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crowcoven · 2 years ago

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the second I’m done exams I’m starting a silly little modern au where the lannister kiddos are happy and (mostly) get along

This is due to much therapy, modern education regarding hey! Maybe don’t fuck your siblings! and Hey! People sadly die in childbirth, not the babies fault! so they’re dysfunctional but would die for each other and go to brunch to complain about tywin

think umbrella academy except without superpowers

#I've also decided it's gonna have a ren fare #also braime cause duh #can't decide if Cersei's gonna date Oberyn and Ellaria or date Taena #but either way her and Jaime are both bi #probably also tyrion #oh also tyrion is marrying Shae #he dated tysha at some point but she had to move away #they still talk tho! She's also good friends with Shae now and is living her best life #I might randomly kill Tywin just cause #he just has a stroke on the shitter and fucking dies #ooo also Dany and Drogo own a reptile rescue/horse ranch #don't ask how that works #also Dany rents the horses at the ren fare an she's dubbed the queen because of it #also cause Jaime exposed her dad for being a dick which caused the fall of targaryen empire they had beef for awhile #but when Dany learned how much of a dick her dad was they quickly became friends #but as an apology for kinda forcing her to love close to poverty when shit hit the fan Jaime plays her personal knight at the fare #Cersei is kinda jealous for awhile cause Jaime's her knight fuck you #but then she gets wine drunk with Dany after the show one day and Drogo and Jaime find them doubled over in laughter gossiping

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