#goldencrimson

[inutilxs-blog]

@goldencrimson liked for a starter with Luke Triton!

The sound of a small thump as a young boy hit the ground, groaning in pain has he had slammed into something...or someone.

Rubbing the back of his head, he squashed the urge to snap a snarky comment at the other, and instead see who it was, and looking up he saw...horns?

“H...Hello...” He mumbled, the general child inside him being scared of the horned figure.

[stardustclay]

{Starter for @goldencrimson }

“Man, do you always feel this nervous whenever you go into court?”

“I’m quite honored to be your co-counsel, but uh... for some reason I can’t help but have this impending sense of doom.”

[snarkiestlawyer-blog]

|| @goldencrimson continued from x ||

“!.....................O-Oh, sorry.”

He was taken back from the reaction and stepped back a bit. He could understand if he wanted to be left alone if he wasn’t feeling alright, but at the same time: he doesn’t feel it’d be a great idea to just shrug it off. “I only asked because, well: you look everything but alright. Not to mention you look real pale...”

[magicalobjections]

goldencrimson replied to your post: I spy with my little eye a failure like Dahlia~

[[ I spy with my little eye a failure that doesn’t even begin to compare with Dahlia because your bullshit is on a whole different league of ‘what the hell are you doing with your life’ ]]

“WOULD YOU CARE TO REPEAT THAT, PIPSQUEAK?!?! WHAT THE HELL HAVE YOU DONE WITH YOUR PATHETIC LIFE, HMM?! NOTHING, THAT’S WHAT!!!“

[iustitaex]

│⚖️│ “And I’m banning lava lamps and baseball bats in this house.”

“I’ve had enough of you two squawking and fighting like chickens.”

@snarkiestlawyer

[kinoutau-blog]

♡ to Ollie.. please I need to give all the platonic kisses

Send me a ♡ for a platonic kiss between our muses

“Oh- Aww, Lava, thanks.” He smiled brightly, before pressing a platonic kiss against his forehead in return.

[ruler-of-all-burgers-maya]

goldencrimson replied to your post: I guess you can say... Phoenix is coming for that...

[[ I mean, he could probably come in that pussy too. All you gotta do is ask. ]]

I’m fleeing to my other blog, later- not really

[giutisu-archive-blog]

goldencrimson replied to your post “*PLOPS SOME COLDKILLER X ON THE TABLE*”

Mister Wright used to take that, when he was still in college! His serial killer ex-girlfriend tried to murder him with it!

“..................Well. I know what brand of medicine I’m never taking in my life.” 

[praepcsitus]

We don't know what Edgeworth was doing during the seven years Phoenix spent disbarred. Headcanon that Edgeworth had the moustache and goatee in Concept Design F during those years.

Oh my god bye. Yes, though. He kept it for a long time, until Franziska finally had enough and told him to shave it off, or she was going to do it for him.

[snarkiestlawyer-archive]

Had secretly changed Paul's phone ringtone to All Star and set it at full volume. And calls his brother right before Paul opens a door to enter a room.

“Hmm...wonder what I should make for lunch.” And just as he was about to open the door to exit his bedroom... 

“HEY NOW, YOU’RE AN ALL STAR-”

“WAH HAH HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH?!?!?!”

And the phone practically flew out his hand when he jumped cause lordy, did that scare him. Thankfully, his fumbling hands caught the phone as he quickly tried answering the phone, eye twitching.

“LAVA, I SWEAR TO GOD!!!!”

[daddliestlawyer-archive]

Honestly Mister Wright I'll go for half pay if it ensures you save up money for that engagement ring faster. Watching you and Miss Fey is like some kind of romantic drama. Just do the marriage already.

“...E-E-Even you too, Apollo?? N-No, no, it’s fine, I wouldn’t want you to do that for me!” 

[stardustclay]

goldencrimson replied to your post: [[I finally finished all of my code for my AP...

If you wanna copy-paste then using CTRL+A copies everything on the page at one go so that might help?

[[Here’s the thing, though. All my code is in images like this.

Kind of hard to copy and paste code in one fellow swoop when it’s all images.]]

[snarkiestlawyer-blog]

goldencrimson replied to your post: iustitaex replied to your post: ...

@Brit “SQUAWK SQUAWK MOTHERFUCKER.”

“SEE?! Didn’t I tell you!!!”

[magicalobjections]

[[ If Phoenix tries to hurt Maya Apollo will literally TACKLE HIM TO THE GROUND I swear to ASS Time you'd better not be having Phoenix do this to Maya ]]

I’m but an innocent little lamb in this whole affair~

[iustitaex]

@goldencrimson, @snarkiestlawyer, @apollojusticeforcats

│⚖️│ Moving into a new place was an exciting but nervous experience for anyone. He was feeling a bit of both, hands gripping his stuff a little bit too tightly as he made his way slowly inside. Would his fellow housemates accept him, or perhaps they would turn away, leave him to his own devices. Whatever they did, he would be ready for it.

“Hello? Anyone in?”

[kinoutau-blog]

@goldencrimson

“I had a dream where I punched prosecutor Gavin in the face!! It was awesome!!”