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realsafari · 10 months ago

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Throwback to when I was in second grade and me and my lesbian qp girlfriend pissed in this guys water bottle bc he bullied me and put sand in mine <3

#safari is the best browser #safari posts #yes this did actually happen #we planned it for like 2 weeks #I just unlocked this as a forbidden memory while I was supposed to be writing #arguably very weird thing to do #he didn’t drink it tho #I don’t think at least #yeah I deserve some intense judgement for this

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turtleblogatlast · 8 months ago

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Every day I’m haunted by the fact the boys happily swim in sewer water

Even if it’s filtered somehow there’s no way it’s not still nasty 😭 Bet they can defeat any of their villains just by accidentally giving them diseases I swear

#rottmnt #rise of the teenage mutant ninja turtles #bless their hearts but they’re nasty #it’s funny because like #each and every one of them has moments #where they’re a typical disgusting teenage boy #and then the next they have STANDARDS #can’t blame Leo for being so determined to go to a spa #even if he nearly licked his own foot that’s prob cleaner than anything else the boys have been up to in years 💀#thank you shelldon for all your hard work cleaning after then 🙏#they’re all gross teenage boys!!!#even Donnie he is NO exception here #bro was DRINKING A BEVERAGE while wading through sewer water he is just as gross as his bros #bro also talks with his mouth full he is no more refined than his equally gross bros fr and I love it #but yeah no way that water isn’t disgusting even filtering it would still leave grime on the walls of the sewer for yearsss #pros of them moving into an abandoned subway system is fixing their sense of smell enough to not be as gross #100% that’s part of why they didn’t mind being so filthy pre shelldon #because I mean they were literally raised in the sewers and they’re teenage boys like that’s a double whammy #THEY ALSO DONT WEAR SHOES #the few times any of them do the shoes are discarded before heading home 💀#I love them tho they are endearing anyhow #April’s immune system must be godlike just being around them fr #honestly no joke Mikey’s probably the cleanest of them all #just by virtue of being a chef #Leo I see as a mixture since he no doubt loves to pamper himself so he’s clean like #a percentage of time before he goes out and ruins his own hard work #Donnie is similar in that he’s just VERY SELECTIVE about what he thinks is too gross #Raph may be more on the stinky end but it’s not his fault he has his stinks and eats things of dubious origin(esp since his bros ate poison)#Donnie and Leo really have the gall to be sick about Raph eating the origami salami but they have no room to talk #all their villains are prob like please stay away from us we have salmonella now

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danothan · 9 months ago

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lemme complain abt a non-issue for a second, does anyone else feel like being a hater over flatline’s redesign?

she went from hot topic teenage anime girl swag

to millenial that would befriend you to sell essential oils

simone di meo when i get my hands on you.

#i do think it’s cute that she’s got a little pink drink in both versions tho #she’s soo pink-coded #(presumably) strawberry-flavor enjoyer #flatline #nika flatline #damian wayne #dc #danbles #panels #i hated damian’s redesign at first but i’m okay w it now bc he looks like the anime boy of his dreams and i can support wish fulfillment #literally if they didn’t whitewash the hell out of him it would be fine #ohhhh di meo when i get my hands on you.

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4ever2000lover · 4 months ago

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Sebastian after knowing that his daughter gotten selected to the Hufflepuff house (she was his last hope…)

#hogwarts legacy #sebastian sallow #hogwarts legacy mc #magnolia maharaj #sebastian sallow headcanons #he is a PROUDLY slytherin #This man didn’t sleep that night #Magnolia is cheering tho #And drinking his tears #Rose is a Slytherin/Hufflepuff

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akkivee · 11 months ago

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eepy baby omg 🥺🥺🥺 (he’s drunk and in college)

#this is vee speaking #hypanispoilers #hitoya ya party animal lmao (why he’s in bad ass temple lmao)#based on the way kikoku seems to view jakurai i bet he and hitoya got along well lol #like jakurai pointed out the loneliness he’s probably feeling and yet here is hitoya at his party #and they were probably drinking together too based on the proximity of kikoku’s drink to hitoya #like that stage hitojaku duet where hitoya recognised jakurai looked a little lonely at the top #i wouldn’t be surprised if he did it again with kikoku 🥺🥺🥺#tho it probably didn’t last long with the war and hitoya switching majors because of old haunts 😭😭😭😭😭😭#i like our rhyme anima ocs this season lol they’re so interesting

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dutybcrne · 5 months ago

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Kaeya: Diluc gets rid of things he doesn’t need anymore…with how much he resents me, I must be no different-

Diluc:

Never banned Kaeya from the tavern, even with their History and how much Kaeya pesters him there nor makes any moves to

Kept every single letter Kaeya wrote to him while in Snezhnaya, which was also the vast majority correspondence penned by one person he kept in the Winery's stash (every Letter in Beautiful Handwriting/Hidden Strife Event)

Kept the fucken vase Kaeya used on a whim to give his Vision back in, even if it did NOT match the decor of the Winery (Genshin Manga/Venti SQ/Kaeya Hangout)

Was extremely patient with Kaeya accusing him of casting aside Crepus' legacy in response to him telling Kaeya to drink responsibly (Venti SQ)

In that same dialogue, was more in disbelief/offended that Kaeya seemed to believe he would ever think of callously throwing him out than by Kae's comment abt Crepus of all things (Venti SQ)

Stayed with Kaeya on the island the entire time, no matter how much they bickered, even though he could have gone after one of the others or even taken off on his own like they did instead (Midsummer Island Adventure)

Was genuinely surprised/touched when Kae revealed he thought fondly of their childhood days gathering seashells (Echoing Tales)

Let himself get arrested for Kaeya’s harebrained scheme to save a little girl Luc didn't even know about previously, and RIGHT after Kaeya outright accused HIM of being the murderer too (Genshin Manga)

Gave Kaeya a free drink without being asked when he came to visit him to deliver the aforementioned vase after the scheme was complete (Genshin Manga)

Never refuted Kaeya's claim that Dawn Winery was his home too, nor Kae's claims that people had every right to visit 'home' during festival seasons (Weinlesefest)

Let Kaeya score free booze for the Knights to distribute for the Weinlesefest to help better their image, that Lisa specifically sent Kaeya to ask of Diluc bc she KNEW Diluc wouldn’t say no to him (Weinlesefest)

Expressed he would have Elzer speak with Hertha bc Kaeya mentioned the Knights' financial situation as an afterthought, despite how much Diluc dislikes the Knights (Weinlesefest)

Got moody bc Kaeya didn’t want to stay for dinner and IMMEDIATELY jumped at the chance to make Kaeya stay when Addie intervened to insist (Weinlesefest)

Lets and NEVER stops the servants from referring to Kaeya as ‘master’ too (They do so freely in front of him in Weinlesefest & Kaeya Hangout in particular)

Was perfectly okay with Kaeya staying at the Winery when he left, even after their dispute (Letter with Clear Handwriting/Hidden Strife)

Always remembers every single one of Kaeya’s silly excuses to try and get free wine out of him, and teases him for forgetting which he’s already used & precisely how long ago he did (Kaeya Hangout)

Is said, by Elzer, to in fact be completely fine with Kaeya stealing drinks from the Winery, even if he outwardly complains abt it (Kaeya Hangout)

Solemnly asks about Kaeya when he thinks Kaeya already left, and unpromptedly talks him up to Traveler in regards to Kae's own ability to the Winery (Kaeya Hangout)

#//The fact that this list is so LONG speaks for itself jdngft #//Fruits of my research for a Thing I'm writing and I just #//cjkbrdg #☆ ┆ ( .ooc. );#//I think my favorite detail is Luc getting pissy Kae didn’t want to stay and dine during Weinlesefest; like bro #//What did you THINK he was gonna do when you greeted him so coldly compared to Traveler djfbfb #//Luc is SO doting and Kae’s just #//‘Hm he’s changed too much since we were kids…he’s gonna throw me out of his life as easy as he sold our childhood home-‘#//I still find it so funny that THAT was Kae’s tirade of a response to Luc telling him to drink responsibly #//Like #//mans fucken ESCALATED that so gottdam fast #//Kae feels uncertain in his own hangout abt going to the Winery when Luc is there; when the man was prolly happy to see him stop by #//Moody yes; but then you talk to Luc AFTERwards; and he’s asking if Kae left yet like he didn’t actually WANT him to #//The mixed fucken messages; I swear to fucken god #//My goddamn clowns #//Their fight made difficult for them both to communicate things at times; but it's ironically KAEYA who finds it the hardest #//KAEYA who can smoothtalk his way through practically anything and can seemingly handle people & tough situations with such ease #//Meanwhile Diluc is continuously showing his care the best way he knows how via these indirect/wordless gestures #//Also can we give props to how Luc didn't even WANT to admit he kept the vase in Venti SQ but outright TELLS Kae he kept it in his Hangout #//The GROWTH. That or Luc's getting real tired of Kae acting like he doesn't care/want him around mdfbfkgf #//He's so fucken doting; I C R Y #//Such good big bro #//Weinlesefest's things will forever my faves tho kjgf #//'Surely you wouldn't DREAM of DISAPPOINTING ADELINDE?' Oh I bet Addie wouldn't be the ONLY one so disappointed by Kae not staying ngvsfdg

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sophplanetoflove · 6 months ago

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Why does love love peace peace have to be such a banger

Like Måns and Petra are literally mocking Eurovision in this but it actually slaps 💪💪

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tariah23 · 6 months ago

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One of the white guys at the pool made a joke saying some shit like “Tariah!” And I was like “yeah, you got it right-“ and he was like “do I get shots for getting it right-“ and I didn’t catch the joke and was like “do you want a cup or” and he was like “it wasn’t a rly good joke sorry-“ lmfaoooo but i remembered his name as well and he was like ^^! I was just embarrassed because I didn’t get the joke because I was too caught up in complaining about anime online, sorry I’m a failure-

#the people here are nice tho #he seems nice trying to make small talk and stuff lol #rambling #I had to tell some Russian dudes to turn down their music because a lady complained and those same ppl got a complaint for smoking as well #the security came up since I guess the lady called and he was like ‘you didn’t smell the smoke?’#I really didn’t do they must’ve just started tbh #and it’s open air so of course #I’m sitting here in the corner I’m not a babysitter #my job is just to check ppl in at the pool but I didn’t know that they couldn’t smoke #they can drink tho #which is crazy since why is smoking not allowed either but getting drunk is 😭…

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sh5 · 8 months ago

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it’s probably been since high school the last time I really scrubbed through memories like this to find (insane) proof that my crush likes me back. and this crush is a 50 y/o man. and my professor.

#I’m like. listing things off in my head. he invited me over for drinks. he called me intelligent and sensitive. he’s obsessed with an old #gay writer who loved young men. like. if he didn’t have a girlfriend at this very moment……………#not a wife tho! 👍#lee speaks #guys this is tmi but like. I’m like. if i could just drop to my knees and say ‘make me your Hendrick C Andersen and you can be my Henry #James and you can call me beloved boy and your apartment can be the lamb house and’ <- DO YOU SEE THE ISSUE #prof posting

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kendallroygf · 9 months ago

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kind of embarrassing but ive spent the last two days kind of going a bit insane over alexander and hephaestion . cringe

#sorry but that anecdote about queen statira confusing hephaestion for alexander and his wuthering heights ass reply …. cmon…..#it’s so insane to think abt tho …. he didn’t eat or drink for three days he cut his hair short meanwhile his lovers ashes were scattered #around babylon ….. liek sorry but i need some hbo tv show abt them not fucking heart stopper or whatever this is why hannibal was so good #like that bit where hannibal was like haha btw we’re literally achilles and patroclus #also imagine literally being known as the god-king but every night ur getting fucked stupid by ur advisor/general/second in command .#sorry but the fujoshi in me heard abt them in 1 greek warfare lecture and ran w ittttt

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devilishdelights · 1 year ago

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i like the idea of mc and the brothers all sitting in the common room gossiping and talking shit together at the end of the week

#and it’s like the only time the brothers r all on the same page and not being assholes to one another #don’t get me wrong it definitely can happen and can end up with them all arguing and storming off BUT #it starts off good #lucifer doesn’t gossip he just sits and drinks wine and revels #unless he drinks a lil TOO much. then he’s talking shit and everyone has their attention completely on him bc damn this guy has shit to say!#prime gossipers tho are satan and asmo 100%#belphie is one on the dl he hears EVERYTHING bc everyone thinks he’s asleep #the thing is he’s just “oh was that something i should’ve shared with you guys?’’ like he’s just sitting on the biggest drama EVER and #doesn’t say anything bc he just doesn’t think to do so. but when he does >>>>#he says the most wildest shit so nonchalantly and acts surprised when others have a bigger reaction #anyway 🤝. i have every right to project onto belphie. we r one in the same #him: *sleeps all the time* me: omg he’s just like me fr ‼️#dang these tags r long as fuck i didn’t think i typed THAT much. anyway goodnight lol

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garoujo · 1 year ago

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nagi takes a sip of my coffee from over my shoulder every morning when i offer my mug to him even tho he knows he’s gonna screw his nose up and nuzzle into the crook of my neck with a little drowsy grumble after cause he doesn’t like it :<

#ʚ・◞📎 — em entry.#᩠ ❥ ࿐ seishiro!#LIKE WHY DO U DRINK IT THEN #he’d probs get even grumpier if i didn’t offer tho #he likes having things i have #plus i could offer him anything & he’d take it

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akkivee · 6 months ago

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the nugget at the top was not part of today’s dinner but he made good company lol

#this is vee speaking #i will refrain from making another vore joke tho i can’t just have that be my only joke today LOL #*has clearly made a vore joke*#we got out of our house to eat since we don’t have any food lol #we expect power to be back by monday 😭😭😭😭😭😭#driving here tho you could see the damage the storm did to our neck of the woods but since the city is large #it was crazy seeing the storm didn’t touch an area 10 minutes away lmao #anyway i think kuukou would like mexican lol #like it’s a lot of bold flavours and spices lol #i don’t see any reason why jyushi and hitoya wouldn’t but lol #i kinda want to know if hitoya is a margarita guy lol he tends drink unmixed alcohol 🤔🤔🤔

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sportsallover · 2 years ago

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Me after the pursuits: I do miss Émilien tho… Okay, now on to the Strade Bianche.

Cycling commentator: And we actually have a guest participating in today’s race! Émilien Jacquelin is helping out the team of his friend Nans Peters.

Me: 😌

#they didn’t show him tho #he was helping with ravitaillement #(is that the word in English too? I’m too lazy to look for the word. It’s when they get the little bags with stuff to eat and drink.)#anyway I was happy to hear about him #biathlon #cycling #Strade Bianche

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mymelodyisme · 2 years ago

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MyShane AFTER the birthday incident was a little rocky. Mys came into the bar the next day to talk to Shane about what had happened. First he nervously lies and said that nothing happened between them last night and it must’ve been a dream. And though mys tries to fight it, she accepts his words. And then she FINALLY tries to tell Shane about how she feels about him and he rejects her 😭

#mys: Shane I really li-#Shane: *stops her from speaking* you’re my best friend right mys?#mys: yeah…#Shane: I… I want to keep it that way.#mys: … me too..#he absolutely wrecked her then 😭#she just stared at the table so silent until Emily came up with her lemonade #she didn’t even drink it she just got up and left #😔 things go back to normal mostly after a few days and then the boyfriend comes around 🤪#that’s when Shane realized he’s an idiot #when someone else (someone Shane thought could be better) came in and be realized he loved her too much now #myshane♥️#adding: I do think mys stayed on the farm those few days only getting out of bed to take care of the animals and the crops them hopping #back in to cry a lot #she was not okay #and she didn’t want to go into town just to pretend that she was #🥺 especially not to shane’s face #so she stayed home and then everything stayed the same except now she gave up on the idea that maybe one day they’d get the chance to #actually date #he was still her favorite person tho

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meltysblood · 2 years ago

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the way alucard is disgusted by suicide

#✩: star.txt #suicide mention tw #the way he decided to sire seras bc she didn’t resign to the shitty fate she was locked in #the way the only thing that he ever regretted is resigning himself to become an immortal beast #but never once has he regret getting revenge on everyone who hurt him even though it made him that immortal beast #the way he dislikes how humans fret over aging because he would love to #the way that even tho he calls seras a coward for not drinking blood right away #he envies that she is still attached to her human heart #the way he gets angry at anderson for copping out #but walter copping out is just bitterly hilarious to him #the way immortality just made alucard both crave sea #*death #and also made him angry at humans who don’t appreciate what they have

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