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party-gilmore · 2 years ago

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I may not have been blessed with a dick but I can take comfort in the fact that thanks to my ADHD, every month i will still share the same thought as many of my fellow dumbass bedicked brothers*:

'Wait, fuck, did I-... no no no yeah I for SURE pulled (it) out first.'

#literally its been all of a minute and a half since i tossed it in the bin next to me #and STILL halfway through inserting the new one i have to lean over and physically check that there's a tampon on top of the trash #because suddenly the resistance just doesnt feel right and Im not SURE #*(word specifically chosen because this is specifically about something that makes me feel more euphoric about being a man the same way #flat chests/top surgery scars do for other transmen obviously bedicked women have dumbass pullout game rights too but this aint about them)

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