#he knows how i know the automation things lmaooooo

[roseband]

so... now if i bring concert freebies or banners to a concert one of my production leads is working, does that mean i have to give this man in his late 50s/early 60s friendship bracelets or keychains lol

[theironfam]

SPOILERS FOR SMH

okay okay so Jane @hotmesspepper and I just finished watching smh and it was amazing!!!!

the biggest takeaway for me from this movie was that i honestly genuinely love this kid, pete, like he’s my own flesh and blood. He’s freakishly strong yet so small, vulnerable and innocent (like when he confronts criminals, it’s ‘you’re a criminal and you’re stealing weapons and that’s bad and i must do everything in my power to stop you from doing this bad thing and possibly harming other people in the process, even if said people I’m protecting includes you’). the burden of responsibility that he puts on himself is massive for this kid - honestly some of the situations that he got into literally had me stressed TF OUT. During half of the actions sequences, I was squeezing Jane’s arm so hard, she probs has bruises!!! But despite all the gADDAMN injuries, pete still pushes through he is a hERO. legit though, any time the kid was crying or was on the verge of tears, my heart tore apart - i felt like leaping through the movie and hiding him in my purse HUGGING HIM and protecting him from all the bad things in the world TT.TT

okay so other awesome moments

- gym teacher’s quote (or something to that effect) re cap’s exercise video: ‘pretty sure he’s a war criminal now but who cares, the video’s been approved by the state(?)’

- Tony telling pete to go easy on Happy because ‘I’ve seen his ecocardiogram. It’s not that great.’

- When an automated suit which Tony is controlling wirelessly from a wedding in INDIA (LMAO WTF’S HE DOING there that made no sense) saves pete from the river, and then tony’s voice goes onto say re Pete’s suit: ‘I put everything in the suit, including this heater’ and then proceeds to dry pete’s suit then and there.

- Tony’s comment to a random person at the wedding while talking to pete, ‘sorry [dealing with a] teenager,’ like the dad that he is!!

- LMAO when flash thompson gets pissed at pete after pete initially ditched decathalon but then decided to join at the last minute ‘You can’t just ditch us then expect a welcome back,’ where immediately after their teacher goes to pete, ‘Peter! Welcome back.’

- KAREN!!!

- Karen showing Pete recorded footage of him pretending to be thor and wielding a tiny as wooden hammer, ‘It is I, Thor, son of Odin.’

- INSTANT KILL LMAOOOOO

- May and Pete having a game play for taking liz to homecoming

- Ned getting caught alone with his laptop at homecoming dance by a teacher (when he was actually being pete’s tech guy and helping him navigate through the city while pete was driving A GODDAMN CAR HE DIDN’T KNOW HOW TO DRIVE), and responding with, ‘I…… was……watching….p o r n……….’  LMAOOO

- HAPPY IN THE HS BATHROOM AND THAT KID WASHING HIS HANDS FOR LIKE FIVE WHOLE HOURS INTERRUPTING HIM while he was thanking peter

- the press conference with 50 reporters!!!!

- PEPPER POTTS

- PEPP ER  MO THER EFFING P OTTS

- ANGEL OF MY HEART

- MY QUEEN

- MY DAUGHTER IN LAW

- MY SON’S WIFE

- ACTUALLY POSSIBLY LITERALLY IS MY SON’S WIFE

- HAPPY WITH THE GODDAMN RING HE’S BEEN CARRYING FOR EIGHT YEARS I AM DEADDDDDDDDDDDDD

- IRONFAM!!!!!!!!!!!!!