#fuck my irish ass
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anyone else up white rn
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heiji: hello
abijah: * fiddle-de-dee ahh japanese *
heiji: what the fuck did you just say to me
#fowdo#heiji shindo#abijah fowler#HIS ACCENT.. while not always correct.. IS VERY THICK IN THE SHOW AND OBVIOUSLY THEYRE NOT ALL SPEAKING ENGLISH IN 1600S EDO JAPAN…#THE CONCEPT IS SO FUNNY I KNOW THIS TONAL LANGUAGE KICKED HIS ASS#LOVE THINKING OF PPL PHYSICALLY RECOILING WHEN HE SPEAKS#i know it was definately worse whenever he first came over which is even FUNNIER#THE IRISH TRILLLLL#ADDENDUM TO MY MISTAKE: its pitch accent not tonal#my bad!!#I STILL KNOW THAT FUCKS HIM UP THOUGH
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𝑪𝑶𝑴𝑬 𝑻𝑯𝑹𝑶𝑼𝑮𝑯 𝑻𝑯𝑬 𝑯𝑬𝑨𝑻𝑯𝑬𝑹, 𝑨𝑹𝑶𝑼𝑵𝑫 𝑯𝑰𝑴 𝑮𝑨𝑻𝑯𝑬𝑹, / 𝒀𝑬'𝑹𝑬 𝑨𝑳𝑳 𝑻𝑯𝑬 𝑾𝑬𝑳𝑪𝑶𝑴𝑬𝑹 𝑬𝑨𝑹𝑳𝒀; / 𝑨𝑹𝑶𝑼𝑵𝑫 𝑯𝑰𝑴 𝑪𝑳𝑰𝑵𝑮 𝑾𝑰𝑻𝑯 𝑨 𝒀𝑶𝑼𝑹 𝑲𝑰𝑵, / 𝑭𝑶𝑹 𝑾𝑯𝑨'𝑳𝑳 𝑩𝑬 𝑲𝑰𝑵𝑮 𝑩𝑼𝑻 𝑪𝑯𝑨𝑹𝑳𝑰𝑬? 𝑪𝑶𝑴𝑬 𝑻𝑯𝑹𝑶𝑼𝑮𝑯 𝑻𝑯𝑬 𝑯𝑬𝑨𝑻𝑯𝑬𝑹, 𝑨𝑹𝑶𝑼𝑵𝑫 𝑯𝑰𝑴 𝑮𝑨𝑻𝑯𝑬𝑹 / 𝑪𝑶𝑴𝑬 𝑹𝑶𝑵𝑨𝑳𝑫, 𝑪𝑶𝑴𝑬 𝑫𝑶𝑵𝑨𝑳𝑫, 𝑪𝑶𝑴𝑬 𝑨 𝑻𝑯𝑬𝑮𝑰𝑻𝑯𝑬𝑹; / 𝑨𝑵𝑫 𝑪𝑹𝑶𝑾𝑵 𝒀𝑶𝑼𝑹 𝑹𝑰𝑮𝑯𝑻𝑭𝑼 𝑳𝑨𝑾𝑭𝑼 𝑲𝑰𝑵𝑮 / 𝑭𝑶𝑹 𝑾𝑯𝑨'𝑳𝑳 𝑩𝑬 𝑲𝑰𝑵𝑮 𝑩𝑼𝑻 𝑪𝑯𝑨𝑹𝑳𝑰𝑬?
independent & highly selective, highly divergent ROBB STARK of A SONG OF ICE AND FIRE. written by TRAIN. follows back from @gedwimora
#selfpromos / ooc.#my hand slipped#don't feel like putting this in the tags lkdsjhgfdskl#is my irish american ass putting all my 'but THIS time we BEAT THE ENGLISH and DON'T have our whole country fucked' fantasies on robb?#YES#THIS TIME WE WIN!!!!!!!! CELTIC SWEEP!!!!
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mutuals do any of u wanna learn ur country’s native language that u dont know bcz of THE FUCKING ENGLISH and then force those guys to speak it as payback with me?
#i will be learning gaelic#(ngl i’m not even sure if its spelled like that or if thats only the way u spell the irish one thats pronounced gay-lick not gah-lick)#(but whatever)#but yk u can learn whichever one shouldve been ur native language#idk on an anti-english kick today#i hate that rhats the only language i speak#my scottish/jewish ass shoukd be speaking hebrew and gaelic rn#ryan shut the fuck up
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“I hope the path to wherever you’re going is soft and full of flowers. I hope the sun is warm, and I hope there are places to rest”.
Brennan Lee Mulligan as Tula
D20’s Burrow’s End
Episode 3 - “A Second Sun”
@ 34:15
#this is reminiscent of the irish blessing and i think brennan knew that#this fucking bear funeral KICKED MY ASS#dimension 20#dropouttv#burrow’s end#brennan lee mulligan#aabria iyengar#rashawn scott
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I'll be honest, y'all. "Rolin Jones ruins your favorite playwright by making him into a vampire and throwing out a bunch of cheap jokes on his work" was not on my iwtv s2 bingo card but in retrospect if we're shitting on trailblazing artists with more talent in their decayed bones than Rolin has in his entire body, I guess Sam Beckett can keep Anne company.
#i mean. i did call it.#you can't just INCIDENTALLY have a fucking IRISH PLAYWRIGHT named SAM#rolin jones you can eat my entire ass i hate you so much#fellas is it gay to lie down with the devil#<- amc iwtv tag for blocking
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expiremental headmate/alter pack!
i decided i wanted to try out making headmate packs, so here's my attempt!
RULES:
Anyone may use this pack as inspiration, so long as you support or are neutral about paraphiles, transIDs and Radqueers, since this pack is made by someone who's all three of those & is thus influenced by them.
If you form/split/create a headmate inspired by this pack & post about him, credit isn't necessary (but appreciated :] if you want to credit, link to or @ this blog :] /nf)
And remember that any headmates formed is their own person and might, and probably will, not follow this pack word-for-word! The pack is meant more as an inspiration to anyone wanting to form a headmate but don't know how they want them to be :]
That's all! Pack is under the Read More, since it's quite long lol
Headmate Pack 01
Theme/s: Death, Cotard's Delusion
Name/s: Lorelai, Manea, Odin, Cotard/Jules, Mort, Pluto/Hades Pronouns: co/tard/cotards/cotards/cotardself haunt/haunt/haunts/haunts/hauntself rot/rot/rots/rots/rotself x/x/xs/xs/xself null/null/nulls/nulls/nullself she/him/her/his/herself he/her/his/hers/himself Gender/s: Azurgirl, Enbymasc, Kenochoric, GNC Transfem Role/s: Conductor, Polyholder (delusions, gender, memory) TransIDs: lefthandian, transADHD, transSZPD, age non-conforming, agepunk, permateen, transCotard's
Brief personality description: She tends to be a little closed-off and likes to be edgy. Null will (mostly jokingly) fight Anyone who's mean to null or nulls system. He's very good at preparing for unlikely scenarios, if someone needs something specific you can count on him to have it.
Brief physical description: X has light-medium olive skin with freckles, warm grey eyes and dark ginger hair. Haunt is very tall and practically towers over anyone else, and somewhat skinny. Co dresses mostly in 90s, usually punk and adjacent inspired clothes, but will also wear other clothes co happens to like.
#most of rot was generated by an oc generator on perchance btw lol#if anyone wants the link send an ask; its an amazing genarator!!#build a headmate#headmate pack#headmate creation#transid#transplural#rqc🌈🍓#NO guarantee that ill ever make another one btw lmao#like i said this is pretty experimental on my part; especially since we suck ass at intentionally forming specific headmates hduawhduawd#the two we have managed were very 'their source but wildly to the left. like across the fucking road' /vsilly#caleb turned irish & no one knows or Knows why. jonah became the world's most indecisive transfem husband#we dont know what plukas phoenix wright and simon blackquill are doing here.#someone help us DHUWAHDUIAW /j /silly#🧭…➷❛original post❜ .·°⁎✦
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I saw the "in my cups over them," so consider this a general prompt to ramble about them! Tell me anything and everything. I have to know more. 👀
Hi @halfalgorithm-halfdeity I struggle to get a lot of my Muireann and Hien thoughts wrangled down because they're tied up in the "chewing through tables over rediscovering your culture after being colonised and the systematic erasure of your culture and heritage" that Stormblood sends me through (truly, an expansion for My Interests /gestures at Ireland's 800 years of oppression BUT I DIGRESS)
Hien and Muireann meet each other at the best possible time to work but also it's the worst time for them to realise it. (on reading back I do not actually explain this - basically if they met earlier Hien wouldn't have made his own plans for sacrifice/rebellion and Muireann wouldn't have been running from her feelings and grief, and if they met later Muireann would have had a chance to fully wall herself off emotionally. But because they meet when they do, Muireann is still wrangling with her emotional mess and cannot admit that she has feelings for Hien and that makes it a mess for both of them)
THIS GOT LONG AND IS STILL SOMEHOW THE CLIFF NOTES VERSION LMAO
Spoilers for ARR through to Shadowbringers intro under the cut, mostly Stormblood.
Muireann is fresh off of Y'shtola collapsing a tunnel on herself at the end of ARR, Haurchefant fucking dying in her arms, then Y'shtola coming back but now they're both different but maybe there are feelings but it's Complicated now, and then Y'shtola getting almost killed by Zenos and Muireann goes with the contingent to help in Doma in large part to avoid all the feelings that seeing the woman she fully changes the course of her life for get cut down right in front of her and she couldn't do Anything. Muireann is going to Doma to harden her heart back up. Because heartbreak causes mistakes in her calculations and mistakes cost lives, and against Zenos that could mean an absolutely devastating loss of life.
Hien has spent the last year-ish of his life recovering from almost dying after watching Zenos kill his father in front of him. The smart move would have been to then flee but he put his people above his own life (also likely a Terrible way to cope with seeing your dad sliced open in front of you but yanno). He knows that what little military might they had before that rebellion is gone. So he makes a plan. One that only works if several extremely unlikely things happen in succession because he has this plan before the Scions turn up.
So when they first meet and Hien's response to "we have spent days changing their minds so the people ask for your sword" was "I will simply win the Naadam even though I am only a little while recovered and have had maybe a few months to attempt to get back into fighting shape" it honestly kind of short-circuited her brain. Because it was the only logical path forward but it was an incredibly risky plan with so many opportunities to go horribly wrong and it was presented as though it was simple. Because it also was a very simple plan. For the best chance of success with the least amount of lives lost they needed more fighters. This is the most efficient way to gain social standing with the most amount of people in order to make this request. It's essentially then just a process of Muireann's own feelings wearing down her bullheaded stubbornness to get her to admit the fact she has feelings to herself after she had decided that she Was Not Going To Care About Anyone Else Like That.
Hien was faced with a pretty elf that was quiet and reserved but when she did speak up it was largely related to tactics and strategy. Someone who clearly knew what she was talking about but that did not align with how she would have been described (powerful mage, vicious witch, breaker of gods). Then he sees her in battle. And she summons a dragon. To save him? Probably her brother. But maybe also him? Maybe just him?
The two proceed to flirt with each other obtusely while internally talking themselves out of the sheer notion that the other person is interested in them. The post-Naadam Doma arc for these two drives me fully insane I am obsessed with them.
When they eventually do get their shit together at the end of Stormblood they continue the trend of internally making assumptions about the other person and what kind of future they want. And so they pointedly avoid any and all conversation about the future and their feelings beyond "enjoying each other's company". At this point they're both fully smitten, head over heels, cannot imagine a future without each other. Neither of them say this to each other.
Then the strange headaches start.
Then people start falling into magic, soul-snatched comas.
Muireann initially continues to assume that she'll be fine because she has the Echo. Then during the fight at the Ghimlyt Dark where Hien, Yugiri and Lyse hold off Zenos until Murieann and the rest of her party arrive Muireann and Hien both have to face the fact that they are in fact In Love with the other person. Do they say this to each other? No. Of course not. (though in their defense this time Murieann was whisked back to Ishgard with the rest of the gang to recover closer to the rest of the Scions).
In Ishgard Muireann finds out that her brother has fallen into a coma. She's completely distraught both at the potential loss of her brother and also at the realisation that the Echo won't protect her. And she has never told Hien how she feels. She hastily writes a letter because she needs to get it out of her before the fear strikes again, and also because they have a lead at the Crystal Tower that she needs to follow up on. That letter is dispatched and mere hours later Hien is notified that Muireann has also fallen into a magic coma.
Hien then bullies convinces the remaining Scions to let Muireann's body rest in Doma. The offered logic being that if all the Scions and Warriors of Light are resting in the same spot, it would be very easy for Garlemald to blow up one building and be rid of the most persistent thorn in their side. A larger reason is because Muireann's confession letter opens with "I wish I could tell you this in person" and he stops reading. Gets her body safe in Doma. And waits.
Because there is something she wanted to tell him (and something he wants to tell her).
Anyway that's the cliff notes version of Them leading into Shadowbringers. They give me fucking Hives (I am obsessed).
Just two people piecing together what their heritage means to them in the present after attempts at destroying it.
A disaster-sexual wizard and a prince who loves women who can kerb stomp him.
#this isn't even getting into how teeth-rotting sweet they are during the Shb patches#when they actually have a fucking conversation about their future together#anyway the Them#this is my cringe and I am defeating it#because I'm obsessed with them actually#I was already buzzing around the similarities between the anti-Irish cartoons etc and how the beast tribes were talked about in ARR#then I get Stb a whole expansion on throwing off colonisation and how do you rebuild yourselves after#with two (2) different approaches with Doma trying to return to how it was and Gyr Abania trying to build something different#while still honouring the heritage of the different cultures within it#uuuggghhhh#anyway posting at ass o'clock because otherwise I will get scaaarrred of the stb hate brigade lmao#a realm reborn spoilers#heavensward spoilers#stormblood spoilers#shadowbringers spoilers#muirien#Muireann Uais#wolhien
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New challenge, draw Cletus Kasady wearing this
#marvel#symbiotes#carnage#cletus kasady#symbiote#cletus kasady carnage#irish#irish bitch ass feral fucking ginger#but it the nicest way possible#hes my babygirl
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Theres no Gunderkeen fics that have them as a focus on ao3
#My reaction in that order#mcga#magnus chase and the gods of asgard#gunderkeen#Mallory Keen#Halfborn Gunderson#GIVE ME THE ANGY IRISH WOMAN AND HER BIG ASS BOYFRIEND PLEASEEEEEEEEE#I DO NOT GIVE A FUCK ABOUT ALEX AND MAGNUS RIGHT NOW#OR SAM AND MALLORY? WHY THE FUCK WOULD YOU TAG IT AS GUNDERKEEN YOU DENSE CABBAGE
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Gaze, ye, upon the best boi the world will ever see and know that he is gone, and we are the poorer for it. But especially me, who will never kiss his lil face again and tell him he is my bestest baby dog in the whole world. He had 13 years, 11 with me, and should have had more, and the only thing consoling me rn is the insane amount of whiskey i've consumed to deal with a reality without him in it.
Roddy, my baby dog, my bestest boi. I know the world goes on but fuck. FUCK. I needed you in it, bud. I'm so, so sorry.
#Ok this is much more personal than i ever get on tumblr#But FUCK#LOOK AT HIM#LOOK AT HIS FACE#tell me you wouldn't be head in the toilet drunk about losing that goodest boi tonight#Like it JUST happened i'll be ok life goes on etc. Fuck but FUCK#Irish wake for my boi tonight we are suffering for the harsh reality of death and love#You think nothing matters? HE MATTERED#And if that's what carries me thru the next 20 years so be it#But fuuuuuuuck my ass is not 25 no mo i am gonna *pay* for this tomorrow#Hahaha like i care he won't be there to wake my ass up for walks i gotta find my own reason to get up now#Fuck me but for all the world sucks and all i've been thru nothing has felt so hard#This isn't even the first 10+ year dog i've lost or pet that's died too soon but FUCK ME#He was the best boi that ever lived and i will love him to the end of this ashy fucked up universe#Ooooogh don't expect to hear from me for like#A couple days maybe#Raise a glass to my boi but also. Don't. Drink is the devil. Fuuuu<ck#Me
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Me: God I fucking hate the UK, it’s a racist, xenophobic shit hole and it’s impossible for me to move out of my parents house or have my own place because of how bad the cost of living crisis is, I would so much rather we just move to fucking Ireland like my grandparents did
My family: *actually start talking about possibly moving us to Ireland*
Me:
#listen okay for all intents and purposes yes Ireland is better than the uk fuck this country#but I’ve lived in the same house since I was 2 years old and my autism is NOT vibing with the idea of moving to a whole ass other country#also I’ve just spent months looking for a job and finally found one I seem to be doing okayish at with good benefits#also the possibility of them training me so I can be qualified and make more money + also I’ve found an amateur dramatics group I like…#and that’s when my parents decided ‘lol let’s just fucking move’#personal#to clarify my grandparents were born and raised in Ireland so I have Irish ancestry I’m not just some tourist
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Happy Pride to my increasingly more fuzzy facial hair
#listen my pasty irish ass thought i would never get facial hair this visible even with t#im fucking thriving
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I saw Hozier for the 5th time and I am in excruciating pain but god damn that white boy does a hell of a job
#tbh he was looking a little rough my mama said he needs some water and rest#old boy be touring and touring#the first time I saw him was when the ep dropped and it was a tiny little bar#his first time in America#not to be like I listened to him before everyone but I found artists lullaby by accident when it first dropped#I was looking for lullaby music to soothe me lol#and I heard him and said WOAH. nice#and forced my mom to come see him with me#and now I see him every time he’s around#it was very muddy and we had the bum ass lawn seats and I watched this one bitch SLOWLY#slooowly eat shit#she was slipping and I tried to catch her but she just kept going and spilled her beer all down her side and just laid in the mud for a sec#then an Irish(?) man said I look like drew barrymore which isn’t true but that was nice#anywho my feets hurt and I’m tired as fuck but i had fun
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have spent the night on-and-off rewriting and rereading my original fiction draft from way back in 2019 and i'm pleased to report that i still love this story SO SO SO FUCKING MUCH. ough god those OCs can complicated and terrible fucking decisions, all the time, forever. god bless.
#original fiction#the goal is to get an ~8k sample ready for the irl writing group in a month#i've drafted 4k but obviously need to do a lot of line editing and such as well.#also plugged my half-assed conlang (which will change Significantly in the future i'm sure) into google translate#to make sure it wouldnt return nonsense. and indeed it's fully untranslatable HOWEVER#google DOES clock the base language as being irish. which is. So Fucking Funny.#it's like language detected. irish. none of these words are on teanglann or focloir tho i just Know.#like yeah okay. expose my laziness. i was indeed so lazy.
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…yall afraid of pancakes?
#ra speaks#personal#….god grant me patience and mercy but not strength because I want to dunk on them so hard#bro. bro I get that you’re Catholic and whatever but like. really. you’re not going to get pancakes for dinner bc its pride pancake night???#I am clearly not dyking it up enough that folk will just say the quiet part loud in front of me#at least the guy who suggested they eat elsewhere wasn’t any of the guys I’m out to and cool with.#(its y’know one of the assholes that so badly wants to pick a fight with me but is too pussy to speak to me outside of meetings)#I’m always fascinated by the lines other Catholics draw. idk maybe my family is too Irish and it’s like#there’s people who won’t swear or watch anything that acknowledges queer people or apparently eat pride pancakes#like ???? where I’m from is you’re happy healthy and not hurting yourself or others who gives a fuck. more pancakes for my gay ass I guess.#I’m not even mad really it’s just. I am feeling incredible: you would not survive the real world. abt these guys.#except they would bc their parents are loaded rich white folk :/
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