#fucker didnt even bother checking it. i SHOULD have stolen those. fuck u.
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all the big chain stores here have been adding more and more cameras lately and im like man. ur just making me want to steal from you even more.
#of course i would never#all the more reason to wear masks and hoods tho#all the security guards eye me tf up sorry to disappoint yall i just have autism#and also dont wanna catch ur fucking sick. goddamn flu season.#one time i was lugging bags of cat litter outside to wait for my ride to pull up w the car#manager ran up and was like hey do you have a receipt#i pointed at it lying on the ground partly underneath the bags#fucker didnt even bother checking it. i SHOULD have stolen those. fuck u.
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