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in-a-cave-with · 5 years ago

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1. Which avenger would you recruit to help you plan your birthday?

natasha because she seems like she cares the least about birthdays and neither do i lmao

2. Which avenger would you switch suits with for a day?

3. Which avenger would you want to train with?

rhodey! he’d make a pretty good coach, i think

4. Oh No, you need help! Which avenger would you call if you’re in trouble

carol lmao. she can just beat up the trouble and i’ll be fine

5. Uh oh, you got arrested, which avenger were you with?

clint.

6. The Avengers are playing basketball, which avenger would you pick first to be on your team?

oh DEFINITELY steve. hes a) tall and b) good at throwing things (he does that for a living)

7. You’re trying to make your ex jealous, which avenger do you pretend to date?

here’s the aro flag i made out of my favorite character from jojo’s bizarre adventure, jotaro kujo

8. You’re out for a good time, and need a wing man/woman, which avenger do you pick for the job?

“out” “for a good time” implies i would go outdoors when i could be chilling in tony’s workshop or in bruce’s lab. smh

9. You woke up with a hangover, which avenger were you drunk with?

thor, because i had like a cup of the asgardian mead and then almost died from alcohol poisoning

10. You’re going on a road trip, which avenger do you ride with?

TONY BECAUSE MY MUSIC TASTE IS KIND OF SIMILAR TO HIS

11. No way! You slept with one of the avengers. Which avenger did you wake up next to?

here’s the ace flag i made out of my favorite character from jojo’s bizarre adventure, jotaro kujo

12. Your favorite band is having a concert, which avenger goes with you?

thor, because he is both Very tall and can fly

13. You’re going shopping, and need second opinions, which avenger do you trust to help you pick out outfits?

TONY. the man has, like, an actual sense of style and i would trust him 100%

14. Your parents want to meet one of your new friends, which avenger do you take to meet your parents?

peter because he's a pretty fun and polite guy and probably wouldn’t start a fire inside my house

15. You get injured on a mission, which avenger would you trust to be in charge of your care?

don blake. i know he’s technically not an avenger BUT he is thor’s alter ego (so he counts) and he’s an actual doctor

16. Your room is a mess, which avenger do you pick to be your butler, and clean your room?

bitch wtf im going to clean my own room. no one deserves to sift through my garbage least of all someone from a team of superheroes

17. You wanna play a prank on the team, but need help. Which avenger do you pick to help you prank the rest of the team?

clint, absolutely. prank war man. he probably has 2000 arrows designed specifically for causing mischief and chaos

18. Time to buy Christmas presents, which avenger is the easiest for you to buy for?

hmmm maybe thor? i could make him cookies or something and he’d go wild probably

19. You’re going on a mission but only one other person can go. Which member of the team do you choose to go with you?

tony! yeah im biased but i think it’d be fun!! and also i could fly around in the iron man suit more

tagging: anyone who wants to do this !

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rosaline-kei · 5 years ago

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What a Marry, Merry Christmas! (part 1)

Disclaimer:I do not own Shingeki no Kyojin / Attack on Titan nor its characters.

Fandom: Shingeki no Kyojin / Attack on Titan

Parts: 「1」/ 「2」

Chapter 1′s Title: Hanji

Synopsis: "I love you Hanji Zoe, will you marry me?"

Rated: T

Pairings: Levi Ackerman / Hanji Zoe, minor Eren Jaeger / Mikasa Ackerman

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Author’s Note : again wow im late its not even christmas here anymore im so disappointed in myself smH. Anyways, merry christmas and happy holidays to y’all :) enjoy this cringe i wrote a year ago on ff net sigh; im gonna regret publishing this here lol

Mikasa had been playing with her daughter, Sachiko. Well, that was until she was disturbed by a loud thud at her door. The two of them flinched upon hearing the loud thud, curious as to what or who it was at their doorstep.

"Stay here, Sachiko." Mikasa had instructed before she approached the door cautiously. Sachiko gave a small obedient nod, restraining herself from letting curiosity get the better of her. The last thing Mikasa hoped it was, was a burglar at her doorstep who failed miserably at his or her plan. Then again, what idiot burglar would charge straight at a door, creating a racket? Well, whatever. Christmas was coming, the day of giving and gifting, and Mikasa didn't mind giving the burglar a nice punch to his or her stomach, that is, if it's a burglar.

Looking through the peephole, Mikasa relaxed her shoulders before she heaved out a heavy sigh to see who it was.

"Mama? Who is it?" Sachiko queried curiously.

"Who do you think would charge straight at a closed and locked door before knocking on it?" Mikasa groaned. Before Sachiko could answer, Mikasa unlocked and opened the door to reveal none other than Hanji, who was still murmuring, "ow, ow, ow…"

"Four-eyes!" Sachiko exclaimed eagerly before she sprinted over to Hanji. Mikasa's daughter had picked up that nickname from her uncle, Levi, who would often call her that. Hanji wasn't too bothered by her calling her that, it was more of she missed the times where she'd call her 'big sis Hanji'. It just had more of a nice ring to it, at least to Hanji.

"Ah, little Sachi!" Hanji giggled a little before embracing the little girl who jumped into a grasp. "And how many times have I told you that I'm big sis Hanji, not four eyes." Hanji had pouted as she tickled the girl a little, Sachiko laughed. "Okay! Okay! I'm sorry big sis Hanji!"

Mikasa only heaved out another sigh, shaking her head. A cold wind blew by, the snow following the breeze—which was thankfully not to Mikasa's direction. It reminded the raven it was winter—that it was freezing out. "Hurry on and come in, before either one of you catch a cold." Mikasa chided.

After being welcomed in, Hanji sat on the couch while Mikasa went to quickly brew them some tea. Shortly, she returned with three cups of herbal tea. After passing one to Hanji, the brunette took a quick slurp out of it. "I don't know what is it with you Ackermans and tea, but whatever you all make it's so good!" Hanji exclaimed.

"That shorty taught me when we were younger. So ask him. Anyway, what are you doing here?" Mikasa queried as she passed the next cup to Sachiko, who nodded a small thanks as she began to sip it slowly.

"Ahaha… well, you see…" Hanji murmured, before she started to explain her so-called predicament that she was now stuck in. Long story short, she didn't know what to get for her boyfriend, Levi. After listening to Hanji's rant about how hard is it to get a gift for Levi for about five minutes, Mikasa had cut her off. "And why does that bring you here?"

"Because you're an Ackerman! And he's an Ackerman! So, you should know what the best thing I could get him is! I mean, Ackerman logic!"

"Hanji…it doesn't work that way—ah, whatever." Mikasa sighed, it wasn't worth the effort to explain it to her. "You've been in a relationship with him for quite a long while, and you've already gifted him gifts before during Christmas, so why are you suddenly asking for help? I me—"

"That's because I heard from Erwin that he got something extremely, extremely amazing for me! And I… I don't want to… disappoint him…!" Hanji reasoned, with a small frown. Truth be told, Hanji had called Erwin not too long ago to ask what she should get for Levi. Unintentionally, the male had accidentally let it slip that Levi had gotten something major for her. Not to mention he said it was something so great, it'll bring her to tears. By the time Erwin realised he had accidentally let those 'secrets' slip, Hanji had ended the call before sitting out in the snow as she debated for a long while, about many things.

'What should I get for Levi?' Hanji pondered. It can't be anything less than what 'major' gift Levi had gotten for her, according to Erwin. It just can't. She wouldn't allow it. Not to mention, Christmas was Levi's birthday as well. So it had to be twice as special. Sure, she had given him gifts to Levi that she knew he truly liked, that he truly treasured. But the way Erwin had described Levi's gift… she now had the worry of what if it wasn't good enough?

It was a silly thing to worry, but still. Not to mention, Levi had recently been acting a little… weird.

But, no matter how long Hanji pondered in the snow, no gift came to her mind that'd be perfect for her boyfriend. At that realization, she groaned in misery before over-dramatically falling face-flat into the snow.

Then, that's when it came to her. By Ackerman logic, she'll just have to ask her. And that's how she ended up at Mikasa's.

It didn't take Mikasa long to notice the troubled look Hanji wore. She could understand how she felt, to a certain extent. "Hanji, I know that you may feel bad and worried, if Levi thinks your gift is terrible or if you think your gift is not good enough as compared to whatever that shorty is getting you. But—"

"Ah! So you understand me! So does that mean you'll help me get an amazing enough gift for h—"

"No." Mikasa answered bluntly, causing Hanji to pout before sipping her tea in a frustrated way. "Listen, Hanji. It's not that I don't want to help you. I don't mind helping you, it's just… ultimately, your gift for that shorty, your boyfriend, should come from your heart, your heart only." Mikasa explained, hoping she'd understand. "Besides… if you knew what I got for him, you would think twice about asking me." Mikasa sighed.

"Mikasa… I see…" Hanji murmured, in a soft way. Mikasa took it that she understood what she meant. But that wasn't exactly the case. "Well… now that you understand—"

"You, Mikasa Ackerman, just don't want to help me because you already got an amazing, major and spectacular gift for Levi!" She accused, sounding all grumpy. Mikasa stared at her blankly, blinked her eyes and then glanced at the drink she had given Hanji. It wasn't alcohol. Mikasa glanced again to double check and that herbal tea sure as hell wasn't alcohol, and yet, she was acting like a whiny child. Even Sachiko, her own daughter, was amused by her reaction.

"Hanji… that's not what I said and didn't you hear what I just said?"

"What did you get for Levi?" Hanji pouted, demanding an answer as well as ignoring her question.

"Hanji—"

"Tell meee!" She whined a little, and Mikasa couldn't help but bring her hand up to her face and just face-palmed herself. She couldn't believe she had to deal with… this.

"If Mama doesn't tell you, I'll tell you!" Sachiko exclaimed with a little smile. But even as she said this, she shyly turned towards her mother as if to seek permission. Mikasa shrugged in response, it wasn't as if it was a huge secret anyway. She was sure Levi would know about it anyway, what she had planned to give him.

"Mama got his favourite brand of detergent that just released its new model, its lemon scented by the way!" She grinned before continuing, "And I got him a mop! But not just any mop! The super absorbent and high quality one!"

At first, Hanji wasn't sure if she was pulling a prank on her. She looked to Mikasa, who gave a nod as if to confirm it. But even so, she remained in denial. "… You're kidding. What about Ere—"

"Oh? Papa? He's out shopping with Uncle Armin for gifts now. I think he's getting him a broom or… something." Sachiko shrugged. Hanji responded with a blank look, before grabbing Sachiko's shoulders and rocked her back and forth—in a playful manner, of course.

"Ehhhh? Sachi, you must be joking! It's not even April fool's! Don't you know Christmas is also his birthday? Don't you want to get him something extra special? I mean… I can see why Mikasa wouldn't want to… but—"

"Eh? But Four eyes…—" Sachiko giggled a little as she called out to Hanji, who then paused in her rocking action. "It's Big sis Hanji..!" Hanji groaned, cutting her off with a sigh, as if she felt defeated… for whatever reason. Well, regardless of whatever defeat, she still had it in her to correct Sachiko.

"Big sis Hanji." Sachiko corrected, with a small smile. "I know it's his birthday too! And that mop is super extra special! It's very absorbent! I know Uncle Levi will just love it!"

Hanji looked up at her a little, with a small puzzled look. "How do you know he'll love it…?"

"Well, the mop is just perfect for his small and short height!" Sachiko started off, Mikasa resisted the urge to laugh at that. She taught her daughter well, she thought. Sachiko continued, "I know it's just a mop, but still… I think he'll like it. He's been complaining about his old mops. So when Mama took me out to shopping, seeing this mop reminded me of him. And then, right then and there, I just knew he'd love it!" Sachiko beamed, Mikasa resisted the urge to laugh again. To think mops could remind her of Levi, it was just humorous. At least to Mikasa.

"… What are you trying to say, Sachi?"

"It's the thought that counts. That's what makes a gift special, because it comes from the bottom of your heart! At least that's what Mama told me, I believe in it anyway." Sachiko smiled. Hanji looked towards Mikasa, who gave a small nod.

"I know how hard it is, to find a perfect gift for someone you love, Hanji." Mikasa spoke softly. "But just as Sachiko said, it's the thought that counts."

"And yet you thought of detergent?" Hanji snorted, Mikasa rolled her eyes a little. "It suits a clean-freak like him. I put a lot of thought in that gift, for that matter."

"Yeah, yeah… I really appreciate both of your advice but still…" Hanji murmured, trailing off. It was obvious she was unsatisfied by the answers and lectured by the end of the conversation. Mikasa placed a reassuring hand on her shoulder as she spoke, "Don't worry about what gift to give him. You already gave him the best gift he could ever receive, and I can assure you it's better than whatever he wrapped up this Christmas for you."

Hanji looked at her, puzzled by her words. "What do you mean I already gave him the best gift…?"

Mikasa chuckled light-heartedly, before smiling warmly. "Hanji, it's you."

After that conversation she had with Mikasa and Sachiko, she left to the nearest mall Mikasa told her was located at. Mikasa had persisted that she should stay a little longer, so did Sachiko, considering it was still snowing out—and who knows? The snow might get heavier.

But Hanji refused the offer. She felt the sudden spark ignite within her, to which pushed her to get out and get something special for Levi, from the bottom of her own heart. With that goal in mind, she gave a hug to little Sachiko, a wave to Mikasa before she had set out on her hunt.

Once she had reached the mall, she began to look around, hoping she'd find something for Levi, something that was from the bottom of her heart. As she continued to search, many random thoughts popped into her mind, as well as a few memories she shared with Levi.

Truly, she couldn't really ask for any gift better than the male, her boyfriend, who put up with all her bullshit, and still loved her dearly for many years. She felt her cheeks burning, her heart thumping as she recalled some heart-warming moments in their life. She then figured she wanted to get him something that'd just express just that.

"Something from the bottom of my heart…" Hanji murmured to herself. She paused in her steps and sighed. She had walked almost all over the mall, yet she found nothing that matched what she felt from the bottom of her heart. "There must be something…" Hanji grumbled, before she looked up and around… and saw something that caught her eye. It was on display, well, not for long. Instantly, she rushed over to it, pressing her face against the glass as she stared at it elatedly.

Her cheeks flustered red even more, as she exclaimed, "That's it!"

Christmas rolled by quickly, the celebration was to be held at Levi's this year. It was still early, so no one came yet… well, except for Hanji.

"Took you long enough. Tch." Levi clicked his tongue, rolling his eyes as he let the brunette in. "Give me a break, you're the one who told me to come earlier to help you set up decoration." Hanji pouted.

"If you didn't want to, you could've refused, shitty glasses." He scoffed. Hanji rolled her eyes, "And you could've refused dressing up as Santa last year, yet you didn't… I still have pictures." She teased lightly, a grin plastered on her lips before placing her bag on the couch.

"Shut up." He grumbled, his eyes darting to the ground. Hanji sat down on the couch quietly. There was this silence for quite a while. It was odd, considering for one thing, Hanji wasn't one to… well, keep quiet. At least not for a prolonged period of time. But whenever she did, it'd be because something was weighing on her mind… and it didn't seem like she was the only one who had something on her mind.

"I have something to tell you." The two suddenly said in sync, breaking the silence that had been lingering itself in the atmosphere.

"You… go first." Levi spoke, to which Hanji shook her head at. "No, you should. You seemed to have something weighing on your mind for… quite a while." Hanji insisted. For the most part, Hanji rather have Levi go first for one reason—just in case if he was breaking up with her, considering not only had he been acting weird recently but the way he said that he had something to tell her was… odd. Very odd. His tone was different, as if he were afraid of something. Hell, now even Hanji was afraid. Afraid of one too many things now, afraid if her gift would burn itself to ashes.

Levi, on the other hand, took a deep breath, closing his eyes briefly. Definitely, something was on his mind. Hanji couldn't tell if she wanted to find out or not, she never felt so tensed before. Not wanting to delay what he had to say any further, Levi opened his eyes, which fixated itself to Hanji's brown orbs.

Hanji suddenly felt her muscles relaxed, surely… with such a soft look in his eyes that were now gazing at hers… this… wasn't a breakup… right?

Before she could think any further, Levi got on one knee, took out a small box, before he opened it, revealing a beautiful ring.

"Hanji Zoe, I love you. Will you marry me?"

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nanlicia · 7 years ago

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alright dweebs it’s derek malik nurse’s fuckin birthday (!!!!!) and i’m on overnights which means i’m home during the day today and i’m also pathetically single so i have no plans so. time for some nursey headcanons (@nurseyweek )

nursey has never once in his entire life eaten a lima bean

he has fallen down, on average, 81 staircases per year

this statistic is actually inaccurate; 2009 was a bad year in which he tripped down almost 3 staircases a week because he experienced a growth spurt and was getting accustomed to it, and it shouldn’t have been counted

he enjoys playing defense but if he could choose to play any other position on the team it would be goalie

if his teammates could choose any other position on the team for nursey to never be allowed to play ever, even in scrimmages, even in practices, even as a joke, it would be goalie

he’s uncoordinated, folks, this is a fact

nursey once wore flip-flops to a SMH bbq and shitty just about burst into tears, exclaiming how proud he was of him for forgoing his hipster ways and embracing the carefree lifestyle flip-flops can give a person

nursey promptly left and returned an hr later wearing a pair of doc martens he went out and bought for the express purpose of being a troll

oh that reminds me

nursey wishes he was a troll, like he really enjoys harmless practical pranks too, and he’s very perceptive of people and figures out very easily how to make them crack, but the guy can’t keep a straight face to save his life and always always every single time bursts out laughing prematurely

he ruins the punchline to almost every joke he tries to tell

he has a pair of winnie the pooh slippers his sister got him for his 18th birthday as a joke, which he wears around his dorm every single day until he wears through the soles, at which time he goes and orders another pair online

when she visits him during winter break of his junior year at samwell and sees them, he just says they’re the same pair she had given him, and he wears them all the time and she tries not to make it into a big thing and he tries to just shrug it off but she screams internally over how much she loves her goofy-ass little brother

he also has a scarf his mom gave him way back before he left for andover, which he sleeps with sometimes when he’s homesick

that one no one ever learns about

he’s in four different groupchats with his family members

one: his parents and sister

two: his grandparents and sister

three: his sister and their cousins

four: his sister and the screenshots of all other gc’s they’re in and their combined Judgement™

he loves poetry but he is really bad with remembering poets and which works belong to them, except for a handful of really popular/important ones

he falls in love with poetry all over again every single time he reads a poem, even if it’s horribly written

he’s a very emotional person

he sobbed when he watched wall-e for the first time

he was 12 years old

also, he only owns two sweater vests

he wears them often enough people think he has a bunch but nope. just the two.

his favorite tv show is sister, sister

his sister, dana, used to watch it every day after school and because she was 7 years older she won every fight over the remote, so she got to pick and that was her show, and over time it became their favorite show together

as he gets older, anytime he’ll think about sister, sister it will bring such a strong nostalgia into his heart and he’ll tear up a little, then make time to call dana so they can bitch about their days to each other and he can hear her voice

his grandpa owns a bakery in midtown nyc and he makes the best damn pie derek’s ever had

he’s really really really nice to bitty about his pies, but tbhhhhh….. *side eye*

derek worked every summer in the bakery from age 8 to 16, before he started doing internships and community service during the summers to put on his college apps

his grandpa would only let him work out front because the back of the house just,,, wasn’t a good place for a young man as prone to accidents and personal injury as derek malik nurse

there was also an incident with a fire extinguisher and the main oven and grandpa just,,, would rather forget about it thanks

he met his first boyfriend working at that counter; a cute domincan boy with dark skin and deep brown eyes and a smile that stretched miles and it took derek two weeks to work up the courage to offer to hang out with adrian after work and then it was another three weeks of awkwardly dancing around each other before one day adrian reached out and took derek’s hand in his before they left the bakery together and derek just smiled and blushed and leaned into him as they walked down the street

summer boyfriends in high school don’t last long, but it was sweet and adrian was kind and derek was really glad to have had him as his boyfriend for those three short months

derek’s all-time favorite genres of music are funk and old school-golden age rap/hip hop, because that’s what he was raised on, but he does enjoy a very wide range of music and has favorite artists from so many genres

he likes to hum under his breath, and wishes he could sing well but he. can’t.

his favorite color is brown

every shade of it

fight me him

his favorite time of day is high-noon

his least favorite thing to do is push-ups but he absolutely loves running

he had an instant quiet crush on chris chow from the moment they met, which he will harbor in silence for the rest of his life, well past the time he meets, falls in love with, and marries his future spouse, he will always kinda crush on his bff

his spouse will know this, but also will know that derek’s not interested in pursuing it at all and will not ever be bothered by it

derek is just very loved and very cherished every single day of his life by every single person he chooses to keep in it and it’s only what he deserves

#nursey week #nurseyweek #derek nurse #omgcp #omgcheckplease #check please #headcanons #mine

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diariesof-kg · 3 years ago

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Listen Linda!

08_15_21

I am excited!! My VH1 credit should be on my IMDB page real soon. Pause why Black Panther is filming in ATL and I never knew when they started filming. I definitely need an agent in ATL, I have the financial ability to fly back and forth. I just don’t know if I am willing to shave my head. Even if they offered me 500k, I’d still be hesitant. Lol. And they are filming in the middle of fall and winter and I can’t stand being cold. God is good! I am unsure what to do with my health though. Again, I’ve come to terms years ago, about what could possibly happen. I bet ol girl would be happy if I perished, she wished it on me anyway. Lol, But that besides the point at hand. Something is definitely wrong with my body and I am beyond over it. Thank God for life insurance I guess. I barely have debts except for my school loans. I wrote out my goals, I just need to make a vision board at this point. I am definitely hoping everything manifests. I’ll be debt free by December of this year. And then my credit score should be above average and then I figured out how to get a Tesla without spending 40k. The most I am willing to spend is 30k but that’s where negotiating comes in. Unless the car goes over 300 miles per charge, I am not spending that much. I’ve driven a Tesla. Model S and the charge goes down quick with all the usage. I want a model S so bad, but Ill take the Model 3 or Y.

My child got out twice now. I told her the outside is for the street cats and she’s not about that life, of course she responds. Lol. I am definitely blessed for her. Who would have thought I’d have a cat that responds and talks to me. Understands commands. It’s beyond crazy sometimes but I am grateful. I remember after the incident I was crying so bad and Zena was trying to get in my lap but I kept putting her on the floor. I feel so bad she waned to comfort me and I rejected it. But I truly love her to death. I bought her a leash to train her to go outside but she isn’t having it, but then yells at me to put it on. I guess she runs everything. She also loves helping the clients. Lol. Whether that’s talking while I’m on the phone or typing random shit from the keyboard.

I finally broke my silence. Not entirely. I’m still hesitant about reaching out to my community about what happened to me. I told one person in the industry and I said, it’s not about exploiting or exposing but it’s about safety. If I was attacked I am sure it’ll happen to someone else and that’s the point of speaking on it. I would be in the wrong if it was lies and I made up this whole story for revenge, but unfortunately it really happened. I have the court documents saved as PDF and people can look it up with my name or the case number. This is why I am blessed my record is clean. Because on my IMDB, it shows if the industry is googling you or reviewing your page. And if I had a criminal or something as a restraining order on my record, I could lose out on bookings. Reputation matters. Producers always call me back for a gig. And no one wants to work with someone who can’t control their anger. Thank God that isn’t me. I can be upset, but I’d NEVER put my hands let alone bite someone. I am hesitant about posting pictures of the bite, but I feel like that’s my finally closure. Closure and forgiveness is a beautiful thing. I think that’s how I am able to receive all these blessings. I always forgive people in order to set myself free. The misery I would feel if I didn’t.

*side note; I am craving Prank’s Egg white omelette and potatoes. ; with some syrup. I am not sure when I’ll make it over there but it’ll be soon. Most places don’t even do egg white omelette which too me isn’t as dry as a regular omelette. It’s like being in love with the first bite, it’s so good.

Imagine on my birthday a Tesla arrives. Yall I’d pass out. Lol. I definitely want that car and then I’ll get a townhouse. The way they check your credit though itll be tricky I suppose. And of course mom can rent out my room. This room is beyond 600 sq ft. Its a whole ass studio. Matter fact if she takes the entertainment room, where my sister sleeps and my room and the bathroom, that’s a steal. I have been looking for townhouses to rent but some are two bedrooms and are tiny. And I am spoiled to be honest. I refuse to live in a box. Which means paying over 2k a month. But that’s the whole point of upgrading your life. I will never forget when I met my brother for the first time and he said I was boujie because I had a Champion jacket on. Lol, SMH! What’s so wrong with upgrading your life. Phew, black people never can just say something is cute or looks good without the extras. The Champion jacket was hella expensive and I bought it on my credit card, because I was broke. I like the color and how it looked. Lol, never knew it would categorize me as boujie.

That’s why lowkey I am scared to get the Tesla. Because when next year comes around and I FINALLY heal and get myself right to date. I don’t want to go out on a date and they think, because I have a Tesla I got monies. I was ignorant for that too. My ex has a big ass house and a Mercedes and I quickly learned it wasn’t even like that. Plus a Mercedes is really an expensive Chrysler, both vehicles share the same interior, but who gon tell them? Can we just clap for people who upgrade their lives. Can we do that starting 2022. My plan is at the end of this year to finish doing overtime and then grab my savings and get a loan, hopefully at least 20k and I pay the rest like 10-15k. And BOOM a Tesla is born. I am always planning, I created a whole financial excel sheet to predict how much I need to make to reach my goals. Then I have my Godson and his future. I may go ahead and put 5k in his savings just to set him in stone for the next two years. I am waiting for my credit card to say zero! If I have extra I might send my friends a couple racks. When I am blessed I have to pass the blessings to the next.

I love the BUFFINS!!! I just can’t over how beautiful their lives are. Sevyn wanted Annie and she got her. They proposed and got married and three years later had their first child and I am just so happy for them. I am like this, let me re-manifest someone from the ATL. Because my homeboy literally is moving to be with his fiance after meeting her a short time and he’s a Capricorn. Listen, I was so close but I ended up getting violated violently, so lets start over. Caps are so loyal and faithful. But I am not ready to find someone yet. I kind of want to establish a few things first. I want to HEAL. This was definitely a traumatizing experience. Adding more to my PTSD. I want to be comfortable speaking about it if asked. There is a lot to work on at this time. Plus, I want to get this car and this townhouse. Also, I don’t want to be afraid to jump into the deep end. Like when I fall in love again, I dont want to be hesitant to make someone my girlfriend, even if it’s a short period of time. I don’t want to rush but I don’t want to hold back my emotions either. I pray I can fall in love again. I honestly do. I thought I couldn’t and then I did to a person who attacked me. Feels wasted. I want to take chances. I should have taken that second date with this other girl. Lol, fuck ! And I wouldn’t have been in this mess.

To end this, I know relationships are not easy, I was in one for five years. I have the strength but also, I don’t have to tolerate shit. If the universe sends me a damn Taurus, we going straight to counseling, because I refuse. Lol, they are literally all abusive asf. In the meantime, I am waiting for the victims group to get back to me about my case. If they agree, somebody going to jail and it’s not me. I mean literally what happened to my bff ex, lordt. we call her crazy bish, but she was mad she was arrested for the DV. Like how can people be upset about their own actions that they chose. Now you see why, when my bff asked if she was a Taurus and she said yes, why they were scared for me. Lol, because them May Taurus are real life abusers. Someone prove me wrong and Ill give them 10k. But on a good note. God is good!!!!!

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The bidders as best friends

lmao if i had any of them as my best friend….what a shitstorm

@maidofstars @bolt8826 @tsundere-eevee @themysticaldaydreamer @alolan-lillie @2bedroom-baddestbidderlove

Eisuke:

He surprisingly doesn’t have a lot of friends because of his…personality, so if you can stand his ego, he’s actually a pretty decent friend.

He’s a pretty honest friend. Sometimes, too honest. He’s not afraid to question your life choices or talk shit to you in front of your face. According to him, he’s the only one who can tell you how ugly your shirt is. If anyone else does it, he’ll gladly roast them for you.

He buys the most unnecessary, extravagant gifts for birthdays and Christmases. No matter how much you try to give them back to him, he won’t have it.

Though he does talk shit to you, he’s willing to talk shit about others with you! He’s always down for drama, so long as it doesn’t involve him, of course.

It’s hard to get him drunk, but when he is, he gets reeeeally clingy. Good luck trying to shake him off.

He’s the cause of 95% of the fights. Still, he secretly feels guilty about it and tries to make it up to you by treating you out to food because there’s no way in hell he’d ever apologize out loud.

Sometimes, you get random texts and calls from him at 2AM about god-knows-what. He claims it’s because he’s trying to annoy you, but it’s honestly because he’s a bit lonely. 2AM makes people think about deep shit, after all.

Soryu:

He doubles as your best confidante. He’s not exactly the best talker between the both of you, but he’ll gladly listen to you vent for hours on end.

No matter how terrible you cook, he’ll always tell you how great the food tastes because a) he doesn’t want to hurt your feelings and b) he’s an even worse cook than you are.

People sometimes mistake him for your bodyguard or boyfriend because of how tough he looks. He always rejects the former, but he never denies the latter for some reason…

He gives you self-defense items for your birthday every year. Last year, he gave you a stun gun with a million volts.

If anyone’s giving you a hard time, he’ll willingly take care of them for you. Sometimes, he doesn’t even have to do anything but glare to get the job done.

Shopping with him is…awkward. He always gets flustered when you guys enter the women’s clothing store. Hell, he almost fainted when you were buying feminine hygiene products with him. At least he tries, the poor bean.

You’re the only person who knows how much he loves his detective novels. His eyes sparkle every time he talks about them with you.

Baba:

He’s the life of the party! You guys always have fun whenever you go out. Of course, he almost never gets drunk and always takes you home after a wild night.

He’s the friend who always has a plan. Need a ride? He’ll ask if you want a cab or his car. Stuck in a boring event? No problem, he’ll find a way to get you. Need a date to your company gala? He’ll even bring flowers.

Sometimes, you just want to text him, but he always calls you.

He calls you around 50 different nicknames. You stopped trying to keep track of them.

He always tags you in pictures, even the ones you look ugly in.

If you’re stressed, he’s the best person to go to because he knows just how to have a good time, whether it be to go out and party, or relax at home.

Whenever he tells you jokes, you laugh hysterically not because the joke itself was funny, but because his laugh was hilarious.

Ota:

This guy always wants to take a selfie with you, even if you just saw him the day before. He has an album on his phone full of selfies with you.

Hell, whenever you go out with him, it’s like he’s filming a documentary. He always tries to Snapchat everything smh

His way of cheering you up on a bad day is spamming your phone with doggo memes and embarrassing pictures he took of other people.

Sometimes, a simple text ends up becoming a full-blown, 4-hour conversation, full of memes or heart-to-heart confessions.

For your birthday, he gave you a handmade collage of all the selfies you had together.

He gets bored easily, so he always drags you with him when he wants to go somewhere or do something.

You’re honestly a bit jealous of him because he eats so much junk, yet his skin stays flawless all the damn time. He never fails to rub it in when he has a chance.

Mamoru:

He’s the friend that says he’s on the way, when in reality, he still hasn’t gotten out of bed.

You always end up feeding him or treating him whenever you go out. He swears he’ll pay you back…when he gets his paycheck.

He sometimes seen zones you not because he’s purposely ignoring you, but because he forgets to reply.

One time, he forgot your birthday and felt so guilty about it that he gave you “Ask Mamoru to do whatever you want” coupons to last a month.

He smokes in front of you, but he won’t let you try any of his cigarettes because he doesn’t want you to smoke.

He always carries the heavy stuff/moves the bulky items before you even ask him.

He’ll walk you to your house to make you feel safe. However, if you ask him, he’ll deny it altogether.

Shuichi:

He’s the Mom Friend™. He always reminds you of the stuff you forget, and even though you find it annoying sometimes, you remember he nags because he cares.

He seems so stressed all the time that sometimes you want to let him kick back and let loose for a bit. You were surprised to find out that he does let loose — so much that he becomes a completely different person.

He granted you the special, once-in-a-lifetime privilege of calling him “Shu.”

Whenever he sees how messy your house is, he doesn’t hesitate to nag you about it and start cleaning.

He’s not ashamed to walk around in his underwear in front of you. Even if you get flustered, too bad. It’s your problem now.

He also gave you the elusive privilege of watering his cactus.

Before you think of doing anything remotely stupid, he’ll always be there to give you the full cost-benefit analysis, coupled with a list of every single back-up plan just in case something goes wrong.

Luke:

You became friends through chance. One day, you were feeding some stray cats with him near a store, and it was history from there.

He prefers to stay home rather than go out. He’ll only go out if you really, really want him to, but even then, he’ll stay in his own corner or cling to you the whole time.

He forgets to take care of himself often, so you have to text him every day to remind him to eat breakfast or go to bed.

But whenever you get sick, he goes full-blown doctor mode. Medicine, food, hugs — you name it, he’ll have it.

He’s normally pretty docile and absentminded, but if anyone hurts you, there will be hell to pay. Nobody hurts his friends and lives to tell the tale.

At first, he was afraid you’d find his interests strange, but once you reassured you him you weren’t weirded out, he was so happy he even teared up a little.

He got you a kitty plushie with a card for your birthday!

Hikaru:

Being friends with him is like being in a never-ending prank war. You never know when he’s cooking something up.

People always think the both of you are mortal enemies because of the way you insult each other, but in reality, that’s just how both of you normally talk.

He’s hacked into your phone and changed your wallpaper more times than you can count.

Like Ota, he spams you with memes when you’re feeling down.

He tried comforting you once, but it ended with him saying “Well, even a dummy like you needs to let out their snot and tears sometimes.” He’s secretly trying to work on his brusque speech.

Both of you always fight about stupid things. Pineapple pizza or no pineapple pizza, the color of the dress, and even how “gif” is pronounced.

When both of you play pranks on others, both of you are unstoppable.

Bonus - MC:

Literally the best friend you could ever ask for. She understands what you need without you having to say anything.

She’ll make you food if you’re feeling down, and damn, her food is delicious.

She gets a little emotional after movies, so you have to hug her for a bit to cheer her up.

If you ever feel insecure, she’ll try to make you feel better by telling you how precious you are…plus, she’ll also tell you how insecure she is.

She’ll chide you if you do something dumb, but she’ll always forgive you in the end.

She sends you little messages when you wake up to brighten your day every morning.

No matter what you do, she’ll never judge you for it. In fact, she’ll be your number one supporter!

#spade writes #kissed by the baddest bidder #kbtbb #voltage inc #headcanon #voltage headcanon #eisuke ichinomiya #soryu oh #mitsunari baba #ota kisaki #mamoru kishi #shuichi hishikura #luke foster #hikaru aihara #fuck i need a best friend like mc....#we all do lol #tbh im like luke and mamoru lmaooo

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hiii bea! 🌱 2 + 10 + 14

omg arden!!! hi hello hey omg hallo : D!!!!

2 describe in detail the moment where you fell in love with your bias(es)?

ok you said detail i will DO detail [takes a sip of vodka and flinches] i actually went through the individual kim bros tag to find out WHEN it was bc some might know i started as a taehyung stan; he was the first i was drawn to since i thought he was cute and when i heard his voice i thought he was hot and as i got to know them more and comments abt him being 4D/alien and him not rly understanding/liking that i just felt very connected and oddly moved? it made me sentimental smh? i don’t have a problem with my ways of doing things and since i’m surrounded by ppl who love me nobody else has a problem with my ways either but i had hard times accepting that my normal wasn’t everybodies normal and that i’m sometimes too much and not rly.. it’s hard to describe but sometimes i feel like i’m floating 3m above while everybody else is standing with both feet on the ground or talking jibberish to others while it’s crystal clear to myself? i feel connected to him. he’s that kind of person to me, someone i relate to, someone i want to protect like an older sister or i imagine twins care for each other? i fell head over heels and that feeling didn’t change though jin and joon also grew on me. kim taehyung still is the heart, my heart in this triple

for jin, who was the 2nd (yes pat yourself on the broad ass shoulders here mr. kim senior), it was the 12th march when i reblogged a gif of jin tagging it#shit this got me #in bts you may have a steady bias & a 2nd one #but each day there comes another 3 and 4#like one day i’ll point at namjoon being like ‘you’re todays 3’ #and on anther days i’ll be like ‘seokjin be my 2 for 2day ok?’ #bts is just a big bias anD I SHOULD HAVE KNOWN HOW ACCURATE THIS WAS!!!! on the 20th of june 2016 i used his sidetag for the first time and 3 days later i told yoongi (who was my 2nd bias back then) to “watch out” bc jin was growing on me. i remember getting more into bts and being like ?? when i realized that jin was one of the “less popular” members and not understanding? it wasn’t even about his looks but i found him to be super funny and endearing, i thought his suave comments and cutting the atmosphere was hilarious and i was always finger guns towards him and pointing at my dirty computer screen where jin said or did smth relatable (isn’t he always relatable be honest) and saying “me” and he just grew on me not like a disease or a shroom but more like how flowers break through the cracks in asphalt blooming and blossoming even when there’s barely any sunlight or rain just breaking through and being there anyways like “fuck you i grow here now!” jin was like that. he said “excuse me is that seat taken? no? what do you me a throne is for one person only no i think- taehyung move- yes see? now you’ve two biases!” and. he just was there. i love him so very much never underestimate me being a huge loser for this huge loser i love him more than my weak, poor, cold assy existence

FOR NAMJOON. EHEM. WELL. it was the typical route of he cute > no he ain’t i hate him who’s lim nimjeon?? > sHIT SHIT FUCK FISH HSHIS THIT MAYDAY MAYDAY WE’RE CRASHING I REPEAT WE’RE FUCK WE’RE FUCKED > happily(?) biased

it started with me commenting stuff like #i blame my flatmate but he kinda grows on me #doesn’t help that he has a good choice in everything and is educating himself abt homans PLUS likes tae very much and honestly i still blame @grumpytth bc she can actually see the future. it may just be odd shapes and shadows but she KNOWS &she just had to say smth like “u would say that” whilst we would watch bts vids and joon suddenly turns into the pope or the philosophy prof and i couldn’t even say NOO bc she was right?? also whenever we would go out shopping i’d just LOOK at smth or TOUCH it and she’d give me That Look and mutter “that’s so namjoon” under her breath. sometimes i’d start a random convo and her brows would disappear under her hairline and the only answer i’d get was “idk why don’t you ask joon” aND I SGUADKJHDUIGAHSD FUCK SHE KNEW AND DAMN SHE RIGHT i have nothing to say or add, it was fate. meant to be. this loser owns my soul with all his soft, warm, big heart, sharp, witty and open mind, his child-like curiosity and movements, his fire spitting rapping and his soft, raspy, unsure singing and honestly i’m just his. this loser owns me ughhh

10 when did you realise that you’re in too deep?

isn’t when you dream abt them? i had this one dream where sope were my older brothers and i forgot their bday (which was on the same day for some reason) and i just crashed into my flat (in which miraculously my wHOLE FAM LIVED like my two actual younger siblings, mom and stepfather AND flatmate) and i run into their room and jumped onto their matress that was lying on the floor and apologised non-stop for forgetting their birthdays….. yoongi was super grumpy and just kicked me and hobi made really loud groaning noises and said he’d never forgive me. it’s because i abandoned yoongi and can’t admit hobi is my bias wrecker sadhuashsa

also i think whenever you’re reaaally into something they become the “home” of your thoughts so whenever my thoughts would trail off it’d always come back to “but what would bts do/imagine this scenario with bts” randomly, it’s embarrassing but it’s true :^/ so that’s how that happened……….

14 top 5 ‘you’re lame but i love you anyways’ moments

the whole ahl ok no 1 taes cypher cover &this little ppap I LOVE HIM AND SUPPORT HIM AND HES ADORABLE!!!! it may seem lame to people and I acknowledge that but I don’t find it embarrassing there’s just pure love in me for that child 🙈💓2 that one time rapmon said smth along the lines “and I look like a pornstar” I cANNOT AND WILL NOT REMEMBER 3 when hobi danced to ice cream cake and had his beanie covering his face and his whole lower body was doing smth utterly inappropriate….4 this is harder than I thought I’m good with 2nd hand embarrassment I bliev……. I just don’t like those pranks things…. 5 this shall be it they’re too relatable and I love them too much to actually feel ashamed or be even slightly embarrassed. it has come to that point /crosses self Thank you so much for asking!!! Sorry it took a while 🙏😸have a good one Arden 🌺💕

#bwirang #sheidheue i procrastinated but i had to watch that first part of the new resident evil shehjegeuw #one does not simply do the mistake and tell bea 'in detail' bc bea will detail the detail out of the details detail in detail...tail....#thanks so much!!#answered

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