#getFucked

[ilminnestrone]

You act all confident and combat-ready, but you would probably block your own mother for disagreeing with your uninformed opinions.

I did actually blocked my mother for disagreeing on basic rules of coexistence because I was sick and tired of having to be combat-ready all the time and dealing with her always playing the victim card even when she was clearly the one starting the shitshow.

Exactly like I did with a certain bully and her minions in this fandom. I don't need to be informed about anything at all to see how you treat people (spoiler: like shit). Get a life.

[chaoticghostgremlin]

I might start working on that Ad/am allergic ficlet because I need it

[minty-stellar]

I will now attack your brain with word association. I hope that my post keeps you up at night

I am part of you now

[msarson-gf]

=> BECOME THE CLOWN

GF: OK so...

YEAH that's IT. don't WORRY about WHO i AM otherwise!

ooc!

yo this is @nomx33 I'm being silly rn here's my guy his name is xiao fucklastnames ask blog for just this guy ig, also rp account. if you can tell idk what I'm doing then you'll be correct

[johnpaulmisselwitzsposts]

Heybi just wanted to say thankbyou to anyone who joined me for my first sold out show of the world reknowned tour "Mama's Boy" im aure my canera guy and lighting dude will get better, but they were deunk so i forgave them. Anyways , at some point ill get a website and merch and shit, but i also need to jerk off, stand in a weird position for an hour, and sit on that toilet like it owes me money. Xoxo

[hyenabox]

Can we get a gamecube

[supersoupslut69420]

bred a bored broad on a log (get into the sog)

fucked so long we made that log a plank, even made the pussy fuckin stank

its cool my dick is the only tool on my belt cuz fixed is how she felt

i aint no welp id brave the biggest bog with my log splitting hog, fool stayin hazy like the mornin fog

still sittin sippin my grog, big chillin till i get back to millin (he means fuckin!)

[lovelyshamelessconnoisseur]

[biigbri]

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[axelritt]

How to make money Vol. 1! At the moment, I'm charging my #tesla for 40 ¢ per kwh at my home port, but because of the high sun exposure in Europe at the moment, there's too much power available, so in a fair and righteous society, I should get 24 ¢ for charging my Tesla! Take it as you like, you'll always get fucked by the regulators! 😡 #sunpower #electricity #solarpower #photovoltaic #getfucked https://www.instagram.com/p/Cm1eLL5I65O/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=

[happystarzarchive]

⬇️ he will be real in 8 hours

[wyvernquill]

16, 18, and 29 for the ask meme?

(The Ao3 Wrapped ask game post can be found over here!)

16. What’s your most common “Additional Tags” tag?

Overall it's "humor" with 35 fics - I'm a jester by nature, I am - and just this year, it's "humor" and "pining" at a tie with 11. "Illustrations" is also second overall and third this year, because I so often add some art to my fics! (Thanks to this year's Yuletide/Christmas Exchanges spree I went on, "Gift Fic" is also pretty high up there...)

18. The character that gave you the most trouble writing this year?

Hmmm.... that'll probably be a tie between legendary strategist Kongming in a fic for the anime Ya Boy Kongming!, which was dreadfully difficult to write because I know nothing about the Three Kingdoms and his stratagems, and yet had to write him as appropriately clever - and the other is Perry Rhodan, the lead of an obscure German scifi serial that has been running since the 60s. I wrote a fic for it as a gift to my girlfriend, and... well... Perry Rhodan is the FLATTEST Mary Sue you ever did meet in (at least the first volume of) canon. I practically had to reinvent the bastard entirely to make the fic compelling... and I doubt more than a dozen people will ever read the damn thing, anyway. Ah well. The things you do for love.

29. Favorite line/passage you wrote this year?

I never published it, but that Blackadder fic I was idly writing on in August/September has some gold bits. Here's one of my faves:

“No, Mr. B, I didn’t mean sod off as in you sod off.” Baldrick hurried to explain. “I mean sod off as in that bein’ my name!”

“Is it really?”

“Yeah. Sod-off Baldrick.”

“I see how you thought I already knew it, now.” Blackadder nodded to himself. “Is that the kind of first names your family goes in for, then?”

“Naaaah, everyone else got normal names, like Uncle Billy and Cousin Anna and my little niece, Raddish.” Baldrick smiled fondly to himself, as he always did when telling stories of that flea-ridden rabble he called family. “Though, come to think of it, my grandmother’s maiden name was Christina Getfucked.”

“Sounds like she was a lovely, virtuous woman.”

“Oh yessir. The best! I named a turnip after her.”

“Christina the Turnip?”

“Getfucked the Turnip.”

“Of course.”

Sometimes I randomly say "Getfucked the Turnip" out loud to myself, and giggle.

Thank you for the ask! <3

[bruisedconscience-reblogs]

HURLEY DOESN’T BELIEVE ETHAN IS DEAD DESPITE BEING SHOT 4+ TIMES IN THE CHEST

AND THE CINEMATOGRAPHY ARTFULLY SHOWING HIS FCKING FINGERS VERY POINTEDLY IN THIS SHOT ARE NOT HELPING

[johnpaulmisselwitzsposts]

[scottstiles]

all of a sudden a bunch of sideblogs i never use are sitting at the top o fmy drop down lists and my daily fucking CONSTANTLY USED sideblogs are all the way at the bottom or in the middle of the fucking list of 394857984368475 urls and no matter how many times i drag them back up and move the fuckin useless ones back down they will NOT MOVE and its driving me INSANEEEEEEEEE

[arthur-motherfucking-aguefort]

nightmare nightmare nightmare

- tarrasque anon

niceTey. hehr. iDon t sleeep anyMore bItchz. 🥱🥱 getfuCking Good. playaaaaaaa

with love,

Arthur Aguefort, M.D.