#he could have killed my baby

[cloama]

So many women helped me in my twenties and I believe in strong intergenerational friendships. I am a proud work mom to several young ladies. But y'all...

Lord this lil girl just called me at 2am. Her boyfriend wrecked his truck while speeding and losing control. The side she usually sits on was crushed. She wasn't in the car but it scared the hell out of her because I'd just spoken to her about her speeding tickets and Sage driving.

She builds trucks from the ground up so she's a fan of pushing her vehicles. But being an automotive enthusiast and dating someone who is a careless driver doesn't mean you get to risk your and everyone else's lives too. "You're not invincible, you're 22" etc etc.

So yeah, his young ass almost died on a Saturday night and she's a bit shaken up. She called me saying she was gonna stop speeding and that I was right. She spoke about how scary it all was, seeing him in the hospital even though he's fine. His whole family was there at 1am. I told her if I'm just her friend and even I answered my phone in a panic, can you imagine his mother? That's her child.

And seriously, getting her call made me realize I made the right choice to not have kids because that 2am call...honey. My heart fell in my ass. I'm just a work mom. I'm supposed to be paying for lunch, giving Sephora gift cards and maybe taking you to the airport.

[ashleyeveerson]

Haven't been able to think about anything other than the victorian/edwardian/WW1 twink and his 80's punk almost-boyfriend for a week, send help

[yuwuta]

gojo assistant to gojo househusband is EVERYTHING to me he’d be so good at it. packing up bentos before work, visiting u for a lunch break, visiting u for a shoulder and neck massage. hes just so cute. i bet that even when he gets to a househusband role he’d still do some assistant duties and he absolutely is against u getting another assistant bc he’s been that guy and he knows u are too easily fallen in love with. he’d probably only give up that role to someone that he trusts 100% and knows that won’t fall in love with you like yuuta and even then he probs gets a tiny bit irrationally jealous when yuuta knows a lot about your schedule and habits bc that’s HIS job but a lil smooch from u will have him too flustered to even remember what initially ticked him off

when he finally makes it out of the work husband territory, he’s already wildly insufferable as a boyfriend. but when he finally becomes your husband? all bets are off—if people thought satoru couldn’t be louder or prouder of you they were so, so very wrong. he was born for this. 

sends you off with a bento and a kiss every single morning, and then calls you right before lunch time to remind you to actually take your lunch break and eat—and maybe because he wants compliments on the food he made you. when he can’t send you off with lunch, he has yuuta deliver it for you, or he drops it off himself, which is always a welcome surprise, not just for you, but everybody in the office. it’s nice that he’s remembered so fondly, and some days he does miss it, but he wouldn’t trade in being your husband for the world. 

so true about yuuta being his replacement—satoru was very, very thorough in the vetting process of hiring your new secretary. he knows how easy it is to fall in love you, he knows what it’s like to be the work husband and he refuses to hire anybody else who might think even slightly like him. so, call it nepotism or call it favoritism, but yuuta is one of maybe three people satoru actually trusts with the job. turns out yuuta is best suited for it anyway, which brings satoru even more relief. on the days he really misses you, it makes him pout when you recount all the times yuuta saved your ass, but a kiss or two really is he needs to be brought back to reality. 

he’s always calling or texting you with paint samples or fabric samples, and you’ve learned to not try and make sense of satoru’s interior design priorities. you really don’t think that the guest bathroom needs new wallpaper, but he does and if he wants to install it, who are you to stop him. so many days you come home from work and he’s like, “oh, babe, my mom called in a friend of a friend and turns out her husband can make us our own version of that vintage couch you saw in the museum display last week,” which is. absolutely insane because that’s easily a $25,000 couch, but he just waves you off about it and asks you what color you want it in—he’ll handle everything else. 

[welcometogrouchland]

I miss them so bad (Dick and Damian)

[sluckythewizard]

these are A BIT OLD but uhhh here check out these aggio doodles i did forever ago. still VERY happy w my colors :3

[luvnakaharas]

when the category is dazai risking his life to protect those he cares about

[sciderman]

lord i am always thinking about him

[wouteke]

baby wout ice bucket challenge with vastgoed teammates 😭

[pinacoladamatata]

You are a competent paladin. A Nightwarden. Capable of leading soldiers in battle. A formidable woman. Tricked into being mind controlled via your insatiable curiosity. and your baby sister the theater kid saves your ass from some cultists. Everyday Minthara Baenre wakes up.

[tenwhiteandalusians]

so no one was going to tell me if i got literally one episode further tenax drops that he’s the one who saved scorpus from his mom’s pimp AND that he’s intimately familiar with scorpus’ dick when he was younger. guys. guys.

[gildedmuse]

[I do not think there's a comment I can add to this to make it better than it is.]

Here there Strawhats are at a mind altering, greatest ever concert so of course when the singer is attack they jump in to save her.

And then there is Zoro like: Thank Fucking Luffy, Some ACTUAL ENTERTAINMENT.

[sukugo]

gojo visiting yuuta and miguel and deciding that he's going to crash at their place with them, much to miguel's (ignored) objection. so now they're all 3 at miguel's place. and yuuta has his room with his bed. and miguel has his room with his bed. and satoru has nowhere to sleep. so yuuta offers satoru to join him :D and gojo's like yeah!! sure!!! :D but miguel's like NOPE! not happening. which. leaves only satoru having to sleep with him, situation which he has no choice but to accept. and so now gojo has to sleep with him. and now he is having to give satoru his own clothes to use as pajamas. and now he is having to see satoru strip and expose his untouched skin. and the tshirt falls loosely over him, and his hair is over his eyes, softening his features further. and miguel is gulping, a trail of sweat at his back, and his body thrumming with a settling dread. a "you're frightening" he voices to satoru, a wobble lacing his words. satoru chuckles low and soft, dimpled cheeks and crinkled eyes, and it's as sweet as it is terrifying.

[tragically-but-finnally-yours]

i never would have been able to take voldemort seriously. like what do you mean that you couldn’t kill a toddler? you want me to devote my life to you but a baby bested you??

[pumpkinrootbeer]

i really do think the systematic execution of the jedi has kinda sorta ruined all future star wars media for in the sense that i am always going to be thinking about the space empath monks who were genocided. there used to be thousands of them and now there's like. 7. functionally an entire culture dead. they can show me all the grogus in the world, im always going to think about how they had to step over the dead babies.

[angelsberrymilk]

just finished season 4 and ruby when I CATCH YOU. RUBY WHEN I CATCH YOU.

[atopvisenyashill]

not an f&b aegon ii fan, not a hotd aegon ii fan, but a secret third thing (a fan of the aegon ii that only exists in my mind)