#hallowweenie

[redheadcadavar]

Tumblr almost said this broke the character limit, happy hallowweenis

[trentbent069]

C͟l͟o͟c͟k͟ ͟G͟o͟e͟s͟ ͟B͟a͟c͟k͟,͟ ͟C͟o͟c͟k͟ ͟G͟o͟e͟s͟ ͟I͟N͟S͟I͟D͟E͟ ͟B͟a͟c͟k͟s͟i͟d͟e͟

Almost TIME, here in the UK, to put the clocks back... And, when any men take a look at me, it's like putting the clock back to when they were a kid...and actually kiddie-sized... As, whereas many of them are close in fully erect penile inch length to the ultimate number on a clock face, I have to face that I won't even reach 12 cenTIMEtres in full sexual arousal... And why, speaking of clocks going back, all women are strictly anti-cock-wise in their nous to know that even their small hand will drown my wee willy winkle and so will refuse point-blank to waste even their hand-job TIME on what they resentfully be aware will barely (in two ways) even manage to reach the erectile size in the fittingly shortened form of cm to match the corresponding hour mentioned in a similar-sounding nursery rhyme... And, yes, indeed, to this adult day, I still remain trapped in the realm of nursery-size penis... Just a shame my belly above failed in that and what may be the reason why my never grew up in its wobbly shade... Yes, so too much pumpkin consumed by me in the case of the bulbous size of everything else I obesely possess anatomically... And speaking of that variety of squash, just two days before Halloween - but, in my case, in just one way anatomically, Hallowweeny... TIME certainly turned its back on me in providing me with a cock to be proud of... But, alas, as akin to the picturesquely pictured lass, when women turn their backside on me, they aren't inviting me in for coital anal intimacy - and the best I can hope for is that my men-kin will instead take pity on mine, instead, and at least agree to lose me my anal cherry and charity kin-pump it...

[chimeride]

INKTOBER 2018

[plasticsavage]

@zcom.bs93 Just some good boys that do bad things 😈😈❤️🖤 #HappyHalloween #Hallowweenies #TwinFlame #Boyfriends #couplecostume #devils https://www.instagram.com/p/CHGz_VqnW-8/?igshid=1wpq74uge45rp

[syracyanide]

Everyday is Halloween #witchy #feelingwitchy #18thcentury #costuming #ilovetheseshoes #bossasswitch #everydayishalloween #ministry #longbeach #witchy #stripes #photography #pumpkin #jackthepumpkinking #halloweentown #hallowweenie #gorgeous #whyareyoudressedlikeitshalloween #youlooksoabsurd #youlooksoobscene #gothbabes

[cyanide-kool-aid]

hallowweenie

[eerie-waters]

Saluting one hell of guy on his way back to the Queensland. Safe travels brew @nicdtd #australiansensation #hallowweenie #swapdonkeys #myhittasmyhittas (at The Grand River Manor)

[jandrodraws]

The final horrifying conclusion to #inktober !!! #day31 #partytime #halloween #inkdrawing #ronjeremy #is #dickula #scary #awesome #enjoy #happy #hallowWeenie it's been fun!

[thotatas]

halloween was 10 days ago... i need to change my url.... imma be datrne