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nobodybetterlookatme · 21 days ago
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How many times has your boyfriend got you sick? If we're allowed to ask?
Just the one time lmao and honestly it was a weird situation so it's like 50/50 if he actually got me sick or if my body just got fucked up somehow for no reason ahdjakska
#not really snz but it's like adjacent#no okay let me tell y'all why it was fucking weird bc idk if i shared the details#so he ended up testing positive for flu b at uc#and he fucking got half of us sick and we all went to uc just to make absolutely sure we could assign blame to him#i did not test positive#for fucking anything#like they did the flu covid rsv tests both rapid and pcr#i was literally negative for everything#and the pcr tests have like a 99% accuracy iirc so there's almost no chance it was a false negative#i still think it was bc there's just no fucking way#like all my other coworkers who got sick were also positive for flu b and they weren't around him nearly as much#and same shit when i got sick again like week(?) later i was still negative for everything#like I'm a paranoid bitch i Have to test lmao#and i never got anyone in my house sick so there was that too#i do feel like it was somehow a false negative but if i really was negative then i guess it could've been an allergy thing??#i used to get sinus infections and bronchitis semi frequently bc of them and those have pretty similar symptoms#but i think it's too big of a coincidence that my other coworkers had the flu at the same time i was dying#OH but you know what else is weird is that the same exact thing happened to my dad a few months after me#we thought for sure he had the flu but he was negative for everything and didn't get anyone in the house sick#and that man doesn't know how to keep to himself so there's no way we didn't get exposed#so my dad and i are just built different i guess ahsjkaksk psychosomatic or some shit idk#anyway all this to say is it was schrodinger's sickness LMAO#i still blame him but we'll never know for sure#also he didn't get me sick when he presumably had norovirus so 😌 my immune system kicks ass 😌#my ass included bc of the allergies and possibly autoimmune thing but it also kicks the diseases asses so#can't complain LMAO but yeah he only got me sick just the maybe probably one time#and hopefully never again bc i will Scream and never let him forget lmaoooo#partner posting
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swtouring · 3 months ago
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WHAT DO YOU MEAN THEY'RE STILL FIXING SOA IN 2025 LMAO
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boasamishipper · 2 months ago
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unpopular opinion but i think a ship that's not canon but both halves are canonically insane about each other is infinitely better than a ship that's canon and boring
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overcaffeinated-aro · 2 months ago
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ok not to be that guy but like. labor rights and working class rights can coexist with 24h services and late amenities. its certainly hard to do so without worker exploitation in this political and social environment, it’s not a conflict likely to resolve overnight. but 24h services are important and especially valuable to those of us that are disabled or are on a different circadian rhythm. in fact more professional, health, and government services should be available or at least possible to work on asynchronously (if applicable) during late or odd hours, while workers also get sufficient pay for their labor and proper consistent scheduling. this would be much easier on the workers with night schedules if the entire professional world didn’t grind to a halt at 5pmEST
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cosmiiqueer · 8 months ago
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can we like, have adaptations made by people who care about the thing they're adapting
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The worst trauma comes from those who you love
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victusinveritas · 5 months ago
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alexbutrandomthoughts · 1 year ago
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"Can't two guys be just friends?" If they stop looking at each other like that then sure
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hotdogmchiggin · 2 months ago
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the Horrors probably could’ve been avoided if they just tried the Medicine Drug
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seagiri · 1 year ago
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when she draw on my pile
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noelledeltarune · 2 years ago
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EVERY SINGLE DAY there are MILLIONS of characters in their late 20s who get falsely accused of being father figures to teenagers when in reality the description of "weird older cousin" or "step-sibling that moved out before you were born" is 1000000x more apt
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black-quadrant · 2 years ago
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y’all remind yourselves your account is your space. you’re not a performance. you’re not annoying by being yourself. if people aren’t into it they can leave. you’re not obligated to please anyone, especially at the cost of your personal expression. the worst thing you can do for your online enjoyment is to filter or censor yourself.
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redpapercraness · 7 months ago
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to lose you
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blondie-drawings · 5 months ago
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mama a Body behind you 😰 // pt1/pt2/pt3
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enough about the timeloop I wanna hear about the post-timeloop.
person who just got over the horror of being trapped and settled into a comfortable routine...but then the timeloop breaks and they struggle to reacclimatize. person trapped in a loop for years who grieved their loved ones—who are suddenly back and acting like nothing happened (because for them nothing did). teenager who aged physically and mentally during the timeloop and now they're so much older than they're supposed to be. random strangers who were trapped in a loop together relieved to get away from each other at last, but feeling oddly bereft of familiar company. service worker who is pissed as fuck to have to go back to work
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