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Rolin you silly silly man. you really went and said it was too soon for DM. when you had already written THAT
Rolin talks about devil's minion. source
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1: no
2: dark emerald green - cuz greens the slytherin color and dark emerald green is pretty
3: scar from the lion king but less evil
4: yes bro gets no bitches🙏😭
5: no
6: Russian, german, or latin (but I think he already knows a bit of Latin)
7: prof. Mcgonagal
8: slytherin?
9: I think he likes rich foods. And bitter foods. I don’t think he likes too much sugar. Favored drinks consist of red wine, water, firewhisky, and coffee (he could use a pepper up but he likes the taste better lol). For foods, I hc he has rather expensive taste. Seafood, fancy salads and soups, caviar, ect. Also a ton of arugula in those salads
10: hmmm no
11: this is dumb af but when Umbitch is like “so you originally applied for the DADA position?” “..yes.” “And you were not accepted?(or smth like that)” “..obviously not…” LMAOAOAO the sass and then him hitting Ron w a book I love it
12: Hermione, I think she’d be most likely to try and understand him and would snitch tf out of James, Sirius, Peter, ect. They’d be friends i think
13: yes + I stan him (both of them) + I literally can’t imagine anyone else playing him
14: muffliato. He wants to keep hearing those annoying ass kids to a minimum so he uses it whenever he’s alone and/or grading papers
15: reading. For a bonus I think his favorite genre would be horror (he thinks it’s funny. “Hah- that’s not what intestines look like.”)
16: when I was like five I didn’t like him. Then I got back into HP when I was 12 and thought he was hot
17: yes💀
18: his hair (in the movies) and nose
19: summarized - he’s an asshole
20: I literally don’t know
21: considering this hoe has had like 2 good memories in his lifetime probably just hanging out w Lily
22: Ehhh yeah probably but her holding back laughter when he was getting bullied + publicly humiliated is a red flag so idk
23: lingerie ..NAH NAH JKJKJKJ LMOAOAO but idk that button up shirt thing he has and just some black dress pants😭 also if this counts i hc he has a tattoo of lilies on his right shoulder
24: yeah
25: yes - in general or in HP? I’ll answer for both. Mitsuri Kanroji from kny - no😭 I think she’d like his emoness cuz she’s at least a little bit in love with almost everyone but also be scared of him💀 and Snape would hate her. For HP - no I don’t think him and Ron get along
26: horror I already said that tho
27: yeah I do
28: yeah because I have daddy issues and are more (non romantically) attracted to men who are fucking mean and I have to actually work to make them like me. Man I’m messed up
29: very plain but also fancy if that makes sense?? Like I think he would keep decorations to a minimum, have a slytherin tapestry on the wall or smth, velvet curtains, keeps his desk very clean, dark colors, green and black bed cotton bed, ect. Almost no clutter if not none
30: don’t bully ur students when you become a teacher u asshole Ik ur life sucks but don’t take it out on random ass 14 year olds (him staring at me like 🤨??? In response) also let’s kiss
31: yeah - depression 🤪🤪🤪 cuz his life is an actual dumpster fire. I think it gets rly bad in the winter and he gets more irritable. And OCD but that’s just a lil headcanon I just think he’s very obsessive about being clean to a point it’s unhealthy
32: idk sneepyheepy??? Severus Sneepyheepy Snape lololol
33: Lady fingers, Clair de lune, 月亮代表我的心. HE IS THE BIGGEST FUCJING TERESA TENG FAN EVER U CANT CHANGE MY MIND
34: every single snape ship I don’t like any of them
35: no he has no friends (other than mcgonagal but he won’t admit she’s his friend.)
Snape:“I don’t have friends..I am the night.”
Students: “OMG SNAP IS BATMAN!”
36: I think he gets nauseous when he has a lot of stress and gets crazy painful stomachaches. Also I’m self projecting that happens to me when my anxiety gets super bad and holy shit those stomachaches make me go violent
37: his hair. It’s described as rly greasy but in the movie his hair is LUXURIOUS AND FLUFFY pls snape take some advice from snape
38: his hair. It’s described as rly greasy but in the movie his hair is LUXURIOUS AND FLUFFY pls snape take some advice from snape
39: Fall. Not too cold but not too hot. Is happiest on cool mildly windy days
40: hmmm idk hanging out w Lily, reading abt magic, and crying
41: His bitchass dad
42: probably as a kid but quickly learned that he didn’t want anybody to see that side of him
43: i already mentioned this but the lily tattoo
44: definitely floo
45: aroace. I have a post abt this but I actually hc that snape didn’t have romantic feelings for Lily but has a hard time differing platonic and romantic feelings so he thought he did if that makes sense
46: Remus..if he didn’t almost kill him😭
47: like 2..oh for slytherin too? Then like 40,000 or smth
48: yeah he was like too obviously evil to actually be evil
49: tall for sure - I don’t think he’d be nearly as intimidating as he’s described if he was short
50: yeah I think so I also think he would’ve been a bit nicer (maybe I’m letting my hopes get the best of me tho)
Snape asks
Do you have a snOTP? What is it?
What do you think is Snape's favourite colour and why?
Which Disney character, according to you is most like Snape?
Do you think Snape remained a virgin?
Do you think Snape ever loved anyone other than Lily, romantically or platonically?
If Snape learnt another language, which would he choose?
Which staff member do you think gets along well with Snape?
If you had to assign Snape to a house, which one would it be?
What are your personal headcanons on Snape's diet and favourite foods?
Do you think Snape's character has changed the way you think/feel about others?
Your favourite scenes with book/movie!Snape?
If you had to chose a Golden trio era student to be Snape's friend, who would it be and why?
Do you think Alan Rickman contributed to your love for Snape?
What do you think is Snape's favourite potion to prepare?
If Snape had any free time, how do you think he would spend it?
Were you ever a Snater? How and when did you become a Snover?
Do you think Snape was unhappy even after joining the DEs?
Your favourite physical feature of Snape?
According to you, what is Snape's biggest flaw?
Why do you love Snape so much?
What particular memory do you think Snape used to conjure his patronus?
Do you think Lily was a good friend to Severus?
What do you think Snape wore under his robes?
Do you think Snape ever self-harmed?
Is there any other character you love as much as Snape? Do you think they'll get along?
What genre do you think Snape preferred to read?
Do you think Snape was close to his mother?
Do you think you'd like being taught by Snape?
How do you headcanon Snape's bedroom would look like?
If you could give young Snape any advice, what would it be?
Do you think Snape had any mental illnesses? Which ones and why?
If you could change Snape's middle name to be something other than Tobias what would you choose?
Top 3 songs you think will show up in Snape's most played?
Do you have any Snape NOTPs?
Snapey BROTPs?
Did Snape get sick often? Your headcanons for when he was sick?
Snape didn't pay attention to his physical appearance, but if you had to choose a part he would take care of, which would it be?
Which type of weather does Snape prefer?
How do you think Snape spent his early childhood days?
Other than Lily, who do you think impacted Snape's life the most?
Is there a side to Snape that he hasn't let anyone see? What do you headcanon this "secret personality" to be like?
Do you think Snape cried often?
What's your favourite headcanon about Snape? Is there a movie/song/book that reminds you of Snape?
What mode of magical travel would suit Snape the best?
Your opinion on Snape's sexuality?
Which of the Marauders do you think Snape could have gotten along with?
How many points do you think Snape would've awarded during his career?
Did you feel Snape was the "good guy" even before the reveal?
Do you prefer tall!Snape or short!Snape?
Had Snape lived, would he continue teaching at Hogwarts?
Reblog and let your followers ask more about how you think of Snape :3
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@clone-anon-after-dark BAAAAAAAAABE ♥ Let me begin by offering a heartfelt thank you from Plo Koon, my husband, and the 104th because Sinker, *sigh*, we love him so much and he deserves to have someone lift him up from his negatron vibes ♥ We love him so much. LOVE LOVE!
You did Sinker justice! I love him complaining over the takeout but still does it because he loves you? Very much like him. Like when he's all sassy bitchy in tcw but does it anyway because trusts the boys and Plo? ♥ BABE BE SO FINE.
And him being soft? Attentive to your needs? Temple kisses? Him being not overly aggressive is just the right pace for Sinker. For someone who's a bit on the downer side, it's native for them to be more than perceptive because they either overthink or see the downfall of a certain situation more than others.
So him going all "he studied your face like you were the most interesting being in the galaxy, like he was seeing you for the first time" is so perfect e///////////////////e
Bet you he still wildin' how he got you. How he's so fortunate to "come home" to you. How he gets to "live with you" and yet you make him fucking get takeouts when you dinner is standing right in front of you? jkjkjkj — or am I?
And I bet you he does that post-sex afterglow that the boys would tease him over because he's gonna be such a positive a-prick being all "yes, the commander's right, we can do it" and everyone's like OOOOH YOU GOT SOME LAST NIGHT.
“Do you have any suggestions for someone who is about to have to eat a bunch of ration bars for the next few weeks?” You ended up eating together and when he got back, he took you on a proper date.
Pick up game is mighty high but you can taste the sarcasm and bitterness true to this negatron of a baby boy — AIN'T HE PRECIOUS?!?! Like, how can you say no to a date? He's a charmer e//////////////////////////e
You’d been together ever since.
Bye, Plo ♥ jkjkjnobabyiloveyou but yes, you'd wanna stay with Sinker because he's so babe ♥
Today he was back from a mission and while he loved you, he was a bit annoyed that the first thing you asked was for him to bring home take out food. Sure, he was hungry, but he wanted to be home, curled in bed around you and one more stop just made him wait longer. He still picked up the food after agreeing with an eye roll and a “yes, cyare.”
HE BE LIKE:
He would so be pissy about it but still do it because he loves, loves, loves you and he's about that life of spoiling you while COMPLAINING ALL THE GODDAMN WAY ♥ Sassy eyerolls of love, arms folding with a huff, and him yapping about what else you need when he's here but he's like half-way out the door?
Sinker is so precious, like I would die for him, okay? Will starve for him so he doesn't need to go out but also ask him to buy me shit I don't need to just to see him like that e/////e ♥
“I missed you,” he said, his vulnerable expression betraying the emotion at the heart of his desire.
The clit stimulator had become a favorite for him too. He loved using it to watch you fall apart.
GIIIRRRRLLLL YOU DIDN'T ♥
“Oh,” you gasped. “You know what I need?” “What’s that,” he replied between groans. “Yes. It’s your cock. In me.” “I can never say no to that,” he answered.
PEAK CONVERSATION BANTER BABE, PEAK, I TELL YOU.
Sinker carefully sat up a bit, embracing you and kissed you wildly, before responding, “Better.”
He studied your face like you were the most interesting being in the galaxy, like he was seeing you for the first time. You couldn’t help but feel a slight heat bloom on your cheeks. Even now he made you feel a little giddy. You picked up his hand and kissed the palm.
High praise for some tenderness for Sinker T/////////////////T. Beautiful man deserves beautiful gestures and oh my god as much as that smut be fire, this is my favorite part ;////////////;
Like, my boys be so slept on they need this, you know?
He gets so soft and smitten.
And for someone who's always a pessimistic in a way, you/reader being the optimism his hear needs — the assurance that he is loved, that you love him, that you love him so damn much is enough to melt me, Plo, the boys, and Sinker. Yes, we all in this Sinker, we watching you bby xD
“Let me take care of you.”
... kissing your temple under the water just because.
Coming Home (Sinker x F!Reader)
Sinker x F!Reader
Word Count: 1289
Warnings: NSFW, minors DNI, unprotected PiV, fingering, boobs getting attention, handjob, use of a sex toy
A/N: brief description of how you met before getting to the goods
Note: There are two versions of this fic. The m!reader version can be found here.
For Sinker, it all started the day after a great date. He thought it went well, but ultimately that person’s heart belonged to someone else. Feeling out of sorts over it, he decided to treat himself to some decent food before shipping out and relying on ration bars for however long. He stopped in a cafe. He’d never been there before, but had heard the food was very good. He noticed everyone else standing around and gazing at the menu, but you stood next to him in line, looking ahead and clearly knew what you wanted.
He turned and asked, “Do you have any suggestions for someone who is about to have to eat a bunch of ration bars for the next few weeks?”
He received an amused huff from you before you made several suggestions. You ended up eating together and when he got back, he took you on a proper date. You’d been together ever since.
Outside of his brothers and general, he didn’t have anyone he was close to, at least not in the ways he wanted. It took him time to open up, but once he started to and saw you embraced him as he was, you saw a whole new, amazing side of him. Months later he was practically living with you when he wasn’t off fighting the war.
Today he was back from a mission and while he loved you, he was a bit annoyed that the first thing you asked was for him to bring home take out food. Sure, he was hungry, but he wanted to be home, curled in bed around you and one more stop just made him wait longer. He still picked up the food after agreeing with an eye roll and a “yes, cyare.” He came home to find you sitting on the couch in a t-shirt and only a t-shirt. He smirked at the playfulness and put the food down on the counter.
“I thought about it,” you said, standing up and coming over to him as he placed the food on the kitchen counter. “We can always reheat this. You sounded like you needed some tender loving care and I’d like to provide that.”
You smiled, held his hand in your own, and kissed each knuckle while making playful eye contact. This was not what he was expecting. Sinker was a little breathless, heart beating faster as his eyes scanned your form. You weren’t completely naked, but he could help with that.
“I missed you,” he said, his vulnerable expression betraying the emotion at the heart of his desire.
Dinner forgotten, you started kissing him and walked him to the couch, a line of his clothes left along your path. You still kept your shirt on, but he was completely naked as you pushed him onto the couch. He deepened the kiss as you straddled him.
“Wait,” you said, clearly forgetting something. Sinker looked at you, amused, as you got up and hurried down the hallway. He had to laugh when you returned and triumphantly held up one of your favorite toys. The clit stimulator had become a favorite for him too. He loved using it to watch you fall apart.
“Okay,” you said as you sat down next to him. “Continue.”
He shook his head and cupped your cheek as he kissed you again. You enjoyed long kisses as your tongues danced together. You could feel the tension in his jaw start to leave, smiling to yourself that he was starting to let go of his stresses. He let out a sigh as you pumped his length with your hand, the delicious feeling causing him to groan. He looked down to see your pussy just underneath the hem of your remaining article of clothing. He grinned and helped you out of your shirt, insisting you wouldn’t need it. You let out a pant of air as he cupped your breasts and started swirling circles around your nipples with his thumbs. He left trails of kisses between them, spending time taking what he could into his mouth and teasing you with his tongue. His cock stood perfectly at attention and you slowed the movement of your hand up his length just enough to draw out the feeling. His fingers gently dove between your folds, moving around your slick as he turned the toy on and moved it around until it honed in on your clit. You threw your head back and whimpered. He didn’t rush you, but you missed him. You ached for him, especially with how long he had been gone.
“Oh,” you gasped. “You know what I need?”
“What’s that,” he replied between groans.
“Yes. It’s your cock. In me.”
“I can never say no to that,” he answered.
Sinker adjusted his position on the couch and you straddled him again. He groaned as you sank onto his length, taking your time as he filled you up. One hand continued to take its time caring for your breasts while the other adjusted the setting on the toy, causing you to moan softly. You could see the tension leaving his body as you started grinding your hips against him. You didn’t go too fast, trying to let the feeling last. He knitted his eyebrows in that way he did when his toes curled and you smiled at him beneath you. You picked up the pace, your body craving the sensation. He continued to play with your body, but as he got closer to his own release, he didn’t want to leave you behind. He focused on stimulating you with each stroke and whispered “come for me.” Your body responded and within a few thrusts, you were overcome with pleasure coming in waves. Sinker licked his lips, a fire inside him with the knowledge that he could make you come like that. He savored every touch and every vocalization.
“Now it’s your turn,” you said, moving the toy away, leaning forward a little, and gazing into his beautiful eyes. “Come in my pussy.”
You made more fervent motions, nearly letting him leave your body before taking him all back in, continuing to ride him until he held your hips firmly against his and shot his load into you with a soft grunt. You panted together, smiling with love in your eyes as you both caught your breath.
“Better,” you asked.
Sinker carefully sat up a bit, embracing you and kissed you wildly, before responding, “Better.” He studied your face like you were the most interesting being in the galaxy, like he was seeing you for the first time. You couldn’t help but feel a slight heat bloom on your cheeks. Even now he made you feel a little giddy. You picked up his hand and kissed the palm.
“You’re so good to me,” he said quietly.
You could only respond with, “I’m so very in love with you.” You kissed his forehead and felt him melt even further.
“I love you too.”
You weren’t sure how long you stayed like that, sitting on his lap, leaving little kisses, and coming down off your high. After some time, he looked at you both.
“We could use a shower,” he said. “Let me take care of you.”
You nodded, accepting his help getting up and getting clean. Every movement was a sign of affection from holding your hand and helping you into the shower, to using a soft washcloth all over you, to hugging you and kissing your temple under the water just because. After you dried off, you both threw on underwear and t-shirts and reheated dinner. You sat together on the couch, enjoying your meal, snuggled up to each other while an old holomovie played.
Tagging: @dukeoftheblackstar @staycalmandhugaclone
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