#he is a Skylizard

[chattycups]

MOOD: DEEPLY DEPRESSED AND CONSIDERING TAKING CLOWN APOLOGIST OUT OF MY BIO

[lindsaywesker]

Good morning!  I hope you slept well and feel rested?  Currently sitting in my study, attired only in my blue towelling robe, enjoying my first cuppa of the day.

Welcome to Too Much Information Tuesday.

80% of Britons have a sandwich for lunch.

Britons have 546 words that mean ‘drunk’.

The collective noun for a group of crocodiles is a bask.

For every human on the earth, there are 16,000 mosquitos.

8% of Americans say Valentine’s Day is their least favourite day of the year.

If you ever forget when the kids holidays are, Center Parcs have a handy school holiday finder.

Coin flips are not 50/50.  There is a 51% chance you will end up with whatever side you started with.

In 1970, the banks in Ireland were closed for most of the year so pubs started acting as banks instead.

Britons now spend an average of 66 minutes a day more at home than they did before COVID lockdowns.

A strange noise is keeping the residents of Tampa, Florida awake at night. It’s thought to be fish having loud sex.

According to The Economist, the most expensive city for a romantic date is Shanghai.  The cheapest is Damascus.

You can actually die laughing and a number of people have, typically due to intense laughter causing a heart attack or suffocation.

There is a cardiac surgeon in Missouri called Dr Loki Skylizard.  Dr. Skylizard was allowed to choose his name when he was a child.

There is a species of sea slug that sheds its penis after sex, but quickly regrows it and is able to have sex again within 24 hours.

The ‘scratch’ in the phrase ‘to do something from scratch’ originates from sports where the starting line was actually scratched into the ground.

After author Rie Kudan won one of Japan’s most prestigious literary prizes last month, she revealed that part of the book was written by ChatGPT.

‘Frozen’, and other Disney animated films, include a credit for Disney’s coffee guy.  He is credited with ‘caffeination’ and has his own IMDb page.

Banks have therapists known as a wealth psychologist who help ultra-rich clients, who are unable to mentally cope with their immense wealth.

Okay, that’s enough information for one day.  Have a tremendous & tumultuous Tuesday.  I love you all.

[companionwolf]

Ok WTF I'm STILL getting "bad request" so here, have it in a submission:

I want to change my first name to Puppy, because I like puppies.  And my middle name to Bradford, because I like Bradford and he's my first major fictional love so he's a big influence on me.  My desired last name I will keep secret for anonymity reasons but it's not "ridiculous" at all and is a real last name by sheer coincidence.

If people can change their names to "Loki Skylizard" and "Santa Claus" and "Bacon Double Cheeseburger", I can change my name to "Puppy Bradford *****" (number of asterisks is random), right?  

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Puppy kicks ass as a name, very good, I support you 100%. Chase your bliss, live your best life. Also same hat re: taking Bradford’s name - I’m taking it as a last name bc he’s more a dad to me then my actual dad and also fuck my family I hate those bitches I want no connection left.

[wheezer256]

via Pocket

[loki-god-of-memes]

An 8-year-old boy was allowed to rename himself. He chose the name Loki Skylizard. Opinion?

‘Tis a wonderful name. It would be much better if it was Loki Skydragon.

[saltpeanutslive]

(Via r/todayilearned.)

[boreal-sea]

That’s what I’m talking about.

A fucking child got to change his name to “Loki Skylizard” when he was eight god damned years old

A court will deny a trans adult the right to change their name from Elizabeth to Tom -

but a fucking 8 year old wants to be called Loki Skylizard? SURE!

His parents allowed him and his sister to change their names at age 8 if they wanted to — and of course, an eight-year-old would pick a name that an eight-year-old would love. Loki Skylizard MD FCCP is now a thoracic surgeon in Frederick, Maryland.

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[kholden83]

He's a doctor now. And still called Loki Skylizard.

An 8-year-old boy was allowed to rename himself. He chose the name Loki Skylizard. Opinion?

‘Tis a wonderful name. It would be much better if it was Loki Skydragon.