#he's also very hunky and smart

[sillyjpeg]

BOOK OF BILL WEBSITE CHANGE

this contains MAJOR SPOILERS FOR THE WEBSITE CHANGE. if you want to find shit urself, dont read this!!!

also this is part one of probably many bc i cant fit everything in here. curse you image limit

i wont be going over alot of the not as important stuff, but still go explore the website for it because i got alot of good laughs!

RIGHT OFF THE BAT. In the top right corner of the screen when the lightning flashes, there are words revealed carved in the wall. it reads: VALLIS CINERIS. when this is typed into the computer it gives this video:

haunting. really giving me analog horror vibes. wasnt sure what else to do with this though.

I also noticed that on the candle in the right side of the desk, there is a code

this is decoded used the rune code, and translates into CURSED. when put into the computer, this is what is given back:

interesting.

One of the first things me and my friends did was go through the main characters names. the most interesting one of these for me is definitely Stanley, but i want to go over Pacifica first because Stanleys is LONG.

When you type in Pacifica you get this:

I love her signature btw. BUT if you type in Platinum Paz, you get somethin very, very interesting.

This may not be in the right order so forgive me, but at the end of that code, if you use a shift decoder (im so smart sue me)

it says: "STAY AWAY FROM HER CIPHER. SHE HAS THE PROTECTION OF THE LUMBERFOLKS SPIRITS"

pacificas character development has always been special to me, and this was honestly chilling. in the book of bill we see that she has nightmares about the lumberjack, and this shows how much guilt she carries. her finally finding her peace with what happened made me smile :)

but as nice and heartwarming as this is, were moving on to STANLEY PINES! and oh BOY are the stanley lovers having a field day. so first of all, if you type in Stanley, it will take you to a few different links. including gold chains, brass knuckles, an 8 ball cane, a fez, and a colonel neck tie. funny right? if you keep entering his name, this pops up:

Below this is a bunch of things with the label of being shameful. one of them is very interesting but im gonna put some lighter stuff first for the sillies.

i need alex to show us the photos from the hunky drifters catalogue alex can you hear me please i mean WHO SAID THATTTT WHO SAID THATTTTTT

ALSO NO ONE COMING TO HIS FAKE FUNERAL EXCEPT HIS MOM :( she loved her little free spirit stanley

ALSO- him stripping for flour in Tijuana, again, i need photographic evidence.

his ex wives list also made me giggle. he was MARRIED TO OLD GOLDIE????? also Marilyn being Eda made me giggle, i love the fact that they got married at some point. get them back together please. also stan having smaller hands than ford and being self-conscious about it stan i love you mwah mwah mwah

ALSO FILBRICK TRYING TO SELL STAN FOR GETTIN AN F- PLEASE

anyways now onto the section at the bottom of the Wheel of Shame page!

Its titled : HOW HE BEAT ME. im not adding a photo bc ur guy is running out of room :(

you have to click on this repeatedly to get anything good out of it, so i took the liberty of milking it for all it had!!! i didnt take screenshots of everything because some of it was redundant, but here are the interesting and or funny bits:

just reiterating, this is not all thats in there, im just putting parts that stood out to me. please take the time to go through all this urself bc its a TREAT.

now into the crazier stuff

hes obviously having some sort of breakdown, just like we see at the end of the book of bill. the last page i decoded myself, and i got this using all the different decoders:

"THROUGH LQS SFSE CN EVERYONE IVE EVER"

for "LQS SFSE CN" i used the original bill cipher code, and im not sure why it gave me this. a smarter, better decoder probably has the answer.

i can theorize a few different things on what this could possibly mean even with it not being all decoded. the one that comes to mind is "I can still see through everyone ive ever met" maybe knowing too much? but without the middle part decoded i cant say much. if you have the solution for this please leave a comment as any help would be greatly appreciated. this all did drop a few hours ago so i doubt many people are working on decoding all this.

UPDATE!! I TRANSLATED IT WRONG.

IT SAYS “THROUGH THE EYES OF EVERYONE IVE EVER”

this makes alot more sense. bill can see through others eyes so it most likely is refering too how he possesses people and sees through their eyes. In the book of bill he shows how angry he is having to watch the Pines family be happy.

It says that when he closes his eye, he can still see through the eyes of everyone hes ever…possesed? probably. So can Bill still see through Ford, or maybe Dipper, and he cant turn it off. Whenever he closes his eyes he is haunted by the happy life he failed to destroy. To see through their eyes.

This poem using gambling as a way to describe Stan's life choices really struck me. the more i thought on it the more it made sense. he gambled that Ford's project would probably still work, gambled with all of his sham products. His entire life has been a betting game. The most interesting thing about all this is the end of the poem. It reads

"IM STILL ON YOUR MIND"

this has been a theory for awhile in the gravity falls community that if stan got back all his memories, including ones about bill, wouldnt bill come back? for me this confirms the theory, and opens up a whole new can of worms which i will talk about later.

I have reached my image and video limit, but expect more posts!

stay weird yall :)

[kuroonyang]

彡🍶⋆｡˚ what fragrance i think the haikyuu boys use.

note: i've been getting into the fragrance world recently, so this is the result of that. keep in mind this is all just my nose's opinion ;3

characters included: daichi, kuroo, oikawa, ushijima, bokuto, kita.

daichi!

daichi smells clean and comforting like freshFRESH laundry. even after a long day of practice or a match, he definitely still has a hint of that laundry scent in the background. everyone loves it, it's very addictive, and would have u stuffing ur face into his neck just to get a whiff ₍ᐢ.ˬ.⑅ᐢ₎

'blanche — byredo' would be daichi's go-to and signature scent. i can also see him going for 'lazy sunday morning — maison margiela' since it does have that clean vibe, but people would definitely associate him with blanche a lot more.

kuroo!

kuroo smells almost complete opposite from daichi, but he smells divine ԅ(º﹃ºԅ). he's more on the woody, powdery side, but not so intense that it overwhelms you. just strong enough that it lingers behind as he's walking by.

'tam dao — diptyque' would be kuroo's signature scent. the fragrance has no florals, but still has the perfect balance of subtle sweet and spicy that suits his personality and appearance perfectly. tam dao isn't something i would class as a date night scent though, so he would change it up on those special occasions.

oikawa!

oikawa definitely prefers his florals over fruity, and a powdery scent would match his pretty and tidy exterior very well, but nothing too strong and sickening. so i also think a nice musky fragrance would be perfect to balance out the florals as well.

'fleur de peau — diptyque' would be oikawa's signature scent. the scent overall really works well with tooru's flirty and smug character. This particular fragrance is one that gets complimented heavily by literally anyone close enough to get a whiff, although it isn't one that typically turns heads, but tooru's face card alone will manage that just fine.

ushijima!

toshi would have a very masculine signature scent. something that just smells like man. he would smell very woody, maybe musky too. i can't imagine him rocking a very sweet or floral scent, which makes me think even more that it would be leaning towards woody and slightly spicy.

'oud wood — tom ford' seems like the perfect signature scent for toshi. the oud present in it isn't overwhelming (more woody), and even though there is some vanilla, it's not very in the foreground. he smells like a smart, sophisticated man. that's rich. with good taste. and one hell of a face card.

bokuto!

i can see bokuto leaning more towards just using a good reliable scented deodorant since he's always on the court, but he would still have an actual cologne that he'd use as his signature scent and for special occasions. along with ushijima, i think bokuto would have one of the more masculine scents on this list.

'tobacco vanille — tom ford' would be bokuto's signature scent. the tobacco and woody scents in the fragrance would suit his hunky, big boy build very well. it still has a sweet vanilla kick to it, which just fits him pretty perfectly in my eyes. if bokuto doesn't have some combination of woody (or musky) and sweet smell as his signature scent, he's wearing the wrong thing ☝️

kita!

SHINSUKE KITAAA 😫😫 this man likes to clean as part of his strict ritual, i KNOW he smells out of this world. even if the others smell a lil musty from practice, you will not catch kita slacking in that department. he wouldn't be overwhelmingly sprayed down with perfume, but regardless he smells heavenly.

'wood sage and sea salt — jo malone' would be kita's signature scent. If anyone on this list has just one signature scent that they live by, it's gotta be kita. i picked wood sage and sea salt because it's a clean scent and not too strong (I have a good feeling kita would gravitate more towards fragrances that aren't sickeningly strong). it's a nice marine, slightly musky and salty, scent. in three words: refreshing and clean. also, just something i think is worth mentioning, but kita's one of the few who would use a fragrance-free, clinically proven (!!) antiperspirant, so he really only smells of his signature scent.

end note: pls do go sniff any of these scents if you haven't already. they smell gorgeous ʕ ꈍᴥꈍʔ

[sunnycanwrite]

The boyfriend that Barbara had was named Jason Bard! He was created in response to the creators of Batgirl not wanting Barbara to be paired with Dick or Bruce. Bard was introduced in Detective Comics 392 and this is where he first meets Barbara Gordon. During this first adventure with Barbara/Batgirl, his war disability was emphasized as he was occasionally incapacitated when his knee would give out.

In Pre-Crisis he was hunky and very intelligent and only used ethical practices. He grew up very poor and his mother was abused by his father who eventually ended up killing her. He was deeply in love with Barbara Gordon and used all kinds of cute nicknames for her. They were even engaged at some point.

In Post-Crisis he’s written not so smart and is written as a creep in Batgirl YO. Barbara called off their engagement because she was disabled (which makes absolute no sense but whatever you say Chuck Dixon). He was also blind for a period of time but then was cured.

The now cancelled Batgirl film was meant to include Jason Bard as her boyfriend who was meant to be a fireman. There was possibility of him being injured while on duty which then would have lead to his disability.

Ahhh I love learning new/forgotten things! Also fuck Chuck Dixon for that shit.

[blueikeproductions]

Since I see sexuality brought up a lot in Heathers I guess I feel obligated to mention what the gang in my AU are. I typically don’t focus on that in my own stuff, preferring to focus on shenanigans than dating (except for the rare occasion when the shenanigan IS dating), and I’m not huge or fully up and up on labels either so forgive me if I might confuse a couple.

JD: Straight with some asexual tendencies. A running gag is everyone, even the teachers, thinks JD is dating Dan, but the two shoot it down, especially when JD gets adopted into the Braverman clan as Dan’s brother. Any affection towards Dan is purely platonic and later familial, although JD does struggle with the concept of love in general, especially because of his empty, loveless upbringing since his mother Jocelyn died. JD meanwhile IS sexually attracted to Veronica, but because this is a new feeling for him, he struggles in showing his feelings well, as Dan can attest. Doesn’t care about one’s sexuality, only their character, but is extremely confused by the various labels and definitions. Later on, when he learns his little brother Liam is gay, he and Dan gladly support their brother, with JD happily putting the fear of God in anyone who gives Liam a hard time about it: child or adult. Dan: Bisexual, but doesn’t display that side of himself often. He very clearly has types: plus sized girls, and hunky muscular guys. He especially likes big arms on both. Breaking conventions, the nerdy Dan alludes to having had sex before, with both girls and guys, but it’s very few and far between because he’s not actively seeking a hookup like Red Heather, Kurt or Ram would. He has big crushes on Martha and Kurt, and ultimately falls in love with and marries Martha after college. If a different path was taken, he may have gotten with Kurt instead. Veronica: Bisexual. Discovered in middle school she liked girls also during an awkward gym class encounter, but because of cultural stigma at the time, largely keeps it buried. Her type is definitely the Heathers (although she would prefer a partner who is nice rather than a jerk), and those in Veronica’s circle like Dan and Betty like to tease her for her clear puppy love of Red Heather. She likes tall, thin but toned guys, partly why she fell for JD in the first place, but also places importance on intelligence (JD is very well read and book smart despite demeanor and appearance after all).

Betty: Bi-curious. Seems to be particularly interested in Green Heather, but it’s never reciprocated.

Tracey: Aro/Ace. Has no real interest in dating and is content to go by the beat of her own drum. Values friendship and family, having a strong friendship with Dan, JD, Specs, Veronica, Martha and her little brother.

Martha: Straight. 100% into men, no question. Values kindness above all else, with cute, squarish faces as a second. Is surprisingly progressive and supports Kurt and Ram’s relationship when she eventually figures it out.

Kurt: 100% gay. Initially hides it, forcing himself on to girls, but it’s clear both parties aren’t really into it. Is very playful with someone he likes, and leans into open relationships. Secretly dating Ram, but has an interest in JD and Dan. Kurt and Dan do have a mutual attraction, and the two did once share a night together. When Kurt is drunk and with Dan, all the inhibitors are off, he’s very touchy feely with him, and likes to show off his chest and abs, making Ram mildly jealous. Had a three way with Ram and Dan at one point.

Ram: Bisexual, but has more of a preference towards guys. Secretly dating Kurt, but harbors romantic feelings for Martha but can’t fully bring himself to pull the trigger. Like Kurt he forces himself on girls to keep up appearances, but usually is thinking of Kurt when having sex. Once had a three way with Kurt and Dan. His parents kicked him out and cut him off when they discovered he was gay after high school, and so he moved in with the Kellys for a while. Maintains a healthy relationship with his sister Kara who stuck up for him when the family fell apart.

Gold Heather: Pansexual. Is happy to be with people who treat her well. Had a mutual attraction with Specs until his death. Her future children are from different fathers, and ultimately stayed with a doting, unnamed girlfriend she met with in college.

Specs: Straight. Had a mutual attraction with Gold Heather, but couldn’t be together because of Red Heather, both because of Red’s authority and because of Red’s murder of Specs.

Liam: Pansexual. A baby during the events of Heathers, but as a teen in the 2000s, Liam gets into a relationship a boy in his class in Westerberg Jr. High. He and Levi briefly became romantic rivals, vying for the boy’s attention. Liam and Levi are best friends otherwise, practically brothers (despite being cousins).

Throttle: Considers himself “heteroflexible” if the body is to his tastes, but mostly pursues women. It doesn’t really matter the gender, he dislikes everyone equally and is only really in it for the sex. Seemed to have a genuine interest in Cheryl Rodgers despite this.

Thrash: 100% straight. Homophobic. No fat chicks. Is thick enough to not realize Throttle, Kurt and Ram sleep around with guys, otherwise he’d obliterate them from orbit. In an on again off again relationship with Red Heather. Had the two survived, they likely would’ve gotten married, calmed waaaaaay down, and had four children.

Green Heather: Bisexual but very repressed and doesn’t fully realize that’s what she is. A bit flirty but her Starscream-ish, mean girl habits get in the way. Does seem to be into Red Heather and Veronica, but doesn’t understand these feelings. Doubly so when she discovers her son Levi is gay later on, but for his sake goes along with it despite heavy conflicting feelings. Might have a slight humiliation kink to explain why she put up with being Red Heather’s doormat, but doesn’t realize this. Her son Levi was born shortly after high school after a fling with a popular boy at Kurt and Ram’s graduation party. Never married, instead married to her job and her son’s well being. Stress ate a lot in college and became more plus sized as irony to her bulimic phase in high school. Surprisingly loves being large and in charge.

Cheryl Rodgers: 100% straight and had an unhealthy attraction to Thrash and Throttle, Throttle being her favorite of the two. Tragically a bit dim, and doesn’t realize when guys are taking advantage of her. Has a male harem kink and secretly wishes Kurt, Ram, Thrash, Throttle, JD, Jamie, and Dan would be with her.

Jamie: Straight. Has a crush on Veronica, but unlike in the Morci Heathers universe, never acted on it. Wound up dating and marrying Cheryl in this universe after Thrash and Throttle died, and the two have a very sweet and loving relationship similar to Dan and Martha’s.

Red Heather: Pansexual but repressed. A lot of internalized homophobia because of her father. Deep down, she does genuinely care for Veronica and is highly jealous of JD, but she enjoys being a mega bitch too much to change for the better. Under better circumstances she may have romantically become involved with Veronica, but whether they would’ve remained together is a big question mark due to their very complex relationship.

[winterdying]

(as a sucker for red heads and looking respectfully i am very intrigued by your character so may i ask you to talk about what you like about him and his character as the mun so i may rise the temptation to attempt indulge further?)

send me questions you have about my character

oh boy, this is a super loaded question because i could talk about mithra for daaaaaays... he's probably one of my ultimate favorite characters of all time as of late... i'll put this under a readmore just for the sake of everyone's dash, because this feels like this could get pretty long!! LOL;;

i think what really drew me to mithra at first was his design- i'm someone who plays a lot of gacha games and is pretty well-versed in joseimuke/otome games, and characters in those tend to be... well, not super diverse design-wise. so i was surprised: mithra, who had black painted nails, and stitches/scars covering his body, and deep eyebags, was totally unlike the usual 'prettyboy' archetype that joseimuke games try to fill their rosters with!!

when it came to his personality, the game really makes it clear his flaws: he's not very smart. he's extremely violent and quick to irritation. he's as selfish as they come and only thinks about moving about in the world on his own terms. i really love crazy megalomaniacal guys like this!! it makes me want to go "wtf is wrong with you i love you" LOL;;

but i think besides his appearance and his nasty personality, what really was the hook-line-and-sinker for my mithra adoration was how the game wrote him and explained those flaws: mithra isn't very smart because he lived in near isolation and oppression for thousands of years. he's violent and quick to irritation because he grew up having to kill- other people, other wizards, strong beasts- in self-defence almost every day. he's selfish but he has his clear vulnerabilities, namely the loyalty he has to his sister/mother/mentor figure and her two children.

additionally, i'm a sucker for characters who have this insane charged rivalry which im sure as a chuuya roleplayer you cant understand at all noooooo and mithra's is with another character named oz- the strongest wizard in the world, who mithra wants to surpass. both of these characters- mithra and oz- are socially isolated, inept and selfish but have to learn how to deal with suddenly caring for children, and i find their parallels in their character arcs FASCINATING. i could write a million posts all about mithra and oz on their own

mithra's entire character is "what if the cartoon disney villain who could destroy the world at a snap of his fingers was a sleepy himbo who was really just struggling with understanding his own isolation and loneliness, and also he just like, eats rocks sometimes"

(plus, despite him not being a very popular character in the western fandom, he's the yumebait option in the east, meaning he's pretty much THE popular ship character with the main character of the game he's from. ultimate weirdboyfriend)

this is already getting so long, but that's basically the tl;dr: i find him a fascinating character with a really interesting design in a genre (joseimuke/otome) that really makes him stand out compared to the usual genre typicals. plus, he's a beautiful hunky redhead goth boy. what's not to love

[huhnkie]

~~ his wife continues ~~

Yes

I am Huqui Li,

Hunki li's wifi wife

...

I love opening my legs very wide for my hubby hunki li

Wifi wife

Broad bandwidth 

...

No no

I am not dumb

I am a smart kind of broad person 

...

You don't believe me?

Yes I am beautiful 

But I also am very smart

...

I mean,

Look

Do you know what it takes 

To convince 

Hunki li

To marry me?

...

I am both beautiful 

And incredibly smart natural single lady

Not many can pull this off

I am pulling hunki li's male instrument 

With my Magic fingers right now

Very gently 

...

Again,

Not many people can do this

...

Again,

It's good to be a woman 

It's good to be an adult

And it is very good to be hunki li's secret lover wife 

He makes me... so happy.    ... I love torching hunks hunks everywhere with my Magic fingers....

Hump me hunki li

Hump me tonight

Yes...

[rock-and-romanticism]

Check out a great, smart new book about #davidbowie — #davidbowieandromanticism — link in bio for details. #ziggystardustandthespidersfrommars is David Bowie’s iconic #1972 #album that established his first #alien persona #ziggystardust - which has seemed to endure well past the end of his life. This album makes me wonder when we can say #glam rock started. #glamrock in the 70s was nothing particularly distinctive: it was just rock ‘n’ roll. But the performers were usually in heavy make up and/or dressed like women. The #newyorkdolls’s first album, released in #1973, is a case in point. By that definition, #themanwhosoldtheworld in 1970 might be the first, or Bowie’s Greta Garbo look on the cover of Hunky Dory in 1971. Gender bending in rock goes back to at least @littlerichard___ in the 1950s, who was a tremendous influence on Bowie at a young age. Commentators on Bowie‘s gender bending tend to associate his space imagery with it, meaning he viewed himself as an alien because of his non-binary sexuality. But on this album he also created at some point a science-fiction plot associated with it, in that Ziggy Stardust was an emissary from a very powerful race of aliens who were embodied in black holes. #vinylcollector #rock #vinyljunkie #vinylrecords #rocknroll #vinyladdict #rockandroll #vinyl #vinylcollection #rockmusic #vinylcommunity #vinyljunkie #music #classicrock #rock #folkrock #rocknroll #rockmusic #rockandroll #rockandromanticism #70s #70srock #70smusic (at Manatee Cove) https://www.instagram.com/p/CjazZGoOgGo/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=

[miskatonique]

DANIEL CAIN CHEAT SHEET !

since my muses are not super well known in the contemporary rpc ( and i’m too lazy to do a full about page at this very moment ) i decided to put together little posts for them that give their general backgrounds, vibes, and plot possibilities !

this is a mix of canon and headcanon, and these are subject to change / adapt as i get more used to writing the characters

BACKGROUND:

Film(s): Re-Animator 1985, Bride of Re-Animator 1990

Dr. Daniel Cain, 25 in first movie, 28 in second movie. Dan is definitely one of those “everyman” characters who gets pulled into crazy shit and can’t seem to escape.

In Re-Animator Dan is in his third year at Miskatonic Medical School working at the teaching hospital. He’s dating Megan Halsey, daughter of the Medical School’s dean, and generally everything in life seems to be aligning for him. Of course that all falls apart when he gets a new roommate, the mysterious Herbert West who arrived at Miskatonic University after the death of his mentor, Hans Gruber, back in Switzerland.

Herbert is conducting experiments into the re-animation of dead tissue and Dan gets roped into these experiments when Herbert uses the experimental reagent on Dan’s cat, Rufus, who comes back to life. Dan is immediately taken with Herbert’s genius, even as Meg tries to warn him away from Herbert. Dan ignores her and goes to Dean Halsey, who takes away Dan’s scholarship and kicks Herbert out of school.

Shit goes off the rails from here -- Herbert and Dan try to prove Herbert’s reagent works by reanimating a cadaver from the hospital morgue, but the cadaver ends up killing Dean Halsey, and when the boys reanimate Dean Halsey he tries to kill them, yada yada.

Anyway there’s also this creepy evil doctor named Carl Hill who teaches at the university and kind of has mind control powers ?? He’s obsessed with Megan and he also plagiarized Herbert’s mentor’s work so Herbert fucking hates him, and eventually kills him but then reanimates him again ( because Herbert is kind of an idiot ).

Shit goes even more off the rails with the re-animated Dr. Hill bringing a bunch of other cadavers back to life and mind controlling them. Yada yada, at the end of the movie Megan is killed by one of the zombies and Dan uses the reagent to bring her back ( which he assumes doesn’t work but I’ll touch on that more when I do my Megan cheat sheet ).

Bride of Re-Animator takes places like 3ish years after the first film and Dan is in a ROUGH mental state post-losing Megan and highkey blames himself for her death. He and Herbert volunteer as medics in a Peruvian civil war ( I wish I was making that up ) and then go back to Miskatonic to continue their research. Herbert wants to build an entirely new life from collected body parts and his reagent. Dan wants to move out but Herbert offers him Megan’s ACTUAL HEART and offers to build a new life with him so Dan is like okay <3

There’s a patient at the hospital named Gloria who reminds Dan a lot of Megan and he ends up getting emotionally attached to her, which blows up in his face when Gloria dies. Herbert harvests Gloria’s head and uses it as the final piece of the woman they’ve built together. Dan has a huge brain breaking moment when he and Herbert bring their “bride” to life and he thinks she’s Megan.

Climax stuff happens, yada yada. Dan isn’t in the third Re-Animator movie but it’s confirmed that he supplied evidence that ended up putting Herbert in prison for 13 years. 

I like to think in those 13 years Dan gets into the edutainment sector and builds a personality like Bill Nye the Science Guy except he’s like “DNA Dan” and teaches elementary and middle schoolers about biology, physiology, and anatomy.

VIBES / PERSONALITY:

The most important thing about Dan is that he wants to help people!! It’s why he became a doctor in the first place, and it’s also why he sides with Herbert in the beginning about defending the use of the re-animating reagent. Eventually Dan starts to realize that Herbert’s goals with the reagent are very different from his goals, but what gets Dan in the beginning is the possibility of conquering death, disease, and pain, all things he believes are possible in the future for the reagent.

Dan is also extremely easy to manipulate ( rip ). He wears his heart on his sleeve, genuinely wants the best for the world, and has a hard time cutting people out of his life even when he knows they’re bad for him.

He has EXCELLENT bedside manner, he’s very attentive with his patients and doesn’t ever feel bad with taking a bit of extra time to make someone feel more comfortable. 

He’s really squeamish with blood, bodies, body parts, and gore! Which is hilarious, considering he’s a doctor and that his past-time is messing with dead bodies with his roommate.

Incredibly touch starved, like holy shit dude. 

PLOT POSSIBILITIES:

Fellow med students? Be his friend! They can do hospital shifts together and study for classes and shit talk their asshole professors.

Or you can be a fellow med student / doctor who ISN’T his friend. Call him out for being weird and shifty and hanging around Herbert too much! Track him down when he helps smuggle body parts out of the morgue! Follow him home and see what the fuck is making that terrifying noise in the basement!

I guess that last one is also applicable for law enforcement muses but ACAB right

Bride of Re-Animator era Dan is definitely more emotionally vulnerable, and he keeps trying to leave Herbert and their crazy experiments but can’t figure out how. Being a friend to him in that era would be nice -- he’s that guy who definitely has demons but can’t seem to figure out how to ask for help with fighting them ( and also doesn’t know if he really wants to fight them )

 Pre-med school stuff would be fun, too! I feel like he came from a small-ish town, played baseball in high school and undergrad, worked at his local summer camp as a counselor, etc. Just a wholesome guy

Be his pal when Herbert is in prison and Dan is like “but did I do the right thing 🥺” every 2 seconds and you have to be like “Dan....he murdered people...”

Honestly he needs some therapy but that’s neither here nor there

[thebisexualdogdad]

Shadowhunter headcanons: Isabelle Lightwood dating a himbo.

● Isabelle had her eye on you the moment you stepped foot into the institute 

● the big hunky shadowhunter from LA that just transferred to New York 

● Isabelle liked how sweet you are 

● normally guys who looked like you were total douchebags but you were different 

● and it didn't help that you still dressed like you were in LA wearing shirts that showed off all your muscles 

● you and Isabelle hooked up one night after a mission 

● you woke up naked in her bed and it certainly wouldn't be the last time you did so

● everyone knew you were dating except you two

● Clary "Izzy he's totally your boyfriend" 

● "no he's not we're just hooking up" 

● Jace "no you and Meliorn were just hooking up, you and Y/N are as much of a couple as Alec and Magnus" 

● Alec "don't bring me into this, I don't need to know about my sisters sex life" 

● this leads to Isabelle wanting to have the "talk" with you 

● "I mean I did already tell my mom about you so I guess it's time I start using the g word" 

● "you told your mom about me?" 

● "I really like you how could I not" 

● "I really like you too" 

● "so does that mean you're my girlfriend now?" 

● "it also means you're my boyfriend" 

● "I like the sound of that" 

● now that you're officially a couple you guys can't keep your hands off each other 

● not that you could before but you tried your best to not get handsy in public 

● now there isn't a place in the institute you haven't made out in 

● something that Alec is not happy about 

● Isabelle loves going out dancing with you

● every girl in the club wishes they were the one dancing with you 

● and it turns Isabelle on knowing she's the one who gets to take you home 

● you never pick up on when someone is hitting on you, you're just nice to everyone 

● Isabelle doesn't get jealous, she finds humor in the way they shamelessly flirt with you and don't have a chance with you 

● plus she gets tons of free drinks that they buy for you 

● when you spend the night she walks around in just your t shirt and it's a sight to see 

● and Isabelle can very easily talk you into doing things like painting your nails and doing face masks with her

● Clary and Magnus often join you guys for self care nights 

● of course there's lots of very expensive wine that Magnus provides 

● you love how smart Isabelle is 

● you have no idea what she's talking about when she goes into forensics mode but you get so entranced just hearing her talk

● Jace "Earth to Y/N, save the dirty talk for the bedroom it's time for us to go interrogate some vampires and see who killed this poor guy" 

● "that's not how we talk dirty" 

● a grinning Isabelle "well sometimes it is when we roleplay doctor and patient" 

● Alec "Nope! I'm leaving!" 

[nanaosaki3940]

Dabi, Gojo & Eren: Fuckboys or not?

In this modern age and time of anime and manga, the world of the internet is blessed by the presence of several different attractive 2D anime men. And arguably the most favorite ones among the fans are Dabi aka Touya Todoroki (My Hero Academia), Satoru Gojo (Jujutsu Kaisen), and Eren Jeager (Attack On Titan). Everyone just wants a piece of them. But the real question is, who would these men date and how? While we all know that Dabi and Gojo aren’t dating anyone canonically so far because Kohei Horikoshi and Gege Akutami just aren’t about all that jazz, Eren on the other hand did show romantic interest towards Mikasa Ackerman, but that relationship had to meet its tragic ending very soon than expected. Also, there are barely any romantic threads explored through the chapters of MHA and JJK manga so far for both Dabi and Gojo. Perhaps because of it, the show's viewers and the manga readers have been obsessively trying to find any pair of people (or curses) to ship together in various permutation combinations.

This isn’t something new or unique to MHA, JJK, and AOT as I must say - "Writers gonna write, fandoms gonna ship."

I'm well aware that the fandoms of MHA, JJK, and AOT have always portrayed Dabi, Satoru Gojo, and Eren Jeager as fuckboys, but are they really that? That's why I'm on an important quest here to determine once and for all if Dabi, Gojo, and Eren are fuckboy or not. Let’s dive right in. Since this is going to be an in-depth analysis, I did some research on what makes a fuckboy. According to this article, there are some traits that all fuckboys have in common. We’re gonna explore some of them and see if they apply to these mentioned hunky men. 

First, let's point out the traits of a fuckboy - 

He's a smooth operator 

Yet knows how to play it cool 

He promises a lot 

He's always busy as hell 

He has the tendency to lie 

He's always online 

His social media is full of women 

He SAYS he's not a fuckboy 

The relationship is pretty sexual

It's always a little one dimensional  

Now it's impossible to go through each and every given point mentioned above, but I'll try to cover at least half of them. 

He's a smooth operator - 

This describes a charismatic, funny, charming, smooth man. They can talk you up and their way out of any situation because they seem to know all of the right words. 

Dabi may not be a smooth operator, cause we've never seen him being funny or charismatic anytime in the series. Sure he's smart, calm, and collected (even manipulative) which is shown from time to time whenever he's appeared in the scenes, but we've never seen him butter up someone or talk his way out of any situation whatsoever. 

Besides, Dabi isn't someone who would do such a thing anyway, to begin with (because he's too emo and edgy for that). So I'm giving him a hard NO. 

The same goes for Eren as well. Sure younger Eren was hardheaded, strong-willed, passionate, impulsive, reckless, selfless, and charismatic, older Eren on the other hand isn't like that at all. Older Eren has an unnervingly stoic and calm demeanor, never losing his composure and usually wearing a blank expression on his face, no matter how dire or stressful the situation may be. Sure we saw him once using Falco to meet up with Reiner back at Marley, but he didn't use his charisma to trick Falco. Instead, he used his tactic and manipulation to deceive the young boy and convinced him to bring Reiner to him. 

So for this Eren also gets a hard NO.

Gojo on the other hand is very comfortable joking around with literally everyone he interacts with, friend or enemy. Moreover, he is very witty and charismatic in all these interactions. 

All evidence would point to Gojo being a smooth talker, except this doesn’t seem to work on most people in JJK. While Gojo has a fair share of admirers within the story, most people are either annoyed or neutral to his charms. We’re gonna give him a MAYBE on this criteria. 

Can play it cool - 

If I’ve understood this one correctly, then this is a person who won’t show excitement for things. They might not text you back immediately or might act nonchalantly and unbothered. 

First of all, Gojo is anything but nonchalant and unbothered and you all know the reason why - 

For this Gojo gets a hard NO. 

For Dabi, I must say he fits in this category quite well, but that was prior to the Touya-revelation chapter. Because as soon as he revealed his true identity and abusive childhood to the whole world, he wasn't Dabi anymore. He's reverted back to his old self: Touya Todoroki. Dabi may act nonchalantly and unbothered, but Touya doesn't. While little Touya was very energetic and boisterous back in the days, older Touya on the other hand is highly enigmatic and pragmatic. He takes pleasure in taunting heroic figures, students, and Pro Heroes alike, sadistically enjoying the pain he inflicts on others, including those he murders. He loves to engage in psychological warfare in order to unnerve whoever his opposition is and is rather savvy about how heroes operate and will exploit their natural tendency to rescue others. He is not afraid of causing collateral destruction, rarely holding back, even if it puts his allies at risk. Touya is intolerant of most people and can be very derisive most of the time, being quite rude and condescending to essentially everybody he interacts with. He insulted Shigaraki immediately after meeting him and constantly does the same to both his allies and enemies but doesn't always do it with the intention to be rude. Though older Touya is sadistic and sociopathic, he can also be apologetic, remorseful, and sympathetic at times needed. And most importantly, after revealing his true identity, Touya's NOT at all chilled - 

For this Dabi gets a soft NO. 

And if we're talking about older Eren here, then yes, older Eren is really chilled whatever the situation is. For those who have seen season 4 of AOT, I don't think I need to go any further about older Eren here. So for the criteria, Eren gets a hard YES. 

He makes a lot of promises -  

This criterion describes someone who makes a lot of promises but never fulfills them.

Let's talk about Dabi here. The reason why he's so traumatized and is now considered the most 'tragic' character in the series is all because of his father, Endeavor aka Enji Todoroki. Enji threw him into an illusion of becoming a great hero (even greater than All Might) and promised to support him to the end at a very young age. Touya clung to those fickle hopes, dreams, and promises even after his father later rejected him and tossed him to the side. 

Even though his father abused him mentally and emotionally from time to time, Touya still kept on loving his father to the point it became a borderline unhealthy obsession. And not only that, when he finally started to resent his father after waking up from comatose and promised himself to destroy the pride and status that Endeavor took years to build, he kept that promise to that very end. He waited 8 whole years to destroy Endeavor which also indicated that Touya is a very patient man. For someone who was deceived over and over again by his loved one, whose promises were broken by the same loved one, I don't think Dabi/Touya would be someone to make any sort of promises to his s/o. Rather he's someone who believes in the quote "action speaks louder than words". So he's getting a big hard NO on this one. 

Now let's talk about Gojo. episode 3 of JJK, Gojo promised his students a tour of Tokyo but took them to a haunted site full of curses instead. So I can imagine Gojo making a lot of fickle promises and ending up doing what he wants to instead. 

However, by the end of that episode, Gojo did take his students out for a ride and dinner. 

He might get playful and seem conceited at times but Gojo always comes through. There are very few things that Gojo takes seriously, and keeping promises is one of them. Gojo gets a hard NO for this one as well. 

And now let's talk about Eren here. Both younger Eren and older Eren are passionate individuals and are someone who cares about their loved ones to death. I mean the man promised to give a better world to his friends and ended up committing genocide (killing 80% of humanity or four-fifth of the society). This man knows how to keep his promises. So he's also getting a hard NO on this one too. 

He's always busy - 

From time to time, Dabi's shown to be busy in the series, like going around the city and doing his own thing (burning people alive that is) but he's not too busy to lend a helping hand to Shigaraki and the League whenever necessary. 

So, he's getting a soft NO on this one. 

Gojo on the other hand has a habit of often passing on his missions to his students. In episode 2 of JJK, Megumi is left alone to fight with Sukuna and gets badly injured. Gojo arrives at the scene and it is revealed he was sightseeing and buying souvenirs while people’s lives were in mortal danger. 

Surely, Gojo isn’t around a lot of times when he is needed. However, he does hold an important position in the Jujutsu Sorcerers’ world. Additionally, he has a lot of faith in his student. What I am trying to get at here is that while Gojo may not be there all the time, he usually has a good reason for it. Although he does seem the type to ditch his significant other in the middle of a date because he got distracted by an ice-cream truck or a baked potato stand. So, we’re gonna give him a soft YES to this one. 

Have we ever seen Eren being really busy with something and not being able to give quality time to his loved ones? Not really (at least from what I've seen so far). And due to the lack of evidence, I'm gonna give him a NO on this one again. 

You never fully know them - 

Relationships, or in most cases, Situation-ships with fuckboys in real life can be pretty one-dimensional. You never fully get to have deeper connections with them because you never get to know them. 

Dabi, yes at first was mysterious, I mean really mysterious, but he also had a solid reason to be like that - to destroy Endeavor's life and career. But after that whole revelation happened, Dabi didn't hesitate to keep anything secret at all. He revealed and exposed everything that's related to him (including his traumatic past, his abusive father, etc.) to the whole world back in the war at Jaku City and later in the 2nd war when Shoto asked him why he didn't come back home after surviving the forest fire, Dabi again didn't hesitate to tell the backstory of his rescue and survival. 

Dabi may not open up to his s/o at first, but he will at some point in time. Slowly but surely. It's just a matter of time and place until he'll vomit out everything. So he's again getting a soft NO on this one.

Seeing Gojo with this lens makes a certain degree of sense. Even people who spend a majority of their time with him can not seem to figure him out. However, in Gojo’s case, this is less a matter of his shallowness and more a matter of, there is no one in the JJK Universe who can stand beside Satoru Gojo. Even people like Nanami who openly say they don’t respect Gojo, still hold him in high regard and rely on him. In conclusion, while we may never fully understand Gojo, he gets a soft NO in this. 

Do we really need to say anything about this when it comes to Eren? 

This man hid all of his plans, his emotions, his almost everything within himself in order to carry out and execute the genocide without any hindrance. For sure, Eren gets a hard YES on this one, no doubt about it. 

Arrogance and self-obsession - 

I personally have other criteria for fuckboys and that is arrogance and self-obsession. We all know that canonically Dabi and Eren aren't arrogant or self-obsessed and they're not someone to show off how awesome and cool they are. Maybe younger Eren and younger Touya would like to have shown off their powers and abilities to others around them, but their older selves won't. So they're getting a HARD NO on this one for sure.

Gojo on the other hand actually fits perfectly for this. He has a degree of self-assured arrogance and this mostly annoys older or mature people in the JJK series namely, Megumi, Nobara, Maki, Panda, Inumaki, Nanami, Utahime, Yaga, Gakuganji, etc (while others like Geto and Shoko don't give a shit about it). However, naive people like Miwa, Yuji, or even Yuta find him quite interesting and charming. Gojo never misses a chance to show off how cool and awesome he can be. Additionally, he never shies away from praising himself when no one else will. 

Having said that, is it really narcissism if it’s all true? Sure, Gojo smugly says he is the strongest on multiple occasions, but that is objectively 100% the truth in the JJK universe. 

Conclusion -

Now that we’ve gone over almost all the factors that form a fuckboy, we’re ready to arrive at a conclusion. Based on their behaviors around their seniors, peers, juniors, enemies, friends, family, students, or whatnot, we can somewhat conclude that these three men might have the aesthetics of a fuckboy, but they are not. 

Well, at least Dabi and Eren are NOT fuckboys for sure, Gojo on the other hand, it's kinda complicated. And the biggest piece of evidence of Gojo being a potential fuckboy comes from Gege Akutami himself. As Gege said in one of his past interviews, he can not imagine Gojo being faithful to a woman. However, since Gege doesn’t plan on giving Gojo (or any main character) a romantic angle in the story, we’ll never truly know. 

Gojo is a lot of things, fickle, conceited, self-centered, arrogant, and so on. However, all aspects of his personality are completely genuine. He is someone who is capable of deeply caring about people and goes to great lengths to protect them and he brings people souvenirs every time he visits places. 

This charming man-child might be a 6’3” walking red flag but based on all the highly scientific research and my personal feelings, Gojo is also NOT a fuckboy.

Dabi, on the other hand, might be the greatest, the coldest, and the emo-est, edgelord ever lived in Musutafu City, but deep down he still cares to some extent, feels remorseful for his wrongdoings, and even feels sympathetic and apologetic for certain people around him (for example, while he had no problem killing the Pro Hero Snatch, the latter's words appear to have resonated with him, implying that Dabi has sympathy for those that have lost family due to villains, as well as the loved ones of those who he has killed. This does not extend to his own family though, as Dabi has frequently contemplated their deaths for the sake of revenge). 

It's just that his hatred and resentment towards his own father (also his whole family) are stopping him from becoming a soft boi. 

Whichever version of Eren Jeager you choose, at the end of the day, he's just someone who loves and deeply cares about his loved and dear ones. 

Don’t get me wrong, all three of them are still very frustrating men to have a romantic relationship with, but they are still lovable in their own ways and also loved by the fandom themselves. 

[terrainofheartfelt]

Gossip Girl Playlists: Theatre Kid AU edition! —Nate’s

[Blair's] [Dan's] [Serena's]

I don’t even remember exactly how this started, but it’s @strideofpride’s fault. 

The concept began as: if they were in this world, what would be in the GG mains’ MT books? What would be their go-to song? Their 16 bar cut? And then, I got on spotify, and got wayyyy too carried away (typical me), and it sort of morphed into: what are the NJBC’s (plus Daniel’s) senior musical theatre recital programs? And now I have this: a quartet of playlists of repertoire handpicked by me for these fake people, and I am very proud of them. 

All selections based on my very particular taste, honed from a childhood in community theater, an adolescence in high school musicals, and a 4 year degree from a majority musical theatre school

And, as in the tradition of Glee and all plays within a play, the rep reflects something profoundly personal about the character, because you know I love a theme. 

the meta:

Okay so Nate’s was realllllyyyyy hard to pin down, which makes sense because he as a character is hard to pin down, bc the show really only treated him like a whole-ass person for like 2 seasons. But, the beauty of men in musical theatre is they have much more license to just….do whatever the fuck they want—as opposed to women who get put into teeny tiny uncastable little boxes (but that’s a rant for another day). 

The point is, Nate’s type: because of his looks and talent, people try to put him in the romantic leading man box, but he finds that sooooooo boooooooring. He does play some himbos (bc, why not play to your strengths?) but he gravitates to roles that are more of a stretch. The fun roles, the character roles. The ones that less enlightened folk would say he’s “too pretty to play.” He likes to go for the laugh! He doesn’t want to be Billy Bigelow, he wants to be the Emcee! (I also see him having a great run being one of Les Amis in Les Mis in his 20s; and as the hot boy in Mamma Mia.)

His range is—and I hate that I’m saying this but it really is applicable to men in MT–bari-tenor. He can get up there when he wants to, but doesn’t necessarily want to live in the land of the high belt. He has a great low range that makes him prime golden age hunk material, but again, not really his thing. Also, theatrekid!Nate is a DANCER. He’s good on his feet and he knows it!

References: Hugh Jackman, Jonathan Groff, Derek Klena, Killian Donnely, Matthew Morrison (but like, with a better personality); and a kid in my voice studio who I’ll call Bobby, who had the rich low range of a deep voiced angel but could dance his lil heart out. 

the tracklist:

The Streets of Dublin — A Man of No Importance

A story about an Oscar Wilde stan who’s trying his darnedest to put on Salome with his community theater group. He tries to convince his hunky buddy Robbie to join in, but it’s not really Robbie’s thing. 

I’m Not That Smart — The 25th Annual Putnam County Spelling Bee

A zany raunchy comedy where grown ass adults play 12 year olds battling to the bitter end for a spot in the national spelling bee. 

Leaf, a homeschool kid, is endearing, if easily distracted.

Joey, Joey, Joey — The Most Happy Fella

I’ll be honest, I just like this one because when sung right, it’s soooooo hot. 

A traveling farmhand (can you guess his name?) explains why he never stays too long in one place. There’s lots of plot happening around him, but his only job as a character is to be sexy and cause problems. 

Try to Remember — The Fantasticks

It’s the world’s longest running musical ever, so it must be doing something right! It’s an inverse Romeo and Juliet. Two fathers pretend to feud for years, to reverse psychology their children into falling in love. There’s also this spanish bandit? Idk. the fathers go a bit overboard with the plot and some strife happens, but there’s a happy ending!

This is the show opener, sung by the narrator/Spaniard-ex-machina El Gallo

Brush up Your Shakespeare (duet w/ Dan) — Kiss Me, Kate

A musical version of Taming with the Shrew is trying to get off the ground. There’s mobsters and divorced exes with sexual tension and lots of nonsense. And this bop. 

Agony (duet w/ Dan) — Into the Woods 

The only good thing that movie version gave me was Chris Pine tearing his shirt open. Ok, whore. 

Two princes, one in love with Cinderella and one in love with Rapunzel, commiserate on their love lives. I’d call them himbos, but they don’t respect women enough. They’re kinda just sluts. 

I’d Rather Be Sailing — A New Brain

See title for why I picked it. 

The show was written from the composer’s experience when he was diagnosed and treated for an AVM. this song is actually sung by the main character’s boyfriend, so it nautical AND gay!

The Song that Goes Like This (duet w/ Serena) — Spamalot

I can so see Serena and Nate just enjoying being little freaks on stage together, they feed off each other and are big hams. 

Sir Gahalad and the Lady of the Lake tick off the box of the broadway love ballad. And they break some glass. 

I Am Aldopho — The Drowsy Chaperone

Severely underrated musical. This and Curtains are both wild, gershwin-y sounding romps where I don’t really remember the plot, but I remember not being able to breathe for laughing. This show is about a grand 20s wedding, but there’s hijinks afoot, and the bride’s chaperone is drowsy because she’s drunk, and for some reason the Spaniard-ex-machina, Aldolfo, tries to seduce her with this song. I can’t not picture this scene without a cape. 

I Don’t Care Much — Cabaret

I just think. Nate would be such a good MC. I want that for him. I really do. 

MC sings this song as narration, when singer Sally fights with her lover Cliff. Lots of shit is going on, but it’s really about the desperation and precipice and uncertainty that the MC and the Kit Kat Clubbers are living in in jazz age berlin.  

You’ve Got to Be Carefully Taught — South Pacific

MT guys get cast in this role if they look good shirtless, so. And it’s a better song than Younger than Springtime, like, yeesh. (this is the soldier set. I think Nate could also play that Miss Saigon guy, I don’t know the whole show well but I tried to listen to the guys big solo and I could not. anyway.)

Even though he’s in love, Lt. Cable’s deeply entrenched racism causes him to be a total jerk to his wartime love, Liat. Nellie’s same deeply entrenched racism ends her relationship with hot french dilf, Emile, when Emile seeks out advice, this song is Cable’s answer. 

Come Back — Dogfight

Everybody was losing their minds over DEH but the real Pasek and Paul opus is this musical. It only ran off broadway but the feelings! And the songs! 

In SF, a young GI meets and falls for a girl the day before he ships out to Vietnam, also the day before JFK’s assassination. This is the eleven o’clock number. He’s returning home, haunted, and broken, a marked contrast to the kid who left. 

Make ‘Em Laugh — Singin’ in the Rain

A classic! Nate the actor would always be going for the bits 

I Can’t Be Bothered Now — Crazy for You

a role for a DANCER. Bobby is a blue-blood banker’s son who just wants to dance. His mission takes him to a small cow town out west where he puts on a show. Gershwinian nonsense like that. It is very cute, though. 

Moon-faced, Starry-eyed (duet w/ Serena) — Street Scene

Street Scene is technically an opera, but it’s a big extravagant blending of musical styles, from romantic 1900s opera to 1940s jazz. Guess which end of the spectrum this one’s on. It’s the comedic dance break before shit hits the fan in this New York apartment building. I can so see besties Serena and Nate being complete hams in this number.

Mae, a tenant of the building, comes back from a night out with her boyfriend, Dick. They are drunk and they are dancing!

Soul of a Man — Kinky Boots

Nate wearing those shoes. Send post. 

Charlie makes the bold—but sound! —business decision to redirect the family shoe factory to produce shoes designed and marketed towards drag queens. When Charlie snaps from the pressure of running the business, he ponders his family legacy and “what does it mean to be a Man”? Nathaniel-coded!

Not the Boy Next Door — Boy from Oz

I just think….theatre kid!Nate is soooo gay. And being in the “gay by may” MT major world, he grows into himself in a marvelous way. 

Aussie musical legend Peter Allen returns to Australia after his separation from Liza Minelli, and realizes he’s grown out of the place. Also he’s so very Not-Straight.

[emperor-palpaminty]

Oh hi,,,,remember,,,,when we talked about jealous tech?,,,,

Just think. Maybe medic!reader is helping an injured shiny while Tech is in the other bed in the (otherwise private) room. The shiny is explaining what Happened to cause his injury and of course he’s charming. (You and tech have def had unspoken of feelings.) you go “awe hey you’re really smart trooper.” And tech SNAPS because he’s your smart trooper.

You can decide to do with that what you will <3

Holy shit that is perfect for this because confidence and jealousy is hot, I love you activist cryptid you

i need therapy, perhaps, also Tech is 100% strong enough to bust a holopad okay

also there is gonna be some hunky kissin and smoochin so folks, beware, children please leave

___

You had been rolling bandages when you realized you had done something horribly and terribly wrong. You glanced up from your table in the back room of your ward and were only met with the glaring eyes of one very agitated Tech. You blinked slowly, fingers lingering on the rolled gauze in your hands."What?"

He mumbled, which was very un-Tech like. You paused, you tongue pressing against the inside of your cheek.

Your eyes flicked back to the doorway with the other regs, the nonseriously injured ones.

Oh.

You hesitated and then grinned, setting the bandages down as you sauntered towards Tech's bed, a confident gait settling into your hips with all the sway of a confident woman. "I think I know what's going on."

Tech glanced up at you, brows still knitted together. "Whatever you're thinking, you're wrong.'

"Am I?" You pursed your lips in a cheeky grin, leaning over, suddenly nose to nose with Tech. "I think I’m right."

His brow narrowed further, eyes not leaving yours, face increasingly speckling with blush spreading in a pattern you had memorized by now. “I doubt it.”

The two of you had been dancing around in- every busted rib, every scar, every bruise and tense moment on the battlefield, there was something there, magnetizing you, pulling you to one another in the most polarizing sense of the word. You both knew it. Played with it. Teased the idea, but you on your North end and him on his South, separate as you pondered this pull. You wanted to ignore it no more. You admired him, you wanted him, in every way.

Yes, you felt his eyes settling on you every time you flirted. Every moment at a bar, or around the hormonal soldiers who would take any oppurtinity to flirt with a breathing woman. The way he stood by you, the moments on the battlefield he stood over you and covered you as you bandaged the wounded. He wanted you, too- the grazing touches, the richness in his voice when he said your name, the quick glances as your lips, your body, the admiration in everything he did involving you- he really wanted you, too.

The perfect way to have him own up to his feelings- utterly breaking him.

You paused, then glanced back at the room, shrugging, leaning off the bed. “If you insist,” You purred, sauntering to the reg medical room.

"Where are you going?" Tech shifted, moving to sit up, grimacing slightly at the effort.

"To do my... doctor things." You beamed innocently over your shoulder at him, eyes malicious, as you entered the reg medical room. You felt Tech's gaze boring into you, and you turned to the current reg, and you smiled gently at him. "Hi. I'm the resident medic." You tapped om the insignia on your white coat.

He sat up, brows raising. Women in the ranks were rare, which happened to be perfect to prove your hypothesis. Your grin perked up as you grabbed a holopad, sliding a stool to him and sitting down. "What brings you to me today?'

"Aside from the beauty and brains I see in front of me?"

You made sure to laugh your most flirtatious laugh- high pitched, tinkering. "Oh, trooper." You giggled, sliding the stool closer, examining the arm he held up to you, which had been haphazardly bandaged. "Battlefield injury?"

"Mhm." He relaxed back against the pillow. "Yep. Defending the ray shields abiut three kliks from base."

"Mm." You unwrapped the bandage and examined the wound. It wasn't deep- a fracture at most, you decided. "You're a brave guy, aren't you?" You glanced back into the back room, where Tech's eyes had darkened. You shot him an innocent smile, quickly setting the bone and re-bandaging it. "Oh, good job. That hurts, I know." You crooned, applying some bacta to his skin and sealed off the splint.

The reg grinned, exhaling, trying to wiggle his fingers. "Thanks, Doc." He grinned, leaning back. "Say, am I your only patient today."

"No, but you're probably my favorite." You grinned, standing, typing in a status update on the holopad. The clone laughed, leaning up to look more at you.

"You're my favorite doctor, you know."

"Aw." You grinned, submitting the report. "Then you must be a smart man."

"Oh, I am!" The reg grinned, leaning back, good arm elevating his head. "I'm on the bomb squad."

You nodded, grinning, leaning on the doorway. "Oh, so you're very smart." You set the holopad down, tilting your head. "So smart, level headed- so you're the cream of the crop."

An irritated sputter came from the private medical room behind you. You glanced back, almost cackling at Tech, who was absolutely boiling. His face was a gorgeous tint of red, his muscles tensed up under his glove, and the holopad in his hands was diligently holding up to the pressure he was putting on it, fingers firm, the rim cracked.

You shot him a wink. Your attention shifted back to the injured trooper, who was trying to peer into the room. "Everything good, Doc?"

"Oh, just another patient." You offered the reg a sweet smile, a sticky sweet smile and you helped him wrap a sling around his arm and tied it behind his neck. "Coming to see me for a little cough. Don't concern yourself." You helped the trooper up, walking him to the door. "I'll send instructions to your C.O., don't come see me too soon."

The trooper was a fly caught in your honeyed feminine trap. He smiled, winking at you. "But I kinda want to."

"Give it a few days, trooper." You chuckled, gently shooing him out.

With a sigh, you turned, admiring the now empty medical room. Well.. almost empty.

Tech was standing at the doorway to the private room, honeyed eyes glistening in anger, jealousy written in his gaze, lip curled. "So," He said, a hiss relieving his voice. "He's your smart trooper."

"Considering that you didn't want to take that role, yes." The words held a beguiling offer, a tempting bet, brows raised in challenge. “I take it I was right, Tech?” Your tongue annunciated the last syllable, delicious on your lips.

Tech's jaw rotated in a way you rarely saw- perhaps amidst firefights, and his shoulders tensed. Your eyes flicked to the surprisingly broad shoulders- he was lean, but well built. The top half of his body glove outlined the sinewy arms and pectorals, while his bulky armor still on from the waist down did him the disservice of failing to balance out his body.

His eyes tracked yours, and he stalked towards you. You backed up, half in shock, half in amusement. “Oh, so my theory was-?”

Your mouth stopped moving as his crashed into it, a ship in a storm, hands shaking as the pressed to the small of your back. You sighed, shock washing out through your toes that curled in your boots, and you wrapped your arms around him as he pressed your shoulders against the wall, voice hoarse as she spoke, words warm against your lips. “Give me one good reason why I shouldn’t make up for what you did,” He whispered, tugging away, a spark in his eyes. 

You sighed, wilting, holding into him. “Oh, that’s funny, I can’t think of a reason. Maybe you should prove me right.”

Tech stared at you, then grinned brightly, the gleam still in his eyes as he leaned down, lips moving in a waltzing rhythym with yours, and he tugged you up to wrap your legs around his waist. “That’s a shame,” He exhaled, softly against your ear, hissing as you tugged at the neck of his body glove. “Neither can I.”

[breanime]

Nobody asked, but here's my ranking of the Bre's Boys potential himbo energy.

Billy Russo: 0/10 he's too lean and mean to be a himbo, plus he's a strategist, so no himbo for him

Logan Delos: 6/10 not hunky enough to be a himbo, but def has the mentality in the sense that he's slutty and chaotic, however, he's too witty to be a true himbo

Jax Teller: 4/10 he has the himbo look, but he's far too brooding and emo to fully be the himbo biker we deserve

Angel Reyes: 1000/10 THE HIMBO BIKER WE DESERVE, he's big, he's dumb, he's shameless, our himbo king!

Coco Cruz: 3/10 not a himbo, he makes bad decisions sometimes but not in a himbo way, we still love him though

Miguel Galindo: 0/10 bitch please

Nick Amaro: 6/10 yes he's smart, yes he's empathetic, but you gotta admit Nick has his moments, he also drinks Respect Women Juice which is very himbo of him

Johnny Tuturro: 8.5/10 soooo close to being a perfect himbo, honestly, he was prime himbo in seasons 1 and 2

Rio: 2/10 like Billy, this is a man you take seriously. Unlike Billy, he is lowkey stupid sometimes and thinks with his dick, which is very himbo of him, plus he likes big boobs and I fucks with that

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How Loki Shapeshifted From Nordic Folklore to a Marvel Icon

by Sara Durn

There are more than 800 years between the stories of Viking god Loki first being written down and his arrival (in the superb Tom Hiddleston) in the Marvel cinematic universe in 2011’s Thor. The new Disney+ series Loki, set to be released on June 9, is primed to explore more antics of Thor’s trickster brother as he attempts to fix the timeline he helped break in Avengers: Endgame. Among his many talents, Loki has cheated death a few times in the MCU, but that amounts to child’s play for this god.

In Norse mythology, Loki causes just as much confusion as his Marvel iteration. Though there aren’t any stories of him outwitting death, there are plenty of myths where he shapeshifts, swaps genders, or tricks gods into killing other gods. In the Marvel universe, he’s quite prone to allegiance swapping. Let’s dig into this troublemaker’s journey.

What is Loki’s origin?

The legends surrounding the Norse god are first documented in writing around the 13th century, primarily in Iceland. There are two versions of these legends that enter the historical record around the same time—the Poetic Edda and the Prose Edda. The Poetic Edda is an anonymous collection of Old Norse poems that are mainly pulled from an Icelandic medieval manuscript known as the Codex Regius (some of the poems date back to 800 CE). The Prose Edda is an Old Norse textbook for composing poetry that was written by a single author, Snorri Sturluson, a colorful Icelandic historian, scholar, and lawspeaker.

“Within the myths, you can see Loki moving from being just mischievous to being absolutely evil. If you think of him as only being mischievous, he’s actually a creative force and often ends up getting the gods much of their magical possessions, like Thor’s Hammer, through his cunning.”

“Pretty much everything we know about Loki came from Snorri Sturluson,” Viking scholar Nancy Marie Brown, author of Song of the Vikings: Snorri and the Making of Norse Myths, told io9. Brown says this was very appropriate given that “Snorri was quite a trickster figure himself.” While calling him the “Homer of the North,” Brown also acknowledges that Snorri spent a lifetime “double-crossing friends and family… scheming and plotting, blustering and fleeing”— a life that eventually led to his unheroic demise in a nightshirt where his (supposed) final words were “don’t strike!” In both Eddas, Loki is always portrayed as a cunning trickster. In the Prose Edda, Snorri describes Loki as “pleasing and handsome in appearance, evil in character, very capricious in behavior. He possessed to a greater degree than other [gods] the kind of learning that is called cunning.”

Besides appearances, Loki is always getting the gods into trouble and then cleverly extricating them from the mess he’s made. He fathers the Midgard Serpent destined to bring about Ragnarök, the end of the world in Norse mythology. He convinces the blind god Hodr to kill the beautiful and favored god Baldur. He kidnaps the goddess Idun to save his own hide from a furious giant. The mythological character is constantly switching sides—sometimes supporting the gods and sometimes their enemies, the giants. In the MCU, Loki is both hero and villain—in The Avengers he opened a wormhole in New York City releasing alien monsters and in Thor: Ragnarok he helped Thor save the Asgardians from Hela’s wrath.

Thorwald’s Cross, a fragmented runestone depicting Odin being consumed. Image: Public Domain

Loki might have begun as a Norse god of fire—fitting considering how fire can be both “helpful and destructive,” said Brown. Fire can both burn down your house and cook you dinner. It’s tricky that way—like Loki. As Brown puts it, “You can see his two sides there [reflected in fire].” Brown also explains that there was likely a transformation in Loki over the centuries. “Within the myths, you can see Loki moving from being just mischievous to being absolutely evil. If you think of him as only being mischievous, he’s actually a creative force and often ends up getting the gods much of their magical possessions, like Thor’s Hammer, through his cunning.” Again, it’s just like Marvel’s Loki, who sometimes helps the other gods out, like when he teamed up with Thor to escape the Grandmaster in Thor: Ragnarok.

What is Loki’s relationship with the Devil?

In the long, slow conversion of the Vikings to Christianity that took place between the 9th and 12th centuries, Loki became a parallel to the Christian Devil. The creative, positive elements of him fell away leaving only the god favored by the Father (Odin/God) before getting cast out. (It does sound a bit like Lucifer, right?) Christianity paints a world that is far more black and white, good vs. evil than the Norse pagan religion—here’s little room for a grey, ambiguous figure like Loki. As Brown puts it, “The Christian religion insists that you’re either with us or against us. Whereas in what we understand of the pagan Viking religion, there were a lot of shades of grey. There was a spectrum on which you could move back and forth. You weren’t all one thing or all the other. You weren’t all female or all male. You weren’t all good or all evil. It was more human.”

Loki always moved fluidly between those two polarities—helping Thor in one story, causing an overthrow of the gods in another. In one tale, Loki shapeshifts into a mare, becoming the mother of Odin’s great 8-legged horse, Sleipnir. In another, he fathers the wolf Fenrir. The Church couldn’t really handle all that grey area Loki liked to inhabit, and so it eventually cast him as the devil himself. “[Monks] had to sort the gods into saints and devils, and Loki by being sexually ambiguous and also morally ambiguous falls into the devil [category],” explained Brown. Though Marvel’s Loki certainly channels a bit of the devil at times, we’ve luckily yet to see him become both mother and father to world-ending, multi-legged monsters in the Marvel Universe. But, there’s still time, especially with the new Disney+ series hitting the small screen.

When was Loki’s Revival?

After the Viking conversion, the Norse myths started to fade, and Loki with them—until the 1600s, when medieval manuscripts like those containing the Prose and Poetic Edda began to be translated. “The reason [these myths] became popular was because of nationalism,” Brown told us. “In the mid to late 1800s, there was the idea that what distinguished one nation from another was its cultural heritage.” This spurred Jacob Ludwig Karl Grimm and Wilhelm Carl Grimm—known to many simply as the Brothers Grimm—to go “collect the stories of the local people to prove that Germany was a nation, not a collection of states. You had the same thing happening in Ireland to prove that they were different from the English and you have the same thing happening in Iceland, Norway, Sweden, and Denmark.” This eventually gave rise to the Nazis appropriating Norse myths in their twisted pursuit of alleging Aryan supremacy.

Following the Civil War, the United States also looked to the Middle Ages to redefine the country’s fractured identity. As Chris Bishop, author of Medievalist Comics and the American Century, explained to io9, “[the Middle Ages] offered an aesthetic that was individualistic (think: the knight errant, Robin Hood, etc.), given to interpretations of exceptionalism (Camelot, the once and future king), venerable (where old equalled established and respectable), and (unlike Classicism) Christian.” The Middle Ages, or more accurately the remixing of the Middle Ages known in academia as “medievalisms,” appealed to many Americans obsessed with ideas of American exceptionalism and singularity in the 19th century. Eventually the U.S.’s obsession with the Middle Ages made its way into comic books starting with Prince Valiant in 1937, a comic strip created by Hal Foster set in and around the legends of King Arthur. Other medievalist comics followed eventually leading to the inclusion of Norse gods like Loki, Thor, and Odin.

First appearance of Loki in the 1949 Venus comics. Image: Wikicommons

When was Marvel Comics’ Loki introduced?

While Loki first appeared in the 1949 comic book Venus styled after (you guessed it) the devil, the modern-age Loki didn’t hit the comic book scene until co-writers and brothers Stan Lee and Larry Lieber adapted him in 1962’s Journey into Mystery #85. It’s in that issue where Loki “becomes Thor’s enemy/ally/brother/adopted brother/etc,” said Bishop. The mischievous personality of the Norse god remains largely the same in the Loki of the comic books and films and even retains the ability to swap genders at times.

In the comics, Loki is raised as Thor’s brother in Asgard—somewhere the Marvel stories diverge from the Norse mythology. It’s Loki and Odin who are sworn brothers in the Norse myths, not Loki and Thor. As Brown explains, “Loki and Odin are blood brothers, which means they are even closer than real brothers.” In the Viking world, two people who swore a blood oath to one another formed a bond that went beyond kin, and so went the Norse Loki and Odin’s relationship. As Bishop points out, the Loki/Thor dynamic of the comics and movies is a “classic, formulaic archetype.” Thor is the “big, hunky, handsome (but slightly dumb) hero” and Loki is “his slight, quirky but super-smart frenemy. Loki is the dark, misunderstood, vulnerable shadow that audiences can relate to, reach out to, care for. Thor is that dumb jock who everyone looked up to at school, but Loki was that cool, quiet kid who went on to found a tech-empire.”

Why is Loki called a Trickster?

What does remain consistent with Loki is that he always plays the trickster. He is the manifestation of psychologist Carl Jung’s archetype: The trickster disrupts the individual and/or society causing either growth or destruction. Social scientist Helena Bassil-Morozow points out that when it comes to Loki, “despite the fact that the narrative details between the medieval Loki stories and their contemporary versions vary, the main idea remains the same—the trickster mercilessly attacks those in power and nearly causes the end of the world.” Both in the Norse myths and in Marvel, the world needs saving from Loki. He acts as the catalyst for a whole lot of upheaval—upheaval that in the Norse myths causes Ragnarök.

Loki “functions as a locus of salvation (literally, a prodigal son).” Loki just might be a savior. He’s someone audiences can look at and think “if Loki can be redeemed, so too might I.”

Perhaps that’s where the two narratives differ the most. In the Norse tales, the end of the world at Ragnarök is inevitable. Odin and Thor will die. Everything will change. Vikings lived with the knowledge that their world would end. In the MCU, we don’t know how the story ends, plus Ragnarök took place already and yet the Asgardians live on. There’s still hope that Loki will prove to be good and that the other superheroes will save the world from whatever mayhem he’s caused, or so we can hope in the upcoming Disney+ series. As Bishop puts it, Loki “functions as a locus of salvation (literally, a prodigal son).” Loki just might be a savior. He’s someone audiences can look at and think “if Loki can be redeemed, so too might I,” explains Bishop.

While the Vikings’ Loki caused the end of the world, today’s Loki might just save it. Or maybe not. And, perhaps that’s the fun of the trickster—you never quite know what they’ll get up to.

[riddlessbasilisk]

Your writing is immaculate when it comes to Tom omg okay I know there’s heaps of these already but “what dating Tom riddle would be like” ? 🥺

👀 I had a bit of fun writing this, hcs are always good for the imagination - most of this goes under the assumption of his nicer adaption, but definitely has a few mentions of our more canon one.

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Dating Tom Riddle would include:

You being the only one allowed to sit with him at the library without asking first.

His eyes swirling with emotions foreign whenever he looked at you.

Him sneaking you out with him on his rounds, even if you aren't in the same house, he'll either wait outside for you or just go in and get you, pick your fancy (he knows how to get into all of the common rooms, he's cool like that).

Him pretty much forcing you to be his project/class partner whenever one is needed

↑ this doesn't actually mean he'll let you help him if you're bad at the subject.

Your relationship is kept quiet, mainly because Tom's admirers wouldn't appreciate you, what that does mean though is that everytime you're alone - whether you're behind a pillar or out past curfew - a lot of touching ensues.

Tom is a very possessive person, perhaps not noticeably, but anybody who flirts with you, or Merlin forbid anyone you flirt with, will end up needing medical attention.

Lestrange and Avery don't like you, but don't say anything because Tom will kill fight them.

Dates in the astronomy tower and forbidden forest, because they are both private wink wonk and easy to make excuses for.

He'll go to you for input for things with no context behind them (he thinks you're smart p much)

It's not all hunky-dory though, you two get into arguments all the time, either about the secretiveness, or just his low empathy, all sorts of stuff.

↑ one of these things is his blood supremacy, which he told you about indirectly a year and a half into your relationship.

3 years in, if you got that far, Tom tells you about his parseltongue and bloodline, and not long after the chamber of secrets,

Yeah, lets just say you got into one hell of an argument after that one, one that made Tom flat out ignore you for months, but you knew his gang were always watching you.

Halfway through your sixth year, you and Tom still haven't spoken and you've agreed to go with Abraxas Malfoy to the upcoming Yule Ball.

Turns out the cold-hearted parseltongue did feel something for you, because later that day you were pushed against a pillar, in front of everyone, and got told in the bluntest voice ever that you were going with him.

Which was funny because Tom had said the year before he found the ball a waste of time.

You could hardly complain, because you swore that while you were slow dancing, you heard him mutter something along the lines of, "oh merlin, i love you"

You never proved that, and you never heard anything like it again.

Not long after, Tom got you into the Slugclub somehow, you were thankful, he was hopeful that you would realise why he wanted you there in the first place.

When you had graduated, Tom had left for a few weeks, something about a diadem and Ravenclaw.

Moving in together, and quickly learning that your partner is scary to sleep with because he is genuinely like a corpse. Sometimes speaking in parseltongue randomly too.

And learning that apparently Tom likes liquorice, which isn't too surprising because it's just as bitter as him but still unexpected.

Noticing that, by the time he was 21 his eyes had sunken and glinted red in the dark, and you couldnt blame stress anymore.

Literally forcing him down to tell you everything.

Yeah, learning your not-so-official-boyfriend has killed multiple people and has been splitting his soul since he was 16 is shocking news indeed.

Learning that 'Riddle's Gang', the same people you had been in a club with, turned into some sort of deranged pureblood organisation makes you shiver.

And learning that you now had to make a choice between what was right, and what was easy, made you cry.

Join him, a supremacy group? Or leave him, hurting yourself?

In the end it didn't matter, if you stayed you died inside and if you left you died literally.

Most people would say leaving despite death was the better option. Both morally correct and a gained upperhand, because the Dark Lord cried for the first time since he was a small child that night.

If the version of you who stayed could've seen that night, they doubted they would've cared. They had also learned among hundreds of other things, that Tom Marvolo Riddle and Lord Voldemort were very different people - because they loved one and they didn't love the other.

Alternate Ending, Tom becomes a DADA teacher like he wanted and you continue to live a life of sleeping next to a corpse who eats liquorice - and you never find out about his tendencies. For the soft ones

[lonelyghosts-stuff]

Marvel’s What If Episode 7 Reaction

No no this is the opposite of what I wanted. More Loki! Not less!

If they don’t have Thor being an absolute idiot without Loki being his voice of reason I’m gonna be upset

Wait what the hell I saw Seth Green in the opening credits lmao??? Now I’m just thinking about Chris Griffin

DARCY

Wow they got Jane back too

Soooo how do they know about aliens?

“HOLY MOLY” lmao

Hey thor my life isn’t that dull… okay fine that’s a lie

Sooo Thor is a frat boy?

YOOOO I NEED A SCREENSHOT OF THAT ART WITH THOR AND LOKI

ALL OF IT

Soooo in this world, Odin was a good dude and didn’t kidnap Loki and gave him back to Laufey? (Didnt Laufey abandon him tho since he was too small? I guess in this universe they simply… lost their prince? Lmao?)

Thor didn’t have Loki as his voice of reason I called it.

Night night Odin

Lmao Chad Frigga dipping Odin as soon as he’s asleep

I wonder if they got Idris Elba back for Heimdall?

“We are going to the most backward, backwater planet that not even Heimdall pays attention to.” D,: Thor why you gotta do me dirty like that???

Chris Hemsworth is definitely a better voice actor than some others

Oh yo it be Skurge

Darcy into probing huh?

(Romantic Music Playing) lmao

Man I love Darcy

Poor Howard the Duck lmao (oh yea that’s Seth green)

Skrulls huh

Honestly surprised Thor knows all of these planets. Including the grandmaster??? In the sacred timeline he didn’t even know Sakaar existed.

Wait so, are the Asgardians on good terms with Jotunheim then? If so, I wanna see party loki. Or maybe he’s too reserved for that. I wonder how Laufey raised him? IF WE DONT SEE JOTUN LOKI IM GONNA RIOT

Thor destroyed a star. That sounds about right

“Now that was an excellent party. You know, we lost Fandral for three days. Found him in a barn, curled up next to a baby goat. It was classic. Isn’t that right, Fandral?” “I NAMED HIM GARY!” “Yeah, you did.” “YEA GOATS!” Okay. Screw everyone else in the MCU. I love Fandral now. He’s the GOAT, pun intended

Oh not a star, he killed a whole planet.

I thought Asgardians were supposed to be more advanced than earth but making a tablet is so complicated?

Howard and Darcy was not a pair I thought expected

Yo it’s nebula and korg? So where’s Thanos? How is nebula allowed to go partying with Thanos looking for the infinity stones?

Drax too? Isn’t he in prison? And then Valkyrie? Seems like a lot more than just Thor being an only child is different in this universe. Most of these dudes should hypothetically be in prison or on super serious missions. And I just thought, isn’t Howard the duck imprisoned by the Collector? What��s the timeline for this?

DARCY MARRIES HOWARD THE DUCK? GIRL YOU DESERVE BETTER THAN HIM AND HIS CORKSCREW WANG!

Aaaaaand Jane and Thor got magic and science tattoos. Mighty fast character progression.

Oh? Hookups? That took a turn.

Awwwww Fandral snuggling with a bunch of Chinchilla looking animals <3

Unknown caller?

Dammit Rumlow

Rocket???

Acting director??? What happened to Nick???

KORG NO

Damn everyone crashed at Jane’s

I mean, didn’t seem like too much of a threat

PHIL!!!

Lmao the world isn’t gonna be destroyed by parties?

Oh Carol Danvers?

Okay so…. Lemme get this straight..

Loki and an army of aliens attacking the world? Shield: “nah not a threat.” Robot with robot army threatening to destroy the whole planet “nah Carol has better things to do.” A partying dude from space with no ill intent but just doesn’t seem to understand consequences? “CALL CAPTAIN MARVEL WE NEED HER!!!” Yea okay Shield

Thor loves waffles

LOKI

JOTUN LOKI

HES HERE

LOKI!!!

HOLY CRAP HES HUGE

HE HAS ICE HORNS

See everything would be better without Odin’s interference.

(That’s what she said)

YAY THEYRE FRIENDS

“You’re my brother form another mother man.” YOOOOOO

Loki just sang “Brothers foreveeeeerrrrr!” I can’t—

Aaaaaand fart jokes… “did you boom?” “I never boom. I only boom in private.” Dammit marvel I hoped you were better than this.

LOKI MAKE A WISH

White snake? Lmao where did she get that name lol.

What’s wrong with a party tho? Is this really top priority? Yea they destroyed another planet, but you never explained how

Why doesn’t she sound like Brie Larson? She’s still acting for Marvel Studios so it’s interesting they couldn’t get her for it… unless it is her and I just can’t remember how her voice sounds

Was that punch really necessary? Dude wasn’t posing a threat to anyone.

“You know, there’s a Midgardian word for women like you.” THOR NO—

“PARTY POOPER!” Oh thank God

“This ones for fury” but it wasn’t even Thor that hit him? It was korg and on accident! Cmon carol, I had hoped you’d be smarter than this and more reasonable. Not resorting to violence when nothing has even escalated…

Haha hammer to the face

And the back of the head lmao

BAHAHAHAHA HE JUST SMACKED HER INTO ANOTHER COUNTRY

THOR DONT BOOP STONEHENGE

Dammit Thor

Lmao I love that the countries have their names on them.

Okay just stay and fight here away from civilian population

Marvel really giving us what we want with the most powerful characters fighting

Mary Sue Captain Marvel

Her lipstick has stayed perfect somehow

Fighting in a storm eh? Can’t see how this could go wrong

Haha hammer timeout

Lmao I wanna see Frigga put Thor in a timeout

They’re chanting pooper at her. Is this elementary school again?

Bruh I just realized, Thor is supposed to be acting king while Odin is in Odin sleep lmao. I bet Asgard is going to either be in the best peace ever without Thor or utterly destroyed.

Leave south and north Dakota alone lol

Lmao I love Darcy

YAY GARY THE GOAT WAS SAFE

Wow Jane used the L word fast

Kicking Jane out of the helicarrier? Yea smart move kicking off the person who actually knows anything about this albeit she is a little blinded by love

Giant Loki holding a tiny phone

BAHAHAAHAHA “hey earth girl, you haven’t got a friend, have you!” YES LOKI ITS ME. MARRY ME

Stop throwing phones lmao

BRUH HOW IS SURTUR NOT EVIL EITHER? AND STOP FLIRTING WITH THE STATUE OF LIBERTY.

NO HE DESTROYED HER ARM LMAO

There goes the power grid

NOT THE SYDNEY OPERA HOUSE

Lmao there he goes

WHY DID KORG HAVE A PACIFIER IN HIS MOUTH

Bout time Heimdall popped in

Aaaaaand Jane got abducted by heimdall

Seeing as Heimdall hasn’t said anything, I’m assuming they didn’t get Idris back lol.

How is shield so chill on murdering Thor? Yes he’s destructive but they’re resorting to killing him so fast instead of talking to him! No one has even told him he’s putting the planet at risk! Dudes too dumb to know on his own!

JANE STOP DRINKING

Damn Maria Hill I had higher hopes for you

Lying Thor

Okay so shield trusts Frigga to help, but still irks me that shield was so trigger/nuke happy… seems the opposite of what we’ve seen of them (ugh just gotta ignore it and chock it up to this being an alternate reality)

Ew Drax

Loki calling the other jotuns “ice bros” lmao

It’s also mantis and Yondu!!

wait how did grandmaster just teleport away like the bifrost?

Nice going thor. You big hunky dummy

“MY MOTHER IS COMING.” Good lord is this high school now lmao???

How do they all know Frigga and why are they all afraid?

Damn the bifrost takes a lot longer than I would have expected

No no Thor the tower of pisa is meant to be tilted—oh whatever

Wait, but I don’t see loki helping, is he gonna be up to something last minute to ruin Thor’s cover up lmao?

I don’t believe Frigga would be tricked this easily lmao

Thor you are such a bad liar

Lmao here comes carol

Hahaha how did mjolnir get so trashed

Wow thor is so much taller than Jane

Wow this Jane and Thor seem to have more chemistry than the sacred timeline version ever did

Wait I want resolve for Loki!!

Uh oh

WHAT

ULTRON VISION WITH THE INFINITY STONES?? HOW

No resolution for that??? Well then. Rip this universe too lmao

Damn I wanted more Loki

There better be a Loki centric episode sometime. If they didn’t it’d a huge missed opportunity from marvel

Okay yea looking at the credits, Carol Danvers wasn’t played by Brie Larson but a lady named Alexandra Daniels. Odd they didn’t get Brie Larson.

Probably my favorite episode so far even with how absurd it was. A lot more upbeat than the past few ones with a better resolve to the story imo.

Also, if anyone can provide me of screenshots of Loki from this episode I would be very grateful