#half joke bc mark is bisexual(in my heart)

[mossycobbld]

guess which ones the canonical gay best friend i bet you cant guess it

[superbatson]

For the ask meme: Rick, Beth & Pat

okay, so, i've been, like, stress-posting for the last half hour that i had a whole thing typed out for this and lost it bc of a fucking tumblr glitch thing, which ironically seems to only happen with these sorts of ask posts, so i'm just gonna give you some more generalized summary stuff instead. or maybe i could just post the ask format but kinda condense my answers for all of them into one response. i apologize for the headcanon portion that will be a little half-assed, it's hard to make lightning strike twice, you know?

Sexuality Headcanon:

rick: demisexual

beth: pansexual

pat: bisexual

Gender Headcanon:

i see them all as cis but i am open to other hcs (i just got in trouble once for, i guess, going a little far with a trans hc once that, like, offended someone bc i myself am cis, so ever since, i kinda strayed away from making any sort of trans hcs)

A ship I have with said character:

rick: beth/rick, courtney/rick, also open to cameron/rick (cam and hunter have, like, ridiculously good chemistry, okay?)

beth: beth/rick (duh), beth/joey (they'd be cute if joey weren't, ya know, dead)

pat: pat/sylvester, pat/barbara (he's got two hands!!!), pat/larry (you can't convince me larry doesn't wanna get into pat's pants, okay?)

A BROTP I have with said character:

rick: rick & yolanda, also rick & courtney too, let's be honest

beth: beth & chuck, beth & yolanda, beth & pat (i loved them together in the last ep)

pat: pat & courtney (we love a step-father/step-daughter duo!!!), pat & beth, pat & rick (forgot to mention earlier, whoops; rick needs a dad so pat should adopt him!!)

A NOTP I have with said character:

any teen with any adult bc age difference/legality/morality/etc (i repeated this a few times in my original version of this post 😅)

A random headcanon:

rick: he likes music. while working on cars is his main passion, he likes music a lot too, both playing and listening. it helps him calm down and really channel his emotions. he taught himself to play guitar and finds that it helps relax him when he's feeling particularly angry at the world.

beth: i like the thought of her picking flowers in her free time and turning them into flower crowns. usually, she just keeps them for herself or gives a few to her mom, but now that she's joined the jsa, she makes ones for everyone! (and of course now--i didn't have this element before--i'm picturing rick reluctantly putting a flower crown on his head, but then he sees beth's smile, and it makes his heart skip a beat and he can't help but smile back.)

pat: after taking a while to think of a Not Sad hc, i came up with pat realizing he's bi bc of sylvester. perhaps with all the superhero-ing, syl hadn't been able to do a lot of "normal" teen things, like go to parties and date and kiss a girl, for god's sake. so on the eve of his 21st birthday, he's whiny about it, complaining about being both a kissing virgin and a legit virgin, and pat puts up with it for a while until he finally just snaps, shutting syl up by kissing him on the lips just as the clock strikes midnight, marking syl's birthday. it had just been meant as a joke, a friend helping another friend, but then pat pulls back with a soft, "oh," slipping out of his mouth, and he realizes that he actually liked it. and that he maybe wants to kiss syl again. and again. and maybe a few more times after that.

General Opinion over said character:

rick: My Son who has been through so much shit and deserves the world and will hopefully begin to see the light again now with his girls by his side

beth: my sweet darling angelic daughter who also deserves the world and if you dare say anything mean about her, i will not hesitate to yell at and/or block you

pat: sweet tired dad who's running after 5 (maybe soon to be 6? we don't know) kids and deserves some rest so i would be more than willing to wrap him in a blanket, make him a cup of tea, and smooch his forehead before sending him off to take the nap he so rightfully deserves

[mikenewtonhateblog]

My oc’s aka too long of a gd post

The “BL” Crew (does not stand for boys love I’m just a moron who made that abbreviation before knowing what it stands for). My main crew and main series, a lot is a big WIP right now as I’m slowly redoing the first book and all the lore. Why? I love torture. Book is fantasy type but I won’t specify what.

Lacie, the protagonist. God tier idiot, bisexual bipolar depressed MESS, insomniac, former theater kid, doesn’t know what she wants out of life but currently it is not This(plot of book). Hot headed, impulsive, crude, rude, Mommy IssuesTM, would rather be taking a nap right now, rules are made to be broken, absolutely fucking FERAL, more bags under her eyes than the airport lost and found. 5’5, 130lbs, Aries, age 18, white as shit like literally the whitest human you have ever seen, strawberry blonde hair in a 2011 Hayley Willaims haircut with long bangs, the darkest brown eyes you’ve ever seen that stare directly into your soul. Lanky, no curves, body of a 12 year old boy but works out so she can and will kick your ass and thats a threat. Not human?

Josh. Soft boy, smart, Lacie’s cousin and only friend for like the first 18 years of her life, autistic anxious mess who’s special interest is anchient egyptian history, is in honors classes, despises math, passes out when his girlfriend looks too cute, just needs a hug. Can eat a whole carton of easy mac if left alone, whole wardobe is the same outfit just different colors/hoodies, sensory issues, seriously can someone give this guy a hug. 5’9, 150lbs, Pisces, age 18, mixed (half whatever flavor of white Lacie’s family is [they don’t even know its just some scandanavian shit and irish], and half mexican on his mom’s side), medium olive skin with freckles and moles, dark chocolate brown hair that’s a bit of a 2009 Beiber cut, warm brown eyes, not beefy, a lil thicc and self concious about it but squishy boys are GOOD. Gets bit by a werewolf so now he is one his mood on it is “thats a lot to unpack but let’s just throw the whole suitcase away”.

Zander. There is not one braincell in this man, himbo KING, pansexual dumbass with undiagnosed ADHD, no impulse control, head empty and full at the same time, PTSD, his fashion sense should be an actual crime, gets in fights to feel something, basic requirements for him to be attracted to you: kick his ass. Drinks his respect women juice, sees a folding table and must immediately launch himself on it, chaotic, cannot drive a car and will not, food aggression and eats enough for 3 people but never gains weight which is ILLEGAL, him and Lacie may be a couple.....but in this house we stan slow burn, he talks in caps and every sentence either ends with a question mark or exclaimation point, likes romcoms. 6’2, 190lbs, Sagittarius, age 19, austrailian roots and has the accent but is from [REDACTED FOR STORY REASONS], white, dorito shaped with long legs, blueish black hair that’s long and messy, dark navy eyes that match his hair, bigass neck scar from [REDACTED]. Not human

Peter. Gay dad friend who is TIRED of having to be in charge of a bunch of teenagers, only one with full functioning braincells, lowkey a genius who loves engineering, mixes magical technology with human technology because he likes to play god, is he ever sober? No one knows, will kill for a bottle of single malt, his fashion sense? Tastefully expensive suits perfectly tailored. Likes building his own weapons that no one else knows how to even use, generally non-threatening but can get scary if needed. 6’4, 140lbs string bean man, Scorpio, age 179 but looks early 30s, I know I said Lacie is the whitest human but he’s even paler like a literal sheet of paper with scandanavian roots/ancestors were vikings or some shit, blonde hair styled like 2013 Brendon Urie lmfao, light crystal blue eyes. He’s a vampire and was born one.

Danielle. Tiny, sweet, queen of girls supporting girls, comments on all her friends instagram posts with 20 emojis, LOVES fashion and has a wardrobe that would make anyone jealous, oozes feminine energy, only child and parents are in love still, gets exactly 8 hours of sleep each night and wakes up looking like a disney princess. Just because she is small and cute doesn’t mean you should underestimate her she WILL fuck your shit up. Quiet when angey which is terrifying. Josh is her bf and she loves him so much but also loves teashing the shit out of him. Legally cannot cuss, polite, used her high heels as a weapon once, speaks like 5 languages because studying them is her hobby, gardens, hugs everyone. 5’0, 110, Taurus, age 18, mixed (half french-american, half Korean-american), glowy skin always, PETITE frame aka the friend everyone can pick up when they hug, long past her waist curly brown hair, bright green eyes. She’s not fully human as she has fae blood in her and this gives her the ability to talk to and control plants. Flower crowns for everyone

Becca. Theater kid who would die to sing in Wicked and has the vocal range to do so, cannot wait to graduate and go to her dream college which she got into and a scholarship, closeted lesbian bc her whole giant family is extremely catholic and she feels like not dealing with it, “no boys allowed in bedroom” rule is her favorite joke, chill, middle child of 5 siblings and just wants some peace and quiet for ONCE. Her fashion sense is “I’m dropping subtle hints I’m gay but only to other gays”, has a black belt and took self defense classes. 5’6, 145lbs, Virgo, age 18, Latina (cuban and mexican mix), darker brown skin with light freckles over her nose, athletic build, eyebrows on POINT, bright caramel eyes, short light brown hair cut in a bob, has a tiny nose stud, always wears a blue friendship bracelet her gf made her. Human

Anika. Calling her a bitch/slut is a compliment, bisexual, a bit of a mean girl but she grows out of it give her time!!! Is always Too Much, the horny friend, favorite color is red so thats almost all of her outfits, loves to show off her body as much as she can because she’s hot and knows it and thrives in her own confidence. Her mom is literally like Regina George’s mom from Mean Girls but married a rich man 20 years older than her, Anika doesn’t know her bio dad but thats fine neither does her mom and her step dad is nice and does his best to be a dad. Becca’s gf, always hanging out at her home so Becca can get some quiet because Anika’s an only child and has a pool. 5’9, 135lbs, Gemini, age 18, white, long layered dark reddish brown hair, teal-blue eyes, swimmers body type (I normally do not mention bust size but she would want the internet to know she was blessed with big bahoogles so there you go), can sprint in heels. Half mermaid (boy was that a surprise considering her mom doesn’t know who her father is LOL)

Rex. Nb uses they/them he/him pronouns but honestly will respond to any, goth lite, only attracted to men and ace, can read minds so knows all your secrets, mischevious little shit, great friends with Zander and enjoys his dumbass thoughts and that he’s basically a human version of Jackass, wears too many rings, goth boots for kicking and fashion babey, always has the freshest memes and will not hesitate to roast in the group chat, hangs with the girls most of the time. Chaos god who loves making art, be gay do crime, skateboard and spraypaint. 5’8”, 165lbs, Leo, age 18, Native American, masculine frame, dark brown skin, blue eyes, firetruck red shoulder length hair that’s usually in a ponytail, knock-off gucci sunglasses just for judging their friends. Has magic in their blood so not entirely human and can cast spells and shit (don’t roast me its a wip and I’m doing my research)

Sam. Boho goddess, aromantic, makeup and nails are always instagram worthy, quiet and stoic type but losens up around close friends, Rex is her best friend, has some trauma and doesn’t want to talk about it, emotionally numbed out a bit and wants to purely vibe. Has seen some of the worst parts of humanity and wishes she hadn’t, finds no point in being bitter or resentful though because that won’t change anything, loves cats and once she moves out shes adopting one or three. Has wine aunt energy. 5’4, 200lbs PLUS SIZE QUEEN, Scorpio, age 18, Filipino (her parents are immigrants fun fact!), really olive skin sometimes has a grey/green tinge to it, dark brown almost black shoulder length hair, gold-hazel eyes. Sam’s the victim of a family curse that requires her to consume human hearts to survive, she can transform into a pretty scary looking being and uses this curse to hunt down pedoph*les, r*pists, murderers, and abusers. The less often she feeds the less human she looks, hence the constant grey/green tinge to her skin. 

Andy. Baby of the group, must be protected at all costs, 100% didn’t sign up to be in a friendgroup of 90% monsters but highkey loves it, trans, bi, anxiety MAXED, just wants to draw comics and cosplay spiderman, has to babysit his two younger sisters a lot because his parents are....not great, and as a result now knows all the lines to Tangled and The Little Mermaid. Big nerd energy, has to draw on everything including homework, gets inspiration for comics from his friends, awkward and socially anxious, drinks way too much tea and will accidentally steal your pens. Fears include: crowds, thunder, tall angry men, tiny spaces. Just trying his best. 5’2, 100lbs BEANPOLE BOY, Leo, age 16, white (irish and scottish roots), freckles absolutely EVERYWHERE, orangey red hair thats in desperate need of a haircut, chocolate brown eyes, braces, chronic nail biter. Human and kinda wishes he wasn’t.

That’s it for now if you read all this bless u thank u here is my whole heart. Please no discourse, literally these are fictional people I’ll never publish the books they go to.

[mvloncarch]

     hello hey what’s good hunnies, i’m rollin up late but uh !!  my name’s maia, 25 y/o living it up it up in the ast part of the world and uh listen i don’t have discord bc i’m a literal grandma when it comes to keeping up with all the new means of being social lmao so if you would like to chat and/or plot?? just shoot me an im on here — i’m usually always mobile & i obviously love to talk a lot !  and i’m a heaux for dramatic / angst-fuelled plots .. just a little fyi … i’m excited !! so anyway !!!  onto the Idiot of the Hour you’re actually here to read about; my darling malone. i have a pinterest board for him  HERE  , his stats page set up  HERE  , and a connections page  HERE  which as you can see is bare as all hell so let’s plot <3

╰☆╮ DACRE MONTGOMERY , 21 , CIS MALE , HE/HIM  ☆ — wait , is that MALONE SINCLAIR ? dean lockwood has been looking for them . you didn’t hear it from me but , apparently the JUNIOR might know something about the whole omega chi & kappa tau situation . while they can be ENIGMATIC & RESTIVE , they’re far too ALTRUISTIC & RESILIENT to be involved , right ? those who know them say they’re reminded of BOYISH CHARM AMPLIFIED BY A ROGUISH GRIN, SPARSELY SCARRED FINGERS CLAD IN GOLD RINGS, BEING 3AM’S DESIGNATED SAVIOUR TO ONE AND ALL, HAWAIIAN SHIRTS HIDDEN BENEATH DESIGNER SUITS & DREAMY BABY BLUE HUES LOST IN THOUGHT whenever they’re around .  honestly , the BIOLOGICAL SCIENCES major should try to keep their head down . after the events of last semester , lockwood is out for blood . did you know that MAL is a member of LAMBDA SIGMA OMEGA ? that might explain why their name is being brought up.

okay so homeboy here has had it pretty easy his entire life. his dad works relentlessly as chief of neurosurgery in lower manhattan and his step-mom had worked as a prestigious legal practitioner; one of the most sought out lawyers in the state, and later, a socialite. like the infamous philosopher dr justin roberts once said: “six figures, i was only four”, malone was born with a silver spoon in his mouth. while most would assume he’s a straight up trust fund punk, though, he inherited his father’s impeccable work ethic to a fault.

as an only child and therefore sole heir to the sinclair estate, his parents have been on mal’s ass his entire life to give his absolute best in everything he does. health, school, sports, friendships, relationships, the whole shebang. his marks were always near the top of his class, he excelled at his two favourite sports; hockey during the winter, baseball during the summer. but it wasn’t until he hit his mid adolescent years, started developing an interest in girls ( whom he once thought were riddled with cooties ), that his focus faltered a wee bit and good lil o’malley boy started being a teenager.

embracing his lavish lifestyle and all the popularity / opportunities it handed him on a silver platter basically, mal was ho-ing himself around, partying it up with the elite crowd, earning himself a pretty risque rep among his peers. it wasn’t until he met his first actual serious girlfriend that he did his best to tone it tf down. and it worked, for awhile. but !! of course he fucked it all up and even though what’s done is done, he has big regrets. BIG regrets. mainly bc girl went absolutely wild and took a baseball bat to his ferrari yikes.

after graduating high school with exemplary marks, instead of taking the opportunity to potentially thrive in the big leagues of the sports world, malone opted to stick to his roots, following in his dad’s footsteps. he got accepted into hollingsworth as a pre-med student, studying all the biological sciences, and will be entering his senior year come september. his next big plan is to attend harvard to earn his medical degree and get the ball rollin.

malone still has a whole lot of growing up to do but he’s doing a lot better in comparison to his teenage fever years lmao. he loves helping others alright, giving back to the community & especially helping his frat bros whenever they’re in need. he’s very much.....a Dad in the sense that he coddles his bros but he does it while he’s drunk off his ass?? like if he isn’t winkwink busy himself winkwink, he has no issue busting down doors to check on ppl and hand out condoms like he’s jesus handing out water turned to wine.

on a sober note tho, mal is naturally loud af like.... he just has that thunderous voice that projects half a mile, and he likes to joke a lot so his laugh is even worse sdfhudgkjd. but all in all he’s a good guy ok he wants to do good for himself and everyone else, he just has issues listening to one head over... the other rip.

wanted connections ; 1) ok so uh he obviously needs his bros, i'm thinking maybe even a best bro like vinny & pauly d vibes pls let them have had a wild trip with the boys to vegas, got drunk, and married each other PLS. 2) also on that note, maybe a fella he's experimenting with?? bc he's a bicurious soul, potentially bisexual, so that would be a loAD of angst huh. 3) he need him some fwb / hook up type deals, whether they be a regular occurrence or a one time thing. 4) ex gfs!! i don't see him having like... a SHIT load of exes bc he tries to stay away from relationships but probably anywhere between 1-3?? whether they be on good terms, bad terms, lingering feelings, etc. i'm cool with whatever. 5) maybe somebody he tutors?? bc while he gives off mad Dumb Frat Bro vibes, mal is actually very intelligent and again.... he loves helping ppl out. 6) how about some enemies tho. like... idk man i'm SURE there are ppl he rubs the wrong way bc he's a pretty loud boy lmao. or maybe they think he's fake. or maybe there's some sports rivalry or frat rivalry or he broke ur bff's heart?? the possibilities are endless.

[kiicn-blog]

did you hear about the monaco trip? it’s legendary at ucla. KIAN KANG is going, i’m so jealous. their instagram makes it seem like they’re pretty dynamic and they’re all about “do what you do best” & texts left on read. can you believe they’re only twenty-three and they’re going on a free trip to monaco for the summer? hopefully they don’t let their aloof side show too much on the trip. • HAS FIVE SIBLINGS • BROKE UP WITH PARTNER OF THREE YEARS TWO MONTHS AGO

uh henlo, quick intro before i disappear for the evening and write my second paper :( you won't see me till like tuesday :(( afternoon :( after class :(( anyways LMAO i'm aye ! i am twenty three :/ she/her pronouns and in the est timezone ! if u haven't already added me, add me on discord new girl could be the 1 for me#8402 , some of u added me and didnt come say hi so i hOPE after u read this u hit me up :( bc . i rly dont kno who is who tht added me JKFMGDSG dont be shy i do not bite :DDD

okay ima keep this fairly simple, let's start w stats ! 

full name: kian kang, no middle name, call him kk haha nickname(s): kiki, k, ki, do not call him ian he won't ever talk to you again, respect his vegan white ass name age: 23. date of birth: november 2nd 1995. hometown: new york, new york. ethnicity: korean. gender: cis male. sexuality: bisexual. hair colour: black. eye colour: brown. height: 5'11. tattoos: has a tattoo of a lion on his right index finger and a tiny heart behind his left ear. piercings: ears, three on the right, two on the left.

okay quick background ! im not gna write a lot and keep it brief bc ive been writing for school and my brain is DEAD i dnt have the mindset to go into depth bout anything but if u wnna know anything else just ask 

kian comes from a well off background like his mom ? a sugar DADDY ! like his dad married into MONEY !

they live in greenwich village in NYC n tht area is so expensive so u can say he had a nice upbringing, went to the best school

anyways ! quick family talk, his dad rly didn't love his mom , and rly only married for money and security and when kian was born he wanted kian to have all the things and opportunities in life that he didnt so he stayed w his mom

n his dad ? gay as FUCK kept tht hidden for god knows how long

it wasnt till kian was like 15 when he was like o ? father thoust r gay huh

yeah so tht marriage ended LMAO and kian wasnt rly happy that his family broke up

at the wedding when they asked does anyone object ? he stood up and said ME bitch but he was joking but he wasnt joking he was serious , u can say hes .. happy .

he has two siblings, they're still babies, twins, they're like 12 thats baby ok he loves his siblings theyre annoying but loves them ! assuming the other three are gna be from the step sibling plot xoxo i can alter this

ok here's a rundown on  kian now

kian , is a very blunt individual like he can be straightforward about a lot of stuff, he doesnt rly sugarcoat his words, it's just how he was raised

sometimes he can come off mean but like it's just.. how he talks and sometimes he doesn't realize what he says is wrong he just says it like this man has never been told to shut up,

he was always favored in school for the way he talked but sometimes tht warranted eyebrows raising left and right but he was still adored for his stupidity and lack of sense

he's an alright kid , can be nice when he wants to be , gentle soul once u rly get past whatever walls he put up

like he doesn't like to show that side as often unless u LOVES u but i feel like he should have air signs in him ..hmm.. will think bout it KFMDG

what am i missing ..

i feel like i missing something,

oh comign from n y of c he's super into looking good, even when he bums it down he looks good, he'll also call u out on ur choices and be like ur wearing tht ? today ? yikes...

if u want an honest opinion he's not afraid to be honest , v brutal xoxo

i think thts it

anyways PLOTS

so. . this is a possible plot ! and im gna base it off the song 'the wall' by anders if u wanna go take a listen teehee anyways, imagine this . it's all lovey dovey for a year and it was going well like over the moon relationship like you almost think these two would have gotten married but then after the year mark, things began to go down the drain? they started to hang out less, fights would break out, sex that would follow the fights but like that's it.. tht was the only intimacy, and sometimes they'd pretend they're okay for a day or two but then have a complete fit over like idk the wrong food order, cheating speculations could have arose and then they really really tried to make it right their third year, trying to go over what went wrong but then they decided to call it quits BUUtt since it's a fresh wound, they could have some slip ups if ukno what i meaaan anyways yeah if u wnna do this xoxo pls be prepared to plot back FKDG

a possible familial relation, like cousin . only cousin really, obv ur chara would have to be korean or half korean but someone who just knows kian inside and out this could be like an angsty familial relationship or a good one

ok another anders based plot ! listen to don't call :)) anyways this one, sometime after his break up he decided to have a few hook ups here and there, meaningless ofc but this specific hook up left a mark on him , maybe by the way they talked to him , he kept coming back for the four second intimacy, it left him confused n dazed , confused bc why am i feelin weird i just had a heartbreak

honestly im just down if anyone just wants to have a simple hook up plot thts cool too no thinking just lmk ! bc he's had a few after his breakup

enemies / ppl who don't get along ? idk kian could have come off COMPLETELY wrong and ur chara could have taken it the wrong way, insults were thrown here and there and they just don't talk with kindness

a sugar baby ! kian got MONEY ! i told u his mom ? a sugar daddy xoxo he doesnt mind spoiling ppl but only one he aint tht generous also u have to build a relationship with him if u want him to spoil u

uh thts it if u have any other plots just lmk xoxo we dont have to just do these

[haechanti-remade]

yeS please elaborate on your au this shit is gucci 👀

alright *cracks knuckles*

s o, this au (which tbh started as a whole ass markhyuck au bc im Projecting my gay ass feelings) got a bit out of hand and now i’m in love with it and the idea of punknct. i’ll only give the character outlines 4 now bc wow this got long (n if anyone wants to read it its on ao3) here’s a little more info on the boysbuwu

“DREAM” is a 4 member, grunge-punk band consisting of; donghyuck, jeno, jaemin, and jisung. they play frequently in a venue owned by taeyong and taeil somewhere downtown, nestled between two sketchy looking brick buildings. ironically, they had to wait for jisung to turn 16 before they would actually play there bc the age restriction was “16+” lmao

Jeno (17/18) is the bassist. A Bigg Beefy Bi who’s rlly gay for renmin. He thinks hes cooler than he actually is and is always Flexin’, but he’s got a heart of gold. Has matching nose piercings w hyuck and also got his lip pierced bc hyuck dared him to, and jeno never turns down a dare. his wardrobe is probably 70% sleeveless black shirts, ripped jeans, and plaid, and the other 30% are just hoodies and “punkified” baseball caps. He likes to tell really bad jokes and is ½ of the dumbass duo (the other half is hyuck), and is kind of impulsive, but he’s always doing his best. He rlly likes pda but pretends he doesn’t bc Cool Guys Don’t HugTM (yet he’s one of the clingiest of them… hmmm)

Jaemin (17/18) is the main guitarist and does a lot of vocals w hyuck (mostly backing/support). he’s smooth and suave but also a whole Savage who doesn’t hold back when he’s out to Roast. A Whole Ace with the biggest soft spot for his boyfies, gets shy whenever someone compliments him but he highkey enjoys it. Dangly earrings are his best friend and he has like six of the same my chemical romance baseball-tees. His guitar is his BABY and he refuses to let anyone even breathe in her direction without him supervising, he uses any and every excuse to play because??? guitar is life man. Being on stage is like, his dream, and he had to take a hiatus from it for awhile because he was injured and it really got him down, but now that he’s back he just doesn’t want to stop performing. Likes to tease his dumbass friends whenever they do dumbass things, but is the first to help them out when they need it.

Jisung (16) is the drummer. He joined the band last after his neighbour jeno approached him bc he’s always drumming loudly in his parents garage and they needed a drummer, and he was like, “k”. Pretends to be a badass bc he wants to keep up with the whole “edgy” shtick that’s like, the band’s whole concept, but he does not succeed at all. He’s super protective over his drums bc one of his idiot friends almost set them on fire once, and he’d much rather be playing them then actually going to school or doing homework. Plaid, big sweaters, baseball caps, and skinny jeans are the only things in his closet right now (he used to wear too many band bracelets but the rest of DREAM sat him down for an intervention when he turned 16). He’s actually rlly sweet and cute but he doesn’t take anyones Shit and he will call you out. is a whole baby gay who Totally Does Not have a crush on chenle, totally.

and enter Mark, Renjun, and Chenle

mark (19) is a stressed college freshman who shares a dorm with renjun. he literally stresses about Everything and works way too much, and him, a disaster bisexual, also just wants a boyfie to cuddle. He spends most of his free time hanging out with renjun or sleeping in bed because really, he gets barely four (4) hours most nights. He doesn’t rlly care how he looks, and he likes to be comfortable, so his closet is full of sweaters (that are frequently stolen smh). Cant function without at least one cup of coffee a day. He doesn’t rlly know how to handle cute boys and gets flustered whenever one so much as looks in his direction, is a certified Mess. He especially can’t handle punk-aesthetic boys, those r his weakness

renjun (17/18), the last of norenmin, is a less stressed college freshman who rooms with mark. he’s the True “calm, cool, cute, collected” of the bunch. He’s super fly and he knows how to get what he wants, and he’ll definitely stoop low enough to act cute for bc he knows everyone’s secretly weak for him. He’s DREAM’s number one fan honestly and he doesn’t shut up about them sometimes (especially nomin). Just wants to lather everyone in affection and love (highkey likes it when nomin dote on him too tho), and also just wants to help mark out so he can achieve his Big Gay Dreams. He wears a lot of mix-mashed clothes, and plaid, and is kind of a “troublemaker”, because of all the time he spends with the idiot duo (hyuckno). also doesn’t hold back, he will sugar coat things, but still tell it like it is, he’s a whole Mom Friend.

Chenle (16/17) is renjun’s “cousin” and long-time neighbour. He really likes to stir up trouble bc he knows how to get away with it, and likes to tease his friends (mainly mark), but he loves them a lot. you’re more likely to find him going around town and sneaking out to hang out with Renjun or DREAM rather than doing his homework. is Super Done with his gay ass friends (but also secretly wants to hold jisungs dumb hands). him and jisung are super close and bonded over their awful “emo” phases and mutual love for fall out boy and my chemical romance - he’s also still lowkey not out of that emo phase yet, but don’t tell anyone. he’s rlly the “cheeky little brother” type that nobody can not end up loving.

anyway, if anyone ever wants more.,,,,,,, uwu

[kkukkung]

Your tag on the wonho pic with the cushions was bad even for you and you tagged 'soft' after that I can't believe it

im a soft stan.. uwu

HUge ask compilation under the cut yikes omg

twitter*com / arya940115 / status / 850724933906735104 WATCH THIS BUNNY!

[link] i can’t believe i have anons that call me “bunny” jkfsdghg this is?? matty’s impact. and I KNOW hyungwon rly died? it’s so interesting how wonho is so soft but he can also… kill a man… this is so h*t

sncksndnxinsjdcjcdknckksnsnxnkzndidh ive been on ur blog for an hr and a half now just reajdng ur tags and i jsut jdjdnkdjsjdk wrow what a long ass ride n also i cant believe u have a mh furry tag i thogit i was the only ome kskdnndksd

do u ever see someone and u can just… picture them in a fursuit…. that’s lmh…. anyway im sorry u wasted….. so much of ur precious time on my blog omg but thank u…….. also…. what’s ur minhyuk furry tag 👀👀👀 gotta flesh out my collection

u kno blogs that are marked nsfw dont show up in tags 👀 (hdhdfh thats probably not why ur posts dont show up but lol)

hgfjkfjfsh bye…. i know other blogs have this problem too and i think it might have smth to do w spam and whatnot, like not every post the fy blogs post show up either so it’s just… some tumblr thing i reckon? honestly i don’t think i’m that……….. nsfw am i………… 

I aspired to b as funny as your tags are

my tags……. aren’t funny dghjkdf……………. my gf left me over how unfunny i am? i have a rly shitty sense of humour i laughed sm when minhyuk said wonho used to be a human faced fish like that was so fucking funny to me but ??? no1 else…. but thank u rly

twitter(.)com(/)OfficialMonstaX(/)status(/)849589491182338049 an ot7 photo where minhyuk isnt clinging to anyone!!!!!!

incredible…. i rmbr this….. i feel a bit like… empty inside this isn’t Right u kno jfksgdh…

You @ any pic: oh cool…wonder how lmh ties into this…..

ur not wrong… but i feel attacked rn fjhsgj idk lmh is just so fascinating to me!!!

you know abt vocal analysis?? i know a tumblr mx blog who did a few and was wondering if you could read them?

i haven’t heard abt this before but i just googled it and i think i get the Gist Of It… i’m interested! link me :3c i can’t promise i will be that insightful though!

Did you get my message about changkyun’s coughing? [i did sorry answering it now!!! jsghgf]

I’m kind of worried. Since like 3 months ago, Changkyun’s been coughing. And at first I thought it was nothing but it’s persistent and doesn’t seem to be getting better or going away. Coughing usually means something with the lungs or heart and I’m worried all the coughing effects his breathin. He’s my precious Lil baby and I may worry too much. But i hope he’s had it looked at cause coughing like that all the time can mess up the lungs pretty bad if untreated

yes me too :((( i’ve noticed this too and like…. in fact half of mx has been sick for this comeback and it just… makes me feel v :(((( u know. i do think changkyun’s the type to not let something get in the way of his ambitions and he would…. try to take care of himself? i hope he’s gotten it checked out too… it’s strange bc it’s not exactly a Persistent thing, like it’s just like he needs to clear his throat sometimes and it sounds v dry? :/// idk what that means but yeah hopefully it’ll… clear up soon… :

I think it’s because I’m too soft of a stan but I really started crying when wonho cried in that video what the fuck why would the hurt me like this. Also can we agree the rapping was a lil :/ hilarious but cute. PS. WHY WAS IT SO FUVKINH WHITE WASHED WHt

i just…. couldn’t take the crying seriously sjkfdhgf i felt embarrassed bc of how cheesy it was but ummmmm im still slowly unclenching my butt from that feeling minhyuk’s falsetto gave me. and yeah lmao the rap. lmao. also anon u sound v cute n sof;;

In one of your posts about wonho you said you “weep for you child who was bullied at school and grew up broken”, what do you mean, what happened? I didn’t know about this and I’m TT

omg anon sdfjkghfskj i wrote that tag complaining abt….. my flopping gifset kjsfdhg im sorry u misinterpreted dw i’m sure wonho never went through smth like that!

Jackson and minhyuk together in that gifset is 2 much who decided to put two extremely loud needy bisexuals together

“two extremely loud needy bisexuals” GBYE…. u ever see  characterisation so accurate ur soul leaves ur body momentarily bc

What’s your opinion on the collar/neck tie not attached to the shirt thing that Wonho wore for their KBS Music Bank performance? I’m not sure how to feel about it.

personally i think it’s sexi? u could dress wonho in some bubble wrap and that would b sexi? tbh i rly like the…. sleazy rich dude costuming for this era;;;

nation’s demon child lee minhyuk… won’t somebody save our pure, productive youths from his clutches?

im dissociating fjgkjg

what are your favorite mx ships (or just like two-person dynamics/relationships) with minhyuk in them :>

showhyuk… wonhyuk… kihyuk…. hyunghyuk… joohyuk… and recently changhyuk wait fuck that’s all of th-

seriously tho… tell me if u want me to speak abt smth specific i think ive written extensively on like all of these before… just feel like minhyuk rly…. has v v v intimate relationships in general

Hey ^^“ new monbebe here~ and what exactly is no mercy? is before debut, right? And you know where we can download/watch it? tysm

jsdfhjgh u probably won’t see this anon but yes no mercy is the survival show that mx debuted from… you can watch it on 1thek’s channel. here’s the first ep and it should be pretty easy to find from there!

did you see on the radio that wonho said that he feels awkward around shownu and then the members were like that’s why they go to the gym cause they don’t talk.. shownu when he’s around wonho: :D wonho when he’s around shownu: :S

[diff anon] Recently on the radio wonho said he’s most awkward with shownu 😭💔😭 what are your thoughts? Also hyungnu talk before sleeping what do you think they talk about 👀👀👀

on showho… wonho has said b4 that shownu still feels kinda ?? apologetic towards him bc of the leader business so i feel like that is the potential strain in their relationship :/ but i doubt they’re genuinely awkward w each other like…. when ur constantly around someone for like 3+ years… i doubt any mx coupling is awkward now? but yeah it’s likely that shownu… kind-hearted son hyunwoo… feels residual weirdness abt being the leader when it was originally wonho’s role. re hyungnu PLEASE gjkfhds they’re so close they rly…………. they’ve been close since the beginning of time like hyungwon has a lil fanboy crush on shownu and shownu thinks hyungwon is beautiful and funny and they just……………… idk they must vibe together so well bc they’re both quiet + kind and they just………… seem to chill together a lot these days e.g. playing billiards !!!! aaa and um i feel like they would talk abt everything i can’t narrow it down?? probably like… discuss funny things that happened during the day and shownu tells a joke and hyungwon laughs for 5 minutes straight bc once he starts he doesn’t stop sgfhj

thsi is so stupid but u kno kihyun’s pose from beautiful where hes like,, turned away from the camera n a lil hunched over w/ his arms out i just,, just fuckin think of those grainy pics of bigfoot like i see kihyun n its like C R Y P T I D S P O T T E D

i hate this fgdjhfjk i feel like changkyun is a real cryptid btw (the part where he’s like…. sliding across???)?? anyway when will kihyun pop me via telepathy

Wonho gripping the straw of his coffee drink with his entire fist fkrkgkk why is he such a babie

feel like wonho was a lil bit spoilt/rolling in love as a kid and grew into this… manchild (not the annoying kind tho bc he’s also… v mature…) i love him sm….

Wow do u think minhyuk and kihyun are such good frens because they both love to act fake cute…..These Scorpio antics

YES!!!!! i think they’re v different kinds of fake-cute tho like, w kihyun it’s kind of…. nauseating when he does it on purpose like the way he plops down into chairs omg (gjhkfsdgk im sry) but w minhyuk it’s like he’s mastered how to b cute without being too much so that it leaks into his natural expression? but anyway when kihyun isn’t cute on purpose but is….. CUTE nonetheless… that’s when it Gets me u kno.

You aren’t the only one to notice how PD-nim cuts Wonho’s answers, and exploits his reactions. It’s not that I don’t love his precious self being exposed and tbh I gain life everytime Kiho laughs but the parts that sticks are the ones when he tries to pacify the situation. I think he steps back on variety but can show his true colors/raise his voice in NON-FORMAT programs(?) as RIGHT NOT/DEOKSPATCH/X-RAY. Plus it seems like he’s an audience type than the jokester one…

“show his true colors” jfskdhg yes on kinda.. external programs they don’t show much of him :(( and i think he’s just generally less comfortable speaking in those situations (even on radio shows he’s vvvv quiet…. and this era especially i feel like he’s been sort of Even More Quiet? but where there’s a production + filming team he’s working with that he starts to get familiar with mb he opens up more… anyway yes i agree he’s definitely someone who likes to observe what’s going on rather than directly contribute to the action in external variety/talk programs!

full offence but your tags give me life thank u

thank u?? thank U

my mom likes shownu because she thinks hes a: traditional, manly, well fit, and "expensive” looking man sunshwwjhsbe what but she looked at changkyun was like “who is this hunk” and said “he looks like the type to pay for 500$ meal” jsHWNHSJWYSHWH

(this is for when i asked who everyone’s mum’s fave member was fjkdhg) THAT’S RLY CUTE but im screaming changkyun is the furthest thing from a hunk (quote wonho: his life will b in danger if he doesn’t exercise) and he’d probably take u to his dim studio and feed u cup ramen on a date??? jkdfhgkj

I can’t believe Hyungwon gave us a hacker version of the Iconic Math lady meme on Amigo TV. I guess you could say he’s [hacker voice] ‘All In’.

THIS IS AWFUL jgsfhdjk……… i feel like hyungwon is rly transparent with his expressions like everything shows on his face?? like u can see the cogs whirring in his head when he’s thinking he’s rly so so s o pure :( lov him

damn, i.m

delete this?

“annals of time" 

i forgot when i tagged this and in relation to what but jkfdsghjksdfjkkjdfhdskjhfkghkjsfjksgh

annie ….. what hav you done to me :// i’ve began talking like .. this ?? i call my bias raw fish now :(

i hate this fjkgdshsdnjkggf ???? ? i don’t want this either !!!!!!!!!! but my internet persona? ??  cant u see im tryign,,, so hardf.,,, ,all the goddamned time…,,,,,, who is ur bias who is raw fish gfjkdhg (also i only called wonho raw chicken ONCE let me livevnsjkfdhj)

i feel like out of all the weird shit one could possibly be into .. elbow slurping isnt rly too wild like theres so Much out there tht im not mad at it. jus. just go ahead. take a fucking slorp babes

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hyungwon is my grandpa who rants @ me for 2 hours abt how his grandchildren never visit and are too loud when they do and how kids these days are always talking about wigs and their dads and then handing me a pile of Werther’s Original™ hard candies before hobbling off to take a nap

why is this so…… detailed and…. accurate…..

Hey sorry to bother you, but do you know whens it’s going to be the first MX’s award show, and where can i watch it? I’m always lost when it’s about this kind of thing e.e Anyway , have a nice day :3

IM RLY SORRY JSFGHKJSFG i hope u found it….. im sry im…. i never answer things in time but;;;;;;;; yes it was on m countdown and u can watch it on the mwave website as well as the mnet youtube channel!

I jus screamed at the phrase "made from the same fursuit” I wanna die

i literally get half my gross terminology from katie?? she made me this way

what are your thoughts on all of the different wonho ships? 👀

i want to…. nest myself in all the warm bonds wonho has formed w every member but especially wonhyuk and wonkyun i think?

the new yang nam show pix made me start thinking what do u think mx wear as jammies fr?? 🤔 besides wonho who just. Lets it free. I feel like ck would b one of those ppl who wears full jammie sets tbqh

why does this sound like matty…. they talk abt their pj preference in that one fancam i can’t find rn sjfdhg but tbh all i took from it was…… wonho……. but yes definitely i think ck would like that…. wants 2 feel Complete and Covered and Neat…

hey!! about the choreo thing, i feel that tbh. i think because so much of fandom is focused on being mad positive all the time, it feels like you can’t notice anything that isn’t 'just so’, but honestly, i do wish their choreo came out better on screen :/ another thing, and i don’t blame them for it, but it helps to keep the lines themselves clean so that no matter what it’s all good angle wise? got7 has trouble w/ that too (everyone dances their own way instead of together, yfm)

yes…………………………. i agree and i just… feel like their choreo is so much Effort but it’s not exactly flashy for all that energy they exhaust as well??? nd yeah what i said abt camera angles… this time the selling point w the jacket choreo was a good touch tho imo but it still………….. isn’t………………. what it Could Be idk i just feel like everything could be flashier and that might help them trend more dance-wise bc rn like tbh i don’t rly know what monsta x is known for? alsoooo what u said abt fandom being mad positive all the time i feel that sm like especially in this fandom… ppl rly pedestal the boys sm and sometimes… idk… overpraise their music when tbqh…. there isn’t….. that much Unique abt it…..? :0

wonhontology (.) tumblr (.) com / post / 158743886921 What a coincidence?!, seems like your scorpio boy has a vore kink and a nipple fixation… #AnWonHyuk

wonhontology tumblr com /post/158743886921 In the second one, isn’t Minhyuk trying to bite Wonho’s nipple? 0.0

[link] i can’t believe i didn’t see this gsjfdhg i love my vore kink nipple biter boy??? ***** *** *** **** ** **** ***** ***???????????????

lostinmonstax (.) tumblr (.) com / post / 158736187961/ tummy-flash did you see that?

[link] um fuck he’s so toned gjskhdfjksdhfk

Hi I love you

i love u 17 days late??? fdskgkjg

somtimes i have a strong urge to call minhyuk my lizard man in my tags this is ur impact annie

i can’t believe ppl r finally beginning to see lmh for who he rly is….. my lizard brethren

the beautiful mv is already to 2 million views and i am weeping… also i am really digginghoseok’s new grey/silver/no-longer-blonde hair.

u can jus.t…. tel lhow old this ask is by its contents jkgfhdsjkgs im the worst im sry but aa… thinking abt… all the hope we had…. 3 weeks ago… makes me :’’’’’’’’’’’’’’’’’’’’———-))))))))))

cant believe that thigh wrestling gif cut out the part where minhyuk almost reveals his lizard self after wonho smacks his ass hard enough to make him jump a little and break thru his human disguise but tries to stay casual. wongo resistant ass

the. ass slap changed my life btw…. a lil bit of Inner Lee Minhyuk leaked out hfjkgfsdjkhg also this ask is so…………………… im scremaing at every part of it like it rly gets better w every word

hey,,,,,I love this blog,,,,, thank u

i lov u???????????/ this is a terrible lbogblglbo?

ppl have been pointing out how ur url says wonho but ur avatar says minhyuk but i cant beleaf no one has pointed out that the lil moon on ur desktop blog theme says 'rly a changkyun stan but don’t tell any1’ i’m on2 ur secrets 👀

👀👀👀👀👀

STAN SHIN HOSOCK, since he allowed Wonho’s freedom!

??? im sorry what does this mean jkfgkj

[actualyuuri]

to be or not to be (gay)

I got an anon a while ago asking me to write a fic based off of this adorable story online but I accidentally deleted the ask!! Anyway, I couldn’t get this idea out of my mind bc it was too perfect, so I hope you enjoy!

Length: 4.6k; Rating: teen;

Summary: Victor doesn’t like seeing his flatmate, Yuuri, with other guys, and he can’t figure out why. Could it be that he’s homophobic? Or is it something else entirely?

Read more of my fics here!

Yuuri is a good flatmate.

(In fact, Victor sometimes wonders how he’d gotten so lucky.)

He’s neat, friendly, cooks sometimes. He offers to make Victor tea in the mornings, isn’t the type of person who keep throwing bottles in the recycling bin until it turns into a game of Jenga. He laughs at Victor’s jokes—even if they’re not very funny, always pays his half of the rent on time, is willing to try new shows on Netflix with him.

And he happens to be bisexual.

Which Victor is fine with.

Obviously.

(Obviously.)

Until he comes home early from work one day and hears Yuuri laughing in his bedroom.

He must have a friend over. Probably Phichit.

Except…

It’s not Phichit’s voice.

Which is odd, because while Yuuri does have other friends, the only person he typically brings around the flat is Phichit. Maybe it’s Leo? Or Guang Hong?

And then the door opens, and Yuuri steps out, still laughing, and there’s an arm around his shoulders. A guy’s arm. A guy Victor doesn’t recognize. A guy who is smiling at Yuuri like he’s the light of his life. He has short, brown hair, and he’s tall—taller than Yuuri and even taller than Victor, which makes him angry for some reason, and he has blue eyes. Like Victor’s. Except duller, of course.

Their flat is small, the main kitchen is connected to the living room and then there’s a short hallway with two bedroom doors. They share a bathroom that branches off of the left side of the hallway. Victor stands in the kitchen, eyes drawn directly to the man beside Yuuri. He watches as Yuuri’s smile fades, and then the stranger catches sight of Victor, and his smile fades, too.

Good.

“Hi,” Yuuri greets.

Victor doesn’t look at him. Remains focused on the stranger. “Hello. I don’t believe we’ve met.”

The man shifts uncomfortably, and his grip around Yuuri tightens a little. “I’m James.”

“James,” Victor repeats.

Not even an attractive name, really. Yuuri and James. James and Yuuri. There’s no ring to that, no chime to it. The three words don’t feel as though they work well together. Interesting.

And then…

A mark on Yuuri’s neck.

Small, barely visible, a light tint of red, but there’s no doubt in Victor’s mind that it's there. It’s not a figment of his imagination. He meets Yuuri’s eyes, and his flatmate looks confused, cocking his head to the side.

“I should get going,” James says suddenly.

Yuuri turns to him and offers a small smile.

Which isn’t okay.

Isn’t okay in any way, shape, or form.

And then kisses him.

(Victor has never been one to be affected by PDA.)

(Couples on the street never bother him. Kissing never bothers him. He has always been the type of person who could talk about sex with a total stranger without batting an eyelash, not that he makes a habit of doing that.)

(But this?)

(This is disgusting. Revolting. Makes him sick to his stomach.)

Then James walks away, and with every inch of distance between him and Yuuri, Victor can breathe just a little bit easier. The door shuts behind him, and Yuuri stares after it, lips pursed. “What was that about?” he asks.

Victor frowns. “What was what about?”

Instead of an answer, Yuuri just sighs and runs a hand through his hair, except the angle of his head gives Victor an even better view of the hickey—the sight sends a shiver down his spine—and he feels sick all over again. He wonders if Yuuri had enjoyed getting the hickey, or if he’d just consented because James had wanted to kiss his neck. Wonders if Yuuri enjoys neck kisses, anyway. Probably not. At least, not from James. Because why would he? The guy certainly wasn’t that attractive, and Yuuri could do better, obviously.

“Is he your boyfriend?” Victor questions, because part of him has to know, has to know. Has this has been going on for a while? Does all of this mean that Yuuri has been seeing someone for days, weeks, months? Bringing somebody around to Victor’s home when he’s not around?

Yuuri blinks. “What? No, we’re… He’s… I mean, I don’t know.”

Victor swallows. “You don’t know? How could you not know?”

“You’re acting weird,” Yuuri mutters, turning and walking away.

“Wait.”

When Yuuri swivels back around to face him, Victor sees the hickey again, and winces. Visibly winces. He can’t help it. The very idea of it… The sight of it… Like nails on a chalkboard. Like the sound of a squeaky mechanical pencil. Like a dry erase marker on paper.

Then Yuuri walks away.

“Wait,” he calls again, but this time his flatmate doesn’t stop walking, enters his bedroom and shuts the door. The lock clicks.

(Yuuri never locks his door.)

(Yuuri never gets mad at him.)

(Yuuri never walks away from him like that.)

Victor buries his face in his hands and sits down on a kitchen stool.

~

An hour later, he knocks on Yuuri’s door. Has an apology prepared to the very last syllable. He waits, rocking back on his heels and adjusting his hair. He really, really doesn’t want to fight with Yuuri. No matter how much his hickey disgusts him, fighting with him is the last thing he wants in the world.

Because, as had been previously stated, Yuuri is a good flatmate.

And a good friend.

The best of both worlds.

When Yuuri opens the door to his room, he looks expectant, one hand clutching the edge of the door and the other by his side, stuffed into his pocket. “Hi.”

“I’m sorry,” Victor blurts. “I don’t know why I acted like that. I think I was just surprised, I didn’t know that you… I didn’t… I’m sorry.”

He shrugs. “It’s okay. If it bothers you that I have people over when you’re not here for some reason, I could always text you beforehand—”

“No, no, it’s fine,” he assures him. “I’m just really sorry.”

Yuuri offers a shy smile and touches Victor’s arm, squeezing it. “It’s fine, seriously. You’re already forgiven. Just don’t do that again, okay?”

“Of course.”

~

They watch a movie later that night.

The King and the Skater, because apparently the fact that Victor hasn’t seen it before is a sin and he needs to drop everything he’s doing to try and make up for so many deprived years. It’s Phichit’s favorite movie, too, according to Yuuri, and Yuuri asks Phichit if he wants to come but he says no.

(Why does that make Victor happy?)

(Phichit saying no?)

(The thing is, Victor likes Phichit. He’s a nice guy, outgoing, very close to Yuuri.)

(But as he sits on the couch beside his flatmate, a blanket draped across both of their laps, he’s happy that Phichit isn’t here.)

Odd. He stores that thought away for future contemplation.

He glances at Yuuri’s neck. The hickey is already almost faded, thank god.

Victor shifts closer to him, yawning. It’s not late, yet, but he’d eaten a hefty dinner and the fact that the lights are off certainly isn’t helping. Yuuri glances at him and smiles, then returns his attention to the movie.

Except Victor doesn’t.

(Which is bad, because Phichit is probably going to give him a pop quiz on the names of the characters and the intricate details of the plot later.)

“This is his favorite part,” Yuuri whispers, pointing at the screen. But then he yawns, too, and lays down on his side, head resting on the arm of the couch and the blanket joining him, falling off of Victor’s lap.

“You stole the blanket,” Victor accuses. He tugs on it and Yuuri laughs as he tries to take it back, the action resulting in an impromptu battle.

Yuuri wins—but only because Victor gives up. He holds the edge of the blanket in his hands and brings it up to his chin. “It’s soft,” he points out, cheeks flushed red.

There’s a weird feeling in Victor’s stomach.

He smiles back. “I guess you’ll just have to move over, then.”

Yuuri obeys and shifts to the side, making barely enough room for Victor to lay behind him. Victor sighs sleepily and leans back against the couch, keeping a few inches of space between their bodies, because this is just a friendly thing, of course. Platonic, completely platonic. He glues his eyes back to the movie screen, but after a while he realizes he would be hard-pressed to name what had happened in the last couple of scenes.

He yawns again, eyes falling shut. Then he feels a back pressed against his chest and realizes that Yuuri has moved backwards—he wonders if that had happened on accident or on purpose. Given the way that Yuuri shifts forward again immediately, he figures it had been an accident. But it had felt nice, having Yuuri against him, so Victor touches his shoulder and presses on it gently until he’s back, touching him once again. Yuuri doesn’t protest.

“Are you tired, too?” Yuuri asks.

“I might have to give this movie a second attempt tomorrow,” Victor responds.

Yuuri laughs at that. “Don’t say that to Phichit. He’d never forgive you.”

Victor ducks his nose into the back of Yuuri’s shoulder, breathes in the scent of the familiar cologne that he always wears. He’s wearing a soft, long-sleeved blue sweater, and Victor smiles against him, hand on his shoulder moving to his side instead. Yuuri shuffles farther back against him, arms tucked in front of him.

This isn’t gay, though.

Just platonic.

Not that there’s anything wrong with it being gay, but this is Yuuri, so it isn’t.

This is Yuuri. His friend, Yuuri. His best friend.

And surely two guys can platonically cuddle on a couch after a movie? Besides, they’re both tired. It makes sense, really. Practical cuddling isn’t romantic cuddling. Simple fact. Like the fact that the sky is blue, or the fact that Yuuri has really long, beautiful eyelashes.

“Goodnight,” Yuuri mumbles, and his voice is adorably sleepy, a gentle breath leaving his lips, making Victor’s heart beat just a little faster.

Victor’s forehead is against Yuuri’s neck, which just reminds him of the hickey again and makes him tighten his grip on the man in front of him. Why does that thought disgust him so much? Why is he so bothered by a small mark on somebody’s skin?

(Unless he’s…)

(No, no, he can’t be.)

“Goodnight,” Victor answers.

 ~

 There’s another guy two weeks later.

Blond, this time. Hideous, in Victor’s opinion. Rude, probably. Probably the type of person who chews with his mouth open. Probably the type of person who is not, in any way, shape, or form, good enough for Katsuki Yuuri. Though that last trait seems to apply to everyone in the world except for Yuuri himself.

It’s at night, this time, and they’re sitting on the couch together—Victor and Yuuri’s couch—and the guy is throwing popcorn at his face. Yuuri laughs and catches one kernel in his mouth. Victor clears his throat, and they both glance over at him.

“Home early?” Yuuri asks.

Victor nods. Once again, though, he can’t seem to tear his gaze away from the stranger. He does, just for a second, to scan Yuuri’s neck for any signs of evidence, but there’s nothing there. He exhales, relieved. Though his skin is still burning, his jaw is still set. Yuuri is watching him, confusion sparkling in his eyes.

“Yeah,” Victor answers, and he wonders if he should start coming home early more often, wonders if Yuuri would still bring guys around to the flat if he’s home all the time. Wonders how often this happens. Is it a daily thing? Yuuri certainly doesn’t seem like a major flirt. Yes, he flirts with Victor, but that’s playful, platonic flirting, not actual flirting. Does he do that with everybody and some people just don’t get the hint that he’s strictly being friendly? Maybe that’s it. That would explain it.

Yuuri licks his lips and glances at the guy. “This is Anthony.”

“Hi, Anthony,” Victor greets, and Anthony offers him a wave.

He has blue eyes, too.

Hmm.

Victor rakes his gaze up and down Anthony’s body, sizing him up. It’s hard to tell how tall he is while he’s sitting on the couch, but he certainly doesn’t look that tall. His arms definitely aren’t that muscular. Not impressive in the slightest. Victor isn’t intimidated.

(But why would he be intimidated?)

“How did you two meet?” Victor asks. He doesn’t mean for there to be ice in his tone, but oh look, there is. Somehow, he doesn’t regret it.

Anthony looks at Yuuri, who blushes. “Um, at a bar.”

“A bar?” Victor repeats, surprised.

“Phichit and I went,” he explains, giving Victor a look that clearly states do-we-really-have-to-do-this-now?

Victor hums. “Oh, okay.”

There’s a pause.

An uncomfortable tension in the room, the kind that makes Victor clear his throat and tug on the collar of his shirt. Yuuri is biting his lip, glances back and forth between him and Anthony. “Do you want to head back out?” he asks.

Except he’s not talking to Victor.

“Sure,” Anthony answers. “We could grab dinner.” Then he glances at Victor. “Do you…?”

Victor realizes that Anthony had been about to invite him and cringes internally at the fact that, okay, maybe this guy does have some manners. But Yuuri shakes his head. “No, he already has plans, actually.”

Victor doesn’t have plans. Has no idea what Yuuri is talking about.

But then they’re gone.

(And Victor is alone.)

 ~

 They were supposed to go to brunch in the morning, Yuuri had been talking about it for weeks. There’s an all-you-can-eat pancake buffet at one of their favorite places. But Yuuri doesn’t come home.

He’s at Anthony’s house, a small voice in the back of his mind taunts him.

The thought is revolting.

He imagines Anthony’s hands on Yuuri’s hips, maybe slipping up his shirt—the other man’s fingers are probably cold, Yuuri would probably laugh at the feeling, and it would be that one cute laugh that he does, the one that is a borderline schoolgirl giggle, and, and…

Victor feels nausea swirling in his stomach, needs to sit down.

Because what if Anthony kisses him like James has, right there on Yuuri’s shoulder, near his pulse point, Yuuri shivering underneath him and reclining on the couch, or the bed, or a wall, or melting in the other man’s arms, he might even let out a sigh, a gentle one?

His heart is racing, now, knuckles white as they grip his bedsheets.

Victor takes a shower. It doesn’t help.

He pulls out his phone, considers texting Yuuri when he sees that there’s an Instagram notification. A photo of Yuuri and Phichit at the brunch place, a plate in front of them stacked high with buttery pancakes.

(He turns his phone off.)

(Lays back down on his bed and tries to sort out his life.)

(Yuuri comes back to the flat later that day, but things don’t go back to normal.)

(Instead, Yuuri just avoids eye contact, blatantly annoyed, and Victor doesn’t say anything because he doesn’t know what to say because a simple apology won’t cut it this time, because he’d promised not to be weird again but he had been, and he doesn’t know why.)

 ~

 “Am I homophobic?”

Christophe stares at him.

His mouth opens, then shuts, then opens again.

Victor stares back, concerned. This thought has been bothering him for days now. He hadn’t seen James or Anthony again, but he’d heard Yuuri talking to someone on the phone this morning, and it’s killing him. Tearing him to shreds. Eating away at his mind, his thoughts. It had consumed him during his bowl of cereal, during work, during his showers, his sleep.

It won’t leave him alone.

(Like a rash, an itch.)

“I can’t tell if you’re joking or not,” Christophe says slowly.

Victor leans back in the diner booth, the black cushions sinking beneath him. “I’m not joking. Please be honest.”

Christophe licks his lips, thinking. “I don’t know how to tell you this, Victor, but you’ve kissed guys before. I’m pretty sure you’ve kissed me before.”

“I know,” Victor argues. “But that doesn’t mean I’m not a homophobe.”

“It… It sort of does. Can I ask what brought this on?”

Victor shuts his eyes.

He thinks he’s homophobic because it’s an explanation. Because he can’t explain the nausea, can’t explain the anger. He has never had a problem with Yuuri before, no, they’ve always gotten along. Sure, they’d get in petty arguments over which season of the X-Files is the best season, but Yuuri had certainly never abandoned him for brunch before.

“Yuuri,” he says quickly, because he needs to tell someone about this. “I saw him with a guy. Twice, now. The first time he had a hickey on his neck and I felt angry—really angry—and Yuuri got upset because I was upset but I apologized and he forgave me. Then, the second time, I saw him on the couch with someone. The same couch where we spend time together. And pretty much the same thing happened but Yuuri walked out and didn’t come back until the next day.”

Christophe starts laughing.

Not the reaction Victor had expected.

Not in the slightest.

“Victor, you’re gay.”

“I’m not—”

(Is he?)

He’d never ruled out the possibility of being gay. If he’s being honest, he’d just never thought about it. After all, Victor has kissed girls before, he has kissed guys before. He has never had a serious relationship with either gender. Had never bothered to label himself because it had never really mattered. He hadn’t been gay, hadn’t been straight, he was just…

Victor.

(Just Victor.)

Christophe smiles as he watches the realization dawn on him. “You’re gay, and you have a crush on Yuuri. I’m surprised you didn’t know that—I’ve known for months.”

“You’ve… I’ve… What?”

“Ever since you two started living together, you’ve had a crush on him, right?”

He remembers meeting Yuuri. Remembers admiring his eyes, his lips, that adorable laugh and smile. Remembers getting to know him, late nights spent talking to one another in Yuuri’s room, sitting on his bed together, playing board games and falling asleep beside each other. Remembers that one time Yuuri had gotten a cold, the way he’d fallen asleep with his head on Victor’s lap, humming at the feeling of Victor carding his fingers through his hair.

No.

That had all been platonic.

(Right?)

(But what if…)

He remembers the flirting. Remembers complimenting Yuuri on how his muscular chest was visible through his shirt, once, and remembers Yuuri blushing. Yuuri makes jokes about his hair, how the color suits him even though it’s a bit odd, jokes about him being older than Yuuri is. But all of those things had been in good fun.

(Right?)

(Or had all of those things been romantic?)

(Platonic or romantic?)

Victor presses a hand to his forehead, the pounding won’t stop. “A crush?” he asks Chris.

“Well, you two always sit really close when I’ve hung out with both of you,” Chris explains. “And sometimes you’ll start whispering to each other and it’s like you’re lost in your own little world together. It’s cute.”

“Cute?”

Christophe shrugs. “Mila thinks you’re dating, too. So does Sara. And everyone else.”

Victor gapes, offended. “Why wouldn’t you tell me that I’m gay?”

“I… I’ve never had to tell anybody that before. That’s like the opposite of coming out.”

This means that he messed up.

Badly.

Which he’d already known, but now he just realizes for how long he has been messing up for. A long time.

“I need to apologize,” he realizes slowly.

Chris smiles. “That’d be a good idea. Besides, Vitya, he obviously likes you, too.”

“He… I…” Victor starts, still trying to take in the fact that he is, in fact, gay. Which shouldn’t be a shocker, but for some reason labelling himself makes his attraction to Yuuri feel five times as real. His mind keeps shifting through his memories with his flatmate, realizing the romantic tension behind everything that they’ve done together. “It all makes sense.”

He thinks of his smile again, thinks of those lips, thinks of cuddling him on the couch and being the first one to wake up, seeing his relaxed features as he sleeps and brushing some of his hair out of his eyes, gently trying to rouse him because Yuuri is laying on top of his arm and he can’t move, listening to his sleepy, mumbled syllables as he shifts away and falls back asleep an instant later.

It all makes sense.

And it’s like a paintbrush, going back through and coloring all of his memories with Yuuri, altering them just slightly until…

“I think I’m in love with him.”

Christophe doesn’t look surprised. “Tell him that.”

He will.

~

Yuuri is still mad at him.

“Open the door, please,” Victor begs.

There’s a sigh on the other side of the wood. “Maybe later, Victor.”

“Give me five minutes.”

No response.

“Just… Just thirty seconds. Please.”

Still no response. He thinks he hears the shuffling of sheets, wonders if Yuuri has put in earphones, wonders if he’s still able to listen.

Well, there’s one way to check.

“I’m gay.”

It’s silent, for a while. Victor knocks again. “Yuuri, did you hear me? I’m gay. As in, very gay, and I didn’t know. And that’s why I was acting weird. Chris told me.”

A small voice. “Chris told you that you’re gay? That’s… That’s not really how it works.”

“It makes sense. I thought… The reason I was acting weird those times is because I… Because…”

He hasn’t exactly come to terms with the idea that he had been jealous.

Even though, looking back, it’s obvious.

“I didn’t like seeing you with other guys,” he settles on saying.

Another shuffle. “Other guys?”

Victor leans against the door, sinks down until he’s sitting. “What do you mean?”

“You didn’t say ‘guys,’ you said ‘other guys.’”

“Right, about that…” Victor starts.

It’s easy to come out to Yuuri, but to confess his love for him?

That’s a different ballgame.

He licks his lips. “Can we do this face-to-face?”

After a moment, the door unlocks, and he hears footsteps hurrying away. Victor swings open the door to see Yuuri has already retreated back to his bed, blankets covering his lap and his laptop laying to the side. “Hi,” he greets shyly.

Victor smiles. “Hi.”

“You can have thirty seconds,” Yuuri grants, and it takes Victor a moment to realize that he’s kidding. Or half-kidding, at least.

“Okay.” Victor shuts his eyes. “I didn’t know I was gay, but I also didn’t understand why I felt really grossed out after seeing you with…” He pauses. “Those guys. So I talked to Christophe, because I was guilty and confused and saw you eating pancakes with Phichit, and Christophe told me that I’m gay. And then I realized… I realized, that… That we… That…”

That’s where he freezes, can’t find the right words.

Yuuri is listening intently. “That what?”

“That I think… I think you’re…” He takes in a breath. This isn’t as easy as he had thought it would be. “We’re good friends, Yuuri. Best friends. At least, you’re one of my best friends.”

Yuuri smiles a little—a small thing that tugs on the corner of his lips. “You’re one of my best friends, too.”

“But,” Victor adds, “we do flirt. Have you noticed that? Because I’ve noticed that.”

“Flirt?”

He shrugs. “We… You… I mean, we cuddle, first of all. And then sometimes we wear each other’s clothes.”

“We don’t wear each other’s—”

“You’re wearing my shirt,” Victor points out.

Yuuri glances down, pulls at his black t-shirt. “This is mine.”

Victor grabs his shoulders and turns him around, examining the tag. “Nope, it’s mine. But you can keep it.”

His flatmate is blushing, just slightly. “Okay, I think I see what you mean. But what’s your point?”

“My point is that… I want to know if…” He pauses again. This is pathetic. “You know what, Yuuri, this is really difficult.”

Yuuri looks confused.

Victor sighs. “Can I just kiss you or something?”

“C-Can you…?” Yuuri stammers, pupils dilating.

He shrugs. “I just think it’d be easier than explaining this.”

“Victor? Are you saying…?”

Victor rubs the back of his neck. “I was kind of hoping you’d just say yes, and then it’d be like something in a movie, where we just start kissing and everything turns out okay, but now I’m starting to realize that maybe this wasn’t such a—”

Yuuri kisses him.

Moves closer to him, blankets caught underneath them, making the bed a bumpy surface, one of Victor’s hands making its way into his hair instinctively, his other hand cupping Yuuri’s cheek. And kissing him is…

Well, the fact that he’s kissing a guy doesn’t enter his mind.

Because he’s not just kissing any guy.

He’s kissing Katsuki Yuuri.

With that thought, he pushes Yuuri back against the bed, eyes shutting as he presses their chests together, tongue darting across his bottom lip. Yuuri sighs underneath him and both of his hands grip Victor’s biceps, fingers tangled in the fabric, and Victor presses harder in response to the noise, focusing on simple stimuli: the feeling of Yuuri’s breaths hot on his skin, the feeling of his chest pressed against Victor’s own. Most of all—his tongue, his teeth, his lips.

Victor can’t get enough.

(Wonders how he’d gone for so long without this.)

He moans when Yuuri’s tongue brushes against his own, chasing it. He tastes like mint toothpaste, the kind that they share, and Victor had never had any particularly emotional feelings about that toothpaste before, but now?

Yuuri pulls away for breath by turning his head to the side, a smile playing on his lips. Victor realizes that he’s smiling, too—can’t stop, actually. Because this is perfect.

“Yuuri,” he whispers, kissing his jawline. “I’m still not sure if I’m gay. Could we try that again?”

In lieu of an answer, Yuuri kisses him again, hands shifting down his sides and to the bottom of his shirt, drifting against his abdomen. “Now that you mention it, I’m not sure I’m gay either.” His voice is small, shy. “Maybe we’ll have to experiment?”

“They say experimenting is the best way to find out,” Victor promises. “It’s healthy, I think.”

“Hmm. Okay.”

 ~

 A few hours later, when he’s laying on Yuuri’s chest, hair tickling his shoulder, Yuuri smiles down at him. “So have you decided?”

Victor hums in response, kissing his torso. “Decided what?”

“If you’re gay?”

“I don’t think I’m gay or straight, I think I’m Yuuri-sexual.”

Yuuri laughs and touches his hair. It feels impossibly nice, feels like he could melt into it, feels like he could fall asleep in his flatmate’s arms and never wake up again if he just keeps doing this for the rest of time. “I don’t think that’s a thing.”

Victor shakes his head. “I disagree. Anyway, if it’s not a thing, we’d better do a few more tests to make sure I’m really gay.”

“Okay, deal. Although you could just take a BuzzFeed quiz.”

“One of those options is more fun than the other.”

Yuuri grins and Victor flips them over so that he’s on top, kissing him again and being unable to care less about labels.