#get it? GET IT???

[justmother-in-christ]

Izzy was the one who "fed Blackbeard's rage," and the one who was poisoned. but before he left, he found out what it was like to be loved and understood among his family. And he protect his crew. Turned into "the new unicorn".

Ed turned poison into a positive.

[hasarjunadoneanythingwrong]

Day 719

May may be over, but that means that it’s going to be….

…Ar-JUNE-a

*ba-dum-tish*

[theshotsheardacrossworlds]

Strong

What starts as Agi admiring Estinien's body turns into...well, you'll find out. ;) NSFW

Eyes closed and scarred arm around his lady’s shoulders, Estinien smirked as he felt Agnes yet again run her delicate, pretty hand up and down his chest. She’s not stopped for some time. Mayhap a little teasing is in order for my sweet sausage roll… “Madam, if this is an attempt to tickle me, you’re doing a piss poor job.” He growled, opening an eye to see reaction.

“O-oh!” Her cheeks reddened, and her hand froze. “Sorry, I just…I was…” She’s so beautiful when she’s flustered. “You just feel nice, love…”

He cocked an eyebrow. “My trainings as of late have been strenuous, and this is the result I suppose.” Now, Varlineau! Go in for the kill! “Does it please you?” He whispered, his hand on her upper arm squeezing gently.

All that Agnes managed to get out was a squeak as her face turned bright red. Positively adorable, she is. But I think I can go a bit further…

“I like pleasing you, Agi.” He whispered in the same tone, squeezing a little harder.

“I, ah…well…yes…right, of course…I mean…you’re very handsome! Very, very handsome! But that’s not all you are obviously!” Agnes stammered, her nails digging in slightly into his skin. Don’t groan. Don’t groan. You’ve got her right where you want her. “Because you’re brave and kind and quite funny!”

“’Quite’ funny, eh?”

“Y-yes! Quite funny! You see, there’s so much to you than just being very sexy, and—oh!” She wrinkled her nose and giggled. “You naughty man, you’re teasing me.”

“Guilty, though you cannot blame me---you’re too irresistible when I wind you up.” He laughed heartily.

“Naughty man.” Agnes said affectionately, resuming rubbing his chest. “Really though, love…you’re so handsome and I love that you are. I simply want you to know you’re wonderful inside and out.”

He hummed as he kissed her dark red hair. “Aye. However, the same can be said for you, my sweet. Beautiful inside and out.” As he expected, she said nothing in response. One day she will realize that she’s beautiful. They lay in silence for several minutes before Agnes spoke.

“I like that you’re getting stronger. Instead of wielding your lance in anger and revenge, you’re training and fighting to protect those you care about. It’s nice to see, Estinien.” She murmured, her blue-painted nails running over a long-faded scar.

He struggled swallowing a lump in his throat. She…she understands. Never again shall I raise my lance in rage, only to protect. Oh Agi… “Though you never need my protection, you have me and my lance at your command until my dying breath.”

“Which won’t be for a very long time, love.” I never thought I’d reach thirty. That I made it to thirty-two summers is a miracle. She rolled onto her back and then turned her head to face him, a soft smile tugging at her lips. “You have me too, now and always. Me and my hopped up little twigs.” She began to giggle once again.

“Hopped up little twigs?”

“It’s what one of my mentors used to call my earliest staffs, which were, essentially, little twigs. Some conjurers prefer to those over staffs,” Agnes wrinkled her nose in the most adorable way. “And obviously I don’t.”

Laughing, Estinien sat up. “Nay, my lady is a woman of taste.”

She snorted. “A woman who likes a big piece of wood in her hands…oh for fuck’s sake!” She shrieked as he threw off the blanket to reveal his erection.

Smirking, he touched himself. “Well, well, well. Wouldn’t you know I happen to have a big piece of wood right here.”

“Naughty man!” She sat up and kissed him while taking his weeping cock in hand. “Naughty…man…” A small smirk appeared on her fucking beautiful face. “Want me to handle your wood, love? Maybe some magic too?”

MAGIC IN MY COCK?! YES PLEASE! Groaning, Estinien tilted his head back. “Aye, sweetheart. Whatever you like.” She could tie me up and have her way with me for as long as she wishes. Anything. Everything. I’m but her humble servant. His breath caught when he felt her squeeze ever so slightly which then was followed by a wave of what he felt was a mix of warmth and pleasure. “Ooooooooh fuck…oh Agi…” He moaned, his eyes rolling back in his head. Her magic always does things to me, even when she’s supposed to be healing me. I cannot help myself…she’s too much. “Agi, my angel please…” Estinien’s eyes rolled back in his head as the pressure in his balls grew far too much, too quickly. He shouted her name as he came, spilling all over his hand and lower abdomen. When Estinien returned to earth several moments later, he noticed his lady’s shocked face.

“O-oh love, I’m so sorry if it was too much.” Agnes whispered, brushing some long strands of his silky hair behind a pointed ear. “I just thought it might be a bit of fun, and—”

He silenced her with a passionate kiss, his not covered in spend hand cupping her cheek. When he broke the kiss, he nuzzled his nose against hers. “Silly girl, twas most exciting. Your magic always feels good…especially in my cock. I would humbly ask,” a smirk tugging at his lips. “That you do that more often.”

Agnes rolled her eyes as she giggled. “Oh really, ser? Well, since you asked so nicely,” oh fucking hells that’s magic in my cock again. “I shall do it as much as I like.”

And she did. Several times until I had nothing left.

What a woman! My woman! My Agi!

[bugsinthebayou]

cunty sukuna

[lovely-v]

It’s crazy and fucked up that being yourself is actually the solution.

[toss-a-coin-to-your-stan-account]

staff: our april fools joke this year is a silly feature that doesn't really do anything but give you a button to boop other users! they have to opt-in first though :)

me:

[cartoonsinthemorning]

Since you guys liked Marcille as Kermit that much, it seems fitting to thank you for my 12k milestone with MORE Kercille. And this time, Miss Falin is also here.

Thank you so much again everybody! MWAH 💗

[cordspaghetti]

really factual recounting with no embellishments whatsoever

[regina-cordium]

Guy just walked in with a shirt that said “I don’t question my wife’s choices because I’m one of them” and frankly I’m obsessed

[theshitpostcalligrapher]

the curse of summer is buying and eating an inadvisable amount of fruit in single sittings.

[ladyshinga]

[this-is-snekky]

Dont know what cult of the lamb is but I am EATING up this design and leaving no crumbs.

In fact, before the art below, the first Pure Vanilla sketch in a long time was this crossover that I no longer remember how it came about. Silly circus cultist.

[endykelopaedia]

can you believe it guys, dashcon 10 yr anniversary, just a week away

edit; TODAY

[compassionatereminders]

It's a lot healthier to go for a daily walk than to sign up for a gym membership you won't be using because you hate that kind of exercise. It's a lot healthier to eat a frozen meal than to skip a meal because you were too tired to cook something healthy. It's a lot healthier to take a quick shower than to procrastinate an elaborate routine for days. Don't aim so high that you won't be hitting anything!

[dredsina]

Ive said this before but swear the biggest skill to learn as an adult is how to resist high-pressure sales tactics. You do NOT have to answer questions with anything other than "Sorry I'm not interested." No matter how nice they are or no matter how many follow up questions they ask or even how agitated they get when you stand your ground. Just keep saying I'm not interested. Don't answer their questions. Don't give them an opening to try to push back on your reasons. Be a fucking brick wall of I'm not interested.