#fry d'pizzatonio

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I don't go to pizza tower so whenever I see the pizza tower guy I think it's fry d'pizzatonio For Some Reason

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Grey removed their fry d'pizzatonio stan bio thing, thus making you not the #2 unofficial fry d'pizzatonio stan 👏

HOLY SHIT!!!! ID LIKE TO THANK THE ACADEMY AND ALSO NIKKI TALKING SONS

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Sometimes you have to pause dndads s2 e13 to go relisten to the talking sons s2 s3 ad bc bc bc ryton and the world swap and aaa god I really hope there's a Fry D'Pizzatonio ad next ts

Live slug reaction:

And frim me excitedly yelling to discord:

SLAMMING MY HEAD AGAINST THE WALL THAT THE SONS PREDICTED CODE PURPLE WEEKS BEFORE IT WAS MENTIONED AS A TJING

ALSO

WHERE TF IS FRY D'PIZZATONIO???

BC HE SAID THAT "Margarita Pizza is an actual person of power in this right here universe" but also "this place hes never been blessed by the power of my great family's businesses" meaning that he can't be in the forgotten realms

But maybe it's just bc the D'Pizzatonio Businesses got forgotten about in the ryton dungeon thing

RIGHT HE SAID SAN DIMAS SO YEAH OK

So

My fry d'pizzatonio theory

The world's got swapped while he was falling between worlds so the direction of his falling got swapped and that's why he's still in the forgotten realms

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Dirk 'ri oak x fry d'pizzatonio x jerk 'ri oak

Rights.

I ship them now. Which is fucking tragic considering dndads s2 e13 and the ad in ts's s2 e3

,,,,,,what if I wrote fanfic

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I gotta tell y'all

I missed Fry D'Pizzatonio of The D'Pizzatonio Businesses (and his wife, Cindy D'Pizzatonio and their son, Bobby D'Pizzatonio) so much that when I realised to Talking Sons s2 ep3? I think? I literally started to get teary

Idk why I missed that guy so much, like I didn't even realise he was a Sons original until like half way through the TS's, I just thought he was some npc they'd adopted, but no!

And I missed him! For some reason!

Ig he hasn't been around for a few TS's and I've been listening to them as they come out rather than in my jan-feb s1 chunk

Anyway, Fry D'Pizzatonio, if you're out there, love you man, you should start a podcast with Lenny the Wonder Dog and Larry the Water Dog

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Me: wow Nikki really loves playing himbo manwhores what with Fry D'Pizzatonio canonically fucking and Merton being Merton

The next post on my tumblr dash:

Bitch of a hellsite knew I mentioned the mayo pocket man 😔👊

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FRY D'PIZZATONIO FUCKS CANON

I mean yes he has his son Bobby D'Pizzatonio so it's assumed he fucked his ex-wife Cindy D'Pizzatonio, but still