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ezekiel dump from my sketchbook woahhhhhhhhh
#td ezekiel#tdi#he looks like he burnt the house down#he commited arson. arrest him.#chubby ezekiel RAHHHHHHHHH#he's so transmasc
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Hi hello, would you look at that, huh! Saw this lil fella on our backyard a dozen times already.. he looked lonely and it's getting cold here, so maybe I should take him in -
You seem to know a thing or two about bugs and I never seen one like this! So I thought I could ask for advice, like is he the friendly kind at all?
(Couldn't take much pictures cuz he kept wiggling around đđ)
I G A S P E D
THE LITTLEST OF GUYS
#MARKETABLE PLUSHIE ROBBIE REAL?!?!?!?!#AWEAWEAWEAWEAWEEEEEEEEE THE LITTLEST OF GUYSSSSSSSSSS THERE HE ISSSSS;;;;;;;;;#Very friendly lil guy- he probably got lost again following a frog or smth-#Survived off of eating dandelions and some dirtâŠ#And possibly a orange peel or two-#AWEEEEEEEEEE LITTOL GUYYYY;;;;;;;#He may head butt your ankle for attention if you leave him alone for too longâ (or nibble you)#robbieeeeeee ;;;;;; he looks so lovely and handsomeeee;;;#him in his natural habitat⊠what crimes has he committed before being found?#(Possibly arson and/or tax fraud- heâs on the run with a warrant out for his arrest)#So many possibilities you can do with the lil guy⊠like spin him around in a tight hug or throw him at a wall-#So cuuuteee waaAAAAhh ;;;;;#Robbie robs#must put this in his tag cause he deserves it JDDHHDH#AWEEAWEEEEEEE I LOVE THIS SO MUCH YOU HAVE NO IDEAAAAA
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*dabi felt kinda bored and lonely so he decided to commit a little arson hoping that some handsome wing hero would fly here to arrest him*
dabi: *waiting for hawks to come* all right... play it cool. play it cool.
hawks: *lands in front of dabi* the fuck are you doing in my patrol area? put it off hot stuff, you couldâve just called, you know?
dabi: *playing it cool* AHAHAHAHAHAH *laughing maniacally and throwing more fire* i broke my phone.
*meanwhile hawks waiting for every arson report*
tokoyami: hawks-san why are you always going on fire missions? isnât fire your biggest weakness?
hawks: yes, it is my dear intern. in many ways.
#dabi lost it#hotwings pure energy#they canât be normal#everyone is like: save me pro hero hawks! đ©#but dabi is like: arrest me pro hero hawks đ#dabi is hawks biggest weakness#dorks#tokoyami you donât know shit#hotwings incorrect quotes#my hero academia#dabi#incorrect bnha quotes#incorrect hotwings quotes#hawks#hotwings#toya todoroki#bnha dabi#keigo takami#toukei#fumikage tokoyami#my hero acedamia#boku no hero academia#bnha#mha#league of villains#dabihawks#dabihawksweek24#dabi x hawks
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dunno if I should call this a headcanon or a theory and I know Horikoshi just went with what looked cool but the more I think about Dabi's initial design when he came to the League in the context of what we learned about him and what we saw happen to him during the second war, the less sense it makes that his body was already in that state.
according to the anime, he was learning by watching Endeavor's videos online. before Sekoto, he wasn't learning from any source at all and went about his training intuitively, but after Sekoto I strongly doubt he would be actively practicing his quirk, for a multitude of reasons. his body was still healing from the skin transplantation, the trauma associated with accidentally burning himself to death, plainly not having a place to train a fire quirk, which tend to be flashy and to use your quirk in public, having a provisional license is required, otherwise he risks getting arrested. he did a very good job staying out of the public's eye for the 7 years since he escaped AFO, who was also implied to be unaware of Touya surviving for so long.
so as far as we know, all he did for those 7 years is lay low and be very online. which makes his remark to Spinner hilarious ngl, at least Spinner sprung up to action as soon as he saw something that had inspired him, while Dabi had spent 7 whole years sitting on his very personal trauma and not going to therapy.
when Giran brings him to Shigaraki, he doesn't share any information about Dabi save for him being very invested in Stain's ideology. no criminal records, maybe, but not even a word of his absurdly strong quirk? no mentions of arson at all? they did discuss Toga making it to the news, so Dabi being left out like that was a bit weird in the context of the conversation, like him seeking out Stain's contacts was enough reason to let him join the League. he won't be useful to you, Shigaraki, but he's got the spirit. please take him in, he has nowhere else to go?
if you really look at the way Dabi uses his quirk until MVA, it's noticeable how he seems to have no idea what he is doing. there's no technique, no finesse to his moves, just throwing out huge blasts of fire with his hands and hoping for the threat to leave him alone.
when Shigaraki attacked him (fully provoked) his reaction was too slow to summon any flames at all, and if it weren't for Kurogiri, that would have been it for Dabi.
When he is fighting Geten and starts going beyond his limit, he scares himself with the increased fire output. because, yup, overusing his quirk by accident was the source of his trauma.
the databook puts his technique as the weakest of his stats. his power is huge and eventually allowed him to become the strongest fire quirk user in the BNHA universe, but his technique was extremely lacking.
all of the above just doesn't paint the picture of someone who has been consistently mastering his quirk for 7 years. rather, it gives the picture of someone who had just started using his quirk for the first time in years, having background training from his childhood.
it's not even that Dabi isn't hardworking as hell or doesn't have the potential to be trained, because he's a complete opposite. continuously going beyond his limit, despite his own body getting in his way, mastering Enji and Shouto's complicated techniques they have worked for weeks/months/years on in a matter of minutes after just observing it. surely, he has been watching Enji and learning the way his father uses his quirk for years, but putting theory to practice? i doubt he even had the chance, before joining LOV.
he had to wait, because starting to actively use his quirk sets the clock into motion, counting down the time he has left. he is like a candle, destroying himself with his fire, until nothing is left at all. he had to make sure his plan of revenge will have a chance to succeed before fully committing to the 'Dabi' route, a slow and agonizing process of cremating himself by continuously using his quirk. because when he really starts using his quirk for long stretches of time? this is what happens to him.
to conclude this post, I know why the final design was chosen (because it's cool as fuck) but after analyzing the crucial points of Touya's story and his relationship with his quirk, I really think him joining the League with post-coma design would have made more sense. once he had started really using his quirk, his body would slowly degrade to the state Dabi's was in, because his fire literally melts his skin. but his body already having 40% surface third degree burns, when he didn't even use his quirk the entire time, perfectly holding up up until the first war arc and then quickly starting to burn down? idk, seems a bit inconsistent?..
anyway, i love the concept of Dabi's skin slowly and inevitably burning down after he had joined the League. him losing more and more skin until there's barely anything left, when he reveals himself to his father and is bitter at the lack of recognition, because burning himself to the point of being unrecognizable was one of the many sacrifices he had made to be finally seen by Endeavor.
also, more of this. because this was bittersweet as hell
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Dating them (ft. Our mentally insane characters)
Characters: Sparkle, Nikolai, Scar
Event Masterlist: Here
Warnings: Chasing (scar), Yandere behaviours
- For someone who lives life as if she were a side character, she treats you like your own protagonist
- Scenarios come into her mind and she recreates them as if youâre the hero coming to rescue her
- You both would also have matching masks and sheâd tell you to wear it whenever youâre sad or you miss her
- Loves scaring you whenever she appears behind or in front of you
- Also loves talking while cuddling, youâre sitting on her lap, lying down while she talks on about her next plans with the masked fools
- Ever time you guys cuddle its pretty much her explaining her plan to kill the world
- Or she explains her genius plans, like how she managed to get elios script in Penacony
- All of the masked fools know you, even if youâve never seen them-Sparkle just loves bragging about you to all of them
- Sparkle isnât a huge jealous person, she knows you wonât leave her for someone who just approached you
- Once they leave you and go off on their own sparkle gives them a little âchatâ (also known as her destroying their confidence)
- Another big talker when cuddling
- Talks about his plans to kill people or commit arson, all with a happy face
- He loves your input on his plans too! Killing methods and such-or even if you want to help him heâd love that
- His type is also crazy so he would literally die for you if you were crazy/willing to kill with him
- Especially if its a cop you just killed who threatened to arrest or shoot him
- Loves when you murder to protect him <3
- He would also murder anyone for you
- Kissing him while he teleports you guys away <3
- Fyodor, Sigma and Fukuchi know you and expect you to be wherever Nikolai is
- So much so that youâve joined the DOA and whatever he knows is now your information too
- Scar is another person who loves when youâre crazy along with him-I mean he literally introduced himself as being a âcruel and twisted maniacâ
- So obviously he didnât expect to have someone as loving as you
- Causing chaos together with him >>>
- Loves going on missions with you-even if you arenât in the Fractsidus, heâs brings you along anyway
- Unless itâs completely dangerous, he knows he can protect you and murder everyone around him-but heâd rather not bring you into complete harm
- Scar does love when he scares you though-the thrill of chasing you down and revealing it was him all along
- Hes also very vocal about his needs, if he wants to cuddle you he will announce it to the world and you
- Scar is also one to get jealous and tell you about it
#bungou stray dogs#bsd x reader#bungo stray dogs x reader#bungo stray dogs#nikolai x reader#nikolai gogol x reader#bsd#hsr#honkai star rail x reader#sparkle x reader#sparkle hsr#chiara.summer.event#chiara.writes#wuwa x reader#scar x reader#wuwa scar x reader#wuwa#wuthering waves#wuthering waves x reader
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most likely to commit arson for the thrill of it
kitty tbhâŠâŠ but also mouse and shes more likely to get away with it !!! kitty n mouse would be such an iconic duo tbhâŠâŠâŠ hmm thinking about a new universe âŠâŠâŠ the cat and mouse universe aka the tom and jerry universe where itâs kitty x jj x mouse as a throupleâŠâŠ.. kitty is sassy n loud mouthed n mouse is shy and sneaky and both equally as mischievousâŠâŠ.. jj has a hard time keeping them in check but they make it up to him at the end of the day by making out around his tip !!!!!!
theyâre always borderline manipulating him to get away with doing the crazy n often criminal things that they doâŠâŠâŠ jj picking them both up from the station when they get joint arrested and all the officers are blaming jj and kitty for corrupting mouse !!! and shes acting all innocent too !!!!! jj gives them hell on the drive home n they start touching on him at the red light all 'jayj we didnt meaaaan to get caughttttt' !!!!!
the girls like to get drunk n wander round the beach in their tiny bikinis looking all spring breakers til jj is finished dealing drugsâŠâŠ then they come back to him and he smokes them out for free cos theyâre his girls !!!! anyway im on a tangent
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Haya everyone Resi here
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I apologize beforehand because I cannot type dysgraphia is a bitch (I also use voice to type I am not sorry) and I'm also your local Southerner and Christian (tasteful kind) here in the U.S. of A.
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đ§ŒMwđ & â€ïžDp&Wđ
My fics :
DP&W
(how I picture the characters)
Deadclawâs Adoption Agency- Wade and Logan end up adopting an army of misfits and create a home for those without one.
Meeting the Uncle- What happens when Laura runs into Sabretooth in the void?
What Comes Around Goes Around- The X-Men don't know how to feel about this new logan and have some horrible realizations about their own
Bloodline Spite- Laura doesn't like the X-men because of how they treated Logan
The Spider and The Mini Wolverine- Peter befriends Laura and the Avengers are in for a shock
Past Ghosts- Steve meets a man he thought long dead
What is the Deal With Thoes Two?- Students POV on Deadpool and Wolverine
Aftermath and Consequences- The Consequences of the Odyssey Monologue
COD
(Not a fic but the Captain MacTavish essay also characterization)
The Family Reunion- What if Soap's cousin saw him again after years of no contact?
An Outsiders Thoughts- What do others see when observing Soap and Ghost
The Uncle- What if Joseph didn't die and Ghost gets to be an uncle
Comfort- Soap gets overstimulated and Ghost helps comfort him
The Loaned Sergeant- Since Soap is so used to Ghost as his LT how would he work with another Lieutenant?
The Old Team- What happens when Soap meets his old team?
Soap and MacTavish- What if Soap meets Captain MacTavish?
Time Kept Ticking- Soap's Family thinks he's dead, but he comes knocking on their door how will they react?
Your a CAPTAIN?!- What if the original 141 were canon in the same universe as their reboot counterparts and Soap with Ghost were using the task force as a cover for their own team?
Don't Dish Out What You Can't Take- Soap and Ghost have a badass kid
Hunger- Ghost is a wendigo because it fits so well!!
The BAU Meet SoapGhost- The BAU deal with John 'Soap' MacTavish and Simon 'Ghost' Riley
The Prince & his Knight- Soap is a prince Ghost is a knight what will happen when Soap I told to court someone?
I haven't Talked to You Since last Year- Simon keeps making jokes and Soap is NOT having it
The Mistake- What if after Roba Tommy kicks Simon out?
Favored by the Crows- Ghost gains an army of crows
Task Force Try Playing Games With Civilians- The 141 play laser tag and paintball with some civilians
What People Around and On Base See- MORE POVS ON YOUR FAVORITE IDIOTS
Alone Time Interrupted by Your Team- Captain MacTavish is rudely interrupted by his team during his not so alone alone time
Cowboy Dan- Cowboy Dan is so Ghost-coded I needed to write a fic so decided to make it sad and about Soap becoming Ghost after Ghost died.
A Little Help- Ghost helps preen Soap's wings
A Little Pick-Me-Up With Company- Soap offers fresh blood to Ghost so they can escape a sticky situation while Price is an unwitting watcher
Jailbirds- Soap and Ghost get arrested on a mission gone wrong
A Preventable Fate- 09 Angst regarding Price not being a good person
What is With Those Two?- Model Ghost and Football player Soap are following each other on social media and the fans just realized
Feeding Your God- 09 Ghost as a lore accurate wendigo (Azilver wrote a story based off of this go read it! Also it has fanart that also works for my fic)
Accidental Mate Acquisition- Seal Mer Soap sees Ghost as his mate what will they do?
The Captain Blowing Off Steam- The Captain has his way with Riley who is just happy to be there
Mama Bear- Mama bear Beth
What do you need?- The Captain has visitors while having his way with Riley
Matching Smiles- Soap has a Glasgow smile
How Did This Snowball so Bad?! - Soap and Ghost experience their first heat/rut together
Relief- Soap with swollen balls needing relief and Ghost offering to help.
Wisper From the Woods - Wendigo Roach activities including but not limited to eating Graves
Mending of Broken Souls - Past meet their future selves (part of this event I hosted)
Love Bites- Vampire Riley getting less traumatized with some TLC from his Captain
Team Bonding- Team bonding over how the 141 imagine Captain MacTavish is like in bed and how badly everyone wants him.
MacTavish and Riley Take on the Apocalypse- Wendi!Verse meets TWD and interacts with the termites (also another small snippet for nine lives)
Feed Your Local Vampire they get Hangry- Vampire MacTavish and willing blood bag Riley
FNAF
Empire of dirt- Ever wanted to know what others in Hurricane thought of the Aftons well wonder no longer!
The Ghost & The Bear- Freddy's POV on a ghost Michael
Final Encore- What would happen if Michael met the crew in Security Breach
#Ao3#fanfiction#fnaf#fnaf michael afton#cod modern warfare#cod mwii#cod#call of duty#john soap mactavish#simon ghost riley#call of duty modern warfare#cod mw2#soap x ghost#johnny soap mactavish#soap call of duty#soap mactavish#soapghost#ao3#ghoap#captain mactavish#09 ghost#09 soapghost#wendigo#Feeding Your God#a/b/o#alpha beta omega#deadclaw#deadpool x wolverine#deadpool and wolverine#deadpool 3
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Hot for Teacher(s) 6
Part 5 / AO3 Link
Steve was too in shock to do anything at first. Then he grabbed Eddie by the shirt and pulled him in close, pressing his nose to his neck where his scent was strongest. Eddie did a very good job of keeping still while an omega he was crazy for sniffed at him so intently.
"It really was you", Steve said after a moment, still so close that Eddie could feel his lips move. "Why didn't you ever say anything?"
Eddie's eyes bugged out of his head. "Me!? Why didn't you? You're the one who was all 'have we met before?' You could've-"
"I didn't know! I mean, I didn't remember!", Steve exclaimed as he moved back from Eddie's personal space. Then he frowned. "I was delirious from pushing out an entire human and nearly falling to rejection sickness. What's your excuse for not recognizing me?", he crossed his arms.
"Baby", Eddie smiled fondly and Steve kind of hated how he was starting to melt at that. "In your words, you had just pushed out a whole human. You were looking rather...disheveled", he put gently.
Steve's face had been red and swollen from the effort, glistening with sweat. His hair either stuck to his forehead or a mess of a nest, sticking in the hair. How was he supposed to equate that person with the one in front of him? It had been a day of high stress for both of them. Eddie had just come from visiting his uncle after a bad accident when a nurse asked him in a rush if he was available to assist an omega giving birth.
"My mom was kind of in a similar situation, so I'm told", Eddie said. "My dad had been arrested the night before. Luckily she was able to get a hold of Wayne so he could be with her."
He could still remember the sour scent in the room, nothing like the lovely way Steve smelled now. Even back then, he'd been in disbelief that there hadn't been anyone that locked him down. Not officially, anyway. And still hadn't. Then Eddie realized he could be the one.
"You know I always kinda wondered what happened to the guy and his kid. Glad I got to find out", he beamed. "Did you ever think about the mysterious alpha?"
"Honestly? Yes", Steve replied. During the worst of him and Billy, it would creep up from the back of his mind. "I didn't know anything about him besides the fact that he'd been there when I needed him. And sometimes I'd wonder if he was like that all the time."
Eddie leaned in a little. "And?"
"And, I found out he's been my son's teacher, guiding him through a formative year of his life incredibly well. He's better than I could have ever imagined."
Unable to help himself, Eddie grabbed Steve's face in a careful hold and kissed him. Steve answered with just the right amount of softness, but then pushed him down onto the couch. Eddie let out a small whimper when Steve pushed his leg between his, brushing against him. Steve grinned against his lips and sat up with a mischievous look.
"You took such good care of me. Time to return the favor."
"Holy shit", Eddie breathed out as he watched Steve slide down his body.
Steve unzipped the alpha's pants and opened them up, mouthing and licked at his cock through his boxers, getting it obscenely wet. Eddie was fully hard in record time. One hand gripped the back of the couch. Steve pulled him out and Eddie wasn't even able to look down as he felt that alluring heat surround him. He knew he'd cum instantly.
But the wet sounds on their own were too much too, so he finally ventured a look. It was a near mistake because the moment he did, his eyes met Steve's and he bucked into his mouth.
"Sorry! Sorry", he said, not meaning to choke the other.
Steve just smiled as he pulled off and licked his lips. "Can you do something for me?"
Eddie just nodded dumbly. Steve could ask him to commit arson. Not that he wouldn't do that anyway, but still.
Steve took the hand that wasn't clutching the couch and put it to his head. "Can you keep my hair out of my face?" He didn't wait for an answer as he put his mouth back on Eddie, sucking away.
Later on, Eddie would think about how the products in Steve's hair did a pretty good job of keeping his hair out of his face and that he'd asked for his own reasons. Eddie thought he was doing well though, fingers digging into his hair and holding it back while Steve went to town on his dick, moaning around it like he was desperate for it.
Eddie was right on the edge when Steve pulled off, suddenly remembering something. He stood up, ignoring the alpha's whines as he pulled him up.
"We've gotta go to the bedroom."
"Oh, yeah, hell yeah." Eddie was all for that.
Steve smirked as he led him by the wrist. He had just remembered that if he had sex with Eddie on the couch there was a chance Shawn would smell that as well. Fragrance spray could only cover so much.
Eddie was so sweet through the whole thing, seeming to not believe that he got to touch Steve like this. Steve encouraged him through the whole thing, wanting to be touched, wanting to be loved on and marked up.
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The next morning. Steve's alarm went off, reminding him that he had an alpha to get out of the house before his son got back home. In a flurry of clothes, Eddie got dressed. Steve threw on a robe that went down to his knees, preserving his modesty. He followed Eddie down the stairs, sharing about three kisses at the door before Eddie took off.
He pulled out of the driveway and left at nearly the same time that Robin could be seen walking Shawn from her house. At the last second Steve remembered the spray the living room and kitchen. He had just enough time to light a scented candle before Robin was walking in without knocking.
"The stork has come with your baby delivery~!"
"I'm not a baby", Shawn giggled.
"Oh but you'll always be my baby", Steve pinched his cheeks playfully. "Did you get breakfast yet?"
Shawn nodded. "We made our own smoothies!"
"Then you have just enough energy to finish up your homework", Steve decided.
Shawn tried to negotiate going to the park if he finished but Steve sent him on his way because he was seeing the look on his friend's face and thought it should not be addressed around the ears of children.
"I thought you were done slutting around", Robin grinned, eyeing the robe.
Steve rolled his eyes. "It's not slutting when it's just one guy and I'll take you to court on that. Let me shower and I'll tell you everything."
As he washed up, he thought briefly whether or not Shawn should know. He quickly decided that he would ask Eddie first if he wanted Shawn to know that they had actually met much earlier. Once out of the shower, he texted the question to him, understanding if the alpha wanted to keep it a secret for now.
Just because Eddie had been there for the birth of his child didn't mean this needed to suddenly turn serious. They certainly couldn't be too open about it when Shawn was still his student. Parents and staff would talk. And he didn't want his kid getting caught in the mix.
Eddie's reply came a couple of hours later, when they were at the park. Shawn had successfully negotiated.
Eddie: What do you want me to be for you and Shawn?
Part 7
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Linked Universe College Radio AU
Since I recently got some motivation to work on this one, I figured I would brain dump a little about my LU College Radio AU. It's basically a college/university AU but each of the main LU Links are somehow associated with their college radio station at Kakariko University.
Why radio? I was listening to The Oh Hellos when the idea struck me so each of the works are hopefully going to have titles taken from Oh Hellos songs. This will, hopefully, just mostly focus on the Links + the radio station but who knows? I added way too many characters to this braindump but oh well
The Links
Time
Staff coordinator for the radio station
Broadcasting professor
Usually gets stuck teaching the freshman and sophomores
Married to the zoology professor, Malon
Taking care of Twilight's dog, Wolfie, until Twilight finds a dog-friendly place. Acts like he hates it, but he actually loves it
Infamous for being a hardass
"Call me Time. Don't call me Link, that's my nephew. Don't call me Professor Lon, that's my wife"
Legend
Has done just about anything and everything
Knows everyone, but just because he's been here so long and has done so much
Has officialy been an agriculture major, a meteorology major, a humanities major, a fine art major, a fashion design major, and an engineering major in the past
Has finally settled with being a broadcasting major after doing the Jaded Boys radio show with Wild
Part of the Jaded Boys with Wild, then is part of Triple Threat with Wild and Hyrule
Lives off-campus with his current partner, Ravio
Also lives with Warriors
Used to date a girl named Marin from Mabe City. No he doesn't talk about it
Does not like driving. Or storms.
Has a cane
Even in an AU he can't escape the Koholint Trauma
Wild
Campus cryptid
Everyone knows him. No one knows what he's studying
(It's engineering. He, Purah, and Fauna are a terror to the school together)
Addicted to energy drinks
Never studies, always passes exams
Always socially overbooked
Has amnesia and bad scarring from a house fire
Was adopted by Teba and Saki after said house fire
Has a twin brother named Age. Most people think Age is older but Wild's actually older
Was the one who coerced Legend and Hyrule into radio
Lives in a house off-campus with Twilight, Age, Sidon, Yunobo, Mipha, and Revali.
Has committed arson before
Has gotten arrested for committing arson before
Twilight
Zoology major
Is the reason Wild's still alive
Used to be roommates with Wild in the dorms when they were freshmen
Took a gap year between high school and college
Has a dog named Wolfie
Regular guest on Triple Threat
Runs the Helpful Paws club, which is a club all about service dogs. Ilia helps run said club
Works on Legend's uncle's orchard during the weekends
Four
Computer science major
Technology director at the radio station (yes this position only exists because of Wild)
Friendly rivalry with Wild because Wild breaks everything
Shadow is his step-brother
Warriors
Fashion design major
Joined Legend and Ravio's lease at the last minute because of stuff that happened between him and his other roommates
Has a restraining order against Cia and doesn't talk to Lana
Is currently dating Artemis, a fashion merchandising major
Met Legend when Legend was doing fashion design. No one knows how they're friends. They fight all the time.
Legend forced him to make his own radio show when Wild roped Legend into doing the Jaded Boys. So now Warriors has a show called Wednesday With Warriors
Sky
Senior aviation major
Runs The Loftwings with his fiancé, Sun, and his best friend, Groose.
Has a bad habit of sleeping through his alarm
Currently taking care of his older brother's mouthy parrot, Crimson.
Also lives with Groose and Sun
Wind
Freshman metrology major
Super friendly
Cares more about the college experience than learning
Hyrule's roommate
After Hyrule starts doing Triple Threat, Wind gets the idea to do the Wind Waker podcast with Tetra where they sing sea shanties and tell pirate stories
Spirit is his introverted cousin and he's made it his goal to get Spirit to get out more
He also does the same with Hyrule
Hyrule
Freshman undecided major
Joins Triple Threat under Wild's insistence
Very shy
Grew up in a really small town
Wind's roommate
Is regularly forced out of the dorm by Wind but prefers to just wander around town and campus
Childhood friends with Dawn
Age
Wid's twin brother who is very different from Wild
Business major, accounting minor
Dating Mipha, a senior nursing student
Rarely goes to parties, but plays damage control when Wild hosts them at their house
Does remember his and Wild's past. Wild's amnesia caused a rift to form between them for a while, but they're working on getting past that now
Was also adopted by Teba and Saki
Shadow
Four's step-brother
Vaati's his dad, but he's cut Vaati out of his life now
Theater major with a minor in set design
Got his nickname from no one being able to see him onstage when moving props around
Everyone is convinced he has some sort of magical powers
A bit shy, and a bad boy
Dating Dot
Spirit
Freshman engineering major
His roommate is Niko
Wind's introverted cousin who's often dragged out of his dorm by Wind
Would much rather spend time with construction documents than people
First
Sky's older brother who's not around a lot since he's in the military (he's a doctor)
Married to a woman named Hylia
Has a parrot named Crimson that he's trusting Sky to take care of
The Zeldas
Lullaby
Works at Kakriko Univeristy as a broadcasting professor
An old flame of Time's, but they've both moved on by now
Usually teaches upper division classes
Fable
Legend's older sister who lives in Castle City
Already graduated with a business degree
Comes around for the holidays and drops in occasionally to see how Legend's doing
Flora
Constantly overbooked with school
Double-majoring in anthropology and history
Part of hundreds of different clubs and student organizations
Hard to get a moment alone with her at all
Has recently gotten close to Rauru and Sonia, who are both anthropology students
Fauna's twin sister. Flora's younger, though
Dusk
Political science major
Knows Twilight through Midna but since Twi and Midna broke up, Dusk doesn't really talk to Twilight anymore
Roommates with Midna and Artemis
Dot
Political science major and Four's childhood friend
Hopes to get into law school one day
Dating Shadow (her dad isn't too happy about this)
Lives with Aurora and Dawn and used to be roommates with Aurora when they were in the dorms
Artemis
Fashion merchandising major
Warriors' girlfriend
Used to also be his housemate, but after things happened with Cia and Lana she moved in with Midna and Dusk
Still occasionally talks to Lana
Sun
Senior aviation major and Sky's fiancé
Runs The Loftwings with Sky and Groose
Also lives with Sky and Groose
Appears to be very level-headed on the outside, but is secretly kind of crazy
Tetra
Ecology major with a minor in biology
Eventually becomes close friends with Wind
Roommates with Phantom and they get along like fire and gasoline
(seriously do not let either of those girls near a lighter... or boxing gloves)
Part of the Wind Waker podcast with Wind
Aurora
Senior political science major
She, Dot, and Dawn live together
Dawn is her younger sister
Is going to move to Castle City after graduation
Refuses to go home after having a horrible falling out with her brother
Dawn
Freshman early childhood education major
Wants to teach kindergarten and preeschool one day
Lives with her older sister, Aurora, and Aurora's roommate, Dot
Doesn't plan on returning to her hometown either
Childhood friends with Hyrule
Fauna
Flora's twin sister who's majoring in engineering and minoring in biology
Best friends with Purah and Impa
Closer to Age than Wild, but she's in a lot of classes with Wild
It is a horrible idea to leave her, Purah, and Wild alone in a room together
Has a cat named Terrako, who hates everyone except for her
Her father puts a lot of pressure on both her and Flora, but Fauna feels it the most since she's the oldest
Phantom
Freshman communications major
Tetra's roommate
She looks like any old upperclass girl but she is always ready to throw hands
Somehow becomes friends with Spirit
Hylia
First's wife who's a doctor at a local hospital
Keeps an eye out for Sky even though she knows he doesn't really need it
Will bring Sky and his friends food and snacks
Absolutely willing to drive Sky and his friends home when none of them can drive
Very motherly and open
Some Others:
Malon
Time's wife who's a zoology professor
Twilight has started a protection squad for her (all the Links are part of it. Even Time)
Everyone loves her
Ravio:
Legend's partner
Business major
Has a bird named Sheerow who poops everywhere
Despite this he is the cleanest one in the apartment
Constantly roping Legend into new business ideas
Used to run a shop out of his and Legend's dorm room when they lived in the dorms together. Legend's pretty sure it was against the rules. Ravio doesn't care
Acts greedy, but is actually living off his loans
Never goes home. He goes over Legend's Uncle's house for holidays now.
His younger sister, Hilda, often sleeps over and Legend and Ravio's
Has a horrible relationship with his father, Yuga
Sidon, Mipha, Revali, Yunobo:
Wild's housemates alongside Twilight and Age
Revali claims he's the only reason the house hasn't burned down
Revali is also one of Teba and Saki's adopted children, and had a bit of a superiority complex over being adopted first (he was there first) when they were kids. He's gotten better, but he's still a bit of a jerk to Wild. He and Age have bonded over Wild constantly giving them heart attacks
Sidon is a sophomore political science major who is super friendly, but has a hard time stopping conversations. Head over heels for his girlfriend, Yona. Is also super tall and often mistaken for being the older sibling
Mipha is a senior nursing student. Sidon's older sister, Age's girlfriend. If there's a medical emergency, chances are the Links are calling Mipha first even though they really should go to the hospital instead
Revali is a senior aviation major and hopes to join the air force after college to "get away from the filth" (meaning Age and Wild. He would never call Tulin filth)
Yunobo is a sophomore geoscience major. Works at his grandpa's coffee shop, Goron City Coffee
Urbosa, Daruk, Riju:
Urbosa is Riju's aunt and and mother figure to Flora and Fauna. She lives in Castle City, but often comes to Kakariko to give guest lectures. She's a businesswoman
Daruk is Yunobo's grandpa who owns Goron City Coffee. He often lets the radio host events at his coffee shop, and acts like a father figure for Wild's friend group
Riju is a freshman business major who wants to be like her aunt, Urbosa. Flora and Fauna see her as their younger sister.
Teba, Saki, Tulin:
Revali was adopted first, then Age and Wild
Teba is retired from being in the military
Saki teaches private singing lessons
Tulin is the Baby of the family and is in middle school. He is an absolute terror. Never let Wild babysit him, they will both get into trouble. Tulin is everyone's favorite and Tulin will use that to his advantage
Ilia:
Twilight's friend who helps run the Helpful Paws club
She has a huge crush on Twilight but doesn't want to overstep, especially after the bad break up with Midna
Rusl, Uli, Colin:
Twilight's family in Ordon who adopted him when he was about 8
Colin's just starting high school and is dealing with a lot of bullying, so he calls Twilight often for help
Rusl is a detective, but he's on paternity leave right now since Uli just had their daughter
Grandpa Smith:
Four and Shadow's grandpa
Took them both in after their mother died and Vaati went to prison
Four was usually a good kid, but Shadow was a little terror
Lives in Kakariko City so he gets to see his boys often
Cia and Lana:
Twins who both had huge crushes on Warriors
Cia got jealous when Wars started dating Lana
Cia is a psychology major, but now is largely known as the campus creep
Lana was a fashion design major, but changed schools after the drama with Warriors happened
Groose:
Sky and Sun's roommate and fellow host of The Loftwings
Proudly boasts that he's their best man
Also a senior aviation major
#linked universe#linked universe au#college radio au#college au#lu time#lu twilight#lu wild#lu wind#lu four#lu shadow#lu spirit#lu age#lu first#lu legend#lu hyrule#lu warriors#lu ravio#lu zelda#lu sky#lu malon#lu wolife#this ended up way longer than I intended it to but have this brainrot#why do the breath of the wild/tears of the kingdom/age of calamity characters have to take up so much of this AU#Not that I don't like them there's just a lot of them
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I completely forgot that I just dumped this into the tags of a post I reblogged once and uh. You'll see
Johnny and Janae have, according to research I just decided to do, committed aggravated arson, which can get a max sentence of life. Culpability A, Category 1, so probably around 4-10 years for that AND manslaughter, which can get up to 10 years. The max is like 20 years. Both Martha and her husband will be in their mid 60s or so by the time he gets out (if he doesn't get an early release)
I literally looked at these tags yesterday and went "haha, what if johnny and janae's leave was pushed back a bit and martha finally decided to actually learn to take care of herself and her children properly. oh yeah and what if martha wasn't taking care of them good because jack was indirectly preventing her from doing so"
Yeah, this is a new AU now. I think I'm going to call it the Jailed Jack au đ§
Basic plotline is just
Jack gets arrested for the kids' crimes â Martha genuinely thinks about her life so far, only now realizing that maybe she doesn't know how to take of children, let alone two â She tries to improve and searches for books on how to parent â She actually listens to Johnny and Janae instead of shrugging them off like she did before (and also learns to actually cook) â Both of them notice this change. Johnny is very happy to know that he's finally being taken care of, Janae is skeptical at first before finally partially letting their guard down, letting themself rest for the first time â She messes up sometimes but immediately tries to fix her mistakes + possible angst because Johnny accidentally told her that they burnt down the Addams' house. She's angry at first but later accepts the fact that maybe she and her family are better off without him
#i cooked up this idea while in school so uh#it's probably a little funky but uh đ§#yeah I think I like this au#shoot from the hip#sfth#shootimpro#the neighbour's under the bed#the neighbor's under the bed#jailed jack au#potato fics
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Crimes I think the Hashira were arrested for, but specifically the Kimetsu Academy AU:
- Like his ig story counterpart, Giyuu was once mistaken for being the perpetrator of a very serious murder. Something about his face and speed walking in the area close to the scene coincidentally got him arrested (tsutako was not happy)
- Sanemi was a delinquent in youth but besides throwing students out the window, heâs largely stayed out of trouble now for him mom. So general assault charges
- Muichiro has been talked to by a police man but only in the way that heâs a youngster with an attitude so they assume heâs up to smthn ( heâs not been caught if he did commit a crime ) Also petty theft (like a chocolate bar)
- Kanae got several warning for her plants growing into the neighbours gardens, she refuses to cut them.
- Obanai has been stopped on the street several times times for âlooking suspiciousâ (he totally has a very illegal snake)(they donât know that yet) He also has crucified his students, arguably a crime
- Mitsuri almost got them into an MLM, she fell for it and wanted to show them all the âfree moneyâ they could get. Obanai had to explain it to her and she felt so bad
- People always assume Shinobu is younger than she actually is so suspicion tells to roll off of her like water off a ducks back
- Rengoku has disturbed the peace, heâs very loud and has been asked to leave the premises although heâs been getting better with it as of recent. He has also accidentally set fire to many things so accidental arson if thatâs a charge
- Gyomei has done nothing wrong and will never do anything wrong
- Tengen has been arrested for speeding, just constantly and he does not show up to court for his ticket fines. Makio also speeds but reasonably.
#kimetsu no yaiba#demon slayer#kny headcanons#giyuu tomioka#sanemi shinazugawa#shinobu kocho#muichiro tokito#tengen uzui#obanai iguro#kyojuro rengoku#kanae kocho#gyomei himejima#mitsuri kanroji#kny giyuu#kny shinobu#kny sanemi#kny kanae#kny gyomei#kny tengen#kny kyojuro#kny obanai#kny muichiro#good lord help them#I imagine most of them donât actually have a record#these botches need to steer clear of the cops#I choose to believe Giyuu does not respect the police#I donât think the police like him either
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Post 1223
âYou are a follower, Please work on that." --Judge
Jake Kenneth Lee Burghduff, Montana inmate 3035396, born 2002, incarceration intake December 2023 at age 21, sentenced to 15 years, with 10 suspended; scheduled release date not available
Deliberate Homicide
In October 2023, a Ludlow, South Dakota, man was convicted for his role in the murder of a Montana man.
Jake Burghduff, who was found guilty of deliberate homicide by a Prairie County, Montana, jury on Aug. 23, 2023, was given a 15-year sentence in a Montana courtroom with 10 years suspended. Judge Olivia Rieger placed Burghduff, 21, in the custody of the Montana Department of Corrections.
That means he will be evaluated before he is placed in prison, where he would be eligible for parole, or in a treatment facility, or even sentenced to serve his term at his home.  Burghduff was given credit for the 253 days he has served since he was arrested for taking part in the murder of Isaac Carrier, a 30-year-old Fallon, Montana, man.
Carrier was in bed and likely asleep in his apartment when he was shot in the back of the head and killed on January 23, 2023. The apartment was then set on fire. Suspicion immediately centered around another South Dakota man, Sterling Brown of Camp Crook. His wife, Katie Bivens, was previously married to Carrier, and they had a young son, Stetson.
Carrier was engaged in a highly emotional battle over Stetson with Bivens and Brown. A custody hearing on the boyâs status was scheduled for January 25, but Carrierâs death canceled that and placed a bigger issue on the table: Who killed him?
Montana Division of Criminal Investigation agents interviewed Brown and Bivens at the Spearfish, South Dakota, Police Station on January. 31, but they denied any involvement in Carrierâs death. Thatâs a position they maintain.
Montana investigators learned Burghduff had been with Brown the night of the murder, and asked him for an interview. After at first showing reluctance to talk with them, he drove to Spearfish and met with two agents on February 7.
After hours of interrogation, he confessed to his role in the crime, saying he and Brown met, left their cell phones behind and drove to Fallon on the night of January 23. Both were carrying handguns, and they stopped and bought a gas can and filled it with fuel.
During his trial in August 2023, Burghduff said he didnât grasp the full nature of their trip until they arrived in Fallon. He said he remained in Brownâs pickup while he went into the small, four-apartment building in the Montana town.
Brown shot Carrier, poured gasoline on his body and throughout the apartment and set it on fire before driving back to South Dakota, Burghduff told the investigators. He said once he realized the crime that had been committed, he drank more beer to get drunk and not think about what had happened.
Burghduff was originally charged with arson and tampering with evidence. But before his trial opened on August 21, he was charged with deliberate homicide.
After a three-day trial in which he did not testify, a jury, made up of six women and six men, returned the verdict of guilty.
At sentencing, the first people to provide victim impact statements were Carrierâs parents, Jackie and Chuck Carrier, his sister Toni Riley and his brother William Carrier. All asked for the maximum possible sentence of 100 years.
All four spoke via Zoom from the family home outside of Lockwood, Missouri. They were at times overcome with emotion, shedding tears as their voices broke.
Chuck Carrier, said he thought Burghduff had to be aware of the reason behind that drive to Montana on January 23, even if he is a person of âlow intelligence.â
Burghduffâs parents, Lex Burghduff of Belle Fourche, South Dakota, and Heidi Sallquist of Camdenton, Missouri., as well as his sisters Anniekate Burghduff of Ludlow, South Dakota, and Lexy Ward of Bar Nunn, Wyoming, and two friends spoke on his behalf. Several others submitted written statements of support.
âJake is my son and best friend,â Lex wrote. âHe has been with me on the ranch his whole life.â
He said Brown was a âpredatorâ who took advantage of his sonâs good nature and as a way to retaliate against Lex for preventing him from dealing drugs to other young cowboys. Lex said Jake had been used both by Brown and the investigators and urged the judge to allow Jake to return home as soon as possible.
They said he was a kind, gentle and generous person who helped friends and neighbors on a regular basis.
Sallquist said she and her ex-husband shared custody of Jake and Anniekate, but when Jake was home in South Dakota, his father allowed him to drink beer and cocktails at a young age. That prevented him from allowing âhis brain a chance to grow and develop,â she wrote.
Sallquist said she agreed with the judgeâs decision not to dismiss the case, and said after near-daily calls with her son, she sees him growing and maturing. After dropping out of high school during his senior year because he did want to take classes remotely because of the COVID-19 pandemic, he now wants to complete his studies and obtain a diploma.
âI believe this experience as rough as it is has been a benefit to Jake,â Sallquist wrote.
Judge Rieger took note of Jakeâs issues with alcohol. He was 20 years when the murder was committed, too young to legally drink in South Dakota, but he already had a pair of DUIs, as well as a minor in possession charge.
Montana Assistant Attorney General Meghann Paddock spoke for the prosecution, asking for a 40-year prison sentence with 20 years suspended. Prairie County Attorney Dan Rice was at her side but did not speak. Montana Assistant Attorney General Dan Guzynski, who led the team during the trial, was not in the courtroom and watched via remote.
Paddock said itâs still unclear exactly what happened in Fallon that night. While Burghduff insists he did not enter the apartment, a neighbor said she heard cowboy boots in the hallway. Burghduff was wearing boots, while Brown had soft shoes on.
âItâs the stateâs position that he told just enough to point the finger at Sterling Brown,â Paddock said.
Burghduff was represented by Montana public defenders Hailey Forcella and Michael Haase of Miles City. Haase said he disagrees with the decision handed down by the jury, noting they come from a rural county with a low population and likely felt pressure to return a guilty verdict.
âThis was not an easy decision,â he said, with some jurors in tears and wearing a defeated look on their faces when the verdict was read, in his view.
Haase also said Judge Rieger had come close to dismissing the case during the trial. She called a lengthy recess at one point before allowing the trial to continue.
âItâs clear, at least to me, that this court was very close to dismissing this charge,â he said. Rieger confirmed that as she announced the sentence. âIt is very clear, the court did not enjoy this case at all,â she said. Rieger also said the juryâs verdict may be reversed. âI believe your appellate motions will have merit,â she said.
Haase said while his client had many several poor choices, he had not committed a crime. He said Burghduff was taken advantage of by an older man who talked him into riding along on a deadly mission even though Burghduff has no reason to harm Carrier.
âThis is not justice,â Haase said. âThe state has simply got this case wrong.â
Burghduff, who was silent throughout his trial, was sworn in and answered questions from the judge about his assets. He said he owns $22,000 worth of cattle and horses, along with saddles and some other items, and owes almost $18,000, mostly for a surgery he had in August 2022.
Burghduff, who was wearing white-and-orange striped jail clothing, declined an offer to make a statement.
She said Burghduffâs problems with alcohol were likely a factor in his participation in this crime. During a pre-sentence investigation, he said he started drinking heavily when he was 15.
She ordered him to undergo an alcohol use assessment, an anger management review and a mental health evaluation. During his time in DOC custody, he must complete a GED course to obtain the equivalent of a high school degree.
The judge also urged him to make better choices in friends.
âYou are a follower,â Rieger said. âPlease work on that.â
As of May 2024, a trial for Brown had not been conducted. He was released from custody in November 2023 on a $1 Million bond.
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more random cod headcanons
tw: mentions of self harm, references to OG ghost backstory, angst :)
141 tried to do group therapy together
but they ended up making the therapist cry and the four of them had to awkwardly comfort the therapist
ghost hates therapy with a passion but goes anyway
soap did the tide pod challenge
price lost it at him in the med bay when he found out
"johnny it's a plastic capsule of LAUNDRY DETERGENT!"
"yummy coloursđ„°"
ghost used to sh on his face
love how i just give yall a bunch of sweet stuff and then BOOM ANGST HEADCANON outta nowhere :)
i feel like he suffers from severe facial dysmorphia, especially after covering his face for so long
sweet pie gang: soap, könig, price
savoury pie gang: ghost and gaz
couldnt care less, just likes pie: horangi
ghost hates coffee but pretends to like it to seem cool (he's actually drinking coffee crisp hot chocolate)
horangi listens to ayesha erotica
he is also a RAGING bisexual (strong lean towards men)
laswell refers to the 141 as her boys, she loves to embarrass them like a mom would
soap and ghost are ATTROCIOUS at cooking
price is pretty good at it, can make quite a lot but struggles with a few harder recipes (and also somehow cannot make instant noodles)
gaz is a GOD in the kitchen but he hates cooking
soap is not allowed in the kitchen alone, once set the kitchen in fire trying to get a glass of water
awkward day on base when that happened
"sorry, can't go into the kitchen, the explosions specialist set it on fire trying to get a drink"
soap listens to classic rock and metal only (and katy perry but he will never admit it)
gaz listens to (shocking literally everyone on the team) music from the 40's, 50's and 60's. he listens to some modern music but he just ADORES the vintage music, especially jazz.
gaz and soap also like therapy
like genuinely enjoy it
gaz has to hype himself up before his appointments though
soap hypes the therapist up
price is neutral, he'd prefer to just smoke and drink to deal with his problems but understands that talking about them with a professional is the best option
ghost, as mentioned before, hates therapy with a burning passion but goes anyway
mostly because he knows he will be put on probation if he doesn't
but also because he knows that he needs the help even if he doesn't want to admit it
also after one of his first month of going to all his appointments that month without skipping one at all, price told simon he was proud of him and now he uses that as motiva to go to his appointments
price knows how to use technology in the weirdest ways
can operate a drone but cannot for the life of him figure out QR codes
a pretty decent hacker but do NOT ask him what any text slang aside from "lol" and "lmao" is. he does not know.
doesn't know that emojis have different meanings depending on context
once said "simon's in the hospitalđ" i the TF141 group chat, gaz and soap thought that he was laughing at simon
soap got arrested in croatia on a mission once because he committed arson
kate had to bail him out and he got an earful on being a pyromaniac and arsonist
price just told him to restrict his fire setting to the battlefield
valeria has a medusa tattoo, it's under her chest on her sternum (iykyk)
ghost was tempted to get a medusa tattoo but decided against it because he views it more as a symbol of strength for women (really afab/fem aligned in general) who have suffered through that kind of assault and that it would be wrong to take that from them
he got a tattoo inspired by medusa instead
ghost has his on his hip
he was orginally going to get it on his left ribcage but when the artist was placing the stencil he almost had a panic attack and they both decided a different placement would be better
könig has tattoos for his siblings and his mother (mama's booooyyyyyđŁïž)
ghost also has tattoos for his mother, tommy, joseph and even one for beth
is there a male version of a barracks bunny?
because that's horangi, that man is fucking EVERYONE or getting fucked, depends on his mood that night
idk i feel like sometimes they all watch like family guy or bob's burgers together sometimes during their downtime
soap's fav bob's burgers character is gene
price's is teddy
gaz's is tina
ghost's is both louise and bob
könig's is linda
horangi's is mort and kuchi kopi
#call of duty#cod headcanons#call of duty headcanons#simon ghost riley#captain john price#johnny soap mactavish#kyle gaz garrick#kate laswell#könig#könig cod#könig call of duty#kim horangi hong jin#horangi#kate laswell headcanons#kate laswell call of duty#valeria garza#valeria garza headcanons#ghostedéabha#ghostedéabha: call of duty#éabha writes
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Wakfu Incorrect Quotes Pt. 3
Yugo: running into the room Adamai just said he doesn't love me anymore! Evangelyne: What?! Adamai: following him in I did not say that. I just said that we are not driving all the way across the country just so you can punch Qilby in the face.
Qilby: Iâll be famous one day, but for now Iâm stuck in this house with a bunch of morons.
Qilby: slams down an absolute doorstopper of a tome I checked this out weeks ago for a bit of light reading. Literally everyone else: This is light?!
Evangelyne: If you got arrested what would be the charges? Ruel: Theft. Amalia: Disturbing the peace. Dally: Aggravated assault. Adamai: Arson. Yugo: All of the above. In that order, probably.
Qilby: Hey, what are you reading? Chibi: This is my magic book where any ink spilled shows a scripture of the future, however it bears a curse making it broken, and as such in order to make any scripture appears, I have to do it myself. Qilby: Impressive! I must have it for myself! Yugo: So itâs just a Notebook? Chibi: Itâs just a Notebook.
Ruel, on a random band name generator: Oooo! They Might Be Depressed Horses! That about sums up my friend group.
Ruel: Ah shit, I forgot. Dally: Forgot what? Ruel: How do you expect me to answer that?
Adamai: Chibi is not allowed to decide which one of us is the chosen one.
Adamai: Yugo is also not allowed to trade his status as the chosen one
Qilby: New year, same me. Because I'm perfect.
Evangelyne: Yes, I'm adopting Yugo and you cowards can't tell me no!
Yugo: Why is it that I always lose things as soon as I need them? Qilby: Actually, it's not that you lose things when you need them. You lose them a while before. It's just that you LOOK for things when you need them. Yugo: Okay yeah thanks Qilby, that's great but WHERE'S THE FIRST AID KIT?
Qilby: Are you tall enough to play basketball though? Yugo: Are you calling me short? Qilby: I'm calling you vertically challenged.
Yugo: I'm bored. Nora: Wanna commit first-degree murder? Yugo: Sure! Chibi, hearing them: No- Stop, don't do that! Put that knife down! Put Qilby down!!
Ruel, looking at the squad: Okay, so I need to become a therapist faster.
#wakfu evangelyne#wakfu yugo#wakfu amalia#wakfu ruel#wakfu dally#wakfu adamai#wakfu#wakfu incorrect quotes#wakfu chibi#wakfu nora#wakfu mina#wakfu glip#wakfu qilby
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PART 3/3
Part 1 ,, Part 2
Mooch
Personality Headcanons: She is NOT "Teehee :3" she's the kind of girl to show up to your house and commit arson. She's feral, she's dangerous, she's killed 4 people. She was probably arrested for murder and was doing community service to get out early when she got recruited for TF4. You could say she's a little..... nuts :D Physical Headcanons: I don't really have any. ~5" Gender: Puts female on legal documents but always says something different when asked for her gender. Things like "Wouldn't you like to know, weather boy?" or "Ur mom." or "Whatever keeps you busy while I rob you." Pronouns: Any she doesn't care. Orientation: I don't have one. Post Game: She probably wasn't impacted much if at all. Opinions: She's a really funny side character. I adore cute characters who are batshit insane. 3.5/5.
Moray Personality Headcanons: They're a Mettaton stan. They act like a kowkey k-pop stan. They make aesthetic Mettaton gifs, reads/writes x reader fanfic, etc. Because they don't like conflict they don't get into internet beef though. At first they really only joined Starlo's posse for the aesthetic but it turns out they actually really enjoy sword fighting so they stuck around. Because they don't really like fighting or conflict so they usually do all the office work and they don't mind. Physical Headcanons: None really. ~ 5'07" Gender: Nonbinary (Is this canon?) Pronouns: They/Them Orientation: I don't have one. Post Game: They where pretty sad finding out about Clover's passing. It impacted them just not as hard as some of the others. They where able to get back up pretty quickly. Opinions: Gender. But sort of bland in personality. 2.5/5.
Starlo (Okay he's my fave in this specific iteration so just bear with me)
Personality Headcanons: He tends to have a bad habit of avoiding his problems. He tries to keep himself busy so he's not alone with his thoughts for too long. If he has absolutely nothing to do, he sits outside with an acoustic to keep his hands busy. Spanish was his first language and he often mispronounces English words. His mother handmade most of his gabĂ ns. When he was really young and still lived on the surface he loved looking up at the stars. When he was in middle school he had a phase where he hated humans but grew out of it. He was comphet with Ceroba in high school but she clocked him and broke up with him. They stayed friends for a really long time anyway. He's ambidextrous. He's Ceroba's age so ~40-43. A lot of people interpret his sprite as having shade over his eyes but I like to think of it like a bandit mask.... that's prescription. His safety goggles are also prescription. He's really near sighted. He's also a pretty solid horse rider. You can't tell me this man DOESN'T smoke weed idc. He listens to southern rock, country, latino rock, and classic rock.
Physical Headcanons: The parts of his face that stick out emote with him. They turn up when he's happy/excited. They go down when he's sad. They kinda >:|< when he's mad. From growing up doing farm work and then deciding to become a sheriff too he's in really good physical condition and could probably lift most people over his head. His eyes are completely white. He's covered in a thin lair of fur that he grows out in certain places (chest, arms, beard, etc.). Ed is really jealous of his beard. The longer his fur is the darker it gets. Yellow to green-blue to dark blue (looks black). Fangs because I said so. Gender: Cis man Pronouns: He/Him Orientation: Gay and somewhere on the asexual spectrum.
Post Game: He was absolutely devastated the days following Clover's death. He barely got out of bed. Ed had to be the one to get him to even eat anything. He was really out of it, sort of dazed, for several weeks while he just tried to get back to work. He was a little torn between continuing trying to be the town's sheriff or going back to being a farmer. So, until then he just helped his parents out with whatever they needed. As he did, he reconnected with his childhood. He looked back at the boy he used to be, but unable to forget about Clover, he never forgot about the man he wanted to become. Clover had been so excited to meet a real-life cowboy that it almost felt disrespectful to throw out that pipedream now. So, he tried to find a middle ground between the two. Some days he'd be up at the first crack of dawn working in the field and other times he'd be the figurehead of his town, keeping the peace and keeping spirits high. Eventually he managed to pull himself out of a continuous low mood. Because of that, he managed to clear his mind enough to move on through the stages of grief. He and Ceroba got into a fight over what had happened. He felt like he owed it to Clover to at least try. Finally ending on the note that his freedom wasn't worth the life of someone he viewed as his own flesh and blood child - unlike what Ceroba did to her child which really WAS her blood. Their long-time friendship came to a bitter end, and he found himself turning to alcohol as a coping mechanism for a few months before a heartfelt talk with Ace pulled him back to his senses.
At one point when he was working in the field his mother called him inside and said she had finally finished the gabĂ n she had been making for Clover - he had requested it several months or so at this point but forgot to tell her what had happened. Re-opening old wounds he told her what had happened. He kept the gabĂ n and keeps it on his guitar case. Like Martlet, it was probably another decade or so before he really felt like his life was starting to move on. He had only known Clover for maybe a couple weeks at most but losing them felt like losing his own kid. He didn't know how long Clover was planning to stick around but had full intentions to legally adopt them. He successfully managed to move on, but he never forgot them.
Opinions: Like I said before he's my favorite character in this specific game. He's that right mix of serious and silly that really scratches an itch in my soul. His design is peak, it just speaks to me. I literally remember yelling at my TV when his design got revealed because I loved it instantly. HOWEVER, I do think that maybe his character could have been written a little better. It's pretty clear he's a complex character but the way he was written I feel like didn't fully convey that. 4/5.
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đźTHE SILLY CHAOZ OF FLANNY N CONNORđ„ x SUPERMAN CROSSOVER HEADCANONS đ€Ż
Warning: Angst and mentions of guilt :)
It all started when Superman saved both Connor and Flanny when there was a huge fire going on at their apartment, and the twist is that Connor was the one who committed arson and tried to jokingly blame it on a rock as if he didnât just casually set his own apartment on fire, which couldâve killed his friend Flanny. Superman wasnât buying Connor and Flannyâs bullshit, but surprisingly they didnât get arrested and Superman would just be like âdonât do it again lolâ and then fly away.
No matter how terribly unhinged both Connor and Flanny are as citizens of Earth, Superman still saved them from the chaos they committed themselves. Leading them to start overthinking abt why tf he would save two people despite how casually coo-coo crazy they are together on a daily basis. Connor would be like: âDude đâ and Flanny would be just: âđ€šđ”âđ«đ”âđ«đ”âđ«???â Because they never expected someone with a good heart to save them no matter what.
Day after day and night after night, Superman kept on saving them and the rest of other citizens in metropolis city. But Connor and Flanny never said âthank youâ to him in person, no praise for him, just plain confusion about the symbol of.. hope..?
Both Flanny and Connor would feel.. terrible about themselves while watching the news about the same hero saving everyone else, including them despite the chaos they caused together either over nothing or just for entertainment. Despite the fact that theyâre both casually aggressive for the sake of your entertainment and seemingly appear to lack their morality, they felt like they donât deserve him..
Connor was sadly guilty, but not because of the chaotic circumstances of arson, itâs just that heâs starting to think that Superman doesnât deserve to pay attention to them because of how they were in general. Flanny thought the same thing, but she wasnât quiet about it, instead she would just stress-eat with flan.
Flanny n Connor both agreed to move out of metropolis and never to be seen again, mainly as to display that âthey donât wanna be saved because they donât deserve itâ, never to be heard again from Superman and the other citizens as they head back to their own home that was not metropolis.
Superman would wonder where they could be and why theyâre not here, and no one has a clue. Despite having powerful abilities seen as amazing, he still cannot find them. Itâs like Connor and Flanny just disappeared.. =(
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