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2018 fall Arkansas music preview

From Salty Dogs to Squirrel Nut Zippers

"Middlemarch" author George Eliot claimed once that if he were a bird, he'd fly around the world "seeking the successive autumns." It's a lovely idea, but then, George Eliot was not a bird. Nor was he George Eliot or even a he, for that matter, but that's a story for another day. What's really important for you this crisp season, music lover, is to spread your wings into the sleeves of your snuggliest sweater and seize the only autumn you've got right in front of you — this one. It's the one in which the Dirty Dozen Brass Band, Lee Bains III & The Glory Fires and a drag queen named Trixie Mattel land in Pulaski County within a fortnight's span. It's the one where a 6-foot-8 clown with a supple voice interprets David Bowie and R.E.M. on the stage of a technical college in North Little Rock. It's the one where hometown heroes like The Salty Dogs and Mulehead and Akeem Kemp share calendar space with Buddy Guy, the Moscow Ballet, Toby Keith, Gucci Mane and The Drive-By Truckers. See our calendar wrap beginning on page 15 for a statewide guide; meanwhile, here's a quick rundown of some of that aural inspiration, well worth seeking.

The ever-intense Malcolm Holcombe is returning to the legendary White Water Tavern, where he'll officially release his latest, "Come Hell or High Water," at the venerable joint Sept. 20. That same day, Buddy Guy, 82-year-old Chess Records house guitarist and Checkerboard Lounge owner-turned-blues legend, performs at the University of Central Arkansas's Reynolds Performance Hall in Conway.

Touring in support of their album, "Arkansas," John Oates (of Hall & Oates) and the Good Road Band come to Oaklawn's Finish Line Theater in Hot Springs Sept. 21. On the same night, tremolo lovers in Little Rock can probably catch organist Kimberly Marshall's free concert at St. Luke's Episcopal Church and still make it to the Rev Room's "Fabulous Freddie Mercury Tribute" featuring Randall Shreve at 10 p.m.

On Sept. 22, jump back to the '90s with the Toadies at the Rev Room, catch Royal Thunder and Headcold with Or at the White Water Tavern, or drink in Claude Bourbon at Hibernia Irish Tavern's hosting of an installment from the Little Rock Folk Club series. The Stardust Big Band floats into the Arlington Hotel's Crystal Ballroom in Hot Springs Sept. 23. Jazz and parks are two great tastes that taste great together, with a free Jazz in the Park concert from the Rodney Block Collective Sept. 26 at Riverfront Park's History Pavilion. That night, Sunflower Beam rises at Stickyz.

Amythyst Kiah shines at South on Main's Oxford American Concert Series Sept. 27, while the Randy Rogers Band rides high at the Rev Room. And, if you're ready for some Southern-style storytelling, it won't get much better than West Monroe, La., native musician/poet Kevin Gordon's appearance at The Joint's Potluck and Poison Ivy, also Sept. 27. (If the casserole has leaves of three, let it be.)

No wave scenester and actor/singer/poet Lydia Lunch (nee Lydia Koch) comes to Four Quarter Bar Sept. 28. Lunch is performing with composer Weasel Walter, bassist Tim Dahl and original Sonic Youth drummer Bob Bert; Mouton and Listen Sister open. Over at the White Water Tavern, Danville sage William Blackart releases his latest record, "Return," with support from Colour Design and Fiscal Spliff. Also that evening is a concert from Pine Bluff native Mark Edgar Stuart at South on Main, as well as "Gershwin: Remembrance and Discovery," an Arkansas Sounds-presented concert from Richard Glazier, who'll interpret the work of the second-generation Jewish American who crystallized the American songbook.

Then, get the bucket brigade ready for the Arkansas Symphony Orchestra's interpretation of "Sorcerer's Apprentice" Sept. 29-30 at Robinson Center Performance Hall. Should you find yourself in the Spa City, check out May the Peace of the Sea Be With You, Mouton and Fiscal Spliff at Maxine's Sept. 29. Zipped back up again, Squirrel Nut Zippers (with Arkansas son-in-law Jimbo Mathus at the helm) visit the Rev Room Oct. 3.

The always-anticipated Hot Water Hills Music & Arts Festival goes up at Hill Wheatley Plaza in Hot Springs Oct. 5-6, with headliners Larkin Poe, Broncho, J.D. Wilkes and more. And, if you missed J.D. Wilkes at Hot Water Hills, catch him at the White Water Tavern Oct. 6 — that is, if you're not at the Rev Room the same night conducting some soul re-examination to the tune of Amasa Hines.

Lagniappe performs for Arkansas Times' "R&B: Rhythm & Blues, Ribs & Butts" at Argenta Plaza Oct. 7. RuPaul's Drag Race champion Trixie Mattel struts her stuff at Robinson Center Performance Hall Oct. 9. On Oct. 11, Lee Bains III & The Glory Fires burn down the house — and the racist patriarchal establishment, for that matter — at the White Water Tavern. Kings Live Music in Conway hosts a show from Arkansas Times staff faves The Rios Oct. 13. Guitarist Brooke Miller, hailed as an heir apparent to fellow Canadian songstress Joni Mitchell, plays at The Joint Theater & Coffeehouse as a guest of the Argenta Acoustic Music Series on Oct. 18. Also that evening, the Oxford American Concert Series hosts a show from Bernice, La., soul singer Robert Finley, recently and rightfully returned to the stage's limelight.

The Dirty Dozen Brass Band is the tip of the multigenerational NOLA iceberg at UA Pulaski Tech's Center for Humanities and Arts for "Take Me to the River" Oct. 22. Also: Hey youuu guys! It's the electric 86-year-old national treasure Rita Moreno at UCA's Reynolds Performance Hall Oct. 23! Thankfully not a Rolling Stones tribute band of the era, but a Virginia-based string band from the Blue Ridge Mountains, The Steel Wheels, rolls into South on Main Oct. 28. Frankie Valli trots out the hits — and the falsetto — at Verizon Arena Nov. 9, and later that weekend, the ASO takes on the work of a beloved English composer with "Elgar's Enigma," Nov. 10-11. Stuart Baer brings his capable keyboard work to Sherwood's Amy Sanders Library as part of CALS's "Sounds in the Stacks" series Nov. 13. Mountain Sprout gets rowdy at Kings Live Music Nov. 17.

Garvan Woodland Gardens is showing its true colors this fall with a series of November events at its Anthony Chapel: Tom Christopher's tribute to Elvis Presley on the 19th; a holiday concert from Sharon Turrentine on Nov. 25; and a choral concert from Voices Rising on Nov. 28.

This pity party requires audience participation! Puddles Pity Party, the sad clown with the golden voice, croons classic rock covers with a twist to UA Pulaski Tech's CHARTS on Dec. 1. If you need to skip the sorrow and head to straight to the Five Finger Death Punch, you'll find it that very same night with Breaking Benjamin at Verizon Arena.

Finally, and maybe it's much too early in the game, but what are you doing New Year's Eve? The Squarshers and Jamie Lou and the Hullabaloo are holding down the countdown fort at Kings Live Music in Conway.

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Paul John Knowles (1946-1974)

Paul John Knowles, also known as the Casanova Killer, was an American serial killer who was linked to the deaths of 18 people in 1974, but claimed to have killed 35. He was born on April 17, 1946 in Orlando, Florida. His father gave him up after he was convicted of a petty crime, and Knowles ended up in a series of foster homes and reformatories. Knowles himself was incarcerated for the first time at the age of 19, and in the following years spent more time in prison. In early 1974 Knowles was serving a sentence at Raiford Prison in Florida, now known as Florida State Prison, when he started communicating with San Francisco divorcee Angela Kovic, who went to the prison to visit Knowles. After the couple got engaged, she became vital in getting Knowles released by paying for a lawyer. After he was released, Knowles flew straight to California to be with her. After being warned by a psychic of a dangerous man in her life, Covic ended the relationship and called off the wedding. Devastated by the rejection, Knowles claimed to have killed 3 people on the streets of San Francisco the night Covic ended their relationship. He returned to Jacksonville, Florida and was soon arrested after stabbing a bartender during a fight, but picked a lock in his cell and escaped on July 26, 1974.

The cross-country murder spree of Paul John Knowles started in Jacksonville the night he escaped from jail. He broke into 65-year-old Alice Curtis’s home, binding and gagging her before ransacking her house for money and valuables. Curtis choked to death on her dentures, but it is not known if this occurred before or after Knowles left. He also stole her Dodge Dart, but realised police had already connected him to the crime and were advertising him as a wanted fugitive. When he stopped to abandon the car, he saw family acquaintances, Lillian, 11, and Mylette Anderson, 11. Scared that they would identify him he kidnapped them, strangled them and buried their bodies in a nearby swamp. Not long afterwards, Knowles claimed he picked up a teenage girl who was hitchhiking and killed her – she remained unidentified for decades. On December 21, 2011, the Georgia Bureau of Investigation identified her as Ima Jean Sanders, 13, who had run away from Beaumont, Texas in July 1974 to Warner Robins, Georgia and then disappeared on August 1, 1974. The day after the Anderson sisters disappeared, Knowles met Marjorie Howie, 49, in Atlantic Beach, Florida. He ended up in her apartment (it is not known if she invited him or was forced to take him) where he strangled her with a nylon stocking. He stole her television set, which he would later give to a former girlfriend. Near the end of August Knowles was in Musella, Georgia, and broke into the home of Kathie Sue Pierce, who was there with her 3-year-old son. He used a telephone cord to strangle her – he did not harm the child. On September 3, 1974, Knowles entered Scott’s Inn (a roadside pub near Lima, Ohio) where he met 32-year-old accountant executive for Ohio Power Company William Bates. The bartender, who knew Bates, recalled him and a young redheaded man having several drinks and leaving together. Bates’ wife reported him missing and police realised his car was missing too. Close to the bar, police found an abandoned Dodge Dart that they traced back to Alice Curtis. In October, the naked corpse of William Bates was found – he had been strangled and dumped in the woods. Now driving Bates’ car, Knowles moved on to a campground in Ely, Nevada. It was there, on September 18, 1974, that he bound and shot 2 elderly campers, Emmett and Lois Johnson. Because this murder seemed random it was a cold case until Knowles confessed, although he did use their credit cards for a short period to pay for his expenses.

On September 21, 1974, Knowles’ killing spree continued in Seguin, Texas, where he encountered strangled motorcyclist Charlynn Hicks. He abducted and raped her before strangling her with her own pantyhose. He dragged her body through a barbed-wire fence – it was discovered 4 days later. He then travelled to Birmingham, Alabama, where he met beautician Ann Dawson on September 23. It isn’t known whether he abducted her or she travelled with him willingly, but she did pay the bills while they travelled together until he killed her on September 29. Knowles claimed to have dumped her corpse in the Mississippi River, but it was never found. Knowles arrived in Marlborough, Connecticut in mid-October 1974, where his serial killings. He entered the house of Karen Wine and her daughter Dawn, 16, on October 16, where he bound and raped them before killing them with a nylon stocking. The only thing missing from the home seemed to be a tape recorder. By October 18, Knowles had travelled to Woodford, Virginia, where he broke into the house of Doris Hosey, 53, and shot her with her husband’s rifle before wiping the prints from the gun and placing it next to her body. Police found no signs of robbery to indicate a motive in the case. Still driving William Bates’ car, Knowles picked up 2 hitchhikers in Key West, Florida. He intended to kill them both but his plan went wrong when a police officer stopped him for a traffic violation. Not recognising Knowles, the officer let him off with a warning. Shaken, he dropped his potential victims off in Miami, Florida, and soon afterwards contacted his lawyer, who suggested Knowles surrender. He rejected this idea, but arranged a meeting with him that lasted just long enough to hand over a taped confession (made on the tape recorder stolen from Karen Wine’s home). He then left town before police noticed he was there. On November 6 in Milledgeville, Georgia, Knowles met Carswell Carr and was invited back to his home to spend the night. While sharing a drink, Knowles stabbed Carr to death and then strangled his 15-year-old daughter. After killing her, Knowles tried to have sex with her corpse, but was unsuccessful. After fleeing from Macon, Knowles was also suspected of the November 2 murder of hitchhiker Edward Hilliard, who was found in nearby woods, and his friend Debbie Griffin, whose body has never been found.

On November 8, while bar-hopping in Atlanta, Knowles met Sandy Fawkes, a British journalist – she was impressed by his “gaunt good looks”. The pair spent the night together, but according to Fawkes, he was repeatedly unable to perform when they tried to have sex. This suggests impotence when it came to willing companions. The 2 parted on November 10, but the next day Susan Mackenzie, an acquaintance of Fawkes’, was picked up by Knowles and he demanded sex from her at gunpoint. She escaped and reported the incident to police, but when patrolmen attempted to stop him, Knowles threatened them with a sawn-off shotgun and escaped. Days later, in West Palm Beach, Florida, Knowles broke into the home of disabled woman Beverly Mabee. He abducted her sister and stole their car. From there, he travelled to Fort Pierce, Florida and for reasons never discovered, he released his hostage unharmed. On the morning of November 17, Florida Highway Patrol Trooper Eugene Campbell recognised the stolen car near Perry and tried to make an arrest, but after Knowles was pulled over he managed to wrestle the officer’s gun away from him. He took Campbell hostage and drove away in his patrol car, later using the sirens to stop James Meyer, a motorist, in order to ditch the Highway Patrol vehicle and continue his journey in a less noticeable one. Now with 2 hostages, Knowles took the men to a remote wooded area in Pulaski County, Georgia and handcuffed them to a tree. He shot each of them in the head at close range. Shortly afterwards Knowles tried to drive through a police roadblock in Henry County, Georgia, but lost control of the car and crashed into a tree. He escaped on foot and shot at officers pursuing on foot. A chaotic chase ensued, with Knowles being followed by dogs, law enforcement officers from multiple agencies, and helicopters. Knowles was finally cornered by an armed civilian with a shotgun a few miles from the search area, who took Knowles to a nearby home where he called police. Knowles was outside the perimeter given for the manhunt and would have escaped without the actions of this man. Once in custody, Knowles claimed responsibility for 35 murders, but only 20 were ever confirmed.

On December 18, 1974, Sheriff Earl Lee and Agent Ronnie Angel from the Georgia Bureau of Investigation were driving down Interstate 20 with Knowles handcuffed in the back. They were en route to Henry County, Georgia, where Knowles had admitted to ditching a handgun he had taken from Florida State Trooper Charles Eugene Campbell, later killing him with it. The SBI reported: “Knowles grabbed Lee’s handgun, discharging it through the holster in the process and while Lee was struggling with Knowles and attempting to keep control of the vehicle, Angel fired three shots into Knowles’ chest, killing him instantly.”

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It's the Best and Worst 2018

Our annual salute to weird, worrisome, wonderful Arkansas. Christmas is almost here, and that means it's time once again to open the Arkansas Times' annual regift of highly questionable taste and quality: The Best and Worst issue, our yearly salute to all the news items you tried like hell to forget. Yeah, with Donald Trump in office, it might seem like 2018 lasted a nice, round 29 months or so. But we can assure you that, based on the little hashmarks we've scratched into the wall of our dank and windowless cell here at AT HQ, it was only 365 days, just like every other year. That said, our cup did truly runneth over in 2018, and we were taking notes! So read on, if you dare, for tales of Baphomet barnstorming, the burning hole of Midway, pit bull purloining and disguise, and how Twitter came to be Rapert-free for 12 blessed hours. It's all here, served up with a heaping dose of love. So, Merry Christmas to you, and the happiest of New Years, Dear Reader. And above all: Unless it's saving a litter of puppies from a burning building or something, don't do anything that'll land you in Best and Worst 2019. Nobody wants that.

Best win

Little Rock native and 6-foot-10-inch basketball standout Kalin Bennett was heralded as a trailblazer in December after it was revealed he will reportedly be the first student athlete with autism to be recruited by an NCAA Division I school. Though several schools tried to scoop up the phenom, he ultimately decided on Kent State.

Best breath of fresh air

Entergy Arkansas announced in November that after reaching a settlement with the Sierra Club and other environmental groups, it will close the state's two largest coal-fired power plants by 2030.

Best draining the swamp

In September, former Sen. Jon Woods (R-Springdale) was sentenced to 18 years in federal prison and ordered to pay $1.6 million in restitution after being convicted in May on 15 counts related to a bribery scheme in which Woods and several co-conspirators directed taxpayer funds to two nonprofits in exchange for kickbacks. The sentence could keep Woods behind bars until he's just shy of 60 years old.

Best activist judge

During Woods' sentencing, U.S. District Judge Timothy Brooks told Woods he hoped a stiff sentence would act as a "general deterrent" for other officials who might seek to steal from the public, saying Woods saw elected office as a way to put money in his own pocket. "I find that grotesque," Brooks said. That makes several of us, Your Honor.

Best Art of the Deal

In November, Woods was one of 79 federal prison inmates who wrote to President Trump, proposing to help build Trump's promised big, beeyouteeful wall on the U.S.-Mexico border in exchange for lessened sentences. No word on whether Trump is considering it, but we're gonna call that a long shot.

Worst failure to read the employee handbook

Federal agents arrested a special events coordinator for Pulaski County Youth Services in November, alleging he visited online child-porn chatrooms, distributed child pornography and smoked meth during work hours while sitting in his office at the county administration building.

Second worst failure to read the employee handbook

Police said that in August, a North Little Rock McDonald's restaurant employee threw hot grease on a customer waiting at the drive-through window during an argument that started when the employee told the indecisive customer that he needed to make up his mind and quit wasting her time. The customer, who investigators say later came back to the restaurant with family members and broke a window, was treated at a local hospital for burns to his face. The employee was fired.

Best true love

In August, investigators arrested Maxine Feldstein, 30, of Fayetteville, saying she helped her boyfriend, Nicholas Lowe, 23, escape from the Washington County Jail by allegedly forging documents from Ventura County in California ordering Lowe's immediate release. Deputies said they took a phone call by Feldstein and the paperwork she later emailed as legit, and released Lowe soon after.

Best history repeating itself

At the time of his release from the Washington County Jail, Lowe was being held on charges of false impersonation.

Worst history repeating itself

In June, it was revealed that one of the sites the Trump administration was considering for a concentration camp for immigrant children was in Kelso (Desha County), less than a five-minute drive from the site of the notorious internment camp at Rohwer, where over 8,000 Japanese-Americans were confined behind barbed wire by the U.S. government during World War II. The site was not selected.

Best flaming hole

Authorities were baffled when an 8-foot geyser of flame erupted from a basketball-sized hole in the ground in the tiny Baxter County town of Midway in September and burned for 45 minutes, with locals suggesting everything from a meteorite to the Devil himself was to blame. The real reason turned out to be much more mundane: Testing revealed in December that the hole had likely been filled with paint thinner and set ablaze as a prank.

Best miracle

Authorities in Ouachita County called it a miracle in August after a 1-year old and a 3-year-old were found with minor injuries near the wreckage of a Chevrolet Impala lodged in a ravine near Camden, in which the children had survived undiscovered for days after a car crash that killed their mother. Eventually, the older child escaped from the wreck and was able to make his way 300 yards to the road, where he was spotted by a motorist. Though covered in cuts and scratches, the two children were expected to fully recover.

Best The Kids Are Alright

Thousands of students across the state participated in the one-day National School Walkout over gun violence a month after a shooting that killed 15 students and two adults at Marjory Stoneman Douglas High School in Parkland, Fla.

Best teaching the teachers

After three students at Greenbrier High School in Faulkner County received corporal punishment for participating in the walkout, Jerusalem J. Greer, the mother of one of the students, noted on social media that, when given the option between a paddling and detention for walking out of class, the kids chose paddling. Greer added: "This generation is not playing around."

Worst raffle

The raffle of an AR-15 rifle to benefit a graduation party for the Batesville High School Class of 2018 was scrapped in February after critics noted the rifle was the same model that had been used to massacre 17 people at the Florida high school the week before.

Worst caller

Benjamin Craig Matthews, 39, of Mountain Home was arrested on election day after investigators said they traced to Matthews' personal cell phone over 40 threatening phone calls to CNN headquarters in Atlanta, including death threats to CNN anchor Don Lemon, a frequent target of President Trump's Twitter ire.

Best There She Was

Donna Axum Whitworth, an El Dorado native and former Miss Arkansas, who at age 22 went on to become the first Arkansas contestant to win the 1964 Miss America crown, passed away on Nov. 4. She was 76.

Best defensive use of meat

A security guard at a Little Rock grocery store foiled a theft and likely saved himself serious injury in October after police say he whacked a knife-wielding shoplifter upside the head with a large slab of meat the alleged thief had dropped while trying to flee. The woman dropped the knife and kept running.

Worst omission

In October, Democratic candidate for Secretary of State Susan Inman said she was in "sheer disbelief" after learning the day before early voting for the Nov. 6 general election that her name had been left off the ballot in Garland County. The election rolled on, however, with Inman being defeated in the race.

Best whuppin'

One spot of good news on Election Day was that National Rifle Association darling Rep. Charlie Collins (R-Fayetteville), who pushed through the state's odious "Guns on Campus" law over the objections of officials at pretty much every college and university in the state, got beat like a drum by Moms Demand Action-sponsored "gun sense" Democrat Denise Garner, who bested Collins by over 11 percentage points.

Worst pilot

Zemarcuis Devon Scott, 18, was arrested in July after investigators said he jumped a fence at the Texarkana Regional Airport and attempted to steal a twin-engine commercial jet. Scott allegedly told investigators after being pulled from the cockpit at gunpoint that he thought flying a plane consisted solely of pushing random buttons and pulling levers.

Worst reason for trying to steal a twin-engine commercial jet

Police said Scott told investigators the reason he tried to steal the jet was because he wanted to attend a rap concert in another state.

Worst prediction

Democrats and Republicans alike condemned an October radio ad fielded by out-of-state PAC Black Americans for the President's Agenda that featured two women saying that if Republican 2nd District U.S. Rep. French Hill wasn't re-elected, "white Democrats will be lynching black folk again" and Democrats will "take us back to bad old days of race verdicts, life sentences and lynchings when a white girl screams rape."

Worst theft

After an October incident in which intruders broke into the Humane Society of the Delta in Helena-West Helena, leading to the injury of several dogs, a spokesperson for the shelter said there was no surveillance footage of the incident because their security cameras had been stolen long before.

Best footloose

In July, the Fort Smith Board of Directors unanimously voted to repeal a decades-old ban on dancing on Sundays, with the board reportedly playing a clip of Kenny Loggins' song "Footloose" before the vote.

Worst attempt at a protest

In October, online activists pointed out that the Union County Sheriff's Office had been forcing all arrested suspects to wear a Nike T-shirt in their mugshots, an apparent comment on Nike's decision to feature former San Francisco 49ers quarterback Colin Kaepernick — who has angered conservatives and President Trump by taking a knee during the National Anthem to protest police shootings of African Americans — in advertisements. Within an hour of the post going viral, the sheriff's office removed all mugshots from its website.

Best shooting yourself in the foot

In November, Arkansas native Cody Wilson — a libertarian who led the team that successfully created the world's first 3D printable firearm and who has repeatedly sparred with the government over his plans to post blueprints for printable guns and gun parts on the internet — was arrested in Taiwan after investigators said he allegedly had sex with an underage girl in Texas.

Worst stampede

During August's annual "Salt Bowl" football showdown between Benton and Bryant high schools at War Memorial Stadium, both teams and over 38,000 fans suddenly hauled ass for the exits after someone mistook a loud noise in the stands for gunfire. Luckily, there were only minor injuries.

Best tribute

A Dermott man was arrested in May after leading police on a high-speed chase while at the wheel of a Ford Mustang with the number 3 painted on the door, an apparent homage to the late NASCAR driver Dale Earnhardt.

Worst goal

In June, Stephen Koch, 25, of Scranton in Logan County was found guilty of several charges and sentenced to 50 years in prison after he admitted to a judge that he had sought out and had sex with HIV-infected people with the goal of contracting the virus so he could intentionally infect others without their knowledge.

Worst communication skills

White Hall resident Patricia Hill, 69, allegedly admitted to police that she shot and killed her husband in July because he purchased porn through the couple's satellite TV system.

Best arrest

Three teenage girls were arrested in Conway in July after police say they posted video to Snapchat showing them repeatedly terrorizing a 1-year-old girl with a stun gun, with the three girls laughing uproariously as the child screamed and cried in fear as they loudly zapped the device close to her body.

Worst waste of good whiskey

A June crash between two semi trucks on Interstate 40 near Galloway in Pulaski County left thousands of airline-sized bottles of Fireball whiskey spilled all over the interstate.

Worst tick

The U.S. Department of Agriculture reported in June that a Benton County dog was found to be carrying the state's first-known example of the Longhorned Tick, an invasive East Asian parasite that is a known carrier of multiple bacterial and viral diseases, including thrombocytopenia syndrome, which is often fatal.

Worst cowardly

In January, members of Ozark Indivisible, an anti-Trump group based in Northwest Arkansas, reported that the office of U.S. Sen. Tom Cotton had started issuing "cease and desist" letters to constituents who visited, wrote to or called his office to express their displeasure over his votes to attack the Affordable Care Act, the Deferred Action for Childhood Arrivals (DACA) program and his other anti-progressive actions, with the letters warning that if the constituents kept expressing their First Amendment rights and stuff, they would be reported to police.

Worst dasvidanya

Ornithologists confirmed in May that a goose killed by hunters near Monticello in January was a Russian Tundra Bean Goose, a bird that has been spotted in the U.S. only a handful of times and never in Arkansas. The bird had somehow strayed over 6,000 miles from its normal breeding grounds before getting a beak full of hot steel for its trouble.

Worst lesson

Plentiful outrage erupted in May after video surfaced online of a teacher encouraging preschoolers at Forrest City's Teach N Tend Day Care Center to pelt a 4-year-old classmate with rocks, allegedly to "teach him a lesson" about throwing pebbles.

Best resignation

Less than one day after being appointed to the board of the Country Music Association Foundation, former Arkansas Gov. Mike Huckabee resigned under pressure from fans and leading music industry figures, who noted his homophobic and divisive rhetoric in the past.

Best conviction

Jacob Scott Goodwin, 23, of Ward was convicted and sentenced to 10 years in prison by a Virginia jury in May for participating in the gang beating of a black man during the August 2017 "Unite the Right" neo-Nazi rally in Charlottesville.

Best citizen crimestoppers

Against all odds, online activists dedicated to unmasking those who participated in violent actions in Charlottesville tracked down and identified Goodwin through videos that showed only a few of his tattoos and general build.

Worst best

A study by the U.S. Centers for Disease Control and Prevention released in April found that Arkansans are the hardest-slamming binge drinkers in the nation, with our hardcore boozers consuming a liver-quivering 8.3 drinks per binge and a record 841 binge drinks every year. Mississippi was No. 2, with 831.8 binge drinks per year.

Best reason to take the stairs

A woman was awarded $3 million by a Pulaski County Jury in December over a 2013 incident in which her right big toe was ripped off by a malfunctioning escalator at Little Rock's Park Plaza Mall.

Worst shithole senator

U.S. Sen. Tom Cotton continued his slouch toward the shithole of history in January by contradicting Senate colleagues from both parties who said President Trump referred to immigrants from Africa and Haiti as residents of "shithole countries" during an Oval Office meeting, saying on TV's "Face the Nation" program that Democratic Sen. Dick Durbin of Illinois, who was in the room at the time and called Trump's comments vile and hateful, "has a history of misrepresenting what happens in White House meetings." Cotton later said that he heard Trump to say "shithouse."

Worst shithole representative

U.S. Rep. Steve Womack attempted to out-asshole U.S. Sen. Tom Cotton after the news about Trump's "shithole countries" remark, saying the countries Trump called shitholes are behind the times and "depraved" before adding that what America really should be doing is attempting to appeal to immigrants from European countries (read: white people) who can "actually fit into [American] society as we know it."

Worst fucking disgrace

On Nov. 30, Sen. Jason Rapert (R-Conway) shared a link on Facebook listing the record number of successful Muslim candidates in the recent election, commenting, "Do you want them ruling everything in America?" In response, the Council on American-Islamic Relations called for Rapert's censure by the state legislature, and former Arkansas U.S. House candidate Chintan Desai called Rapert "a fucking disgrace" on Twitter.

Best blocking the blocker

Rapert, who is the subject of a lawsuit filed in October over his practice of blocking pretty much any critic who disagrees with his bloviations on social media, took to Facebook in early December to complain that he, himself, had been temporarily blocked from Twitter after the company found that one of his posts about Muslims violated their rules.

Best birthday

Searcy firefighter Lt. Cody Larque gave 1-year-old Evan Don Scott a heck of a first birthday present after the boy's mother rushed the child — who had turned 1 that day — to a local fire station because he was choking on a marker cap. As captured by an intense surveillance video, Larque was able to dislodge the obstruction by repeatedly striking Evan on the back, saving his life.

Worst authority figure

On Dec. 29, 2017, after last year's "Best and Worst" issue hit the stands, Arkansas State Police troopers arrested Lamar High School coach Kevin Kyzer, 51, and charged him with driving while intoxicated while at the wheel of a school bus carrying nine high school basketball players to a tournament.

Worst 'education'

In April, the State Board of Education — following a law passed by the state legislature — approved new rules for the state's 19,500 home-schooled students that rescinded a requirement that parents must inform the state of their proposed home-school teaching curriculum and teaching schedule. Coupled with a 2015 law that ended state testing to prove home-schooled students have reached proficiency in subject areas, the rules change effectively allows home-schooling parents to teach their children nothing at all if they so choose.

Best meeting of two fanciful, wholly imaginary characters

In January, Republican gubernatorial primary challenger Jan Morgan, famous for declaring her Hot Springs gun range a "Muslim Free Zone," appeared in the tiny town of Fouke, where she accepted a hug from a person dressed as the Fouke Monster and said the FBI has informed her she's on ISIS' "hit list." Morgan went on to lose the Republican gubernatorial primary to incumbent Governor Hutchinson by a wide margin.

Best surprise

A 17-year-old who police say was in the process of robbing a Little Rock Subway restaurant at gunpoint got a heck of a surprise in January when a uniformed Little Rock police officer walked out of the restaurant's restroom. The officer arrested the alleged thief after a short foot chase.

Best historian smackdown

Tom Dillard, the retired head of special collections at the University of Arkansas in Fayetteville, turned his weekly history column in the Arkansas Democrat-Gazette to more recent concerns in February, writing that Department of Arkansas Heritage Director Stacy Hurst, a political patronage hire who Dillard noted "has absolutely no expertise or background in history," has fostered a "toxic culture" at Heritage, as seen in a series of high-profile resignations at the agency.

Worst Breaking Dumb

The FBI and soldiers from the Arkansas National Guard's Weapons of Mass Destruction 61st Civil Support team descended on a Little Rock home in moonsuits in February after a man called police to report he was experiencing heart palpitations, blurred vision and diarrhea, which he feared was a result of poisoning himself while making ricin, a deadly toxic substance. He had been inspired to make ricin by an episode of the TV show "Breaking Bad." He survived and was indicted on federal charges in March.

Worst criminal

A thief actually managed to get away less than empty handed in March when, after pepper spraying a clerk while attempting to flee with almost $500 in clothing from the Tommy Hilfiger store at the Outlets of Little Rock, police say she managed to drop all the clothes and her identification.

Worst 'joke'

Former Arkansas Gov. Mike Huckabee got roasted on Twitter in April after he shared a "joke" in which Huckabee said that during a recent colonoscopy he was put to sleep with the same drug that killed Michael Jackson, with Huck ending with the punchline, "When I woke up, I MOON-walked right out of the hospital." Like a lot of Huckabee's jokes, there's so much tone-deaf anti-comedy to unpack there that it's hard to know where to start, but Twitter users let him have it nonetheless.

Best backout

In April, after years of bad national press related to a "phantom pilot" throwing terrified tame turkeys from a Cessna, killing some of them, during the annual Yellville Turkey Trot Festival, the Yellville Chamber of Commerce said it would no longer sponsor the festival, which some feared would be the end of the 72-year-old event.

Best stipulation

Later the same month, the Mid-Marion County Rotary Club said it would become the new sponsor of the Yellville Turkey Trot Festival, but only if no more turkeys were flung from airplanes. The "phantom pilot" appears to have gotten the message, because in October, the festival went on as planned, with fun, food and frolic for all but without — to the sure consternation of cruel jackasses everywhere — the barbaric "turkey drop" tradition.

Best lucky

A Van Buren officer shot at close range by a suspect in August was spared serious injury after investigators said the bullet was deflected by a steel, pen-sized handcuff key in his shirt pocket.

Best miss

In May, a pedestrian narrowly missed serious injury when a huge chunk of the concrete facade of a building at 319 W. Second St. in Little Rock came loose and tumbled to the sidewalk seven stories below.

Worst stash

Craig Whittington, 44, of Hot Springs was arrested at the University of Arkansas for Medical Sciences in May after, police say, a nurse smelled marijuana coming from a patient's room and responding officers allegedly found 10 pounds of weed on Whittington's person.

Best maximum

In February, disgraced former Cross County District Judge Joseph Boeckmann Jr., 72, of Wynne, who was convicted in federal court in 2017 on wire fraud and witness tampering charges relating to what investigators say was a practice of taking suggestive photographs of young men he sentenced to community service and using his position on the bench to procure defendants in his court as sexual and sadomasochistic partners, was sentenced by federal Judge Kristine Baker to five years in federal prison and fined $50,000, the maximum sentence on all counts.

Best power to the people

In May, the Arkansas Supreme Court ordered Attorney General Leslie Rutledge to either approve a citizen-led ballot initiative on raising the state's minimum wage or present a more acceptable version. Rutledge, who had previously refused 70 out of 70 ballot initiatives she'd considered since 2016, always claiming they were too unclear to put before voters, but not offering suggestions on how to improve the language, approved not only the initiative to raise the minimum wage but three other ballot initiatives within days. The proposal to raise the minimum wage went on to prevail in November.

Best Saline County

In June, the Saline County Sheriff's Office arrested a man near the loading dock of a hardware store in the tiny town of Avilla who was wearing pants with the crotch ripped out and a "leather belt with chains and other adornments that were wrapped around his genitalia" while slathered head to toe in personal lubricant. Police said the man, who also reportedly had a backpack full of pornography, told responding officers he'd come to the store, which was closed at the time, "because I'm dumb."

Best coincidence

Shamon West, 21, was arrested in June after police say he attempted to pay his waitress at a Pine Bluff restaurant with the waitress' own credit card, which had been stolen two days before during a car break-in. After arresting West, police recovered a driver's license, more credit cards and a Social Security card belonging to the waitress when they searched him.

Worst closing

In February, Little Rock's Bennett's Military Supply announced it was closing after being in business in the city since 1870 — over 148 years.

Worst logic

When asked by a reporter in August why posters donated by the American Atheists society shouldn't be hung in classrooms alongside "In God We Trust" placards allowed by a recent law approved by the state legislature, Rep. Jim Dotson (R-Bentonville) said that hanging the atheist posters would be a violation of the First Amendment's separation of church and state.

Best resistance

In April, an underground group of LGBTQ students at the notoriously homophobic Harding University in Searcy published and distributed a 16-page chapbook called "HU Queer Press 2.0," which features poetry, prose and testimonials by gay students living on the campus where being LGBTQ is considered immoral.

Worst report card

The Centers for Disease Control and Prevention's 2017 Youth Risk Behavior Survey, released in June, reported that Arkansas teens in grades 9-12 scored first in the nation in several troubling categories, including: percentage who had been physically forced to have intercourse, percentage who had been forced to participate in sexual activity in the past year (including kissing, fondling and intercourse), percentage who had been bullied at school, percentage who had suffered a concussion while playing sports in the past year, percentage who had seriously considered committing suicide in the past year, percentage who had driven while drinking in the past month and percentage who are considered obese.

Best telling it like it is In a Q&A session published by the website Quora in June, Little Rock Nine member Melba Pattillo Beals said the attitudes that tormented her and other members of the Nine in the 1950s persist in Little Rock, telling the interviewer: "That behavior still lies beneath the surface. It appears in the desire to create charter schools. It appears in all of the reversals of fair housing, fair jobs, protection for our water and air. It isn't just about Central High alone. That torment affected the quality of education in Little Rock forever. It set a tone and established that separate can never be equal, and yet still Little Rock insists on separate and unequal. Little Rock has never resolved the decision of Brown v. Topeka [Board of Education] and has never taken it seriously. Until they do, they must relive the lessons of the '50s."

Worst electorate

Rep. Michael "Mickey" Gates (R-Hot Springs) was arrested in June on charges he'd failed to pay state income tax for at least six years, but went on to win re-election in November in a landslide, garnering over 65 percent of the vote.

Worst 'teaching moment'

In June, police said that Little Rock resident Shay Stevens, 46, retrieved a handgun and shot her 18-year-old son in the abdomen during a heated argument that started when he told her he wanted to buy a handgun.

Best sign-off

In July, it was announced that perma-tanned KATV, Ch. 11, weatherman Ned Perme would retire after over 30 years as the station's chief meteorologist.

Worst erection

A new version of the Ten Commandments Monument was installed on the state Capitol grounds April 26, a little less than a year after a mentally ill driver ran over and destroyed the previous version in his Dodge Dart a day after it was first installed. Now it's on to the federal courts, which will hopefully knock the new one down all permanent like.

Best Baphomet

In August, over 100 members of the Satanic Temple showed up for a "Rally for the First Amendment" at the Arkansas State Capitol, an event that included an appearance by the 7-and-a-half-foot bronze statue of the goat-headed demi-god Baphomet, which the Satanic Temple hopes to install permanently on the Capitol grounds if its federal lawsuit challenging the state's Ten Commandments monument prevails.

Worst algae that clearly has nothing to do with building a massive hog farm in the watershed of the Buffalo National River

In July, the National Park Service sent out a warning that the Buffalo National River was experiencing a record bloom of slimy, blue-green algae, saying that visitors should avoid the algae because it produces cyanotoxins that can make people and pets sick.

Worst living up to stereotypes

Three carnival workers were arrested in August after police say they murdered a Kansas couple, drove the bodies to Arkansas and buried them in a shallow grave in the Ozark National Forest.

Best evidence

Police in Little Rock arrested Dalvin Pettus, 25, in August on charges that he'd shot five bullets into his neighbor's house. Their evidence: a series of text messages police said Pettus sent to his neighbor an hour before the shooting in which Pettus said he planned to shoot up the house.

Best reason to hit somebody with a wrench

Charles Eedo Green of Sherwood was arrested at the Little Rock Air Force Base on a sweltering day in late August after police say he whacked an airman in the head with a wrench because the man stood in front of the room's only air conditioning vent and refused to move.

Worst pass

Jessie Lorene Goline, a 26-year-old art teacher at Marked Tree High School, was sentenced to only five years probation after being convicted in March of having sex with three of her students, including one who was under the age of 18, leading critics online to speculate whether the sentence would have been the same if Goline had been a man.

Worst weapon

In September, police say Kortvion Hall, 19, successfully robbed an Arvest Bank branch inside a Little Rock Walmart store wielding a fire extinguisher.

Best hiding the loot

As police officers closed in on Hall in the Walmart parking lot after the bank robbery, investigators say Hall tried unsuccessfully to swallow the cash he had stolen.

Worst defense

In April, police arrested a 27-year-old Little Rock man after an incident in which investigators say the man, while attempting to evade arrest, poured an acid-based drain cleaner called "Liquid Fire" into his mouth and spat it at officers. The chemical — which reportedly burned through the officers' uniforms in seconds, leaving burned and blistered skin — also severely burned the man's mouth, lips and throat, requiring a hospital stay. He was arrested, anyway.

Worst overweight

Officials with the Arkansas Department of Transportation hustled to the tiny North Arkansas town of Beaver in October to inspect the historic and unique one-lane suspension bridge there after video circulated online of a 35-ton tour bus crossing the bridge, which has a clearly posted limit of 10 tons, causing the span to visibly sag several feet under the bus' weight. The bridge was given a clean bill of health.

Worst 'costume'

There was a flurry of outrage online in November after someone posted photos from a Halloween costume contest at Fort Smith's The Lil' Dude Tavern. The winner: a patron in a full Ku Klux Klan robe and hood.

Worst accidental

Investigators said that after his arrest in November, 72-year-old Louie James Rogers of Stone County admitted to police that he might have "accidentally" raped a developmentally disabled woman at his Mountain View home.

Best firework

Residents of Perryville in Perry County were shocked in early November when a fireball caused by a large meteorite entering the atmosphere briefly turned night into day over the town, as captured on several surveillance videos.

Best out of touch

In a move that will surely come as a shock to the nation's formerly homeless millionaire truck driver demographic, Rep. Stephen Meeks (R-Greenbrier) apologized a day after a Nov. 19 Twitter post in which he said "being poor in America is a personal choice" before adding: "A homeless man can go to school, get a job driving a truck making $70k per year and in 20 years become a millionaire."

Best pocket

After the tractor Eldon Cooper was driving slipped off a muddy levee and into a water-filled drainage ditch near Mountain Home in March, the Baxter County farmer survived for hours until help arrived by breathing from a small pocket of air trapped in the corner of the tractor's cab, authorities said. Other than being wet and cold, Cooper reportedly escaped the harrowing event without serious injury.

Worst 'emergency'

Johnny Byron Hall, 32, of Malvern was arrested in April on charges of indecent exposure after police say he was openly masturbating in the emergency room of a hospital in Sherwood that is part of CHI St. Vincent Infirmary.

Worst curtains

Central Arkansas's close-knit community of theater lovers was shocked in late April when the Arkansas Repertory Theatre announced it would suspend operations immediately, citing a "perfect financial storm" of declining charitable giving and ticket sales.

Best second act

After a huge public outcry and flurry of more than $500,000 in donations — matched by the Windgate Charitable Foundation of Siloam Springs — The Rep's board of directors announced the show will go on, reopening in January 2019 with a slate of new shows.

Best disguise

Dasia Jackson, 22, of North Little Rock was arrested in April after police say she broke into an animal shelter and liberated her pit bull terrier, La La, which had been seized from her the previous week and scheduled to be euthanized under the city's ban on the breed. When found, police said La La had been dyed completely black, with Jackson's hands and forearms also dyed black up to the elbows.

Best educator

Bob Dorough, a member of the Arkansas Jazz Hall of Fame who taught millions of American kids history, mathematics, language skills, civics and more through his lyrics, music and narration for the popular "Schoolhouse Rock" series of cartoon shorts that aired on ABC from 1973-1985, died April 25 at the age of 94.

Best apology

The franchise owner of a Garland County IHOP restaurant publicly apologized to Hot Springs mother Alexis Bancroft in May after Bancroft wrote on Facebook about an incident in which the restaurant's manager would not allow Bancroft's 3-year-old son William, who was born without arms, to sit on the table and eat with his feet while dining there with his family.

Worst threat

Hot Springs police arrested Steven Brian Cole, 40, in June after investigators said he had repeatedly abused his elderly mother and stepfather, including telling his mother he would "eat her face off" and threatening the couple that he would kill them and "make one of us eat the other."

Best creepy

The mugshot of Steven Bryan Cole.

Worst what could have been

Glen Schwarz was eliminated as a candidate for Little Rock mayor in November after running on a platform that included building a roller coaster-based mass transit system and installing dozens of wire Faraday cages to act as emergency shelters during lightning storms.

Best election

Though Schwarz's Cinderella story ended on election day, Frank Scott Jr., 35, went on to win a December run-off election, besting opponent Baker Kurrus to become Little Rock's first popularly elected African-American mayor.

Worst tie

In December, once all the votes were in for a hotly contested alderman's race in Hoxie (Lawrence County) between challenger Cliff Farmer and incumbent Becky Linebaugh, it was discovered that the results were a tie, 223 to 223. Farmer revealed he'd neglected to vote for himself because he didn't return from an Election Day business trip before the polls closed. The race was settled by a roll of the dice, and Farmer lost.

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