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I love my shitbag for the shitbag he actually is in canon. Not the shitbag some bad-faith takes have constructed. 🙃
I actually don't give a shit about people enjoying problematique characters or whatever, I love my fair share of homicidal loonies, but if you start trying to justify why your meow meow is actually a really misunderstood person being maliciously slandered by the narrative itself rather than just accepting that they kinda suck I will sincerely think you're a clown. just enjoy the shitbag for what they are.
#there's definitely a difference#and i don't recognize the shitbag some people are talking about#whomst?#nah not my shitbag#that must be some au version of the shitbag i enjoy#why my shitbag couldn't manipulate his way out of a paper bag#and he rolled a zero for charisma#he's a henchman who gets everything he never wanted#because he can't stop getting in his own way#he and subtlety don't know each other#even though it would serve him well to act less like a baseball bat swinging at everyone's head#he's got enough self-awareness to ALMOST fill a thimble#he's so obsessed with the way things SHOULD be#that any aberration confuses and angers him#he's a relic#he's an asshole#he's my shitbag
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Okay I'm relatively new to DpxDc but I have an idea I haven't seen and wanted to share.
Dead on Main but I've seen people saying that Danny and Jason met in the Ghost Zone while they both were dead, eventually getting together. I love it, it's a really cool idea.
Expanding on that, what if Danny trusted Jason to keep the Ring of Rage?
So like what if Ra's had a deal with Pariah allowing the Lazarus Pit's creation and with it Pariah put a curse of Rage/Madness with the Ring of Rage.
So when Jason was a ghost, he has the ring from Danny (I really like Ghost King Danny, but to your own headcanons) then he's brought back as a zombie then dunked into the Pit where the Ring is stuck to his core.
So the Ring has become like Pit Rage Extreme.
So like Danny's panicking in the GZ because his boyfriend just disappeared (whether in front of him for more angst or him realising it because Jason didn't show up for a date) and then having the realisation that shit he has the Ring of Rage and it's now missing!
So Jason (I like the idea he has a protection and/or revenge obsession) just doesn't realise he has a powerful relic which is causing his core a lot of chaos added to the Pits which probably needed to be cleaned out a few centuries ago.
So when Danny either a) finds him or b) is summoned he is so relieved he's got back his boyfriend, and the Ring where everyone just goes
"…what?"
#dead on main#dcxdp#dp x dc crossover#dc x dp crossover#dpxdc#jason todd x danny fenton#danny fenton#dc x dp#jason todd#red hood#like do you see the vision#like constantine sees him and wonders how he got the Ring of Rage in his soul#because that belongs to the King of Infinite Realms#and he just#has it#and jason's wondering why he has pit rage still#and its just because he has the relic that cursed the pit in him#i just like the idea#hope you do too
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A wild Leshy joins your party! 🌳🐛
#he legit be hecking darn stinkin adorable tho#cult of the lamb#cotl#cotl spoilers#relics of the old faith#cult of the lamb leshy#cotl leshy#leshy#just a little guy now#teeny worm#prickly boi#gosh I love that he kept the scratchy gremlin voice in his follower form#angy bushworm he be heheheh#inky art#inky doods
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Our Well Deserved Break
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Shenanigans (ノ◕ヮ◕)ノ*:・゚✧
Time again!~
-x-x-
Danny, our boy the Ghost King, looking over a small team going over relic's given or 'offered' to Pariah Dark over the years both before and after he was sealed away. As they're taking inventory of the chaotic offering room, they stumble across a certain artifact.
This artifact is able to summon a set number of people (it does have its limits) of the users wishes to them and it sets up a barrier around the surrounding place so no one summoned gets out. You know, those kinds of artifact's certain people use to summon heroes and or villains into a room and have them fight to see whose the strongest or for a tournament, Yeah that kind of artifact!
Danny, who found the item, takes a look at after being told what it does. Then out of the corner of his eye he spots himself in a mirror in the room and see's his crown floating above his head and feels the full weight of his responsibility since before and after his crowning. Yes he had help with his advisor, despite how cryptid he can be at times, and of his council but still the weight was a bit too much for a teenager like him.
An idea struck his mind when he hears the ticking of a clock behind him. Without saying a word Danny looks back and raises an eyebrow at Clockwork whose staring at him in silence as well. He glances at the item, tilts his head a bit before...
Smiles in only the way CW knows would both be good for Danny and amusing for him. He nods and says "One weekend should be fine. All timelines will be paused for them. I suggest telling your friends to help prepare for your guests. Enjoy and have fun my King."
"YES!" Danny's voice echoing in the offering room made many ghosts in the room jump for a bit.
This was totally going to be fun!
-x-x-
When the following weekend arrived, young and very stressed teen heroes from across the multiverse are suddenly pulled from their worlds and are summoned into the Infinite Realms. Before any of them can panic or start fights a voice rang out above them and when they looked they could see a young teen, with a crown floating above his head, white hair, and glowing green eyes sitting on a throne.
He smiled and said
"Welcome fellow stressed out Heroes and Heroines to Phantom's Keep! I'm King Phantom, recently crowned fifteen year old, and this is the Infinite Realms! The birth and ending of the multiverse afterlife! Now don't worry none of you are dead or anything like that. I summoned you all here for one reason and one reason only..."
Here Danny paused, just to troll a tiny bit, and could see some of the more tense heroes readying up for a fight or at least argue to let them go. He grinned though and then said.
"And thats.... TO HAVE FUN!"
After that he floated out of his throne and with a flourish in the air he waved his hands and his throne room changed with party decor all around. Tables off to the side appeared with food and drinks from well everywhere and anywhere the multiverse, balloons rose from the ground and floated upwards, streamers flew across above to attach themselves to the other sides, the castle lights shifted to a dim and music began playing from somewhere.
Danny grinned brightly down at them and their shocked faces. oh that's funny, thank goodness Tucker is recording this and Jazz is gonna scrapbook this party for him (she plans on making them for all the guests as a party gift later, you know to remember how fun the party was)
"Now all of you are stressed out teen heroes with a lot of responsibilities on their shoulders! Believe me, I know that feeling, been there done that still doing it even now! But! My advisor says this will be both fun for me and good for you guys to spend one whole weekend here to de-stress and have fun! I do have some ground rules though. One your timelines are in fact PAUSED, you don't have to worry about calling your parents or if you got mentors to let them know where you are at. Two you are all heroes here, many of you are from different worlds and if you are from the same world they already know or CAN be trusted with your real identities but you are NOT required to remove any masks or de-transform or anything like that, if you wish there are masks on that green table over there you can stick on if you want to keep your identities hidden and are spelled to stay on and fuzz the minds of anyone trying to remember your looks once its on, even if they catch a good look at you right now it'll fuzz their memories of you once the mask is on and even after the party don't worry we thought of the time. Three, boys and girls rooms will be at different wings within the Keep! Just ask any of the maid or butler ghosts that will be joining us shortly and they will guide you to the rooms! Fourthly! There are sparing rooms if you wanna test your strengths with others, I only ask please don't get too carried away. We are here to have fun not make enemies! and lastly PLEASE DO NOT try to leave the castle, we are in the very afterlife of the multiverse people, its like the ocean and even I find it hard to navigate it sometimes. Portals can open up to any and all worlds, different timelines, etc etc. I have key items here in the castle that can pinpoint YOUR timeline and world so when the party is over I can send you home no problem, so again please do not attempt to leave."
Danny paused to take a breath, okay ground rules set up and warnings given. He could see the absolute bewildered looks on all the heroes faces and held back a laugh. He smiled however when one of the teens, mask on his face already and dressed in green, yellow, and red asked 'Why?'
"Why? Well... I think its time us teens get to have some fun without worrying about the next big bad or world ending event. Even if just for a weekend, we do deserve a break. So... Lets have some fun for once!" Danny responded.
#danny phantom#danny fenton#dp x dc#blue rambles#crossover#writing ideas#random idea#danny phantom dc#dpxdc#well hints of dpxdc#still putting it under it though because yeah totally would summon Robin#which Robin? eh anyone of them I guess#Danny uses a relic meant to pull people for tournaments and uses it for a party instead#CW gave his blessing cause he knows it'll both be good for Danny and fun for him to watch#the Heroes pulled can be from ANY worlds#all crossovers are welcomed#he knows the stress of being a teen hero#and wants other teen heroes have a weekend to de-stress#Jazz thinks it'll be a good thing for Danny too#let her brother have some teen fun for once#Sam and Tucker are helping out keeping everything going smoothly#and they get to have fun as well#CW and Danny's council are keeping the normal annoyances away from Danny for now#LET THEM HAVE FUN#o(* ̄▽ ̄*)o
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Quick reminder that Sebastian Sallow is canonically not stupid ~💕
He taught himself all three unforgivable curses and has the willpower to use them at 15-16 years old
His notes in the Undercroft are in like six different languages so he's canonically a polyglot
Reads like a rabid scholar
Is able to teach another student with limited magical experience new spells like it's nothing, something only experienced wizards can technically do (including said unforgivables)
Is able to research and draw his own conclusions without any help, something most adults struggle with
Is smart enough to know what to say to manipulate people into doing his bidding (the only ones immune are people with a powerful moral compass or who are used to his nonsense)
Is touted as a 'master duellist' at only 15-16 and able to hold his own against goblins, trolls and dark wizards
Yes, his obsession with curing his twin blinded him to the problems that came with his delving into the dark arts, but the only thing Seb's lacking here is experience, something that can only be gained by living. His intelligence isn't lessened by the fact he's young and bull-headed - if anything, it only goes to show how smart he is that he's been able to get so far without any real problems until the Catacombs. If we don't turn him in, he's clearly remorseful and has learned from his experiences, something not many people are capable of doing. Most would just turn around and go 'not my fault, I had good intentions' but Seb sees what he did was wrong and too far by the end of it all. He's smart enough and mature enough to be able to learn from his mistakes, even if it was a bit too late.
#sebastian sallow#hogwarts legacy#still believe he was corrupted by the relic or the spellbook because he's drastically different once he gets his hands on them
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you ever think about how edwin got like. no warning, no time time to process, nothing, when he reappeared on earth faced with the fact that virtually everyone he knew in life is dead. his parents? probably died in the 1950s or so (at best) almost forty years prior to edwin’s return. if any of his classmates were still around, they’d have been elderly, possibly senile, and in a few years they’d all be gone– except, of course, edwin. nothing looks the same, cars look like spaceships, there actually are spaceships, he can no longer see the stars, and everyone he knew is dead.
#he may be dead too but he’s certainly not gone. he’s a lingering relic. something lost to time#that’s some existential dread on an incomprehensible level#like. he meets charles quite soon after returning from hell and it’s implied he’s pretty much just been haunting that schoolhouse in that#time right. so I seriously doubt he’d have visited– let alone even Found– his parents’ graves. I wonder if he ever did that with charles.#maybe charles providing him enough emotional support to feel like he could handle it.#I know that he wasn’t close to his parents in life– nor was he close with anyone that we know of– and yeah I think that’d definitely make#things a bit easier in certain ways; he never felt like he belonged in his time/place in life or amongst his family or peers#so being displaced from all that wouldn’t feel like losing very much#in a way#but… I mean still#and he inevitably would have those lingering thoughts of what could’ve been–#yes he could’ve died in the war and his life likely wouldn’t be very fulfilling considering he’d probably be forced into a marriage he#wouldn’t want or if he was found out he could’ve been imprisoned and ostracized and disowned. plenty of ways his life could’ve been awful if#but also what if his parents loosened up a little as the times did? as in- what if he actually got to know them? what if they tried to#have a relationship with him of some sort eventually? it’s not impossible#it’d have to eat at him. that and wondering if either of them felt guilty#or felt a loss. or anything#hoo boy. fun stuff#edwin#edwin payne#rambling#dead boy detectives
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Hooo-leee shit! Nick!! We gotta find this warehouse or somethin', man, 'cause we need this Bigfoot statue!!
#mullet!Ellis is so based thank you kiivg hhhhhhhh#nick/ellis#nellis l4d2#nellis#nickxellis#my art#l4d2#left 4 dead 2#nick starts finding and collecting skymall mags as relics for ellis because he knows he'd enjoy the ridiculous products listed#and he knows ellis would have plenty of things to say about each item#It's fine#they can put the statue in Coach's veggie patch#and Nick would call it Francis just to see Ro get mad#can you believe it's almost 15 years since the green flu hit? Wild.
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Alexander Anderson x textposts
#hellsing#alexander anderson#shitpost#oh hes so babygirl so sweet#(a 50+ year old religiously motivated murder machine)#he's very dear to me ok#babygirl you look so inhuman and grotesque when you stab your heart with a holy relic I want to rawdog you#oooooh i want to bully him so bad ooooh#also I forgot how fucking scary he looked in the manga when he transformed into Anderplant#like that shit scary!!!! he looks like an empty shell!!!! that's terrifying!!!!
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he makes it hard to defend him
#in his defense ☝️#he was under the influence of the relic#this was 100% my fav quest in the whole game#hogwarts legacy#hogwarts legacy fanart#sebastian sallow#sparxyvdoodles
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something something johnny worryin about V
#my art#cyberpunk 2077#silverv#johnny silverhand#johnny silverhand x v#male v#clip studio paint#fanart#digital art#had a thought about the relic malfunctions makin it hard for V to sleep sometimes or even just making him sick#and johnny starts layin next so he can wake him up the minute he thinks V's about to vom or something#and plus the excuse to be close whatever whateverr
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Hello, hope you have a good day. I'm terribly embarrassed to ask, but I'm wondering what your drawings look like before coloring? Can you show all the stages? Please😫🙏🙏💓
Lineart version! I'm still using the same process here
#johnny after V wakes from a relic malfunction that he caused#cyberpunk 2077#johnny silverhand#my art#ask
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that was an exercise in "who's going to tell Orym and Dorian to fuck" chicken
#and everyone lost#silver sending stones#dorym#orym of the air ashari#went ape shit in the tags again whoops#dorian storm#cr spoilers#cr 3 e 110#sam I NEED YOU TO DO BETTER#he almost got him#Braius ALMOST got Dorian#and i super thought ashton was going to#but alas#dorian is going to be on deaths door and orym is going to press seedling into his hands because seedling can /heal/#hes crying and trying to save him and he doesnt care if thats not how it actually works.#hes doing this for the wild mother so the wild mother can do this for him. she can bend the rules of her own damn relic#and she does. the sword heals dorian and hes coming to and orym is crying over him “please. i can lose someone else”#“without will. without you i cant.”#“i didnt even get to say i love you”#and dorian reaches up with a weak hand and says “you just did”
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There's something so bittersweet about the childhood flashbacks in tua. They were all children together. Reginald was horrible, but they had each other. And then everything went to shit. Five's 13 year old body a bitter reminder of what once was. His siblings in their adult bodies a reminder of how things should've been. God,,,,
#and now they're so different#they have so little in common ):#Five came back to a family that he no longer knew and who no longer knew him#they can never go back#Five's lived half a lifetime without them#its never going to be the same#Five's also the only one of them who kept the number name which makes him more of a reminder of the past he's like a relic of a lost time#i'm rewatching s1 rn and oh man#it hurts so bad Five should've grown up with them#ben should've lived#god the tragedy of it all#they were children together </3#the umbrella academy#tua s1#tua season 1#tua#umbrella academy#luther hargreeves#diego hargreeves#allison hargreeves#klaus hargreeves#ben hargreeves#five hargreeves#viktor hargreeves#tua s2#tua s3#tua season 2#tua season 3#mine#tua meta
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In a Single Night
I see a bunch of 'Brucie punching Vlad at a Gala because he was being a creep towards a forced to attend Danny' and bring forth Selina about to skin a creepy man with her claws after she sneaks into his fancy party hes having to steal a cat relic he has (also steals his cat as well) and finds a recently recaptured Dani (Ellie) whose forced to play the 'perfect' daughter role for the night.
Or we can have Tim overhear Vlad threatening Danny saying "Do as I say Daniel, we wouldn't want your tiny failure of a clone to destabilize do we?" And that, that sends Tim on a warpath against Vlad Masters. (Clone Rights!!!! -Tim says)
#danny phantom#danny fenton#dp x dc#crossover#blue rambles#writing ideas#random idea#danny phantom dc#tim drake#selina kyle#vlad plasmius#vlad masters being creepy#but getting his comeuppance#i love the idea of Selina just stealing everything from him in a single night after meeting Ellie#his money his relic his kid his cat#all gone#but i also love the idea of Tim going all RR warpath like he did with Ra's the moment he finds out a clones life is on the line#like nothing of Vlad is saved after he is done#Ellie gets a mom in one AU and Danny swoons or gets a new Best Friend over someone destorying Vlad in front of him#either or
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horizon forbidden west | erend 48/?
#horizon forbidden west#hfw#erend#i like taking the npcs to places they don't normally show up!#idk. i think erend would enjoy the fluffy grass :D#(this is outside the runner's wild relic ruin - maybe he's going relic hunting)#hfw erend#hfw npcs#hfw pc#(character swap mod)
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Oh nothing just soldiers and their super model boyfriends
#jeeves and wooster#bbc sherlock#good omens#johnlock#what ho#house md#hilson#merthur#merlincanyounot#arthur pendragon#jooster#aziraphale thinks tartan is haute couture#johnlock domestic bliss with ocassional murder mysteries#iron man#dr strange#ironstrange#marvel#destined to bicker#robert chase#chase is too pretty for this world#tony keeps breaking stranges magic relics#crowley pretends hes not whipped for aziraphale#sherlock steals johns tea becuase reasons#house eats wilsons lunch but says it was an experiment#house gives chase terrible advice for fun#arthur wont stop calling merlin his servant#tony tricks strange into attending avengers movie night#chase psychoanalysing house during breakfast#surviving wooster 101#bertie wooster
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