#going back in time to smack myself

[dustfilledbrain]

Repost cuz I realized I hate the original colors

[carnivalcarriondiscarded]

get yourself a cat who will smack you impatiently, then once you pick her up she sprawls on your back to groom herself, and five minutes later gets up to Sneeze 3x in your freshly washed hair

[blupengu]

Y’all is Hollow Knight hard or do I just suck because oh my god??

[medicinemane]

It's amazing how quickly you can make someone turn on your company by making a stupid and insulting move

Force me to go through the front door and scan my card when I have backdoor business that never needed a card before (what? ...I was going to somehow... sneak in and... purchase things with a borrowed card? ...which I totally can't do from the front door after scanning it?)

Or like... twitterify your layout right after your users give you a bunch of money just cause they like you, and then refuse to walk it back

...or all the other things companies do that just kinda piss people off and then they refuse to acknowledge maybe it sucks and is stupid cause "hey, the customers didn't leave"... yeah... yet

[lilnasxvevo]

They were natural enemies—like the snake and the mongoose, or like people with misophonia and people who chew gum with their mouth open.

[tropicalfreckles]

Shout out to other queer people who had gay awakenings as kids but didn't know what gay was and your parents were conservative so all you had were some stereotypes on tv to show you what gay was years later.

I thought I was straight until my mid twenties because I thought it was normal for straight people to have very detailed reoccurring dreams and fantasies of kissing women. 💀💀

(also had a lot of dreams that would explain me questioning my gender in recent years that I never talked to with other people lol)

(I knew what gay was and learned that bisexuals existed by high school but my stupid ass had been surrounded by bigoted talks of the Gays all of my teenager life that I was ignorant as hell about stuff)

I also never got romantically interested in people as a kid and teenager because I was more focused on other stuff and found out years later I'm demiromantic.

[whoslaurapalmer]

twice this month we've been in the car when some other car decides they either do not see my mom's car or do not have to obey proper driving rules and almost run right into us and. I love car rides. I love being in the car. I love riding around and looking at stuff. but every time we get into the car now I am so uncomfortable and tense and very scared and it is not cool

[gregmarriage]

truly my last relationship taught me so much. it also instilled in me some things i’m still unlearning. like, how most people won’t get mad if you accidentally fall asleep without saying goodnight (and not replying to messages, because i’m literally asleep), or freak out if you stop replying for like five minutes. like, i couldn’t do anything i enjoyed bc she’d be like ‘um, what fuck are you doing? why aren’t you answering me?!!!’ like relax, i’m literally just showering. it was truly a case of sitting still unless i wanted to upset her. and then i STILL somehow upset her and i never really knew why. but, hey, that relationship ended a long time ago, i should be fine now, right? 😐

[weaselishmcdiesel]

Hm I want to say nice things about you today too >:0

You are genuinely so fun to talk to, I was a bit scared to interact with you at first and tbh I don’t actually know what broke the ice originally?? But like you’re so easygoing that I warmed up to you really fast which is kinda a feat of it own

I’m pretty sure I knew you from dailymumbo first and when you followed me I was like ‘weasel???? 👀’. Your arts so fun and expressive, you’ve got a really distinct style that I can recognize even if it’s for something I know nothing about. Your choice of color is So tasty and I want to eat the art you render fr. (your designs are also so adorable and fun too, still obsessed with conure grian)

and ye you turned me into a real mumbo appreciator too so thanks for that :)

you’ve also helped me come out of my shell a bit more too which is really cool okay I run away now

*me reading this with a growing smile and the gruesome sounds of markiplier playing callisto protocol in my ear* AJSHKDF

ROOOO IM GONNA *PUNCHING AND KICKING THE AIR IN FRONT OF YOU* THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOUUUUU i also dont remember what got us talking but i do remember seeing your art page reblogging some of my stuff and getting excited and then it took a while after that to discover your main actually liking it paha XD i have absolutely shit memory but i am really super grateful to have such an easy n fun time talkin with you :D and little tag messages are so fun w you akjdhsf ESPECIALLY SINCE I REALLY LOVE YOUR ART I WAS KINDA SCARED OF YOU TO BEGIN WITH I SAW YOU AS A REALLY COOL INTIMIDATING ARTIST ASDHJKF turns out we have a lot of interests in common meaning youre just as lame as me 😈😈😈😈 mwahahahah

i really love your use of dark and bold colors, it makes your style super unique i think and it's something i really struggle with XD so i use the .. lighter brighter colors X) and then your absolutely superb animals and dragons and things and all your designs youre literally so cool please akdhjsfhsfa BUT AGAIN THANK YOU A MILLION TIMES. ROO IM. *CONTINUES SHADOWBOXING IN FRONT OF YOU OUT OF DIFFICULTY TAKING COMPLIMENTS* RARARGHGHG

[russeliarat]

How's everyone day going? I just ticked so hard, one of my eyes shut itself for 10 minutes and I couldn't reopen it. Also my hand tensed really hard and it hurt so I wacked it and it went back to normal so it seems to have worked.

[inga-don-studio]

While today is a bad brain day & I’m probably not getting a daily drawing done as planned, I’m pretty damn proud of myself for at least doodling something little (or big) every day so far this year. Most showed how rusty I am with the whole process, ESPECIALLY with traditional pen & paper drawing, but hell- I’m trying and it’s more than I’ve been able to wrestle myself into doing for a very long time.

I’ll take this small win & fight for it tooth & claw.

[divinelyjude]

Forgot why I don’t comment on shit on tiktok and left a comment on a video of someone putting out free to use (with shares or tips enjoyed but not required) tattoo designs to help get word out about their tattoo design commissions to help fund their HRT therapy. Multiple comments had already been replied to about the creator specifying that the tattoos In the video series were free for commercial use. I made a comment, to let the artist know that I would be using one of the designs with a slight change in one singular detail, to connect it to something personal to me. I also shared the video. (As well as proceeding to commission a specific design from the artist, not that anyone but them and I knew that.) I was utterly delighted (sarcasm) to come back to notifications from teenagers lecturing me about stealing artwork. Love the reminder that when I was a teenager I too gave unsolicited and uninformed orders to adults without looking for context clues on a situation. Sucks that I had to delete that comment and block a bunch of kids, but I’m not dealing with the bullshit and I’m certainly not going to be arguing with them. It never worked when adults tried to correct me, I’m not gonna try something I know doesn’t work. Instead I continue the time-honored tradition in my life of blocking and making my internet experience as frustration-free as possible.

[youaremysunshine-court]

anyone ever slip into a whole other persona that enjoys hanging out with a certain group of people bc situations have forced you into it and then you take a breather and go back to the people you actually like and it's absolute hell slipping back into that persona to go back to the first group of people and you kind of hate yourself for it but it's the only way you'll survive bc you can't isolate yourself for 3 years so you're making do but talking to your real friends reminds you how good it could be if only you could be around them all the time

[kariachi]

I, think I know what I'm doing as far as pronouns? I think? Like the words themselves I don't have a clue but I think I may have a chart to use for each grammatical gender down? And have a vague idea of how I'm going to make it work?

Like, I think what I'm going to do is rather than have totally unique words for everything I'm going to have a one syllable 'part' for each little section (so like '2nd person singular object formal' includes a 'ma' or something while 'non-person subject plural' is 'le' or some shit) and then a one syllable denoter of the actual grammatical gender in use (so say medical professions are all 'ker' and farmers are 'la'). Then I can just combine them as I go (2nd person singular object formal for medical fuckers would be 'kerma' or some shit). Plus some 'general' pronouns for things like the 1st person and 2nd person casual pronouns, that aren't divided by grammatical gender.

Would make things easier both to put together for me and to learn and remember in-universe. Plus it would make sense to have some standardization in there, given the language is a constructed on in-universe. Would it make sense to not have serious deviation given how long it's been since it was constructed? No, but cut me some fucking slack I'm one amateur in over my head.

So, I, I think I may be on the path to being able to give you guys pronouns for fuckers, or at least use them in sentences.

[marinecorvid]

OUGH

[uraniumglassgirl]

Oh my god i hate money