#he wanted dark chocolate btw bc he's learned that its the 'mature' one
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mossy-rot · 2 years ago
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thinking about them escaping the parable and I think stanley would have to put those timer locks on all social media on narry's phone because 90% of the time he spends on them he's just doing those "what ___ are you?" filters and getting irrationally upset about the result. he does a 'what chocolate are you' one and proceeds to spend a solid 40 minutes talking about how he could never be milk chocolate and how his phone could ever think so lowly of him while stanley is just trying to figure out how the stove works
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