#fuck billie looks soooo daddy here

[becauseicantthinkwritings]

I love some good inspection. Like. LOVE it. If u have any more ideas feel free to share :D

Like, I love inspection on a whole, but like, imagine adding a hit of daddy kink into it would be soooo 🥵

Oh shit imagine a free use scenario

Maybe, Billy helps reader out by letting her move in with him and they have an agreement that he can have her at anytime and any place.

It starts off with him inpecting her each day after he gets home from work. He wants to touch her hair and feel her skin and look at how wet she gets for him.

She slowly gets used to his wandering hands. Literally anywhere and any time. In the morning while she brushes her teeth? One hand is in her hair and the other is under the waistband of her underwear, circling her clit.

Maybe she's doing her skincare at night and suddenly his face is between her thighs.

He gets bolder and bolder, until one day she's stripped on his conference table, while he pinches her clit gently.

"This pussy is so small, baby, I'd never fit."

"I'll make you fit." She says.

He laughs in amusement, as if it's not exactly what he wants to hear.

His fingers dip lower and she stiffens when he circles her back entrance.

"What about here? Would you make me fit here too?"

"I-If you want, sir."

He's torturing himself by waiting this long to fuck her. But he loves the torture. He loves that you're willing and pliant for him, but it's his own self control holding him back.

"If you make a mess on my table I'll make you clean it with your tongue." He warns, even though he does everything in his power to make sure you do get his table messy.

Ahh, what about an inspection before each date they go on. He has to get a good feel of the dress, he has to get a good long look at her properly. Maybe he presses an experimental finger into her and tease her about how she's always wet and ready for daddy's cock even though she's never had it.

Maybe at night, she gets off on his thigh and he wants to see what she looks like after she comes.

Side note:

Goddamn a medical kink where Billy's a gp examining a pretty girl and showing her where all the spots that make her feel good are.

"See, rubbing this special spot right here makes naughty girls like you feel good."

"Why don't you come to me any time you feel these tingles, I'll get rid of them for you."

💀

[gaming-thoughts-by-an-idiot]

Fallout 3: DLC The pitt

• Werner: " we have to keep moving, there's no time!" Also Werner: *moves slower than a slug*

• "If u dress up as a slave" sure, sounds like some weird foreplay but ok

• Wait wait wait, was I supposed to leave my weapons?????

• I swear to god, if they take my weapons...

• Ok dude, where am I supposed to go?

• Dude what the fuxk??? Where am I going????

• Am I supposed to go over the bridge??

• Ok srly, if they take my weapons...

• Hhhh should I go back and just dump my weapons off????

• Ok ok, taking out mines... dogs... NOT NICE DOGS

• AUGH THEY TOOK MY SHIT NONO WE'RE GOING BACK

• OK LETS GO, FUCK YOU

• Ok dump off all my stuff.... get a haircut....

• Ok he looks cool now

• Let's get this shit back on the road!

• Yay... here we go again

• HE FUCKING STOPPED, I WAS AT THE GATE ARE YOU FUCKING you know what it's fine its whatever

• Why does he have a eye patch, is it like Gage? Decoration?

• ... I miss Gage ;-; my baby, my raider baby, ;;-;;

• I wish I could run in this game, that would be swell

• Save statiooonsss, gotta love mah stationnnns

• Like... does these dogs belong to the Pitt slavers or?

• God, I'm collecting the mines

• Omnomnom human

• Helloooo daddy

• Oh nevermind, he was prettier on a distance

• Trogs?

• I feel so naked

• But I see now I wouldnt have lost them forever, they're just in a safe

• Also, have I played this before???? Achievements say yes, memory no...

• The more I talk to the slavers, the more I miss my nukaworld raiders... I'm having Gage withdrawal

• Deleted like... 20 levels worth of saves...

• Pfff, a slaver was like "talk you piece of shit" and kicked a slave as if he was a toddler... and then he shot all three, but lol

• Here we are, many slavers around... watching and what do I do? Steal, I loot, I'm in rags but nono let me loot

• Ooooh trogs r food.. ok ok

• ... oh wait... no... is trogs like.. ghouls????

• I'm playing on very easy so yeah, it's fine I guess

• "I hope you said goodbye YAGAGAHAGAHAH" - raider slaver

• Me, smiling at the laughter: lol

• Raider slaver: wtf are you smiling about?

• Me: *sweating gif meme*

• Midea: lately the boss have been bringing slaves from all over...

• Me, knowing it's me who enslaved the new slaves: *sweats in stress*

• Man, it would be so funny if I could meet everyone I enslaved

• Wonder if I can do like a "bad" choice here

• Marco: hey not so loud

• Also marco: IM MAKING WEAPONS DONT TELL ANYONE

• Me: ... ok

• Everett? Had a boyfriend in XoXo droplets called that

• Well it's time

• AAAA I REMEMBER THIS PLACE NOW OMG I HATE THIS PLACE AHAHA

• FUCK

• Fuck, I almost pissed myself, fucking weird gollum fuck

• Omg the wild men people are just raiders... I keep thinking "oh god it must be horrible", and it probably is... but I'm playing on very easy cuz I'm here to chill, I've already played on normal twice maybe three times.

• Oh my god, gave me such a fright

• Fucking gollums

• I'm just grabbing as much as I can, cuz I like exploring

• Ehehe lockpicking and computer at 100, nothing can stop me

• Game: bring us 10 ingnots

• Me, a dumb bich: did you say "all of them"?

• Wow, he just ignored my skills

• I can just keep giving him ignots lol

• I found wild billy, but I told milly hes alive and well, oh well, 100 in speech bro

• I WANNA BETRAY THEM ALL AHAHAHHAHAHHA

• he better be pretty

• .... I miss Gage

• Like, what do they even do with all the steel?

• He sounds like hes worshipping steel

• Asur: blahblahblah

• Me: whatever

• Omg the song butcher Pete, would be perfect here

• Radio doesnt work here ;-;

• Some of them are like born here. Do they make the kids work too?

• Let's do this!!!

• AAAAAAA

• That was easy

• I love this weird ripper, I walk up to them and woosh dead

• I've won :)

• I got lost, but I found like five nuka colas so im ok

• I'm so daft.... the door was there all along

• I accidentally stole something fuck

• It's so funny cuz like, they're talking like they're soooo badass... but I know they would cry if they met the disciples, my precious psychopaths ♡

• Woooow that's a biiig house, omgggg a big statueeee, I wonder if hes like, insecure about something

• I slapped a raider in the face with a book

• I'm here to be evil, not to be nice

• It's a crib in here??? Awwww

• ;w; this is precious

• BABIES

• hes legit, Moriarty

• IT SAID I COULD BASICALLY SAY "YOINK" AND STEAL THE BABY OMG

• It's a baby

• Its making baby noises

• ... not stealing it

• Her, the baby

• Bye baby

• Let's talk with mindea

• Gheez, shes like angry cuz I betrayed her heh

• HAHA

• "WE JUST NEEDED TO KIDDNAP HER FOR OUR FREEDOM" OK

• Fuck, I'm lost again

• Oh... I... I can fast travel...

• Yay, steelyard woo

• I have the feeling I'm going the wrong way

• Ok I found the way

• How the fuck do i get up there

• !!ahh??? Theres a door!!! Have there always been a door????

• It's the final count down Wabababaa wbababababaaa

• You shit man

• "Leave now, and never come back" I getting some lion king flashbacks

• Me: you can go

• Him: fine asshole

• Me, pulling up my weapon, vats locked: :)

• Ehehehe murder

• Fast travel eyy

• Are we done yet

• Why dont they know who I ammmmmm

• Jesus, he scared me, ran up to me, jesus christ

• Pfff "you got some cure, just dont think about what it may have cost others" lol are you trying to guilt trip me?

• He was in the brotherhood and hes angy

• Cool, I can give toys to the baby, that's cute!

• The baby is ugly

• Finally I can leave

[naiaguerrero]

☎ for billie and nessa

NAME: Billie👑RINGTONE: Killen Queen — QueenPICTURE: 

LAST TEXT RECEIVED: [ from Billie👑, 5:30PM ] Some bearded guy just said he’s been messaging me on tinder all week. What did you do?LAST TEXT SENT:[ to Billie👑, 2:15 AM ] Soooo I might’ve gotten slightly drunk and signed you up for a tinder account BUT I promise it’ll be fun! Maybe you’ll find your soulmate — or get food and drinks for free?? Either way its great 🤷

NAME: Ness💄RINGTONE: Dura — Daddy YankeePICTURE:

LAST TEXT RECEIVED:[ from Ness💄, 12:30PM ] I am so pissed off. I swear I’m going to puch that smug look right out of his fucking face. LAST TEXT SENT:[ to Ness💄, 12:31 PM ] Alright I have some Havana Club dad brought last month, come over and we’ll down the whole thing and forget about what-his-face tonight. Please don’t hurt anyone on your way here. Te quierooo 😘

[cvenir]

imma try this again bc i said y’know fck it (heh) bc i need to introduce these characters before making proper bios ok here we go

so actually since i did do zella, felix, and gwenna’s bios, i’ll actually just leave them out of the intro bc like.... i have 8 more lmao so like here you can find their bios in the first three circles n also imma link all the pinterests aGAIN bc they probably do more than i can

these are gonna be crude n real cut n dry but let’s face it who has time to read everything abt all 11 ok this is for US

CHRISTOPHER ‘KIT’ MILLER looks an awful lot like DONALD GLOVER. HE is THIRTY-TWO and while they’re MAGNETIC, they have a tendency to get pretty MERCENARY. You’ve probably seen them around Kola listening to DEGAS PARK by KEVIN ABSTRACT.

ok so kit is my son !! he is kinda a shitty person but it’s a result of his upbringing entirely like he was raised in a household of self-obsession and pre-occupation with the material things. aka he’s like filthy rich bc his parents are well-known in the entertainment business

his father is a rlly big time actor like he is thaT GUY ( my star wars lovin ass likes to pretend he’s billy dee williams bc lando unite but anyway unrelated ) and his mother is a super awesome film director so he grew up with that hanging over his shoulders. his dad was always really hard on him and pushed him to become an actor too but he isn’t abt that life (only to spite his dad lbr)

also his parents were lke actively trying not to have kids so his dad always kinda held that against kit and resented him from day one meanwhile his mother embraced it so :/

his mom is everything he ever dreamed of in a mother, and even tho she was always a bit too busy for him, she never let it affect their relationship and they’re still very close

so yeah kit is that fancy ass man like he bathes in the opulence. he doesn’t do much but gamble and parade his wealth around –– except he has invested in many businesses so like he can be p serious n focused on that sometimes bc like

$$$$

also he loves his ladies. like a lot. pls someone allow him to be the suGAR DADDY WE ALL DESERVE!!! but fr no that’s his biggest downfall like in his song inspo he can get very caught up in his emotions and rlly lose his head bc like he is calm cool and calculating and distant for the most part but once he gets attached it’s like he craves the connection and he can get very lost

anyway also bring me a plot where they may have grown up together and he’s very defensive over them like he doesn’t always get close to people but this person means the world to him and maybe he’s been lowkey in love his whole life but like whatever who talks abt feelings n ruins something so special he could never

yeah so idk what more to say at this point so yeah hmu w questions bc i could probably go off again

ROSALIND LEPAGE looks an awful lot like ADELAIDE KANE. SHE is TWENTY-FOUR and while they’re RESILIENT, they have a tendency to get pretty QUIXOTIC You’ve probably seen them around Kola listening to MELTING by KALI UCHIS. 

okay now this is my baby. she is a sweet lil buttercup and only wants the best in life but it never comes to her ugh i’m wounded.

so she was born and raised in kola, v much small-town girl vibes. she absolutely loves it here but since growing up the town was really been stained by disappointment :/ when she was seventeen both of her parents like went missing just like completely disappeared leaving her and her six-year-old sister just completely alone which really fucked up her plans bc she was already accepted to a top-tier music school in new york for college for her passion for violin but she had to turn it down bc her sister was now her responsibility 

so she dropped out of highschool and got her ged and immediately entered the work force, leaving her dreams in the dust. she still plays every now and then, especially whenever there’s an open mic night at the coffee shop where she works like girl plugs in her amp n everything i love her

anyway like she doesn’t resent anyone or blame her sister bc she’s just so compassionate and selfless like she didn’t hesitate to change her life to support her sis but it does still kill her to know that her life just kinda never took off and probs never will. but now she just channels all that sadness into fighting to make sure her sister doesn’t end up stuck like she did

so yeah she’s just a huge sweetheart who loves doing things for others and she’s so so soft like someone hold my lil muffin :/ she can get way too caught up in dreams sometimes but y’know that’s life!!!

DIEGO CABRERA looks an awful lot like XAVIER SERRANO. HE is TWENTY-THREE and while they’re VIVACIOUS, they have a tendency to get pretty ERRATIC. You’ve probably seen them around Kola listening to DO IT AGAIN by NO ROME.

so one of the messiest children ever, he is here. ngl i got a lot of inspo from adam sackler from girls for my son diego so if u feel me, word. 

basically pls meet the world’s biggest narcissist –– he’s just like appalling sometimes but he really is trying his best. my boi grew up in kola and always planned on moving to LA to pursue his dream of being an actor and wow is he perfect for that bc my guy is the most dramatic and expressive hot mess you’ll ever find

his mind is always moving 100 miles a minute and he just says the craziest things ??? like he doesn’t know where to stop. diego is super passionate abt his own life and what he wants to do and what he believes; he won’t let you forget it either. he’s always here to share a piece of his mind whether you want it for not and he’s not afraid to turn people away bc his opinions are valid !!

like he’s sooo selfish and doesn’t even hide his own agenda, but ngl once you get him attached there’s no going back like he really gives everything his all and will devote anything it takes to procure happiness for those he loves

like he’s rrlly terrible but he truly has a good head on his shoulders and a good heart in his chest n it’ll beat for u rll hard if u earn it (thru his means ofc)

like when i say god complex i mean it

but c’mon pls give me the plot where like this person pined after him for such a fuckin long time and he legit only used them for sex n didn’t even hide it (like fr seconds after rolling over he said ‘so are you gonna leave now ? bye) bUT y’know they’ve been hooking up for so long to where he actually got invested and wanted them to come to his rehearsals and share his passion w them and they just like ..... stopped caring all of a sudden. so now he’s sad boi and mad boi bc after basically begging for him to give a fuck they up and ran when his heart got invOLVED LIKE FUCK ME fr this is the song and i need this connection pLS LOVE ME

anyway he’s a mess but i love him

PIPER KOVALSKY looks an awful lot like EMMY ROSSUM. SHE is TWENTY-SEVEN and while they’re NURTURING, they have a tendency to get pretty CALAMITOUS. You’ve probably seen them around Kola listening to COFFEE & CIGARETTES by VIC MENSA.

awhh pipes.... my poor bb. she is also quite the mess!! 

but lbr it’s all her fucking fault lmao like her life literally never took off but she has no one to blame but herself. like she just really has a talent for ruining things whenever they get good and she doesn’t even try too my bb just does not think abt ramifications ever

piper was also born and raised in kola but she’s hopped around from area to area bc she can’t keep a lease going to save her life

or a job

she’s a big fan of cigareetes and alcohol and partying but whenever she indullges in anything they kinda have a perfect way of getting her in trouble. like she really wants to stop living like a vagrant but her cyncicsm really gets her down so she barely tries

she has a few siblings that she really wants to protect bc they’re headed down her path as well but she can’t even keep her life straight ugh :/

but ok so she’s truly the biggest softie on the inside like she cares soooo fucking much and she does a terrible job at pretending she doesn’t. but ya girl still tries!

ok so time for me to go off abt a wanted connect!!!! so her song is coffee & cigarettes and it’s a bop find it here pLS and i just really feel in my bones that this should be a connection ok. give me that high school lovers that were never lovers bc all piper could focus on was her own self-destruction n rlly living it up so she just completely shut this person out when it finally became real :/ so yeah it’s a fucking mess and she’s never truly moved on

anyway i should probably move onto the next muse lmao

MALCOLM WEST looks an awful lot like REECE KING. HE is TWENTY-TWO and while they’re JOCULAR, they have a tendency to get pretty CAVALIER. You’ve probably seen them around Kola listening to EPITAPH by HIPPO CAMPUS. –––––– may or may not be inspired by jake peralta

when i say he’s a goofster i mean he is a goofster and a gaffster ok

my tiny son who just wants to be a big bad detective and fight crime and just crack jokes along the way he is the meme king and he’ll let you know it

he grew up in atlanta where both of his parents were cops so he really just always dreamed of being just like them one day 

until his dad told him he’d never make it. that crushed his spirit entirely and ever since then he really kinda just figured out who his dad was ?? he caught him cheating on his mom and also just being a dirty cop and it just broke his heart bc that was his hero. and y’know malcolm gooddoer and fighter for justice so he went to his mom with this discovery and she just kind of admitted that she knew abt all of it but couldn’t do anything abt it so... he just kinda left and moved to kola to start over

he entered the police academy there as soon as he possibly could (18 i think maybe 19 if i’m dumb ) and just did not stop working his ass off and doing all kinds of paperwork and bust until he finally reached detective just a week ago

don’t get me wrong ya boi hates paperwork but he’s gotta do what he’s gotta do !!

anyway he’s a clown but he loves life and and even tho he’s a child he can take some things seriously

aside from his true feeling heh who ?? i don’t know her n imma just tell a joke or do an impression or smth instead

alsO idk if anyone knows chew the comic series but he dEF IS GONNA HAVE THOSE POWERS FOR THE SUPERHERO/SUPERNATURAL THREAD stay tuned

CAMBRIA SONG looks an awful lot like JENNIE KIM. SHE is TWENTY-ONE and while they’re IDEALISTIC, they have a tendency to get pretty WHIMSICAL. You’ve probably seen them around Kola listening to MARCELINE by WILLOW.

ok first of all her pinterest is a whole ass aesthetic and u basically see everything she’s abt on there 10/10 would reccommend

now this is a smol bean that is also a bad bitch and we stan !! she’s your astrology loving, extra ass, witty lil witch and she loves adding in her two cents! she’s a sweet lil thing but her bite is bigger than her bark so watch out fr

mostly imma have her in the supernatural verse (witch heh heh), demi-god verse (u kno she’s hecate’s daughter), n maybe the horror verse bc i want my bb to be a medium like lorraine warren that’s my girl!! 

other than that catch her throwing out ur natal chart, charging n cleansing her cyrstals, n offering free tarot readings! really she has her mf shit together n loves helping ppl w spiritual awakenings ok

here is a pic of her two sides conversing ok big meme here

anyway i’m a big fan of her pinterest and i hope that gives everyone a good vibe for her bc tbh i’m tired lol

so imma do my other three muses in another post tomorrow bc !!! ya girl is feeling lazy now lmao sry this took so long geez

[shenanigans-academia]

Sports Festival Arc

Okay so I’ve just decided to talk about each episode individually since so much happens in them and I have a lot of things to say that nobody cares about ANYWAY MOVING ON here you go!

Episode 14: That’s The Idea, Ochaco

•Can we talk about how Todoroki had the prettiest animation in the intro please???

•Aizawa shows up like I LIVED BITCH we love one grumpy crippled old man (reminds me of this English teacher I had who showed up to class after breaking 3 ribs and couldn’t laugh or move and was in visible pain while teaching, Professor Saunders if you ever see this please just take a day off my dude)

•Mido: “Mineta don’t you know how important the Sports Festival is?”

Mineta: “yes but I just don’t want to get MURDERED”

...you know what he has a point

•Jirou to Kami: “most people miss their chance and end up just staying sidekicks. You know what that’s probably what’ll happen to you. You’re kinda dumb” BRUH SHE DIDNT HAVE TO MURDER DENKI LIKE THAT

•Kirishima being so excited for the Sports Festival is so cute I’m gonna cry

•Ojirou and Hagakure are so fucking ADORABLE

•Uraraka getting all pumped up/ ragey and Mineta being ✖️Mineta✖️ and Tsuyu just straight up SMACKING HIM IMMEDIATELY I LOVE HER COLD BLOODED ASS

•“YOUNG MIDORIYA!!!...do you want to eat with me?” I LOVE DADMIGHT

•Todoroki eavesdropping on Uraraka and Iida talking about Mido/All Might: Secret Child Theories activated

Episode 15: Roaring Sports Festival

•SHINSOU SNARKY PURPLE BABY BOY

•TESTUTESTU!!! loving the other classes showing up like fuck y’all 1A bitchass nerds right now honestly

•Kiri stop thirsting for Bakugou when he’s being an ass we get it, you’re gay and love an angry Pomeranian also WHY ARE YOU JUST STRAIGHT UP JUMPING OFF A BUILDING BOI WHAT IS YOU DOIIINNNNGGGGG ROCKS CAN STILL B R E A K

•Todoroki you dramatic hoe I love you but just. Take a nap. “We’Re nOt hEre To MakE FriEnDs” bitch you soft, shut up

•I’m genuinely curious what exactly is Midnight’s quirk? She’s the “R rated Pro Hero” but like...what is it? Is she just Super Sexy? Is it the pheromone thing that makes people think she’s sexy/ feeling aroused? Like what is her power exactly?

•”I just wanna say...I’m gonna win” KACCHAN HONEY WHY ARE YOU LIKE THIS

•Todoroki freezing EVERYTHING and being unimpressed by the giant robots sweetie you’re so extra

•Birth of Icy Hot Bastard nickname

•Mineta got fuckin MURKED MAN lmao at least he tried

•Mama Midoriya is Best Mom she worries so much

Episode 16: In Their Own Quirky Ways

•KIRI BREAKING THROUGH THE FUCKING ROBOT SCREAMING IM ALIVE HOLY FUCK (Also Testu bursting through too. Intro to the Hard Boi Twins)

•Lets go Sero and Tokoyami!!

•All Might’s little YES watching Mido using the robot part as a launcher for the explosion warms my heart he’s so proud of his boy

•MIDO vs. TODO vs. BAKU YES BITCH ITS THE BOYS

•”THIS JUST IN ERASURE HEAD IS A TERRIBLE TEACHER” “wait wHAT” I love 2 chaotic teachers

•Shiggy you’re gross please invest in some cortisone skin cream it majorly helps my eczema it can help you too sweetie

•”the 1st place winner is worth...10 MILLION” Everybody around Mido: Activate Instant Kill

Midoriya my boy rUN

Episode 17: Strategy, Strategy, Strategy

•”Wait, remind me of your quirks again. And your names” Bakugou I’m gonna kick your entitled ass square up babe

•Kiri we get it you want Bakugou to top you. Also I love how Bakugou’s just like let’s fucKIN GOOO SHITTY HAIR

•Iida I love your dramatic over-energetic ass so much

•”TEAM UP WITH ME PERSON IN FIRST PLACE”

“YOURE SO CLOSE TO ME WHO ARE YOU???” Hatsume please. Take a dozen chill pills

•Ah. There he is. Monoma. Rat Boi 3000. Let’s go babey

•MY FAVORITE BIRD BOYS YAMI AND DARK SHADOW COMIN IN CLUTCH

•Ah. Cue the Daddy Drama

•This game is just Kill Midoriya, huh

•Monoma is a pro monologuer and honestly? I respect that. But then again it doesn’t take much to get Bakugou riled up

Episode 18: Cavalry Battle Finale

•Shouji is a SCARY BADASS and deserves more acknowledgement

•no matter your opinion on him, Monoma is an interesting character and has a REALLY COOL QUIRK

•Endeavor? Just. Shut up

•Bakugou- I am powered by rage and nothing else

•”Has anyone seen Deku?”

Todoroki: tragic backstory time

Episode 19: The Boy Born With Everything

•Yo FUCK Endeavor lives, man

•Mido ”so why did you bring me here”

Todo ”...soooo THIS IS THE STORY ALL ABOUT WHY I’m depressed/ also are you All Might’s secret love child or something?”

•Okay but All Might asking Endeavor on how to raise a powerful child I’m cackling. But the more Enji talks, the more All Might’s just like “what the fuck are you doing to your kid??”

•Todoroki’s whole monologue is literally just him over sharing and rambling about his trauma I love it

•Bakugou why you being such a creep boo

•”He’s like a comic book character” BITCH YOU ARE TOO YOU’RE ALL LITERALLY SUPERHERO TEENAGERS JFC

•Midoriya telling his friends/rivals “I’m gonna beat you” is basically just his equivalent of “I have a crush on you” change my mind

•Kaminari. I’m disappointed in you. I expected the uniforms from Mineta but come on dude

•Ojirou is so PURE long live Tail Boi he is also too under appreciated and he is just. So good

•KIRISHIMA CRYING OVER MANLY MEN I LOVE HIM

•Kendo is best girl Class 1B

•”Uraraka? Who the hells that?” Bakugou don’t be fuKING RUDE

•SHINSOUSHINSOUSHINSOUSHINSOUUUUU

•Midoriya what did Ojirou fucking TELL YOU

EPISODE 20: Victory or Defeat

•Dadzawa activated, time to adopt a Sleepy Boy into the Hero Course

•Complete BAMF Midoriya has been UNLOCKED PEOPLE

•Poor Shinsou when he goes “im used to people thinking I’m a bad guy” I just couldn’t NOT think of Billie Eilish IM SORRY now I have Bad Guy stuck in my head YOU DID SO GOOD BABY IM PROUD OF YOU

•”Spooky IM A GHOST???” God I love All Might

•”Stop rebelling Shouto”

“It’s NoT a PhaSe DaD”

•Todoroki did you have to go so HARD BRUH WHAT THE FUCK YOU DEPRESSED SHOW OFF

Episode 21: Battle On, Challengers!

•Lmao get wrecked Denki

•Mama Kendo to the rescue come get yo kids

•Everyone at Mido, Please. Shut the fuck up and stop being CREEPY

•Midnight. Please stop lusting over your students it’s gross

•Hatsume played Iida like a fiddle and I’m crying baby boy tried so hard

•WE RESPECT OUR ALIEN QUEEN MINA ASHIDO

•Poor Momo

•KIRI vs. TESTU I LOVE HARD BOI TWINS

•Bakubabe you’re so UGLY I can’t why is your face like that

Episode 22: Bakugou VS. Uraraka

•”Pink Cheeks” Bakugou just learn your classmates names it’s not that hard

•Ochaco is so fucking STRONG

•”like I always suspected. Bakugou’s a total sadist” sometimes Mineta is just. Accurate.

•Can we please talk about how Aizawa was just like “The FUCK are y’all talking about Bakugou is doing what he’s supposed to do in these games it doesn’t matter if his opponents a girl or not y’all are DUMB” like THANK YOU AIZAWA

•Mic has no chill I miss him real talk we don’t get enough Present Mic

•”You’re wrong Kacchan” YOU TELL HIM MIDO

•Bakubitch may be a little much sometimes and I get why a lot of people don’t like him but he does understand his classmates ARE also strong and powerful and you know he respects them in his own weird way even though he’ll never admit it

•KIRI WINS THE ARM WRESTLING MATCH THATS MY FAVORITE BOY

•We love supportive parents (Ochaco’s parents. Fuck Endeavor. Just leave these kids aloonnneeeee you asshat)

•MIDO vs. TODO LETS GO BOYYSSS

•”I’m not worried about a couple of kids” you’re clearly not worried about your crusty skin either Shiggy learn some priorities

Episode 23: Shoto Todoroki: Origin

•IT’S SHOUTO TIME YALL

•All that power in one little fucking finger what the FUCK Mido also PLEASE STOP BREAKING YOUR BONES “I’ve only got 6 more chances” well there go your fucking hands my dude

•Aaaaand there goes your arm

•”You haven’t been able to put a single scratch on me yet, Todoroki” you’re doing a pretty good job of that by yourself Midoriya

•Baby Shouto kills me every time IM GONNA FIGHT ENDEAVOR

•IT’S YOURS. YOUR QUIRK NOT HIS. ITS YOUR POWER T O D O R O K I

•SHOUTOOOOOO

•Shouji grabbing Mineta by the leg so that he doesn’t fly away oh my god

•Endeavor and All Might come get y’all kids

•Midoriya’s fuckin dead rest in fucking pieces you masochist

Episode 24: Fight On, Iida

•Okay but why is Endeavor such a fucking Brick House holy fuck absolute unit of pure shit

•”In his first match he looked so sad. I was trying to figure out why...” it’s because you have a crush Mido

•And the first of many scars appears

•Recovery Girl is right and she should say it

•All Might said Quirkless Rights send tweet

•AHH TENSEI NOOOOO

•Highkey completely forgot about Stain OH WAIT THAT MEANS THE INTERNSHIPS ARE NEXT I really forgot the whole timeline wow

•Explosion Boy vs. Shitty Hair I love competitive boyfriends but Jesus Bakugou

•Testu cheering for his new friend tho? That’s the content I love to see

•Legacy Children Battle (Iida vs. Todoroki)

•”I didn’t know he couldn’t kick like that” he is ALL LEGS that’s literally his quirk Denki what do you mean

•Anybody fighting Todoroki: time to drag a Sad Bitch

•TENSEEIIIIIIII

•Bruh why did Iida tense up like that was your phone up your ass dude???

•Yo Stain is ugly as fuck

Episode 25: Todoroki VS. Bakugou

•Lmao Midoriya literally triggered Todoroki into using his Left Side

•And Todoroki triggered Bakugou by asking about his past friendship with Midoriya these boys are a MESS

•oh look it’s a Fucking Fire Gremlin

•BOOM BOOM BITCH THOUGHT YOU’D SEEN THE LAST OF ME HALF AND HALF BASTARD

•oh my GOD Endeavor shut UUPPPP

•Everyone listening to Bakugou go off at Todoroki: ...please seek some therapy

•SUPPORTIVE BOYFRIEND MIDO TO THE RESCUE

•The first time I saw this I highkey thought Bakugou actually killed Todoroki.

•Bakugou going feral for winning I can’t he literally looks like a trapped wolf

•We respect Tokoyami in this house

•About Bakugou ”Look at that face” I’d really rather not

•I’m sorry but Mineta sitting on Shouji’s shoulders is actually adorable

•Iida running through the hospital to his brother: It’s Loss

•I love the Iida Brothers so. Fucking. MUCH

•Shouto I’m so proud of you sweetheart

•Honestly I need more family stuff they’re all so interesting in their own ways and it’s a nice reminder that yes these are just kids and they have lives outside of hero school

SO that wraps up the Sports Festival Arc! I’m going to do the second half of Season 2/ The Internship Arc/ Final Exams all in one post so get ready for another long one ✌🏽

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Harsh Black Sails Rant

One minute Eleanor is the most hated in the fandom now its "friding??" As if her story only suddenly decided to involve a man. Where was this unhapiness when she was having an epic romance with Vane? Or her drama with Flint daddy. Or her drama with her own daddy...then there was Woodes. Her ending was poetic because she never loved herself enough to let it go and she she loved by people so... If you loved Eleanor I feel for you but we all know each other's comments well enough to see a majority of folks are coming with the bullshit And are these same people poly shippers I wonder? Because Madi stands in Her own most scenes and all her scenes are credited to Flint who in turn must only do things that involve being in love with Silver.... Fandoms are genuinely hypocritical trash. It is what it is. When your favorite get hurts or something happens in the show you simply DON'T LIKE it makes me laugh regarding the ass backwards things people will come up to justify that that ultimately YOU aren't getting what you want. I don't care what platform you are on. This shot it fiction and fiction should not and does not have to reflect reality or even a desired role in someone's reality. It's a story in which people want to tell who fought and begged to tell. We just sick back and reap the benefits. I don't mind analysis but this can entitlement is beyond my comprehension. Things don't go your way and you hate the show? Bye. It's what I do. Not enough time to waste every single day hoping and praying for an ending manufactured only in your mind. Like canmome actually be surprised that Madi would be the thing that causes a rift between Silver and Flint. Ooooohhh now she's being "fridged"; wtf. If you are using Mask to prop up Silver/Flint check yourself seriously. I mean it's a soooo transparent. Yes we all want happy endings. Hell I know I do! Buuuuutttt reality is this is a prequel to a very famous book that while slight modifications have been made, will end in which in 20 years another story I told. Flint dies dead and alone. And honestly as flawed and dirty he has been up until...very recently ( when he's happily getting what he always wanted). He doesn't deserve to sail off to retrieve his lost love. If so everything horrid things is even more horrifying. He strangled out Gates and he didn't do shit. He got Billy tortured and almost killed. He's shown loyalty to his crew when its apparent he ain't got shit left but then. When you remove the goggles the man didn't "need" Silver until Miranda died and Silver didn't even entertain the idea of getting anywhere near Flint until his friend Billy begged him to for the crew sake. And STILL wasn't chill about it UNTIL Madi offered herself as a tether. Soooo no lingering desire for one another at all until circumstances and Silvers budding romance with a Maroon Queen altered it. Which is why even NOW there is a choice to because the only time he ChOSE Flints was a few episodes ago and now Madi is dead. These are the events as they happened. What happened to Madi wasn't Flint s fault at all BUT its Fucking poetic because everything else was his doing and it's here where they part meaning ultimately Madi was ALL that had Silver supporting this war. And I've calmly said shit watching people use Madi and like her when she is somehow supporting your Flint worship. So I cannot even hear Madi "dying" for Silver manpain that I personally am here for it as if its a bad thing when Lord KNOWS it it were Silver in manpain over Flint the majority of folks would have no complaints. But when its oohhh the woman he is in love with its fridging. And really though this is the most progressive show on TV So go on with that nonsense. If that's their one problem then you just being bitter. Back to Flint, maybe he sails off looking for Thomas maybe not. I hope not. I adore Flint. He is one of the most complex characters but like Silver sais, I know what he is. Its more fitting he should die in betrayal than anything else or alone because one good deed doesn't negate the others. He's done some fucked up shit guys to people who loved him or looked to him for leadership. He's never been all too loyal and overall not a great guy. Intriguing to the core Bad to the bone. I've ranted over long but anyone wanting to continue this and is NOT going to try and feed me lemonade let's chat.