectionate in his words or body language, he takes care of you as much as you let him, and makes it clear through little gifts and favors that he treasures you. As a hobby, he sometimes works with clay, and will make a cute and tasteful little vase or teacup or pendant for you on your birthday, anniversaries, etc.

- He doesn't have the highest sex drive generally, but when the mood hits him, he's incredibly intense and passionate. Zhongli has immense stamina, and is more than happy to please you several times over before chasing his own climax. Plus, given his very dignified bearing, you might not expect how kinky he can get if encouraged. He's been around a while, and has developed an appreciation for the wide range of ways to share pleasure with someone.

Kazuha

- Classic semi-stoned roommate with a Creative Writing major, tbh. He loves bizarre, artsy older films that no one's ever heard of, or wandering into a cafe or bar and genuinely enjoying the local live band playing there- but he's utterly and completely unpretentious about it. He just genuinely loves experiencing art and the creative spirit in as many ways as possible. Likely works at a local gallery or coffee shop, and probably could be 'higher up' at work, but doesn't feel the need to climb the ladder as long as he can pay rent.

- Kazuha may come across as a bit too laid back as a partner, but he's always there for you when it matters- he just thinks that a relationship should be comfortable and pleasant for both of you as often as possible. He loves sharing music together, so it's not unusual to spend an evening just lying in his bed and chatting, alternating who plays the next song from their phone. Unsurprisingly, he also loves outdoor dates- camping, hiking, etc, and he's in surprisingly good shape for how relaxed he seems.

- He's fairly sexually flexible, and will naturally respond to his partner's wants and needs- but overall, I would actually consider him something of a power bottom. You can tie him up or mount and ride him, but he'll still meet you with a steady, heated stare, and encourage you with surprisingly filthy praise. He's gentle by default, and very sensation focused, getting lost in all of the wonderful little details of your body. That said, he's extremely open to trying out any sort of kink or experimentation you might like, and considers such things a natural part of exploring pleasure together.

Xiao

- He's ex-military, and now works various labor-oriented day jobs while streaming a wide range of FPS games at night. He absolutely does not have a facecam, and won't even respond to followers asking him about it. He also resolutely refuses to talk about his difficult background, or the things he saw in the line of duty. But a sizeable contingent of his fans are convinced that he must be insanely handsome. Largely though, he's popular within a niche of viewers who are completely blown away by his sheer skill. His commentary is sparse, but if you're paying attention, it's clear that he knows way more about legitimate combat than your typical streamer, leading to rampant speculation.

- As a partner, he takes a long time to get used to typical "couple" things, like messaging each other during the day just to say hi, wearing each other's hoodies, that kind of thing. It's not that he dislikes it, it just doesn't come naturally to him at all. Honestly, he may even be a bit confused at first. He loves hearing from you, but why would you interrupt your day to message him when you can just come see him later?

- Sexually, he's not very experienced to start, but the man is dedicated for sure. His instinct is to be pretty rough, but you might not realize it until you've been together a few times- he's so worried about hurting you that you'll likely have to convince him that it's okay to get a bit more intense. He's not very vocal in bed, but he is extremely handsy and a bit bitey, so there won't be a doubt in your mind that he wants you desperately.

Venti

- Venti has a kind of cycle over the centuries. Every couple decades or so, he'll arrive on the pop scene and rapidly rise as a top idol, absolutely revelling in the attention and the ability to perform at such a massive scale, bringing music and excitement to so many people. He's also a massive troll in interviews and with the paparazzi, doing everything he can to produce ridiculous photos and silly, sometimes contradictory responses to the most common interview questions. Eventually though, to hide his pseudo-perpetual lifespan among other things, he'll get a bit overly involved in his booze and a couple minor scandals, either carefully orchestrating his slow disappearance from the public eye, or going out in a huge media flury or even faking his death- depending on how he's feeling this time around. Online conspiracy websites have definitely tried to make the argument that this handful of youthful, charming young singers are all the same person, but they're generally laughed off.

- He's extremely fun as a partner- always up for a party, a concert, or just a rowdy night of drinks with close friends and a hilariously bad movie. Venti always has a list of fun places you could go, new food or (even better) drinks to try, and so on- though of course, one of his favorite ways to spend a weekend night is at karaoke with you and a small group. He is capable of being more subdued and serious, but you'll find that he tends to respond to these moments of vulnerability with you by bouncing back into something more fun soon after you've had a serious conversation.

[kechiwrites]

katsuki, izuku, and shouto as types of doting dads

🌿 gender neutral!reader

🌿 sfw drabbles, lots of domestic fluff under the cut, 

🌿  warning: bakugo swearing, of course

🌿 w.c: 1.2k (approx. 400 each) 

🌿 a/n: thank u to my angel @mindninjax​ for naming katsu’s tiktok. sorry about the formatting, tumblr hates me.

katsuki

Bakugo’s kids are not spoiled, fuck you for even insinuating it.

Bakugo’s kids get what they need.

And what they need is a four tier bento box, every school day.

Insulated, of course, because “they aren’t fucking animals.”

And what starts as Bakugo just being a very attentive father, grows into you recording him coming home from his early morning run and grumbling while he puts on the frilly, lemon yellow apron your kids got him for Christmas two years ago, which grows into him carefully arranging a camera setup over your kitchen countertops, “because you’re the shittiest director alive, dumbass.” Which leads to the tiktok account dine-amight, where Bakugo uploads his intermediate-level character bentos, full to bursting with perfectly seasoned rice balls shaped like All Might and Hello Kitty, star and moon shaped fruits and veggies and occasionally, when your kids beg for them, Bakugo’s famous rainbow mini pancakes.

And of course a pro-hero with a reputation like Bakugo doing anything domestic is worth coverage and acclaim, blowing the account’s followers into the hundreds of thousands in a week.

In fact, people are shocked that Bakugo can even find the time. But he’d do anything for your kids, do anything to see them bring home empty bentos, bragging about all the kids drooling over their lunches that day. Anything to watch their missing tooth smiles when he asks how they were.

And if that means a couple of extra grocery trips at the end of the week and really early morning runs and gentle kisses on your forehead while you mutter and shift in your sleep before he starts the rice cooker, then so be it.

“Katsuki, they are not going to eat caviar. They do not need caviar.” Honestly, you were less surprised he was dropping it in the cart and more surprised your local supermarket even carried it in the first place. 

“They’ll eat whatever the fuck I give them.” He bites, pushing the cart just shy of too fast through the aisle, head swivelling back and forth for god knows what else. An elderly woman casts your husband a dirty look as he just barely swings the metal buggy to avoid her, to which Katsuki helpfully spits “Keep it movin’, hag!” 

“They’re 10!” 

“Doesn’t mean they need to choke down dry ass chicken nuggets and grape juice all day.”

izuku

Birthday party dad, the absolute worst party dad. Thousands of dollars on his kids’ birthday parties. Princess parties, pirate parties, any theme your kids can gurgle about liking and Deku has pulled out his tablet and is putting a pinterest board together before you can remind him that the twins’ birthday was two months ago. 

“We can get an early start on next year. What’ll you think it’ll cost to turn the pool into an ice rink?”

          “My sanity.”

        “Don’t be dramatic.”

Gets almost ridiculously bitter when the family across the street throws an All Might themed party when he knows, he fucking knows, they overheard him talking about throwing one for the boys months ago, But he is not changing his plan. Naw naw naw, your kids are gonna get their All Might party, they’re getting the All Might Party. Every single attendee is getting a vintage, tin All Might lunchbox stuffed to bursting with All Might merch; toys, branded candy only released in Sweden, keychains, those little retro bubble charms, anything he can cram in there. The yellow, red and blue bouncy castle he rented rivals the size of your house. And then, because there is not a soul on the planet pettier than your husband, he forces every pro hero he’s ever known to get in costume and take photos with the kids. He makes the one with the twins your yearly christmas card, then hand delivers it to the family across the street.

In October.

You bake apology pies for weeks.

“You know this is ridiculous right? Deku, she’s 2” you stress the number, pinching the bridge of your nose. “She isn't going to remember any of this.”

“I'm not listening, I didn't hear that, I am busy putting little princesses on cupcakes, a task you said you would help me with.” He’s grinning when he turns to you, and when you hold out your hand, he places a piping bag full of baby pink frosting in your open palm. 

Together you hunch over the kitchen island to ice and decorate twenty-four strawberry vanilla cupcakes, nudging and snickering at each other’s lopsided princess figures until the two of you are smearing icing on skin and tossing edible glitter into hair.

shouto

You know those “girl dads”? That’s Shouto. He takes her everywhere, takes pictures of everything that little girl does. School plays, holidays, playdates, you name it and there’s a dedicated, timestamped album that Shouto is begging to show every visitor, mailman and coworker. 

He prints them out, and maintains an instagram account filled with his favourite daddy-daughter moments, updated. daily.

Nevermind that he hasn’t used his own personal account in 9 years.

His favourite thing is buying and wearing matching outfits, carrying her in one arm. “Yes, I know she can walk, she’s very talented, she can do anything. She just likes to be as tall as daddy is.”

Whenever he picks her up from school, your husband slides her sweet little coat on and gently secures her into her car seat, right where he can see her when he looks in the rearview mirror. Then, Shouto drives your daughter wherever she wants to go. 

Wherever.

If it’s the zoo, they’re going, and they’re coming back with a gigantic, stuffed red panda to add to her own (not so little) plushie zoo at home. If it’s Starbucks, she comes toddling through the front door holding a VENTI, frozen hot chocolate frappuccino (no coffee, of course) and a brownie. Shouto asks them to make it special, he would never let her handle anything too hot.

“Shouto, stop. You’re gonna rot her teeth, she can’t even finish that.” Which is totally true, the cup’s as big as your daughter’s head. Not that she seems to mind, the way she hefts it up for you to see from the entryway while Shouto undoes her glittery blue shoelaces.

“I’ll finish the rest.” He shrugs, picking her up and plopping her down on the living room couch next to you, pressing a light kiss to the top of your head before shuffling off to hang up their identical winter coats.

He doesn’t even like chocolate.

“Why would she need a iPad?” You grab Shouto by his shoulders and make him look at you. 

“For…school.” His voice is quiet and subdued and you almost feel bad...before you remember your husband is clutching an $800 tablet he intends to give your 6 year old kid to his chest in the middle of an electronics store.

“Baby...she’s in elementary school…They aren’t even using calculators yet.” You try to pry the package out of his grip, steadfastly ignoring the gentle downturn of Shouto’s mouth at the development. 

“She’s very advanced for her age.” The frown is a full on pout by now and you shut it down as quick as you can. 

“No. Uh uh. Put that bottom lip back in. Then put the tablet back.”

It’s wrapped in shiny purple paper by December 19th.

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ᵔᗜᵔ Genshin Impact Character Baking HCS, pt 2!

AU; Modern // gn!reader w/ a younger sibling!

〃˚₊﹕pt 2 | includes: thoma, itto, venti, and jean ♡ Author's Notes; AYAYAY I JUST REALISED THE PT 1 OF THIS HIT 70+ LIKES IM SO HAPPYY ♡ Thoma ♡

Malewife won't let you bake, very clean man too

He bakes, cooks, probably does anything for you honestly

You ask him 24/7 to teach you how to bake

He denies you every time

A few days later, he got annoyed, so he taught to to bake tiny deserts, like cupcakes and brownies

Malewife will be proud of anything you do!

Gives you his delicious matcha cakes after everything you've done!

Even if its just one tiny desert!

He literally loves anything you do

Since its the season of fall and nearing through winter..

winter bonus; he knits sweaters for you OKAY BACK TO THE BAKING TOPICS

Loves to cuddle you just after making smol cupcakes

Kiss on head for all the cupcakes you make

1 cupcake = 1 kiss

"Love, Just wanted you to know your doing great~" then he kisses you

nsfw bbbbbonus: he'd let you eat the cream in his matcha cake if you know what i mean ehehehhehehe, but fr, he'd give you love marks everywhere and like makeout harshly with you afterwards

He'd clean up everything for both of you guys instead, would he really let his beautiful/handsome partner stress after just getting the most pleasure, just to clean up again? No.

Anyways, during november, you both love to prepare fall themed food, like pumpkin pies, chocolate chip cookies, and maple themed/flavored cupcakes!

You'd give them to friends, like Itto, Ayaka and Ayato, Gorou, and all those other people you both know! ♡ Itto ♡

Doesn't know how tf to bake, really messy

He loves it when you bake him something, and he'd gobble everything up just after you baked them, he'd totally beg you for more

He tries to bake once, he broke your bowl/s:(

When he properly made a cupcake, you were so proud of him

He's just in amazement how he made a nice cupcake for once

He gobbles it up right after though

winter bonus; He loves watching you cook in the sweater he bought you

Itto is your cupcake tester honestly

He gets home early just to eat some nice deserts

I think he'd personally be better at cooking, rather than baking-

Your sibling's bday was coming up, and this time, they didn't want just cake..

They wanted a lot of food, so you needed some help!

Itto cooks, you bake, It's literally perfect!

Your sibling thinks of Itto as a cool older brother honestly

So, lets say your sibling likes dumplings, and Itto knows how to cook,

Your sibling would straight up shove 5 dumplings in their mouth, yes they did almost choke

When they're gonna eat their 6th dumpling, "Oi. What do you say to Itto?" you looked viciously at the child, "Thank you!" your sibling said with a full mouth running away with the bowl of dumplings.

You gave Itto a kiss before helping your sibling out with opening their gifts and stuff

"I love you too.." Itto told you after kissing him :)

Your NSFW Bonus little simp!; Rough sex after their birthday.

No you couldn't walk for a week, so uh- ♡ Jean [and Klee!] ♡

You and Jean love spending time with eachother! What other better way than spending time together than a clean session in the kitchen, hm?

Jean loves your cupcakes! Klee likes your brownies better though:)

Klee eats all your finished products when you and Jean are done baking

Jean would love to open her own bakery with you, but her duties as the one and only, grand acting master, she cannot do such..

You'd always bake Klee a snack if she wants! Brownies? No big deal! Cupcakes? Sure!

You and Jean bake Klee's snacks for school together!!

Klee loves the snacks you prepare for her because,, you guys decorate it so cutely! Like little flowers here, little buttons there, little bombs here, you both just love to decorate all her snacks in her favorite things!

Jean loves to just kiss your eyelids!

She asks you to close your eyes, then kiss both your eyelids..

"Hey.. Do.. you mind closing your eyes real quick, sweetheart?" Jean asked turning slightly blushing, "Sure! But what for~?" You asked as she kissed your eyes..

THIS WOMAN IS JUST A WHOLE BLESSING

It's Klee's Birthday!! What cake shall we do- Ahh! Strawberry!!

Jean spends so much adding tiny bombs all over the strawberry cake you beautifully decorated

Klee is outside playing that piñata game with all her friends!

You blindfold Klee, while Jean carries the beautiful cake out :D

Klee would be sooo happy over her cake, she absolutey loves the tiny decorations Jean put out, while she loves the taste you made the cake!

"Thank you Y/N, and Thank you Jean! Klee loves you both sooo much!!" Klee told you while hugging your leg, Jean bends down to collect Klee's cheek kiss!

Your NSFW Bonus!; You dom her in bed // Klee would love a sibling, wouldn't she hm? ehe ♡ Venti ♡

He loves to bother you while you bake shit for him

Just him, being the airhead he is <33

Venti likes to just, take your ingredients away, so that he can make you beg for them, what a weirdo..

So one day, you just took his nintendo [i think he would own one, by stealing it from some spoiled kid, maybe scaramouche, but yeah]

Venti begged you all day just for you to not give it back

"BABEEEEEEEEEE JUST GIVE IT BACK PLEASE I NEED TO FINISH MY OUTFIT ON ANIMAL CROSSING" He whined, "No. I'm playing Pokèmon." You told him, while you intensely played Pokèmon. This bitch shouldn't have taken your ingredients away, huh?

Then one week later, he wanted to learn how tf to bake

Why? He's hungry 24/7. Of course. I guess.

You start teaching him, and he makes a mess </3

You'd both be a mess

Super messy + he makes you clean it up

He does cuddle you while giving you chocolates he got for you as an apology [he stole them from spoiled scaramouche <33]

"Uh, babe? Where did you get all of this? I don't think you work or anything-"

"I stole it. Why baby?" He told you gleefully while feeding you the chocolates,

"WHAT?"

He went on the couch to sleep tonight, a punishment just for him<3

After teaching him the next morning, he bakes you cupcakes as snacks :0

He also says, sorry for.. for stealing..

Sibling's bday party, no, he doesn't help prepare, but play with the kids at the party, you ask Xiao for help instead, he's kind of good at baking y'know!

I don't know why, but Venti would get happy when the cake arrived with the kid, a platonic match made in heaven.. Gosh..

So, NSFW Hc; You dom him, as a punishment for not helping you with the cake :((

He's a great sub though <33

[mrpenguinpants]

Xiao: First Kiss HCs

I’m so sorry it took me actually forever to reply to you. But I really hope you like this and it was somewhat worth the wait;; I tried really hard but ty for liking my Xiao content and yes! Let’s be absolute trash for Xiao. In this house we only believe in Xiao supremacy 💕💕

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Semi Part 1: Friendship

Semi Part 2: Falling in Love

Semi Part 3: Cuddles

Semi Part 4: Protective

Semi Part 5: Affection

Semi Part 6: Jealously

Semi Part 8: Opposites Attract

Semi Part 9:  String of Fate [Soulmate] HCs

Semi Part 10:  [ Fainting ]

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Childe Ver: First Kiss HCs

Venti & Kaeya: Mistletoe HCs

Venti, Xingqiu, and Razor: Kissing HCs

Considering how many more Xiao fics I need to write. This semi part link might not be a good idea lol. Also let’s ignore if I wrote in a kiss in a previous post haha.

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Xiao: First Kiss HCs

When you and Xiao first got together. It was a slow and steady process of learning each other boundaries and what felt comfortable. Xiao knew he was a difficult partner but you loved him and even becoming his friend was a slow and worthwhile adventure. It started off small leading from small handholding, to cuddling, to showing each other affection. But the one area that you both weren’t familiar in was kisses. He was an isolated adepti and you were an adventurer. You didn’t have any experience in being kissed and Xiao sure as hell didn’t either. Plus it was a lot more intimate and nerve wracking compared to holding hands and that was an hard hill to tackle in itself.

You didn’t mind that he wasn’t comfortable with initiating affection or never went in or talked about kisses. You were just happy that he was by your side and that your love was reciprocated. That he was comfortable in your presence and seemed content in your arms. It still made you a bit giddy when you reflected on how far you both came and that was enough for you. Xiao, on the other hand, couldn’t exactly say the same. While he was happy and he was content, he couldn’t help but feel that maybe your relationship was too one-sided? He knew that you were comfortable and okay with waiting for him to work out his issues and figuring out how to love again but he also really wanted to do more. He just wasn’t sure how to start.

It suddenly dawned on him one day when he saw you off on your next journey, that he had never really kissed you. Even a small goodbye kiss. It was usually you initiating affection or giving words of love and you always told him that it didn’t matter if he said it or not. His actions said more which always made him flush a bit. But on slow and quiet days where you were off on another adventure and Liyue was calm, he couldn’t help but let his mind wander to you. To your face, your bright eyes that would light up whenever you talked about the interesting sights you saw on your journey, the curve of your nose whenever he tapped it when you started to ramble on to much, your lips and how they would spread into a soft smile when it was just the two of you.

Xiao quickly flipped himself up into a sitting position and groaned into his hands. What was happening to him? He needed to take a walk to clear his mind again. He’s been going out a lot since he met you. He had faced an army of demons and fought in a war and yet this felt like the hardest challenge of his entire thousand year long life. He could almost hear Guizhong’s laughter at his predicament and her words of wisdom saying to take whatever problem he had and face it head on. Just without his spear. The spear needs to stay home.

So the next time you visited Wangshu Inn he asked for you to close your eyes. You complied but you were surprised, sitting by the railing facing Liyue up on the balcony. Was he going to gift you something? This was the first time he asked you to close your eyes but you trusted him. You could almost feel the anxiety waving off Xiao so you kept quiet and patient and waited for him to be ready.

He was ready. He could do this. You weren’t even looking at him so what was there to be worried about? He slowly leaned in, just hovering above your lips. But then he leaned back a bit, flushing red. He nearly chewed his lip before stopping since you probably didn’t want to taste blood. It wasn’t that he wasn’t ready or he thought that you would hate it, he was just nervous in messing up. What if his accidently transformed? What if he accidently pushed you off the railing? Even worse, what if someone showed up and saw you both like this?

Turns out he didn’t need to worry. Somewhat. Zhongli, who Xiao knew now was actually Rex Lapis in disguise, made a sudden appearance behind him. The whiplash of suddenly seeing his Master, the nervous butterfly’s fluttering in his stomach, and pep talk Xiao was trying to pound into his mind made him suddenly lurch forward and kiss you deeply. A bit too deeply as his little fangs nipped at your bottom lip.

“Zhongli!?”

“Rex Lapis?!”

You both quickly broke apart as your eyes flew open when you heard the man but also surprise at the sudden but, not completely unpleasant, pain and pressure on your lips. You could almost see the soul leave Xiao’s body when he spun around to see the surprised Zhongli. It was silent for a moment, all three of you just staring at each other. You were still processing what the hell just happened, Xiao was trying to find a way to astral project, and Zhongli was computing the fact that yes, the ever grumpy and “don’t touch me” yaksha both had a lover and was in the middle of...courting.

“Oh. My apologies. I wasn’t aware you were both occupied. I shall take my leave and visit another day then.” Zhongli simply nodded and left before you or Xiao could say anything. You both stared at the empty figure of where Zhongli was before you started to burst into laughter at the situation. You really felt bad, you did honestly, but with all the overwhelming emotions you couldn’t help but laugh.

“I’m...sorry. I didn’t know he was going to visit today,” Xiao muttered as he pressed his hand into his face and groaned at the embarrassing moment. You could see the tips of his ears were getting redder by the second which made you chuckle. For such a fearsome Yaksha he was really cute sometimes.

“It’s okay Xiao. I don’t mind. But are you alright?” you stifled the last of your giggles and reached out to pull him closer and remove his hand from his red face before cupping his cheek. He huffed but leaned into your hand. He really was sometimes like a cat.

“Are you hurt? Was I...too forward?” Xiao asked but he still wouldn’t look you in the eye. The floor was very interesting this afternoon. Wood was nice. Wood was good.

“No! It was...nice,” you answered, starting to go a bit pink yourself now before you felt a stinging pain in the corner of your lip, “Ah. I think you might accidently bit my lip though.”

“I see,” Xiao was now looking at you with his piercing eyes as he watched your small pink tongue brush over the corner of your bottom lip. His attention began to focus on that small part as the world seem to narrow down. Just the two of you. But unlike when you both would lie on top of the inn and watch the sun go down he felt hungry.

“Do you-”

Before you could ask anything Xiao suddenly pounced and pressed his lips against yours in a heated kiss. He took you by surprise but you quickly recovered as you gripped the purple ribbon on his back and yanked him forward as his hands slammed against the railing, trapping you. You felt his tongue press against your lips as you slowly opened them to let him in. It was overwhelming and you were sure if you hadn’t been grabbing onto the purple ribbon you would have fell over but then a sudden deep rumble snapped you out of your trance.

“Xiao? Are you...Are you purring?” you giggled when you got a tiny but of separation from the lack of air but he frowned at you, really it looked more like a pout, before leaning over once again.  Just barely brushing over your lips as he whispered

“Meow”

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This isn’t even OOC anymore. I feel like I’m writing a fucking k-drama right now, what am I doing anymore? English? Huh? I do not compute.

I’ve just awakened something in me with Cat! Xiao and I am flying with it (and casually ignoring lore. Isn’t he a bird?). Heading straight for the stratosphere and you cannot stop me. Just gonna hide away in shame now don’t look at me.

Okay. Time to commit sleep for uh 2 hours lol. I’m really tired but I feel kinda proud of myself haha. Tomorrow’s fics are going to be Venti, Lisa and Diluc pairing, and Venti and Barbara pairing. Good night!

Oh, and yes there is a lot more Xiao content to come and uhh might continue this cat!xiao idea. Unless that’s too weird. I’m sorry don’t shame me pls 😰

my god tumble just work. i dont want to deal with you and your tags. 

[baeshijima]

𝐬𝐭𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐦𝐞𝐫!𝐜𝐡𝐢𝐥𝐝𝐞 𝐛𝐞𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐰𝐡𝐢𝐩𝐩𝐞𝐝 𝐟𝐨𝐫 𝐜𝐡𝐚𝐫𝐚𝐜𝐭𝐞𝐫!𝐲/𝐧

MASTERLIST

now, childe as a general streamer,,, he’s a whale in every sense of the word 

…

poggers—

so childe as a streamer in general would be one word ;

✨chaotic✨

he would definitely be a variety streamer, but more so for games !!

especially pvp and/or pve games

competitive meta mf—

probably plays LoL, overwatch, apex legends, valorant and minecraft

don’t question the minecraft 

he likes mining but has a personal vendetta against the creepers bc once they blew up his mansion 

yes, a mansion

ask any of his community and they’ll tell u he spent a full-blown month and a half playing just minecraft to build it, only for it to go down just like that ;-; 

his chat loved it tho <//3

he’s played honkai too !! mainly for the pve and grinding bc he’s a whale but uh,,, shhh

his community,,, his community are just a bunch of trolls at this point i cant even lie

they just KEKW, SADGE & COPIUM spam everything and the newer viewers get intimidated until they realise he deserves them all HJGKJHF

especially when he starts getting annoyed by the game,,, his reactions are too good to pass up on gn

typically when he does mario kart streams 👩‍🦯 that shit’s wild when it happens oh my

when he falls in rainbow road 🤡 

and especially bc he has his webcam on, his viewers just see him internally dying or wanting to scream

also gets passive aggressive 

shit talks everything and everyone when in that mood <//3

for what’s left of his dignity i won’t disclose what happens

definitely gets jebaited a lot too <//3 unfortunately he’s too easy for his chat ;-;

another mf with a massive community except he has a lot of friends (sorry not sorry albedo)

ppl have a love-hate relationship with him tbh; u either love him or hate him

no inbetween

unless u show ur love through bullying him then go off ig

his discord server, twt + yt are also really big too !! also verified on insta 

also !!

he has lots of plushies :(( esp whale plushies from his community bc he’s the biggest whale they know <//3

but if u look at his setup, there’s a mini whale plushie on the top of his main monitor (he has 3), one big one (like,,, up to his chin) behind him, a smol on the top of his chair so u can see it above his head, and just more off screen HKJSDHL

they asked for a room tour once and half of it was just whale plushies

the rest were LED lights + shelves of merch & gifts from his community !!

he even has some fanmail (actual wholesome ones that aren’t cursed) pinned on a board too 🥺

also has an ensuite—

when he was eating on stream one time, his chat was sent into an absolute outrage

u know why?

bc he was eating noodles with a fork

bby ;-;

so sometimes he’ll get sent those beginner chopsticks with the finger guides to help him 👩‍🦯

he’s actually made sure to eat with them on stream tho bc he was sent one with a narwhal on top and he thinks it’s cute JHGJKH

nOW ONTO THIS MAN BEING WHIPPED FOR U AS A GENSHIN STREAMER !!!!

herkekle

now, his (also) AR56 ass has been playing since genshin first came out

an og if u will

this man,,, he’s been in love with u even before the game’s official release 🐥

not only were u in the promotional art and trailers, but he was also one of the beta testers so he got to try out ur character first hand in the early stages !!

and when i say he fell hard for u,

i mean it 

when the game wasn’t released publicly yet, he wasn’t allowed to disclose any information and ngl, it killed him that he couldn’t talk abt u :((

so all he could do was say this upcoming was really nice so far and subtly brag abt u to everyone JHGKJSDFHLK

when the official ads & promotional art were finally released 🥺🥺 when i tell u he immediately went live talking abt the game and u HKGJHFDK

he didn’t care that he streamed at an ungodly hour bc he’s been waiting for the reveal for so long he needs to let everyone know </3

he retweeted everything from their official twt straightaway, made a yt video based off his spontaneous stream promoting the game + pinged his entire server abt it

yes

his nearly 200k server all got pinged abt this one game bc he’s in love with a character from it

and he has no regrets abt it <33

the day the game was available for download, he stREAMED THE ENTIRE DOWNLOAD PROCESS

while he and his chat were waiting, they decided to watch the trailers and character showcases to get a feel for the game, and played some mario kart to pass the time !!

as soon as the game loaded, he threw mario kart behind him and went on 🐥

he typed his name (ajax) for the when he chose aether and literally everyone was appreciating the aesthetics HKJFS

but childe,,, he was waiting for it to be over so he could see u ;-;

he appreciated the aesthetics, fighting mechanics & voice acting a lot tho !!

now he had gotten through all the tutorials, got all the chests he could he was finally in mond

and there u were 🥺 after the dvalin encounter u arrived before kaeya did

and boy did he show u off sm to his viewers HKJHKLF

they knew he was down bad before but now?? they know it’s hopeless to save him and if he ever falls out of love that’s when the world ends

luckily that’ll never happen tho <33

but he took !! so many !! screenshots !!

oh, and did i mention he changed his wallpapers to u? and his twt + discord pfps are also some very aesthetic screenshots of u from that first scene ;-;

he just appreciates u sm okay 🥺

he even clutched his chest where his heart is and sunk down his chair when he heard u speak 😩

his chat just spammed his downbad + y/nlove + SHRIMP emotes and he accepted them all with grace <33

now when he unlocks the wishing feature,,, u already know he’s wishing for u as soon as possible

ur in the standard banner so ur always there which he appreciates but he would’ve wanted u to be limited so he can rub it in ppl’s faces ;-;

and since it was the first release rewards, he had tons of wishes right off the bat !!

he was gonna roll for venti after he gets u bc,,, well does he need a reason??

also he doesn’t do well with archer characters in general ;;; but if ur an archer then ur obv an exception sooo

bUT he got a 5 star in his first 20 pulls !!

tho it was diluc 👩‍🦯

while he was happy bc he got an incredibly meta character right off the bat,

he wasn’t interested in diluc,,, (even now his diluc is barely looked after, and only used for spiral abyss, *sweats*)

the next 5 star he got was around the 60 mark, and he got a weapon,,,

i mean,,, he got the weapon that was most suited for u so that’s smth at least (ˉ▽ˉ；)

after he used all his remaining primos and fates, he finally got u 🥺

he just went “fuck the storyline” and immediately put u in his party and just

admired u as a whole 

went through all the voice lines available, ur character story, ur idle animations (he had a heart attack from u and his chat clipped it) and took many, many screenshots 

his favourite voice lines would have to be the night + about us + (y/n)’s hobbies

and then he equipped u with ur weapon and damnnn did u look so good with it 😩

he changed u to be his avatar, with his signature as :

“(y/n)’s whale <3”

and now the whaling process begins 👩‍🦯

after at least £2k, he got u to c6, along with at least 1 copy of all the standard 5 stars,,

then he went for venti’s banner—

his chat were just too focused on how he’s gonna play u to even think of anything else tbh HKJAH

with ur kit, u were honestly seen to be a dps or even a sub dps if ppl don’t want u on the field all the time

so definitely a perfect character for mr meta strimmer tartaglia (his twitch name btw ;;; childe is just smth he prefers his community to call him as but they also call him ajax too HKJSD) here

so he went through the archon quests with u as his carry and i won’t lie, ur name card is smth he has printed and framed behind him after he got it 🥺

he later finds out ur part of the fatui in the liyue archon quest tho and has to fight u with,,,

well, u ;;;

he finds it hot tho so it’s okay—

i won’t lie tho, his zhongli after he got him is his second strongest after u

he just builds all his characters in the most broken way he can so he can show his viewers that everyone can be a dps in their own right, not just the ones meant to be since there’s no right or wrong in this game !!

but now ur weapon is r5, ur lvl 90 and u have lvl 20 5 star artifacts that make u the most broken (y/n) seen

ppl who co op with him are honestly baffled,,, especially when the feature of them being able to view other players’ character stats become available,,,

u with ur nearly 3k atk,,,

he’s hit over 600k with u tho and he’ll always flex that

no one can top him as a (y/n) main and that’s honestly just a fact at this point 😩

when he saw that the dating sim hangouts was official, his immediate and iconic response was simply ;

“so when will (y/n) become a dateable, huh 🤨”

to this day he’s still waiting to be able to date u in-game <//3

[cynettic]

Burning Things with Genshin Impact Characters

Summary - Burning things together, escaping burning buildings, and raiding Hilichurl camps <3 Ahh, the epitome of love.

Pairings - Chaotic Reader x Albedo / Venti / Ayaka / Scaramouche

Warnings - Mentions of fire, alcohol, suggestive themes, and uhm- ✨ c h a o s ✨

A/N - Bro- this is just my mental break after writing 6.9k of smut in my last post ;-; And my next two posts are supposed to be for Genshin women and their smut so… I need some cute fluff before I get into that.

Albedo

“Y/n… calm down.”

Urgent eyes darting over the vicinity of your apartment, you hardly spared the light haired boy a glance. “‘Calm down?’” You asked incredulously, flapping your arms around as if that would solve the issue of smolk. “I’m not sure if you’ve noticed yet, but our house is ‘burning.’” The bits of ash stung your arms, smoke seething against your eyes.

“I’m aware, I’m just asking you to get off the windowsill.”

Looking down at your already prepped foot right on the metal of the only opening the room, you flashed him a glare. “Uhm… no? I’ll have you know I have things to do and places to be, I’m a very important-”

“‘Y/n,’” Albedo interrupted, exasperated. “Please, come here.”

“No!” You shot back, “‘You’ come here, you aren’t going down in flames with your lab experiment. No matter how important it was.”

You could slowly see the patience from Albedo’s face melt away. An incredible feat, it was far too bad you didnt have the time to admire his ticked off face. “And you plan to jump off and break a couple bones?

“Better than death by fire.”

This time, the alchemist simply pointed to the experiment table, unable to form words.

“Yes and? I already know you messed up your experiment.”

“And,” he continued, irritated. “The table is the only ‘damn’ thing on fire. ‘The only thing on fire.’ The entirety of the house is just ‘dandy.’ Now help me put it out.”

You removed your foot of the ledge. “Oh, now that you mention it…”

Albedo put a hand to his head, sigh escaping as he rubbed his temples. “You’re almost worse than Klee… no, scratch that. You’re worse. Klee wouldn't have run away, she has the decency to stick around and out the fire out.”

“I thought it as a life threatening situation!”

“Mhm,” he hummed, displeased. “Whatever you say, get over here.”

Venti

Your drunk figure stumbled across the plain of grass, arms outstretched as you spun around. The wind rushed past your face, cool against the heat that ran through your veins. You felt dizzy, the world spinning in circles around you.

“Hey!” You spun around, foot sliding around the grass as you struggled to keep yourself from falling back. “You- you over there.”

“Yes?” The bard spoke, whisking the alcohol bottle in his hand in circles. He too had chugged a few too many bottles, but nothing to get him as wasted as you were at the moment. “And I do have a name you know- I’m aware you’re drunk, but it still hurts to know you’ve forgotten it~”

Squinting your eyes, you racked your mind for a name. “Oh.. uh…” It took only a moment till the name flashed in your name, and with a giggle, you turned back around. “Venti!”

“Yes?” He responded, this time with a wide grin.

All that stretched in front of the two of you was a wide field of grass, a grand tree, and a hilichurl camp. The two of you were too far away to quickly make it to the tree, and far enough not to arouse any suspicion with the monsters.

Of course your focus was on the hilichurl encampment.

“Look!” You pointed to the wooden pillars perched upright, two or three hilichurls dancing around a fire. “Lets destroy it!”

Venti nearly choked on the beverage in his mouth, swallowing it before he let out a chuckle. “Destroy it?” he repeated bemused, staring at your knocked up state. “I’d be surprised if you managed to make your way there-”

As if to prove him wrong, you started sprinting.

“Uh oh- hey! That wasnt what I meant!!” And he was sent racing after you.

By the time you made it to the camp, the Hilichurls had taken notice of you. All three of them standing up with some kind of weapon in hand. Your joyous laugh sent shivers down their spine, wobbly walk making them back up.

You were ‘scaring’ them.

“C’mere,” you cooed, arms wide. “I don’t bite.”

“Yes you do,” Venti mumbled once catching up to you. Too low for your ears to catch.

When the hilichurls didnt move, you whirled around to grab the vodka from his hand. A high percentage of course, Venti couldnt get drunk on normal wine or too low of a vodka. With a squeak of surprise, he reached for the bottle.

But it was too late.

You’d throw the bottle right at the hilichurls, who dashed away right at that moment. They abandoned camp and sprinted towards the meadow to find some refuge in the trees.

But that wasnt the end of the chaos.

Oh no, the bottle just ‘had’ to spill its contents onto the grass. And well, knock over a torch light stand while it was at it, which meant what? Fire.

“Its burning!”

“Oh dear…”

Venti pulled you away from the camp, sending a gust of wind to pick up the remainder of whatever was burning and put it out. “What am I gonna do with you…” he whispered in a groan. You happily skipped alongside him, giggling at his remark. “My little menace.”

He made a mental note not to bring you to the tavern again.

Side note - No Hilichurls were harmed during the raid-

Ayaka

“‘I’m saving her.”’

Hanging on a tree just beside the Kamisato residency, you and Thoma crouched on a single branch, tipping from side to side to regain balance before falling. That wasn’t the main issue, because just beside you was Ayaka, trapped in a burning building as she frantically tried to put the fire out.

“I’m her bodyguard,” Thoma beside you seethed, pushing you lightly to get you to move. “Therefore its my jobs to protect her, move.”

You shoved back, “And she’s the girl I love, got an issue with that?” You stuck your tongue out, “Or maybe you’re just ‘jealous’, wanna play hero and get her to fall in love? Too bad, you know we’re a thing, get over it.”

“Do you ‘want’ me to hurt you?”

“No thanks, save that for your new girlfriend and your bsdm kinks.”

“HEY- I DONT HAVE-”

But you’d already jumped, grabbing with both hands onto the window ledge and hoisting yourself up. The smoke hit you, burning your eyes and making your nose scrunch up in distaste. If this was your first reaction- how was Ayaka?!

You looked around, spotting the girl trying to put out the fire. It wasnt a big one, in fact it was just the cooking stove and a tinge of the carpet was on actual fire. The rest was just too much smoke, and a coughing Ayaka spilling water over everything.

Racing over, you began stomping on the flames of the carpet. Noticing you, she put her attention on the stove, and the two of you managed to clear away all the fire in no time.

It was when she put her hand over her mouth to cough that you realized you needed to get her out of there. Picking her up with ease, you cradled her in your arms as you dashed to the window. You didnt want to know what the rest of the house, and if there was any more fire, Thoma could put it out right?

Unfortunately for you, that wasnt even your main worry as you made it to the window. Water had somehow made it just below the windowsill, and instead of jumping out with precision, you slipped you with Ayaka in your arms, screaming out in surprise.

So you did all you could do, tuck her in your arms with your back to the ground and hoped you didnt die.

“‘Umph’- holy you’re heavy.”

You weren’t dead but…

‘Being in Thoma’s arms is worse.’

His face said the same, so he dropped you and instead held Ayaka in his arms. You watched as his face morphed into one of worry and compassion, “Princess- are you alright?”

“I was the one who caught her!” You blurted from your position on the ground, stumbling up to stand.

“And I caught both of you,” he corrected, flashing her a grin before giving you a look of distaste. “By accident, it was by pure luck that you happened to be holding onto her.”

You flashed him the middle finger, “Well your jobs done, saved the day, now fuck off.”

“‘You’ fuck off.”

“You have no reason to be here.”

“And leave Ayaka with an incapable fool? How did you slip out of a ‘window?’”

“Water you dumbass, now let go of her before I beat the shit out of you-“

“Ha- I’d like to see you try.”

Meanwhile, Ayaka rest cradled against Thoma’s chest, a look that your bickering was getting to her, and that she was seriously getting ticked off.

“Can you both just ‘shut up?’”

Scaramouche

Everything was ‘burning.’

Scarlet flames licking the wooden planks, crackling as splintered logs came crashing down and silenced by the background screams. Chaos strewn from side to side, a contrast from the normal pace of your footsteps, the calm collected look on your face.

“That was fun,” you simply stated to the boy beside you, squeezing his hand. “We should do it again some other time.”

He squeezed your hand back, a gesture far beyond him. However, he didnt reply, just walking alongside you with your hands interlocked and casually walking away from the crime scene.

Side note - you could really tell I got hit by writers block on the last one ;-;

[yostresswritinggirl]

Genshin Boys would be Horrible as Disney Princes

Headcanon and Reader Perspective, Drabble

Sojourner Special (Followers Event)

Despite being the gentleman and sweethearts that they are, in the wrong hands, of badly aligned context and universal rules these boys can barely function as princes given their own ideals.

Diluc in Cinderella

Shortest one, oops.

Our Diluc would honestly be too busy for balls if we're doing this canonically, night time of all times. He's not your prince tonight, he's off somewhere doing Knight stuff...

If by chance you did catch him in the ball and he did indulge you with your dance until you escapaded at midnight, he's not gonna question it.

And since he didn't even REMEMBER your face, the next day just goes on as usual. No decree for searching the whole land for your foot or anything, it's just a normal day after a party.

"They left without a word, no name or promise, who am I to say no when they clearly don't want to stay?"

He's a gentleman. Too gentlemanly...

Childe in Sleeping Beauty

In this scenario, Childe embraces his knight-ness more than the princely aspect. I mean sure, he danced with you in the forest all so lovingly, sang along to your pretty lil voice. But when the prophecy came, his focus changed—

To the thrill of fighting a big ass green fire breathing dragon! Big woah, Childe had soooo much fun fighting it that he didn't even cheese it.

He lived for every hour of the fight and made it as slow as possible. Taunting, playing with his PREY- mid-fight the dragon would realize just how strong and horrifying Prince Childe is, but the entertainment had started, and the dance won't end until Childe wills it.

When he DID finally slay the damned thing, he'll come up to your quarters and stare at your sleeping body, and then think "Hey, if them being put under this spell gave me the fight of the century? What if ANOTHER dragon comes? That would be amazing!" No waking up for you, or the whole city for that matter.

Albedo in Frog Princess

You... You don't even get the chance to be the frog princess in here... simply because he himself REFUSES to change back to normal. You have never met a man so intelligent, much more a frog.

"I know of which you are not, I won't be fooled by cardboard crowns and secondhand dresses," you choke as he berates every fiber of your being, "It matters not, I still have much to learn about the life of an amphibian."

He disappears after that and you've never heard from him ever again, although at the back of your mind you're pretty sure he's a live and well, that bastard is too smart to end up as roadkill.

And well, you're right, he's out there in the world of frogs doing frog things. Triumphant over frog science and the other talking creatures he may meet.

He'll also find a way to revert himself back to normal, either making his own cure or just enlisting the help of a princess to bargain.

He might come to you upon the logic of marriage counting you as princess, but don't get too hyped, you won't be treated as his wife. He'd be too busy putting his frog research into paper...

Zhongli in Beauty and the Beast

A beast he may be, he's still dignified and elegant, upholding his end of the bargain so long as the other does the same.

Your father may have trespassed and have taken some flowers in his domain but well, really it's such a petty crime that can easily be solvable. And even if there needs to be punishment incured...

When you stumble to the mansion in search of your father, ready to take his place from his jail cell, you find him and the beast (ohh half-dragon Zhongles) by an elegant table drinking cups of tea with light conversation. Huh?

"There is no need to fret, your father and I are just discussing the terms of our contract. He spoke of his woodworks that I wish to commission in exchange, such good potential should not be wasted."

You can also, well, pay off things within contract? But either way, it would be hella awakward, he won't impose on your life and most certainly not about the curse when you had so much to live for.

Kaeya in Rapunzel

Little bitch, thru and thru. If Eugene is such a criminal, he's taking it TENFOLD.

He's not even gonna be the slightest bit trustworthy for you, little Rapunzel, because he raises so many red flags your frying pan wouldn't even be enough to threaten him. He probably has a really thick skull, and your resolve won't be able to smack that pretty face.

Bargaining won't work, he'd sleight of hand his way out and get the crown knowing you'd hid it in the pot immediately, and then just backflip outta there.

If you manage to get him to get you out, he's not gonna be of help either. Kaeya would be amused with toying with you, leaving you in the dark as you get scared shitless/dance around with some tavern criminals. Otherwise, ehh...

One way or another, he's gonna find a way to get you off his case. Either forcing you to travel with companions that's headed to the city anyways or forcefully knocking you out and heaving you back to your tower.

"You have a mother that never ages lock you up in this tower? Nu uh, sweetie, I'm not dealing with the dark forces of witchery when I'm already well off with the crown."

He got the crown.

Venti in Snow White

I'm sorry what? Free apples? Eternal sleep in a beautiful bed? He's gonna be glad to just take your place. (Spoilers, he would)

He'd be most definitely entertained with your dwarves, playing his tunes. You life would be filled with his lyre as he plays around, not even caring about the other implications of yours or his status in this woodland forest.

You ran away from home? Cool, freedom, man. Wish he could the same without jeopardizing the kingdom and his family. He'd probably take the apple too just for you~

During your rest, he'll come up with the most eloquent song to play for your seven dwarves as he watches your fate sadly. How peaceful you looked, away from the world and from the grips of death.

The dwarves would force him to please try and break the spell, and he'll shrug and indulge- except it didn't break the spell, as he expected it to be. And they are clueless on who else you had encountered in your life to even spare a true love's kiss.

"How saddening, the princess lays. Maddening to those around as they'd say, if only my kiss was enough for the curse to sway." You died, ouch.

Xiao in Mulan

Brutal. Brutal. Brutal. His voicelines would come in sooooo handy here, oh my goodness.

If you miraculously bypassed his analytical gaze enough to hide your sexuality, you're going to die in his training program. He's not gonna go easy on you, not when the fate of the nation lies upon your capability to keep up. You're gonna go through far worse than what true Mulan went through, and you may or may not just die in the process.

If by chance you survived, this would warrant enough respect to not kill you (oh, you lived) but you better not show up again.

He's never gonna be delighted to see your traitorous face again, he can save China on his own, thank you very much. And you know he can. Try and approach him, and a sword would be at your neck once again.

"Foolish gremlin, you think you had the right to present yourself after the treason you willfully committed? We won't crumble at the loss of one person, your job here is done." How sad.

Cyno in Little Mermaid

First of all, wack, mermaids exist! Sadly, that's nothing new for him. He knows a lot with that intelligent mind of his, so it would be no surprise that the existence of such mythical creatures doesn't make him bat an eyelash. He's been living near water, he's not that stupid.

With that in mind, your presence in your first meeting is going to be bad. Very bad. Cyno knows about sirens and he's not at all gonna fall for it, and if by chance he had known you before the ship was wrecked, he's probably gonna be veryyy keen in capturing you instead.

So if by chance you're stupid enough to interact with him and DESIRE to be on land with him, you're gonna deal with a lot of problems.

You're not getting that kiss easily. No, it's a huge challenge. He'd be repulsed in your naivety and will most likely be more concerned on your voice than ever. He'd be so kind to try and give a shot in helping with the cure but it's not the cure you needed.

He'll drown himself in every literature in full concentration just to see if there's any text he can find about curses and muteness. His curiousity would get the best of him, and you'll barely see him after you managed to explain your predicament without the need for words. Octopus woman doesn't even need to show up to intervene.

"A kiss? Surely not, such ailment won't be cured by fairytale methods." And then he goes back to his library once again. And you will be seafoam the next sunrise. Or was it sunset?

"So now that we've established these grounds," Exiled turns to the other two in the area, "Maybe, these boys would be better off as princesses."

And so the trio concocts a new type of fairytale, collaborated to masterpieces soon after.

@moaa @dandelion-dreams @witchsungie @zelos-simp @legionqueensav @snackgod @rxsalinee @cala-ran @wind-wheel @struggljng @ellitx @kookieyachi @dandelion-dreams

[anxiouswormonastring]

CHAPTER THIRTEEN:

‘Goodnight, Aether.’

YOUR POV

The four of you were following the path back to the city of Mondstadt, Aether mentioned that he wanted to say goodbye to some of the other people he’s met while Paimon was going on about what kind of food they should bring. You lagged behind them in favor of admiring the passing scenery. It was a welcomed change from the cold and dull environment of Dragonspine.

“Hey, Y/N,” Venti called out, jogging towards you with an armful of…some red things??

Plucking one from the pile, he thrusted it into your hands. “Try it! I promise you’re gonna love it!”

You had no real reason to doubt him so you sunk your teeth into it. The sweet flavor had you humming in delight as you took bite after bite until there was nothing left. Looking at the bard with bright eyes, you asked for another.

“I figured you’d still like them. After all, apples were your favorite fruits,” he said, handing you another.

Through a mouthful of the fruit you asked him to elaborate. And he did, recalling all sorts of stories and situations you two had gotten into back then.

“…we got into quite a bit of trouble with the farmer after that but-“ he paused and looked at you. “Did you just eat the core of the apple? With the seeds?”

Quickly swallowing the fruit, you glanced around nervously. “Was I…not supposed to?”

Shaking his head, Venti let out a bubbly laugh before patting your shoulder. “I’ve just never seen someone do that before.” After coming down from his fit of giggles, he spoke again. “Though I guess it’s been a while so I can’t really blame you for it.”

You shrugged and continued downing the remaining apples.

The city was loud. Much louder than what you were used to. But it was still quite enjoyable. You wandered around absentmindedly, checking out stalls and peeking through the windows of various shops.

“Haven’t seen you around here before, another traveler I assume?”

Whipping your head around to face the new voice, you were met with a…rather attractive man leaned against a wall of a building. His eye(s) scanned your form in a way that brought heat to your face.

“Not gonna answer?” He let out an amused chuckle as he approached. “Am I really that intimidating?”

Wrinkling your nose at him, you finally shot back. “You’re not intimidating at all, I just don’t want to talk to you,” you huffed, crossing your arms.

The man brought his hand up over his chest, feigning an injury, and let out another laugh, “blunt and to the point, I like it.” He stuck out his hand. “The name’s Kaeya Alberich, Calvary Captain of the Knights of Favonius.”

There was a pause as you shook his hand.

“…so uh, care to share your name with me? Or shall I just refer to you as something of my own choosing?”

“Y/N,” you answered simply. Now that he was closer, you took the time to observe his face. Besides being very handsome, you noticed the star-like shape of his pupils. They were strange but you kept your thoughts to yourself for now.

Before he could speak again, you heard a familiar voice call out.

“Y/N? Oh, there you are,” Paimon called, floating over with Aether and Venti in tow.

“Ah, so they’re your friend,” Kaeya hummed. “I suppose that makes sense. Our Honorary Knight never seems to have a dull moment.”

Aether shrugged at the comment and glanced at the building. “Is Diluc in there, I wanted to tell you both that we are headed to Liyue to find my sister.”

Looking back to the blue haired man, you could have swore you saw a look of sadness in his eye(s). He did well to cover it up as he responded.

“Yep, I came out here to get away from his nagging about my drinking habits,” he explained with an exasperated sigh. “You don’t suppose you could snag a few more drinks for me, could you?”

Paimon shook her head. “Nuh-uh! It’s way too early to be drinking and we’d like to stay on Master Diluc’s good side, thank you very much.” There was a noticeable tinge of what sounded like fear in her voice as she mentioned the man. It left you wondering what kind of a person he was.

Aether simply nodded and looked at you. “Would you like to join us?”

You allowed curiosity to get the better of you. So you agreed and followed him in, dismissing the whispers Venti shared with Kaeya.

The air was thick with chatter from drunken men. The scent of alcohol was heavy and left you dizzy for a moment. Maybe you would have enjoyed this place if it were filled with more familiar faces, but alas, you didn’t have many friends to call your own.

“Ah, Aether and Paimon,” a man greeted as he wiped down the counter with a towel. “What can I do for you,” he asked, slinging the towel over his shoulder.

This man was also quite attractive.

“You have a lot of attractive friends, Aether,” you pointed absentmindedly.

The red haired man blinked and cleared his throat, “ah…thank you…I think,” he muttered.

Aether stifled a laugh and sat himself on a stool by the counter, urging you to follow suit.

“We just wanted to swing by and let you know that we are headed to Liyue soon,” he explained.

Diluc also seemed saddened by the news. And, just like Kaeya, he hid it well. “I see. Well then, I will treat you two to free drinks till you depart. And as a ‘thank you’ for assisting me with…um…private matters, I invite you to swing by the winery later today.”

“Am I included in the free drinks,” Venti chimed, leaning against the counter with a smirk on his face.

“No.”

Venti let out a whine and slumped over, leaning on you instead. “Y/NNNN,” he drawled. “Can you get some drinks for me? I’ll get you more apples!”

The offer was tempting but you shook your head, letting Paimon push him off of you.

“Leave it to you to get involved at the mere mention of alcohol, Tone-Deaf Bard,” she huffed, earning a laugh from you.

The rest of the day consisted of you meeting new people and being shown around the bustling city. In the short time you’d spent, you had gotten used to the constant noise. But as night fell, as did the residents of the city.

Venti had already left for the tavern you learned was called ‘Angel’s Share,’ leaving you and Aether to your own devices.

“You’re a very likable person, Aether,” you said, breaking the silence that had long since settled between the two of you.

“Oh, well I’m glad you think so,” he responded, reaching up to rub the back of his neck. “We should be heading to the Winery now.”

You watched as he sped up, leaving you to chase after him. Did you say something wrong? He looked nervous when you said that so maybe you shouldn’t have?

You remained silent the rest of the way.

The Winery was an impressive building. The sweet scent of grapes and various other fruits lingered in the air, putting you at ease.

The interior was just as impressive. Before you could wander around and get a better look at the place, you heard Diluc’s voice.

“There you are, I was beginning to get worried that something had happened,” he said, making his way towards the two of you. “First and foremost, I’d like to wish you safe travels. Liyue is much different from Mondstadt so you must be careful.” He paused and pulled a sizable bag from behind his back. “Secondly, Liyue is a city of commerce. I’d like you both to be as comfortable as possible so…”

Aether gingerly took the bag then looked back to the red haired man.

“It’s just a little over 200,000 mora. Just to get you started should you ever need anything.” There was another pause as you watched Aether look back and forth between the bag and Diluc.

Diluc turned to you. “We may not know each other well but any friend of his is a friend of mine. You will both always have a home here at the Dawn Winery and in the city of Mondstadt.”

Hearing the word ‘home’ made your heart ache. It wasn’t unpleasant but it was foreign.

“Thank you, Master Diluc,” you said, recalling the name Paimon used. “We will be safe, I’ll make sure of it.”

He gave you a smile and nodded. “Would you care to spend the night? The sun is setting and it’s still dangerous to travel at night, even for an Honorary Knight.”

Aether rolled his eyes playfully at the nickname. “I think we’ll be okay, I want to get there as soon as I can.”

Diluc nodded again. “Very well, then. I wish you both the best of luck.”

Once again, you and Aether found yourself back on the path, having made decent progress in your journey. Aether had been yawning almost every few minutes since leaving the Winery…it was driving you insane.

He yawned again and you stopped in your tracks, gripping the back of his top and dragging him to a secluded spot just off the path.

“Y/N? What are you doing?!”

“You’re obviously tired. So you’re going to sleep,” you said. Feeling your body shift, you pulled him close with your tail and curled around him, ensuring that he would be unable to escape.

At first he squirmed and protested, trying his best to escape the fluffy prison he was in. But with a single snarl from you, he finally settled down.

“…goodnight, Y/N.”

‘Goodnight, Aether.”

~A/N~

Idk why this chapter took me so long to do, sorry for the wait!!!