#gay men kissing ew

[cryptidsport]

rhis was supposed to be a simple thing but i got possessed by. Dave miller herself i guess

(no bacground ver under the cut cus i like it better)

[zaccosnacco]

Me when Paultryck

[jellybeanium124]

There's a bowl of mints at the hostess station at a restaurant and you're leaving. what's a pirate to do?

Stede: takes the whole bowl of mints, but replaces them with different kinds of gum he brought from home

Ed: takes the whole bowl (with intentions to eat them)

Jack: takes the whole bowl (with no intentions to eat them)

Lucius: just takes 1 mint jfc guys

Frenchie: doesn't take a mint bc what if the government put chips in them or the restaurant owner put chips in them to make them crave the restaurant again??

Black Pete: takes the whole bowl (heard blackbeard does that)

Izzy: doesn't take a mint because it's fruity to have nice breath

I don't have funny ideas for anyone else so that's the whole list

[grandwretch]

assuming peoples' sexualities off personality traits is weird but tbh people who freak out about one gay joke ruining a straight man's reputation is way weirder

[autism-corner]

i need to live the yaoi life.

[dismas-n-dismay]

Literally everytime I see a redactedverse character I’m like “you like men, gayass”

Except it’s funnier because IM the men so literally why am I being like this

me when anyone in the redactedverse speaks

[kuroananosanji]

Canon vs fanon Sanji discourse is always funny to me because… girlie which fanon Sanji are you talking about? There’s so many! You’ve got:

Bisexualji: Basically canon Sanji except he’s bi. His women loving antics can range from no different from canon to a bit toned down. Usually low-key about his sexuality but otherwise normal about it.

Internalised homophobiaji: What the name says. Feelings have to get punched out of him (usually by Zoro). Can be annoying to read/write but the when done well it’s chef’s kiss (pun intended)

Slutji: Most featured in E-rated fics. The fact that he sleeps around (mostly with men) is sometimes used to make someone jealous (mostly Zoro). OOC but when it’s one of those every man on the Grand Line dicks down Sanji fics… it doesn’t really matter does it.

Frenchji: When Sanji is essentially turned into APH France - refined, high-class, has impeccable fashion and uses expensive cologne, wears a deep V blouse, long wavy hair is always preferred. Mostly seen in 40!Sanji fics.

Twinkji: The most common target of these “fanon Sanji ew” complaints but unless you’re on Wattpad he’s actually a rare occurrence? Identifiers are an exaggerated height difference with Zoro, skinny, completely gay, 2000s yaoi level of bottom. I have to say I’ve maybe come across this 1% of the time.

Whumpji: He’s traumatised, he’s depressed and anxious, he thinks no one loves him, he thinks he deserves to suffer. Vinsmokes are 11/10 the time involved. Luffy is sunshine incarnate in these.

Princeji: When he’s either in a royalty AU or never escaped Germa. Usually acts more “pure” than his canon version because Zeff didn’t raise him to be sassy and chivalrous. Maintains the 5-9 year old Sanji personality. Very cute. Even cuter when combined with rogue/knight Zoro.

Tsunji: This is just canon Sanji. The louder he screams at you the more he loves you. His love language is beating you up then leaving a plate of food next to your work station. Objectively the best Sanji.

[trying-harder-then-u]

More then Friends.

John and Damien had been friends for as long as they could remember; their first steps were together, as were their first words and their first kiss. and in all that time, they had grown closer and closer.

As they became high school seniors, they settled into a wingman relationship, each helping the other to get laid and land a hot chic, so it was no surprise when Damien invited John over to his holiday home on the coast. As they walked along the beach, laughing, they noticed a couple outside a restaurant holding hands, and as they got closer, the two men making out became more apparent.

"Ew, wtf?" John muttered, glaring daggers at the two guys. "Cmo'n, man, that's uncool," Damien told his friend. "It's not my fault those two losers don't know that's not right. I wonder which one is the bitch." John spat, Only a few minutes later, John was yelling various slurs at the two. Damien sighed before he walked off to buy some food. But the two gays weren't going to take this lying down. As one of them escaped towards Damien, John saw the larger of the two approaching. "You want to fight, bitch," he yelled at the man who loomed over him like a giant. "No, I just want to teach you a lesson." The man's large hand quickly went down, grabbing John's crotch as he began to squeeze the other man's pouch. Trying to object, the only thing John could muster was a moan as pleasure overwhelmed him.

Soon, John found himself shoved into a bathroom stall as the man in front of him continued to play with his balls, edging him closer and closer. Soon the ideas that had once filled his head with thoughts of superiority drained away; he now could only think about pleasing others. No matter what, tits and pussy were replaced with abs and dicks, and one dick he craved in particular was Damiens. The gay man watched smugly as all attempts to fight back ended, and with one last squeeze, John's new view of the world was cemented. "Run off now," the larger man whispered, and so John did.

When John finally did get home, he noticed Damien making himself much more comfortable than usual—man spreading and taking the seat John used to insist on, but now John didn't have the will to resist, so he ran up and kissed him with all his might. "I need you Daddy" John begged. "Damn, the guy back at the shop told me you would be needy, but this is a change in pace," Damien said, lifting John into his lap. "Don't worry, though; I'm glad to help you with your new needs."

[jihyoruri]

❚ ❚ ❚ ❚ ❚ ❚ ❚ ❚ 𓍢 CAUGHT IN BETWEEN kim chaewon & huh yunjin

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🧋★ ͘ ⴰ lesserafim chaeyn will never be as gay as iz*one chaeyn 2.5M views

📁clip one

the camera stilled on yn and chaewon who stood beside each other behind their leader in line at the airport.

yn tightened her pink blanket that had barbie written all over it around her shoulder as she leaned into chaewon’s shoulder while chaewon talked to her.

the camera panned to the other members for a little before panning back to yn and chaewon only to see yn leaning close to chaewon and pressing a kiss and her cheek but because of the angle they were at it looked like yn kissed chaewon on her lips.

📁clip two

the girls were shooting a behind the scenes for a music video, the girls were instructed to dance like they were at a party for a part of the video.

chaewon screamed and laughed flustered as yn danced on her.

she covered her face with her hands as yn ran her hands on her body and then on chaewon’s, continuing dancing on her.

the video cut to chaewon holding a hand held fan in her hand, her face still red, “I didn’t know yn was gonna do that.” she laughed flustered. “I wish I had a heads up, do you think they’re gonna keep that in music video?” chaewon asks the camera.

yn popped up behind chaewon, “they should, isn’t that what the hot popular girls do in movies that’s how they dance.”

📁clip three

“yn.” one of the older men sitting at the classroom styled tables called out to the girl, “can you give me your number?”

yn adjusted her uniform and scrunched her face as everyone laughed at his question the other men joining in on his teasing.

“ew why?” she asked her sharp gaze scanning him as her members laugh at her disgust.

“a date.”

the girls screamed and yena’s loud “no” being a sound that gets everyone to laugh.

“sorry I’ll have to reject you.” yn says flipping her hair over her shoulder and adjusting her pink bow as the man’s mouth drops.

“why?!”

“because I’m already taken.” she shrugs looking off to the side.

everyone laughs as he shouts “by who?”

“chaewon unnie.” yn jokes pulling the girl beside closer and leaning into her side.

chaewon’s face heats up as yn says, “she’s my girlfriend sorry, maybe ask one of your friends on a date.” she suggests gesturing towards the other men.

📁clip four

the girls were on a variety show and yn seemed to be the main victim and focus when it came to the mcs.

“yn!” the mc called out to the girl in pink, yn replied in a hum waiting for him to continue and ask her another annoying question.

“do you think you would be as attractive as you now if you where a man?” he asks.

“I think any version of me would be attractive, can’t say the same for you though.” she said confidently looking at eunbi confused when she hit yn shoulder, not taking in how rude her answer was.

the man laughed off yn’s unintentional insult before continuing his question, “if you were a man which member would you date.”

yn looked up to think before turning her gaze towards chaewon, “I’d date chaewon unnie.” she says as she blows a kiss towards the girl who puts her face in her hands flustered.

📁clip five

the girls were filming a life in the dorm show and decided to watch a scary movie in their pjs.

the thirteen girls huddled together with blankets on the floor and on the couch watching the movie but the main focus was yn chaewon.

yn sat on chaewon lap in the corner of couch covering both her and chaewon with her blanket, it seemed that the two girls weren’t even paying attention to the movie as the blanket covered their faces.

“they’re not even paying attention.” chaeyeon yelled pointing towards yn and chaewon.

“aye what are you two doing?!” yena yelled pulling the blanket off of the two girls as everyone laughed.

[aha-chuu]

Okay here's my controversial Kae/luc opinion (censored so this post doesn't clog up the actual tag).

Like, I do not care what people ship. Sometimes I find ships gross and I will instantly block with a "blurgh ew" but I'm not the type to write out long posts about which pairings are/aren't acceptable, and I don't message people to complain about which fictional characters they wanna see kiss. This stands for Kae/luc also.

But I find it near inconceivable that the argument for Ragbros doesn't centre more on the fact that, at least in my opinion, Diluc and Kaeya have a way more interesting relationship if you take it from a familial perspective.

Ofc yes whoo gay men - but in fandom specifically, there is genuinely the situation where platonic relationships are under-explored, especially outside of parent-child dynamics. Diluc abd Kaeya, meanwhile, foster this instinct in Ragbros folks to write 100k fics about them reconciling, or draw dozens of pages of comics of what their childhood was like.

And I think taking a romantic lens to all that is genuinely pretty diminutive to what's already there. Kaeya's trauma is specifically about his family & abandonment & finding belonging, and his bond with Diluc symbolises where he's at on that journey. Like, if Kaeya can return to being family with someone who is so completely his opposite (from appearance to demeanour to background) then it conveys his place and security in himself. In contrast you have Diluc, where the Point™ is that he lost his whole family in a day. Kaeya is not special because they're secretly in love - he's important because he's Diluc's last chance at a family, if only he were willing to make the first step.

And then you have all the layers of siblings in Mondstadt, which they also fit into. Like Jean & Barbara and Albedo & Klee - you have biological sisters torn apart through family conflict (divorce) and adoptive siblings kept together in the absence of their parents. There's so much there and so much of it is left behind when you take a romantic perspective on Diluc & Kaeya.

[zaccosnacco]

PAULTRYCK SHIPPERS UNITE!!!

GAY PILOTS FOR THE WIN

[queercanon13]

The Karma music video is packed with queer and sapphic themes. But what’s with that yellow beret?

We all watched the Karma music video on Friday (or Saturday), right? And then we all watched it ten more times because there IS JUST SO MUCH THERE. Right?!

I can’t even begin to unpack the whole thing yet, but let’s talk about the yellow brick road scene.

Taylor is obviously wearing ruby slippers (“the rubies that I gave up”) alluding to Dorothy/the Wizard of Oz. But she’s not wearing the rest of Dorothy’s getup. That’s because she’s not Dorothy, but in fact a friend of Dorothy.

She’s holding a broom (lots of witchy themes from her lately) and blows a kiss of blue (iykyk) glitter to three grim reapers (the two SBs and…?).

She’s keeping her side of the street clean, which harkens to the YNTCD MV where she clearly shows which side of the street she’s on:

Other things of note: it appears there are daisies embroidered on her collar, as well as growing along the yellow brick road. Her braids are also looped (“your braids make a pattern”).

The yellow brick road itself may be a nod to Elton John and his album/song Goodbye Yellow Brick Road. Here are some of the lyrics from that song, as well as a generally accepted analysis of the lyrics:

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Seems like it would be super relatable to Taylor, right? Add in Elton John’s queerness/coming out journey, and the parallels continue.

There are probably a hundred other things I’m missing just from that scene alone, but what I really wanna talk about is the yellow beret, especially in light of current news surrounding Taylor.

When I saw the yellow beret, I furiously googled “yellow beret” + the names of Taylor’s muses, but I came up empty-handed. Because Taylor is specifically not wearing a Dorothy costume, I knew that fucking hat had to mean something. Then I remembered — isn’t yellow beret a military term? And we know she loves a good war story. To Google I went, and the results did not disappoint.

During the Vietnam war, all physicians in the US had a mandatory draft order. One of the ways to avoid the draft was to apply for a position with a Public Health Service program called the NIH Associates Training Program. Because the elite program was highly competitive, only a small percentage of doctors were able to serve their required military time without going to war.

Yellow beret was a self-deprecating and derogatory term used by and for doctors who avoided getting a green beret/going to war (yellow can be associated with cowardice, i.e. “yellow-bellied”) via the NIH program.

Sounding familiar? But wait there’s more.

Bob Seger wrote a song in 1966 called The Ballad of the Yellow Beret. It was written as a parody of the song The Ballad of the Green Berets. Here are some of the lyrics (I encourage you to read all of them!):

Verse 1: Fearless cowards of the USA // Bravely here at home they stay // They watch their friends get shipped away // The draft dodgers of the Yellow Beret

Okay, I’m seated.

Verse 3: Men who faint at the sight of blood // Their high-heeled boots weren't meant for mud // The draft board will hear their sob stories today // Only the best win the yellow beret

Oooookay.

Verse 4: Back at home a young wife waits // Her yellow beret has met his fate // He's been drafted for marching in a protest //Leaving her his last request

Are you screaming yet? Just wait.

Verse 5: Put a yellow streak down my son's back // Make sure that he never ever fights back // At his physical have him say he's gay // Have him win the yellow beret

And if that wasn’t enough, two of the last lyrics are “I've got a pimple on my trigger finger” (ew) and “well, we were planning on having children sometime soon” (devastating). These themes also align with The Great War, epiphany, etc.

But despite attempts to diminish their efforts through claims of cowardice, these “yellow beret” physician-scientists contributed to some of the most important and innovative medical research we have today. Dr. Fauci attended the training program, as well as nine others who went on to win Nobel Prizes.

Could it be that Taylor is trying to tell us that, while it looks like she dodged the draft (didn’t come out), she’s doing some important mastermind shit behind the scenes? Only time will tell, but since we are now at “dawn,” I believe daylight is soon to follow. ☀️

[doberbutts]

Not the original point but also, that poll has inherently skewed results. The only no options were "no but I want to", "ew no", and "I don't like sex in general" and no neutral "nah that's not for me." Like, people are just not normal about sex acts. Someone not liking something isn't automatically disgust, and going as far to say someone isn't queer enough for not liking a certain sex act is gross on so many levels. Unshockingly, queer people like different things because everyone is an individual! There's so much sex shaming in queer spaces because people aren't doing it "the right way", both for (like the ass eating poll) and against (like people correcting others' posts about wanting to fuck men/women to kissing)

That's why I prefer to keep my conversations about the sex I specifically like to strictly kink circles. We're all doing sex "wrong" there but we're doing it the way that feels the best to us and our partners so I feel like there's less judgement than people who are interested but otherwise non-participants in healthy conversations about kink.

As for demographics, like I said I know straight people who like to eat ass or have theirs eaten, and gay people who express extreme disgust at the idea, and everything inbetween. I was incredibly dubious the first time a partner asked! And he was incredibly dubious about a few things I asked for! But we both found ways to bring each other pleasure together without judgement and found we enjoyed things we weren't sure about previously.

[dwobbitfromtheshire]

I do love clueless Eddie, but he probably is aware that he's not exactly straight. Like, he's probably made out with Jeff a few times. He's just not aware that there's a word for it. He likes men, and he likes women. He's always called himself a little bit gay though which is what he told Robin and Steve when he came out to them.

"Eddie, babe, you know there's a word for that. . .," Robin said.

"Yeah, I'm bisexual," Steve said.

"I think you mean bilingual. I didn't know you spoke more than one language," Eddie said.

"I mean, yeah, but also, no!" Steve exclaimed. "I speak more than one language, so yes, I'm bilingual. I like more than one gender so I'm bisexual."

"Oh! Oh, I am an idiot," Eddie said.

"You said it, not me," Robin said as she continued to paint Eddie's toenails neon pink.

"Robin!" Steve exclaimed.

"What? He literally said it," Robin said.

"I did say it, Steve," Eddie said.

"Oh, is Jeff alright with you telling us that you two used to make out?" Robin asked.

"Oh, yeah, he doesn't care," Eddie said, shrugging. "He's very proud of his kissing prowess."

"Yeah, I'm sure he's very good," Steve said rolling his eyes.

"He is. It's ridiculous the things that man can do with his mouth," Eddie said. "You won't find a better kisser than him."

Steve growled, grabbed a fistful of Eddie's hair, yanked his head back, and slammed his lips to Eddie's. Eddie moaned against his mouth, lifting his hand to curl his fingers into Steve’s hair as he deepened the kiss. Steve broke the kiss, breathing heavily.

"I stand corrected," Eddie said, gasping for breath.

"Steve! This was supposed to be girls' night!" Robin shrieked. "This is where we're supposed to talk about our crushes! Like, I talk about my crush on Vickie!"

"Oh, by the way, I have a crush on Eddie,' Steve said.

"And you didn't tell me this before. . .why?" Robin asked.

"We were all becoming friends, I didn't want to make things awkward," Steve shrugged.

Robin and Steve looked at Eddie expectantly, waiting for him to say something.

"Oh! Yeah! I've been crushing on Steve too," Eddie said, grinning wickedly. "Who, by the way, was totally jealous of how good a kisser I think Jeff is."

"Yeah, keep talking about that, and I might have to find out for myself," Steve said.

"Don't you dare!" Eddie scowled and squeezed his knee. "My boyfriend!"

"Excuse me, that is not how you ask my platonic soulmate to be your boyfriend, Munson," Robin said, waving her brush at him.

"Steve Harrington," Eddie said, taking his hand. "Will you do me the honor of becoming my boyfriend?"

"Yeah, you dork," Steve said, slapping his chest and kissing him.

"Better," Robin said, capping the nail polish.

"Okay, I said you could paint my nails whatever color you wanted as long as I could paint your nails whatever color I wanted," Eddie said, grinning as he grabbed the black nail polish. "Now, tell mummy and daddy all about your crush."

"Ew, never call yourself that," Robin laughed before launching into details about Vickie.

Steve smiled at the both of them, happy that they got along so well and that everything was sliding into place perfectly. Everyone figured out things at their own pace. As long as they got there, it didn't really matter how long it took as long as there was time left to spare. It all works out in the end.

[thegeorgiatennantblog]

So Ingrav was going nutsy cuckoo about this whole scene from Staged S03E04.

Gif courtesy @invisibleicewands

Gross right!

Usually, I don't call people out like this. Tbh this is a first and I feel odd. Disclaimer: I don't want to bully anyone. This is just my two cents on this post which is one of many that have managed to make me uncomfortable time and time again.

So I was reading this and it struck me as wrong for so many reasons but I'll list them down.

How sad and pathetic must your life be that you don't have any close platonic friendships. That you cannot understand platonic love when you see it. That you have never been hugged or held by your best friend. My heart goes out to you!

You subscribe to that weird ideology that doesn't let men be close to one another, allow emotional vulnerability or physical intimacy, etc., because 'OMG if they're doing that, they must be gay for each other'. This is such a heteronormative, Western-hegemonic, Americentric view of masculinity and leads to toxic masculinities being developed where boys feel like they can't do any of these things for fear of being labelled "gay". There are cultures in the world where male friends hold hands when walking down the street, where they kiss each other on the cheek when greeting each other, where they express their emotional vulnerabilities to each other. So please, my dears, get some perspective.

The whole "Oh look at the sexual tension in their eyes.... how he doesn't flinch or blink when sth sth.... that tiny little shudder when..." (ew I'm gonna boke; even writing this makes me sick). Like yeah mate. He's doing that when his own actual irl wife is sitting under the table recording the audio for the scene. iT's tOTaLlY nORmaL rIGht... EVerYonE doEs tHAt.... I dO iT aLl ThE TimE.

Wait how do I know that..... um

Interview: Georgia Tennant On Filming Staged Series 3 - TV (countryandtownhouse.com)

@dtmsrpfcringe any notes?

Anyway to clean out the cringe have some gorgeous shots of our queen from this very interview. BTW it's a really sweet interview. I'd recommend you guys read it. <3

[anomaliex]

I'm an aroace Riz truther and I'm also a qpr Fabriz truther and I'm also a Fabian and Mazey truther I. NEED. More content of them in a polycule so few people see this vision the VISION

Fabian/Mazey romantically and they are so wonderful and. Fabian/Riz are best friends on a level that can't really be categorised as "normal" so they use the word partner because it's comfortable? They kiss sometimes but not that much, (and it's chaste, affectionate kissing not, like, making out. I think they tried once and Riz hated it lmao) and some days there's very little touch bc Riz isn't feeling it but they usually just want to be close.

I don't think Riz would be interested in Mazey at all for the record (I think he's. Gay oriented aroace? Sex ew, romance eh he doesn't feel it but he likes affection, men aesthetically attractive, women nothing) but I think their dynamic could be so fun. They could be friends, it'd be cute, I need them to be. Friends. And I need Fabian to kiss both of them also. Fabian deserves the world he deserves. He. Eughh.

(Also there's three-way best friend's forever bracelets and I firmly believe this could be introduced after a year or two and Mazey would be honoured and think it's the cutest thing ever.)