#he loves them though

[maybebitterxox]

I absolutely love the headcanon of Will and El being beyond chaotic and unhinged together and Jonathan having to deal with their shit

Like

They show up outside his bedroom door at 11pm asking if they can have his last cans of soda

They try to adopt random animals off the street and he has to explain why they can’t

El steals his clothes all the time to the point of where when he’s getting dressed in the mornings he has to go to her room to get his own clothes from her closet

He goes to check on them randomly one day and they’re just both rolling on the floor laughing covered in Will’s paints for some fucking reason

He has to explain to El what being gay means after Will comes out. She runs to Will’s room right after and aggressively shakes him while yelling how much she supports and loves him and Jonathan is laughing so hard that he’s crying

[axxio-sriracha]

Marauders: Old Dog, New Tricks.

~~~♤~~~

James: Do you know that saying "You can't teach an old dog new tricks?"

Remus: *sighs* Prongs, I swear to Merlin if Padfoot comes in here on a skateboard I'm kicking both of your arses.

James: *glancing towards the door* What? Pfttt! Noo. We would never...

Also James: *hurriedly rushing out of the room to stop Padfoot from coming in on roller skates*

Remus: *going back to reading* I will never have a moment of peace.

~~~♤~~~

[themistymountainscold]

rex: are you going to be part of the problem or part of the solution.

echo: oh problem, definitely.

rex: that wasn’t… it was a rhetorical-

fives: i have some ideas on how to make the problem even funnier.

[sunnyxjarrus]

poor rex had to deal with the domino twins masters of causing chaos

Rex: “Now how’d you know that?”

Omega: “From the lines on your face”

Rex, turning and staring Echo right in the eye: “Now I wonder where the fuck those could’ve come from”

[eydilily]

would you bite the hand that feeds you?

[desos-records]

that alternate ending version of Under the Red Hood (2010) where Talia gives Damian to Jason for some ungodly reason always makes me laugh because Jason is like. I'm going to turn Bruce's son into something horrible just to spite him and says this while holding an infant that can't be more than a month old, like. no, Jay, you're gonna get two days into surrogate fatherhood before your instincts take over and you're finding a better safe house in a better neighborhood so you can build a proper nursery and get Damian into a proper pre-K when he's older. the pit can't erase the fact you died trying to save the mother who gave you up or the fact that a mother has just given up her son to you. and by the time any of that gets through your red fiberglass skull, you'll find yourself standing in the grocery store deciding whether you should buy Dami a bat stuffie just to be funny

[schmellows]

POV: your spouse comes home from the mines but wears a glow ring :(

[egophiliac]

everyone out of the way, this is the only thing I'm going to be thinking about from now on.

(okay, there is one more thing)

[chloesimaginationthings]

Michael Afton wishes he had FNAF Movie Mike's life,,

[myopic-creation]

my brother is a hit with the ladies (3-6 year old children who mispronounce his name and idolize him like a cultish figure)

[soosoosoup]

Oh Funk Branch Au by @bbc-trolls, I never stopped loving you

[poorly-drawn-mdzs]

Ghouls night out

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[doodoodinklefart]

pov fallin in love w ur homie cuz he's so pretty all of a sudden?!?!

[bluerosefox]

Back at it again with a DPxDC prompt.

It does have deaged Dani (Ellie)

Only this time its KonxDanny idea!~

Supernova, Kon's new hero name since Jon took over the Superboy name now, wasn't expecting to be called out to... especially in the sky... by another floating/flying person and-

WOW

They were cute as heck.

Glowing green eyes, and white hair, a bit shorter than him. He was floating in the air with a soft glow around himself as well.

And he was holding a white haired, very similar looking toddler in his arms, only the toddler had longer hair that was tied in pigtails. And the toddler was staring at Kon with large, almost sparkling eyes.

The young man, around Kon's age if he guessed, smiled and floated a bit closer, his face friendly and warm. When the young man stopped he kindly asked "Hey, would it be any trouble for you to autograph something for my daughter? She's a huge fan!"

[kavaleyre]

“After 200 years, you can forget how much color there is in the world.”

[potassiumprincess]

i think marinette is worse at resting when she's sick but adrien is worse at sitting things out if he's injured. i have no explanation, these are just the vibes