#ha ahaha aaaa this hurts it's so accurate

[ofglories]

WHAT TAROT CARD ARE YOU ?

the lovers

the bounty of your heart is abundant. warmth extends from your fingertips, and your smile has the power to light the darkest of rooms. your presence is a comfort– a gift– it is something to be cherished. just beware of stretching yourself too thin; a heart cannot be full if it is constantly emptying itself for the benefit of others. extend that mercy to your own heart, so you may continue to love and let yourself be loved. your chest is not an empty cavity.

NUMBER: 6

UPRIGHT: love, harmony, relationships, values alignment, choices

REVERSED: self-love, disharmony, imbalance, misalignment of values

tagged by: @avaloniamagus thank you! tagging: @toadmiretoweepover (segurant), @grandordergirl , @heroicmenagerie (gaheris), @kotaerukoto (vortigern), and anyone else who wants it-

[the-madame21]

Laito Sleeping Vampire

Same disclaimer as always, I’m still learning so take these with a huge grain of salt. I do these translations to practice vocab and kanji. A few quick notes if I may. I left Bitch-chan as “bitch-chan” but please understand given Japanese connotations a more accurate translation is “Little Slut.” Also, the night crawling that Laito refers to is the following: “Yobai (夜這い, "Night crawling") is an ancient Japanese custom where young unmarried men would silently enter houses with young unmarried women, silently crawl into a woman's room and make his intentions known. If the woman consented, they would sleep together.” With that, enjoy! This one was way more lewd than the others lol. Leave it to Laito~

*black screen*

Aah, Bitch-chan already came. Wait just a bit.

Alright, with that we can start…

*Laito appears*

Uh! Okay. Ha--good grief.

No good, scream louder. Because it’s more exaggerated when you do.

Aaha...wait, that, don’t press so hard. Because I’ll fall from the bed, you know? ...Uhn.

Eh? What’s happening you say? Can’t you tell by looking? I slipped into your futon.

Aah, it’s something like that. ...Something like, I decided to come and do a night crawl. Nfu~

*push*

Ahaha~? What’s up with that attitude? Could it be...it’s no good?

Haaaah-- honestly….as usual I don’t understand you, Bitch-chan.

Because suddenly you told me “come over tonight” I came properly and didn’t even attack you.

I was rather kind about it, wasn’t I? Honestly…

You don’t even consider that I was worried about you…

In the first place, why was I even bothered to come…

I was planning to sleep alone with a girl like yourself…

Surely I didn’t think this lonely feeling would happen.

I thought you’d be able to sleep well, even if it were just for a bit. Even so…

Girls really are so troublesome, I never understand them. It’s troubling.

Fuu. But it can’t be helped. I understand at least this much.

From this moment, this troublesome girl seems to be delighted.

Because I will take care of your mood. ….okay~

Alright. Go ahead.

Eh, what, you say...it’s an arm pillow. Haven’t you ever done it before?

Girls like surprise skinship don’t they?

Using my arm as a pillow, what else would be good, I really don’t know, but…

Ah, well anything is fine. Come on, hurry and lay your head down here.

*touch screen*

*Laito gets closer*

...fufu...to the outside world it seems like we’ve become lovers ne...Bitch-chan?

If I continue to keep my arm like this...then next I’ll be able to pull you to me you know?

Fufu...could it be Bitch-chan is feeling nervous? It’s merely a pillow.

….because, look. There is so much strain on your neck...don’t you know it will hurt later?

Well don’t force yourself. You can leave it to me. ...ok?

….nm? ….Aaah, could it be, you can’t sleep well on your back? If that’s the case then…

...How about if I turn towards you like this?

Ohoho? What’s wrong? We could stick even more closely together.

Nfufu. Are you embarrassed? Over something like an arm pillow...that’s adorable…

I’ve done things like this and that before. Nfu~

So, it’d be best if you go ahead and stretch out. Or until when do you plan to not be able to sleep?

You really don’t have to worry about me. Because right now, I’m your pillow.

That’s it. That’s the feeling. How is it? Will you be able to sleep with this?

….hnnmm. With that tension you won’t be able to sleep well, right?

Haha weell, for now we’ll test it out. Good night, Bitch-chan.

*black screen*

…

…..

…….

Hey...Bitch-chan. Bitch-chan…

...is still awake right? Honestly!

*Laito appears*

Nfu. As expected, you’re awake aren’t you. You also couldn’t fall asleep?

Basically, you don’t really like this arm pillow. Oh? That’s not it?

But, you don’t seem to like it, so I’m trying to help.

I also thought that I don’t know what to do that would be fun.

But that’s it, no? Staying side by side like this you’d fall asleep….

Although my arm is starting to go numb...you don’t really deserve it. (“I’m too good” he’s flattering himself here)

In that case, like this…

Until my arm goes completely numb, it would be best if you stay awake.

Haa. Though I guess rather than an arm pillow it’s an “awake” pillow?.....aah, but,

Of course, I don’t plan to keep it as an “awake” pillow so be at ease, ok?

Haa...that face, it’s a face I sort of don’t understand. Well, it is what it is.

First...we should talk, right? If we’re going to be night crawling.

Eh, it’s not a joke though? It’s just like I said. Nfufu~

Well, it’s fine. But you really, weren’t you somewhere waiting for something?

So...even if you push away from me…

*struggle happens*

Fufu. There’s no use in trying to resist. Because I have this foresight.

Since I’ve been doing this arm pillow, you’ve had a puzzled expression…

It wasn’t enough. You were disappointed right?

“Eh, just this?” is what you were thinking, weren’t you?

Nfu. I can’t. You almost completely forgot about it. You really are the best Bitch-chan…

Women from all around always do the same thing. They’re never satisfied, isn’t that right?

Nfu. You don’t have to hide it. Besides for me, doing this arm pillow has been very amusing.

Also, I can’t help it because you’re also petty.

Right…? Bitch-chan…?

Well, in that case from here on out I’ll meet your expectations.

Ah, but before that of course is to get rid of what’s causing a nuisance.

Eh? Who is the nuisance…? Hasn’t that been decided?

What you’re wearing. That neglige...nfu~

So, hurry up and get undressed. ...eh? No way? Why?

Hnnmm. Fine, I got it. Could it be, you get excited like this…?

That is….you want me to forcibly take it off, that sort of thing, right?

Fufu. Ah I see. As expected of Bitch-chan...In that case, as you wish...I’ll do it!

*ruffling*

Nfufu….You seem to hate it...It seemed to me that you wanted to get a little rough/wild.

Haa...seriously. Because your intentions aren’t honest at all, it makes things quite difficult.

*rustling*

Ahaha! That’s good! That’s the sort of night crawling feeling! Come on now, struggle more!

Haa...if you keep on making that sort of disgusted face...I’ll also just get  more and more excited.

Nee…*heavy breathing* Next is something [even more intense] than this…

Just like that….continue struggling while I hold you down...ha...nn…*sucking*

*moaning, sucking*

Nn...aaa….Bitch-chan. Resist me more with all of your might….*excessive moaning*

*slurping, moaning giggling* It’s fine if you start to sweat...Because I can…*moaning, sucking* lick all of it up…*moaning, sucking*

...nfufu...That face of yours...really looks like you hate it...it’s a good feeling isn’t it? Bitch-chan…

*giggles* Haa….yes desperately resisting like that...nn *sucking*...your sweat is so...sweet….

Haa...we’re playing out a good night crawl….it seems like you’re also pretty excited, right?

Nfu. You’re not really hating this at all, are you? You’re just pretending.

Aaaa...somehow I, my throat started feeling thirsty...I feel like I want to suck your blood right now.

Nfu. If Bitch chan...makes that kind of happy looking face….

Eh? That’s not true? Once again~ (you’re lying). You want to be sucked bad~ly~.

Right now you want that desire to be fulfilled. ….but.

Today your blood sucking will have~ to~ wait~

Ahahaha!! You really made such a surprised face! Were you disappointed?

I thought I might do a little tease play.

You were thinking of me doing something like that, right? Nee, doesn’t it seem like a fun thought?

Nfufu. If you’re not anxious it’s fine.

I’m not saying I won’t ever suck your blood.

Just to the end...that’s because it’s a part of the game, right? Nfu.

Fufu...Were you a little relieved?

But, if you were worried that’d be troubling, no?~

I said we’re playing but, tonight we’re also limited in time, no?

If we have fun for a while, me teasing you would be really good.

I’ll tease you to your limits until you’re numb but...until you ask me, I won’t stop, ok?

Nfu, you’re making a face like you want something...but it’s no~ good~ It won’t be that easy.

I’m saying,  a denial play is this sort of thing, right?

Oya? Could it be those tears are because I’ve hurt you?

Could it be, since I’m not sucking your blood you’re not interested in me! Is that what you’re thinking~?

You’re horrible. Is this also a part of your teasing?

Nfu….o~kay. That really is just overly mean. It can’t be helped. If that’s the case…

Today to relieve the need to suck your blood, with my velvet  tongue I’ll...

All night, you’ll be like a candy that I lick continuously, it’ll be fine don’t you think?

*shift*

*laughing* Woops, trying to escape now is useless, you know.

I keep scolding you for your own good, since a while ago, I’ve said you had a good feeling to look forward to, no?

Then, Bitch-chan~ Thank you for the meal!

First is...to expose...this chest...nn.. *sucking*

Nnn….haa….as expected, your sweat is…*moans*  extremely delicious...nnn….

Nfufu...If Bitch-chan sighs like that…

If I hear that sort of voice...carelessly doing as you please, it makes me want to give you what you want.

From your nape...If I drink just a little, then it’d be fine, wouldn’t it...absolutely…

Ah--but I can’t I can’t! Especially now because we’re right in the middle of our denial play! You’re a little too impatient!

That’s what I thought but…*kissing, sucking* nn….

Aa, as expected...If I hear that sort of voice...I already can’t endure it!

Haa, that’s right. It’s bad but, could you put the pillow to your mouth, that way your voice won’t come out?

Absolutely not. This is the only way for me to be patient! Because I’m trying to hold back on sucking your blood!

Haa….with this I can pull myself together…

If I can savor you, the right side of your nape...here is good.

Your heart is sending out the fresh taste of your blood...your sweat gently wafting out your scent…

*shift*

Nnn….aaa…*moaning*...It’s delicious, Bitch-chan…

Eh? You already can’t bear it? Do you want me to suck your blood that much?

*shift*

Aah, already struggling like that...ahaaaaa….that’s good! That’s the best feeling isn’t it!

For you to be acting so intensely towards me.

I can’t see your expression because of the pillow but….your body keeps twisting around so that you won’t let your voice out...

For you to be enduring that desperation...it’s the best kind of excitement!

Aa...sometimes its nice, pushing each other to the limits with this sort of denial play.

More and more, until we hit the absolute brink of our desperation to where I finally drink your blood...who knows what’ll happen then!

*rustling* *screen fades to black*

Hnn…? Bitch-chan?

You suddenly became quiet...Ah, could it be you got so excited that you tired yourself out...?

…

*rustling*

...hey…? Wait a minute, what’s wrong? Bitch-chan! Bitch-chan!

A--...thank goodness. It doesn’t look like you died but…

Hello hell--o? Bitch chan, have you fallen asleep? There’s no reason for that.

Ha….As expected it’s kind of really hurtful.

*Laito appears*

Ah, good. You came back to life~!

Bitch-chan suddenly fainted. You surprised me.

But basically, it was just a minor lack of oxygen.  Seriously, if holding your breath with the pillow becomes too difficult, then just say it properly.

Eh? You’ve been telling me to stop all this time? Aah...I definitely heard it, but…

What the heck. Obviously I thought you telling me to stop was a part of the denial play. Nfu.

...pfft...ahahahaha!!! Hahahahaha!! Ah sorry sorry!

Because you’re so delicious...that sort of attempt to stop doesn’t really work. Nfu~

Ha….when I remember it, I want to do it again. This time...let’s have some blood.

*rustling*

Aaha! It’s just a joke! Don’t get up!

Yes yes. We’ll just sleep like this then. Got it?

Because if you collapse again, I’d be troubled, you know? Since you only fainted just a bit ago.

Hn….What’s with that unhappy looking face.

Is it because I got too carried away that you’re angry?

Aaah, I’m always trying to please you but…

Somehow you’re still angry so...it’s pretty troubling.

Truly, women are such troublesome creatures.

Ha...the one I’m referring to….of course it’s you, no?

But, it’s been amusing.

Haa, well, your consciousness is back so, it’d be better for your health to get so sleep, since it’s already this late.

...ah...but before that…

*creaking*

...alright, come. Can we make up?

Be-cause! I said I wanted to make up! Won’t you let me hug you?

Haa...Don’t worry, I’m not going to suck your blood from this point on.

*rustling*

Haa….do you really not trust me at all? Eh? What goes around comes around?...you’re horrible~

Anyway! Come over here!

*touch*

*happy sigh*...this is good.

Nee...Bitch-chan. About earlier, I’m sorry, k?

I wasn’t really planning to make you suffer or anything like that.

I just wanted to have as much skinship as possible.

Nee, do you get what I’m saying?

...If you say you’re not angry anymore, won’t you lift up your face so I can see you?

*touch*

Nfu. Thank goodness.

With that apology…

From here on I’ll give you something pleasurable…*soft kissing/moaning noises*

*soft kiss*....fufu. You like those sorts of things don’t you?  Because I know a bit about you.

Well then...one more time…*kisses* *soft moaning*

….hey. You’re not telling me to stop….then if we do more of these sort of things...it’s fine, right?

Nfufu. Then in that case, I won’t hold back….*more kissing*

….eh? It’s difficult? That’s awful. If you faint again I’ll be troubled.

That’s why...here, open your mouth….haa…*moaning*...nnn….*slurping*....

*moaning sigh* So then, should we make it even more difficult…? Nfufu~

Haa...tell me if you don’t like it. Because then I’ll stop...nnn…*kissing, sucking*

Fufu...not saying anything? As expected you really do love kissing….

Ha...nee, is it ok if I kiss in some other places….?

*rustling*

*sighing*...for example...here…? *sucking* *moaning*

And after, here too….*sucking, kissing*

*rustling*

*kiss* Hnn?...Ohoho? What’s happened? Your face is incredibly red you know?

Ah, could it be...you got all excited again…? Nfu~

Nee, Bitch-chan.

I’m more or less aware that my love has lots of things about it that are confusing…

The girls around me have never really understood, but I don’t really care.

That said...I wonder why...when it’s you…

It’s a little new to me is what I think but...I do wonder?

Fufu...well, if you say so.

Ha...somehow I’m also starting to get sleepy.

Because staying up with you like this...it’s really warm…*yawn*....

Well, we should get to sleep already. But...since we’re like this, do you wanna make out a little?

If you want to then I’m open to it. Better yet, why don’t we just skip school tomorrow?

*giggle*...fine fine. I got it. We’ll sleep. Good grief, you’re a serious one.

Well, whatever. We have all of tomorrow.

What sort of things we’ll do tomorrow, I wonder…

Ah, that’s right. Instead of sleeping, you could come nightcrawling to me. How does that sound?

*rustling*

Ha *nervous laugh*...it’s a joke! If you struggle like that it’ll hurt!

*rustling, Laito moves further away*

...haa. Make sure to stay just like this Until I wake you up…

Because at this distance I can see what you’ll do while you sleep.

That’s why it’s useless to try and create a small gap to separate ourselves...nfu.

*sigh* Goodnight, Bitch-chan. Until tomorrow. Nn…*chu*

[kawaii-music-notes]

Kannaduki Iku : Ono Kensho

神無月 郁 : 小野 賢章

[Sound of water]

Pwaaah! Aaaah~ I feel better! It’s a good weather. I got late today for the second time (?) but it’s still a good weather today. You, Kai-san who is separating You and Shun’s beds, I can’t give him any more troubles! As a person! Mh! Hahaha.

*Meeeeeeeow* Oh! You finally came! Yamato-chan! Good morning. Mm! It’s a good weather today too! Mm? Shiroda is together with him! Shiroda too, good morning! You’re small, white and cute today too! OkayOkayOkayOkayOkay!

*Meeeow* Ahaha! I got it, I got it, Yamato is cute too. But you two are a cat and a rabbit yet so are you on a good term with each other. Is it usually like that? I’ve only bought a dog so I don’t really know.

*Meeow* Hmmm… Well bullying such a small and calm and above that a girl like Shiroda means that the one who bully’s her is not a man. Right, Yamato?

*meeow* Ahaha! Okay, okay!

*meeow* I’m Kannaduki Iku. I’m famous for usually being in clubs, I’m a normal high school student. I was born and raised in a normal family I’ve been getting out from Osaka since I started high school during that time so was I looking over this person, but lately so did that change.

I’ve started living in a dorm in Tokyo. Hm? "Why?” I may not look like it but I’m what people call “idol”. During the national tournament for Track clubs nationwide in Tokyo so did a suspicious producer talk to me. Well a lot happened but from the start so did I become a member of the idol unit Procellarum. Thanks to that so do I usually come to Tokyo to sing, dance and take photos. During the school time so do I study and do club activities, everyday is a busy day to me.

*meeeow* Okay, okay. Oh, by the way Yamato. What happened to your owner? Usually so are you with him during the morning, right? Aaaa… Umm… Don’t tell me that he’s not awake yet…

*Meeoow* *siiiiiigh* Geez. I’m not the one to say it since it’s hard for me to wake up during the morning but Rui is sure something. Was he the hardcore type? *meow* Mm… I see. You’re suffering too for sure.

The one I’m having a conversation with right now is the black cat, Yamato. And the one we are having a conversation about is his owner and a member of the unit, Minaduki Rui. Rui is in the same age as me because of it so did we end up being pretty close.

Today’s work is with Rui, I need to wake him up or we’ll get late.

Rui and Yamato together is- no, to be more accurate so is it two in one are living their lives in the dorms. Before they came here so were they ran away from home going around in the city. No wonder that he ended up being in a unit member’s home, Kai-san. I heard that some chaos even happened sometimes. I don’t know the details.

Anyway so do Rui hate when people goes too far and asks private things. If it’s some family problems so don’t I think it’s that bad to talk about it even a little bit. For me so is it enough for me if Rui talks to me when he’s ready to. The problem now is that he’s keeping distance not from me but everyone else in the unit too. Showing up your face is a part of the dorm life, right? At least so can he try to talk to me a bit more since we are in the same age.

Hey, Yamato, don’t you think so too?

*meow* Ahaha! What does this mean? You’re a cat but you’re closer to us than Rui. *sigh* Geez. And you’re the one who scratched me when we first met, your getting carried away.

*meow* EH! You don’t remmeber?! You know, it was just a month ago! I came carrying a big sport bag

[Flashback]

Uwaaaah! So this is Tsukino Production! How should I explain this, a dorm, a normally beautiful mansion. As expected from a place where productors live in.

*Sits down* Okay… Then, let’s start by greeting everyone in the unit. They are friends I’ll work with after all. First so is the necessary things, first necessary things.

Umm… This room is the unit leader’s room, it’s still empty… Shimotsuki Shun-san… I wonder what kind of person he is. Hmm Hmm… Eeeh~ so he’s someone from Kyoto. School… Uwaaaaah! That top class school! S-so he’s someone really smart… As expected from a leader I somehow look forward to meet him… But I have a feeling that he’s kind of scary… Well that’s it for now. Let’s go to the next one, next one!

Here… Hm… The oldest one of the unit is here, his name is Fuduki Kai-san. Ah, I got told to talk with him if I had problems with something. He seems to be reliable right away but isn’t that something you say about the leader? Well nevermind. Then I’ll start with greeting Kai-san.

*Knock Knock* Hello! I’ll be in your care from now on, I’m Kannaduki Iku, Kai-san are you there?

………A…E-eh… I’m sure he has moved in already. Um… Fuduki-san~

*Knock Knock* Hello! Are you there? …. I wonder if he’s out? Then, I’ll go and take a look in the other rooms, even if I say so, Haduki You-san and Nagatsuki Yoru-san will be here tomorrow. That means, the only one left… The first door in this hall, according to the information I got so is the one who lives here… Minaduki Rui. Minaduki, heeeh~ OOOOH! HE’S AS OLD AS I AM! I wonder what kind of person he is. Hm? He seems to be in the room for now.

Alright! Hello! I’m the one who’ll be living in the nearby door Kannaduki-

[Some serious shit happens]

Uh! W-what happened?! Hey! Minaduki! Are you oka-?!

[Door get slammed open]

[Yamato comes running while meowing]

Aaah! W-wait! What?! It hurt’s ow ow ow! A CAT!!! Hey you, wait a moment, c-calm down! Calm down!!! OW! OW! OW! OW! OW! OW! OWOWOWOW!!! D-Don’t hit me with your nails

[End of flashback]

*meow* Eh… Ah… Ahaha… It was like that, it was like that. Kai-san who was helping Rui accidentally stepped on you tail. Yamato who was panicked and with my timing so did it end up like that. Ahaha! I was surprised that time!

*Meow* Hm? What is it? “You were a victim too?” Ahaha… Well that’s true. But it ended pretty bad for me too. Ehehe! To think that you would greet me in that way. Nevermind Kai-san but Rui didn’t even look at me. I wondered if I was that scary. But it hurt a bit. Uh… Ah! I see. Compared to that time so is that Rui starting to look at me and talk to me, I got really surprised! I stopped getting worried and he even started to call me with the nick name “Ikkun” *sigh*

For me as a high school student to be called for “Ikkun” is a little bit hard…

*meow meow* Ah! Yes, yes. That’s right, Yamato, I need to be happy and take it as a sign for Rui coming closer to me. I got it, I got it, but I see. He’s changing little by little. I see, I see. Okay! Then, to that Rui, let’s pay him back for it by waking him up! Communication, communication, right! Ahaha!

Alright! Let’s go, Yamato! Oh! Of course Shiroda too!

*Knock knock* Heeeeey! Rui! Good morning! It’s morning! Wake uuuuu~p!