#fuckyesyesyesyesyes

[transingthoseformers]

AU to offer:

Megatron calls the DJD before he defects and tells them they are moving on to Phase 7 (canonly Repopulation) convincing them it's a long scheme now that the population is so low and Tarn ever obedient sees Megatron join the Lost Light and shows up informing Rodimus they are joining his quest and supplies Ultra Magnus with all the specific laws for defectors, offers some of the List as payment, and, as they've prepped, has all the DJD pass the Autobot test with flying colors.

Rodimus is petty enough to invite them on to get back at Megatron who is uncomfy and he has a type.

So now Tarn has ordered the DJD to make friends and propagate, deciding that as their leader he must have someone of equivalent rank and so goes for Rodimus who is lonely and the type to make friends through sex cue rocking Tarn's world right into Tarn being the "crazy, posessive girlfriend" and Rodimus being strangely delighted that someone wants to lock him down since he's mostly a fuck buddy not lockdown mech and may be rebounding emotionally. A little.

Megatron watching from the side horrified only spurs him on.

Background plot of DJD attempting to seduce Autobots and gleeful reporting the results and a very smug Tarn accomplishing this first. With Rodimus taking impending baby trap surprisingly well and starting a competition to baby proof the LL as part of his preparation and listening to baby books as audiobooks during shifts.

Also Rewind is trying to kill them in the background while Chromedome attempts to stop his husband from pissing off the murder death squad.

(And, wow, they just found Dominus Ambus who mysteriously lost his memory of the passed several hundred years how mysterious don't look too closely at the Pet's absence. Here Rewind your husband. This is not a cleverly planned distraction/cover up of some questionable behaviors.)

Ohhhohoh

Oh this sounds fun, this right here is a whole ass crack fic

I've only read like one or two Roditarn fics ever, and this right here provides such an interesting situation with Tarn in full "oh so it's finally time for the 'facing part of the plan!!!!!!", the DJD becoming this odd mix of autobot adjacent and yet decepticon adjacent, Megatron just being damn traumatized by this turn of events, Rodimus fucking rolling with the baby trapping and going full dad mode, Chromedome absolutely seething with barely if at all controlled rage, Rewind gets a husband back meaning he either has an ally in preventing Domey from basically committing sudoku or he has two idiot conjunxes to deal with, and possible shady shit feat. Dominus Ambus.

What the hell have you done and how do I plead that we can do so much more??

[entreletrasycafeina]

El francés es el idioma que convierte la suciedad en romance.

Stephen King

[bookandyarndragon]

Committing sudoku? I'm going with you ment seppuku/hiri-kiri but damn the idea of Cromedome ritually turning himself into 9x9 number puzzle, or trying to, fits with the level of shenanigans involved in this fic.

AU to offer:

Megatron calls the DJD before he defects and tells them they are moving on to Phase 7 (canonly Repopulation) convincing them it's a long scheme now that the population is so low and Tarn ever obedient sees Megatron join the Lost Light and shows up informing Rodimus they are joining his quest and supplies Ultra Magnus with all the specific laws for defectors, offers some of the List as payment, and, as they've prepped, has all the DJD pass the Autobot test with flying colors.

Rodimus is petty enough to invite them on to get back at Megatron who is uncomfy and he has a type.

So now Tarn has ordered the DJD to make friends and propagate, deciding that as their leader he must have someone of equivalent rank and so goes for Rodimus who is lonely and the type to make friends through sex cue rocking Tarn's world right into Tarn being the "crazy, posessive girlfriend" and Rodimus being strangely delighted that someone wants to lock him down since he's mostly a fuck buddy not lockdown mech and may be rebounding emotionally. A little.

Megatron watching from the side horrified only spurs him on.

Background plot of DJD attempting to seduce Autobots and gleeful reporting the results and a very smug Tarn accomplishing this first. With Rodimus taking impending baby trap surprisingly well and starting a competition to baby proof the LL as part of his preparation and listening to baby books as audiobooks during shifts.

Also Rewind is trying to kill them in the background while Chromedome attempts to stop his husband from pissing off the murder death squad.

(And, wow, they just found Dominus Ambus who mysteriously lost his memory of the passed several hundred years how mysterious don't look too closely at the Pet's absence. Here Rewind your husband. This is not a cleverly planned distraction/cover up of some questionable behaviors.)

Ohhhohoh

Oh this sounds fun, this right here is a whole ass crack fic

I've only read like one or two Roditarn fics ever, and this right here provides such an interesting situation with Tarn in full "oh so it's finally time for the 'facing part of the plan!!!!!!", the DJD becoming this odd mix of autobot adjacent and yet decepticon adjacent, Megatron just being damn traumatized by this turn of events, Rodimus fucking rolling with the baby trapping and going full dad mode, Chromedome absolutely seething with barely if at all controlled rage, Rewind gets a husband back meaning he either has an ally in preventing Domey from basically committing sudoku or he has two idiot conjunxes to deal with, and possible shady shit feat. Dominus Ambus.

What the hell have you done and how do I plead that we can do so much more??