#guuuuys I love her

[allastoredeer]

GOD I love drawing Vaggie 😩 she’s so pretty

[ithecarpediem]

I just love how they chose to style her in this final audition. Her journey has been a beautiful one—from striving for technical perfection, with her clothing always rigid and edgy, not a hair out of place. And here, Young Seo appears with her hair slightly messy, vulnerable, more comfortable with the character's tone, because now she understands on a deeper level the craft. Her look of surprise here says so much, but above it all, tell's me that she's finally enjoying the process. I'm so proud of her, you guuuuys Also: I usually praise Kim Tae Ri's acting - and she's THE star - but Shin Yeeun really nail it

[smolsawyer]

Golden Swan (Zlatá Labuť) - The complete Irlena story (2/84)

Fangirling: Listen.. the glances Irena gives to Alena while helping her father are sending me :D And then she decides to talk to her and what's more, she decides not to be a bitch to her, which is a huge thing when it comes to Irena. She does like her :) and not to mention Alena, who is having it hard for her boss already :D That little scene, looking at Alena in the dress? Yall, something is definitely brewing there :)) "yOu ShOuldN't HAvE coMe HEre" suuuuure Irena, I love how loud she says it :D Like she needs to persuade the secretary AND herself that she is not happy to see Alena again :))) Guuuuys you will LOVE the next video, it's finally happening :)))

Further plot: Alena's boyfriend Jakub is planning their future together, trying to get them an apartment. Alena is reluctant to go through with it, her two best friends and coworkers Bára and Eva see she is unhappy with the situation and are trying to figure out why.

After Irena finds out the accusations against Lukáš are false, she starts a dangerous business relationship with Gruber to get him out of custody. She tells Lukáš a lie about having a lover in an attempt to force him to let her be.

Credit for subtitles: @ ScorpiStraub on twitter

Please reblog to save a lesbian life :D and also to spread their love story <3

[demonslayerdoodles]

Guuuuy Kenta’s new friends sksjhldsnbssis I love her

Reference sheet a bit maybe??? (Btw, her shirt is a jumper type of thing and the skirt is separate, also her back is like a corset thing)

(YALL I DID THIS REF SHEET IN 45 MINUTES SKEJHRKDND)

This is Shi Yutō >^<

She is Kenta’s friend, I’ll need to think of her breathing style and katana design but whatever—

Anyway, she is a recycled oc but a different look ^^

Her parents weren’t married when they had her, they were happy at first, but then fought how to raise her

Her mom took her and ran away, never seeing him again

This was when she was 4, and after that, her mom realized what happened and blamed it all on Shi

(Small talk of abuse)

After that, her mom would physically and emotionally abuse her

(Done)

She didn’t know how to take her mom’s behavior and took it out through bullying others that are lower than her

I feel like Kenta and her would meet when she would pass by the orphanage or where ever that is and start picking on some of the kids, Kenta being on

They would eventually click or whatever and both just go against Kishin (FOR NO REASON AT ALL DONT HURT THE BEAN—)

I also feel her and Irina HATE EACH OTHER WITH A BLOODY PASSION idk why—

Anyway, that’s basically her BYEEEEEEE

Kenta, Irina, and Kishin belong to @shycroissanti

[angeltism]

GUUUUYS MIKU SAID GAY RIGHTS I GOT HER IN MY FIRST 10 PULL MY GIRLFIE KH MY GOD I LOVE THIS CARD SOOOO MUCH NOW I'M GONNA TRY TO ALSO GET ME AND WIFEY BUT AJWHFJAHFJSJFJRHD!!!!!!

[underworld-park-offical]

CLYDE: HOLY FUCK HOLY FUCK HOLY FUCK

CLYDE: THE FUCKING VIDEO CUT OFF BUT

CLYDE: CRAIGS PROBABLY DEAD HE'S DEAD HE'S DEAD HE’S DEADDDDD WAHHHHHH

TOLKIEN: I KNOW SHUT UP TOLKIEN: YOU'VE BEEN TALKING ABOUT THAT THE WHOLE CAR RIDE!!!

CLYDE: I KNOW WE ALL SAID WE WANTED HIM DEAD BUT CLYDE: BUT CLYDE: WAHHHHHHHHH HAAAA HAAAAAAAA!!!!!

TOLKIEN: BABE SHUT UP TOLKIEN: I'M TRYING TO FOCUS ON THE ROAD TOLKIEN: I DON'T WANT TO GET A SPEEDING TICKET TODAY

CLYDE: WAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HAAAAAAAAAA HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

CLYDE: I MISS CRAIG SO MUCH CLYDE: HE WAS THE WORST BEST FRIEND I'VE EVER HAAAAAAADDDDDDDDDD

TOLKIEN: STOP CRYING TOLKIEN: I LOVE YOU TOLKIEN: BUT I NEED TO FOCUS RIGHT NOW TOLKIEN: I DON'T WANT TO CRASH MY CAR

CLYDE: WAAAHAHHHHHAHVAGUCGJFIYGXTUDXFRCYUHY*GCFGJUOTUDVHUPI*YIFGCJBLOUGTCGJOUFJGOUFDTYGUOCFJGYOFX

TOLKIEN: BABY I CAN'T COMFORT YOU RIGHT NOW TOLKIEN: I'M DRIVING CLYDE: YOU DON'T CARE ABOUT MEEEE HEEEE HEEEEEE CLYDE: OR CRAAA HEYYY HEYYYA AAAIG 

CLYDE: OR JIMM HEE HEE HEE…

CLYDE: HE'S DEAD YOU MONSTER HER HERRRRR!! TOLKIEN: I CARE, THAT'S WHY I'M TRYING NOT TO CRASH RIGHT NOW

CLYDE: YOU'RE LYING TO MEEEEEE TOLKIEN: I AM NOT TOLKIEN: BUT I AM TOLKIEN: THIS  CLOSE TOLKIEN: TO TAPING YOUR MOUTH SHUT

CLYDE: WAHHAAGHVHUGGCHFUIHCGFHUIYHVHVGUHGV GGUI PLEASE DONT I'LL BE A GOOD BOYYYYYYYY TOLKIEN: YOU'RE A BIG STRONG MAN TOLKIEN: PLEASE STOP CRYING CLYDE: (sniffle) Okayyyyyyy

TOLKIEN: GOD DAMN TOLKIEN: WE NEED TO TELL DAIMEN CLYDE: Whyy??????????

TOLKIEN: He's one of the few people in our friend group I can actually fucking TOLERATE

TOLKIEN: I’m pretty sure he's working at the 711 right now

CLYDE: STEP ON THE GAS BABY TOLKIEN: I'M TRYING

Meanwhile...with the gays

THOMAS: HAOUGUUGUGHGHHHHHHHHHHHHH

TWEEK: WHAT THE FUCK???

TWEEK: WHY ARE YOU THROWING UP KOOL AID?????

TWEEK: ARE YOU OKAY THOMAS???? TWEEK: THOMAS?????? THOMAS: NOHuuuuuu...... uuUHHHOUUUUGHHGHHFGGH–

PIP: Ugh he's getting me all red!

PIP: Gregory, make him stop right now!

PIP: He's getting kool aid all over my very expensive suit!

GREGORY: You know he has a condition!

GREGORY: You KNOW He has “throwing up koolaid-itus”!!!

GREGORY: He told me so!

PIP: UGHHHHHHHHH!!!

PIP: You all are going to make this plan go to SHIT!

TWEEK: SHUT UP!!

TWEEK: The douchebag is in our presence

PIP: I DONT CARE I'LL JUST EAT HIM LIKE I DID HIS STUPID FUCKING FRIEND

PIP: JIMBO OR WHATEVER HIS NAME WAS

GREGORY: Jimmy, sir

PIP: I KNEW THAT SHUT UP

GREGORY: Yes sir-

PIP: Infact

PIP: ALL OF YOU SHUT THE BLOODY HELL UP RIGHT NOW!!!

THOMAS: Buhhh….. blehhh …..ughhh….

THOMAS: Eughhh…

THOMAS: I hated that…

TWEEK: DON'T TELL ME TO SHUT UP YOU STUPID BRITISH CROOKED TEETH MOTHER OF-

GREGORY: Ah ah ah 

GREGORY: No no no Tweeky!

GREGORY: Bad idea!

GREGORY: You dont wanna mess with Sir Pip whilst he's upset!

TWEEK: RRGHHHGHGHGH LEMME AT HIM!!!

GREGORY: Ah ah ah!

GREGORY: No way!

TWEEK: RRRRGGRHHHHHHHH!!!!!  

TWEEK: I'M GONNA SNAP HIM IN HALF LIKE A PRETZEL!!!

PIP: Not before I snap YOU in half like a goddamn Crumpet!

THOMAS: U- uh….

THOMAS: Guys??

TWEEK: YOU ARE SERIOUSLY THE WORST LEADER EVER!!

PIP: OH DON'T EVEN START YOU METH ADDICTED DEFIANT TROLL!

TWEEK: YOU DID NOT

PIP: OH I MOST CERTAINLY DID

THOMAS: Guuuuys?

PIP: I HOPE YOU FUCKING BURN BECUASE OF THE LAND WENCE YOU CAME, YOU SUPER SONIC MUFFIN MUNCHER TWEEK: KILL YOURSELF YOU CRUSTY PEANUT PIP: I'M ALREADY DEAD YOU MORONIC BRAINDEAD LUNATIC TWEEK: DIE TWICE PIP: FUCK YOU!!!

THOMAS: GUYS!!!!!!

PIP AND TWEEK: WHAT???????

THOMAS: What do we do with…. SHIT-! COCK-!!

THOMAS: What do we do with him?

CRAIG: What is going on? CRAIG: I'm like

CRAIG: Mad dissociating right now

CRAIG: What

CRAIG: What are you guys

CRAIG: How are you all here…?

GREGORY: Oh the mister has finally snapped out of his trance!

GREGORY: Apologies, dear friend!

GREGORY: Sir Pip had requested we keep you contained! He remembers you being the worst of the lot!

GREGORY: And with your fashion choice, I can certainly see why.

CRAIG: What are you….

CRAIG: Ohhhh…. 

CRAIG: Yeah this hoodie was a mistake

CRAIG: And the phone case….

CRAIG: Goddamnit…

PIP: He's come to his senses 

PIP: WHY HAS HE COME TO HIS SENSES??!?!

PIP: THAT WASN'T SUPPOSED TO HAPPEN!!!!

PIP: AAAAAAGHHHH!!!!

PIP: DAMNIT DAMNIT DAMNIT DAMNIT!!!

GREGORY: Oh dear

GREGORY: Sir Pip is upset again

GREGORY: There there Sir Pip

PIP: SHUT YOUR MOUTH YOU ABSOLUTE KISS ASS PIP: I WILL RIP THAT PONYTAIL FROM YOUR SCALP!

GREGORY: Apologies, Sir Pip

CRAIG: Wait a second

CRAIG: Is that a fucking dead body??????

CRAIG: HOLY SHIT IS THAT JIMMY????

PIP: Well one of the side effects of opening a portal to hell,

PIP: Someone kicks the bucket!

CRAIG: Christ..

PIP: Why did you capture him,  Gregory?

PIP: You know I hate this one

GREGORY: He was the closest one, Sir Pip!

PIP: You could've just grabbed them ALL!

PIP: Now our plan will fucking CRUMBLE because of you!

PIP: You SENTIENT. STAPLER.

GREGORY: I 

GREGORY: Sir Pip….

PIP: NO! NO I DON'T WANT TO HEAR YOU ANYMORE!

PIP: Anyway, since you ARE here

PIP: You may as well make yourself of good use to me

CRAIG: What?

PIP: Where are Stan and his little friends?

PIP: Out of all of you dicktwats, THEY treated me worst

PIP: So… where are they?

(EDITS MADE BY @pissblanket)

[phantaevel]

SILLY DUM DUM

my self sona on AU with my friends. he/she is from the loser villain category. and he/she also has a mother / the Rooster's character ( @popupopypoo0 ). his/her main enemy / the Marek's character ( @marekpurr-ple )

I LOVE YOU GUUUUYS 🫶

he/she is kinning Zurg and Nordic Bunny

[cyberrat]

82nd Batch Of Fics: 10th Fill

Lucifer/Adam/Lilith – Hazbin Hotel – everyone intersex; nervous/shy Adam; deflowering kink – Adam is being *selfish*, not letting Lilith have the same experience that he had. So Lucifer helps the both of them out.

---

“N-No, come on! Stop… stop squirming away!”

“It’s not going to fit! It’s not going to fit!! Your dick is too b-big… or something like that? Like… we should wait and see if there wasn’t a m-mistake or something?!”

There’s a stunned silence after that. Lucifer winces where he’s been hiding behind a tree. He glances around it to see Adam and Lilith kneeling on the grass of Eden. Adam has turned his head and they’re just staring at each other in quiet shock over Adam’s insinuation something They made could have been faulty.

He’s still on all fours in front of her, but he’s squirmed as far away as possible to get some distance between his pussy and the desperately swollen tip of her cock.

“What did you-” Lilith starts. She does not sound upset… more intrigued, really, but Lucifer decides to jump in before the situation can escalate even more.

“H-Hey there, guuuuys! What are you up to? Ooohh procreation, huh? That’s fun! That’s fun! And changing things up, I see! Wonderful! Teamwork! I love it!”

He is clapping as he makes is way toward them, their heads having swung around to stare at him in surprise. There’s not an inkling of shame to see – of course – despite their positions, but Adam’s face closes off and Lilith’s brows furrow.

“Well, we are trying at least. But he keeps moving away and I just keep slipping off.”

She looks down at her cock. There is a line of slick still connecting the tip to Adam’s slit. Even from his position Lucifer can see how pretty it looks; the lips are plump and pink; just the first dusting of fur starting to make it look like the juiciest peach. They’ve just been in Eden for a few days, after all. There’s not been a lot of time for that kind of… growth.

“It’s just not going to fit!” Adam defends himself quickly. He looks to Lucifer for help, and he almost buckles in light of those big brown eyes and Adam’s guileless expression.

He sure can do ‘his stuff’, Lucifer has heard of the demands he’s made of Lilith already, but it is easy to forget when he looks so… pathetic.

“You just need to properly try it! I wasn’t a fan the first couple of times either, but once things get going it’s… alright?”

Lucifer nods, a huge placating smile on his face. He claps his hands together again.

“You know, she is right! We all need to just put in a little bit of effort! Just figure things out, alright? This is going to be fun!”

.o.

Adam does not look like he believes Lucifer. He keeps struggling even as he’s on his back and Lucifer sits on his arms stretched out over his head. His cock is only half-hard, something that is new for Adam who has been running around with an erection pretty much the second he found out how good it feels to get off.

Honestly, he can understand that Lilith wants a turn as well. She must be getting awfully sore by now.

She has shuffled between Adam’s thighs and is slowly stroking her cock while peering down at his pussy. Lucifer has to admit she looks awfully cute with her tongue clenched between her teeth in concentration as she guides herself toward that alluring little slit.

Adam shakes his head desperately. “I… it’s not going to fit, guys! I tell you! Come on, just… we tried it the other way around, okay? That works. Obviously it’s meant to be that way. Like… Hellooo? It’s been good the way it is, okay? Just…”

Lilith starts to drag her tip against him; from bottom to top and back down again, teasing his labia apart until she can nudge up against that tender little hole.

Adam is sucking air through his clenched teeth as if she was already breaching him. He starts to tense the muscles of his belly, trying to curl his hips up and away but Lilith’s hands shoot out and grab him before he can move much.

“Nuh-uh… don’t be like that,” she mutters. Her voice is low and throaty and makes Lucifer feel hot under his collar. He stares at her while his hand nervously pets through Adam’s thick, unkempt hair.

“Come now, Adam. Aren’t you curious how it feels? Don’t you want to be equals? It’s just fair, really.”

Adam’s cheeks are cherry red with anger and agitation, his eyes darting around nervously as he hisses: “We’re not-”

But before he can finish that unfortunate thought, Lilith finally starts to properly push forward.

Adam tilts his head back, a strangled whine slithering from his straining throat. His legs clamp around Lilith’s hips but she is undaunted.

Eyes glassy, she can only stare down at that sweet little peach she is slowly spearing on her cock. More and more with little rocking motions of her hips that driver her deeper into Adam who is, in Lucifer’s opinion, just overly dramatic.

Lilith hadn’t made half the ruckus, even though Adam had been very close to suffocating her beneath him, he’s pretty sure…

“You can do it,” Lucifer croons gently, not really paying too much attention on Adam- until he hears a soft little noise that actually sounds like a sob.

His head jerks down, chin hitting his chest, looking at Adam’s face. He has his bottom lip clenched tightly in his teeth and his eyes are brimming with tears as he stares down his body.

“H-Hey,” Lucifer mutters, a little taken aback at the reaction. He grasps Adam’s cheeks with small hands, thumbs swiping against his skin. “It’s alright. Does it hurt? Hmmn? Do you want her to slow down?”

Adam jerkily shakes his head ‘no’. “I-It doesn’t hurt,” he mutters.

Lilith glances up at the both of them through her bangs. Her eyes are glassy, mouth open and wet and plump looking as she takes a moment to brace her knees better against the ground, then rolls her hips into Adam as if she’s done it a million times before.

Adam gurgles, back arching. It must ache deep in his belly, but the odd pleasure spreading throughout his nervous, twitching body, obviously overrides that feeling.

Still, it does not mean that he’s not being petulant about this the whole time; whining and awkwardly, weakly fighting against his first ever breeding.

Lucifer is half sure that he only does it because he hates not being right. For having been alive for just a few days, Adam’s personality is just so big and vibrant.

Despite his whimpering and acting as if he’s being tortured, his cock has perked up quite significantly and is growing eagerly the more Lilith gently fucks his little gash on her cock.

After a while Adam can’t help his throaty little mewls of pleasure, his tongue hanging out onto his chin, drooling as he strains his head up to stare down; just trying to catch a glimpse of his poor hole stretched around Lilith’s cock.

Lucifer swallows thickly and turns his head away. He can’t look at either of them. They’re so very lovely in their own ways. Oh, how dangerous they are.

[bigdreamerpeach]

Tickle for Bobby!

Here we go! Bobby gets all the tickles

--------

Ticklish little bear

_________

Laughter...that was the only thing what was to hear.

All of the smiling critters poking and tickling bobby everywhere and she only laughs

Dogday tickles her neck, Kickinchicken and Hoppy her sides, Bubba her belly and Craftycorn and Picky tickles her feet, Catnap only watch and smiles

"GUUUUYS NOOO!!! STOP PLEASE!! IT TICKLES TOO MUCH!!EEEE!!!"

"But why? Its fun to make you laugh Bobby." Kickinchicken said

"Hehehe yes , you laugh is so cute!". Dogday said

" Yeah and laughing is good for you Bobby." Bubba said

"ACKK!! PLEASE NO MORE! EEEEHEHEHE!!!". Bobby wiggles from left to right , trying to escape them but they were to strong.

They all love seeing her laughing, this making their heart melting.

Bubba then blow a raspberry on her belly, making her laugh crazy. Then, dogday hold her arms above her head and Kickinchicken tickles her armpits, making Dobby laughs ever more , she starts crying from all the laughing.

"EEEEE!!! I CAHAHAN'T ANYMORE!! PLEASE STOP!!AAAHHHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAH!!!ITS TO MUCH!!PLEEHEHASE NO MORE!!!ACKKK!!".

Then...All walks to her feet as Dogday still Holding her arms and Bubba sitting on her legs.

"G..Guys? What ..what are you doing?..wait..No!Not there! Anything but there please..No..NOOOOHAHAHAHAHHAH!!ACKKK!!!NONONO!!EEEEE!!NOT THE FEET!! PLEASE!!!!".

They starts tickling her feet with feathers from Kickinchicken, Bobby laughs like crazy as they tickling her soles and toes.

"AAAAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAH!!!NOOOOO!!STOP PLEASE!!!AAAH!!!EEEEEHEHEHEHHEHEHE!!!". She laughs , wiggle around, try to get her feet free. But the, was to strong.

After 5 minutes the tickling stops. Bobby lay on the ground, breathing and her eyes closed.

"You okay , Bobby?". "Yeah...i'm..i'm okay Dogday...i need ..i need a break..but why you doing this?". She ask them

Kickinchicken speak:" you Look a bit sad and we wanna make you laugh again Bobby , sorry when we go far."

"Awww don't Kickin , you guys didn't, it was fun!!heheh!!." Bobby say happy

They all hugging Bobby, Bobby was now more happy then before. They love Bobby and she love them.

_______

New little , cute story is out , have fun!! ^^

[ino-buta]

yes I love it! I love the joint birthday party. No don't even sweat it. I wouldn't miss Shikadai's 4th birthday for the world. 4 years! Such a milestone. No it's all good Temari I wouldn't much rather be doing shots right now to celebrate my 25th. How inconsiderate would that be. If Shikadai's favorite Auntie wasn't here at the chuck e cheese for his 4th birthday because she was getting shitfaced to commemorate the end of her youth. Wouldn't miss it for the world. Wh-- you-- you DIDN'T! You guuuuys I can't believe you put my name on the funfetti cake too. After the four year old's. You are so sweet and thoughtful. Just so glad to be included even though you couldn't even afford two cakes. Give me one second I'll be in the restroom. Sai where's my flask

[avourel]

ok, so i moved to another country a couple of months ago

AND I JUST FOUND OUT THERE'S A HUUUUGE ANIME CON IN THIS CITY

THIS WEEKEND. THE FIRST DAY IS TODAY

i just went to buy a ticket and i saw so many awesome cosplayers.... and TWO Hua Cheng cosplayers!!! i'm crying... i hope i see a Luo Binghe or Shen Qingqiu cosplayer.... i saw someone with a wangxian t-shirt and almost squealed that i loved her t-shirt.... (managed to contain myself...)

i'm so HAPPY. there's only one anime con in my country and it's not very big, i only went a couple of times... this thing here takes up an entire convention center AND the park outside it, there were so many people, ahhhhhhhhh

guuuuyyyyyyyys

guuuuys i'm so happyyyyy

[vole-mon-amour]

3x09, part 1.

The opening with that music is sooo unusual for them? :D Reminds me of circus.

No but the amount of fans there? That's a lot. That's cool, but also unusual.

"Whistle! WHIIIISTLE!" Give him a freaking whistle lmao.

This moment in the trailer is from another angle and it looks sooo much fun there. First Jamie and Keeley, now this. Some poor choices were made in the editing room. Let me see Beard falling!!

What the hell is Isaac doing? Why are they trying to create this fake drama? "I'm mad at you bc you didn't tell me"? He didn't HAVE to tell you. Not even for a second I'll believe Isaac is homophobic. Colin is his best friend, come the hell on.

Scene forward when Colin tries to resolve it and offers to have a bear and a chat, and Issac refuses. Hello???? What IS this???

I dislike this kind of picking on your friend, but the fact that Richard is ok with that and Jan immediately pats him on the shoulder, like, "It's okay, mate." I love seeing those boys being friends.

*whines* Can we, as a fandom, PLEASE jump on the train of Rebecca and Keeley being girlfriends? I've been struggling here alone since s1. There is so much!! possibilities!!! And they look great together. And they love each other. Ahhhh. Ughhhh.

I'm on this boat!!!

"I saw this spa with kittens" Keeley is everything. This show gives me so many ideas. Ok, Rebecca agreeing to go to a spa with Keeley so the kittens walk all over them??? I need someone to draw that, PLEASE?

The way Rebecca looks at her. GUYS. GUUUUYS. That's love.

<3

You know what's going on here? Jamie does the same thing with Keeley. Ot3 when? My tinfoil hat is always on.

LMAOOOO. When two independent women stare you down silently & judge you & suddenly, you're not so tough.

I actually love that they're doing this bc sometimes I feel like Roy is getting too comfortable swearing and acting like a bully and thinking it's ok. I love seeing Rebecca as a boss for real and putting Roy in his place. :') I also think it's bc she tries to protect Keeley, but yeah. I like how supportive she's with Keeley. Girlfriends. Besties.

Jade is the real one. Her look with shitty men, "I see right through your bullshit." I don't buy her buying his bullshit, "he's nice-like." Impossible that she doesn't know what he did to Rebecca and isn't just being nice with Nate about his boss.

You can see that he did that to Rebecca as well & it's creepy as fuck.

Beard nearly had a fight with press. I love that man. The press also loved their time with Beard, so I don't see a problem here. :D Roy is an ass, though, for doing this to Rebecca.

SCREAMING. You honor, there's been a murder. Get Beard back in the room. :D

[thenewfuture]

Hey guys? Be on alert ok? We worry the Foundation may have figured out where you guys are and have sent people to you.

What? Is the trail over or something-

Ibuki: HEY GUYS!!!

Oh my goooooddddd!

Would you please! STOP! YELLING!

You're yelling too...

Guys, guys guys guys and gals! Gaaaaalls! Guuuuys! Non-binariies!~

*Soon enough, everyone came around...*

What's the commotion for, Ibuki?

Did....something happen?

They're back! They're back! On the shore! They're coming back!

Huh? Really?

That's great news then! I know they could do it! Gahahaha!

Yeah! C'mon, let's go greet them! Last one there's a rusty bagpipe! Hahahahaha!~

---------------------------

*On the first island beach...*

See, Kan-Kan? You wouldn't have to wait long anyway.

I know, I know....

Hmhmhm~ Now let's beat this beach-

!!!

Hey guuuuuyyyssss! Over here! GUUUUYYYYSSSSS! WELCOME BACK-

GET DOWN!

Uweh?! *Hiroko grabs Ibuki and ducks to the ground, covering her their heads*

All of you! Get back and behind those trees! And whatever you do, stay low!

H-Huh!? Why?! What's happening!?

M-Miss Hiroko....

Okay, okay... They're not shooting YET, but they do have a sniper on board... Fuck.

I don't understand... Wh-Why would they have a sniper at shoot at us...?

See that emblem on the bow of the ship? That's the Future Foundation's Ultimate Elite Task Force's insignia.

And they're under the direct orders of the chairman and vice chairman. Meaning, Vice Chairman Munakata sent them here to kill us!

WH-WHAT?! B-But....But why?!

Cuz he's a rotten, stuck-up, self-righteous, cheating prick! I bet he ordered those guys to come here even before the trial started!

Woooow! I just love Future Foundation and they're non-corrupt and unjust ways!

So....What do we do now?

....Okay kids, new plan. Stay low and head for the second island!

[beckybarnes]

(2/4) Details I remember from when I saw Ride the Cyclone

This is going in order, if you want pre-show details up to “I love you guuuuys” then I already have the first part posted

Ocean played a dog (?) in the Christmas nativity pageant

Taco Bell picture being photoshopped (it would’ve been so funny if there was a Taco Bell in the same mall as the theatre though)

Jane Doe : “What is a Taco Bell?”

Constance : “Canada’s best laxative”

An actual sound clip of Christina Aguilera’s “Beautiful” played on the bagpipes (Everyone hated it, Ocean loved it. Probably because it caused Noel’s misery)

MONIQUE WITH PLATFORM BOOTS HEART EYES EMOJI

Someone catcalled Monique the second time I went?? You know who you are.

I think Ricky actually played the squeeze keys instead of it being pre-recorded!

Girls wore red crochet berets, the other two had black ones (Monique had no hat)

Monique actually stabbing her pimp ten times in the back

The second time I went, the same person who catcalled Monique also yelled “SLIP OF THE TONGUE” at the kiss (but what can you expect, they were selling adult beverages to people before going in)

Ocean glaring at Constance when she was talking about doing and dealing recreational drugs.

I don’t remember much from in between here and the next part

Constance jamming tf out during TSIA

Karnak was a DJ!

Ocean with the fan that’s not even turned on, and RTC classic

TALIA HAD HER OWN ACTRESS ON STAGE! (She also played Virgil)

Group hug at the end of Talia ❤️

Karnak doing the sassiest, most unimpressed pose before “would you like to know the future that could have been?”

I once again do not remember much from in between here and Ricky’s intro

Jane Doe being fascinated by Zolar 😭❤️

Ricky spinning Ocean while talking about the gravitational pull of Zolar’s seven suns

Ricky then boops her on the nose at “monkey love drop”

The cat dads having these super cool mask/helmets!

The way Ricky said “hehe.. okay” and “….sure?” (Y’all know which part I’m talking about, right?)

Ok I have to do homework now I’ll split this into another post. I will see you all in maybe an hour or so idk we’ll see

[tommos]

Oh I love your little guuuuy!!! He seems so sweet and like I need to give him so many pets!!!

her name is jasmine!!! she's my sweet baby, she loves all the pets!

[sugarfluffandallthatgoodstuff]

HMBAUChapter 2: The Start and End of  an Era

I just decided that instead of trying to stay mid-pack and drag out the running on a torture rack I would just sprint this enormous 0.7 mile lap and get over it

But it seems my lovely woodwind captain had other plans

Because now instead of being middle-front he was now next to me

“Wow Y/N-chan you’re running quite fast! Maybe you should slow down a little.”

“No can do Oikawa-san I’m just trying to get done”

“I think you’re not understanding me. I’m telling you that you need to slow down. Non-negotiable ok?”

I couldn’t believe my ears! Was he jealous of my running fast or something?

“I don’t understand why you’d say that”

“I just don’t want you to get hurt ok? So please just slow down a little”

“If it makes you happy then sure”

So I slowed down 

but he didn’t leave

“Soooo Y/N-chan how does it feel to be 5th chair in SWC? I’m actually surprised based on the way you played last year that you weren’t in a higher ensemble!”

“Ah well I think maybe the band director made a typo and accidentally wrote my name instead when he meant to put Michimiya since we all know she’s really good and wanted this for a long time, so to answer your question I don’t feel like I’m meant to be there”

“Ah classic impostor syndrome! Don’t worry Y/N-chan even if you don’t feel worthy now I’ll personally see to it that you become the player you want to be! And besides I heard your audition and thought it was SWC calliber!”

“Wait you heard my audition?!?”

“Of course! I always want to hear the section auditions and actually am given some imput on who goes where!”

And with that our lap was done

Shit I didn’t even get to ask him what he meant

And now we have to do the stupid laying on the ground stretches so now I can’t ask him what he meant until at least lunch break

God why can’t we just learn drill instead?

TIMEYWIMEY SKIIIIIIIIPP

“Already everyone good Visual Block! Enjoy your lunch and remember Brass is in the gym and Woodwinds are in the Multipurpose Room for music block!” Daichi said while packing up the metronome

I knew I didn’t bring anything for lunch 

Now I just needed to hide from my section in a hidden notch in the school’s quad

Which was almost successful

But of course god decided to be like “lol no!”

Because now Bokuto was across me

“Hey hey hey whatcha got for lunch? I was kinda hoping I could try whatever you had”

“O-oh Bokuto-san I didn’t see you there! I uh-may have accidentally um forgot my lunch… but it’s ok! I’ll be fine”

Nice

Or not

“Damn what a bummer! Come on, I'll get you something! Besides how could you even expect to survive out here with how hot it is?!” he said as he helped me up and took me to the air conditioned gym

“OH GUUUUYS~ SOMEONE FORGOT HER LUUUUUNCH!” damn you Bokuto

“Y/N-chan! How could you forget something so important?! I’ll give you some of my milkbread! And no you may not refuse” Oikawa had chimed in almost immediately after Bokuto said that

And of course Bokuto brought me to where he usually sits with all his leader and brass friends were

And he knew all 3 of my leaders were good friends of his and he wanted to make sure no one slipped through the cracks

Too bad for him that I managed to slip under his radar all of last year

But that was then and this is now 

“I can give you some gatorade and a banana. You really should be on top of your electrolytes while working as hard as we do” Kuroo said while scanning me up and down like he was trying to remember who I was but couldn’t quite put a finger on it 

And this circle of people included Osamu, Sugawara, Kuroo, Oikawa, Iwaizumi, Akaashi, Yaku, Daichi, Kita, and Bokuto

So literally the worst people to try and be sneaky with

“So what were you planning to bring for lunch Y/N? Or were you planning and ran out of time?” Sugawara asked suspiciously

“I h-had a plan but had no time to execute said plan”

“That didn’t answer Suga-chan’s question Y/N-chan” Oikawa pointed out while keeping a strong gaze on me

“...a baby apple and a little bit of peanut butter…” I whispered softly

“Could you say that a bit louder please Ms.Y/N?”

“I s-said a baby apple and a little bit of peanut butter…” damn it now they know I wasn’t planning to eat fucking anything that would satisfy their weird standards of meal quality for people

Osamu looked like he was about to faint and the others audibly gasped at my response

“That’s it, we are now in charge of your band camp meals. Sorry Y/N but you’re at our mercy now and you get to have no say and yes this means we will all be making your breakfasts, lunches, and dinners for the duration of camp. No buts or exceptions.”

AND THIS WAS COMING FROM FUCKING IWAIZUMI WHO WASN’T EVEN EVER NEAR ME OR EVEN I’M SURE KNEW ME

I stood there shocked as Bokuto and Kuroo helped me to sit down as the others piled some food onto a spare paper plate and set it in front of me 

“I-I c-can’t accept this! It’s too m-much of a burden on you all!”

“Nonsense! Sometimes I have extras and it’s better for it not to be wasted going into the trash right?” Yaku said to me smiling as he prepared the first bite

Little had I known

This was the end of my hermit-hood