#funny rtte

[dontgetcaught256]

Hiccup: Sleep is the body’s best safety mechanism.

Astrid: How so?

Hiccup: It keeps you from screwing up for 8 hours.

[dragonnnfly]

“This is Berk. It’s 12 days north of hopeless, and a few degrees south of freezing to death.”

So, Hiccup is a sarcastic little shit (and we love him for it) we know this. This is clearly a jab at just how terrible Berk’s position in the archipelago is, but, oh, I’d have loved if this was actual names of islands in httyd.

Like, we’d obviously think this is sarcasm, but then one day in one of the tv shows they’ll visit the islands Hopeless and Freezing to death, briefly, and we’d be left going “…..huh….. They exist…”

[thereweredragonshere]

Not a fucking clue what possessed me to draw this but please feel free to ask High Hiccup Haddock any questions 😭

[perfectlyfrosty]

The way that if Hiccup had stepped down that ladder on the Reaper with his other foot in dragon eye of the beholder he would’ve lost his other leg in the very first episode of race to the edge gets me every time 😭

[rosiethedragongeek]

the gang should've been able to say fuck, right, we all agree, we all get it, but i also think it would be funny if ONLY the twins got to say fuck the whole gang is reacting to something and they're all oh my thor :0 and tuffnut just goes well FUCK

[msnewobsessioneveryweek]

Hiccup: When I am rich.

Hiccup pointing at Dagur: You’re getting therapy.

Hiccup pointing at Snotlout: You’re getting therapy.

Hiccup pointing at Heather: You’re getting DOUBLE therapy.

Hiccup: Everyone is healing.

[abibbi]

Tuffnut: Get ready to feast your eyes!

The twins: * Trying to show Hiccup the lookout tower they built that’s not there*

Hiccup:

[funkyfreshman]

SIR OGLETHORPE IN A DIFFRENT LIFE WAS A DRAG THING

He shaved and everything for this

[saturnniidae]

you say you have disabled hiccup headcanons? :3 *ears get really reall big. how are they doing that. why*

id love to hear them :D

Yes! Okay you've opened the floodgates my friend, I've been waiting to talk about this for so long.

He's autistic and has adhd! Obviously.

stims by tapping his fingers against things, waving his hands around, quickly taking apart and putting back together trinkets he's made, mimicking dragon noises (tho over time he's realized their vague meaning and stopped doing it randomly bc it was confusing them), running his hands over toothless' head to feel the texture of his scales and (when he was younger) petting his fur vest

His 'obsession' with things (trying to one up viggo, and when he was working on his sword) is literally just him Hyperfocusing on things

Easily loses track of time when he's locked in (Hyperfocused) working on inventions

Has that random 'I need to info dump NOW' thing and wakes Astrid up in the middle of the night like to randomly talk about abnormal behavioral patterns in a new terror flock on berk and Astrids just like 'babe I love you but it's three am'

Dyspraxic. When he was a kid he spent so much time practicing coordination for things like learning to write then later working in the smithy, and almost gave up more than once before continuing out of spite.

immunocompromised. Like seriously Hiccup has a weak ass immune system and would get sick every winter as a little kid, to the point of it being fatal. The villagers would always talk in hushed tones (bc of stoick caught them they'd get yelled at) and wonder if that years gonna be the one where he doesn't make it but he always ended up pulling through (also out of spite)

After meeting Toothless he developed tinnitus. Didn't think much of the ringing in his ears at first bc. Yknow, dragon roared at full volume directly into his ear. Then it didn't go away and he was like 'huh maybe this is an issue' then it just got worse as he continued to be in close proximity to loud noises like, even more roaring, and explosions etc.

Despite this he's got that weird "I enjoy loud noises like dragons roaring and the sound the wind makes when you're flying at like 40 mph, but if I hear the noise of lots of overlapping voices all having different conversations in a large room I need to die."

Chronic pain. The obvious, phantom pains in his leg of course, but fun fact! The human body really doesn't like it when you've broken bones repeatedly especially in the same area, and with how much this kid gets thrown around in rtte it's safe to say he's broken, fractured, and dislocated a lot of things.

When he comes home/gets back to the edge after a long day of traumatic or ridiculous events, first thing he does is take Toothless' saddle and prosthetic tail fin off, then he tries to crash in his bed, but either Toothless doesn't let him sleep until he's taken his prosthesis off (I hate that he sleeps with it on in canon looking at it makes my body hurt imaging how uncomfortable that'd be), or Astrid comes in to make sure he does (and also to make sure he eats bc he forgets to wayyy too often).

Asthma. No explanation. I just know he has it

I hope not all of these came off as super angsty, they aren't meant to completely. Like sure it sucks but he's allowed to not be miserable constantly (disabled people are allowed to not be miserable constantly, it doesn't make our pain any less valid. We're allowed to be happy).

I just love when characters are permanently, physically, changed by their story. Tbh if it weren't for rampant ableism, I think a lot of characters in action/adventure stories would be disabled, but people aren't ready for that discussion yet. Ty for the ask I had so much fun answering and writing these!!!

[shroomiethefrogwhisperer]

Do you guys think that, in the HTTYD lore, they say “No shit, Spitelout,” as an insult? Because canonically, Snotlout and his dad, Spitelout, are kinda idiots.

just a thought.

[bluejulius]

they had a fight

bonus + sketch;

[dontgetcaught256]

*Dagur is cooking*

Fishlegs: Any chance that’s for me?

Dagur: It’s for Astrid and Hiccup. I’m planning on making some bad choices tonight, and I need them on my side.

Heather: I never realized the forethought that went into being a disappointment.

[dragonnnfly]

Httyd + tumblr

[thereweredragonshere]

This is from like a month or so ago, but have more biblically accurate Hiccstrid 🫶

[ziggityzigg]

Dagur: I’ll go right up your nose!

Ruffnut: Ha!

Hiccup: Woah woah woah! You wouldn’t hit a woman!

Dagur: ..Thats a woman?.

[puffpal7]

do you guys see my vision