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The Never Ending Burrito
#rick and morty#rick & morty#gif#rick#rick sanchez#morty#morty smith#bored#depressed#waiting#microwave#taking forever#awkward#burrito#kitchenette#microwave plate#counter#hanging on your phone
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"Follow me!"
#hhhhi#I like tjem#also I am never attempting to draw guns. again#if you point any errors I WILL steal your doorhinges btw I KNOW#note to self: make them look older 🥰#anywas all that stuff aside#they had a date on the battlefield :)#and then went corpse hunting together!!!#they make out furiously off camera#blood and all#must draw them more to get the hang of their features……#later though.. coleg first#bush art#tf2#team fortress 2#heavy tf2#medic tf2#heavymedic#red oktoberfest#tw blood#cw blood#tw corpse#uhhhh if I should add more tws let me knowww#no backgrounds cause hell fuckin no dude I was already struggling eith everything else-#ok. enough stalling time to go back into my moss hole byeeee#AUGH CLICK FOR BETTER QUALITY IT'S KIND OF ASS NOW THAT I SEE IT ON MY PHONE OK BYE
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@vivireshar they kiss 🤲
#pspspspspsp kevneil ppl#in my head this is in fact a continuation of the actor au#bc them being funny and dramatic with each other sends me#’okay now you can stop accusing me of teasing you by ‘leaving you hanging’#‘every time YOU mess up your lines.’#but also canon andrew being just on his phone or smth just off screen is very good as well#idk you guys can just go wild#Kevin day why do you have to be so tall#fan art#my art#aftg#all for the game#neil josten#kevin day#kevneil#kisses
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Prompt 217
Babies can die if they don’t have enough physical contact. This is something that is known, but Talia does not have time to spend with her twins, and it’s not like she carried them thanks to the false Lazarus womb, so she didn’t even have that excuse to use.
What she did have, was a near braindead teen who could be taught things through muscle memory.
Which is how Jason ended up caring for a pair of toddlers between any training, even after his dip in the Pit. Well, he cared for them until he left for Gotham, to enact his plans, even if he continued to call them every week.
But that wasn’t enough for little Damian and Danyal.
Where had their caretaker gone? Away from them? Where is Baba? Across the sea? Unacceptable. They will not stand for this!
Which in turn, is how Jason discovers his the twins outside his safehouse window, having somehow made it to Gotham on their own- what the fuck, kids!?
#DCxDP#DPxDC#Prompts#Dad Hood#Jason can’t even go to a meeting without the kids clinging to him & are willing to cut off a hand or two#They’re even more ecto contaminated then the rest of the League of Assassins#Danny might not have all the powers he has in canon but he’s still Liminal as Fuck#The bats when investigating Red Hood after the Duffle Bag Incident find out he has a pair of small children#Who are very clingy & who he is very protective of#Also who he speaks to in League Dialect- TALIA ANSWER YOUR PHONE#It’d be hilarious if Talia refers to Jason/Hood as OUR son & now Bruce is spiraling because WHAT DO U MEAN TALIA- DON’T HANG UP-#WHAT DO YOU MEAN OUR SON-
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The look featured a skirt when in public, I swear. 👀
Treat me ~ Tip Me ~ More of me
#A super cute but classic vintage look!! I was so pleased with it and the pub crowd liked it as well!!#My phone bill has been paid and sabine's checkup is sorted!! I'm so insanely grateful 😭😭💕💕💕💸#I hate how money is such a crazy issue to the point where it's always hanging over your head.#But enough of that!! I am cute and have delicious thighs and my smile is sparkly#Winking @ u 😘😘😘#satans knitwear#bi girl#cheeky#uk girl#My gif to you#Ootd#alt pinup#pinup girl#pretty lingerie#Vintage vibes#Corset#Underbust corset
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Sometimes I remember that Lucifer literally told MC he was glad their parents bred instead of beong normal and wishing them a happy birthday…
I think about that call so often it’s stupid- like the fact it’s Lucifer’s FIRST birthday call to MC too 😭
Lucifer has absolutely no clue how to act normal and while he’s being genuine and simply trying to convey how much MC means to him, (even tho he’s only known MC for a short time at that point.) it sounds so- weird.
#the whole phone call is basically ‘I’m glad your parents had sex’ and ‘I’ll be sad when you die.’#like SIR?!?! JUST SAY HAPPY BIRTHDAY AND HANG UP PLZZZ 💀💀#obey me!#obey me lucifer#anon!
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#if you’re wondering how you can call and talk to them as an accident#turns out if your phone freezes and you try to turn it off but accidentally do the emergency thing#then it calls the police and given the aformentioned freezing you cant hang up#so you have to awkwardly explain to the operator what happened#anyways…
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Seven(ish) Sentence Sunday ✍🏻
Tagged by @tizniz 🩵
I think next snippet I might tell you more about this wip … maybe … I’m still debating whether to keep it a secret for a bit longer 🤪.
Anyway … have some more angsty feels from my secret buddie wip
Prev snippets here and here.
The ambulance comes to a screeching halt outside the hospital and then everything happens in a bit of a blur.
Eddie is unloaded, Buck’s hand clenched around Eddie’s tightly like a lifeline as the trauma team wheel Eddie inside the glass doors.
Inevitably, Buck has to release his grip on Eddie before they take him through to surgery, but it feels like he's severing a part of himself, the pain rippling through his body and threatening to bring him to his knees.
Someone is talking to him, placing a gentle hand on his arm and breaking through his trance.
“Are you a family member?” The woman asks, her voice urgent yet still kind.
Buck nods his head, wiping at the tears on his cheeks. “Yea, yes. I'm his partner, his - his boyfriend,” he chokes out.
The woman nods in understanding and says something else before she’s hurrying off behind the doors after Eddie and the trauma team, but Buck doesn’t quite register it, the sounds around him beginning to become muffled.
Buck watches with a sense of hopelessness as Eddie disappears behind another set of doors, feeling like he's being pulled apart at the seams.
He slumps against a nearby wall, sinking down to the ground as the sobs he’s been holding in finally break free from his chest and wrack through his body.
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#daffi writes#buddie wip#secret fic#buddie#tip tap tying away 🥰#was hanging out washing listen to music today when some words came to me which made me so happy#I missed that little rush when you fumble for your phone to write the words down before they leave your brain
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tumblr is actually fucking diabolical for several reasons but this one is for bothering me with notification pings and then trying to Shame me for turning them off. I'll look at my notifications when I open the app ok. you don't need to make pings at me while my phone is off to tell me someone liked my post
#other apps probably do rhis also. like discord#but something w it being tumblr its like. demanding your attention. discord is where youre friends hang out and you get to see what th#what twhyre talking about#with tumblr its all '5 people have liked your post!' im just not sure i need to know this#words from the monarch#you dont need to ALERT ME of it. yknow. its not that deep. do i make sense#i have them off for my ipad and my prev phone but they Started off i think#i just think it's 🤨 that i turn it Off and it's quietly trying to convince me to turn it back on
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The Great Knitted Christmas Gifts Bonanza of 2024
(Working title)
Besties and beloved mutuals, welcome to the chaos.
This will be wacky. Zany. Incredibly boring at times and possibly excessively dramatic for no reason at all except my (and hopefully your) amusement. We will laugh! I will cry! We will perhaps commiserate over things and also I will aggravate my carpal tunnel! I will ask for advice on things I don't know how to do! I will make polls because audience participation is enrichment for me! Good shit good shit let's get started
At the time of writing it is September 18, 2024, also known as 98 days before Christmas Eve, which will heretofore be known as The Deadline™️. I have, at present, four family members for whom I am making gifts. Now you may be thinking "Kay, that's only four people. That does not warrant a big post." But I'm making one anyway so here we goooo
PERSON #1
Mom. I already decided on my mom's gift, she's getting a shawl. It's my first shawl and I'm kinda geeked about it. It's the Cosmos Textured Knit Wrap from Mama in a Stitch
(photo taken from Mama in a Stitch's website I hope that's ok??)
Yarn is Red Heart worsted weight acrylic in Royal. Now here's the situation: I haven't made a wearable with acrylic yarn in awhile and I wasn't a huge fan of how it felt last time. But I know people do it literally every day, so: when the time comes I will be soliciting advice on how to make it soft and comfy. Plus I hate blocking and I'm gonna have to block this so yay growth!!
PERSON #2
My sister. Adorable, likes a pastel, super long hair, so I was thinking...scrunchies? And then I was thinking scrunchies are not necessarily on the level of gift I was aiming for so I thought...scrunchies + matching leg warmers (babydoll goes to the gym sometimes so i thought it would be cute)? And then. AND THEN. Was scrolling Pinterest instead of sleeping and I found these!!!
Now there are pros and cons
Pros:
I have been wanting to knit lace
I have been wanting to knit socks
Cons:
I have no experience knitting lace or socks
Oh well f*ck it we ball! Will still try to match the scrunchies to the socks. Send thoughts/prayers/advice/yarn recs, because idk what I am doingggg
PERSON #3
My brother. So, at the first of the year I started knitting a blanket kind of just because--I really liked the pattern and I wanted the feeling of starting something new in the new year. In April I decided it would be a gift for my boyfriend at the time, in May it became too hot to knit with wool, and in July the relationship ended. My brother has expressed interest in a blanket from the same pattern and has offered to take this one off my hands. I'm about 3/4 of the way done. Should be an easy gift, right? Maybe I'll throw in a matching pillow?
However, I once promised to make him this sweater:
(image snagged from the MomentsinTwine Etsy shop)
I bought the pattern, I bought the yarn, and I never delivered. (I started it and frogged it twice because my gauge was so so off.)
So uhhh PLEASE do the poll I need help deciding. Yarn would probably be a golden yellow wool blend, because that is the color he wanted 3 years ago and if I ask for an updated color choice he'll know what I'm working on 😭
PERSON #4
My dad.
Y'all.
I have no idea what to do for this man. He is a very classic "I don't want anything" person, and I am a classic "Must. Give. Gift." person. So already, times are tough!! What am I supposed to knit this man???
So I was thinking slippers-- I found a pattern for Woodland Loafers on Ravelry (pattern by Claire Slade) and I thought they were adorable. But then I was thinking why not make a whole, like, cozy care package? So I thought slippers, mug rug + mug cozy, maybe something else? He likes music, he likes to relax and watch his lil shows, he likes M*rvel?? Open to so many suggestions babes.
So...yeah. That's the show. I'll update as I go along, and if you're ever curious about how things are going or want to bully me about not making progress, please nudge me!! Sorry this was so long okay bye
#knitblr#knitting#yarnblr#fiber crafts#the great knitted christmas gifts bonanza of 2024#working title#come hang out with meeee#is this unhinged?#oh well we're in it now#poll#vote now on your phones
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midwest indigo can be so personal
#the deep aching sadness and longing#the complete acceptance of a hometown and its residents disappointing you every time you return#trying over and over to reach out and getting nothing in return#you keep leaving and coming back hoping for better results and always being let down#but then the pre choruses are there to remind us of those weird days and nights with your childhood friends just goofing off#i feel like it's just two friends on the phone trying to hang out after school or work#reminds me of food court taco bell and smoking weed behind a target#and then the chorus takes you right back out of the nostalgia because it doesn't do anyone any good to romanticize the past#but it's there as a reminder that those beautiful memories did happen#twenty one pilots#tøp#twenty øne piløts#midwest indigo#clancy
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when you light up your cigarette from another person's cig it's called the same thing as fucking them in finnish. and. i was drinking with a couple of friends last weekend and now that i think about it there is something funny about standing outside in the cold and having someone ask me to fuck them (= light their cig with mine) in front of their partner bc it's funny (said partner has also done the same to me). and we were all joking and being silly but both me and the partner are the kind of people that are fun to tease and make fun of bc 1. we dont mind 2. we find it funny usually 3. we unfortunately make it v easy, so. anyways i offer the end of my 2nd cig to the person whose cig i lighted earlier bc i wasnt feeling it and they had just declined a full cigarette from their partner bc that was too much at that moment so the partner was jokingly like "whyd you take leevi's cig but not mine" the the convo took a weird turn and ended up in two people who are standing on both sides of me patting my head and leaning on me while calling me a good boy. obviously it doesnt sound as hot in finnish but if i didn't already have a praise kink that would have awakened something in me
#im sorry i NEEDED to get this thing happening off of my chest#bc one of the people involved was someone my bestie cant stand so if i had explained this to her instead of posting here she would have mad#too many remarks about that person and i dont want that#though we did have a grest phone call yap session about other stuff today <3#anyways i left out some stuff from here i think this happened across 2 times of hanging outside on the same night#anyways it was funny#i have to say this was all doing jokingly in a nonserious manner but also most of us are ppl who flirt both accidentally and on purpose whe#drunk so. yknow. not flieting in a serious way though. its like. i dont want to call it smalltalk. u guys know what i mean#jokingly flirting with your friends#thats the phrase#ANYWAYS. ty for letting me get this off my chest#i can now sleep#leevi talks#edit also i dont really smoke it's only a social thing when drunk and about a pack a YEAR so it's fine and doesnt count
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procrastination is starting to have its consequences finally
#on my friends living room floor they love together but one of them has been london for weeks or maybe months#to be with her love. im on a foam mattress from one of their beds next to a glass bottle of water opened by one of them#in a mug given to me by another. the weather felt like my childhood today and it also felt like 2 years ago.#(put space in the heavens Einstein's idea and hes your friend too so nothing to fear) around the table they drank and laughed and i thought#i hope you keep growing so full with the love you receive . i hope your appetite becomes insatiable from how used to it you are#and i know youre all leaving soon but i hope one day you miss this and that youll be happy you miss it#its worth missing i think#i thought he didnt care but he said after exams hes going walk around this area over and over#(this is near where he lived and where we visited almost daily for a year)#(hed come across the bridge on a lake)#we went where she used to live and at the entrance a fox sat calmly. it just yawned and stared.#it felt important somehow. i think maybe their impressions of me will never be close to how i feel inside but i think#i love them enough for that not to matter. i dont think theyll ever know this. i dont think if they did it would change much.#and seeing them smile makes my heart glow anyway. today i tried their malaysian tea the ginger burned my throat#they warmed my heart. hes going to canada soon and hes going to the US soon and shes going everywhere soon ill never understand#how were supposed to live with memories and with seperation and with the past but we do it anyway so i think it doesnt matter much#i wanted to write a poem for the lab rats with the fibre optic wires lit with blue forcing them to turn around and around#something about how im sorry that the two photon arrays burned the inside of your brain. im sorry about the sharp points of multielectrode#arrayes. im sorry about everything we do to you. she asked to see me tomorrow. im trying to have self control but i miss her so awfully#last night my friend talked to me and i updated on everything that happened with love and the lack of it and she just started laughing#and she told me about the same thing from her side. and she told me about how she loved london because she would walk the streets#and she felt like the people were her. and her eyes would go over the people and the bag of bagels and the construction men they probably#have a kid at home maybe shes a daughter. this kid is crying for her mother and the building you just walked past caused#blisters and pain and people died in it and very likely people were born in it. we talked for hours and i felt like#i was holding her hand just like that time she held mine watching a horror film. i love her so much#my friend is a genius and i remember her picking up the charms of my phone and staring at the leaf hanging from them. shes side stepping to#music drinking dangerous cider and cocktails from a movie and chit chatting with billionaires and undergrads#i love her dearly. his head covered in electrodes. she tells me about a syrian guy shes in love with and she says#what you feel and what i feel is like cocaine. ive tried a lot of fucking cocaine.#she says ive reminded her of what living actually feels like and to never put energy into someone who doesnt see me this way.
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If I didn't believe in internet safety, I would post my vacation pics so I could complain (some more) about how I took beautiful and artfully composed photos of my travel companion, and they took photos of me like 🧍🤡
#at one point they were like take one of me how you want yours and i will copy it#and i was like ooookaaaaay#then i could tell they were NOT copying it just from the way they were holding the phone in their hand and i was right#zero sense of light doesn't understand angles had me hang the art in their bedroom because they couldn't figure out the layout
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God I’m hungover as hell I’m just imagining Law taking care of you like this like this sjdhdjhbnnn I need a minute goodbye
#nina rambles~✦#just#he’d shove an IV in you and hang a banana bag#he’d def hold your hair back if you’re puking#I’d have more thoughts but looking at my phone hurts#I’ll be back
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franks the only character i can’t conjure a compelling titan war au for. not bc he’s a fan of the olympians, i think he could be convinced to sympathize with the titan army. i just feel like he wouldn’t feel like it at that point of his life. like “yeah no i get it i’m just like REALLY busy rn sorry. yeah :/“
#roman luke: they exiled your grandfather! dont you want REVENGE???#frank: oh yeah...idk man i have a math quiz tomorrow?#frank will take up a cause someday. but pre-series just is not the time#spiritually he's that snl skit where pete davidsons in a horror movie but keeps hanging up the phone/not answering the door#frank zhang
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