#hNNHG

[walkman-cat]

if i get no sleep tonight im going to actually rosho bawl

[scotio]

been obsessed with taking pictures through binoculars

[glitchneedles]

heh, you're so fucking sexy like that. my blood on your fingers is too much for me. i want you to lick every. last. bit. off of yourself, tell me how it tastes. go on, you know youve been thinking about it. you clearly want a taste you sick fuck.

[dango-daikazoku]

been waiting but i don't think the nu carnival archive is coming back

:'(

[heeheeswifey]

brothers bestfriend!heeseung headcannons

MDNI!!

your brothers bestfriend is a menace, yet he's just too hot!

brothers bestfriend!heeseung who's always in your house, playing games with your brother jay.

brothers bestfriend!heeseung who does everything to annoy you and your friends.

brothers bestfriend!heeseung who thinks your adorable.

brothers bestfriend!heeseung who's a menace, constantly throwing snacks and empty beer cans on the floor.

brothers bestfriend!heeseung who flirts with all of your friends,trying to get a reaction out of you.

brothers bestfriend!heeseung who thinks your cute when your angry.

brothers bestfriend!heeseung who 'accidentally' looked through the keyhole, just to find you changing.

brothers bestfriend!heeseung who goes in the bathroom to stroke one out.

brothers bestfriend!heeseung who sleeps over almost every single night.

brothers bestfriend!heeseung who texts you photos of himself,asking you to rate him.

brothers bestfriend!heeseung who opens a text from you before you delete it, finding your wet nude body in the attachment.

brothers bestfriend!heeseung who asks you if it was an accident, to which you say yes.

brothers bestfriend!heeseung who immediately gets a boner.

brothers bestfriend!heeseung who asks if he could come to your room.

brothers bestfriend!heeseung who starts making out with you on your bed.

"heeseung..fuck...we can't do this.," you say, gripping his hair tightly as he grinds his cock against your core. "But I want you so bad, baby." he whispers while kissing your neck, bucking his hips up into yours, making you cum unexpectedly. he cups your wet mound over the thin fabric of your shorts. "you came? Just from that?" he chuckles, teasing you. "shut up and f-fuck me heeseung.." You say, covering your face with your hands. "well fuck.. you should've told me sooner, pretty." he states, taking your shorts off. He motioned at you to take your shirt off,to which you lifted it off of your head. "Pretty tits..just as I expected." he says, cupping the soft flesh in his hands, latching his mouth onto one of your hard nipples. "seungie- haaah!~ shit.." you whine.. "I'll give you what you want pretty,..wait." he says, tweaking with your nipples. "pleasee! I want you s'badddd!" you say. as soon as those words came out of your mouth, heeseung took his pants and boxers off, spitting onto his cock and stroking it. "do you have a condom?" he asks you. "I'm on the pill...j-just hurry up and fuck me.." heeseung taps his cock on your clit,making you elicit a obscenely loud moan. He put your legs on his shoulders, slowly pushing into your cunt. He covered your mouth to prevent any moans. "You gotta be quiet..y'dont want jay to hear right?" he whispers into your ear, thrusting his cock harshly into your cunt. "B-but 's too good! hnnhg~-" you moan loudly as he hit your sweet spot. "I found it,right baby?" he asks you in a raspy voice,making you clench around him. "Seungie- I'm gonna cummm!! so good~" you whine, rubbing your clit hard with your middle finger. "are you g'nna make a mess on my cock pretty?" he questions, seeing you arch your back. the way your tits bounced with every thrust...oh god this is what heeseung dreamt of. "mhmm mhh! I'm gonna cummm!" you say, feeling your orgasm coming. but this time it felt different..oddly too different. "Your squeezing me so hard, calm down baby.." he says to you. your cunt squelches around him, a gush of clear liquid coming out of your pussy. Luckily, heeseung knew what to do in this situation, pulling out and rubbing his cock side to side on your swollen clit,making your legs tremble. "aww, did you just squirt on me, pretty girl? That's hot." he cooes, pushing his cock inside of your cunt once again. "seungie stop! m'sensitive..~" you clench down continuously on his cock. one thrust is all it takes for him to cum in your wet pussy. "haah~ fuuuckk baby..!" he whimpers, slowly pulling out of your cunt. he uses his fingers to rub the remaining cum on your pussy, making a little heart. "w-what if jay finds out.?" you ask him, as he lays down next to you. He replies with "he won't, don't worry." kissing your forehead gently. but the next morning,you wake up to jay arguing with heeseung. "what a mess.." you murmur.

[crystalflygeo]

Surrogate eggs ft Zhongli + fem!reader

cw/tags: Egg-laying/Oviposition, semi-plublic sex, multiple orgasms, slight fingering, overstimulation, dirty talk, breeding kink, Zhongli has a dragon tongue, praise kink, sex toys??, improper use of geo (can you tell I love that tag?), pet names, some pain??, aftercare.

notes: I disappear for a week and come back with this absolute FILTH omg. It really is just almost 2k of egg-laying made sexy because I am a degenerate and want nothing more than Zhongli filling me up with eggs <3 sorry not sorry.

Having a 6000 years old dragon ex-god as a lover sure meant you were already more or less used to a certain… spice in your life.

But this, this was certainly new.

“Ah- Zhong- Hnnhg!”

Your legs tremble as a newborn fawn as you stray off the main path and lean against one of the golden ginkgo trees by the side, panting and whining softly.

“Are you alright dear? You look quite flustered.” Zhongli curiously trails after you, hands behind his back, perfectly poised. As if he wasn’t the one making the cor lapis eggs in your pussy vibrate and tease your insides. “Do you need to rest? We’ve barely reached the base of Qingyun peak.” He asks, an amused smile on his lips.

“B-bastard.” You huff out with a pout and immediately feel the vibrations intensify. “O-Oh… fuck-”

Three. Three small polished cor lapis pieces in the shape of eggs, warm and snug and deep inside you. They shift and rub against your sweet spots, pulsing at his will ever since you stepped foot in Jueyun Karst, at first it was an odd sensation but soon enough your panties were soaked, juices running down your legs as you struggled to keep standing, sweet noises coming out of your mouth that only made Zhongli’s gaze darken.

“Zhongli…” You cry out.

“Yes, darling?”

“S-stop… mmh”

“Oh? But you seem to be enjoying yourself so much.”

“Stop… playing dumb.” You grit your teeth, clinging to the tree for dear life. The vibrations calming down to a soft hum, a gentle fucking not unlike his cock. “Please I’m-” You whine again.

You feel his finger softly raise your chin and your hazy half-lidded eyes were met with glittering gold, his diamond pupils mesmerizing and his stare soft and affectionate but also domineering, commanding, and full of lust.

“What do you need, my dear? Tell me.”

You choke a moan at his authoritarian presence, shifting and rubbing your legs together as the pleasure robs you of your strength. “P-please… Zhongli, make me come, please I n-need- It’s not… enough.”  

His eyes shift to the side as he seems to consider it for a moment and you almost mewl for his attention, eyebrows knitting together trying to steel yourself.

“Alright.” He concedes, and leans forward to kiss you softly.

Well, at first.

The geo eggs inside you start to shake and vibrate more intensely and you gasp at the sudden rush of stimulation, Zhongli holds you and pulls you closer, taking the chance to snake his long dragon tongue into your mouth, quickly deepening the kiss and set on devouring you.  

“Hmpnnng-” He swallows your moan as you kiss back the best way you can but it’s suddenly so much- too much- you’ve been teased and edged all the way and he’s- he’s just-

Your body shudders in his arms and you let out a high-pitched noise as you climax. Your insides squeezing and milking the toys inside you, dragging on the pleasure for longer and you cling onto him as your legs threaten to give up. Bliss, pure bliss. And he hasn’t even touched you proper yet.

“There we go…” His rough voice mumbles as he breaks apart the filthy kiss, his hands rub at your hips and you vaguely realize the geo eggs have stopped again. He carefully maneuvers your pliant body until you’re both sitting on the yellowed Liyue grass, his back resting against the tree while you sit between his legs, your back pressed to his chest.

He spreads your legs and holds them open with his own, you blush heavily as you realize his intentions, hiking up your skirt to reveal soft thighs and wet panties to the world. The flimsy fabric is soaked and clings uncomfortably against your pussy, more so as you feel the soft breeze.

“W-wait… right here?”

It is true that barely anyone ever enters Jueyun Karst but it was still risky. A lost adventurer, a lone merchant… you weren’t that far from the main dirt path, anyone could walk in and see you… exposed like this.

Your insides clenched, throbbing around nothing but the eggs inside of you.

Archons you really were depraved.

Zhongli rubs your inner thighs comfortingly before pulling your panties aside, his long gloved fingers skim your heated pussy lips and rub at your hole as it twitches wildly in response.

“Zhongli…” You moan weakly. “I’m so full.”

“I know, you look so pretty with my eggs inside you. Breathtaking.” His other hand rubs circles on your navel. The warmth within the geo energy sent through him spreading heat in a sensual way. “How about you push them out for me and we can be done. I’ll take you home so you can rest, my precious mate.” He nuzzles you.

“W-wha…” You mumble dumbly, but instinctively lean to his touch.

“They’ve been inside you long enough, and… we’ve had our fun.” He explains, kissing at your jaw. Two of his fingers easily sliding inside you, making you jump. “Don’t you think it’s time to let them out? I want to see you lay them.”

Pressure builds in your gut and you nod, biting your lip. Her works those sinful fingers in and out of your pussy slowly, scissoring them to stretch you a little and you moan. Not that you needed that much preparation with the recent orgasm and your… activities early that morning.

After all, those eggs had gotten in somehow, hadn’t they?

Only a few moments later and you feel ready, panting rapidly as if you truly were going into labor yet at the brink of another orgasm, you weakly pulled his hand away “H-Hold me…” You mutter heatedly. Zhongli kisses you softly and you take a deep breath.

And push.

The first egg slides down freely inside you, rapidly moving until it catches at your entrance, it burns a little but feels so good, lightning up pleasured nerves in a way that had you mewling before the stretch disappears, coming out alongside your spilling juices and onto the grass.   

Zhongli doesn’t hesitate to slip his fingers back into your heated core to soothe the sore muscles and play with your pussy a bit more, rubbing over your raw clit to make your hips stutter and your legs shake trying to close.

“That’s the first one, two more.” He says softly, his chin resting on your shoulder as he obviously stares between your legs entranced. You flush at his actions. “You can do it.” He encourages you, elegant fingers spreading your folds lewdly and soaking in your essences.

The whole experience is making you dizzy.

“I-I just… I just need a moment.” You pant, groaning and shifting your position a little so you’re less sitting and more lying against him, lifting your hips slightly and offering him an even better view from above.

“Just imagine the real thing. There will be more of them, slightly bigger and thrumming with elemental energy.” He growled softly against your ear. “Our children. Our clutch.”

It’s just dirty talk. It’s just dirty talk and it sets your blood on fire to hear it. You know his base draconic instincts are going haywire with the idea and archons you want that. You want that so badly.

Another egg stretches your hole and you can only imagine what it looks like as it slips and spreads you open. “Ah- Ah!” You toss your head back, let out a long moan and strain the muscles of your stomach before finally it slips out.

“Good girl.” Comes his smooth baritone in the form of a praise. You sigh in relief, rutting against his fingers as reward. You see slick threads of your juices all over on his gloves, the shiny eggs and your pussy, connecting everything together in a mess of a shiny cobweb. It’s obscene.

It’s so hot.

“Just one more, darling.” The ex-archon soothes you, possessively rubbing at your navel once again although you feel something’s different, like something shifts a little inside you. “Though, I feel this one is just a little bigger… closer to the real thing.”

Your eyes widen.

“No, no, no, you did it on purpose… just now… m-make it smaller again, please!” You shake your head frantically, digging your nails against his arms and squirming against the feeling of his fingertips dancing around your folds.

“Shhh, shhh” He cooed, kissing at your neck. “You can do it, I know you can. Consider it… practice.” You can practically feel the smirk Zhongli presses against your skin.

“I already came so much…” You whisper, tears in your eyes. “Zhongliiii…”

“You got this.” He kisses your temple. “Just one more. I want to see that sweet pussy stretch around my egg, please?”

You groan at his filthy words, hips snapping against phantom stimulation as your pussy quivers. You brace yourself and breathe in deeply before squeezing your eyes shut and doing your best to push against the overstimulation. Your hole stretches impossibly wide, widening against the grit of the egg and pressing against your clit making you keen. It rests there a few seconds, heavy, solid, before finally popping out with a wet squelch, dropping right by the other two, and you scream at the excruciating mix of pain and pleasure.

For a moment you can’t even breathe, much less speak as you rest a little. Black spots dance in your vision and your ears are ringing. When you come to again Zhongli is desperately peppering you with kisses, caresses and praise. Hugging you close and growling dark promises into your skin.

“-did so well. My little mate. My perfect mate. Want to breed you for real. Fill you up. You’d give me wonderful little half adepti. So good for me. Truly worthy to be a dragon’s mate. Should keep you in my nest. Love you so much-”      

Sluggish, you close your legs and pull down your skirt clumsily, ignoring the soreness and sticky feeling as your body sags against him in exhaustion.    

The dragon is practically purring, having mellowed down a little yet obviously pleased after having you bear his eggs, albeit fake ones. The intention is there… as well as the possibility for the future.

“We should go to the abode, you deserve a good rest. I’ll clean you up and get you something to eat and drink, hm?”

“Just a little more, Li.” You mumble tired. “It’s warm and cozy here…”

He chuckles and pets your hair. “Alright.”

[akstzs]

Ooooh I saw you asking for requests? Maybe you can draw something cute like... Toothless licking Hiccup's hand after an injury? :>>

or... Snotlout ruffling Hiccup's hair and Hiccup for once not being annoyed with him, like the chaotic cousins they are

hnnhg I need to draw rtte stuff more

[implied-divinity]

Just had a thought

Little boy who always swallows x Daddy who tells him that his cum will make him (and his tcock) big and strong just like Daddy's

It's me I'm the one who always swallows

🫀

hnnhg aw youre such a good boy for daddy, you're gonna get reeeal big in no time, okay buddy?

[sashiavi]

Have you seen those mods that turn SDV Leah into a fox girl/Abigail into a cat and stuff? All the townsfolk (or just the date-able ones) being hybrids would be so cute and funnn like we have puppy Sam, bull Alex,black cat seb etc

hybrid farmer taking their golden retriever farm pet for a walk and gets dragged over to sam and that's how they first meet

Gah yesss I remember seeing them around- I never had them downloaded because I always had the Seasonal Villager Outfits Mod <//3

But you're so rightttt

The first week on the farm had been all too busy, tilling the old sandy dirt day in and day out to plant crops, whacking tree debris and stones out of the way to make a barebone path through the property. Not to mention, the fluffy golden retriever pup the nice lady from the Ranch had dropped off at your farm. Covered in mud, twigs and fleas, you swore it took your whole day just to scrub the poor thing clean.

With that in the forefront of your mind, the last thing you were concerned about was making an impression upon the town. So when you finally shuck on some clothes that weren't stained green with grass and clip on your new Pups harness you were ready to face the music.

The early morning breeze urged your feet to move, up past the bus stop and into the towns entrance. Your dog was keen to sniff around, pulling against the harness with some resistance. Until it suddenly bounded ahead, yanking you along as it barked and drooled, eventually toppling over a poor man standing by a tree.

Before you could profusely apologize you find the person scritching and scratching your playful puppy, taking all the slobbery licks and kisses your dog has to offer. It's soon you realise that the man has his own set of bouncy, golden ears, and a happy tail wagging along with your dog's.

And den dey wuv eachother >v>

I can just imagine the others too </3

Alex making a drop by the farm for his Granny, passing out her famous homemade cookies as a favour for her. He spots a neat fence keeping in a small heard of cattle with you inside, patting the spotted fur of the cows and setting down a metal pail to collect their milk.

For some reason, he can't help but be jealous. Tail whipping side to side, brow scrunching ever so slightly. Why can't he get pats on his head too? He's barely any different to them.

Ugh jealous Alex my beloved <//3 I just know he'd take it out on you with his cock ;>

Or grumpy Kitty Sebastian, slinking around you in the dark outside his house, making an attempt to avoid you as you walk home from the mine. He even withholds from hitting his cigarette lest the orange glow give him away. Something about watching you in the dark sparks something hot in his chest..

Grumpy kitty Sebby who's a little jealous you're taking up all of Sam's attention at the tavern every Friday night (at least that's what he tells himsel, we all know he really wants you hehehe)

Hnnhg mmmgg Shane ahhhgnngn hnng *drooling*

I really don't know what he would be <//3 Grumpy Wolf lmao

Why does Harvey give me mouse vibes I'm so sorry- (I need to peg him he's submissive and breedable)

[snufstar]

Mootie just mentioned olive garedn hnnhg I kove olive garden

[sunset-synthetica]

hnnhg hnnghhaaaghnnghhg agaaaghagahaaaaanhghnnnhgh aaaughgnnnghhghgnnnnnhghg AHAAAHGHNNGHGAAAGHGRGRNNGHH 🤤😩

your mom last night

[chiyoso]

HI I JUST WANNA SAY I LOVE UR THEME OK BYE HAVE A GOOD DAY 💕💕💕😙

y- you're talking to me???? UNO REVERSE YOUR THEME LOOKS AMAZING 🛐

REMINDS ME OF THESE EMOTES 🍰🩷🪷🌸🍬

i love your pink website theme with our jjk men hnnhg!!! thank you so much for stopping by you sweetheart!!!

[threetangerines]

not you encouraging my impure thoughts 😶‍🌫️ ehehe okay so

first of all, if my kind wanders to 3tan yoongi when i get myself off that is MY BUSINESS but kghfkfhf,, how to put this 😵‍💫 i am quite the inexperienced shy girly and the thought of me going to him all cute (bc i am 😋) and being like :-( yoongi :-( pls since we are bffs 🫂 pls can u teach me how to do xyz 💔🥺 i'll be so good 🥺 am i doing this right 🥺 do u feel good 🥺 i think i could ruin this man so that he loses it and ruins me. that IS the goal.

also like,,, imagine yoongi and reader asking u to watch them HNNHG its all fun and games but if they said you cant touch yourself 😵‍💫 it's canon that they sound super hot together so WATCHING???? a little 3tan yoongi x reader × ????? reader ???? LMAO

and finally (bc i need to stop myself before i really go down the horny rabbit hole) once reader fully comes into their dom energy i am BEGGING please sit on my face 😭

thank u for listening 🫂✨️

-loona anon 😋💓😶‍🌫️

Oh. My. GOD.

[weremustelidae]

hnnhg Red, I’m trying to hack into VILE, but my computer is dummy thicc and the clack of my keyboard keeps alerting The Troll

[thataltfan]

:)

Alt is laying on the floor, bottle after bottle after bottle lined up around him.

hnnhg wgf you lokign at

[heeheeswifey]

stalker!jay headcannons!

MDNI!!

stalkers are bad at fucking, atleast that's what you thought.

stalker!jay who made you cry the first time he put a rose on your counter.

stalker!jay who got bolder day by day, sneaking in your bathroom when you shower.

stalker!jay who's under your bed when you hump your pillow,jacking off to the sounds.

stalker!jay who sniffs your dirty panties.

stalker!jay who masturbates to videos of you showering.

stalker!jay who follows you home,for your "safety"

stalker!jay who jacks off Infront of you whilst your sleeping.

stalker!jay who rubbed you through your panties when you were asleep.

stalker!jay who made the electricity in your apartment go down.

stalker!jay who snuck in your house, finding you in the shower.

stalker!jay who's surprised when you tell him to come shower with you..

"who would've thought that you would be so pretty..?" you whisper, feeling his face in the dim light. you kissed his soft lips, slowly kissing his neck and jawline. "fuck..princess,we can't do this.." he grunts, making you furrow your eyebrows. "why can't we do it, hmm?" you ask, feeling his throbbing dick in your hand, stroking it up and down as you didn't hear a response from him. "I wan' you so bad...want you to stuff me full, please.." you say, peppering his chest in kisses. before you could react, you were facing the wall,back arched prettily. "since y'wanna be such a big slut..I'll fuck you like one. g'nna make you shut up." he rasps, the words going straight to your core. "you want my cock baby? Then beg for it." he says. Not another word came out of your mouth came except "please's" and "I want you's!" before he thrusted deep inside of you, pulsing tip hitting your cervix. "your gonna feel me...right aboutt...here." he says, putting your cold hand on the bulge in your tummy.! it was so horridly obscene..the sounds of skin slapping and moaning slowly filled your once cold bathroom as he fucked you into oblivion. "aahn!- fuuckkk! s' so deeeppp!" you moan out. "I watched you play with this pretty pussy so many- hnnhg!~ times..wanted this so bad.." he whimpers, rubbing and pinching your swollen clit inbetween his thumb and pointer finger. "y-yeah.? fuuck m'cumming!" you moan ,arching your back in a desperate attempt to make him go deeper. "are you gonna cum on my cock,slut?" he whispers into your ear, thrusting harshly before pulling your hair back. Right at that moment, you came all over his pretty cock, moans and sobs coming out of your mouth. "are you trying to milk me dry,baby? shit.!" he moans, thrusting once more before shooting his warm cum deep inside your womb. slowly pulling out,he admires the mess he made of your cunt. he turned you around, planting a kiss on your tear stained cheeks before saying "I promise I'll come back for you, baby.."