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vex-vexey · 7 months ago

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LoZ: Tears of the Kingdom.

- When you're on the main plains in the overworld, sometimes giant rocks from the Sky Islands fall down from above. Sometimes, these giant rocks will fall on you. This kills you.

- The overworld has weather patterns, including lightning storms. You can get struck by lightning. In the early game, when you have only a couple hearts, this kills you.

- Every single time you don't have a glider and you choose to jump from a high spot anyway. This kills you.

- Jumping from a high spot in water, but you land on a lily pad. This kills you.

- You can just walk off the edges in the shrines. This kills you.

I haven't gotten far in the game so lmk if there are any other stupid ways you can die in this game.

I just love it when video games let you do really stupid shit that kills you immediately. I love being like "oh this is a terrible idea" and being able to do it and then die. It's good game design.

#A House of many Doors #give up your soul to this evil sentient beating heart??? BECAUSE YOU CAN #piss off the insane king dictator of an empire that takes its citizens chops them up and mixes them with animal parts #into half molten abominations? yeah sure!#kill your entire crew? boy you got multiple ways to do it!#free a totally innocent pretty princess from the multi dimensional high security prison because she was #“wrongly kidnapped and imprisoned and definitely isn't a murderous psychic shape shifter who takes advantage of your dumbest party members”#try and fight a giant metal tank like ten times your size called “The Tyrannic”? sure good luck bruh #help a livingphobic ghoul governer get voted into power as his promo team while he very much hayes you for being alive #oh but you can fight TWO gods at seperate occassions and win #you can try to challenge a third god to a card game that you don't know the rules of but you better be really good at cheating or pokerface #<- adding these tags as well

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