#for ONE MINUTE

[ask-whitepearl-and-steven]

Is Amethyst able to change her skin color palette, or are the Maheswarans color blind..?

Dr. Maheswaran thought this was a car accident patient:

[uniltaron]

oh, I would like to be his “eekron” for a while

[bonesandthebees]

one of the most infuriating things about becoming an adult is when you realize that it actually is 10x easier to solve problems by making a phone call vs literally any other communication method

[mushroom-through-the-stargate]

Mythbusters have 3 categories of myths

the general public doesnt know how physics works

the general public doesnt know how lying works

oh crap this ones real

[cliopadra]

Don’t you just love it when horrible people ruin stuff for everyone else

[wolfythewitch]

A little drawing of them. For me. As a treat

[adultemophase]

league of lesbians

[sleeqymoon]

cutest sunshine in the entire universe, space, and beyond 🗣️ 🌺

[doctorsiren]

sock opera

[cozystars]

!!! BUILT LIKE BILBO BAGGINS !!!

[lazylittledragon]

some beach babes i started while i was on holiday <3

[phayz]

learning that self deprecation isnt cool and just makes the people around you uncomfortable unironically improved my mental health a lot. like if you just stop saying negative shit about yourself you will genuinely like yourself more and other people wont be repulsed by your attitude and you will have more friends. it's true.

[foolsocracy]

this is actually so funny. imagining garth quipping and contributing to the conversation in his head cause he forgot the rest of the teen titans can't pick up on his telepathy

[puppyboypatrick]

online friends are like. i would trust you with my life. i have never seen your knees

[stargirl230]

thanks for the light

I was just trying to figure out how procreate works but then the op brainworms got to me and 35 hours later here we are! can you tell I miss home-cooked meals :')

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[foxbirdy]

good morning dirtbag nation last night I cowboy camped up on a ridgeline tucked beneath hemlock saplings right alongside one of those big intermountain power lines that look like giant men walking across the mountain tops. the wires were so close that there was a constant crackling hum of electricity that almost disguised the sound of the rain pit-pattering on my tarp. when the water hit the cables it made hot blue flashes like little lightning birds on the wire, and you could almost track the sheets of wind in the darkness because of the ripples of light.