#he's RIGHT. how is he RIGHT

[incomingalbatross]

The fact that the Numenoreans/Dunedain have Elvish blood is significant, but I think it is much less significant than the fact that both the mortal and Elvish descendants of Earendil have Maiar blood through Melian.

That's why Luthien was so so very beautiful and powerful, without peer among Elves or Men! That's why both Elrond and the Kings of the West are distinguished by healing powers (as I have seen pointed out somewhere, Aragorn wishes Elrond was there to help heal in Gondor because "he is the oldest of our race," and Elrond's sons do help even though their characters aren't associated with healing. it's an inherited power from their shared descent). That's why our hobbits repeatedly compare Aragorn, Denethor, and Faramir—the Most Numenorean Men Alive—to the Wizards, the Maiar in Middle-Earth.

All of the vibes of Extreme Specialness associated with Being Numenorean have much more to do with being children of Luthien specifically than just with being descended from Elves, is my stance, and you can see this also in the ways that Elrond Halfelven and his children are MORE Special for their descent, even among other Elves, rather than less.

It's not about being Elves or Men, it's about the SECRET THIRD THING.

[poorly-drawn-mdzs]

Expertise can't help you here.

[kendyroy]

Logan wearing the TVA jacket his boyfriend gave him.

+ Proof of his boyfriend giving it to him

[dearestgentlereaders]

and he wonders why his wife would question whether he was ever punished as a child as if he isn’t the most dramatic bitch around

[peacheskoo]

Saw these panels the other day and—

LET JASON BE SILLY YOUR HONOR

He knows he won’t no balls

[official-english-major]

Telemachus's life post-Odyssey has the potential to be so funny bc bro is suddenly going from the son of, essentially, a single mom to the son of two VERY in-love middle aged sweethearts who never had to learn boundaries about what is/isn't appropriate to say around their kid.

Penelope: I knew that "beggar" was you the whole time, you know.

Odysseus, laughing: Oh, really?

Penelope: You can disguise a lot of things, but I'd know that ass anywhere.

Telemachus: I am begging you guys to keep it in your pants for ONE family dinner.

[chloesimaginationthings]

The ending of FNAF Help wanted..

[moonlightmagical]

“dnd exp leveling is dumb,” i say into the mic.

the crowd boos. i begin to walk off in shame, when a voice speaks and commands silence from the room.

"they’re right," it says. i look for the owner of the voice. there in the second row stands: brennan lee mulligan.

[bloominglegumes]

HASBRO DONT YOU DARE MESS HIM UP

[egophiliac]

still ruminating over Lost In the Book With Spooky Skeletons Part 1, so here's a selection of some of my favorite little bits! (...some more loosely paraphrased than others) (I just feel like Idia has no room to criticize in general, okay)

anyway, I'm sure we're just going to have a fun time celebrating Halloween and nothing bad is going to happen whatsoever! :)

[lotus-pear]

charm stat at debonair ‼️‼️

[poorly-drawn-mdzs]

Hey now, Let her cook!

[akanemnon]

So THAT'S where he is!

FIRST - PREVIOUS - NEXT

MASTERPOST (for the full series / FAQ / reference sheets)

[some-kind-of-creature]

It wasn’t supposed to be a secret.

If you died while with the league, you will no longer be acknowledged to have existed, especially if you died during a mission. A disappointment will not be remembered.

The bats and birds don’t like speaking about the people they have lost, so they don’t. If someone ask about the dead, they will tell the person they don’t talk about that.

So how was Damian supposed to know that he should have told his father about his dead brother?

[wanologic]

fortunately, or unfortunately, they only see each other like 3 times a year…

[cyancees]

this has been sitting in my files for SO LONG cus i kinda hate it but here