#gimme moms

[rocksandmirrors]

there are two types of moms

[dreadfuldevotee]

I hope in the bg of season 3, Louis is just constantly swatting 5 year old fledglings off his balcony. I hope he gets 15 different kinds of those anti-birdnesting thingys to try out but still ends off starting his evenings going out with a broom going "shoo shoo shoo"

[kenobster]

Most ppl on tumblr are aware of the Bechdel-Wallace test, but a lesser known method to gauge the presence of thoughtful characterization in any given narrative is the Baker-Morrison test, which focuses not on female characters, but rather on supporting characters in Obi-Wan-centric fics (particularly members of the 212th division of the GAR or, more broadly, the clones). For example, if an Obi-Wan-centric fic features a scene in which two canonically named clones speak to each other about something unrelated to Obi-Wan (or, in some iterarions of the definition, something unrelated to Obi-Wan AND his wellbeing), then the aforementioned fic is said to have passed the Baker-Morrison test. In this essay I shall

[teamrocketsburner]

the only correct person to ship Vermouth with is Yukiko

[whatohitsonfirewelp]

I think it would be really fucking funny if Jee-Yun ends up taller than both her parents. She took the talk genes that skipped Maddie and Chimney.

[forget-me-ghost]

Okay, okay.

There are only two episodes till the end of season 1, but Prime promised two seasons and Viv hopes that she gets even more than that bcs she has a lot of plans.

That being said, I really really hope that she planned for Alastor's mother to be mentioned at some point. This man is a confirmed mama's boy and I want to see evidence instead of just talking. I'm actually surprised that he didn't get angry when Mimzy called him 'a son of a bitch'.

[shadowisabean]

When Mom says you've had enough treats for today...

Don't worry, Grandma and Grandpa are always there to provide three to four times the responsible number of treats. Especially after Mom has cut me off. They love me more than they fear her. Shadow always gets what Shadow wants. 👑

[thewhimsyturtle]

Mom says this is her dragon fruit, and I'm not allowed any. Sharing is caring, Mom! 🐲👀🐢😩

[quinklequonkle]

I'm being so for real. If I don't see that short son of a bitch by the time Christmas rolls around, I'm writing the universe a quite robust complaint.

[jonathanbyersphd]

Jonathan Byers who wanted to escape Hawkins since he was six. Except he's absolutely miserable in California but insisting he has to stay.

[ickypuppi3]

i love the idea of everyone just assuming billy’s a music snob and that he refuses to listen to anything outside of metal and then realising that that is very much not the case

like that scene with them looking for music in s4 but they’re at steve’s and steve pulls an ABBA tape out or something and everyone turns to look at billy expecting him to say something but he’s like ‘what? ABBA fucks’ and they’re like.. oh

[thedrotter]

hello gamers i was compelled today to post some rekinder doodles i had around for a while and made today ... I WILL BE POSTING MORE PROPER ART OF IT ONCE IM DONE WITH WORK!! :33

[platimoonie]

EVERYONE LOOK AT WHAT MY MOM BOUGHT FOR ME 😭😭😭😭 THIS IS SO CUTE ITS MY FAV THING FOREVER NOW IM SO HAPPY 🩷🩷🩷🩷🩷🩷🩷

[sephirajo]

I *LOVE* mods

https://www.nexusmods.com/baldursgate3/mods/327?tab=files  Party Limit Be Gone over at the nexus 

[honey-katsu]

idk if i’m an ao3 addict like yall are bc i don’t get upset or anything when it goes down. sure, it’s disappointing, but it doesn’t feel like a big deal

but being unable to access ao3 just means i’m bored and aimless all day. i can’t bring myself to do anything bc i can’t access ao3, even if I don’t want to read any fics rn

that’s the most off-putting part abt this tbh

[beastsovrevelation]

Now this made me think...

Yellowjackets Biblical AU. The Wilderness is the Devil, Natalie's the Antichrist, and Lottie's the False Prophet, and everyone else are in a satanic cult. The Unholy Trinity, of course, is an all-female trio in this.

I put how I think everyone joined in the tags, tell me what you think.

How did female Satan impregnate Nat's mom I have no idea (magic), but she was a sw, and it's the inversion that's sometimes used, Mary was a virgin, while the Antichrist's mother's a "prostitute".