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Fyobram TVD AU. Fyodor is the doppelgänger. I can just say anything on this website hehe
#bsd 113#I personally believe he's immortal but reincarnation is still on the table#Don't ask what Salvatore Bram is idk#he's a vampire don't come for me#also#I'm a liar I use the app#bsd chapter 113#bsd ch 113#bsd#bungou stray dogs#tvd#bsd fyodor#bsd bram#fyobram#fyodor dostoyevsky bsd#bram stoker bsd#aria indulges the voices#bsd au
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I was wondering, does Fiddleford still have a wife in your Halloween au? And if yes, does she know about him being a vampire?
I've been sitting on this ask for a bit, but I think I should finally answer.
In my AU, Fidds is actually pretty old-- not like ancient or anything, but surely a few centuries?
Anyway, so way back, when he was human, he did have a wife and a kid!! But when he got bit and became a vampire, he actually outlived them :(
He tries to think about them often, but it's definitely one of the things he chooses to erase when he creates the memory gun
#if you were a bored immortal what's the first thing you're doing?#exactly-- wait around until the 1970s to go to a college that happens to be no one's first choice where you get a roomate that you befriend#and after graduating with an engineering degree and waiting a few years you get a call from him while workin in your garage#and he ropes you into coming to live with him to help him with this big project#and then you really DO get roped into his project literally and you're traumatized by the experience so you quit and leave#but y'know it just so happens that you received an invite to a vampire “meeting” that really is just a party#and you don't have a good time but on the way back to your motel you run into this guy that looks a little like your buddy but he's greasie#chubbier just grosser in general-- oh yeah and a werewolf#and then it turns out that your buddy actually managed to fall into the nightmare portal and his brother the werewolf#wants to get him out and he finds out that you helped build it originally#so you get tied in to domestic hijinks with the brother of your friend while you both try to work together to build the portal#and you accidentally fall in love with your friend's twin brother- the werewolf#or well that's what i would do if i was a cursed immortal y'know#cole's answering#gravity falls#grunkle stan#stanley pines#fiddleford mcgucket#fiddleford hadron mcgucket#stan is really only mentioned in the tags they kinda got away from me sorry guys this always happens#werewolf stan pines#vampire fiddleford#gravity falls au#gravity falls halloween au
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they're right about zutara being a self insert, self projection ship, you guys.
i saw myself in zuko, being a socially awkward, emotionally constipated, angry, loser of a child.
and katara was the absolute coolest and i 100% wanted to date her as a kid.
#don't even get me started on the 'they just want to kiss the bad boy'#BAD BOY? ZUKO? PRINCE ZUKO AVATAR THE LAST AIRBENDER?#saw somebody say he was on the same level of bad boyness as spike from buffy the vampire slayer#aka the epitome of the bad boy trope#come on now#zutara
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going to freak out about my bestie Daniel again by talking about headcanons but to me he's like. not only half-Armenian half-Irish (yes Molloy is an Irish surname but Eric is Armenian people. so what do we do we make the sensible choice and split the difference. put that shit in your fics my rep is lacking) but also Jewish. not necessarily practicing but yk. it's called his mother grows up in the US in a household where her father's Armenian Orthodox and her mother's Jewish and takes a little bit of both but mainly from her mother and then she meets his raised-Catholic nebulously-agnostic Irish-American father and gives shit a shot. and here's Molloy in the midst of it all, born to wreck marriages fail at parenting his own kids and get his shit absolutely fucking rocked by two vamps in the 70s
#tv: interview with the vampire#interview with the vampire#amc iwtv#amc interview with the vampire#iwtv#iwtv s1#iwtv season 1#iwtv s2#iwtv season 2#daniel molloy#luke brandon field#eric bogosian#Abrahamic religious love triangle here we come!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! who's getting on the ride i certainly am#don't ask me about how common interfaith Jewish-Catholic weddings were in the 50s. i don't need to fall down that research#rabbi hole atm for all i care they could have had a courthouse wedding i just need to put this out there#in the DM turning fic percolating in my mind that i refuse to allow myself to write until i finish my current Armand fic the soundtrack#is just. You Want It Darker by Leonard Cohen. which is fitting bc it's the title song of the last album he ever released#and you enter a penthouse in Dubai to stare Death down in the face and idk. 'hineni hineni.' that's it. he's ready my Lord
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I will be posting a little Astarion piece later today! 🤗
#I really hope you guys don't mind!#-and I hope you'll like it!#ALRIGHT BUT OKAY' COME HERE *grabs you by your shirt collar*#I'm putting up missing posters all over town for my marbles' cuz I've officially LOST THEM#LIKE ARE YOU KIDDING ME#hey uhh' bg devs' uhh' why is it that I'm able to customize a character so it looks almost exactly like me#and then when I romance astarion' he makes me PICK HIM UP??#HELLO???#LIKE YOU'RE KIDDING#also' not me actually getting frustrated and upset over the fact I'm not in the bg universe-#-since astarion hasn't seen his face in hundreds of years and I can literally draw him 💔💔💔#these vampire boys in my head better start paying rent real' soon....#anyways... imma stop being cringe for now#-astarion piece coming up in a bit 😊👌
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(Adam Dudaczyk) The fact that vampires drink blood to get that *meaningful hand-neck gesture* - you made that up? (Andrzej Sapkowski) Yes, I didn't model myself on anyone here, I don't know anyone who wrote before me about the fact that vampires drink blood not to satisfy their hunger, but to satisfy their thirst for… entertainment. Texts: the guys sent me to get blood, I was flying drunk… The fun was great.
as i reread this i couldn't stop thinking of this meme
#EDIT: see replies and asks right after this - hitting the side of the neck means drunk :D#i think the 'gesture' here must have been tilting your head back and lifting your hand to your lips mimicking throwing back a shot#but i don't know because nothing more is described in the writeup of the interview anyways#official translation of above texts: 'the boys sent me to the village to fetch some blood' 'i flew under the influence'#if those ring more bells#the witcher books#c: regis#because i wish to eat a third donut#interviews#andrzej sapkowski#this is why the regis enjoyment does not really extend to other vampires for me. well except wwdits vampires#i guess my rule is that: 'they have to be funny'#the thing is... yes regis can disappear into thin air and turn into a bat and bewitch with a gaze#but... his struggle... is mundane :p#he's... very normal. he sleeps in a bedroll and eats breakfast just with everyone else... idk regis with porridge is so funny to me#fantasy genre: so what is your idea for vampires? unholy demons? walking corpses? humanity in crisis of undeath? sexy aristocrats????#sapkowski: Alcoholism.#i will say though SOOOOO refreshing to have a vampire that's around humans and not struggling with the urge to 'feed' on them jfc#regis' urge to drink not being some inhuman clawing or some lustful thirst nonsense#but the desire to have a drink that comes from being socially awkward at a party...#and of course later... the kind of desire to have a drink that comes from when your life and everything in it has gone to shit#'... all fears linked to my vampiric nature are groundless. I won’t attack anybody...#... nor will I creep around at night trying to sink my teeth into somebody’s neck.'#that milva and cahir (and likely also dandelion though he wouldn't admit to it in writing) checked their necks when they woke up LOL !#one for my fellow geregis enjoyers:#regis: don't worry i wont press my lips to your neck | dandelion milva cahir: wheeewww! | geralt: ... aw :T
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Happy Dreamy Bogosian Green Eyes Friday!
Interview with the Vampire S02E04
Thank you so much to slitwrstsavior on Twitter!
#Assad would approve#if he didn't come up with it himself that is#yes I did go there#don't blame me blame those two#incorrect IWTV quotes#IWTV crack#AMC Interview with the Vampire#AMC IWTV#Daniel Molloy#Louis de Pointe du Lac#the vampire Armand#Eric Bogosian#IWTV cast#script
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While I very much do think Lestat is an extremely enjoyable/interesting/entertaining character (he's probably my least favorite in the show but that's entirely a me thing and it doesn't mean I dislike him he's just not a particular character type that tends to grab me!) I simply cannot imagine watching all of season 2 (which I personally enjoyed even more than season 1) and being like "this is really suffering from a lack of lestat". It just does not compute. My love for Louis and Claudia and Armand is simply so all encompassing that my brain just short circuits at the idea of watching them on screen and thinking "hmm this is fine I guess but what if lestat was here right now?"
And I am 100% looking forward to season 3 because I still do very much enjoy him as a character, and Louis and Armand and Daniel are still no doubt going to have solid roles even if it's a very Lestat focused season. But the thing that confuses and vexes me is when people (like a LOT of professional reviewers) act like he's THEE main draw and that the others simply aren't enough to hold the show up without him
#I personally tend to lean toward more like. subtle and quietly complex characters I guess?#that don't need to be loud and over the top to command attention#and I always kind of resent the implication that that's not enough to carry a story#again this is not dragging anyone whose favorite is lestat I completely understand!#It's just me mostly griping about professional reviewers and journalists acting like he's THE main appeal and driving force of the show#directly after a season he was barely in#interview with the vampire#also the number of articles/reviews that straight up don't even mention armand/assad??#when he's the second most featured character after louis in season 2???#HOW can you watch all of season 2 and not come away completely obsessed with him?#again this is all more griping about the press and promotion surrounding the show and not about the fandom#fans can do and say whatever the fuck they want because none of us are being paid and if someone's opinion annoys me I can just block/ignor
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Louis being compared to as a saint. Saints, who find their salvation and then give intercession from beyond that veil to move others towards it. A guide for life, where they no longer fall into their sins and trajectories towards a certain hell. "Listen to me as if I am the voice of god, or an angel." Louis being that saintly catalyst for the vampires to confront themselves in that such a way. A saintly Louis is very dear to me.
#If the show doesn't give me this I'm gonna have a talk because this is like... one thing I don't think it possible to change with the books#that's the larger narrative arc really?#iwtv#interview with the vampire#louis de pointe du lac#additional notes:#Lestat thinks he's found his salvation when he lays eyes on louis but this is like sola fide he's not done anything but believe it he's not#moved past his own terrible cycles or confronted them meaningfully#At least in catholicism too the angels are all considered saints and god is like the ultimate saint the holiest of holies#and these are both things Louis is referred to as well#Something special about... a parallel between Louis and Mary too. How he brings a child into this world who dies because the masses wanted#to crucify her. and the judges of the law wanted to see that they do.#Claudia who dies and becomes the reason for Louis to seek his own redemption for the fact.#Claudia that lamb that sacrifice#Claudia who will come back one day to smite the last judgment upon those who stood against her. yeah.#The ppl will ignore the inherent catholicism of it all but not me I'm a freak w/ a hist. of religious delusions even tho I'm not religious#now i'm just a head full of useless theology knowledge
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also I just think it's really unintentionally cruel to look at armand's life and go, see this piece, which is the only piece where you felt safe and happy and loved even if bad shit was also going on? actually it was rotten to the core and there is no part of your life that was ever safe. and the anger and terror you feel about the entire rest of your life must also be applied here because there was nothing salvageable about this time. which could in fact be a very in character thing for daniel to do lmfao but that's not how I ever really see it presented
#if anything I could see armand much more easily coming to be angry about marius never coming back for him etc#but I don't think he's ever going to wholesale throw out all of Venice.#maybe eventually he's like hey molesting me the minute you brought me home sucked and you shouldn't have done that#and you treated me callously because of your own doubts and foibles and that wasn't okay#and I think he IS owed an apology because marius literally KNOWS what he did wrong#marius outright tells us he knows what he did wrong! we know he knows#but I think the most that's ever going to come to is armand keeping him at arms length and not letting him be in his kids lives#anyway okay I'm just saying shit I've already said now I'm gonna stop thinking about vampires and Focus
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i am...falling, yeah
vampire empire, big thief // castiel
just because i understand you doesn't mean i understand what you want from me
@butch--dean @thepondstogether hey guys! i made another thing rq
#i have a detailed explanation for every lyric/screencap pair so if u dont get smth i will dump an entire explanation on ur lap with gusto#i don't believe in show don't tell i will show u and then tell u exactly what i mean <3#lyric edit#supernatural#castiel#destiel#cas feels yanked around by dean even tho he's supposed to me this unshakable untouchable being#he gets dean in a way other people don't but still. he cant quite understand him#especially when it comes to what dean wants from him#outsiders can see very clearly what he wants but cas? not so much#big thief#vampire empire
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Hey so uhh about the Kawacy vampire comic my friend apparently is a fan and they said that it isn't grooming because the usual "He only loves her when she's an adult" and say that he also protect her from "actual predators"
#not to @ your friend because i don't know their life#if they like the comic then that's them#but a vampire raising a person from childhood and then dating her and marrying her is straight up yikes#and the fact that people (including the creator) have to come up with flimsy justifications for it with shit like “well TECHNICALLY-”#it just isn't helping their case at all LMAO#there's even a drawing of them about to have sex called 'deflowering' like hello ???#that word is VERY old and often used to describe young maidens having their 'innocence' taken from them through sex#like please be fr#and him “protecting her” from “other predators” is so typical LMAO#wanna know why he's so quick to jump on “actual predators”??#because he is LITERALLY A PREDATOR HIMSELF#THE CALLS ARE COMING FROM INSIDE THE HOUSE-#it's like how partners who are serial cheaters will accuse their partners of cheating#they know exactly what it looks like BECAUSE THEY DO IT so they project like crazy#“i'm DIFFERENT than those people i'm trying to protect you from >:((”#ama#ask me anything#anon ask me anything#anon ama
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Though it is all said in good humour, there is a subtle distinction between the way that Louis takes a moment to compliment the artistry involved in the theatre (“The effect was wondrous.”) before he grumbles about its subject matter (“They were weird! And always ended in death or some kind of cruel, barely motivated violence.”), and the manner in which Armand scoffs at the concept of Louis being interested in photography (“Vampires with hobbies! Insanity!”), dismissing it as a human foible (“It's a human perspective of time.”) that Louis has since outgrown.
#considering that Armand says that the killings during the theatre performances are insufficent to feed the coven#and it is doubtful they do all of this for the sake of money#one wonders what makes his pursuits worthwhile art and Louis' pointless hobbies#I hate that Louis agrees with Armand that his art was worthless; “I hadn't come to that conclusion yet. I liked taking photographs.”#particularly as he looks so fond and nostalgic when the photos are out#(it puts me a little in mind of how skills are degraded when they are done by women)#but there seems to be another reason for Armand's dismissal considering he is quick to tell Daniel that photos don't capture everything#I'm also fascinated to know what Armand thinks the purpose of immortality is#when being able to pursue your fun little hobbies with no worries about money or time is a fantasy shared by many including myself#considering how fragile and prone to ruminating miserably on the past Louis is I would say that he should be encouraged to have interests#Louis de Pointe du Lac#Armand#Interview with the Vampire#Jagged Jottings
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Ok no more white people can watch amc iwtv we've had enough we've reached the quota thank you....
#drama txt#if I may get a lil mean here.#this is partially the fault of people en masse billing it as an “unapologetically queer” show#bc to very many white queer people queerness is White. they can only view it through a white gaze#and don't realize the protag is a whole ass nigga from the Jim Crow south LIKE?????#there are many people coming to this show just lacking the perspective to actually engage with it#missing like half the damn show#and yeah I'll say it if you aren't watching for Louis why are you here.#its interview with THE vampire he's THE vampire#if you lack the ability to be engaged with him literally just don't watch at this point#AND DONT EVEN GET ME STARTED ON HOW THESE PEOPLE TALK ABOUT CLAUDIA
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hurting me. hurting me. toby whithouse showrunner of being human uk and sarah dollard writer of episode 5.05 "no care all responsibility" you are hurting me. why did you do this to me personally.
#eleven years of psychic damage coming direct to my brain via my optic nerve and ear canals. it has not dulled.#when I was eleven I had a self insert fantasy about walking into this show and delivering real (not devilish trick) supernatural cures#now my self insert fantasy is walking into this show and a) delivering harm reduction pamphlets modified for vampirism#and b) freezing time in the middle of that fight and calmly mopping up enough blood to display The Fucking Knife Wound#I would have stopped it. I don't care about the devil from the bible. I would have fucking stopped it. with the power of one (1) dish rag.#HE DIDN'T EVEN HAVE BLOOD ON HIS FACE!!! JUST HIS CHEST!!! DO YOU THINK HE WAS USING A STRAW???#that. okay yeah that actually sounds like a hal move. okay. fine. he would do that.#hal my og poor little meow meow I'm so sorry that they thought you did this one murder#and not the other murder you committed and successfully concealed a few episodes ago.#THE NATASHA FEEDING SCENES. WHYAT THE FUCK. her THIGH. the TIMER AND STAKE. HURTING ME. AAAA.#being human#marina marvels at life#edit WAIT HANG ON SARAH DOLLARD IS ACTIVE ON TUMBLR. hello sorry if you name search yourself mx dollard. I like this episode a lot.
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~a vampire at dawn~
excuse the quick sketch, for this post is less about the art and more about the idea behind it... i have this headcanon from when geralt's company was trekking with the beekeepers through the wilderness:
although they were initially very grateful to have three meals a day prepared for them, they quickly got sick of having honeyed porridge served for all three of them. "Everything was sticky from the honey, even the young women." milva began to get nauseous at mealtimes, and cahir, usually ravenous at mealtimes as befits a strapping young lad such as he, even turned down a few bowls.
regis, however, was quite happy with it.
because, as is mentioned later in the book, about saovine traditions: "The spirits of the dead (...) should be given honey and groats, all sprinkled with vodka…" i imagine some confusing night where he went into a villager's hut to drink blood, but, it was around saovine, so they were even expecting someone like him to arrive and to even be looking for such a thing. prepared for such a situation, they handed him some kasza with honey. he didn't really know what to do with it, but they instructed him on how to eat... it was surprisingly pretty good, so he started pulling this on all the other villages, like hey i;m "undead" (whatever that means) do you have any "porridge" with "honey." yeah also put a little vodka on it while you're at it.
so honeyed groats turned out to be the first human food he ate, and over time, became like a comfort food to him. now he has it without the vodka though
#i also have just been thinking of like. the company travelling together is almost downright domestic#except for the part where they don't have a house lol#you know what i mean. that they 'sleep under the same blanket at night'#they all sleep and wake at the same time and have to get dressed in the morning#we see their night routine more but they must also have morning routine#and i know geralt wakes everyone up early to cover more miles lol#this is probably why they enjoyed beauclair so much because their breakfast on the road was always hasty#but yeah like... i mean they don't have pajamas i'm assuming but it's like in a little sacrifice when dandelion takes off his jerkin and ha#like ... i don't know maybe because only child syndrome and i did not do sleepovers except once or twice#but you're just going to coordinate your sleep routines and like get undressed and dressed and stuff together#and then on top of that from the perspective of 'hey remember one of your company members is a vampire'#regis flipped his entire circadian rhythm upside down to live amongst humans#regis is the friend in the group chat who is in the opposite timezone#and also. to me it is just funny and weird to think of a vampire waking up and eating breakfast like a human#i mean i know it's regis so it's not surprising. it's just a somehow interesting mental image#like so you're telling me he doesn't just manifest like that in dark cloak and all. he's got to tie his shirt up and pull his boots on#i blame the discussion of beach episode hanza some weeks prior. the regis in a tanktop image is haunting me. in a good way#me: 'well it's just like ive never seen him wear a tanktop' ... 'i guess ive never seen him bc he's a fictional character but'#'ive never seen your arms above your elbows before and it's kind of weirding me out'#it's weird i'm curious like a child about it. maybe i have mental problems that come from american media sexualizing any nudity#my art#c: regis#emiel regis
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