#haha backfire

[ask-walter-and-vince]

Ca- can you tell Winston I think he's really cute 👉👈

[gothiethefairy]

i like to imagine one of the relationship building exercises laios and kabru do is cook something together. laios is a pretty average cook, but he did pick up on senshi's advice during their time together.

kabru learns because it helps him get used to the ingredients in the food. and also, laios giving him the most judgey look when he admitted he doesn't even know how to cook an egg will haunt him forever.

[ghxst-bird]

Prompt:

Swallowing “Sukuna’s” finger is a great way of omitting the fact that— well, strictly speaking… there is no Sukuna. There’s only Yuji. And, sure, he’s still getting the hang of this whole reincarnation thing, and he’s definitely happy he’s getting his powers back, but… dang it, his reincarnation his making him all soft and mushy inside! And at the rate those sorcerers are going, they’ll all be dead within the next two years if he doesn’t do something about it!

Now he’s just gotta figure out how to make everyone believe he is not, in fact, the King of Curses, and simply his unfortunate and totally gullible vessel…

[oifaaa]

What is Jason’s goal from trying to raise Bruce?

I think his original plan was to raise Bruce so he wouldn't become batman and to kinda do that by riding Gotham of crime in his own special way this plan falls apart so fast it was basically a speed run

[vvkingofgaybisciutsvv]

Listening to horror podcasts have really made me think about what im truly afraid of (shocker/s) because like. Tma and nightvale never scared me all that much. I was only ever scared by the "Freefall" episode of tma. To me its just a cool and epic story and honestly nightvale is too funny for me to find it scary.

But listening to Malevolent? Ive actually been frightened, but still not by The Horrors. I get scared from John and Arthur's argument of the day and just how vicious they are to each other. Like. The fact that two people who are as close friends as they are can still cut each other so deeply. Something I value deeply in my relationships is trusting the other person not to hurt me like that, and making sure they can trust me the same. So i guess it's terrifying to confront the reality that its entirely possible that, in the heat of the moment, someone that you trust through everything would break it without a second thought.

[jessicas-pi]

y'know I'm a little surprised that the Princess Bride reference didn't win, but then again, this one is also a great choice

Sabine’s face is set in determination. “Okay, I’m gonna ask you a really weird question, and I need you to be honest.”

“Sure.”

“Completely honest.”

Ezra nods. “Of course. What is it?”

“If I asked you to, would you fake-marry me?”

Ezra stares at her.

“…would I fake-marry you?”

“Yes. If I asked, would you? Because—” She sucks in a breath of air, and he can sense her spiking anxiety. “Because, you’re my best friend and if I had to choose someone to spend the rest of my life with it would be you, and my family thinks you’re great, and—and if we were fake-married then when I go back to the Ghost you could have the bottom bunk in my room and you wouldn’t have to share with Zeb anymore, and it would be fun, right? And—when we’re older, maybe we could adopt a kid, or a Padawan, and let’s be honest, it would be hilarious for the Countess of Clan Wren to have a Jedi son-in-law, and you don’t have to say yes, obviously, this is just random and hypothetical and—okay, it’s not hypothetical, but you can say no and I’d understand, but—”

He interrupts her with a touch on the arm.

“Sabine.”

She winces and looks away, but Ezra smiles.

“I would totally fake-marry you.”

Sabine meets his eyes instantly. “Really?”

“Really. We’ve been fake-dating for two years; this is just the logical next step, right?” he jokes, but she stays serious.

“You don’t need time to think about it?”

“No. Honest.”

For a second, their gazes hold, and then Sabine nearly tackles him over in the second enormous hug she’s given him that day.

“Thank you,” she whispers, squeezing him tightly for a second before letting go, and she sounds so relieved that it makes him wonder if there’s some bigger reason she wants to fake-marry him. (Probably complicated Mandalorian politics.) “You’re actually kind of great, Ezra Bridger.”

“And somehow it took you this long to figure it out,” he banters back.

“Very funny.” She punches his arm with a laugh, then clasps his hands and meets his eyes and smiles so warmly that he would think there was something more behind it, if he didn’t know there wasn’t. “So, who are we thinking for wedding guests?”

Ezra thinks for a moment pretending to be solemn, then cracks a grin. “Can we invite all the guys who said you were out of my league and pity-dating me?”

“Only if I can paint Chopper pink and make him our flower droid.”

“Deal.”

[myartsing]

Bad News guys after completely going insane over svsss i am now 2 days and 300 pages into 2ha

[mikodrawnnarratives]

Maggie would make your mom jokes at Nova and then she reminds her that that's THEIR DEAD MOM she's talking abt

[lunar-years]

Honestly if we're going to be realistic about football career stuff and tactics stuff with Jamie, it's kind of funny to think about because what you said about 23 being old to learn to make the extra pass - like, yes, but we are only comparing that growth from Jamie to his time we see him play at Richmond. It's Ted's perspective of Jamie having grown into a ball hog baby superstar when used as a striker for Richmond, because he was miles above the rest of them when he arrived and bigged up in that position by George. As others have said, Pep does not play like that or train like that at City. It's very unlikely Jamie was a ball hog in his limited playing time before Richmond or his increased playing time once City recalled him (and the fact they recalled him so fast when they thought Richmond wasn't using him is proof that they valued him as one of their investments, not that his career wasn't going well) - like it's just quite funny to me that the whole "way to make the extra pass" note is probably purely Ted's perspective on Jamie from the short time he knew him, rather than a genuine indication that he taught Jamie that full stop. Jamie absolutely would have been a team player at Man City, whether he liked it or not, because he would not have been playing for Man City otherwise, because that is their system, which the show has now confirmed in universe due to showing City play Total Football. Like... Jamie knew how to be a team player all along. He just didn't do it at Richmond specifically, for a bunch of reasons. Ted's perspective on Jamie's growth isn't actually what he thinks it is.

Such good points!! I think it's kind of funny that the show has started referencing real life coaches like Pep and the actual strategies certain teams use, because I feel like the writers totally just dug themselves into a deeper hole regarding how a lot of the football narratives on the show do not make much sense if you look even an ounce below the surface of them, lol. I would've just made up a fictional Man City Coach and called it a day!

(Like, personally I think the show wants viewers to think that Ted was the one who facilitated Jamie growing into a team player and learning to make the extra pass, regardless of whether it's "realistic" to what we know of Jamie's career and how it would translate irl. I don't think they want that to be seen as just Ted's POV on his growth. They want us to hear Trent Crimm explaining how Ted alone has carefully cultivated a safe and open environment for these boys to grow into the best versions of themselves as both players and people and believe that it is all true. So i do think Jamie making that pass in s1 with Man City is something we are supposed to accept as exceptional in-universe for him, beyond just his time at Richmond. But I totally get why that is probably frustrating when nothing adds up to real life football rules, lol)

[spottedmischief]

Shenzi and Banzai just have a therapy session with Ed while Cheezi is all over the place

[maxiwaxipads]

Manufactured SEEDs

Basically, the concept is that SEEDs once served as a “positive” force meant to permanently remove or separate negative emotions that were deemed unnecessary.

(I wish I could elaborate but I don’t really know how) (I wanted the idea that “SEEDs” have always existed or something unique to Fragaria Memories without being inspired to anything if that makes sense?)

Assuming that SEEDs existed during the time of Legendary Red, what if “Legendary Red” made the SEEDs but backfired and twisted the story that they saved the world of Fragaria from the SEEDs.

Maybe the SEEDs couldn’t be completely destroyed for whatever arbitrary reason, and the Strawberry King took responsibility to guard the last remnant of existing SEEDs left from this world of Fragaria?

Eldritt’s purpose is to keep the origin of SEEDs and the truth of Legendary Red a secret. 

<- But at the same time, what good is keeping the truth hidden(?)) “To keep the world idyllic”(?) (How would revealing the truth about Legendary Red and the SEEDs affect the world? 

(Maybe we can connect this to time loop theory(?)) (Do you think Halritt wants to keep the world happy by all means necessary) (and time loop is his only answer)

Do you think their existence evolved during their entrapment by the Strawberry King? They’re indiscriminately trying to feed from negative emotions because of this insatiable hunger they had for who knows how long?

How did they escape? Why did the Strawberry King disappear?

Lovers to the same lies— Protectors to sanctity, memories to sanity Red-splattered puddles dye into black I, the shadow to which you belong … strangers to the flesh. Fumbled darkness, the pitch-black mold. A stiff neck … Unable to turn. (Clocks unfortunately twist … A head rolls down.)

Edlritt - “What only needs to be known is that…” Eldritt - “We both want the SEEDs eliminated.” “So, Merold, as long as the motivation exists—we will both be quiet.” Eldritt - “Is this clear enough for you?"

[schizononagesimus]

sobriety update: good day yesterday! I did so good!!!! Learned a lot about my limits and what they should be, and not doing Just One More to max out my limit (kinda like not eating until you're full but just satisfied), doing better at telling myself no/stop... but still got a long way to go on that one lol. Gonna try my best to just throw myself back into routine, feeling more confident and motivated to do so today despite waking up super late

[isdalinarhot]

washed up dilf era dalinar fucking gets it. if someone were to come into my apartment right now with some booze i too would start hugging them and crying and losing my goddamn mind

[hawkeyefrommash]

i always make jokes about security codes/the back of ur card/ssn when i ask for sensitive info to be clear i'm cool and chill and NOT a robot

[samble-moved]

god what if in retaliation for the people literally saying they want to kill pmmm fans for winning a magical girl poll on tumblr i made an event called #madokasweep to celebrate winning it

[waywardstation]

Solution to sneasel mochi crimes.

THEY ARE SENTENCED TO WORK UNDER BENI IN HIS SHOP. SNEASEL THAT STEAL MOCHI WILL SUFFER FOR THEIR CRIMES.

I just wanna piss off Beni…

Beni would definitely be upset but that’s probably because the sneasles absolutely would NOT behave at all. The sneasles have no attention span at all, and are surrounded by Mochi and Mochi ingredients - it would just be punishment for Beni!