#guhhhh this sucks

[false-beauty]

My taste in men. Has gotten worse. I didn’t know this was possible.

[cartarg]

can only seem to manage doodles lately

[catsharkzzz]

just two guys, who are totally unrelated to eachother.. in any way! they just both happen to skate, thats all!

[transurgender]

ithink i fucked up my lapped top. i spilt a drink on it earlier by accident and now my 1 key is completely dead and whenever i press t or b i get tb. uhoh

[poppy-metal]

Patrick and Art sitting side by side, maybe their thighs touching, sharing their favorite porn with each other on the tv... Jerking off together... Talking about how they wanna do it all with you, how cute you'd look in all these different scenarios, what they would do differently than the actors in the porn they're watching... And maybe just maybe the sneak little glances at each other's cocks while they beat off

guhhhh and i think art is less restrained around patrick - he encourages out a side of him art mostly keeps hidden, even to himself most days. when he shows art a video of a girl getting fucked by two guys and brings you up - "imagine it. two dicks stretching her out - you could have her tight little pussy, art. she'd moan for you -" and art is breathing heavy, cant stop rubbing his palms up and down his thighs. he's hard in his boxers, can feel himself swelling up and the throbbing of his head. has to grind the heel of his palm into it to try and calm himself down but its useless.

its not long before they both have a hand around themselves, pumping and pumping and patricks moaning obnoxiously loud and it should be annoying but its just making it harder and art thinks about how patrick would sound if he was inside you - if they both were, at the same time, and the girl in the video isn't as pretty as you but god he can imagine. imagine that pussy is your pussy. imagine you're sliding down around him - gripping him with your walls, stroking and sucking him in.

"fuck -" he whines. almost says patricks name and bites his tongue before he does. "i want to be inside her like that -" with you, he thinks. he wants you between them, moaning his name and then patricks and telling them how good they're making you feel - how good they're stretching you - your two boys. your only boys. your best boys.

he wonders if patrick feels the same. if he wants to possess you as much as art does. or if he'd be okay with fucking you with just anybody. if he'd be able to stroke his thick cock next to another guy so easily. he doesn't like that thought and something about it makes him reach out and brush his fingers against patricks thigh, feel the soft hairs there.

patricks leg jumps under arts touch but he doesn't move away - he spreads himself wider and fists his cock even harder. meets art eyes and licks his lips, "i wanna fuck her with you." he pants, and his gaze flicks down to where arts hand is working inside his boxers, jerking himself roughly - "i want to see her take your dick, man."

arts nodding, blond curls bouncing around his head as his eyes slip closed. "m-me too. i wanna see - wanna see you make her cry."

an aborted sound leaves patricks lips. choked and desperate. he thinks that's the hottest thing that's ever been said to him and hes not even looking at the video anymore, neither of them are, lost in the fantasy of plugging you up together - pressing you between them and filling you - spreading you - having you -

"I'll make her fucking cry on it, yeah." he promises. god, he wants to break you open. "just so you can kiss her pussy better after - lick my fucking cum out -"

the last part slips out. it doesn't matter though, because it makes them both cum.

[a5tr0n0m1cal]

Fine I’ll do it myself

Someone plz Rec some tasty delicious Sebastian solace fanfic if possible 🙏

At least one of y’all gotta be a fan too

[kurtthedestroyer]

ANOTJER HUMAN EGGBURT!!!!!! This drawing sucks but I wanted to draw this. Canon his fav food is mayo🙁🙁🙁

Sorry this drawing looks so freaking similar to the last human eggburt drawing I made i just did not feel like being super creative GUHHHH

[belliesandburps]

For the prompts: LEONA.

Burping in public

(grunts and hits his athletic chest) "Ugh...hate when they get stuck like that..."

"Mph...heartburn...(rubs his chest as a longer burp erupts out of him and leaves him huffing)...guhhh...pain in my ass..."

(casually picks his teeth) "Tch, hope you ain't expectin' an 'excuse me' or some crap..."

(licks his fangs) "Heh, still has a spicy aftertaste..."

"Ahhh...the hell're you lookin' at?"

"What? Never heard a burp before? Tch, prudish-ass herbivores..."

"Tch, see? THAT'S how it's done, you dumbasses. Now go do your stupidass burpin' contest somewhere else so I can nap or I'll eat every one'uh you..."

Post-Stuffing Burp

"Gruuuooohhhh, man...(caresses his bulging gut)...that felt good..."

"Ahhhh... (gives his big, churning belly a resounding SLAP)...how's THAT for a lion's roar?"

"Ohhh man...BWWWUUUUURRRRRP!!!! AAAAAAAUUUUURRRRRRAAAAAAAAPH!!!!!!!!! Ahhhhh, FINALLY...(pats his belly heavily)...that one was stuck forever..."

"Guhhhh, that was a big one...mph, herbivore...c'mere'n rub your king's belly, or I'll swallow ya whole...and don't think I won't. I just made a TON'uh room after that monster..."

"Damn, I'm gonna burst...(rubs his big, burbling belly with both hands and lazily lets out another long, throaty burp)"

Nauseous Burps

"Urrrrgh...man, my belly's killin' me...(rubs his stomach firmly as a painful burp erupts out of him)"

"Mph...(clutches his stomach tightly and pushes a fist against his mouth)...that one didn't feel great..."

(rubbing his belly as it gurgles aggressively) "Ugh...feel like I'm gonna puke...uuuuUUUOOOoooorrrph...oOOoohhhhhh fuck..."

(grips his knees and hunches forward) "...Grruuuooohhh, I...(grimaces before letting out another thick belch, followed by a much wetter one right after that)...ffffffuuuuuuuck...there's so much more in my gut...(pats his belly firmly as it bubbles in response...knocking loose an even bigger burp that gurgles heavily at the end and makes him clutch his mouth nauseously)"

Kink-Tease Burps

"Ahhhhh...(blows his gas in your face)...heh, y'like that, Pervivore?"

"Heh, keep rubbin' and I'll give ya a REAL good one..."

"Tch, stupid herbivore'n your lame-ass fetish...you have any idea how much more fun this could be if you humans weren't so tame?"

(slowly rubs his bare stomach) "Mmmmm...lot more where that came from, Herbivore...give it a lil push...(guides your hand right above his bellybutton and presses your hand down against his warm belly...before expelling a HUGE belch right in your face)"

"Haaaahhhh...(sniffs the air and smirks)...heh, that monster got'cha all hot'n bothered, did it?"

"Heh, better get used to that smell, Herbivore...(pins you down and licks his lips)...cuz where yer goin'...it ain't gonna get much better.."

(palms his gut firmly) "Mph...that ain't all of it...(sucks in a deep breath, and immediately expels a large belch, then takes another short breath and burps aggressively again, before taking in several gulps of air, grabbing you by the chin, and expelling the biggest, longest belch he can muster RIGHT in your face for a good seven seconds straight) Ahhhhhhhhh...hehehe...yer welcome, ya lil freak..."

[struck-by-the-rain]

really warming up to yuri's idea that the strict karate training senior subjected joe to is a generational thing for my personal hc storyline thing, i always thought it was a cool idea but i wasnt quiiiite sure if i wanted 2 elaborate on senior beyond "he just sucks". but no its part of my belief system i think now!!!!

like its been tradition for Ages for a karate family dad 2 subject his son to v. strict training until the son's stronger than him, and only then is he free to go and live the rest of his life & is expected to do the same to his own kid etc etc. and they believe that the strict training and pressure/incentive of "being able to move out and live your life" is a the best way to raise strong martial artists?

im thinking it could have started in ancient times when the family were expected to fight against a threat of some sort, maybe like the demons from samurai slice? and they just carried on w the tradition even in modern times, just raising elite athletes rather than demon fighters or whatever.

and joe's unwilling/unable to fulfil this role and surpass senior/master karate in senior's eyes, due to senior's inconsistent/unfair standards for his son and joe being not physically/mentally strong enough to meet them. & senior's like "all your ancestors managed to do this, why can't you?"

leads me to side idea that the tradition is gendered, which is why i referred to it as a father/son thing earlier? and how my hc of joe being trans affects things? like idk he came out as a kid, shortly after joe Mama joe's mum left? and senior was accepting in like "okay, you're my son, so we have to get training".

& idk it explains partially why joe would endure giving up on his own dreams, decades of loneliness and extremely taxing training, like not only does he not want to disappoint his father/family but he also wants to validate his identity/prove his competence as a trans guy? like idfk he's like "if i fail or give up its bc im not enough of a man" & he thinks this is like, the only way he can be a man??? guhhhh idk....

and he learns throughout his lil storyline that hes enough of a man, and Enough in general as a person, just how he is, even if he fails to meet senior's expectations and runs away from the basement to live his own life on his own accord

fuuuuuuuck idk i think i accidentally made an allegory for being transmasc in the real world and feeling like u have to conform to impossibly high standards of masculinity to be valid, and the difficult process of unlearning that and accepting yourself for whatever type of man/person u want to be. i feel like i cant joke about joe being "too fruity for the karate family" like i planned this turned out too serious HELP

[loving-n0t-heyting]

guhhhh up super early again

i keep trying to force myself into a reasonable schedule that might accommodate a lifestyle beyond psychologically deteriorating in my bedroom all day deprived of sunlight but instead i keep going to bed at ~10/11pm and waking up fully around ~2/3am only to crash later on at midday, burdening any work i wanted to do with a haze of exhaustion. ig prolly the solution here is just more discipline but maaaan it fucking sucks!!

[kito-kat]

how are you my moot but still terrifying to talk to (NOT IN A BAD WAY YOU'RE SO SILLY /POS) anyways i did a little something in your strawpage drawings

guHHHH im just a silly little guy :3 im not intimidating put ur fingers in my enclosure :3 i wont bite :3

ALSO WHAT THE EGGFF WHEHAH CHECKED STRAWPAGE IN IN. IM IN SHOCK /POS

DUDE U DREW A BACKGROUND... LEVI... WHAT THE FISH WHAT DO U MEAN THIS SUCKS THIS LOOKS SO. GOOD OUGHHH. LOVE THE AERO MENTIO

GOOBER AAUA.... it's spooky month!! i should open up inbox trick or treating i think that'd be so swag and cool and amazing ,,, also also DW ABT FORGETTING THETAIL EVEN I DO THAY SOMETIMES

tacomic... so real actually SO SO SWAG DUDE regardless of which moot u are ..... u dont need to feel like u need anon when talking to me like /gen im. so sillycore. AND I LOVE ALL THSI STUFF SM UHGHFJ I LOVE YOUR ARTSTYLE SOMUCH

[sharkyy599]

I feel like my story for my OCs may be a little ridiculous 😭

From the top of my head, the story is basically about life for the Sharkees in a small island where mermaids have built their own civilization on land. Cari, one of the most kindhearted of the merfolk, had started an education program for "special" food creatures, sea creatures and animals (special meaning that they have human like forms). Cari wants them in this school to learn and to fit in the merfolk society. Majority of the merfolk population are against her cause because the peace of their city is often disrupted from the chaos the sharkees and their friends cause, but Cari is determined for her plan to work so that the sharkees and the others can live happy lives away from the dangerous human world. She has her dragon friend by her side, Axel, to help. However, Axel is not fully in agreement with her cause. He often acts like he is above the sharkees and their friends, is embarrassed to even be associated with them, and mainly tries to suck up to the merfolk population. He pretends to be for the cause because he wants to date Cari, despite her not being interested. The only ones of the bunch Axel treats as equals are Cola, Juniper, and Gio, due to these three staying out of trouble and getting high grades, despite them having bleak pasts and also their younger siblings and cousin, Chip, Cindy, Aspen, and Tyrone, not being great students. Then Sean would come along and change everything.

Again, that's just the main gist from the top of my head.

I STILL HAVE NO IDEA HOW TO DESIGN MY MERMAID CITY GUHHHH!!!

[fortunefeather]

[guhhhh thinking about a semi-hiatus honestly? some thoughts under the readmore]

I think I at least figured out the source of the looming funk. I have a lot of work coming up with this new job, lots of driving and travel.

I think my brain has stuck me in the accursed "waiting period" mode, like when you have an appointment and your brain says "can't do anything, appointment at 3". I feel like I'm there, even though the stuff im waiting on is like weeks away. I feel like I should be saving my energy, preparing for possibly stressful situations, even though I have plenty of free time to do the things I usually enjoy. Felt like I've been pacing between hobbies and not getting anything done. it sucks!!

I want to write! I want to draw! I want to interact and make friends but I feel like im in a little hole of my own making that i sometimes poke my head out of

[burning-sol]

GUHHHH once again thinking about how hard an apotheosis vs riptide fight would go mannn. i am imagining a choreographed fight in my heeaaadddd.

apotheosis vs riptide. its set up as a gameshow so non lethal but like go off and be as deranged as u want u know what i mean. when it starts the pcs are a bit disorientated because where the fuck are they?? help??? theyre introduced to the premise of the game. differing reactions. peter "no", exandroth "YES", gillion "sounds like fun!! i accept this challenge!!!", thanatos "what is the point of this", rumi "yeah exactly thanny we dont gotta do this i dont want to fight", chip "exactly!! (going to pee his pants at the sight of thanatos)", jay "yo but i could totally take them in a fight??" but you know they cant go home if they dont play and its not LETHAL so they agree. besides, both teams are relatively confident?

les go!! count down 3 2 1 and the teams are fighting. each pc naturally splits off to face against the best fitting match. chip vs rumi, peter+exandroth vs jay, gillion vs thanatos. they start off confident but very quickly things go WRONG... the godslayers are like strong WAYY strong and the albatrio are taking hits man. this one on one is going down and it really starts dredging up all their anxieties. chip doesnt feel like he's a good leader, he's not confident, he doesn't know what he's doing, rumi is tripping him up repeatedly and doesnt even seem phased. gillion thinks he's strong but he's getting SLAMMED by thanatos and gillion is freaking out because oh god he's not strong enough, he can't protect his friends, he's going to LOSE. jay she's fuckinnngg usually a good shot like she deals DAMAGE she's grown UP being the good shot, she spent her childhood training, but it literally just doesnt phase whatever the fuck she's fighting, it's not making a good enough dent.

shit aint working so the albatrio scramble and change their matchups. gillion vs rumi, chip vs peter+exandroth, thanatos vs jay. gillion is so brute force that rumi is forced back a bit. chip is. chip. exandroth is struggling to hit this little worm. jay keeps her distance from thanatos and is able to get some good shots in. they're chipping away at the godslayers it looks like they're getting up and. well. the godslayers are getting bitter abt it they got sensitive egos so they muster up enough coordination to knock chip and jay back, and they DOWN gillion. and holy shit the albatrio are gonna LOSE but half time is called. dear god. just in time.

jay gets gillion back up but evidently, they're not winning k? like fuck it sucked so bad that the godslayers started off kicking their ass, but downing gillion?? GILLION TIDESTRIDER??? that was an emotional blow so hard they're going to need to have a big cry after this. but you know how the albatrio are, they have the brain power, they're gonna scheme on how to take down these bitches.

and if you're wondering how the godslayers are doing at half time they're feeling pretty good about themselves. exandroth takes a nap after healing up thanatos and rumi, rumi fawns over peter like "are you okay???" "yeah rumi im okay" "rumi, stop babying peter he is fine" "i love you peter" "huh???"

second half starts up again and BOOM THE COORDINATION. the godslayers work okay together but we've plucked them out at a point in the story where not everyone is on the same foot... but the albatrio?? babygirl, they've been friends for a while!!! the point is friendship is fucking magic and with the power of their teamwork they strategise so good they take down the godslayers one at a time. i dont know exactly how but it's definitely a mix of something ridiculous and actual good observation and good planning. GOD SLAYERS KNOCKED OUT BABYYY.

in the bg i like to imagine that dm condi and grizzly were like commentating the entire time btw, and dm condi was so confident in his team. then he just starts crying at the end like "NOOOO HOW DID THEY LOSE" dm grizzly laughs "MWAHAHAH I KNEW IT I KNEW THEY'D WIN anyways that's the end of the game!! thank you for playing everyone!! bye bye!!" and every1 gets sent home.

this is the narrative that's been trapped in my brain for a long time. do you see it. do you understand. *shakes you* do you get it????

[ghoultrifle]

I left you with a angsty ask last time. So here’s some ✨McNasty✨

What if Dew goes and gets his nipples pierced. Once they’re healed, his first visit is to Swiss and boy oh boy do they both lose their minds.

Swiss because he’s got a devilish oral fixation and can wait to get his mouth on the new decorations.

And Dew cause he’s just thinking of what Swiss will do to him.

So after the shock of the surprise subsides, Dew sits himself down on Swiss’ lap while Swiss keeps himself latched onto one nipple, sucking and worrying the hard nub between his teeth. It sends lightning up his spine and it makes him leak slick like a fucking fountain.

The other nipple is tended to a hand that gets meaner and meaner by the minute, rubbing and tugging on swollen flesh thats gone raw and red. Swiss really hates that he cant get his mouth on both at the same time. (Even though the none horny part of him knows thats not even physically possible)

Dew keeps his hands laced in Swiss’ curls and pulls him closer, tells him to suck harder, get him nice and wet.

“Leave me some pretty marks my spark”

Dew groans nice and low when he feels spit dripping down his torso. He calls Swiss a messy slut and Swiss hums, rutting up against Dew.

Maybe they both cum just from grinding on eachother.

Or maybe Dew cums just from Swiss playing with his nips.

ahhh swisstopher "perpetually horny" ghoul i love you.

oh the marks are going to be so pretty, he's gonna be all nice and bruised and just ggrrrgrgrgrgr i'm gonna bite him

and cumming like that, just from the stimulation of grinding against each other guhhhh i can't

vee i have no words but i have to let this one be free to the masses

[gamerbearmira]

Submitted by an Anon <333

GUHHHH the idea of Pygmalion Mariano riding around on a trolley has me dying 😂

He holds no hard feelings to Dolores tho, and he's thankful she gave him a handsome face and a chiseled figure ❤

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SUCK IT TUMBLRRRRR RAHGGGG 🦅🦅

First of all. Love that art, WE ROCKIN WIT IT❗❗

Second. LOVE THE ART...STILL...WHAT DUH...❗❓🤧

No but seriously, I guess she didn't think that far 😭 though, I imagine if you were working on a statue and it suddenly came to life. That wouldn't be at the top of the priorities lost huh 💀 gotta give credit where credit is due though, she's so rad for getting him a means of transportation.

Hopefully homeboy gets some legs soon though, a dolley it can't be the most convenient option 🤓