#gay bitches can never be in love normally always gotta do some shit like this
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collecting short funny things to write under fanart of characters you really love
please feel free to add more thank you :3
(this is long as shit be prepared)
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looking at them
my friend :)
mwehehe
augh
I can't believe this
brain blasted
what a little freak
do you even care
be so fucking for real
your kidding
what a weirdo
a wonderous creature
consider this
from my personal collection
what the
I'm so normal
I'm not normal
why are they like that
evil swag
TEEHEE
I'm gonna frow up
yeah this is pretty cool
pretty fucked up dog
have you seen this?
my beautiful princess
I'm ill
oh good heavens!
my son. he has every disease
this shit aint nothin to me man
I laurve them
yoink
just a little bit. as a treat
tell them to stop
me when I GET you
MY GUY
the psychic worm (wohwohwohwohw)
good lord
cuteness aggression towards them
what the fuck ever
im feeling something
sigh
me when the
GRRAAAHH
im fucking serious
love it when they appear
its becoming unhealthy
go white boy go!
your never gonna believe this
worst guy ive ever seen
their just so ... drawable
sorry guys
i saw it in a dream
she is very gorgeous to me!
i see them when i close my eyes
my little scrungle
be so fucking for real
i can do whatever i want
bitch
yeah
my baby girl
my little kitty meow meow
they've done something to me
i gotta get outa here
yep
my favorite white man
dude!?
full of joy a whimsy
going cray cray!
well....
erm
heyy gurl wasup
she is beuty she is grace
aaaaanything could happen
just like me fr
its time
yahoo!
divine retribution
yay!!
so was foretold in the prophecy
their so ... woah
yessir
god. fucking. damn.
they understand me
you are not immune to propaganda
Explodes character with mind
Forgive me
I would tell them my most depraved thoughts
for the win!
my treasure my beloved
awesome
oh yeah woo yeah
thats it thats the post
this above all else
-INHALE-
had to get it out of my system
you absolute baby buffoon
but make it epic
dont question it
gay baby jail
mwah <3
i want to make them into bread
no guys you don't get it
i got nervous
every fuckin time man
[puts face in hands and groans loudly]
no way
DONT DO THIS TO MEEEEE
take a deep breath
stupid little bow wow
cringeposting once again
abandon society, embrace insanity
god has let me draw another day
had to do it
changed my brain chemistry
so the thing is-
im going to make you so girlfail
pathetic wet cat
guys.
their neat idk
or something like that
ATTENTION!!
i have the disease and its terminal
shrimply amazing!
hits you with the beam
smile :)
send help
oh hi didn't see you there
no i will not elaborate
the creature is demonic in nature
i think there's something wrong with them
i think there's something wrong with me
its fine
woah woah woah
do you even realize what you've done
very cool
do you see my vision
whatever the fuck this is called
the strugler
interesting..
oh i got you dont worry
nobody move
character on the brain always and forever
#1 hater
funny you should say that
nature is healing
imagine a guy. now imagine them again
ooo mama
get drawn idiot
get obsessed over idiot
if only they were real
post this character instantly
your honor i need them
ive got some notes
A juicy morsel
I want to push them down the stairs
They wouldnât dare
(Eyes wide and mouth frothing) yeah!
my beautiful wife <3
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Pairing: La Squadra x GN! Reader
Warnings: language
La Squadra harem
Risotto Nero
Risotto, as a leader of the hitman squad, immediately notices the change of atmosphere among La Squadra once Y/n appears. Albino, to his huge dismay, understands that heâs not the only one whoâs developed feelings for Y/n. Albino knows every memberâs habits and usual behavior, capo is the first one of all hitmen who figures out that everyone is his rival now (but only when it comes to Y/n, heâs still their leader and he respects every member equally)
Risotto is more of a father figure to Y/n. He warms up to you shortly, pampering you with his attention and genuine care, always being there for you. Youâre hungry? The two of you are going to the nearest cafe for you to have a proper meal and Capo wonât take ânoâ as an answer. Youâre stressed and something messes with your pretty head? What a poor thing, come here, Risotto is always ready to listen. Others immediately catch on the change of Capoâs treatment, every day it becomes even more obvious that he has a huge soft spot for Y/n
Least favorite rival: Melone. Risotto hates how smooth purple-haired is around you, how he is open with his flirting, how sincere all of his words sound. Nero wishes he had at least half of sans gĂŞne Melone has. Heâs a Capo and he has a reputation to uphold, but behind closed doors Risotto has tried flirting with Y/n and it was so so clumsy and awkward, itâs just⌠not his style
Prosciutto
The second father figure for Y/n, but if Risotto is more of a sugar daddy, indulging you with expensive gifts and foods, Prosciutto mostly acts like a real father would, scolding you for going outside at winter without your hat on (tho he never wears a hat himself) or for petting stray animals on the streets
Even despite all of his parental sternness, Prosciutto is really caring and attentive towards Y/n, even more that Risotto is. You got scratched accidentally because of your clumsiness? We gotta clean the wound up and patch it, donât even try to protest; it may be a simple graze but what if some dirt got in it? Your shoulders ache after a long tiring day? Come hither, your dear Prosci will rub all the pain away
Least favorite rival: Risotto. Prosciutto doesnât hate or despise albino, no. Risotto is a capo, and he got this status for several reasons, so blonde man still respects his boss, but both man have pretty familiar tactics of charming Y/n, and that definitely annoys Prosciutto
Formaggio
Formaggio is one of the most oblivious of all La Squadra men, he doesnât realize that heâs not the only one having interest in Y/n and even when other guys flirt openly with Y/n in front of him red-haired just thinks that his teammates just try to be friendly towards a newcomer
Heâs definitely that type of macho from all the cheesy movies - attractive, excellent smooth talker with constant flirtings. Formaggio is not opposed of using all possible cringy lines what annoy everyone in La Squadra, even Risotto has hard times restraining the urge to roll his eyes at all those shitty teasings. But Maggi is an easygoing guy, itâs so easy being around him and even all his pick up lines donât repel you from him
Least favorite rival: doesnât have one. As I said, this man doesnât notice that other guys try to get Y/n to themselves, the thought of having possible rivals doesnât even cross his mind
Illuso
Itâs not a secret to anyone that Illuso is a little nasty bitch with a huge god complex and all his wooing is no better. âYou wanna spend time with me? Shit, youâre such a pain in my ass! Okay, I guess I will indulge you this time, but thatâs only because of your cute faceâ - doesnât sound so appealing, does it? And thatâs exactly the way brunette flirts with Y/n (well, at least he tries to)
Illuso wants to make you crawl to him, to make you crave for his presence and his touch, you make you fall in love hard. Brunette wears his best outfits, uses the best of his perfumes make up stuff just to show you that heâs better than all of his teammates. Surprisingly, even his behavior changes slightly when Y/n is around - heâs not that unbearably churlish towards you, on the good days he may even compliment you - âYour hair⌠looks good today, I like itâ
Least favorite rival: he hates all of La Squadra equally. Illuso is certain that heâs the only one who truly deserves Y/nâs attention, heâs the best partner for you and only he can treat you properly. Doesnât even try to hide his hostility towards teammates - why would you want spending time with such a trash?
Ghiaccio
Ghiaccio is a tsundere, do I even need to explain why? Is obvious to everyone in La Squadra that heâs head over heels for Y/n, but he still aggressively denies everything if someone points that out. Heâs also very protective of you, if Formaggio or Melone or Sorbet try to flirt with you in front of Ghiaccio - theyâll get their nose bleeding soon (blue-haired gets scolded for that by Risotto often)
Blue-haired tries his best to hold all his outbursts in front of you. Even when you ask the stupidest questions, Ghiaccio would clench his fists til his knuckles turn white, grit his teeth, try doing breathing exercises - everything just to remain calm and not to get tantrum in front of you. And you guess that means really a lot
Least favorite rival: Sorbet and Gelato. Those guys (gays, lmao im sorry) donât even try to hide their interest in Y/n, pinning for you, prying your attention only to themselves. They flirt so openly with you, some of their lines and allusions make even Melone feel slightly uncomfortable, so Ghiaccio sees those almost as if two husbands were shamelessly molesting Y/n
Melone
Melone knows that at times he may be a little bit⌠too much, so he turns it down for as much as he can so his âstrangeâ tendencies wonât scare Y/n off. For the first few months purple-haired is nothing but sweet and caring, looking pretty normal, just like an average man that doesnât think of breeding and all possible kinks every two minutes of his time
Even though, he acts like a gentleman with Y/n. Carrying heavy bags for you, giving you a hand when you get up, and if youâre studying medicine heâs up to help you if you have problems with understanding something. Melone had been studying for almost four years at medical uni but got kicked out for having sex with his cogrouper right in the uni. So he may be pretty helpful if you donât get something or if youâre just interested in medicine
Least favorite rival: I canât say that he cares much about other guys from La Squadra, but if he had to pick out one itâd be Illuso. Itâs not about the way brunette tries to charm Y/n, purple-haired from every beginning didnât like this guy. All of his conceit and arrogant behavior - it all just pisses Melone off
Pesci
Pesci is so so timid with Y/n, every time you walk by him, saying hi or just smiling at him, poor boyâs heart twists into tight knots. How are you so sweet? How are you so perfect?
Despite all your friendliness green-haired is still incredibly bashful, he is simply afraid of approaching Y/n. It doesnât matter how much he likes you, Pesci just canât force himself to try and initiate a chat. Sometimes Prosciutto helps him out with that a little (even though he doesnât realize that he helps), but blonde is still careful with his actions, not letting even his precious Pesci get too close to Y/n
Least favorite rival: Formaggio. This guy is so noisy and vigorous, every time Pesci finally pulls himself together and finds the courage to approach Y/n this guy seems to appear from fucking nowhere, hogging your attention all to himself and leaving green-haired an angry blushing mess
Sorbet and Gelato
At the very beginning it feels more like you are Sorbetâs and Gelatoâs child and theyâre your parents fretting over you. They often take you with them on some trips, Gelato helps you with your school (if itâs something he knows about), Sorbet picks you up from work/school and drives you home etc
Sorbet is more of a tease, playing around with you, shamelessly flirting with Y/n, littering with not so pure compliments and comments. His touches are a little bit too long, his gazes are slightly too intense, even stupidest one would notice brunetteâs longing for Y/n. Gelato is way less intense than his husband, blonde is way easier with his words, charming you with his sweet talking and constant doting. Heâs more of a pillow that eases the expression Sorbet gives you
Sorbetâs least favorite rival: Risotto. Brunette hates how calm and well-composed Capo is, what if Y/n thinks that albino is cooler than he is? But Sorbet immediately makes a new plan in his head: if Risotto is more of a dad to Y/n, always doting on you and being so kind, Sorbetâs going to become your daddy, making you fall for him and Gelato, make you hungry for their attention
Gelatoâs least favorite rival: blonde is pretty acknowledged that everyone in La Squadra tryies to get Y/n to themselves, he sees everyone (except Sorbet ofc) as his rival. Man dislikes everyone, seeing them as his opponents, but he doesnât have a least favorite one. Yes, other members are hella pain in the ass, but blonde is pretty sure that Y/n will end up in his and Gelatoâs arms anyways, so thereâs no need to jangle his nerves
Masterlist | Smut Masterlist
#risotto nero#risotto nero x reader#prosciutto#prosciutto x reader#illuso#illuso x reader#formaggio#formaggio x reader#ghiaccio#ghiaccio x reader#melone#melone x reader#sorbet and gelato x reader#sorbet and gelato#pesci#pesci x reader#la squadra#la squadra headcanons#la squadra di esecuzione#jojoâs bizarre adventure#jojo#jjba#jojo headcanons#jojo part 5#vento aureo#jjba headcanons#vento aureo headcanons#golden wind#la squadra x reader
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An assortment of Try Guys Starters
âAlways bet on gay.â
âDo you think that youâre better than us because youâre better at showing up on time?â
âGonna peel back the layers of that beautiful onion!â
âWho do you suppose is the best at sex?â
âDo you think youâre the hottest?â
âBut theyâre always calling each other âbabyâ and talking about their âtummiesâ!â
âItâs crazy to say that in public!â
âIncredibly large lie.â
âI prefer dogs over babiesâ
âI donât have any photos of me as a child...â
âWHOOOO. LETâS GO!â
âIn conclusion: ... You get boobies in the first episode.â
âWho among us was the most difficult to travel with?â
âThe answer is you, [Name]. Youâre the worst.â
âA perfect dateâs gotta end with a little smoochy smooch.â
âThen I didnât know how to ask her to leave⌠But she needed to go.â
âI like that [Name] is spreading good in the world by being insufferably sweet.â
âWhat is that BANGING? My god!â
âI look adorable. We all agree.â
âI would have died without this blanket!â
âIâm what you would call⌠a fraud.â
âInteresting character choice...â
âThe reality is actually much more humiliating.â
âHaha- Iâm gonna cry myself to sleep tonight.â
âItâs gotta have SOME flavor, youâre really reacting.â
âThis is ridiculousâŚ.ly sexy.â
âDonât make up things! Donât start with lies!â
âCan I throw it?â
âDepression is just this nice feeling that I keep around at all times.â
âAll of this news is of great concern to me.â
âWe donât love you.â
âNo youâre not throwing the fish cake!â
âLesbians! Lesbian kookaburras!â
âSeems like a fun thing to throw!â
âAs soon as you start wearing that, seeing your nipples becomes weird.â
âHEâS A ROBOT! HEâS NOT REAL!â
âIâve never found myself revolting before. And Iâve vomited on myself.â
âIt is now my quest in life to crush all of you.â
âI saw my wife in a cage and nothing else mattered.â
â[Name] is a gangly, giant klutz.â
âI sneezed and I coughed⌠I snoughed.â
âThere is a lot of sexual tension here.â
âHe denies it, thatâs only more proof.â
âWhy was the octopus laughing?⌠Because he had ten-tickles.â
âLook at me now, MomâŚ. Everything you wanted.â
âWhatâs worse is heâs being so KIND about being so HOT!â
âDonât say âshitâ in front of the baby.â
âWait- What are the words we cannot say in front of the baby?â
âSheâs right there. Thereâs no shushing, she sees me.â
âHi, beautiful wife.â
âListen to me! PLEASE. HEED MY ADVICE!â
âLight of my life!â
âI hate working with you.â
âThat is the worst food I have ever tried in my life.â
âFuck yeah! Iâm making something for a baby!â
âWhat child is worth 100 dollars?â
âIt did work but it was super gross.â
âNone of us were involved in the making of [Name]âs child.â
âOh, you look sooooâŚâŚ. dumb.â
âYou wanted my sober consent?â
âYou stupid bitch!â
âJust be a normal person. Behave normally. This is a normal thing.â
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It Was You All Along // Dave Lizewski
requested by a lovely anon đ
Can u write dave x fem!reader where reader Always had a crush on him but he kinda ignored reader bc of Katie but then someone popular asks reader out and he gets jealous and y/n dresses up super hot and he realizes he fucked up
word count: 1809
a/n: i hope this is close enough! â¤ď¸ (i couldn't think of a different title but this one reminds me of Agatha All Along xd)
"Hey, Dave! My folks are gone for the weekend and I thought we could have an X-men watch party. Wanna come?"Â
"Sorry I can't, I'm hanging out with Katie."Â
"Again?" you ask a bit louder than intended,causing a few people to look at you in the hallway. You continue with a lower voice "Aren't you like, tired of all the lying? Like, what if she finds out that you're not actually gay, hm? Cause you know she will, eventually."Â
"Why do you care so much?!" Dave says, clearly frustrated.Â
You raise an eyebrow.Â
"Oh why would I? Maybe because we have been best friends since diapers, you stupid asshole!" you say not caring if some students hear you or not, anymore. "But you know what, you are right. I shouldn't care. Go play pretend with Katie but don't come to me, crying when you end up getting your heart broken."Â
"Don't worry, I won't." he snaps back. And you turn around and leave but not before flipping him off. You felt the angry tears rolling down your cheeks as you zigzagged between the chattering teenagers.Â
You couldnât believe how Dave could be so blind! He only had eyes for Miss Perfect. Whom by the way, is a real bitch and would go back to ignoring Dave or calling him a freak if it wasnât for his little gay act.Â
Somehow you made your way over to the restroom and locked yourself into one of the booths.
Dave couldnât even see you as a potential âlove-interestâ. Eventhough you were the one who always were there for him, you were always there when he called, running to him like a lost puppy. And he couldnât even care less. And you hate him for it. But you hate yourself more for still liking him.Â
Itâs not like you can do something about it, if you could, you would have. But thatâs not how it works, so you are just crying your guts out on the toilet trying not to think about Dave.
In all honesty, you have no idea how you made it through the day. You almost cried during biology but you caught yourself after a few lonely tears. You could feel Daveâs gaze on you but there was no way you would look at him. As soon as the last bell rang you were out of school, hurring past Tod and Marty, not being in the mood for them either.
The next day wasnât any different, you didnât hang with Dave, Tod and Marty like you normally do. You didnât sit with them at lunch, instead walked over to the only empty table you saw and placed your tray there. You mounched on your food, completely unaware of your surroundings until you hear the chair next to you being pulled out. You look up to see Matthew Greendale, resident hottie of the school sit next to you.Â
"Hey, sorry, it's not a problem if I sit here, right?" he asks. You eyed him suspiciously.Â
"No, it's fine."Â
It's fine?! You mentally scold yourself. You never even spoke to this guy, outside of literature in first year. Why would he sit next to you?Â
"I didn't want to sit with all the other "popular jocks" he answered you unspoken question while taking a bite of his canteen-hamburger. âTheyâre fun and everything but itâs nice to get away from them sometimes.â
You think of your friends who are sitting a few tables away and you canât help but agree with Matthew.
âYeah, I feel you.â you say without thinking.
âHey..We used to sit next to each other in freshman year, didnât we? Itâs y/n ,right?âÂ
You nod with a smile, honestly being surprised that he remembers you.
âYeah!â
âI havenât really seen you around a lot. But when I do you are always hanging with those comic book nerds.â
âHey! Comics are great.â
He puts his hands up in a defense.
âOh no! I didnât mean it as an insult. Some comics are good, my little brother made read one last month. It was actually great.â
âWhat comic was it?â
âOh, uhm..It was about some kind of blind dude in a devil costume.â
âDaredevil?â you ask with a giggle.
âYes, that one!â he laughs too.
The two of you continue talking until the end of lunch break. He is surprisingly fun to talk to and he even offers to walk you to your next class after lunch. You had such a good time you didnât even think about Dave, heck, you didnât even notice him literally glaring daggers into Matthew.
âWhatâs up with you, dude?â Tod asks snapping Dave out of it.Â
âYeah, Dave. What the shit is going on with you and Y/N?â Marty asks too.
Dave forrows is eyebrows. Yes, what the shit is going on with the two of you? Every since yesterday's 'fight' with you he can't stop thinking. About how he spends most, if not all of his time either with being Kick-Ass or, rather with Katie. It used to be different. He spent every second with you and he just threw you away so he could maybe get laid. And sure, Katie may be hot as fuck but she is.. Well, she is not you.Â
"We had a fight, yesterday. I.. And she was right." he explains with a grimace. "But why the fuck is that Greendale asshole is with her?"Â
"You jealous or something, dude?"Â
"Wha- Of course I am not jealous! Why would I be? You guys are nuts."Â
Jealous⌠The word rolled around in his mouth like a new flavored milkshake he never tasted before.Â
Could he be⌠Jealous? He never thought of you that way, you were always his best friend. Just that. But.. The more he thinks about it the more he can't stop that twist like feeling in his stomach.Â
That night he can't focus on crime fighting. All his thoughts are tied to you. Whether he likes it or not, memories of you keep popping up in his mind. How didn't he notice your beautiful smile before? And your laugh? It's like a beautiful melody. And⌠Gosh! When did he become such a sappy teenager? Oh and another thing.. He kept trying to think of something else, anything else like Katie for example but he doesn't care anymore!Â
Dave goes home early with a frustrated growl. The remaining hours of the night he spends with tossing and turning and daydreaming instead of sleeping.Â
(the next afternoon, Atomic Comics)Â
Dave bangs his head against the wood table once again. A tired groan leaves his lips when he hears Tod almost choking on his iced coffee.Â
"What the tunk, Tod?" Marty and Dave ask almost at the same time. The dirty blonde haired boy keeps pointing outside the huge window that they are sitting next to at Atomic Comics.Â
"Is that fucking y/n?!"Â
Now all three of them look outside the shop and see you, all dressed up nad seemingly waiting for someone.Â
"Holy fuck!" Dave whispers. He stares at you, with his mouth a gap before jumping up from the booth they were sitting at and rushing outside the store.Â
"Y/n! Y/-" he yells almost tripping on thin air.Â
"Dave?" you question, quickly turning towards him. Damn, you missed him. No! Yeah, you did⌠"What do you want?"Â
"What do I- What, can't I talk to you?"Â
"If you wanted to talk you would have in these past days!" you say. Yes, you might have missed him, but it's not like you're gonna show it. "Now, if you'll excuse me, I am waiting for my date to show up."Â
"Your.. Your what, now?!"Â
"My date"Â
"You can't go on a date!"Â
"And why is that, Lizewski?"Â
"Lizewski? Really, you're calling me by my surname? Are we in such a bad place right now?"Â
"I don't know, you tell me. Are you going to tell me what i can and can't do, hm?"Â
"I didn't mean it like that. I justâŚ"Â
"What, it's fine when you say it but when I do it with you about Katie I'm the bad friend?"Â
"No,it's just-"Â
"Sorry. Matt's here." you point to the street across the road where you saw the boy walk towards you. "I gotta go."Â
You start walking away but Dave grabs your wrist.Â
"Please, don't." he mumbles.Â
"Why not?" you snap at him but your expressions soften upon your eyes land on his saddened face.Â
"I- because I don't want you with him. O-or anyone."Â
You raise an eyebrow.Â
"What?"Â
He took a deep breath before looking around. Matt was waiting patiently by the traffic light so he could cross the road. Dave quickly began explaining.Â
"You were right. About Katie. I was such a dickhead, I am so sorry, y/n. I am sorry for ignoring you over her and and.." from the corner of his eye he sees the traffic light turn green. "Shit! I don't want you to go out with Greendale cause I.. Because I like you. Like really fucking like you. And oh my god you look so fucking hot in this outfit, not that you're not always hot but holy shit. I know we are just friends and you don't think of me that way but I ju-"
"Oh my god! Do you ever shut up?" you yell before pressing your lips to his. Dave stumbled back a little, but quickly recovered and kissed back. Your hands cupped his face and his hands grabbed your waist in response. You both tilled your heads, deepening the kiss earning loud knocking from Marty and Tod as they watched the whole scene through the window. Not that you noticed any of it. You didn't hear the passing by car honk at you nor the yells or whistles. You also did not notice Matthew walking away with a sad smile after seeing the two of you. Your touches intertwine and you're pretty sure you heard Dave moan slightly which causes you to giggle into the kiss. You both pull away gasping for air. You look down at your shoes, hoping to hide your flushed cheeks. Dave scratches his back and looks around nervously only to see his two idiotic friends making kissy faces. He lifts his middle finger for them before clearing his throat.Â
"So.. Khm.. I guess you like me too?"Â
You let out a soft chuckle.
"Yeah, I do." you say looking at him with a smile.
"That's.. Fuck. That's great." he replied genuinely happy. "Wanna get out of here?"Â
You nod and you take off. You take Dave's hand and he intertwines your fingers with a smile. Maybe he is truly a superhero. He helps people and he gets the girl of his dreams. The happy ending.Â
Dave Lizewski taglist : @sethcohenluvr @your-hispanichufflepuff
#dave lizewski x reader#Dave lizewski one shot#dave lizewski imagine#kick ass imagine#kick ass x reader#kick ass one shot#gif not mine#aaron taylor johnson#alias imagines
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yeah, all i got is this belly button lint: a happy huntresses short fic
wrote this real quick because i love thinking about the random crap fiona has in her Inventory(tm). also i just like thinking about these clowns in general, so,
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"Okay, so, what's actually in your Semblance right now?" Joanna asks one day in third year, when Fiona and May have sneaked away to Robyn's dorm to lose at cards and help edit her new batch of flyers promoting union creation in the workplace. Fiona had given a couple a look and accepted them as good enough, but May is weirdly exacting about her standards and is currently trying to convince Robyn to nudge the text headers over by ten pixels to the right. That's why, as she's sat on the floor and wrapped up in the drama of watching Robyn try and slowly fail to ignore May's insistent pleas for her to boot up her editor, Fiona's caught just a little bit off-guard by the question.
"My Semblance?" she asks, and Joanna nods all serious-like from her place on the bunk above Robyn. Joanna often looks very serious, because she suffers from what Robyn calls resting thoughtful bitch face, so sometimes it's hard to gauge how actually serious about something she really is. "I mean, it's probably a mess in there right now."
"I keep forgetting you actually use it like storage space," Robyn adds cheerfully, having now progressed onto shoving May away from her laptop computer every time she tries to creep closer. "Since most Semblances are, y'know, combat-only things or like... special occasions, I guess. And yet here you are, telling people you really don't need a bag for all your groceries!"
It is fun to flex on all the people struggling to carry like six bags to their car or their home, and Fiona preens. "Yeah, it's nice. I mostly keep things in it that I'd wanna have in an emergency, but it's been a while since I last sorted through it, so, who knows what garbage I've put in there."
"Tell me Robyn's braincell is in there too," May says imploringly, still trying to slide an arm around Robyn to get at the keyboard, but Fiona just shakes her head. She can't and won't be blamed for that particular disappearance any time soon. Instead, she rubs her hands together, scrunching up her face as she tests the edges of the Semblance. It's a funny thing, a Semblance like this--she never really has to think about it, but it's always just in reach, like this extra weight in her chest that she can totally forget about. It's strange to think about, so she often just doesn't.
"Okay," she starts, and she goes for the biggest item she can sense, which is an easy one to explain. In her hands materialises an acoustic guitar, worn and scuffed with age, and this attracts to attention of every girl in the room. "Well, this one's easy. This is my guitar, and honestly? If I ever leave it behind in the meatspace and don't pick it up on my way out the door, know that you've just seen my evil clone and you have to kill her."
Joanna blinks, and Robyn seems caught between asking about the guitar, the evil clone, and also the fact that Fiona insists on referring to the physical world as the meatspace. So, she does as Robyn does best, and settles on an expletive. "Shit! You play?"
"Been playing since I was... like seven? Something like that." Fiona shrugs, because she really can't be sure; her first vague memory of even seeing this guitar was a long time ago, her uncle telling her it used to belong to her grandmother who'd never managed to learn a damn thing on it. So, Fiona had taken up practice, if only because it was something for a little lowlands Mantellian Faunus to do during the long, cold polar nights and the endless sunshine of the midnight sun. "But, yeah, this is always on me in some form or another."
"You should've played it whilst we were on watch our last mission," May says, with a certain scowl that Fiona knows is 100% directed at their team leader, who is currently off doing... some sort of bullshit with their partner, no doubt. Gods, this team is a nightmare. "All those hours trying to stay awake so we could stare into nothing..."
"Sorry," Fiona says, and she means it. She'd intended to, but, well, she'd sort of chickened out. The echo in the mountains is kind of insane. "Next time?"
May nods, but Joanna cuts off whatever she's about to say next by waving her hands through the air like she can physically dissipate the conversation. "Okay, okay, cool, but now I gotta else you got hiding in there."
Re-compressing her guitar--and oh, is Fiona thankful that dematerialising and rematerialising it doesn't leave it out of tune--Fiona has a mental root around. "Uh, okay, so, we've got--"
In no particular order, she starts pulling things out: a pair of thick gloves for the brutal Solitas chill, an extra pair of socks (hugely understated by most, but never by Fiona), a ushanka that Robyn instantly cheers for, and a couple of jackets ranging from light windbreakers to thick furred jackets that feel like she's wearing a mattress around her ribs. Her Scroll and wallet are in there too, naturally, as are her keys and some extra ammunition, and she pulls out a load of old train tickets with a grimace. "Hm. I was meant to throw these away years ago."
"You're basically carrying around a wardrobe in there, then?" May asks in a way that'd maybe be a little teasing if she didn't look about as jealous as she sounds, but it becomes a thoughtful expression when Fiona shakes her head again.
"Bold of you to think I haven't got a whole pantry in here too," she says, and now Joanna looks very interested. "Check this out."
The first thing she pulls out is a gallon jug of clean water--endlessly fucking useful, she's found, especially when you're in some situation where you can't sit on your ass for an hour waiting for the water purification tablets to do their job--before pulling out a whole host of Atlesian MREs that she keeps around just in case shit really does hit the fan. Atlas rations are... not good, in a phrase, but she's owed them her life more than once, so, whatever.
"What dates are on those?" May quickly interrupts with a critical eye, trying to make out the printed numbers on the snow-patterned packets, and Fiona tosses her one if only to distract May's hands from trying to puzzle out Robyn's password when Robyn isn't directly paying attention.
"Things don't really degrade in my Semblance," Fiona admits. "I've tested it before on stuff with a short shelf-life, like cheese and milk, and honestly I can leave it in there for months and have it come out just as fresh as when it went in. Something to do with a sort of... internal stasis, I guess." Then, she adds, "One thing in my Semblance is a goldfish in a bowl, but he's part of a practical theory I'm running, so I can't materialise him for another fifteen years or so."
"That sounds very normal," Joanna says, and Fiona is glad she agrees as she barrels right over the inherent sarcasm.
As May agonises over finding the date, though, Fiona continues to unveil her pantry--there's plenty of snacks, like dried fruit and nuts and energy bars and chocolate, and when she reveals she carries extra for every member of her team and then some (then some in this instance being Robyn and Joanna, not that she'll admit it), Robyn looks delighted. "That's so sweet! Look at you, making sure nobody goes hungry. You're one in a million."
That's cute and very gay, but Fiona has a lot of stuff to be working through and so she keeps on going--there's a flask of coffee that, thanks to the maybe-stasis, is eternally hot, a bottle of dark Mantellian ale she keeps as, uh, moral support, and she blushes when she pulls out half an uneaten tuna sandwich. "I wondered where that went. Whoops."
May looks up from the MRE for a second, and then does a double-take as she takes in the sight of the very limp and sad-looking sandwich, made courtesy of the Atlas Academy cafeteria. "Wait! Isn't that the sandwich you accused me of stealing last month?!"
"Anyway!" Fiona says with a forced grin, quickly making it disappear back into the void where it can safely continue not existing. "I think the final thing in here is... wait."
She blinks, and suddenly in her hands are at least a hundred little booklets entitled The Pocket Guide to Communist Outreach, scattering right over the floor. Robyn yelps, and then reaches down the side of her bunk to pick them up. "Oh shit! I forgot I asked you to hold onto these! I thought we ran out, nice."
Joanna's face is in her hands, and May sighs long and hard before tossing the MRE back to Fiona with a distinctly pained expression.
"It goes out of date in a month," she notes with distaste, and Fiona just sucks it up without a word. She'll be thankful for it when they end up down a dark cave with no backup, but Fiona figures she'll sit on that one for a bit before being able to make the greatest told you so call in history. She can wait.
"So," she says, watching as May takes advantage of Robyn's momentary distraction to try and access her computer again. "I guess... do you wanna hear me play a song?"
Joanna watches as her partner leans too far over the side of the bunk, yelping as she nearly slams her head directly into the hard vinyl of the floor, and she grimaces. "Please do."
Grinning, Fiona finds her guitar again--somewhere buried, she mentally notes, beside the gallon of water but under the coats--and she slings the broad strap about her shoulders before settling it on her lap, crossing her legs tightly beneath herself before finding her place on the fretboard. After having not played since being back home, it relaxes her more than she'd ever realised it did. It helps to be surrounded by friends, though. Helps to be with family.
"I don't take requests," she adds, flatly, and Robyn laughs from her place on the floor before music fills the dorm, soft and deep and achingly familiar of a place far, far below.
But she's okay with calling this place home, too.
#is the title really a spongebob refer--#rwby#happy huntresses#fiona thyme#robyn hill#may marigold#joanna greenleaf#my writing#sorry this was in my brain for a while there sdfhjgsdfgjh#BUT ITS OUT NOW. ITS FREE.#what else would you have called this#fiona doesn't mention this but she also has emergency condoms and a literal handgun. just in case.#JUST IN CASE...
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Old Guard hc #67
Prompt number: 26 - âHow about you trust me for once?â
Fandom: The Old Guard
Rating: PG-13
Warnings/Tags: Crack
Summary: Nile takes them to Pride.Â
AN: For @spookyvoidangelskeleton, thank you for always liking and reblogging my stuff. This is definitely more cracky than normal, so heads up.
âWeâre going to go somewhere fun,â Nile promises, taking a left at the light. She read online that there was a good parking garage a couple of blocks away from the parade and that the walk was totally worth the price. Even though her eyes are on the road, she can feel them trading glances behind her back. âHow about you guys trust me for once?â
âThe last time we trusted you, we got banned,â Joe reminds her, and okay, thatâs fair. But in her defense, she didnât think Nicky would actually punch the guy!
âWait-what?â Quynh asks, sticking her head in the middle. âWhere did you guys get banned from?â
Nile pushes her head back. âPut your seatbelt on. Weâre going to get pulled over, and Iâm sure as hell not paying for that ticket,â Nile says, and oh god, sheâs turning into her mother.
âYou guys got banned from somewhere in the seven months I was exiled?â Booker asks.
âTechnically, only Nicky is banned,â Joe says, turning around to grin at his husband. âHe was my hero.â
âYes, a true hero,â Andy sarcastically drawls, dodging Joeâs swat. He hits Booker instead and gets a very offended âhey!â in response.
Quynh sticks her head back in the middle, and Nile sighs. If they crash, Quynhâs just going to have to suck it up and deal with the pain of healing. âI understand how you feel now. I donât like it.â
âHow I feel?â
âYes, being out of the loop. Very annoying.â
Nile huffs, a wry smile stretching her lips. âWelcome to Initiation, it lasts a good fifty years.â Nile doesnât have to turn around to know Quynh is scrunching her face up, the one that tells the world just how displeased she is.
âIs no one going to tell us where you guys are banned from?â Booker loudly asks, interrupting the intense bickering match between Andy and Joe.
âNo!â Andy and Joe shout as one before resuming their little love spat.
Nile briefly makes eye contact with Nicky through the rearview mirror. He looks far too amused with everything going on. âSorry, Quynh and Booker. You must be a level 8 to unlock the list of places weâre banned from,â Nile says, grinning ear to ear. âOw! No pinching the driver, Quynh!â
âThe driver was being a bitch and deserved it.â
Never let it be said that Quynh was a slow learner. That woman picked up curse words faster than a cheetah on speed.
It takes ten more minutes to pull into the garage. Itâs the ten most painful minutes Nile has ever lived through. She almost turns the car around, but that would mean another fifty minutes, and sheâs not strong enough for that.
âOh! Is there some festival going on?â Joe asks as a gaggle of people walk past their car. Theyâre all in bright shirts that have a rainbow on them, and theyâre carrying several signs as well. âI forget what itâs called, but itâs for gay people.â
Nile pulls into a spot. âPride Parade,â Nile answers.
âYeah! We should go after we get banned from wherever weâre going!â Suggest a haunted house once, get banned, and no one will let go of it. How was she supposed to know that Nickyâs reaction to Joe screaming would be to turn feral?
Nile turns the car off and looks at her passengers. âSurprise! Weâre going to Pride!â She looks at Nicky. âPlease donât get us banned. I donât know how that would even happen, but please donât get us banned.â
Nicky smiles. âI can make no promises, but I will try hard not to.â Thatâs good enough for Nile!
âWeâre not appropriately dressed,â Quynh says, watching as another group passed their car. âWe need more colors.â
Nile scoffs. âI prepared, honey. Everything is in the trunk.â
By the time they get to the parade, itâs just starting. There are more than a hundred thousand people lined up on the streets, all buzzing with infectious energy, cheering on the people in the middle.
âDykes on Bikes?â Quyhn asks, pointing to a group of women riding motorcycles. âAre there Dykes on Horses?â
Andy wraps an arm around Quynhâs waist. âPeople these days donât value horses.â
âTheyâre wrong. But, okay.â Everyone but Nile nods in agreement.
Before this can turn into another horses-are-great rant, Nile gets their attention with a wave of her hand. âLetâs get drinks, and then we can enjoy the parade.â
âIâll go with you. They can stay here,â Booker says, sidestepping around Joe. âThey donât get to see this very often.â
âCool, any requests?â
âSomething sweet,â Joe says.
Darn, she canât bring a bottle of tequila back. What are they going to drink now?
âColorful,â Nicky adds.
âAnything is fine,â Andy says, and Quynh nods.
âAlright, I can do sweet and colorful. You guys stay here; come on, Book.â
They find a frozen daiquiri bar towards the middle. Itâs absolutely swamped. The ten frazzled employees are dashing around like headless chickens to fill cup after cup as fast as they can. Of course, Nile and Booker choose this one.
âHi, what can I get you?â The cashier asks once theyâre at the front.
âSix monster yards pride drinks,â Booker orders, handing over his card.
âThatâll be $134.86, thank you. Can I say, itâs very nice of you to support your daughter.â
Nile stares at the guy and then promptly bursts into laughter. Oh my god. This is definitely the best day sheâs had in years. Booker is looking at the cashier like he lost his damned mind.
âI-Iâm sorry, I just thought-Iâll get your drink,â the cashier says, cheeks a bright red.
âI donât look that old,â Booker touches his face, lingering on the wrinkles on his forehead. âDo I?â
âYou are old!â Nile reminds him, swatting his hand away from his face.
âYour drinks,â the cashier says, putting them all on the counter. âThank you for stopping by, and Iâm sorry again for the rude comment.â
Nile waves him off and picks up three drinks. âThanks! Now, come on, Dad.â
The otherâs eyes widen when they see them with their drinks. Itâs understandable, the cups were only 48 oz, but instead of building the cups wider, they went taller.
âThey didnât have anything bigger?â Nicky asks, relieving Nile of two of the drinks. He hands one to Joe.
âThey were all out of kegs,â Nile responds. âHope it meets your colorful criteria.â
Nicky looks down at his bright, rainbow-themed drink and his lips quirk up at the corners. âI think this will do.â
âThese are amazing!â Quynh exclaims, taking another sip of her drink. Almost half of it is gone already. âYou gotta get more!â
âWow,â Andy says once she swallows her first sip. âThese are good.â
âNicky and I will get the next round,â Joe pipes up, and holy crap. There are only a couple more sips left in his cup.
Have these people never drank a frozen daiquiri before? Or a spiked slushy?
âThatâs fine by me,â Booker says, glaring at his drink.
âWhat happened to you?â Joe asks.
âHeâs upset that the cashier thought he was my dad,â Nile answers.
Joe laughs with delight, letting Booker shove him. âNicky and I are definitely going back then. Have to support local businesses, you know?â
They have a great time. Nile doesnât think sheâs ever seen them all so loose in a public setting before. Joeâs tucked neatly under Nickyâs arm, tangling his fingers with the hand heâs currently under. Andy is standing behind Quynh, both arms wrapped around her neck, chin hooked on her shoulder.
Booker and her end up going back to get the second round. The third too. Nile taps out after that, she has to drive, and she hasnât exactly been testing her alcohol metabolism rate.
As theyâre leaving, Quynh lets out a shriek and runs across the street. Several heads turn her way, and they all watch as Quynh skids to a halt in front of an animal shelter tent.
âA dog!â Joe excitedly says, jogging over to join Quynh.
âDios,â Nicky mutters, stalking after his husband.
âWeâre getting a dog,â Booker sighs and finishes the last of his drink. âThereâs going to be shit everywhere.â
âYou donât think Nicky is enough?â Nile asks.
âNo,â Andy answers, crossing her arms. âHeâs going to fold.â
Nile turns to look at her. âWhy arenât you getting your wife?â
âSheâs more than that.â Nile rolls her eyes. âBut if I go over, weâre getting more than one dog.â
âYou like dogs?â
âShe likes pussy,â Booker says and laughs when Andy smacks his arm. âI hope they donât get a puppy.â
âGod, those things yap,â Andy takes another sip of her drink. âThey better not get a small dog.â
Nile looks across the street. As Andy said, Nicky has definitely lost the argument. Theyâre all petting the puppies, and man, Nile really hopes she doesnât get a million dollars. How awful that would be.
Five minutes later, Quynh and Joe come skipping back, a puppy in each of their arms. Nicky is carrying some papers as well as two leashes.
Quynh holds the puppy out to them. âThis is Max, and thatâs Ollie! Theyâre Australian Shepherds!â
Nile pets Max; sheâs not a monster and looks up at Nicky. âYouâre weak.â
Nicky sighs. âI know.â
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Mondo Oowada x an effeminate male S/O
Request: Oml heyyy may I request a Mondo x male! S/O (imagine or headcanons i don't really know the difference dkfjlds) where the s/o is very feminine and tries to get Mondo to do feminine things? Painting nails, etc.
Of course! This was gonna be a head canon post but I just kept writing so I turned it into an imagine. The bullet points were getting too long LMAO, but it does include some personal headcanons throughout. And thank you for giving me my first ever request! Means the world to me! - Mod Kokichi
Imagine below the keep reading cut! SFW and no spoilers included~
   Your first day at Hopeâs Peak Academy as the Ultimate Tailor, you got teased a bit. It was inevitable. You were the new transfer student, fresh meat to pick on, and you were a dude in a skirt, a doubly enticing threat to bullies. Immature high-schoolers were always going to whisper and glare at the ones willing to step outside the norm.
   On one of your first days there, during a particularly ruthless bullying session, the schoolâs hall monitor and student council president, Kiyotaka Ishimaru, stepped in after noticing the noise, breaking up the situation by standing between you and your oppressors.
   âBullying is not supported in this progressive and nurturing school environment!â Takaâs loud and volatile personality always made quick work of the schoolâs trouble-makers. He spun quickly around to you, inviting you to spend lunch at his table for your trouble.
   You hesitantly agreed, but were glad you did in the end. That day, you met Takaâs best friend, Mondo Owada, a toothpick between his teeth and his feet kicked up onto the lunch table as he fixed his perfectly styled hair.
   You immediately found him extremely attractive: the sharp jaw, the bit of chest hanging out the top of his tank top. Quickly, you fell into their little friend group full of excitable and extroverted men. There were random stragglers to your lunch table on certain days, with Akane and Shuichi tagging along occasionally, but the main staples that ate with you every single day were Fuyuhiko, Mondo, Taka, Kaito, and Nekomaru, subconsciously scaring away anyone who wanted to start shit.
   You werenât nearly as close to the rest of them as you were with Mondo, however. You often found yourself leaning against his chair, sharing your packed lunch with him, entranced when he laughed.
  He found himself always hanging out with you, shootinâ the breeze, smoking up on the roof after classes, putting his hand around your shoulder when you told a joke that made him and Taka crack up at lunch. He kept many secrets of yours, and promised to take them to his grave.
   When you came out to him as someone who likes men, he stuttered his response a little, but pulled it together.
   âIt takes a real man to admit what his heartâs feelinâ, S/O, you can be sure your secretâs safe with me until youâre ready to tell everyone else.â Feeling the atmosphere become awkward out there alone on the rooftop, he quickly changed the subject âSo, Ultimate Tailor, huh? Shitâs pretty sick. Seen some of your clothing designs out in the art wingâs showcase. Donât tailors just tighten up and fix a personâs clothes, though?â You smiled at his interest in your field.
   âUh, yeah, normally I think they take in and size up clothes, b-but,â you put a hand to the back of your neck, nervous with his complete attention on you, â I think some make designs from scratch, I have always loved making my own clothes. Maybe I should just be the Ultimate Fashionista instead of EnoshimaâŚâ you giggled, feigning envy humorously. Mondo smirked.
  âYeah, maybe you should. You gotta design me a new coat sometime. This oneâs seen better days.â You both looked at the dirt caked at the bottom of his coat, permanent stains throughout, and loose threads hanging in random places.
   âF-for sure!â You grinned.
   Your days returned to normal, lunch together and group hangouts after school, but something was different...to Mondo at least. He had to admit, to himself only of course, that he felt a little jealous of you. You could just come out and tell him who you are inside. He could never be that open. He usually was the one keeping secrets, not expressing them. But then, he caught himself. Why should he feel jealous...he was a simple guy, he didnât even have any secrets or desires to share, even with who would listen. He brushed it off as just his normal hot-headed mindset, and packed up his stuff in his bag for the day.
   But the next few days, his eyes would linger on you even more, and he would become uncomfortable, his insides warm, his head clouded with that same envy tugging at his heart strings. In the hallway after last period, he kicked his locker, frustrated at this knot in his head and mind. What the fuck is up with him. Then it clickedâŚ
   âIt takes a real man to admit what his heartâs feelinâ.â
   The next day, he pulled you out to the rooftop, his cheeks red and his heart beating wildly. You waited patiently, sitting down, figuring you were just in for another hang out session like usual, and pulled out your homework from third period, until he began to speak.
   âL-look man, I have been thinkinâ, ever since you told me youâre into dudesâŚâ
   Oh no...your head dropped expectantly. You felt like this was bound to come eventually, no matter what. He was this macho dude and hung around you all the time. It must be bothering him, ruining his rep-
   âThat shit takes heart, like I said before, and I owe you my truth too, r-right, since you trusted me with yours?â He startled you, looking for validation. Mondo only stuttered when he was pissed and screaming, but he looked nervous now, a look of begging to be understood that you empathized with all too well.
   âIâŚâ he looked out over the roof. Stop being a little bitch, Mondo, he seethed internally. âFuck, I donât know, man. I like you? I want us to be more than just friends. I mean, youâre cool as my bro, butâŚâ He didnât expect you to reach out and take his hand hesitantly, his cheeks flushing. You didnât want his evident struggle to drag out until he blew a fuse.
   âI think that sounds âsickâ â you mused, taking up one of his favorite sayings. He nodded, a arm around your shoulder, unable to look you in the eyes. But he felt a wave of peace run over him.
   Your close friends immediately picked up on this new relationship, seeing you lean on Mondo a little harder at lunch, Mondoâs blush as he rested his hand on yours over the table. Nekomaru slapped your shoulder loudly that first day as a new couple, almost shattering the bone there. He laughed, saying he couldnât wait for you two to just finally admitted your feelings. A team works smoother when everyone is on the same page, after all.
   Weeks passed, and inside school, there was little issue. Itâs the 21st century. Most were accepting of your obvious relationship. Those bigots who werenât didnât try anything. No stupid ass student was picking on a dude with Mondo, Taka, Fuyuhiko, Kaito and Nekomaru at his back.
   The problems started to arise when Mondo took you on rides on his bike, to his gangâs HQ or stomping grounds in general. That was the outside world, not an institution of modern and formal learning like Hopeâs Peak. Japan itself was a little behind western society in terms of LGBT acceptance, and like the rest of the world, had a long ways to go.
   With Mondo being the leader of a biker gang, a setting known for violence, masculinity, grit, toughness, and a yakuza-like brotherhood of men, it just wasnât an environment most conducive to openly gay relationships, but no one in the gang dared to call out Mondo, knowing how hot-headed he is and ultimately respecting him as their leader. They owed him unconditional loyalty.
   That was, until one day, a rather cheeky second-in-command saw you filing your nails, sitting in Mondoâs lap on a couch at HQ, and decided heâd had enough. He confronted you both in front of everyone, all eyes on you, making you shrink back into Mondoâs chest.
   âEh, boss. If youâre gonna have a dude in a fucking dress doinâ his nails and twirling like a princess on your dick, why not just date a chick? This is gettinâ a little embarassin.â He spoke angrily. Mondo was taken aback, not used to being challenged by his men, obviously the alpha of his pack. He paused, struggling to find a response.
   âWhatâs the fuckinâ issue?! Like most of you idiots arenât so close that you might as well be tugginâ each otherâs dicks anyway!â He spat defensively, refusing to take back talk from a subordinate. He looked down to your shaking form in his lap, seeing that you were obviously disappointed with his response and looked up at him with a bit of anger, tears at the corner of your eyes.
Why was he defending his rep, and attacking the man back? He should be defending the relationship, and pushing forward acceptance. It made you feel like he wasnât proud of you, ashamed of what you two had become.
   He saw this in your eyes and hated himself, changing his stance quickly. He scooped you up from under your thighs from his lap and set you on the couch beside him. He stood, stepping up to the out-of-line gang member, chest out, looking down on him with malice.
   âMaybe youâve forgotten your place, yeah? You forget whoâs in charge? Iâm involved with S/O, heâs with me, so heâs part of the gang. Youâre gonna accept that, or thereâs gonna be trouble to deal with, got me? What, you such a pussy that you canât accept shit if it ainât what you expect it to be?!â The second-in command cowered, breaking eye contact with Mondo, and the rest of the onlooking members returning to what they were doing. âNow, we got any other issues?â
   When Mondo drove you home on his bike hours later, you sat behind him as always, but squeezed onto his waist a little tighter than usual, and his heart beat proudly, knowing for once he was sure he did the right thing. You two rode silently, you pecking his cheek before slipping inside your house. He walked back to his bike, blushing like mad, and you two texted all night.
   The very next week, Mondo was over at your house for the first time, doing homework in your room. Well, thatâs what you were supposed to be doing. Mondo wasnât exactly the model student, much the the chagrin of his best friend Taka, and you just werenât in the mood. And so you sat, him eating some chips from your pantry, watching you paint your nails on your bed, a towel to catch loose drips under your flattened out palm. You looked up to him, smiling at having his full attention on you as per usual when you were alone..
   âWant me to paint yours next?â It just slipped out. You didnât really mean it. A guy like Mondo wouldnât want that, surely, but you figured it wouldnât harm to tease him. To your surprise, he responded rather quickly.
   âI seen Kaito walkinâ around this week with that shit on his nails. Maki apparently forced him to after he lost a bet to her. Didnât look that bad, actually. Kinda looked sick with his jacket, all purple and shit,â he paused to think, â fuck it, sure. But no pastel shit, yeah?â Your heart leapt with excitement. Thereâs no way you expected him to answer in a positive manner, but in this relationship, you quickly learned that you often underestimated Mondo, and let his macho-biker-gang persona leave you biased. You didnât want people judging you by your sexuality or the eyeliner you wore, and suddenly felt hypocritical for ever pre-judging your big motorcylce-head of a boyfriend.
   Mondo held his hands out after you finished, observing the slick coat of black polish that covered his once grisly and battered nails. Yes, you had to manicure them real quick to even get the polish to stick. They had dirt under them and the cuticles were disgusting.
   âHell yeah.â he simply spoke, smirking before pulling you in to lean on him as you finally pulled out your homework.
   Weeks turned into months, and soon Mondo was watching you get your ears pierced again in a new place, then sitting in the chair to get his done. He took you, in turn, to get âink that matched your bitchinâ sense of styleâ as he put it. The tattoo didnât hurt as much as you thought it would, and certainly inspired you to design clothes that showed it off and accentuated it.
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hey i just wanna say the long posts genuinely make my day. also can you talk more about gordon freeman character because the way you write him makes me quake in my gay little boots
i would love to talk about gordon freeman. thank u for the opportunity
the first thing i need to communicate about gordon is that this dude sucks. and i say this in the fondest way possible. he is a bitch from the moment he drops into the world until the moment he goes out. if you dont believe me, give it another watch! gordons mouthy and rude for no real reason, at least so far as âbeing a regular dude on his way into workâ goes, and this dude goes around calling his coworkers names with zero provocation. (of course, we all know that the reason is because its a funny guy improv stream that borrows a bit from freemans mind, but im talkin from a character sense.)
but my argument isnt just that gordon freeman sucks. its that he sucks in a very specific way that i find insanely endearing. i love this dude. i love to hate him. hes awful in a very mundane sense - weve all known a guy like this, at least if youve spent too much time online - and its cathartic to watch him suffer because of it.
gordons a smart guy. as written, hes gotta be - hes a recent MIT grad, on his way to work at a top-secret research facility to do weird shit with crystals and theoretical physics. but the thing about smart guys is that theyre often......selectively intelligent. we can see this in the way that he has a hard time navigating his surroundings, and needs the science crew to guide him through it and keep him alive.
this is one of those things that is a natural consequence of somebody going through the game for the first time, but that i am interpreting as âgordon is kind of stupid sometimesâ. its uncharitable but its not like he doesnt deserve it. he likes to boss around the crew as if he knows what hes doing, when he often very much does not, and is fond of demeaning their intelligence. hes real bad about this with tommy in particular, treating him like hes a kid whos playing at being a scientist when tommy is actually a decade older than him. all i am saying is that gordon ought to stay humble. hes awful cocky when he perceives himself as better than others.
which, i think, tracks with how cocky he gets when he gives up on the whole âwell-meaning citizenâ thing and just unloads bullets into people. he puts up a front of being a Nice Guy, you know, just some dude caught in a bad situation who doesnt like seeing his companions obliterate every NPC they come across, but that doesnt stop him from cackling like a fucking madman and mowing down aliens (and soldiers) every once in awhile. when he stops seeing himself as helpless and starts seeing himself as the one in control, the gloves come off. he gets mean. and i think thats very sexy of him
this, among other things, is why i am insistent that gordon freeman is a control freak. he desperately wants to be in control of the situation at all times, shepherding around the science crew primarily by bitching at them, but its of limited success. its futile. sisyphean. tommy, coomer, bubby, and benrey exist almost to torment him with exactly the thing that would make him suffer the most: a gaggle of people running around causing problems for him, but he cant go anywhere without them b/c hes reliant on them to make it out alive.
its perpetual suffering, and its cathartic to watch. and funny, too. and if youre a little weirdo like me, its very, very enjoyable. how twisted up he gets when nobodys listening to him! how sweaty and frazzled he must look. its cute, and it also makes me want to reach through the screen and shake him and tell him to just be a little nicer. he wants control but he doesnt know how to attain it, he doesnt know how to play nice like a real leader. i think its a neat contrast to gordon freeman as we know him in HL2, where he literally is the leader of the resistance and has to live up to it. this is gordon freeman but if he was moe through helplessness.
âhelplessâ is, i think, a great way to describe him. a core bit of imagery in half life is this sense of railroadedness and helplessness, with gordon freeman being put into play like a chess piece and having no choice but to move forward. and this iteration of gordon leans into that by being totally dependent on the science crew in order to make progress and Not Die. and hes also subject to the whims of benrey, local eldritch weirdo who has basically made it his life mission to fuck with gordon.
gordons anxieties dont help with that. if he wasnt so fun to stress out and fuck with, the science crew probably wouldnt do it so much! too bad for him that they like fucking with him so much that he was driven into a panic attack (multiple times, even, depending on your interpretation). hes got that real neurotic mindset. always worrying about shit that could go wrong, and attempting to exert control over his surroundings in an effort to control the anxiety.
IMO the real way to nail the Neurotic Gordon Freeman Experience is to combine the ever-present anxiety with his pervasive sense of self-loathing. he openly states that he has no friends and nobody seems to like him, and to that, i really gotta say, i wonder why. he doesnt really seem to factor in that hes kind of a bitch, and has way too high an estimation of his own intelligence relative to everybody elses. its really one of the worst ways to be: aware that people dont like you, but unaware of exactly why. if he was like, 10% nicer, he probably wouldnt have had half as many issues getting through black mesa, but also, its funny to see him squawking his way through the game. so, you know.
its stuff like that that makes me headcanon him as a dude with low self-esteem in general. convinced that hes not likable, not attractive, out of his element......impostor syndrome, except that theres some truth to it. this is a guy who truly does not realize how good he has it: he really is just an average shitty dude, and yet, somehow, benrey took a shine to him. some poor motherfucker out there actually likes him and wants to suck his dick. thats dedication
also, i keep bringing up ârepressionâ when i talk about gordon. and hopefully, what ive been talking about helps explain why. he has a strong desire to be a regular dude, not just murdering his way through black mesa, but if hes pushed hard enough he leans into it. gets bossy. picks up a cigar off a dead soldier and takes a long drag, before smacking forzen around with a pistol and ordering him around. gordon freeman is a regular, kind of anxious guy who likes competitive swimming and streaming on justin.tv and making anime references, and he is also a guy who takes a filthy pleasure in making a trained soldier his bitch. and i didnt make up any of this shit - this is purestrain canon, baby. this is a guy with problems
to me, this screams the kind of guy who represses a lot of shit b/c he doesnt feel like its morally decent. you run into this guy a lot online: the wokeboy, the online leftist, the guy who spends too much time on social media websites. (like reddit. i think he would actively use reddit and he would never get any appreciable amount of karma but he never stops posting. its sisyphean! cathartic.) from the way he talks about âbootboysâ, i think it tracks. he knows about imperialism, he knows about feminism, but at the end of the day hes your average american white dude who struggles with internalizing it.
a lot of those dudes struggle with sex and gender issues. (dont we all.) when youre trying to be a Good Person(tm), you spend a lot of time thinking about your own relationship to sex and kink and all that shit. and i maintain that a too-online dude who buries a lot of his control freak tendencies would also try to bury a lot of weird sexual shit in an attempt to seem Normal and Well-Adjusted and not like a little freak. i justify this by the sheer number of times gordon blurts out weird sex shit as a joke. there are only two outcomes to making that many piss jokes: either youre secretly a piss guy, or you lathe-of-heaven yourself into becoming one. i will stand by this
ive talked a lot about why this dude sucks. now, let me talk to you about what makes gordon so much fun to write. first things first: hes funny! a subjective evaluation, yeah, but both in- and out-of-character, hes aiming to be funny. and being the straight man to everybody else plays into that whole âhelplessnessâ thing.
secondly: underneath it all, there is a good dude under there. gordon worries when his companions get hurt, he tries to clean them off and patch them up, and hes got his lil leftist heart in the right place. you could even read a lot of his bossy, bitchy demeanor as him wanting to make sure everyone gets out okay and doesnt hurt themselves. when it comes to animals and anti-imperialist sentiment, gordons a pretty good guy.
hes the kind of guy who would probably see a dog on the street and get excited and play with it, but would get really prickly about the correct way to put dishes in the dishwasher. control freak tendencies.
finally, subjecting such a miserable, tormented guy to even more psychological anguish is really, really fun. you feel a little bad for him, but he kind of deserves it. so many problems he goes through are purely of his own making, and if gordon would just relax and quit trying to hard to maintain control - of himself, of the people around him - and own up to having Problems and Issues, he would be a happier guy. but thats why its fun to bend him until he breaks. being a little control freak myself, putting gordon freeman thru psychosexual torment is cathartic.
when it comes to writing his thought processes, the fact that he is canonically some kind of psychotic (yes, i am boldly claiming this. suck me) and i am also canonically some kind of psychotic makes it easier to write what i think his thought processes are. i just give him my brain issues of âgetting lost in thoughtâ and âoverthinking fucking everythingâ. a touch of paranoia helps. even if i dont explicitly label him as schizophrenic please know that i am writing him as a paranoid little nutcase at all times because, uh, you write what you know.
paranoid. anxious. of the mindset that everyones out to get him (which isnt helpful when everyone is out to get him). repressed and deeply Not Normal but trying so very fucking hard to be normal and well-adjusted. a control freak with sadistic tendencies who also really, really likes getting bullied by his best frenemy. a hapless little nerd who sounds really cute when his voice starts to break from nerves. and, most importantly, a dumb jock. do not ever forget this.
thats gordon freeman, babey. hope that helps
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The Destiel Folder: Season 6
[Season 4; Season 5] Man, this season... an emotional rollercoaster
Episode 3:
Cas admits he and Dean "share a more profound bond." (15:35) uuuhmm okay
"You think I came because you called?" (16:31) cut to "I always come when you call" later on in E21
"When a claim is laid on a living sould, it leaves a mark, a brand." ... like a handprint maybe? (22:33) Cas basically called dibs on Dean and admits it
Dean, I get it, Cas looks hot when he fights, but you don't have to look at him like this (24:42)
The amount of eye-fucking in this scene (25:56) almost 30 seconds (of Dean checking out Cas) of Old married coupleTM moments. Dean is worried about Cas dying again by the hands of an archangel. He just got attacked and wants to go out. But Cas has to go save the universe from a holy war. Basically a wife asking her soldier husband not to leave for the war.
[(26:28-26:30) Dean was totally looking at the BOOTY]
NOW FOR THE JUICY STUFF: Cas and Balthazar obviously had a history. More than brothers or war buddies. We could parallel them to Dean and Lisa: both old flames coming back after a long time and all.
Also, Balthazar can sense something is going on between Cas and Dean. It's so clear he can (35:26). ICWAW, we would assume Balthazar was an ex, getting jealous over Cas' new love interest
Episode 6:
"You asked me to be here, and I came", OH what about the whole 'I don't come because you call' thing? (13:40)
How domestic is this moment. Cas pouring Dean a drink, trying to comfort him (14:03). He hates seeing Dean like this, and hates even more the fact he can't do anything about it
Cas knows Dean is hurt enough already, and doesn't want to get him involved with a war that's not his to fight (14:20), but still wants to help
Episode 7:
Second time Cas starts stripping in front of Dean and he just stares (2:32)
Look, all I'm saying is... they really don't have to stand THAT CLOSE to each other (4:07)
Episode 9:
[Not a destiel moment but Dean struggling to say the words "gay guy" is too fucking funny to me (33:45)]
Episode 10:
Dean, will you not check out the angel in front of your brother, please? (11:54)
Dean is visibly uncomfortable at Cas watching porn practically NEXT to him, and having a BONER practically next to him. Understandable, but still... kinda gay (15:58) Look at Dean's face, my God (16:07)
[I'm screaming Dean looks like he's wondering what it'd be like to kiss Cas (25:29)]
"CAS?!" (26:23) the way Dean gets progressively more worried about Cas fading/being taken away and shit, kills me
[Cas is so fucking confused as to why Dean would suggest he'd let him have an hour alone with Meg (39:25), either that or he's embarrassed he might've actually wanted to. Meg and Castiel were cute together]
"If there's anything we can do-" "There isn't. I wish circumstances were different. *stares at Dean with puppy eyes* Much of the time, I'd rather be here." (39:46)
Also, Dean stares at Cas for 15 seconds, but averts his eyes when saying "We're your friends"? (40:01) Denial? Something's off. ICWAW, this would indicate tension, unspoken feelings
Just... the way Dean looks at Cas, and when he flies away (40:17) HIS EYES
Episode 11:
Balth jokingly calls Cas Sam's 'boyfriend', and Sam reacts normally, letting it fly over his head. When later in episode 17, Balth calls Cas "the angel in the dirty trench coat who's in love with you", Dean gets pissy. Just like later in 10x5. Touchy much? (13:48)
Balth admits he doesn't like Dean, and that "screwing him would delight me", but calls the one brother who threatened to crisp his wings, a "capable young man" (14:46). Jealous much? ICWAW we would read some sort of romantic rivalry between those two.
Episode 14:
This face... where have I seen this face before?
Oh yes, here
Dean looks at Lisa, the so called "love of his life", the same way he looks at Cas. Fuck my life
Episode 15:
"Cas" (Misha) starts stripping and Dean... stares... again (9:23)
"Well, Cas... now that you have your sword, try not to die by it." (39:53) Is it a saying? Or a reference to Dean being Michael's Sword? As in "He is gonna be the death of you"? And Balth looks at Cas THAT WAY?! (40:01) You can't tell me there was nothing between these two. Kill me now
Fucking stop being an old bitching married coupleTM already (40:25) you are hurting me
Episode 17:
Balth 'jokes' about Cas being in love with Dean (18:48) ICWAW we would read this as an ex being petty about the new love interest and teasing said love interest about it
Wow, jealous much, Dean? Again, ICWAW, this would totally be seen as jealousy for your crush's ex (27:30). And Dean, you're staring at Cas' lips again (27:37)
[Sam: "So, you killed 50,000 people for us?" Cas: *looks at Dean* "... No, I didn't... They were never born." (37:49) This is so stupid, but... sure, Cas... sure. That's what you ment.]
Cas makes a small speech about fighting for freedom, choosing your fate and all, while looking at Dean (38:55). OKAY SUBTEXT!!!
[As soon as Dean mentions boobs, Cas is gone (39:36) LOL]
Episode 19:
"It's not like Cas lives in my ass. The dude's busy. [...] Cas, get out of my ass!!!" "I was never in... your-" (4:28) and then they stare... Were you having unholy thoughts guys?
"Without your power you're basically just a baby in a trench coat" #MARRIED (10:38), "My friend is very sick." "I have a, uh... painful burning sensation." OH COME ON!!! (11:22)
"You know who whines? Babies. *pats Castiel*" (14:28) I'm sorry, pats him wHERE??!!
Dean saves Cas again (19:38)
The way Cas says "Dean, Dean!" (23:09)... I'm so fucking weak, and look at those EYES! (23:41) kill me now
"The kid... The little kid, he's one of them." "... Unbelievable." "Yeah, I know, Cas. You told me, all right?" (37:48) #MARRIED
Sam and Bobby immediately think Cas might be betraying them (39:31), while Dean won't even immagine the possibility. "This is Cas we're talking about!" (39:52)
Episode 20:
Even tho Dean can sense something is off with Cas, he won't bring himself to admit it. And the eye-car-sex. That. (4:44-4:53)
"You're distracted. [...] Is that all you're holding, huh? See... the stench of that Impala's all over your overcoat, angel." (6:20) this has such sexual undertones. ICWAW, it would be MENT as having sexual undertones. Also Crowley ships it
Dean protects Cas even tho clear evidence is there, and even feels bad about lying to him (12:06). And Cas feels oh so bad about Dean trying to be loyal to him, even when he was starting to suspect (13:18)
Dean still refuses to acknowledge the possibility of Cas' betrayal (19:56). His speech about Cas... I'm weak. "He broke ranks, gone to the mat, cut and bleeding for us, so many frigging times. This is Cas!" (20:10). ICWAW, this would be read as Dean having feelings for Cas, and as those feelings were getting in the way of his best judgment
Cas goes against the King of Hell to save the boys... but Dean first (21:48), and Dean defendes him against Bobby and Sam, apologizing for doubting about him. Cas hates having to break their trust
The look on Dean's face as he realizes Cas had been lying the whole time... BROKEN (23:35-23:49)
Cas doesn't want Dean to have to sacrifice more than he already had for him (25:19), and when Crowley shows up, Cas' first instinct is to look back at Dean protectively (25:30), and does that again before following Crowley (26:17)
Cas wants Dean to be happy, stay retired, even tho he was so longingly looking at him moments earlier (29:09)
"You gotta look at me, man. [...] Look me in the eye and tell me you're not working with Crowley." (32:38) the absolute desperation in both Dean and Cas, how HURT they look. THEIR EYES! Dean looks devastated
"I did it to protect you, I did it to protect all of you!" (33:09) one of the many "you, all of you" no-homo saves Cas pulls while talking to/about Dean
"I had no choice!" "No, you had a choice... You just made the wrong one." (34:21) how fucking hurt Dean looks. "Where were you when I needed to hear it?" THE EYES
"I was there... Where were you? *flashback to Cas looking back at Dean*" I'M DEAD
"It's not too late. Damn it, Cas. We can fix this!" "Run. You have to run, now. RUN!" (35:33) and they do, but Dean looks back at Cas, and the way they look at each other... STOP (35:47-35:52) ICWAW, this whole scene would seem like someone trying to save their loved one, and OH boy, that stare exchange would seem either a silent confession or a reminder of their feelings for the other
Cas visits Dean in the night, even tho they clearly don't trust him and don't want him there, and Dean leaves it be (38:06), and even apologizes for having to angel-proof the house against him
#MARRIED (38:28), "I'm doing this for you, Dean. I'm doing this because of you." (38:35) ICWAW... do I even need to point this out?
"Next to Sam, you and Bobby are the closest thing I have to family..." the look on Cas' face as Dean says this (39:15) "... that you are like a brother to me." did Cas' eyes just get more glossy? Poor baby. Also, ICWAW, by the way they interact, this statement would feel wrong on so many levels
"You're just a man. I'm an angel." ... why does it feel like Cas is telling that to himself more than to Dean? (39:43) "I'm sorry, Dean." (39:55) Kill me
Cas questions his decisions, asks God for guidance, the moment he understood he hurt Dean. He doesn't want to hurt Dean, but will do what he has to do to if it means he will be safe
Episode 21:
[Not a destiel moment, but "fragile masculinity" much, Dean? (4:20) "I was too busy having sex with women." (why do you feel the need to specify 'women'?)]
This Dean-Balth bickering has such current-former love interest fight vibes (8:52). Come on, ICWAW, this would totally be the case
Here's another Cas/Lisa parallel: how Dean acts here, looking for Ben and Lisa (13:11), and how he acts in S8 while looking for Castiel ("WHERE'S THE ANGEL!?")
Cas saves Dean again (21:46). "I didn't ask for your help." "Well, regardless. You're welcome." #MARRIED
They are both on the verge of tears... "I thought you said that we were like family." (22:22) They hate this situation. They hate not being like always, close, friendly, family
"Dean... I do everything that you ask... I always come when you call. And I am your friend." (22:39) the way he says 'Dean' and how his voice trembles. Dean is basically almost crying now (23:45)
"Dean, I said I'm sorry and I ment it." "Thank you... I wish this changed anything..." "I know.. So do I." (37:45)
[Alright. I do believe Dean really grew to love Lisa during that year they spent together, but I don't buy the "I always loved you, ever since that one hook up on that one weekend we knew each other for" shit. Dean wanted to give a try to the whole 'apple pie life' he'd promised Sam, with a good woman he knew Dean had feelings for.
If he grew to love Lisa over a couple of years after 1 hook up, I'm sure he could do the same thing for Cas after over a decade (he for sure would have already If Cas Were A Woman)]
Episode 22:
["You've always got little old me." "Yes... I'll always have you." (30:26) These two... Come on, they HAD to be ex lovers!]
"We were family once. I'd have died for you. I almost did a few times (Cas did actually, twice). So if that means anything to you... Please... I've lost Lisa, I've lost Ben, and now I've lost Sam... Don't make me lose you too." (39:55) ICWAW, this would be seen as a straight up CONFESSION
The hurtful look on Dean's face when Cas says "You're not my family, Dean.", and the terror when he thought for a second that Sam might have killed him (40:39)
["You will bow down and profess your love unto me, your Lord... or I shall destroy you." ... okay, Cas, honey, I get you are tired of waiting, but this is not the right way to get a confession out of Dean (41:20)]
[Season 7>>]
#the destiel folder#icwaw#if castiel were a woman#destiel#dean winchester#castiel#dean x castiel#supernatural#spn#jensen ackles#misha collins#supernatural spn#deancas#dean is bi#casdean#supernatural series#supernatural rewatch#rewatch#spnfandom#spn rewatch#spn fandom#supernatural fandom#fandom#gay ships#destiel moments#parallels#time stamp#spn balthazar#destiel should be canon#spn season 6
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The Sarahs as Songs from Folklore and Evermore
Masterlist
Link in the names are the Spotify playlists I have for each character. These playlists are a never ending work in progress. Some posts can be found on a few of them on the Masterlist link above.
The reasoning for these songs vary. Some are like Iâm pitching you a thesis for an essay and others are just little blurbs. Also, I apologize for any grammatical errors! A lot of this was worked on after midnight, so there might be a few errors I missed.
Billie Dean Howard
âcowboy like meâ
I've got some tricks up my sleeve Takes one to know one You're a cowboy like me Never wanted love Just a fancy car Now I'm waiting by the phone Like I'm sitting in an airport bar You had some tricks up your sleeve Takes one to know one
You're a cowboy like me Perched in the dark Telling all the rich folks anything they wanna hear Like it could be love I could be the way forward Only if they pay for it
You gotta love Billie Dean. This song gives me Billie vibes in the way that the narrator never was really looking for love, they just kind of stumbled upon it. Billie Dean was never really looking since she was focused on her show and her career in general, wanting fame and fortune. Settling down for love wasnât in the cards, but then she finds the perfect person and the person she ends up falling for is someone similar to her, never wanting to settle down.Â
Long story short, two lady killers meet and fall for each other.
���augustâ
But I can see us lost in the memory August slipped away into a moment in time 'Cause it was never mine And I can see us twisted in bedsheets August sipped away like a bottle of wine 'Cause you were never mine
A lot of folklore gives me teen au vibes for a lot of these characters. This one makes me think of teen summer romance au with lady killer Billie Dean. For teen Billie, I just picture her having a whirlwind summer romance that doesnât last long, but it leaves such an impact on her and the other person even after theyâve returned to someone else at the end of the summer.
Lana Winters
âbettyâ
Yeah, I showed up at your party Will you have me? Will you love me? Will you kiss me on the porch in front of all your stupid friends? If you kiss me, will it be just like I dreamed it? Will it patch your broken wings? I'm only 17, I don't know anything But I know I miss you
I know this song isnât gay, but I want it to be, so here we are. Pretty much my only reasoning for this one is teen au vibes.
âcardiganâ
Sequin smile, black lipstick Sensual politics When you are young, they assume you know nothing
But I knew you Dancin' in your Levi's Drunk under a streetlight, I I knew you Hand under my sweatshirt Baby, kiss it better, I
And when I felt like I was an old cardigan Under someone's bed You put me on and said I was your favorite
Secret relationship with Lana and her giving her lover all the love she deserves. Lana Winters is such a loving person and from her trouble with her family and others in her life, she knows what itâs like to feel like âan old cardigan sweater under someoneâs bedâ and she doesnât want her lover to ever feel like that.
Another thing about this is in the first three lines. Lana is a young woman working in a mainly male dominated field. All the men (most of them older as well) look down on her because she is a young woman assuming, as the lyrics suggests, that she knows nothing. I might be crazy, but I feel like these first few lines some up some of the Lana we know and see throughout season two and her multiple appearances in other seasons as well.
âdorotheaâ
Hey Dorothea Do you ever stop and think about me? When we were younger Down in the park Honey, making a lark of the misery You got shiny friends since you left town A tiny screen's the only place I see you now And I got nothing but well wishes for ya
Dear reader, I propose to you this, the narrator talking about our Lana Winters. Specifically, Iâm referring to Lana towards the end of season two where she has gotten fame from her book and her newfound fame goes to her head a little bit. The spin is that along with this sheâs got a lover back home that wishes her well, but misses her, yearns for her if you will. So, weâre going to pretend thereâs an AU where Lanaâs got a lover back home and watches this all occur.
Cordelia Goode
âmy tears ricochetâ
And I can go anywhere I want Anywhere I want, just not home And you can aim for my heart, go for blood But you would still miss me in your bones And I still talk to you (when I'm screaming at the sky) And when you can't sleep at night (you hear my stolen lullabies)
I didn't have it in myself to go with grace And so the battleships will sink beneath the waves You had to kill me, but it killed you just the same Cursing my name, wishing I stayed You turned into your worst fears
CORDELIA HAS BEEN DONE DIRTY BY QUITE A FEW PEOPLE IN HER LIFE. Sis has been done dirty by Fiona, Hank, and problem a few other people we donât even know about.Â
This song makes me think of a few different things with Cordelia. The Fiona aspect is 1) Fionaâs anger with Cordelia for being the Supreme instead of being happy and proud of her daughter and 2) Fionaâs overall poor treatment of Cordelia.
You could also interpret this as Cordeliaâs awful relationship with good ol toxic Hank. Cordelia didnât deserve the awful treatment from Hank and Fiona. Cordelia is trying to deal with all of this and she loved these people, but they treated her so poorly and in the end itâs going to come back and bite them in the end.
âtolerate itâ
I wait by the door like I'm just a kid Use my best colors for your portrait Lay the table with the fancy shit And watch you tolerate it If it's all in my head, tell me now Tell me I've got it wrong somehow I know my love should be celebrated But you tolerate it
Now I'm begging for footnotes in the story of your life Drawing hearts in the byline Always taking up too much space or time You assume I'm fine
This song HURTS me. You can interpret this song a few different ways, but the way I interpret it for Cordelia is to look at it as a mother/daughter relationship between her and Fiona.
As a child, Cordelia always wanted to impress her mother. Her mother was the Supreme after all, so she had a lot to live up to (makes me think of âNow Iâm begging for footnotes in the story of your lifeâ). Sheâs giving it her all like the lyrics âUse my best colors for your portrait / Lay the table with the fancy shit.â The first line from the excerpt above also points to Cordelia still seeking this approval even now that sheâs an adult. She does all of this for her mother, but in return her mother just merely tolerates it. It never seems like enough to impress her even though Cordelia is a successful and overall incredible woman. She always feels like sheâs not enough, merely getting in the way (âAlways taking up too much space or timeâ).
âivyâ
Oh, goddamn My pain fits in the palm of your freezing hand Taking mine, but it's been promised to another Oh, I can't Stop you putting roots in my dreamland My house of stone, your ivy grows And now I'm covered in you
I wish to know The fatal flaw that makes you long to be Magnificently cursed He's in the room Your opal eyes are all I wish to see He wants what's only yours
AU AU AU AU AU
Picture it: a historical au with a forbidden love between Lady Cordelia Goode and a normal working class gal, however, Cordelia has been promised to marry another, say Hank. Secret relationship ensues.
I have so many thoughts on this au
Bette and Dot Tattler
âsevenâ
Sweet tea in the summer Cross your heart, won't tell no other And though I can't recall your face I still got love for you Your braids like a pattern Love you to the moon and to Saturn Passed down like folk songs The love lasts so long
This song just captures the innocence that I think fits Bette and Dot really well. Itâs hard to find songs to fit these two, but I really think this one has their vibes.
âwillowâ
Life was a willow and it bent right to your wind Head on the pillow, I could feel you sneaking in As if you were a mythical thing Like you were a trophy or a champion ring And there was one prize I'd cheat to win The more that you say The less I know Wherever you stray I follow I'm begging for you to take my hand Wreck my plans That's my man
Like âseven,â this song captures the innocent, sweet vibes that these two have. This one adds to the hopeless romantic aspect that both Bette and Dot have as well.
Sally McKenna
âhoaxâ
This has broken me down My twisted knife My sleepless night My win-less fight This has frozen my ground
Stood on the cliffside Screaming, "Give me a reason" Your faithless love's the only hoax I believe in Don't want no other shade of blue But you No other sadness in the world would doÂ
Sally is a sad bitch. Poor girl has been heart broken and I elaborate on this next part more later. With her love, Sally doesnât want to move on from that person since she believed they were the love of her life, however, now theyâve betrayed her and are gone and sheâs alone once again.
âright where you left meâ
Everybody moved on, I I stayed there Dust collected on my pinned-up hair They expected me to find somewhere Some perspective, but I sat and stared
Right where you left me You left me no Oh, you left me no You left me no choice but to stay here forever You left me
AHHHH THIS IS A SALLY SONG! Iâve had this post in my drafts since evermore came out and I was worried I wouldnât have much for Sally, but then this bonus track came out and I couldnât not think of Sally when I listened to it.
This is another one of those songs that you can interpret literally or figuratively. In Sallyâs case you could definitely interpret this as her being trapped as a literal ghost in the Cortez after her lover leaves her but you can also look at it in terms of Sallyâs personality. In love, Sally seems like the person to hold onto someone long after they are gone and moved on. She loves hard, so it is extremely hard for her to move on. I think that if she found the person she believed was the right person and they ended up leaving her, she wouldnât move on from them at all. Sheâd be holding on, waiting for them to come back even if they never do.
Audrey Tindall
âthe 1âł
But we were something, don't you think so? Roaring 20s, tossing pennies in the pool And if my wishes came true It would've been you In my defense, I have none For never leaving well enough alone But it would've been fun If you would've been the one
Audrey looking back on a love from another time. Basically I want all of the AUs. I wish I had more to say, but vibes.
âmirrorballâ
And they called off the circus Burned the disco down When they sent home the horses And the rodeo clowns I'm still on that tightrope I'm still trying everything to get you laughing at me I'm still a believer but I don't know why I've never been a natural All I do is try, try, try I'm still on that trapeze I'm still trying everything To keep you looking at me
This song makes me think of Audrey having to be different versions of herself for everyone through her career path and being a celebrity because she wants so desperately for people to love her and everything she does. She loves the spotlight with âIâm still on that trapeze / Iâm still trying everything / To keep you looking at me,â and sheâs such a people pleaser that sheâll do anything to get people to continue to like her even if sometimes thereâs nothing you can do (âAnd they called off the circus / Burned the disco downâ). I come to this conclusion through Audreyâs insecurities about her age that we see in the second half of season six with her relationship with Rory.Â
âchampagne problemsâ
Because I dropped your hand while dancing Left you out there standing Crestfallen on the landing Champagne problems
Your mom's ring in your pocket My picture in your wallet Your heart was glass, I dropped it Champagne problems
Iâm not gonna lie, I donât have a huge interpretation for this one. This kinda just makes me think of angsty au with Audrey.
ââtis the damn seasonâ
So we could call it even You could call me babe for the weekend 'Tis the damn season, write this down I'm stayin' at my parents' house And the road not taken looks real good now And it always leads to you in my hometown
Out of everyone, Audrey is the person I picture going back to the ex for the holidays. She wants get cuffed for the holiday season even if itâs only for a little while.
âinvisible stringâ
Green was the color of the grass Where I used to read at Centennial Park I used to think I would meet somebody there...
Time, curious time Gave me no compasses, gave me no signs Were there clues I didn't see? And isn't it just so pretty to think All along there was some Invisible string Tying you to me?
Audrey is definitely the type of person to believe in fate. To her everything happens for a reason and one day sheâs going to find her soulmate. Overall, big Audrey Tindall vibes.
Ally Mayfair-Richards
âmad womanâ
Every time you call me crazy, I get more crazy What about that? And when you say I seem angry, I get more angry
And there's nothing like a mad woman What a shame she went mad No one likes a mad woman You made her like that And you'll poke that bear 'til her claws come out And you find something to wrap your noose around And there's nothing like a mad woman
You cannot tell me that Ally did not ghost write this like damn this song screams Ally. This song is literally all about how society has a habit of gaslighting women and thatâs exactly what happened to Ally for most of season seven. The entire season focused on Kaiâs cult working to convince Ally that sheâs going insane and when people wouldnât believe the very real terrorâs she was suffering from, it pushed her closer and closer to madness until she nearly breaks from it all.
âno body, no crimeâ feat. HAIM
Good thing my daddy made me get a boating license when I was fifteen And I've cleaned enough houses to know how to cover up a scene Good thing Este's sister's gonna swear she was with me ("She was with me dude") Good thing his mistress took out a big life insurance policy
They think she did it but they just can't prove it They think she did it but they just can't prove it She thinks I did it but she just can't prove it No, no body, no crime I wasn't letting up until the day he died
We love a homicidal queen. Ally isnât in SCUM for nothing. Also Iâm pretty sure this is my favorite song from evermore because Iâm in love with the vibes.
âmarjorieâ
Never be so polite, you forget your power Never wield such power, you forget to be polite
This bit of the song just makes me think of how Ally holds herself at the end of the season. Itâs a simple, but still expresses the perfect message.
âclosureâ
It's been a long time And seeing the shape of your name Still spells out pain It wasn't right The way it all went down Looks like you know that now
Yes, I got your letter Yes, I'm doing better
ALLY DOESNâT NEED YOUR APOLOGY! SHEâS A BAD BITCH
Wilhemina Venable
âexileâ feat. Bon Iver
All this time We always walked a very thin line You didn't even hear me out You never gave a warning signÂ
All this time I never learned to read your mind I couldn't turn things around 'Cause you never gave a warning sign
For these lyrics Iâm picturing Minaâs lover saying/thinking them. Mina isnât used to love, so when she finally falls for someone and they reciprocate those feelings she gets scared. She shuts them out without any warning sign because sheâs not sure how to handle all these intense feelings for this person.
âillicit affairsâ
Make sure nobody sees you leave Hood over your head Keep your eyes down Tell your friends you're out for a run You'll be flushed when you return Take the road less traveled by Tell yourself you can always stop What started in beautiful rooms Ends with meetings in parking lots
And that's the thing about illicit affairs And clandestine meetings And longing stares It's born from just one single glance But it dies, and it dies, and it dies A million little times
The connotation of these lyrics is everything in my interpretation of it with Wilhemina. The story line is similar to the song âivy,â but the connotation of the affairs taking place is completely different. âivyâ is all about a forbidden but loving relationship, while âillicit affairsâ has a more negative connotation to where the affair is tearing the person apart. This song makes me think of a secret relationship with Wilhemina where her lover wants something more than just a secret affair, but Wilhemina isnât willing to open herself up enough for that. This affair turns into something that isnât working well for the lover, but they want Wilhemina so much that they put up with whatever they can get.
Mildred Ratched
âhappinessâ
Honey, when I'm above the trees I see it for what it is But now my eyes leak acid rain on the pillow where you used to lay your head After giving you the best I had Tell me what to give after that All you want from me now is the green light of forgiveness You haven't met the new me yet And I think she'll give you that
I donât have much in the interpretation department for this one, but this song does make me think of Mildredâs personality. This song has the vulnerability and a bit of bitterness that I feel like Mildred would have in a situation like this. Iâm not exactly sure how to describe it but this makes me think of her outlook on love and heartbreak.
âevermoreâ feat. Bon Iver
I rewind the tape but all it does is pause On the very moment all was lost Sending signals To be double crossed
And I was catching my breath Barefoot in the wildest winter Catching my death And I couldn't be sure I had a feeling so peculiar That this pain would be for Evermore
This girl has been âdouble crossed.â My woman Mildred has been done dirty. This makes me think of angsty Mildred getting betrayed by someone who she trusted in love. And I donât itâs sad and I thought of some sad vibes with bb millie.
âepiphanyâ
With you, I serve With you, I fall down, down Watch you breathe in Watch you breathing out, out
Something med school did not cover Someone's daughter, someone's mother Holds your hand through plastic now "Doc, I think she's crashing out" And some things you just can't speak about
Nurse Mildred Ratched. That is all folks.
âgold rushâ
But I don't like a gold rush, gold rush I don't like anticipating my face in a red flush I don't like that anyone would die to feel your touch Everybody wants you Everybody wonders what it would be like to love you Walk past, quick brush I don't like slow motion double vision in rose blush I don't like that falling feels like flying 'til the bone crush Everybody wants you
At dinner parties I call you out on your contrarian shit And the coastal town We wandered 'round had never Seen a love as pure as it And then it fades into the gray of my day old tea 'Cause you know it could never be
Call me crazy BUT this song makes me think of Mildred. Sheâs the type of person that isnât really comfortable with love. She doesnât like to be vulnerable and this pushes her to be uncomfortable with little things like someone making her blush. Love is new to her.
She is also envious of the effect this person has on her and, in turn, the effect that person has on everyone else because they are so stunning. When they do get together it is the type of love that poetry is written about. Witty banter and fiery gazes but also the gentle caress of a hand while walking along the shore.Â
This love is perfect in every way, but of course there must also be a level of angst to nearly all stories and the angst with this one is the fact that the time period Mildred is around in does not allow her to love her lover openly and freely. Overtime this might cause a strain on the relationship with the line âAnd then it fades into the gray of my day old tea / âCause you know it could never be.â Her and her lover both know that society would condemn them for who they are.
Harriet Hayes
âpeaceâ
'Cause there's robbers to the east, clowns to the west I'd give you my sunshine, give you my best But the rain is always gonna come if you're standing with me
But I'm a fire and I'll keep your brittle heart warm If your cascade ocean wave blues come All these people think love's for show But I would die for you in secret The devil's in the details, but you got a friend in me Would it be enough if I could never give you peace?
Harriet is a big celebrity. She has paparazzi hounding her all the time and once sheâs in a relationship they start hounding that person too. Itâs a lot for a person and a relationship. Harriet can change that aspect of their relationship (âBut the rain is always gonna come if youâre standing with meâ), but she can provide her lover with as much love she can give. She will always try her best for the person she truly, truly loves her. There may be some bumps along the way (like the next song) but she will do her best and hopefully thatâs enough for her lover because she canât ever completely give them peace.
âthis is me tryingâ
I've been having a hard time adjusting I had the shiniest wheels, now they're rusting I didn't know if you'd care if I came back I have a lot of regrets about that Pulled the car off the road to the lookout Could've followed my fears all the way down And maybe I don't quite know what to say But I'm here in your doorway
I just wanted you to know That this is me trying I just wanted you to know That this is me trying
They told me all of my cages were mental So I got wasted like all my potential And my words shoot to kill when I'm mad
The last line gives me hella Harriet vibes because I feel like when sheâs angry sheâs kind of blinded by it. Sheâs the type of person that says some really hurtful things that she doesnât mean when sheâs angry.Â
Looking deeper, I get Harriet vibes from the beginning in the sense that Harriet is just trying to do the best that she can in a relationship, but itâs just not really working out. She has her career the âshiniest wheel,â however, now thatâs slowing down and sheâs lost on what to do with her relationships. She wants everything to work out like how she did so well so quick with her career, but everything isnât working out like that.
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Draco x Nonbinary Reader
Reader is AMAB, also this contains my headcanons lmao- hella OOC because of that (one of my headcanons, Draco has like.. multiple cousins who are basically on crack /j)
TW: transphobia and enbyphobia, with talk of biphobia. LGBTphobia in general. Misgendering
   5th year is.. Hectic.. Especially for a certain kid, Y/N L/N, who had to deal with a literal pink toad this year. Like.. ew? What made it worse, was they seemed to be the only kid in the school, well Slytherin specifically, that was⌠Different. Not in the normal, cliche sense, where âoh Y/N was drop dead gorgeous but abused by everyone around her, she can sing amazing-â, no. This isnât your typical x Reader story, Y/N was different in the sense of Identity, Gender, specifically Gender Norms. They seemed to be all alone on this feeling, a feeling of discomfort, a feeling of loneliness despite multiple friends being in the room with them at this moment. They were away from earth, where no words can hurt. Where the erasure cannot get to them.
Oh god did the words hurt.
Oh? What words? Youâre about to find out.
   âNo, but did you hear some of the bullshit Umbridge was saying?â He asked, he as in the blonde. Draco. Draco Malfoy. âEspecially to my cousin-â âYou have a cousin?â Pansy asked, âWelcome to the conversation, first time speaking to me?- Yes, you are hella late to the conversation.â Draco groaned, âNow let me get back to the storyâ âContinue, which cousin? Darla?- Dominic?-â Blaise asked, âNo, Jamie..â He responded quickly, âOh hold on, what did the toad do to Jamie? I swear, if she hURT THAT PRECIOUS CHILD- Gryffindor or not, I love that girl to deathâ Blaise said quickly, interrupting Draco.
The blonde sighed deeply, âBlaise.. I love you to death but holy shit let me finnish, alright..â He took a breather, Y/N came back from their little world, queuing into the conversation. âOkay, so Umbridge had the AUDACITY to misgender MY COUSIN OVER AND OVER again! Misgendered her, invalidated her, you know that rule about like.. Something distance from the opposite gender? Yeah sheâs forcing Jamie, a literal girl, to distance from girls and not guys-â He halted for a second, âNo, my bad.. Sheâs forcing Jamie to stay away from both because she believe that Jamie is gay.. No, Jamie is a whole straight girl..â Draco ranted, âum.. Sorry to interrupt but⌠Jamieâs a girl? So how was she invalidated?â Y/N asked, tilting their head, Dracoâs eyes moved to them, softening some.
   âOh, you didnât know? I thought everyone knew. Jamie is trans, sheâs a trans girl specificallyâ
THERE! THERE IT WAS! They werenât alone now.. There was someone who understood, yet theyâd been clueless this whole time.
âI swear I will jack that woman UPâ Blaise said lowly and Draco nodded in agreement. âJamie was CRYING when she came to me, she could barely speak. That poor girl passed out from crying so much. She felt so hurt and the amount of dysphoria she felt was astronomically high.â He sighed, even he wanted to cry. âLike, damn bitch you didnât have to out yourself as a whole LGBTphobe, you couldâve just stayed quiet and it would cost you nothing yet you chose to mess with a child who is related to the MALFOY family, very smart yes mhmm..â He growled in aggravation âOnly merlin knows what sheâd do if there was a nonbinary in the school, sheâs probably dehumanize them.â He shook his head.
   âIâd commit a hate crime if Iâm honestâ Dominic said, coming from the stairs of the boys dormitory, âThe LGBT had their way for a moment because she hadnât thought about the gays, bisexuals and lesbians. Well.. the gays and lesbians, I donât think she thinks Bisexuals exist..â He hummed, âSheâs enforced the rule so now Darla canât be near Daphne, luckily I donât have a boyfriend.. The one time being single is a good thing.â Dominic dramatically cried.
âI will prove bisexuals exist, damn seems like I gotta stay away from ALL of you, sorryâ Draco jokes, but was dead serious at the same time. âUntil then, if there are nonbinaries in the school, technically they can by-pass the rules, if they present as masculine one day feminine the next. Or just androgynous to confuse the toad.â Draco then added, âI think I have to stay away from you guys too, shit Bisexuals canât do ANYTHINGâ Blaise said, pretending to get up and leave.
So.. the students know of the nonbinary genderâŚ
âAlthough, no surprise, Snape is always the decent one, along with all the other professors, and respect the trans kids pronouns, Iâve gone into his class to give him something during one of his lessons and heard him deliberately calling out kids that misgendered Jamie, it was amazing. And everyone says Snape is a bad teacher.â Draco says, smiling some at the memory. âOoo! Speaking of which! While in Umbrdigeâs class I think.. A few days ago, Snape actually found out about the incident and told her the fuck off for it-â âDamn, snape really said âtrans rights are human rightsâ, go off honestlyâ Dominic interrupted, Draco nodded âThe best look honestly, it was pure bliss watching that.â He responded.
Y/N finally managed to form words. âI.. didnât know there was a trans person in the school.. A fellow trans person..â They said, mumbling the last part quietly, but Draco, Dominic, and Blaise caught it. âFellow trans person?â Blaise tilted his head, and Draco glanced knowingly, the last part of their sentence was all he needed. They shook their head quickly, âNothingâ They shrugged, âJust nice to knowâ
It hurt, to be misgendered everyday, to be fair no one knew they were misgendering the kid. But they were so scared of being erased, discriminated against, that they said nothing. Since 1st year, pretty much.
They stretched some, âI'm gonna head to the library, I need to get studying done for Defense Against the Dark Arts, Iâll talk to you guys later.â They smiled, getting up, and grabbing paper, a quill, ink and their books from their dorm. Speed walking out, though it didnât take long to hear a second pair of footsteps racing after them. Who the-
   âHey, Y/N..â Draco trailed of, catching up to them quickly, âWhatâs up?â They looked at him from the corner of their eye, âThereâs something you never told anyone, isnât there?â He asked. Y/N averted their eyes and shook their head, âNn⌠No..?â They sounded unsure, âIs that a statement, or a question because you donât know?â He asked. He didnât wanna be rude, but this was the only way he could truly confirm. If there was someone he had been accidentally misgendering, he wanted to stop that quickly.
   âI donât wanna sound rude, nor put you on the spot.. You donât have to answer if you donât want to but.. What are your pronouns?â he asked, he knew of the nonbinaries, he knew of them.. So itâs fine to tell him, yes? He was basically defending them. They shook their head, not ready yet. âNot ready? Thatâs fine, I can respect that. You can always tell me, you know that right? Iâll understand. And if not me, then Jamie will.â heHe had sincerity in his voice, Y/N simply nodded. âNoted, thanks Draco..â They smiled and headed to the Library.
   The next day, Defense Against the Dark Arts was boring as ever, all because of Umbridge. But she had a new lesson today, not the normal one though. She had been doing her usual bullying of Jamie, Draco had been on edge and heard about it earlier, fairly quickly too. It was like it was her MISSION to be an LGBTphobic idiot with no life. Jamie had mentioned nonbinaries before she dipped from class, arguing about trans in general with the woman, or.. Monster.. Both terms work. So she was now here, in front of kids, spewing out enbyphobic shit, and not planning on stopping.. Y/N was starting to cry, but tried their best to hold it in.
The first person to notice the distress was Draco, Hermione did too, as she sat behind Y/N but could see them jolting some, âThese.. Non-binaries, are less than human. Youâre either a boy, or a girl. Everyone agrees, yes? If you are born a girl, youâre a girl. If youâre born a boy, youâre a boy. Itâs a mental disorder, and you need to be fixed-â âTheyâre normal.. They just happen to not feel like a guy or a girl..â Y/N said quietly, âTrans folk are human, they arenât an it.. Thatâs incredibly hurtful..â They said, it took all their strength to keep their voice from cracking.
âWhat was that Mr. L/N?â Umbridge smiled that sweet yet disgusting smile, tilting her head.. No, that smile had more dangerous intent behind that. They flinched. âIs there something you would like to say sir?â She asked, stopping in front of them. âTrans people.. Are people.. Just because youâre too ignorant to learn doesnât.. M..mean you- b-bring someone down b-beca-use of it..â Their voice started to crack, they hiccuped some. âIâm sorry.. Do you think you have more knowledge than me?â She asked, her tone was dangerous. âY..yes. Clearly, Iâve d-done my research on this, th-there is science tha-at defends usâ They said.
âDetention Mr. L/N.. For talking back to a teacher, when I am giving a lesson you are to listen, youâre too caught up in whatever freak show you tra-â Umbridge was cut off, âDonât you DARE finish that damn sentence, I can promise you I am not against hitting a teacher and a woman at that.â Draco intervened, âThere is a lot of science that backs transgenders up, plenty of brain science has shown there is a female and male brain, thatâs what backs up trans girls and trans boys, the nonbinary is still being researched, but I can assure you it is much more than a mental illness. Yes, dysphoria is a disorder, it CAN be treated, it can be treated with Hormone Replacement Therapy, or HRT. It can be treated with transitioning. Some nonbinaries transition, some donât feel dysphoric enough to transition, but at the end of the day they are still a they, I am still a he, and you are still a she. Just imagine if someone called you âheâ, or even âitâ because they didnât believe you were actually a girl-â âDETENTION, for BOTH of you.â Umbridge screamed, glaring daggers at both of them.
   âIâd take detention over hearing another second of the erasure, youâve hurt my cousin enough, Iâll gladly take the blow for her. I thought Snape wouldâve taught you.â Draco muttered, staring at her, âBoth of you, leave. Now.â She said with a huff, Draco grabbed his things, but stopped Y/N when they tried to collect theirs, getting it for them, âCome on.â He said softly, leaving the classroom with the student.
He handed their things to them gently, âI.. Noticed you got really upset..â He said softly, âMore like panicked..â They said softly, âItâs easier said than done, but try not to let her get to you. Some people just choose to stay stupid. Sometimes even I hurt from some of the shit she says. Damn the amount of biphobia I have heard from her is ungodly.â He sighed, âYouâre bi?â They asked curiously, âYeah, I thought it was obvious by now. I kinda stopped caring at like.. 2nd year, hell I made out with.. A lot of guys in 2nd and 3rd year, mostly to piss my father off because heâs also LGBTphobic, but also just because itâs fun, and guys are cute.â He said with a small grin, they laughed. âFair enough, do what you can to piss the oppressors offâ They joked, drying their eyes. He turned to head to the Slytherin Common Room, when their voice ringed out again.
âThey/Them..â Y/N said, he turned around and tilted his head, âYou asked what my pronouns are.. I use they/them. Iâm nonbinaryâ They said softly, and Draco smiled with a nod. âIs there a different name you want to be called?â But they shook their head, âThe name I introduced myself as is the name I want to use.â Y/N said, âAlright, come on. Lets go to the common roomâ Draco said, âI can probably try and get Jamie in there too..â He hummed softly.
   Later that day, it was after dinner, and all the Slytherins were in the common room. Aside from Draco and Y/N, âDo you want to tell them? Most of them are accepting, aside from a few exceptions, Pansy surprisingly is accepting.â He said quietly, and thought for a moment.. âBlaise told me a few of the kids got told off because they agreed with us.â He added, âI think.. I was always scared to say anything because I didnât wanna be made fun of.. I didnât know there was someone who was trans like me til you talked about what happened with Jamie..â They said, âWell, youâre safe here. Hell, Iâm more than 110% sure that our headmaster is gay, so.. Do with what you will on that informationâ He said with a small lighthearted laugh, Draco kissed their cheek with a small hum âItâll be okay.â
Theyâd chosen to tell them, they didnât want to feel misgendered any longer, Umbridge aside. âOi, everyone shut your trap for a second, I have something to say- THEO⌠Thank youâ He said, after staring down Theodore for a moment. âLet us reintroduce someone, but properly this time. This is Y/N, theyâre nonbinary, use they/them pronouns and the moment I hear any of you say something against that, I will personally come for you, with Jamie in tow.â Draco said, Y/N smiling a little with a small wave. âCouldâve told us sooner, but glad you did, especially after Professor Umbridge, good jobâ Blaise said.
   Even Pansy was accepting, they were all proud that you had the courage to say come out, and also that you said something to Umbridge.
This was fine, everything is fine. Umbridge wasnât fine, but.. This was nice, being accepted as who you are, by people who youâd think would be the last people to ever accept you. The person you thought would be the last person to accept you ended up being the most accepting, which is ironic when you consider his dad.Â
This was bad đ
#draco malfoy#draco x reader#nonbinary reader#TW// transphobia#TW// misgendering#hella OOC because of my own headcanons-#harry potter universe
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Wrong Numbers and Useless Gays Chapter 2
Breakfast and Disney
Virgil decides to text Roman again. They have a fun argument over Disney movies.
Warnings: Mentions of alcohol and sex, vulgar language, and openly trans character
Chapter 1 | Masterlist | Chapter 3
Virgil woke up to a splitting headache. He immediately screwed his eyes shut, hands going to grip his hair. The lights were too bright, his throat was too dry, and heâs pretty sure thereâs someone sleeping next to him. What the hell happened?
The memories hit him like a freight train. Arriving late to the party, meeting Mr. Sanders (âCall me Thomas,â he had said, flashing his perfect smile with his perfect teeth and perfect lips), and signing him up as a potential producer. Technically they had enough money and popularity to keep their band afloat without a producer, but to get such an influential man on their team was a dream come true. They got back to Janusâ house at around 2 AM, where they promptly got wasted. Virgil could still taste whatever expensive shit Janus had grabbed from the cellar. Speaking of Janus...
Virgil slowly opened his eyes, nearly hissing at the light shining through the giant windows. He looked over from his spot on the floor (how did he get there?) and found Janus and Remus cuddling together, a bottle of wine nestled between them. Remus was drooling, and Virgil noticed multiple hickeys along Janusâ throat. Virgil smiled as he got up. His two friends and essentially brothers had an odd relationship, but Virgil respected it. It was obvious that they were in love, but they didnât want to put a label on it yet. They had offered for Virgil to join them, but he had declined. While Virgil did care for the other two deeply, he didnât share the same spark that they did.
Virgil eventually found his way to the bathroom, quickly losing whatever remained in his stomach. He sat on the cold tile, waiting for the nausea to pass. He hadnât drank that much in a long time. He should ask Janus if he can bring one of those bottles home. Heâll probably bitch for a few days (Janus liked to use alcohol as an excuse for Virgil to come over) but heâll get over it.
Bzzz Bzzz Bzzz
Virgil grabbed his phone out of his jacket pocket (why was he still wearing his jacket?) and turned off his 10 AM alarm. He almost always woke up before his alarm went off, but his anxiety made him use the alarm anyways. He quickly checked for any new messages, and noticed his rather lackluster response to Roman helping him yesterday. He helped me get through an anxiety attack, and all I had to say was âthank you?â The least I could do is apologize. Before his hungover brain could remind him of how stupid of an idea that was, he had already sent a text.
V- (10:02 AM) Hey, I just wanted to apologize for last night. You ended up being right, my friend was just running late. I ended up having a pretty good time, all things considered. Thanks for helping me through that attack. It meant a lot to me. I was still a little disoriented last night so I wasnât wanting to type much. Again, thank you for helping a stranger. You're a good guy, Princey.
Before Virgil could second-guess himself, he locked his phone and got up. He quickly took some painkillers and went to find some form of a healthy breakfast. Virgil had always been self-conscious of how he looked, so he tended to eat light and work out when possible. He ended up finding enough eggs and veggies to make a few omelets. Virgil decided to make his last, knowing that Remus and Janus would be awake before the first one was finished. Sure enough, as soon as the first omelet was ready to be flipped, Remus was skipping into the kitchen, dragging a disgruntled Janus behind him. How that man had any energy this early in the morning with a hangover was a mystery to Virgil. He quickly served Remus his omelet, who proceeded to pour an obscene amount of salt onto it. Virgil cringed as he turned to make Janusâ omelet. He tuned out their conversation until he heard his name.
âWell I think Virgil should sleep with him-â
Virgil whipped around so fast that he almost burned himself on the stove. âWHAT?!?â
Remus scoffed, twirling his fork between his fingers. âWhile Tomathy did seem pretty convinced last night, a little bit of extra persuasion never hurt anybody. While I would normally volunteer, I donât think that man has ever seen a vagina, much less wants to fuck one. And he seemed to be afraid of Janny over here, so youâre it, pumpkin.â
Virgil blushed, turning back to omelet making. Janus sighed, âRemus, darling, I donât believe that Mr. Sanders requires any more... incentive. However, if Virgil decided to pursue that type of relationship with him... I wouldnât be opposed.â
Virgil let out a squeak, his face even redder as he gave Janus his food. Remus laughed. âWhatâs the matter, Veevee? Cat got your dick? Even if you donât sleep with Mr. Business, you should still get around more! Sex is good for the soul.â
Virgil flipped him off, resulting in another chuckle. He turned back to make his own omelet. Sure, Virgil hadnât been in a relationship since, well, ever, but that wasnât his fault! He just hadnât found the right person yet, thatâs all! Besides, Virgil didnât do one night stands. The idea of sleeping with a stranger left a knot in his stomach.
By the time Virgil sat down with his omelet, Remus was already done. He started bouncing around ideas for new songs, with Virgil or Janus occasionally adding their own ideas.
Bzzz
Virgil glanced at his phone, seeing that he had a response from Roman. He went to unlock his phone.
âWhoâs that?â
Virgil jumped, staring face-to-face with Janus. He could see where Janusâ question was coming from, since before now Virgil only ever texted Janus and Remus. âJust a random guy that I accidentally texted last night. I didnât really apologize well last night, so I texted him again earlier today.â Janus and Remus both smirked. "I swear to god, whatever you two are thinking, it's wrong."
Janus tilted his head, looking like an innocent little angel (innocent my ass). "Whatever would we be thinking about, Virgil?" He turned to look at Remus. "Is this why Virgil found the idea of sleeping with Mr. Sanders so scandalous?" Virgil groaned, hoping that his meal would distract him from the cackling idiots in front of him.
By the time Virgil (finally) got home, wine tucked under one arm, he had almost forgotten about Roman's text. He quickly checked it, almost snorting at what he saw.
R-(10:35 AM) What can I say except you're welcome! Seriously, it was no problem. I'm happy that you had a good time at the party. It was a pleasure to help, storm cloud.
Virgil was halfway through typing a response before he stopped. Technically he could leave the text as it is and move on like nothing happened. On the other hand, Roman seemed like a fun guy to talk to. Surely he would tell Virgil if he wanted to stop talking to him, right? He ended up sending the text anyways, wanting to see if Roman would respond.
V- (11:45 AM) Really, you're gonna start your text with a Moana reference? You really are a Disney Prince, aren't ya Princey? And what's with the 'storm cloud' anyway?
Virgil expected a lot of things. Roman could block his number. He could poke fun at Virgil's anxiety attack from last night. He could take forever to respond, just to ask Virgil to never text him again. What Virgil didn't expect, however, was for an immediate, yet passionate, response.
R- (11:46 AM) DISNEY IS A BEAUTIFUL MASTERPIECE THAT WILL ALWAYS HOLD A SPECIAL PLACE IN MY HEART.
R- (11:46 AM) Sorry, I got a little emotional I REALLY like Disney. And the reason I called you 'storm cloud' is because you didn't give me another name to call you, storm cloud. And I will take the Disney prince jab as a complement.
Virgil laughed, already typing out a response. He probably shouldn't be giving out his name to a near stranger, but he didn't think it would matter much. Virgil Storm was a nobody, a reject from the foster system. Sure, he was secretly singer/songwriter Anxiety, but Roman didn't need to know that.
V- (11:47 AM) Sorry, the name's Virgil, he/him pronouns. And I didn't mean it as a jab, Disney's got a place in my heart too.
R- (11:48 AM) REALLY!?!? WHAT'S YOUR FAVORITE DISNEY MOVIE? DISNEY CLASSICS OR PIXAR? FAVORITE DISNEY PRINCESS? THESE ARE ALL VERY IMPORTANT
V- (11:48 AM) Um, okay. Nightmare Before Christmas, Classics, and does Elsa count as a Disney Princess?
R- (11:49 AM) Nope. Elsa is QUEEN. WE WILL NOT SLANDER SUCH A GODDESS!
V- (11:49 AM) Geez, let it go, Princey
R- (11:49 AM) N(ice) one
V- (11:49 AM) Then I've gotta go with Cinderella. She decided to make one slightly bad decision last her entire life, as opposed to other princesses making a decision that immediately through their lives away. Though that is what makes the movie interesting.
R- (11:50 AM) What do you mean?
V- (11:50 AM) Disney is known for being pure and innocent, but it contains tons of sinister undertones.
R- (11:50 AM) Not all of them!
V- (11:50 AM) Let's play a game then, we each pick a movie and describe the message that we believe the audience was supposed to receive.
R- (11:51 AM) Alrighty then, I'll go first. Cinderella: Believe in your dreams and, one day, they will come true.
V- (11:51 AM) Sure, just literally wait around your entire life, subjecting yourself to the cruelty of your ungrateful ignorant family members, until some MAGICAL fairy comes along to save you. Don't take action yourself. Not to mention man can't memorize the face of a woman they've been dancing around with for hours, they have to rely on the shoe, ergo men are idiots.
R- (11:52 AM) He was a very busy prince! He had a lot on his mind.
V- (11:52 AM) Fine, what do you think about Snow White?
R- (11:52 AM) Okay. So this time the message is to NOT do what the Princess did: Don't accept random fruit from strangers.
V- (11:53 AM) The bigger message is to just run away from your problems and become a housekeeper for 7 men. Not to mention a Prince comes out of nowhere and plants a kiss on a seemingly sleeping girl? I guess consent isn't really that important?
R- (11:54 AM) He thought she was DEAD! It was a farewell kiss!
R- (11:54 AM) Okay, how about Peter Pan. Don't let your childhood spirit ever die.
V- (11:55 AM) Also it's totally fine to believe a random stranger when they tell you to jump out a window after they've broken into your house. But I guess that's how your whole being would die.
R- (11:55 AM) COME ON! Can you REALLY look down so harshly on these movies?!?
V- (11:55 AM) I still like them! There's just some darker messages that we don't first see.
R- (11:56 AM) Bambi
V- (11:56 AM) Man is dangerous
R- (11:56 AM) Pocahontas
V- (11:56 AM) White man is dangerous
R- (11:56 AM) SLEEPING BEAUTY
V- (11:56 AM) Well now weâre back to the lack of consent with sleeping women
R- (11:56 AM) IT WAS TO LIFT A CURSE!!
V- (11:57 AM) Am I wrong?
R- (11:58 AM) âŚNo, I suppose not. I guess there are darker aspects that I did not take into account. HOWEVER, that doesnât mean that those movies are intending on teaching such⌠immoral lessons.
V- (11:58 AM) And I never said that they were. Thatâs just my interpretation of them. Everyone is entitled to their own opinion.
When 5 minutes passed with no response, Virgil deemed it the end of that conversation. He went to go take a shower (he still smelt like alcohol and vomit) and hopefully get some ideas for his next song. Maybe something about interpretations?
By the time Virgil was out of the shower and fully dressed, there was a new message on his phone. He went to check it and was surprised by what he saw.
R- (12:12 PM) Virgil, in the span of just 30 minutes, you have given me one of the most invigorating debates I have ever gone through. I would really like to have another one in the future. Would you like to join a group chat with me and my friends, Patton and Logan? I have a feeling that you would get along quite nicely. You are not obligated under any means, but I can see that we have the potential to be great friends. What dâya say, storm cloud?
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â⥠guess the 23 YEAR OLD FEBRUARY baby just arrived to dallyeog! it makes sense, because CHU EUNHA is just as BEDAZZLING as the month of FEBRUARY. wait, why do they remind me of JACOB BAE? beyond that, they seemed JOYOUS and SAVVY upon first glance. i heard someone say theyâre sort of DELICATE and QUIXOTIC though. i hope they get acquainted here in COMPLEX 1 / APARTMENT 0215 / FLOOR 3 ; HE seem(s) to have a lot going on with HIS job as a PATISSERIE OWNER/NUTRITIONAL SCIENCE STUDENT. ( ez, 21, she/they, gmt. )
   well hey there !! im ez but you fellow dallyeogers can call me ezzy, i have been in dallyeog before so some may remember me as having someone v different to my new bb i bring u now, i joined before with miss tam carmen !! anygays i return with this lil angel who i am all â i say thatâs my baby and iâm proud â over already even tho i literally came up with him like two days ago. you can find his pinboard here ( which btw i fuckeN love like heâs so aesthetic to me u go king ) and i made him a lil playlist which u can vibe to here. you can learn more about him under the cut but heâs a super soft-hearted gentle dove of a muse and quite...simple for me ?? sdhdh thatâs not the right wording but U GET IT djjflg he isnât super full of angst or trauma heâs just kinda viBIN livin his best life so thatâs fun !! but ye without further ado:Â
so as u kno from his app he owns a patisserie, itâs his lil babey and he is very dedicated to his craft and makin sure all his ideas for the place and the baked goods he sells are like rlly quirky and avant-garde. like he is so passionate about it u dont even KNOW, he tries to make sure most of the stuff on his menu is something like fun and new u wouldnât get at just any old patisserie or cafe and that itâs super varied and also kinda aesthetic af? the place is very like trendy. itâs called patisserie dâelysian cause ya know heâs an extra biTCHH and proud.
he has three pupperinoâs. all as adorable as each other, snickerdoodle is his golden lab and often ppl shorten it down to snickers, butterscotch is his dapple daschund pup, shortens the name to scotchie often. toulouse is his fancy toy poodle boi, shortens the name down as toto. if u are on the shortened name basis with his pups then u can consider urself one of his close pals.Â
heâs actually adopted by his aunt but she raised him like she was his mother so that is what he considers her, sheâs on his motherâs side but they are half-siblings. in terms of first name reasoning as well she just liked eunha as a name and didnât even think about how it is traditionally for a female, she liked that it meant gift from heaven so it stuck. his father is still around, heâs just quite elderly so it felt like a better living situation for him to be raised primarily by his auntie. unfortunately his mother has passed on but no tragic story, she just went peacefully in old age.Â
he dyes his hair quite often, itâs currently like a really pastel blue with black streaks consistently throughout like lil ones so it looks super cool. but heâs also had it be a more electric blue, lilac, and a duck egg kinda faded silvery blue. itâs naturally dark brunette. has brown eyes kind of a hazel hue.Â
his style is kinda androgynous ig?? he just lives for soft retro fashion, lots of color in his wardrobe but also lots of tapered short and t-shirt fits frequented, sweater vests, rolled up jeans, high skater boi socks, soft jumpers with shirts, shirts in bright colours or satiny texture worn over plain white t-shirts, cardigans, pastel denim jackets, jeans with printed patterns on like clouds, flowers etc, favors yellow and blues. sometimes does eye makeup, occasionally wears heels bc heâs a baddie or super heeled boots/chunky shoes.Â
obsessed with music, can play violin and guitar. heâs a big mitski and rina sawayama fanatic, likes anything that sounds peaceful or calming or has like a good fun vibe to it. also likes the trademark gay icons like carly rae jepsen, lorde, etc. heâs not ashamed. obsessed with mamma mia movies. but also likes rap which is rlly funny cause its like the bad bitch female rappers only and like heâll listen to it while arranging his sock drawer or making his bed or something ajdjdj itâs like hype anthems for being a baddie and a hoe and heâs just doing his night sleepy routine adkfkf.Â
showers, blankets, music, baked goods especially bagels are his happy places.Â
very much a sensitive lil romanticist, falls in âloveâ like five times a day, he just likes to giggle and smile around pretty people and admire the artwork hnghdh, heâs like yeARNS though ya know?? like heâs all i will flirt by making prolonged eye contact, i made you a playlist, this song makes me think of you etc. itâs either memes as flirting with him or elaborate love letters u never know what ur gonna get akdkd.Â
awful sense of humour, loves his friends more than anything on earth except his pups, would fully live in a huge house of just like his pups and all his closest buds for all eternity. likes fruits way too much, enjoys puns about fruits way too much. milkshakes, sushi, orange hues and bus rides are some of his absolute favorite simple pleasures of life. clouds, flowers, salt lamps, the sunrise over the sea, skateboarding, fresh soda, teddy bears, busy street markets, parasols, fish tanks with exotic fish, sorbet, bike riding, polaroids, record players, rain at night against floor to ceiling windows with a fresh steaming pot of tea on the desk beside it and warm fresh sheets from the laundry on his bed, ponds, skateboarding. all little joys in life that give him like the biggest pleasure dopamine hit in the world.Â
his cousin actually owns a florists so he has flowers just littering his apartment like a lot and it just looks like he has ten million suitors from the late eighteenth century attempting to court him but no all these flowers are from him to him or worse from his aunt djfjg she sends him some for valentines every valentines, pls help him, pls send him flowers.Â
studies nutritional science and he fucken hates it. do not ask him shit cause he doesnât KNOW OKAY? he doesnât understand it either. he took it because he needed something to go alongside the passion for baking that was a real âqualificationâ/job so that is the only reason heâs doing it. no point doing a baking degree after all when heâs already a baker with a business, heâs super young still he gotta keep his prospects open. so YAH. heâd rather be doing culinary arts but eh. nutritional science sounded better and more logic based. the real miracle is he still gets top grades all the time even tho he spends his life like wtf am i even doing is this even legit akdkdk. school is the worst thing in the world for him watch his mood instantly deflate the second its brought up.Â
despite being a quixotic, heâs a lil afraid of intimacy. like oh god does he love it, those small touches and acts of affection u kno? the subtle things that normally go unnoticed, eye contact, brushing of hands, linking of little fingers, rubbing a thumb, kissing eyelids or foreheads or palms or shoulders in little gentle pecks, back massages and rubs or finger tracing patterns absent-minded, shoulder massages, laying your head on someoneâs shoulder or on their lap, knocking knees together, exchanging a small glance only the two of you get before bursting into laughter, smiling into kisses, napping together, having blankets placed over you warm and fresh, or towels put ready like it, someone making you something they know you like a lot. thatâs his sHIT. but like heâs terrified still, someone skimming their fingers on his skin makes his breath hitch like heâs a scandalized and alarmingly aroused victorian woman sjdjd. heâs literally still a virgin, he hasnât even had his first kiss okay my baby is delicate be gentle with him akdkd but he still LIKES PASSION AIGHT kfkf.Â
real soft spoken, honey tinted voice like i shit u not this boy talks like heâs an angel sent from heavens above to guide you to the paradisaical garden of eden or some shit akdkd. ur gonna fall in love with eunhaâs voice before u even fall in love with any other part of him like his adorable beaming smile or stunning eyes akdkf.Â
has dance parties around his room when getting ready in the morning, listens to bellaâs lullaby unironically yes from twilight yes u heard right, bit of a himbo streak sometimes in his obliviousness djfjf. quite silently subtly funny actually much like jacob himself.Â
he is gay, afraid of driving, cannot do math, blanks out often and he is valid for all of those things. has a collection of cartoon and disney animal movie dvds. has a dream notebook. always has blue painted nails in some kinda shade.Â
does not enjoy turning in assignments bc he is scared heâll fail, avoids looking at his grades for weeks after theyâre released and hates knowing that theyâre out.Â
cannot dance, dances often. collects vintage stuff esp clothes and mostly sweaters. likes midnight trips to corner stores and fields where he can just lay and look at the stars. makes friends rlly easily but has super bad performance anxiety. cannot ever have a messy room like even the tiniest bit messy. even like clothes being stacked on a chair instead of away.Â
bakes peanut butter, banana and choc chip muffins (they r called monkey bites normally) whenever heâs super stressed. if u want to cheer him up when heâs anxious or stressed then u should give him french lavender honey, chia seeds and caramelized pear on toast/bagel. it is his comfort food. he fancii when he needs a pick me up. treat urself and all that.Â
#dallyeog:intro#i'm literally in love with him he's the softest most goodest boi muse i have ever made and i just#im that meme of the samari sword guy with the cat in his arms akfkfk#IVE ONLY HAD EUNHA FOR TWO DAYS BUT IF ANYONE HURTS HIM I WILL KILL THEM AND THEN MYSELF AKKDK
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The BNHA Group Chat Fic Nobody Asked For
Pairings: Todoroki Touya (Dabi)/Mr Compress (Sako Atsuhiro), Shimura Tenko (Shigaraki Tomura)/Chisaki Kai (Overhaul)/Kurono Hari (Chrono), Yamada Hizashi (Present Mic)/Aizawa Shouta (Eraserhead)/Shirakumo Oboro (Loud Cloud), Fukukado Emi (Ms. Joke)/Kayama Nemuri (Midnight), Bakugo Katsuki/Kaminari  Denki/Kirishima Eijiro, Iida Tenya/Monoma Neito/ Aoyama Yuuga
Word Count:Â 1,637 Words
Summary:Â LOV, internships, and Tenko unintentionally reveals a secret some of his classmates keep hidden from even Aizawa.
Warnings:Â Abduction Mention, Kidnapping Mention, Caps, Death Mention, Injury Mention, Amputation Mention, Prosthetic Mention, Cursing, Blood Mention, Teen/Underage Pregnancy Mention, Pregnancy Mention, Broken Bones Mention, Drugs Mention, Adoption Mention, Half Blind Character, Deaf Characters, Mostly Mute Character (due to a different medical issue), Selectively Mute Character, let me know if I should add anything else.
Notes:Â In this AU, Hisashi Shimura married Nao Shimura and Inko Midoriya had Hana with Nao then Izuku and Tenko with Inko and Nao respectively before Tenko's power went out of control and killed his parents.
Notes: Honoka (or ĺčą) means harmony flower. She's named after Hana Shimura. Nanami (or ä¸ćľˇ) means seven seas. She's named after Nana Shimura. Akiyama(���幹) means autumn mountain, Sekai (ä¸ç) means world, Ayaka (彊čą) means colorful flower, Akari (ćă) means light/brightness.
Usernames: We Are Number One⢠Aizawa: Dadzawa, Aoyama: immafiringmahlaser, Ashido: princessbubblegumknockoff, Asui: Galvan, Iida: Emergency Exit, Uraraka: 9.8, Ojiro: tailfloof, Kaminari: Pichu, Kirishima: baby shark, Koda: youredoingamazingsweetie, Sato: GuyFieriIsGod, Shoji: Cthulhu, Jirou: Jack Skellington, Sero: Spider-Man, Tokoyami: EdgarAllanCrows, Todoroki: WHERE?, Hagakure: cena, Bakugo: WHAT?, Midoriya: SmolMight, Mineta: Mineta, Shinsou: exhausted, Yaoyorozu: TheGreatCreator, Kurono: stopwatch, Chisaki: donthugmeimscared, Yukimura: choticgaydisaster, Bubaigawara: shadowclonejutsu, Shimura: idontfeelsogood, Awase: illrememberyouallintherapy, Kaibara: IDOWHATIWANT, Kamakiri: scyther, Kuroiro: itsmeyaboy, Kendo: Akimichi, Kodai: deadinside, Komori: shroomgurl, Shiozaki: wElCoMeToBiBlEsTuDiEs, Shishida: furry, Shoda: cryptid, Tsunotori: mylittlepony, Tsubaraba: airbender, Tetsutetsu: Iron Man, Tokage: t-rex costume, Fukidashi: glorifiedtextbubble, Honenuki: Eren Jaeger/spookyscaryskeletons, Bondo: Slimer, Monoma: HopeSummers, Yanagi: iLiEdImDyInGiNsIdE, Rin: snek, Toga: mystique, Sako: lostmymarbles, Hikiishi: queenofmagnetism, Iguchi: eye gucci, Shinokanri: stardust
Usernames: Emos Anonymous Kaminari: blackcloakedbrides, Shoji: fryingpan, Jirou: greentwentyfourhours, Tokoyami: myscientificinfatuation, Todoroki: twentyoneplotpoints, Bakugo: immobileinwhite, Midoriya: falldownboy, Shinsou: stabtheveil, Kurono: inhalecarolina, Chisaki: plummetingininverse, Yukimura: anxietyintheclub, Shimura: nappingwithsirens, Kuroiro: thousandfootcane, Kodai: marianaspit, Monoma: entiretimelow, Yanagi: recentyearsday, Sako: halfminutetomars, Aizawa: hollywoodlivingdead, Shouji: fryingpan, Kurono: inhalecarolina, Aoyama: phantomtown, Honenuki: visualizedragon, Sako: halfminutetomars, Awase: distressparade, Shinokanri: simplestrategy
Usernames: UA Teachers Are Tired⢠Eraserhead/Aizawa: grumpy scarf cat, Present Mic/Yamada: screeching cockatiel, Midnight/Nemuri: chaotic goth gay Ingenium/Iida: gotta go fast, AllMight/Toshinori: actual sunshine, Vlad King/Kan: bloody hell, Power Loader/Majima: speechtotext, Ectoplasm: needalegup?, Snipe: kazoo cowboy, Cementoss: concrete block, Blackmist/Kurogiri: goth portals
Me? A Bitch? More Likely Than Youâd Think-Chapter 8
10:03 am
We Are Number Oneâ˘
Dadzawa: So, I heard someone's operating the LOV again?
idontfeelsogood: No, it's inactive. There shouldn't be anyone in it, all of us are here, in UA becoming heroes, none of us would become villains again EVER. At the very most, drop out and live life out as a normal couple, but never become villains again. We all talked about this.
mystique: yeah, if we did, we would have told you heroes already about that one of us and have them put with Koku and the two creeps
Dadzawa: Well, someone's running it and it seems they had a meeting with the yakuza and I'm afraid I need all of you to be under constant supervision by a pro hero for a short while.
stopwatch: If it proves our innocence we shall do it.
2:01 pm
We Are Number Oneâ˘
lostmymarbles: @chaoticgaydisaster Agency is fun. I really like working under Sir Nighteye.
chaoticgaydisaster: That's because you're both really serious and you get along very well.
lostmymarbles: Perhaps.
lostmymarbles: Oh, we're already going on a patrol! I'll call you when I come back from patrol, honey!
chaoticgaydisaster: I love you, you absolute dork.
3:59 PM
We Are Number Oneâ˘
Dadzawa: I've just received word that Atsuhiro Sako has been kidnapped during his patrol.
chaoticgaydisaster: GET MY HUSBAND BACK THEN!
Dadzawa: Calm down, you need to be rational. He should be fine. They're looking for him as we speak.
chaoticgaydisaster: Please don't let him die? I love him, I need him.
Dadzawa: I can't promise you anything sadly, I'm not a part of the rescue team right now but they'll involve me if it becomes more serious.
chaoticgaydisaster: Can I have a Good Dad⢠hug?
Dadzawa: Of course, come to the teacher's dorms, Hitoshi is already here stealing said hugs.
5:25 PM
We Are Number Oneâ˘
Dadzawa: I have confirmation that they've found Sako. He's mostly fine.
WHERE?: What do you mean 'mostly'!? That's my brother-in-law!
Dadzawa: It looks as though his left arm has been ripped off but they're currently working on both healing him and attaching a prosthetic that would allow him to still channel his quirk through the arm.
mystique: Has anyone seen Tami?
eye gucci: She was with the Fatgum Agency I think.
baby shark: I haven't seen her for a while. She showed up with me and then she just kinda disappeared near...oh
stardust: what is 'oh'? What happened to our favorite girl?
baby shark: She disappeared at around 2 or 3 just like when Sako disappeared.
Dadzawa: I'll send the search team out for her too.
6:19 PM
We Are Number Oneâ˘
Dadzawa: Magne is back! She's in the ICU recovering now, she needed some pretty strong healing so she'll be out of commission for quite a while. We haven't closed the investigation but you LOV kids need to know the message stapled on your friends.
Dadzawa: [pic of two papers reading 'here take this back, we don't need him yakuza' and 'I will always run the League.']
Dadzawa: Do these mean anything to any one of you?
idontfeelsogood: I'm so done. I've been hiding from a little twerp, I can't even believe I was scared of him. He's going too far, like always, and I thought he'd changed like we did but he didn't. I'm going to sort this shit out. Send a search team by tomorrow morning at 6:30 if nobody sees me by then, I have some business to take care of.
Dadzawa: wait, AllMight will have my head if you get hurt!
idontfeelsogood is now offline
Dadzawa: fuck.
6:34 PM
UA Teachers Are Tiredâ˘
grumpy scarf cat: so it looks like Tenko is going off-grid for what I'm going to call a 'private investigation' into the revived LOV. He's apparently taken his hero supervisor with him because Ragdoll is gone with him and he's going to, and I quote, "sort this shit out". and requested a search team if he doesn't show back up in 24 hours.
yeet yeet bitch: yeesh, you really can't catch a break, huh, Shou.
grumpy scarf cat: I'm starting to wish I expelled them at this point.
gotta go fast: bullshit, they're our disciples and you know it.
yeet yeet bitch: you're right but why say it?
9:35 PM
We Are Number Oneâ˘
donthugmeimscared: No sign of Tenko yet, Hari, I'm getting worried.
stopwatch: Me too, but we need to trust he can do this.
shadowclonejutsu: he should be fine, guys. he'll be okay.
6:17 AM
We Are Number Oneâ˘
donthugmeimscared: Almost 12 hours
Dadzawa: I know, Kai.
donthugmeimscared: Do you think he'll be okay, Mr. Aizawa?
Dadzawa: honestly, I don't know but I'm here to offer you hugs if you need them.
donthugmeimscared: Thank you but I can't do hugs right now, too constricting.
6:30 AM
We Are Number Oneâ˘
Dadzawa: the search party is officially being sent out to get him.
4:17 PM
UA Teachers Are Tiredâ˘
screeching cockatiel: we found him and we have the traitor under arrest. Tenko looked worse for wear so he's at the hospital already
actual sunshine: Who's the traitor?
screeching cockatiel: Minoru Mineta.
actual sunshine: I'm glad he was arrested.
gotta go fast: Yagi, are you and Tenko okay? you've always sympathetic when it was someone underage being arrested.
actual sunshine: it becomes null when my mentor's son gets hurt. blood to me or not, I can't feel sympathy for someone who's hurt him. he didn't have a childhood to begin with and I won't let anyone take what little is left of it from him.
screeching cockatiel: is he okay, Yagi?
actual sunshine: Since he's in my temporary custody until Ms. Midoriya can finalize her adoption paperwork, they contacted me first with his injury report and I would like that purple little shit to burn for what he's done.
yeet yeet bitch: Do you wanna elaborate?
actual sunshine: His leg is broken. The leg he had an injury in before. They have to fix it again.
yeet yeet bitch: Shit.
actual sunshine: Along with that, he's been deemed unable for further stress in the form of training and extraneous activities because the hospital confirmed he's eight months pregnant and needs to deliver early due to the drugs Mineta forced into his bloodstream.
yeet yeet bitch: Fuck, this isn't good.
actual sunshine: I'm pushing Ms. Midoriya's paperwork up through the courts as an emergency adoption due to the situation of him being her technically being his step-mother and her son being his only remaining relative, even if only by half of his blood and him needing a stable family after the birth of a child.
yeet yeet bitch: Hopefully they'll get it done quickly.
actual sunshine: Until then, I need to go offline and be there for him as his only parental figure and the only other person allowed in the delivery room.
screeching cockatiel: What do we tell the children? Tenko's boyfriends?
actual sunshine: Hari was already called to the hospital but they cannot confirm it's his child so I'll be the only familiar face to young Tenko in the room for the delivery.
actual sunshine: I must go.
actual sunshine is now offline
8:17 PM
UA Teachers Are Tiredâ˘
actual sunshine: Tenko is fine, out of surgery for the C-Section and in recovery now. the two little girls are fine too, both are a little smaller but that's expected since they're both premature and Tenko never gained much weight during the pregnancy.
grumpy scarf cat: I still can't believe he's been pregnant his whole stay at UA. hell, he was probably pregnant during the USJ incident at the beginning of the year.
actual sunshine: You're probably right and I don't like that idea, Aizawa.
grumpy scarf cat: me either but that's the reality of the situation.
10:24 PM
We Are Number Oneâ˘
idontfeelsogood: Out of surgery in recovery. Got drugged and they needed to induce me there to give birth, which I didn't even know I was pregnant. Two healthy little girls named Shimura Honoka and Shimura Nanami.
chaoticgaydisaster: Welcome to the teen mom club, Tenko.
WHERE?: We have meetups on Mondays and Fridays and have playdates with the kids.
idontfeelsogood: I thought you two were the only ones with kids though?
wElCoMeToBiBlEsTuDiEs: No, I have a one year old son, he is the light of my life.
WHAT?: Well, I mean...
princessbubblegumknockoff: I best be going! Wouldn't want to burn down the house with the water I left running.
spookyscaryskeletons: Oh, would you look at that, it's time to go to sleep and never speak of this again.
Dadzawa: wait, we have seven of you now? I thought we just went up to three!
Dadzawa: And Honenuki, I never expected you to be a teen parent.
spookyscaryskeletons: Whaaaaaat? Nooooo. I never said that. I said I was going to bed! I'm just going to bed!
Dadzawa: Suspicious.
spookyscaryskeletons: I certainly don't have a one year old son named Akiyama. Nope, not at all.
wElCoMeToBiBlEsTuDiEs: My son's name is Sekai.
princessbubblegumknockoff: Honestly, I thought you'd read that in my file. I was basically just out of the two day hospital stay when I took the entrance exams to get into UA.
baby shark: Can confirm, my moms watched her daughter that day.
princessbubblegumknockoff: Her name is Ayaka.
WHAT?: You literally met Akari when you visited my house.
Dadzawa: that wasn't your parents' child!? That was a ten month old child!
WHAT?: No, I fucking made that!
Dadzawa: I shouldn't be shocked I got six of the seven teen parents in this school. well, if you need me, please don't hesitate to ask me for help.
WHAT?: Well, I want to bring Akari to the dorms because she'll be safer here. She's been staying with Auntie Inko for a month or so now.
Dadzawa: of course.
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#boku no hero academia#my hero academia#bnha#mha#snoweywrites#the bnha group chat fic nobody asked for#league of misfit heroes au#tw abduction mention#tw kidnapping mention#tw caps#tw death mention#tw injury mention#tw amputation mention#tw prosthetic mention#tw cursing#tw blood mention#tw pregnancy mention#tw broken bone mention#tw drugs mention#last bnha groupchat chapter today#i promise#hey look a new one!
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Season 3 episode 9 commentary with my sister:
I need a happy episode before I rage quit this show. What episode was this?
(informs her its the second to last)
Wait what? Only one more?!
Okay my emotions are somewhat back in order..letâs do this
Tour De France Robbe is back
No! Police!
Why did I think she wasnât going to be here
FUCK. OFF. BRITT!
He canât hear you over Britt yelling at you
Omg Sander looks so small there
No Britt, he isnât in love with YOU
Girl I have memorized a shit ton of lyrics...that donât mean shit
I hate you
**slams the pause button** Iâm so pissed for so many reasons. I hate that that character always reveals the âsecretâ and Iâm sorry but why are you hitting him? And Brittâs example is fucking bullshit. She pisses me off because who tf are you to say how he feels? Thatâs not her damn place to say that! I knew this was coming but for some reason this one was worse than Skam...I hate her. I have so much to say but idk where to begin so Iâm just gonna move on for right now. **presses play**
Robbe and the rain do not go well together..he is at his peak sadness in the rainÂ
So glad we started off with that upsetting scene..
Robbe you werenât supposed to put the pieces together on your own, itâs not your fault
There is really no way he was supposed to figure this out, I hate that he thinks he should have
Youâre supposed to give him time and then talk to him
NOOO IT WAS REAL!
Yes! Milan was about to say something good! Nooo
No it was a great idea!
Istg Iâm so done even reading the name Britt
He admitted himself? Thatâs actually a good thing, right?
Why does he still look adorable when he is so sad?
Omg that hug! Love this friendship
This little family is everything
Is his background the mural?!
Omg it is
Who be texting him??
Sander maybe not the time for jokes, but I love that you are trying
NO! NO! Robbe no!
Oh good he didnât send it
Jana..what you doing here girl?
Studying? That shit is not on his to do list
In this house we do not mention Britt!
I know Iâm bias, but her reaction was shitty. So no, I don't get it
Fuck Britt and her âstrengthâ Iâm sorry but no
No he IS in love with you, fuck what she said
Pause it!! Iâm sorry but Iâm so pissed right now...I can somewhat understand where Jana and Britt are coming from and I know Iâm bias because of you (being bipolar) but Iâm seriously struggling with this. I know she is a 16 year old girl who is in love with her boyfriend, but the shit she said is fucked. Just because someone is manic doesnât mean you can disregard everything they do and feel. Not everything someone says or does is connected to them having bipolar disorder and it is unfair to think otherwise. I know I sound like a heartless bitch, but I canât with her. Iâm over BrittâŚ**presses play**
Wait what..help him?
FUCKING TERRIBLE ADVICE JANA! Jfc...
Finally Robbe is finally getting hugs, but I hate this right now
RobbeâŚ
NO! Stop the texting
Ugh he sent it..
Oh he responded!
Nope, someone take this man��s phone away
WHAT?! No us???
I can physically feel his heart breaking
Why is this actor so good thoughâŚ
I donât have time for the boys right now..
Him having exams on top of all this...someone give the man a break!
Oh cool, Moyoâs back..perfect, letâs just make this even more terrible
Jens! Zip it!!
Oh Aaron, you sweet simple boy
Robbe donât announce it!! I just yelled at Britt....ugh!!
Aaron..I canât with you
Hold up! Moyo is gonna...oh lord..letâs see how this plays out
As far as we know only Jana has a parent
Moyo better get this speech right
Yes, exactly! I canât believe Iâm agreeing with him
Did he justâŚ.minute by minute? Oh hell...why they gotta play me like this
Who knew that Moyo had a heart? Not me thatâs for sure
Jens is me! WHATTT?
Liessssss!!
YES HE SAID FUCK THAT about Britt!
Moyo actually out here making sense and spitting facts
Normally I would say never trust him..but this one time, yes trust him
Robbe is the definition of a confused and conflicted boy right now...look at him
Heâs eyeing the phone...do it
Yes! Sander!
Nooo pick it back up!
YES!!! Good Robbe!
Why is their trash can on the counter?
Chef Milan at your service
You donât know what that is???
Sander my dude, answer!
Robbe, Sr. is calling!
Oh shit...totally forgot about that dinner
Letâs not mention the bf right now..itâs complicated
Robbe out here saying all kinds of bullshit
Robbe, Sr. is confused as hell
Good job, Robbe!!Â
Breaking up? Never heard of itâŚ.whatâs that again?
No he is far from okay
Oh god is he gonna cry?
NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
Iâm fine...Iâm fine...if I say it enough it will be true
I hate this, but damn ...what the fuck is his name? (inform her it's WIllem for the 100th time) Yes! Willem! He is fucking killing it and me
Oh good lord Aaron...you need a tutorÂ
Robbe is like stfu aaron hahah
What the hell is this enterprise??
Luca thanks for the inquiry but not the time girl
Yasmina thank--- OH GO AWAY BRITT
Donât look back at him! Eyes forward!
Thanks girl, he could use the help
Thank you for making me laugh Luca, I needed it
Spit it out Aaron
Yasmina and Luca you continue to be icons
Oh cool Zoenne fighting..
Clumsy gay
Black is a good color on him...has he ever worn black? (Sanderâs shirt...đ)
Good point, Milan, very good point
STOP FIGHTING! We have enough going on!
That is a tough spot to be in, Zoe, but Iâm having a hard time concentrating on you right now
Yeah listen to Milan
Milan if youâre looking for a friend, Iâd like to apply for the position
No new messages...sweet..love that for us
Where are you going?
Oh right! The dinner...shit totally forgot already
A message!!
Sander!!
Iâm stressedâŚ
No he wasnât!
NO!!!Â
Nooooo the shaky breaths are back!
Was Sander crying? Go back! Replay it!
Yep, he was...fuck my life
Donât leave!! Robbe, Sr. is waiting!
RIP to the dinner, sorry dad we are having a crisis right now!
He sorta looks like Santa
I feel bad for everyone involved in this episode...except for Britt, she can bite me.
We started with Tour De France Robbe and we end with Tour De France Robbe...cool
I never thought I would say this, but Robbe looks like shit..
I want to watch episode 10 but I donât because I know itâs the last one
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you belong with me (gigi x crystal)
a/n - some of this isnt proofread so im SORRY if it gets messy at the end it is literally 3am. also this is my first fic so pls be kind i dont know what im doing like at all. (also keep a look at for slight jackie x jan) this was inspired by someone wanting a fanfic based off of you belong with me by taylor swift and i loved the idea so here we are and i am sorry.
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Gigi and Crystal are best friends. Growing up living so close to each other made them an absolute power-duo, for years on end they have been inseparable at all times. When they were younger, Gigi would sleep over at Crystals every single weekend and neither of them would ever get sick of eachother. They spent their nights giggling at nothing and making pinky promises âto never ever not be friendsâ and that they would be each other's âfavourite personâ forever, because they didnât know that life can get a tad bit more⌠complicated when you start to get a little older. Living in ignorant bliss of the impending doom of high school, they would spend their time in their own little bubble, making the most of each other's company. In their minds, it wasnât a question whether or not they loved each other. The answer was there without even having to ask the question, but of course they were too young to fully understand anyway.
In her early teens, Crystal would slowly realise that if young Gigi and Crystal were a boy and a girl, everyone would have joked about them being together with them being so close, but since they had been two little girls, they were just best friends in everyoneâs eyes. Crystal would also slowly realise that âjust best friendsâ isnât really where she wanted to stay with Gigi, but that truth wouldnât come for another few years. She learned about the term âlesbianâ when there was a rumour in the 7th grade that she was one. It hadnât fully occurred to her that girls could like girls in that way, but when she did google what it meant on a random wednesday night, it seemed so obvious. Natural. Of COURSE girls can like girls, theyâre so pretty! Needless to say, it didnât take her very long to understand that maybe the rumour was actually true- but nobody needed to know that. Not even Gigi. Definitely not Gigi. To be honest, she didnât know where her friend even stood on topics like this, but they had never even talked about boys, so she absolutely didnât want to risk bringing up girls.Â
In 7th grade, Gigi already knew what a lesbian was. She heard talks about her best friend being into girls, but she paid it no mind. If Crystal was gay, sheâd tell her, right? Gigi could be trusted with that kind of stuff. Either way, she wouldnât bring it up. Maybe Crystal hadnât even heard about it, maybe she was completely oblivious. Yeah. That must be it. It was around this time Gigi realised she herself might like girls. But it had nothing to do with Crystal. Nothing at all. In fact, the topic of relationships had never even come up between them. In 8th grade, Gigi started to get little crushes, exclusively on girls. This was the year she decided she was a lesbian. By then, the rumours about Crystal were long forgotten, but her friendâs sexuality was almost always in the back of Gigiâs mind. Crystal had never expressed interest in boys (or girls for that matter), but then again neither had Gigi. She knew she would have to come out to Crystal at some point - there was no WAY she was hiding a future girlfriend from her best friend.Â
One night in the summer before 9th grade, Gigi slept over at Crystalâs house. Just like old times, except now both girls had quite a big secret they were hiding from each other, completely unbeknownst to the fact that it was the exact same secret. Gigi was going to tell her by the end of the night. She was SURE of it. The hours passed like minutes and before the girls knew it, the sun had completely set outside and the moon shone down into Crystalâs brightly coloured bedroom (some would think itâs decor is all over the place, but Gigi would describe it as being perfectly Crystal). The pair had settled into a slow, but somehow not very sleepy conversation despite the time, by around 1am. If Gigi was going to tell her, it was now or never. Before she could change her mind, Gigi had looked Crystal in the eye and started with âI really need to tell you somethingâ. She had rambled on about how much she trusted Crystal, and how much she wanted her to accept this. Crystal didnât have any idea what Gigi could possibly be leading up to, but she did absoluetly not expect to hear âIâm gay, Crysâ coming from her friendâs mouth at 1 in the morning.Â
The confession left Crystal speechless. Of course she didnât judge Gigi, she was gay too! She was just shocked. How long had Gigi known? How long have they both known and didnât tell eachother? It took Gigiâs tearful eyes and furrowed brows to tear Crystal out of her overthinking. Shit. She hadnât even responded.Â
âCrystal. Are you mad? Oh my god youâre mad arenât you? Or like weirded out? I can go if you want. I get if youâre like uncomfortable with me staying over now-â
âGiâ
â-I donât have to sleep in your room. Iâm sorry I told you. We never talk about this kind of stuff why did I think telling you would be ok? I-â
âGigi!â Crystal shook Gigiâs shoulders to get her attention. Her eyes were bloodshot and Crystal cursed her brain for short circuiting when it did. She knew she had to tell Gigi now.Â
âMe tooâ her voice came out as a whisper, but it cut through the silence of the room with ease. It was Gigiâs turn to be stunned into silence. Neither of the girls said anything. Crystal just hugged her friend. She didnât stop until they woke up in the morning. That week, Crystal let her eyes linger on her friend a little longer than normal every time they passed each other at school. She found herself re-typing text messages and doing anything to speak to Gigi. She knew what all this meant, but she would not tell Gigi. It was just a little crush. Everybody gets little crushes.
10th grade rolls around far too quickly than anyone would like to accept. Gigi and Crystal are as close as ever. Well, as close as âjust friendsâ can be, much to Crystalâs (hidden) dismay. Jan and Jackie, who had become very good friends with the pair in 9th grade, would constantly tease Crystal about her not-so-small-anymore crush on Gigi when the other girl wasnât looking. Of course, Crystal hadnât told them, but it wasnât necessarily difficult for the couple to figure it out when she would stare at Gigi every chance she got. The teasing only got more painful about a month into 10th grade, when Gigi started dating the new student, Nicky. Suddenly, Crystal felt herself become awkward around her best friend - someone she used to feel so free with. It was easier to pretend she wasnât falling in love with her when she was single. But now, now she had someone to be jealous of. Someone to remind her that clearly sheâs just not good enough for Gigi. Every now and again, Gigi wouldnât show up to their usual lunch table, leaving Crystal to third wheel with Jan and Jackie. On these days, Crystal didnât bother looking for Gigi, she knew who she was with, and frankly she couldnât bear to see them together. When she first saw the couple kiss, it made her stomach drop. Gigi was waiting for the bus when her friend sat next to her and made easy conversation. They were smiling and laughing until Nickyâs car (because of course she could drive) came to pick Gigi up. When she got in the car, the couple shared a moment far too intimate for Crystalâs liking. She pried her eyes away until she heard the car leave.
By Winter break, Gigi and Nicky had been dating for three months. Crystal wasnât very familiar with how their relationship was going - she knew it would only hurt her if she always asked Gigi about it. If Gigi wanted to talk to her about it, she would bring it up, and apparently Gigi really didnât want to talk to her about it. Crystal was fine with this. Well, Crystal was fine with this until there was a knock on her door at 11:58pm on a December night coming from the one and only Gigi Goode. Who was crying. Like, really crying. Crystal took the girl's hand and rushed her to her room, sitting her on the bed they had shared (platonically!!!!) many times before. She let her cry. Crystal had learned in her 16 years of life that sometimes, you just gotta cry. Still, the sight of her friend sobbing so much wasnât an easy one to digest, nor was it one she had seen often.Â
After god only knows how long, Gigiâs cries had died down, she was in Crystalâs pyjamas (which Crystal thought was too much for her brain to handle right now, but considering the situation she pushed these thoughts the the back of her mind, as if she hadnât tried that for the past year anyway) and she was holding a glass of ice water between both hands. It was Crystal who broke the silence.Â
âWhatâs up?â She was quiet, scared that speaking too loudly would cause the fragile girl infront of her to break down again. But she didnât. Her brows furrowed and she had a look on her face that Crystal couldnât quite place, something she wasnât used to by any means after being friends for a good ten years now.Â
âItâs nothing. Me and Nicky just had an argumentâ
âAnd this is why you came to my house in hysterics in the middle of the night in Winter. Ok, sure.â She deadpans. Gigi gave her a look as if to say âyou bitchâ but thereâs a fondness behind it nonetheless.Â
âOk fine. Itâs more than nothing. It feels like all we ever do is argue anymore. We do like, two things; we argue or we mess around, yknow? And Iâm kind of sick of it! Itâs like Iâm here for her to make out with and thatâs all that we have going for us. Thatâs the only good thing. And shouldnât there be more? Shouldnât there be romance, and dates and shouldnât we be able to be stupid in front of eachother and-â She started to cry again, though not as intense as before, definitely enough to stop her little rant. Crystal thought it was for the better, if she heard anymore of that she might start crying herself. She could give Gigi all of that. Hell, she already did for the most part.
Crystal was torn. She wanted to tell Gigi she should break up with Nicky. She knew it would be for the better, for both of them, but she still felt like it would be selfish of her to give that advice. She didnât want to accidentally take advantage of Gigi, with her being in such a vulnerable space. So she tells Gigi the facts - well, she didnât really have much (or any) experience so they could be completely false, but to her they seemed quite solid.
âCouples have honeymoon phases. They canât keep their hands off each other because theyâre so obsessed with this new person they have all to themselves and people get carried away. Itâs human nature. But that dies down, or it should. Eventually. Couples argue. Itâs healthy to disagree and make up every now and again but there comes a point where itâs just too much. I think you know where that point is. I canât make it up for you, itâs not my relationship, babeâ Crystal let the pet name slip without thinking too much about it. She was tired and it was a school night, and her friend was upset. She told herself it meant nothing. Gigi hugged her and fell asleep quite quickly, exhausted from her emotions having taken over.
Nicky was beautiful. Drop dead gorgeous. Painfully stunning. This was a fact, this was understood by boys and girls alike, gay straight or bi. Gigi was lucky to have her, or maybe she wasnât. Crystal didnât know anymore. She could see why Gigi had clearly fallen so hard for the french girl, with her fashion forward style and her thick accent that Crystal had no option to admit was just plain sexy. Again, this was all fact. Gigi was also beautiful. Thatâs why everyone loved them together. Aesthetically, their relationship just worked. But Crystal had a tear stained pillow and a broken girl to prove that aesthetics mean nothing unless thereâs love there too. And Crystal loves Gigi. She always has, and probably always will. Crystal didnât like Nicky. She didnât like the knowing glares she would get as they passed each other in the hall. It was as if the french girl could read her damn mind and she didnât like it one bit. It wound her up to no end. She also didnât like how she would argue with Gigi until she would cry and cry and run to Crystalâs house, sobbing into her pillow. It became routine. The pillow was pushed to the side, specifically for when Gigi came to cry her mascara onto it. Nicky would always apologise the next day. Gigi would always accept it. Crystal felt more and more hopeless.
A few months later, the routine continues. Gigi sends Crystal a text one night in February at around midnight, to say sheâs coming over (a new-ish development in the all too familiar routine) and Crystal prepares the signature glass of water and the tear-soaked pillow for her friend. When she opens the door after Gigiâs knocking, she is met with no tears. Actually, she is met with a smile. Crystal just stands there. Gigi walks casually up the staircase and into Crystalâs bedroom, taking the glass of water and sitting cross-legged on her bed, hugging the pillow, but not for emotional support - because it's just comfier. Crystal follows her, a million questions on the tip of her tongue. She sits opposite to Gigi.
âI broke up with Nickyâ
Oh.
OH.
âJust now? Oh my god, are you ok?â Crystal hears herself replying before she even knows what to say, sheâs glad she didnât say something stupid.
âNo actually, I broke up with her this morning. I was talking to Jan and Jackie about it earlier, but you werenât there. Plus, I wanted to tell you like this anyways. Here. Feels like tradition. Like itâs come full circle.â
âAre you sure youâre ok though?â Itâs honestly creepy to see Gigi so calm over Nicky, after all the tears she had spilled before.
âYeah. I think it truly ended a long time ago.â
âOh.â
Itâs silent. Crystal feels tense. Like thereâs something else to be said, like something else is going to happen. And sheâs right. Because when she looks up, Gigi is staring at her, pupils wide and ears red. Crystal feels like sheâs under a microscope. A breath gets stuck in her throat. Gigi giggles at it. She giggles and she inches forward. She inches forward and lifts her hands. She lifts her hands to Crystalâs face. And theyâre kissing. Theyâre kissing and Crystal is smiling. When they pull away, Gigi has plump lips and a dumb smile on her face. Crystal loves it. They sit there for a minute, just staring at each other. Letting each other give the moment a second to sink in. When it does, they laugh. And then they talk about it. And then they kiss some more. And then they fall asleep. So what if it took Gigi a bad relationship to see what was standing right infront of her? Now they have each other, and that isnât going to change.
#well that was a rollercoaster#inspired by taylor swift#the one and only#did u like it#pls say you liked it#gigi goode#crystal methyd#drag race#jan sport#jackie cox#crystal x gigi#gigi x crystal#also yes there is side jackie x jan bc i love them ok#rpdr#rpdr12#lesbian au#highschool au#kinda fluffy kinda angsty#slow burnish#drag race fanfiction
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