#gerald be like WHY NOT???
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i have always wondered how shadow knows how to ride la motorcycle. so what, when gerald was putting knowledge in shadow's head, he had a moment and was like "what if the boy could ride a motorcycle???" and then cackling he added that to the pot?
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me half the time: the sonic 3 movie can be fucking dogshit for all i care so long as i get to see maria on the screen i will be happy <3
me the other half the time: if this movie isn't good i'm crucifying all the paramount executives outside the theatre
#sonic movie 3#sonic the hedgehog 3#sonic cinematic universe#scu#mine#//#honestly ive got a spike of anxiety with all the gerald promotion. im still unsure if he'll be 'real' or not but if he is. how#and there are a TON of interesting things they could do with alive!gerald. but will they. and why cut out the military execution.#like. pls dont fuck this up. pls shadow looks so fluffy i want to pet him pls let his movie be good pls
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concept art for hercules by gerald scarfe
#hercules 1997#disney#gerald scarfe#hercules#concept art#people dont seem to know that the guy who did pink floyds the wall also did the concept art for hercules#which is why it looks really different#i think hercules & sleeping beauty have like 2 of the most distinct visual styles in disney so im sharing the concept art <3#gasp.jpg
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I love your Syringeon redesign -
Like, he's so chubby ajqjwkajwjwna...
Old man worm ❤️
#faceee art#don't ask why he's in a robe I do that with almost every crancky old man#just look at rub-#garten of banban fanart#garten of banban#gobb#the fact that he is chubby was directly taken from the designs from the gpbb community (like mochumochu and gerald)#(the goats of the community)
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it just hit me that the movie is coming out next month imgonna throw upppppppp
#to be clear this isnt an excited post this is a scared post .#i feel kinda guilty about it with how excited i was about the first 2 movies#but i just cant be anymore paramount and the scu have disappointed me so much within the past year in so many ways ......#shadow is one of my favorite characters his lore makes me go crazy and is one of the things that pulled me into loving sonic so much#but i literally felt nothing while watching that trailer aside from confusion at some of the writing choices being made#like i wasnt expecting an exact recreation of sa2 but why is sonic working with gun . wtf is gerald doing here . why are there no girls .#the only positives to me were things that were cool visually . which doesnt outweigh all the things that have annoyed/disappointed me#like who cares about another cool sonic and shadow fight scene we already have plenty of those .#Anyway. saw some of those new promotional images.#i swear to god if they actually start calling shadow+eggman+gerald team dark#like they suggested they might in that survey from a while back#im gonna become the joker for real#(insert the NO that is NOT solid snake image but it says team dark instead)#also maybe im taking the hedgehog games way too seriously here#but having gerald still be alive and present in some form feels like such a bad idea from a story perspective ... like .#for one shadow lost Everything in the gun raid having gerald still be here feels like its undermining that in a way#but also gerald's whole thing in sa2 is being long dead but still impacting the story despite that . why is he ALIVEEEE#and why is he here over rouge ???? do they just hate women or something#(before someone goes ''it would take too much time/money to animate another cgi character''#maybe the movies should have just been fully animated if that sort of thing was a concern . just saying)
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arcane is out which means i have to endure watching people ship two white men together and push aside the black love interest while demonizing her
#that whole ordeal was precisely why i didn’t meddle with fandom affairs and i’m already seeing snippets on my twt feed and im mad again#my tolerance for it is NONEXISTENT now i’m not being nice abt it anymore#i don’t even particular like jayce and mel i just don’t like how people treat her#i don’t like how jayce and viktor made more noise for simply being two men#like it happened w gerald and jackie’s and harry and uma and derek and braeden#LIKE I COULD GO ON#sick of it#GETALD AND JACKIES HELP ME#GERALT AND JASKIER * auto pls
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I’m sick with Bonkus of the Konkus and haven’t been able to draw lately, have some really old doodles from 2022
#kyle broflovski#gerald broflovski#this is like almost two years old Jesus Christ#my art#south park#I was gonna draw this digitally which is why I never uploaded it here and then I forgot lol
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the witcher 3 is so funny. there are like 2 gay people in the entire game but the first area is full of people being period accurate homophobic about a dead guy
#got a strange urge to replay and idk why. i always enjoy white orchard despite the horrible combat then hate the open world#maybe this time ill get further and understand why it's so popular#to be clear i LOVE period accurate homophobia. i just wish it was more than some dead guy and ambient dialogue in the#opening area#this game is so painfully heterosexual. like vibes-wise. which is one of the things that puts me off so much#let gerald get fucked by an elf and be taunted about it idfk!
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ok.
#scribbling#twdak#therapy with dr albert krueger#therapy with dr. albert krueger#albert krueger#albert gerald krueger#dr. albert krueger#dr albert krueger#hey dude why do you have like 50 tags#dream eater#dream eaters#eeegh he makes like one appearance in vtsom sure lets add that in#vtsom#vincent the secret of myers#vincent: the secret of myers#ok.#dinoverse
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I am this close 🤏 to taking the word "siblings" away from the Sonic fandom and putting it on a shelf. People here seriously use it as a shorthand for "any characters I don't ship that have a good relationship in canon." It's wild. Y'all are out of control.
Because let me tell you, I've had a (step-)brother for 28 years. And I have never once talked to him like this:
(He's the "prince." It's teasing bordering on flirting. And the other two aren't even borderline.)
This isn't a "they're canon dating" post, it's a "they don't interact like siblings" post. Sisters don't flirt with their brothers unless there's something messed up happening in that family. And Rouge, canonically, flirts with Shadow. Meaning that she definitely doesn't see him as a brother, and likewise, we have no reason to believe that, canonically, Shadow sees her as anything more than a friend.
Here are the confirmed sibling relationships in canon:
Sonic & Tails
Scratch & Grounder
Rough & Tumble
Shadow & Maria as of this month
Sonic & Sonia & Manic in Underground
Sally & Elias(? was that his name?)
Aside from some more obscure pairs in Archie or similar adaptations I may have missed, that's it! Everyone else? Friends. They're just friends. And you can say "I see them as just friends" and sound far less clownish than when you decide literally everyone, including characters who flirt with each other (or at least have one-way flirting like Shadow and Rouge), are "siblings."
Thank you and goodnight.
#in sonic fandom you're either dating or family. there is no in-between. and it's annoying as FUCK#tbqh even though i've used ''ARK siblings'' as shorthand for Shadow & Maria for a long time now#i kind of hate the siblings confirmation bc i feel that their relationship is (or should be) more complicated than that#bc he exists to be a cure for her. and she knows that but also she's 12 and he's a good friend and listener#and makes her feel less alone on the ARK. he gives her hope in ways other than the cure#and he ends up wanting to cure her not just for his purpose but bc he genuinely comes to see her as his first & only friend#before the confirmation i would have said their relationship was BESTIES. esp since like#even if you WANTED to go nuclear fam on it#Shadow would be her UNCLE since Gerald made him & Gerald is Maria's grandpa#but anyway. point is. i don't think people even understand why Sonic & Tails are siblings (it's explicitly stated in canon)#and instead just use it as a ''don't ship this'' gotcha#which yeah the romo ship btwn them is gross but that's not why we say they're siblings#we say it because Sega says it. all the time. Tails's Sonic Channel bio says Sonic sees him as a ''cute little brother''#that doesn't apply to others like Knux & Amy or ffs Rouge & Shadow#like what is this a Folgers commercial? good lord#they're friends. they're just friends. you can even say best friends. just put the word siblings down i beg of you
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omg beloved gerald!! thank you
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MARIA HAS A SISTER?!??
#After over 2 decade this is now added information on her family#That so depressing that her family basically replaced her with the new healthy child#Cannot tell if in hindsight they would have done that if Maria was w them n still lived w them they would have neglected her#Or if she died the new child would have immediately been her replacement of what could have been#But there no way to tell since Gerald was the one to take her n keep her despite her family going like 'either cure her or give her back'#Omg what a shitty situation for a child to be in#N it also understandable why every other family that wasnt Maria n grandpa would not look fondly at her#Since it seems like Gerald was obsessed w her especially after finding out her illness#I wouldn't be surprised if he ended up ignoring everybody that wasn't her in family wise#N why he was so hell bent on hoping shadow would be her friend then when finding out she died he crashed out#UFG#the ark story will always be a top in term of seriousness in the silly ways of the characters#Oml#I WOULD HAVE OBESS W THIS AS A CHILD TBH#I HAD AN OC (as a child) THAT WAS LIKE GIVING MARIA A YOUNGER SIS N NOW THAT CANON??#Insane oml#N she should be alive too? Given it 50+#Oh Maria robotnik the tragedy that u r#Idk if I'm the biggest fan of expanding stuff on a preorder item so that it not as accessible#Or the fact Maria family has been expanded but we will never know of them but whatever ig that a more me thing#Not liking characters having relatives n then never knowing what they look like
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I think we as a fandom don’t talk enough about how much trauma Shadow would have had after landing on Earth. Losing Maria was already enough pain for a lifetime, but she wasn’t even the only loss. When the Ark was attacked, they stole everything from Shadow. Not just his “family” and only friend, but his home too. He’s never lived anywhere else and is homeless when he gets to Earth. He has nowhere to go, no one to stay with, no food, no bed, and no money.
He also loses safety. The Ark was a perfectly controlled environment where it was likely never too hot or too cold, and always with plenty of light available. Shadow has never known heat, rain, thunderstorms, snow, wind, or darkness. He has no idea how to navigate any of that because he’s never had to. He’s never seen a car or truck up close, never been in traffic before. No one ever taught him how to cross a street without getting hit. No one ever taught him to stay away from trees when lightning strikes or to take small steps when the ground is covered in ice.
Shadow has to navigate all the dangers of life on Earth for the first time and he has to do it all by himself because everyone he knows is either dead or in jail and it’s not like he can just google it. He has to do it right on the heels of the most traumatic experience he’s ever had, with no time to heal from it or even process it. He has to find his own food and water, find some kind of shelter or safe place, and he doesn’t know how.
Just picture it: a little hedgehog huddled up in a strange place. Lost, cold, confused, scared, hungry, thirsty, exhausted, traumatized, and so, SO lonely.
And all of that is BEFORE the military finds him and locks him up, likely with no explanation.
I imagine that this is where Shadow learns to fight. He would have no need to do so on the Ark other than maybe in a training/testing simulation. He doesn’t even fight the soldiers during the raid because he’d likely never fought anyone up to that point and it didn’t even occur to him. But now he has to learn if he wants to survive.
Is it any wonder he closes himself off and wants revenge?
#I admit that as the ultimate life form he may not need to eat BUT he would still likely need to be out of the elements#and he doesn’t know how!#anyway this is why I imagine that Shadow hates anti-homeless architecture with a passion#he rips it off whenever he sees it because he remembers how it felt to be homeless himself#my thoughts#shadow the hedgehog#shadow the ultimate lifeform#space colony ark#maria robotnik#gerald robotnik#sonic the hedgehog
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#exaggerating my level of upset-ness for comedic effect here but MAN .#for the record im only bringing so/nadow into it#because the literal only reason ive seen people give for why sonic should win is ''we need more so/nadow content''#(though i doubt everyone who voted for him had that as their reason. and i know theres so/nadow fans who voted against him)#as if sonic and shadow arent getting plenty of stuff together lately. and will get more in the future because theyre popular characters .#and those other characters very rarely get official art. maria has 2 sonic channel artowrks gerald and black doom have none......#but noo people will Die if they miss out on One (1) potential sonic and shadow image .....#like its not that big a deal really we're getting more content of those other characters within the next few weeks#and also who knows maybe theyll appear in some non-calendar sonic channel art ...?#im just kinda disappointed. and cannot emphasize enough that this was a wasted opportunity and sonic should have lost#or perhaps not even been included in the poll to begin with because this is gonna be his Third time being in the calendar this year#its gonna be shadow's third time too but. he was the already chosen character voting couldnt have prevented that#honestly think mephiles should have been in sonic's place in the poll if they were gonna have shadow be the already chosen character#that would still fit the theme of sxs gens characters while also feeling like a more fair matchup#oh well
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Did eggman ever take revenge on GUN for the ark raid? Or use it as an excuse to screw people over
So, actually, a bit of a bigger lore drop here, but he's actually happy it happened! Because, 1) in this au he isn't a direct family member to Gerald, because remember that this is 3000 years after the ARK, so Eggman doesn't have any attachment to him, in fact he only knows of Gerald because of his research, so he doesn't really care about what happened to him, or María, for that matter. And 2) thanks to the raid he got his hands on Project Shadow! The Ultimate Weapon! So yeah, he's happy it happened because it actually benefits him (until Rouge and Omega steal Shadow lol)
#lets just say the robotnik genes are strong#and thats why eggman looks so much like gerald even with that many generations in between them BAHSBAHZBSD#The Great Escape Au
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the coldfire trilogy is about a lot of things, but mostly it's about two men who get increasingly and obsessively intertwined with each other's lives and perceptions of the world while the author is completely convinced she's writing two straight guys being dudes. Truly the rituals are intricate.
#i cannot overstate the sheer amount of subtext packed into this relationship because its like#if the author had actually realized at any point it might read as gay it wouldn't be what it is#what a fascinating series.#coldfire trilogy#damien vryce#gerald tarrant#rukart#im not making up the like author comments or anything btw shes been on record repeatedly iirc#that she doesnt understand why or how people could possibly slash damien and tarrant together#a series where one of them drags the other out of their self imposed hell and believes continously in their redemption#and the other gets dragged kicking and screaming into moral change after 900 years of considering himself a monster#for mental self defense as much as anything else
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