#he locks every door
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god sometimes i think a little too hard about how vyncent's never had a break from foghting for his fucking life. he grew up on Hell Danger Kill You Always World and got thrown into the most dangerous possible profession at the ripe age of 19. He went from survival mode 24/7 to child soldier. oh my gof. i need s ome water.
#🎲jrwi🎲#🔮talking tag🔮#🎃og post🎃#jrwi#prime defenders#vyncent sol#i think he always sits with his back against walls#hes always facing towards doorways#he jumps at any and every noise#he locks every door#he has food in his room and a knife under his pillow#he wakes up so fast and fully#god.........
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Based on life experience.
#guy did not try doorbell at all seemed confused when i asked if it was broken#pounded like he was police with a search warrant then tried to figure out the lock code#i have started deadbolting and locking every door since
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two birds on a wire / one tries to fly away and the other / watches him close from that wire / he says he wants to as well, but he is a liar (insp.)
#goodomensedit#goedit#good omens#ineffable husbands#good omens spoilers#crowley#aziraphale#userbecca#ughmerlin#jameszmaguire#tusermyra#rs: hereditary enemies#edits#as soon as i saw that reel i was like. brainworms activated#this song is SO them it physically pains me#NO AZIRAPHALE SLANDER ALLOWED CAUSE HE'S ACTUALLY MY FAVE MESSY SELF SABOTAGING ANGEL#he wants and wants but doesn't know how to escape his own cage yet#they reach for each other through the bars#yet every time crowley manages to crack the door open aziraphale locks it again effectively trapping himself#it's a goddamn tragedy
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hm. parallels and what not
#rikus always locked behind that stupid door /joking#my theory lies with xigbar following the bop which would go off rikus keyblades eye and is why he was actually where riku is#while demyx/mom was looking through rikus eyes directly but would lose this ability while riku takes asod's form#and since even saix thought riku was dead. its pretty natural demyx would check the underworld for him in case#kingdom hearts#kh xigbar#kh demyx#kh riku#xigbar#demyx#riku#(he's implied)#kh meta#dear god. dont ask#like sometimes you just have to go through my tags bc im not explaining every damn thought ive had before this post
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thinking about the headcanon where jack gives super tight spine-popping hugs and pairing it with an oh so wondrous vision of a snake coiling himself around the unfortunate mice he’s decided to love forever
#additionally I am also thinking about how it could possibly be unfortunate that jack was ever loved against TFW’s better judgment of him#sigh#twirls hair he’s so intrinsically tragic#cal.txt#spn#supernatural#spn headcanon#jack kline#dean winchester#castiel#sam winchester#tfw2.0#the fact that he’s canonically overprotective to the point of ruthlessness … sensational#the snake motif is so strong with jack please guys. I’m gonna throw up#every time jack hugs one of the guys I remember he canonically is strong enough to rip hearts out of chests#and break triple locks on doors and lift ppl his own size up like they’re mere balloons#characters with brute strength and a gentle nature are my bread and butter I do Nawt play about them
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i genuinely cannot stand being around ppl who have to take their anger out on others . i'm so sick of always having to act like the bigger person to my Older brother while he can just tornado around my entire life & belongings & relationships without warrant all over smthing that had absolutely nothing to do with you or anyone, rlly.
#but HE runs and tells on ME?#i was just going to let shit blow over#lock myself away as fucking alwys like when we were little and he would cuss up a fucking storm#screaming crying and throwing the shit i bought over being unable to beat a game he plays every fucking day#set on fucking Easy mode#and hes hitting a bat into the door or wrecking my shit in my room or fucking. yelling abt me to the fuckin dog#and in the 'dog's voice' making the animal agree with him bcs im? acting crazy#over a fcking video game that u cant even tell him to turn off or at least stop fucking screaming and wailing or else it'll just set it off#sooner#when dad did it he was fcking drunk and i was illegitimate#it's like i cant even fcking escape fcking hell.#hiding all my bad grades in math bcs i couldnt read a stupid fking number right bcs i didnt want ppl screaming at me#for causing even more trouble than they already have to deal with and just living as dumb bcs it costs less#ill get over it ill try harder#i always have to be the bigger fucking man and im so fucking tired of it#but how are u supposed to cut off someone youve been assigned caretaker as b4 u were even born#im so fucking exhausted#anyways so yea. im pretty sensitive to tone so if i seem like a baby to smthing i apologize#i rlly just. cant stand sme things sometimes#i love getting told i never felt like a friend to my other siblings not only bcs of our massive age gap but also theyre legitimate and#i dont drink or smoke so apparently we cant hang without them always checking the time on their phones#while im taking them out to smthing they like like it's so fun i fcking love it here#anyways yea. love zero comprehension or compassion. love it. loving my life
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I just spent an hour arguing with an uninformed kuusuke-anti, im about to kms istg
#GOD kuusuke antis piss me off so badly#“how are you defending a brother-lover” I'M GOING TO BOMB YOUR HOME.#i get irrationally angry when anyone speaks bad about him it's not even funny anymore 😔#“his whole character is kusuo” LOCK YOUR DOORS#i could write an 5000 word essay defending every action kuusuke has every done#“he's so much creepier in the manga 😖” you're purposefully twisting his actions to fit the idea that you have of him.#feeling a tad silly after that 😋#kusuke saiki#kuusuke saiki#saiki kuusuke#saiki kusuke
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if chain of thorns has taught me anything, it’s that no one is hornier than repressed people in edwardian london
#genuinely like every time you put two people who are attracted to each other alone in relative privacy they’re jumping each other#thomas sees alastair’s forearms and loses his fucking mind#when james finally sleeps with cordelia he literally shoots the lock on the door cause he’s so impatient#like goddamn guys y’all have a lot of repressed shit stored up#chain of thorns#chain of thorns spoilers#the last hours#the last hours spoilers
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Came home from a weekend away to find out that when the catsitter said she lost her key and had to call a locksmith, he didn’t just make a key to fit our lock. He REKEYED our door so our own keys don’t work 🙃🙃🙃
#I am PISSED at the whole thing#we only have a catsitter for short trips because our cat is chronically ill and needs meds#so it’s not just like oh make sure he has food and water#we’re hiking with no cell service and get back to the car#phone is BLOWN UP with texts and missed calls from her because she can’t find her key#last text says she’s calling a locksmith#I reply to make sure she got in and she leads with the fact that it cost her a couple hundred bucks#I am like… why are you telling me this?#like okay we’re not responsible for you losing your key#but since she knows our cat and he’s ill it’s valuable to us to have a catsitter who has been with him and everything#so we do offer to pay! which I think is way above and beyond!#and then we get home and WHAT THE FUCK WHY WOULD THAT EVER BE OKAY#thankfully it’s not every door and also we have a garage door opener in our cars#but like#we are certainly not paying for her locksmith fee now since we have to go get the locks changed because of it!!
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There are two different bodies I imagine Painter with. I call them expectation and reality
Expectation is a silly boy (/gn), it gets to dress up and has a bunch of arms for painting as well as a belt that Seb gave him. Typical robot body with an artist apron and beret, as well as a really stupid shirt underneath. It’s free, it’s goofy, he may express and draw and heal from overclocking itself like we all want him to. Slice of life, he comes and goes as it pleases, filled to the brim with whimsy
Reality is a humongous, incomprehensible, fuckoff tangle of wires and screens that crawls along the ceiling and has an infinite supply of flash-beacons (and a gun of course how could I not) that it uses whenever it feels like screwing you over that run (often). He’s like Ennard fnaf if Ennard didn’t even try looking human. This is also the one I actually want to draw.
#berryboxed#proxy rambles#I’m very passionate about my ai/robo characters getting to stay little freaks#its wires are all around the facility I like to imagine#every single one of them leads back to his computer#when you enter his room it’s filled to the brim with thick cords#it’s overheated in there and you can barely see the floor#it has to call back to its real body (computer) to talk to you#in Eyefestation gauntlets he drops from the ceiling infront of the glass#yaps and sets off a flash#then he covers up the door with his wires#and locks it for good measure ofc#if you try to hide it pulls you out itself#the screen on his ‘chest’ displays security cam footage and occasionally timers#it also shows whatever the nearest active turret is locked onto#the other screens display his face or something of his choosing#like Fest or Sebastian#as shown in that one doodle#sorry I’ll stop yapping now oops#hfhfnsjsidh
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DnD/Fantasy AU! What would the boys' races be? (Cadence would be human)
Sorry for the wait! I’M GLAD YOU ASKED because I’ve been meaning to draw this forever since I’ve been obsessed with Baldur’s Gate 3 (it basically makes up my DnD knowledge)! I had their race/classes jotted down in my notes for months. Here’s what I came up with, hope you like it!
#band camp boyfriend#mello doodle#tom is a paladin bc he loves to be the hero who saves the day!!#oath of the ancients because being the light spoke to him#also he looks good in green#peter is a half elf bc they are the most attractive don't @ me#HE PLAYS A HORN im salty theres no brass instrument for bard in bg3#he is workin that poofy bard outfit#clark is a seldarine drow...it suits him bc drow are outcast but seldarine are ~different~ and trying to prove themselves#he also likes magic and morally gray characters who could tip between good and evil#sam is a cute cleric who keeps all his buddies healed#idk what his religion is...i need to study up on those#maybe he worships the unicorn religion idk#op monk garth is gonna CUT A BITCH#he prob just gets all these ohkos all day every day#peter dies the most and needs to be revived all the time#he needs to lay off the cutting words#poptart is a cheeky little devil who will lock pick the door to your bedroom and steal your underwear#and he basically just loots everything and keeps winding up encumbered#Doug trying to speak past his teef: Hghfhgfhfhrhrrhhgbhg#I like half orc for him because he would get that second wind of 1hp to help his buddies to the best of his ability#ok im done#was that enough for you
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Starting to think Ren was on to something when he asked if people at Darkwick knew what personal space was because I just got Alan's campus chat with Leo and that motherfucker doesn't knock and doesn't care
#pei plays tokyo debunker#i love leo but damn i bet Sho locks every door he ever touches because of him
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“It wasn’t really Namor’s fault that Ramonda died” IT WAS. IT WAS. WHY ARE YOU TRYING TO TAKE THIS AWAY? I’M SORRY IF YOU CAN’T STOMACH NAMOR NOT BEING PERFECT BUT PLEASE STOP. For fucks sake, it was by HIS HAND the queen died! Yeah there were outside factors pushing Wakanda and Talokan towards conflict but stop trying to erase the fact he has and would kill people!
#i hate you mcu fandom i hate your stupid namor is a symbol for a wet dick bc he is a serpent and serpents are one eyed snake symbols#i hate your stupid apologism for actions that were clearly done in character just bc you wanna ship the main leads#i hate your hades and persephone attachment to this or making namor the beast to shuri's beauty#i hate every single time you compare namor to mcu wendy and i hate when namor/shuri is compared to reylo#i hate your x reader fics where namor is used as a dick on legs and constantly sexualized for the white fans in the grossest way#i hate your cold as fuck takes on my beloved characters that makes me want to spit in disgust!!!#I am slamming the doors on fandom and locking it behind me because I do not want to interact with any mcu namor fans who act this way#rant has been building up slowly these last few months i just hate that my once fun space is filled with absolutely tone deaf morons#anti mcu fandom
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there is genuinely something so deeply wrong with that man (my father)
#1. he doesn’t lock the doors except for the bathroom door (which he locks on the way out)#2. he keeps all the lights on and all the blinds and curtains open 24/7#3. he doesn’t sleep w/ a blanket but he safety pinned fleece blankets around his pillows instead of using a pillowcase#4. will stay up all night talking to the tv as if it will talk back to him#5. throws nuclear level tantrums every single day#et cetera
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Laughing in realizing that Kaveh's problem isn't actually that he forgets his keys. It's that Alhaitham more often than not accidentally(?) takes them both.
#☆ ┆ ( .ooc. );#//It's in his idle and everything#//And the stupid smug lil stray comment in the post Archon quest jhbfgfgg#//Just#Alhaitham: You wouldn't be locked out so often if you made sure to keep track of yours keys#Kaveh: It's not me! I swear those things up and walked off!#Alhaitham; much later after rifling through his pockets: Oh shit...my bad lmao-#//Still love the idea of BOTH of them not realizing Haiyi's the problem all along tho lol#//Haitham just never admits it like 'If he rlly paid attention and realized it was me; I'll never know peace aaaaa'#//Also bc he finds it kinda funny seeing Kaveh moping at their front door every time it happens#//And Kav never questions it bc he's too busy being caught up in the relief of finally being able to get back in the house
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#103.#when will my tags return from war#➤ roger collins & victoria winters. ┊ pain sometimes precedes pleasure,miss winters.#➤ roger collins. ┊ I and my ghosts want a drink.#➤ victoria winters. ┊ because she’s lost and lonely. because she looks in shadows.#idk. i'm not sure why this scene has been on my mind lately. maybe because there are lots of instances of this in the novels –#of roger hearing her in distress; rushing to her bedroom; or to find her in the yard; or at the bottom of the stairs.#and she's always; eternally; suspicious of him (not without reason. most suspiciously behaved man in the immediate area usually.)#but i do find it... oh. endearing in roger's way that he is sincere about this.#he'll show up and make snarky comments and absolutely refuse to believe her about whatever ghost or person she saw. and he'll be#a bit of an ass. but he does respond to her calls for help every time. and he does (before he dons his usual mask of Performance)#genuinely worry for her. certainly enough that he comes running down the hallway and busting in her door to check on her.#he's a little too free about entering her bedroom without knocking when it isn't locked but. that's just who he is as a person.#and also Everyone feels free to enter her bedroom without knocking when the door's open. perks of the job. >:(
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