#he’s half-cooked pasta a wet noodle a wet cardboard even he does it all!!!<3

[pretentiouswreckingball]

pathetic regulus is how i strive to write him but alas....idk if im doing it right bc mostly he does unpathetic things in pathetic ways but it does not give the 💫wet noodle vibe💫 that i feel his personality should have 😔😔😔

hi lez!! that’s alright, he is pathetic in everything he does, even the unpathetic things so worry not, he gives wet noodle vibes regardless!!