#george ushiromoya

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This is way too late to say this but remeber the whole incident with maria and rosa in the garden, remember how it was george who told the other cousins via telling them, and by them i mean battler, and jessica miss-my-grandpa-hit-my-ass-with-a-wooden-sword, "hey you wouldn't want to have people watching you, gawking as you get the shit beaten out of you"

i just think that particular statement is rather insidious when directed towards jessica

yeah (i have had this thought in my head for a few weeks)

Anon don’t ever feel like it’s too late to complain about George!!! Let’s all crowd around him as he’s stuck naked and on all fours tied to a stake in the ground in the backyard!!! Let’s tell him he sucks and his life has no meaning!!!!

You’re right though. He framed his question to Jessica as “you don’t want people to see you when your parents criticize you over grades” or something among those lines and I LET MYSELF MINIMIZE HER SUFFERING!!! I FOLLOWED HIS LEAD!!! So thanks for reminding me that Jessica is getting spanked on her NAKED BUTT by KINZO’S (METAPHORICAL?) SWORD

I hate this fucking family

— Rose, the Revolutionary Witch

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courtesy of WarriorWare on reddit

https://www.reddit.com/r/umineko/comments/zn6iee/these_edits_make_themselves_sometimes/

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umineko characters dying in a glue trap was not the direction I expected memes to go but here we are and I'm loving it

fanart i drew of george ushiromiya dying in a glue trap

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How George wooed Shannon

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Cause of Ushiromiyas' extinction

Don't get me wrong though, I don't blame Ange for changing her identity. But technically, there is no Ushiromiya-named person left, so...

The reason for the Ushiromiya family's "extinction" was in the Ushiromiya bloodline itself lmao

PS. Yeah I know some of you are gonna say that it's Kyrie, but Kyrie wouldn't be able to do that if she's not married with Rudolph, so the reason they all died was still because of the siblings' greediness. Ange only changed her name, thus making the Ushiromiya family "extinct."

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A vn KINDA similar with Umineko: Chou no doku hana o kusari

This is an r18 otome game where the OTP IS ALMOST LITERALLY LIKE SAYO.

Character: Majima Yoshiki *spoilers*

He was born from a result of an incestuous union between two siblings and was sent to his mother's acquaintance to hide him from everyone.

When his mother's husband (not his brother) found out that she had a child before their marriage, he attempted to kill him and his supposed family, but failed to kill Majima, who sought for revenge.

Years later, Majima became a servant to his own mother's noble family to destroy them, without anyone knowing.

Everyone thought that he had this kind and energetic vibe, but nope. Wait til you see his own shit.

AND GUESS WHAT? HE FELL IN LOVE WITH HIS SISTER! (Half-sister)

He hated incest more than anything, because someone like him "was not supposed to exist" so our poor boi really tried his best not to catch feelings with his sister.

On the other hand, he didn't know that his sister (who did not know that they were siblings) also has feelings for him! ASDFGHJKL.

Depending on your route, he may kill his sister's family and burn the entire mansion, completely destroying the Nomiya family.

You need to play all the characters first before you can play his route, since he's the OTP with the heroine.

I won't tell what will happen in his route, so if you're interested, the game is available for PC, PSP, and PSP vita, however, the only free and available that I could see online is the PSP version (Japanese). You can pm me for the link.

The PC has the r18 version while the PSP and PSP vita has less r18 content. Unfortunately, there is no English translation.

Just look at our poor, sad boi😭

Now I'm starting to wonder if this kind of soap opera-like stories were common in Japan way back then...

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gaap might be a demon but I feel like she's the one being tortured here

Sometimes you just wanna serve a cute girl and NOT Ushiromiya Georgia!

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We're not rich, but I could actually relate to the Ushiromiya's family feud over their wealth inheritance

They went to one of our relative's house to talk about inheritance because they are desperate for money

All of the cousins are on a separate place

An accident happened to my relatives including my family, and everybody finally stopped fussing about it

Not just their family feud, but even the family members itself:

I have an aunt named Eva who kinda acts like her too

Coincidentally, I've always thought that my grandfather might have a past lover who's into occult coz she kinda gave a "curse" on our kin (you might think I'm exaggerating but you can pm me if you wanna know)

My father also kinda acts like Rudolph lmao (except for being hungry for women but hey I'm not really sure about that and I might have a half sibling idk)

I also had a crush on my cousin lmao

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Umineko charas during the 1986 Quarantine

Beato: has been isolating this island for few weeks now and is starting to get annoyed with Battler for teasing her that he "prefers" Shannon over of her

Battler: cries the whole time whenever Beato backfires him bc he still can't solve Beato's fucking riddle

Sayo: was finally getting tired after 3 full weeks of changing into Shanon/Kanon/Beatrice

Jessica: gets mad at Natsuhi for telling her to study for her exams (Duuh, there's no classes!!!)

George: always tells Sayo to meet w/him secretly but Shannon is starting to "avoid" him, telling that she's busy with work and can't always be w/him bc of the covid lmfao

Rosa: starts burning Maria's occult books when she got tired of her daughter saying creepy things in front of her siblings

Eva: insults Natsuhi non-stop

Natsuhi: "might shoot this bitch later, idk."

Eva-Beatrice: "Oh you're gonna shoot me? Try me, old hag!"

Bernkastel: enjoys her tea and popcorn while watching the Ushiromiyas fighting

Lambda: "Look Bern, Battler is crying again!"

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I could only think of 3 possibilities of the new "episode" of Umineko

- "The Land of the Golden Witch" which was said to be Beato's masterpiece, but wasn't found. (Ryukishi said that it should've been the EP3, but the readers complained too much because EP2 was too difficult for them so some parts of it went to EP4 to 6—can't wait to see Black Battler!)

- Probably a different episode, but there will be an opening of new kakeras, which means that some of the fan theories might come true after the new EP is out! (I do like the Yasu-Ikuko theory btw)

-Might as well give another Yasu's point of view, like in the Confessions of the Golden Witch