#fizz bots

[chaoticace2005]

If I had a nickle for every time Alex Brightman’s characters were incinerated (or nearly incinerated) in the Hellaverse I’d have a lot of nickles

+ this time: “bow chicka bow wow”

Is this Viv’s love language? Blowing characters up? Cause I remember somewhere it being said that she really wanted Alex Brightman in the show

[boncorner]

HE'S ALIVE BABYYYYYY

[joyarting]

THE NEW III EPISODE WAS FRICKING AWESOME Spoilers under the cut

I KNEW SPRINGY AND WALKIE-TALKIE WOULD BE THE VILLAINS, BUT EVERYONE ELSE??? I COULD'VE NEVER GUESSED IN A MILLION YEARS THAT VISITING CHARACTERS FROM PREVIOUS EPISODES WOULD TEAM UP!! AND SPRINKLES' BETRAYAL??? BROOOO EVEN DR. FIZZ WAS IN ON IT AND FROM BOX'S EXIT INTERVIEW, YOU'D THINK HE'D GET WALKIE-TALKIE TO LURE LIFERING AWAY OR SOMETHING LIKE WHAT THEY DID WITH CLOVER!!!

AND CANDLE-

OH MY GOD- CANDLE IS AN ABSOLUTE GIRLBOSS!! SHE WENT APESHIT AND BEAT THE FUCK OUT OF THEM AND PROBABLY WOULD HAVE SINGLEHANDEDLY BEAT THE WHOLE UPRISING IF IT WASN'T FOR:

SILVER. FREAKING. SPOON.

OUT OF SPITE, THIS BITCH EXTINGUISHED CANDLE'S FLAME BECAUSE SHE WOULDN'T VOTE FOR HIM TO WIN!! AND I GET IT WAS HIS OWN INNER FLAME, BUT STILL. AND FAN MEETING BOT? HE LOOKED KINDA UNSETTLED, PROBABLY BECAUSE OF THE COLOR SCHEME BOT PICKED FOR THEMSELVES!! OMGA THE DRAMAAA!!!

I KNEW I COULD TRUST YIN AND YANG TO VOTE FOR CABBY BECAUSE AFTER THE LITTLE STUNT SILVER PULLED, I DON'T WANT HIM TO WIN III. SORRY NOT SORRY. HE TRIED TO GET YIN AND YANG OUT AND HURT THEIR FEELINGS. I WILL NOT FORGIVE HIM FOR THAT.

FLOORY GOT TRAPPED BY THE GOOFY AH LOOKING SPRING AND I'M GOING TO BEAT THE SHIT OUT OF HIM IF HE DOESN'T LET THE FUNNY AUSTRALIAN GROUND CREATURE GO.

AND MEPHONE.

WAS GOING TO MAKE.

A FOURTH SEASON.

WITHOUT FINISHING THE SECOND ONE.

I NEED TO SEE LIGHTBULB WIN OR I'M SUING THE TRAUMATIZED PHONE.

PLEASE. FINISH THE SECOND SEASON FOR THE LOVE OF EVERYTHING GOOD IN THIS WORLD.

AND IF ANY HARM BEFALLS YIN, YANG, CABBY, BALLOON, CANDLE, BOT, FAN, TEST TUBE, GOO, PAINTBRUSH, OJ-

BASICALLY EVERY CONTESTANT, ELIMINATED OR OTHERWISE

FOR EVERY SCRAPE OR INJURY I WILL RUN WALKIE-TALKIE AND SPRINGY OVER WITH A 10'000 TONNE TRUCK.

IF NONE, I'LL STILL RUN THEM OVER, BECAUSE THEY DESERVE IT.

AND AFTER EVERYTHING, FLOORY TRIES TO VOUCH FOR MEPHONE BY PLAYING HIS PLANS OFF AS A /JK MOMENT. IF THAT'S NOT AN AMAZING CO-HOST THEN I DON'T KNOW WHAT IS. AND WHEN IS THE NEXT PARTTTT TELL ME RIGHT NOWWWW!!!

[shimadadoctor]

TONS OF RANDOM CURIOUS CAT REQUESTS :> OH YEAH AND

FURRY PB DOODLE I MADE FOR UHHH IDK I WAS BORED

[roomwithavoid]

u can look, but u cant afford to touch!

[ii-sexyman-war]

im putting this disclaimer here since i know theres a lot of discourse over bots age. 1. they are a robot. 2. they do not have a canon age. 3. they are literally competing on a gameshow. 4. mephone4 is commonly considered an adult. why is the same not true for bot. both were created under very similar circumstances. 5. stop infantilizing nbs. 6. they arent even childcoded, bros solving other peoples issues all the time like its their job.

(also you can take these polls as platonic OR romantic, i really dont care, ‚down horrendous’ has just become an umbrella term for ‚character i like’ to me)

coughs in hc aroace bot

[k7tt1]

Sometimes I sit down to think about the true ramifications of how / what the Fizz Bots are to Fizzarolli,

Imagine robotic clones ( sexual, at that ) being made of you and they are not only modeled after you in physical appearance, but have a likeness to your personality, mannerisms and general demeanor. Imagine they say the things you would, possibly act in the same way you would.

What's worse, is that they're made in your likeness in real time; their production / manufacturing ages along with you,

Imagine you SEE these things being assaulted, used & abused in public; these clones take it all with a smile. Soulless, mindless... But as if that's not enough, then realizing that they may just have sentience. Or at least, they give off the impression they do. And on top of ALL that... they have chunks of your memories, your past; they're you, but at the same time, they aren't,

What do you do with that information? How do you treat them ( yourself? )? What's the end game?

[askthefizzyfactory]

◇ A Fizzbot Ask Blog ♧

[ List of Fizzies ]

Welcome to da Fizzy Factory, are ya here ta get some maintenance done on youse fizzies? Or perhaps yer interested in our big Blow Out Sale? Our fizzies are flying off our shelves as we speak!

Or maybe you'd like to get in contact with our models currently out workin'. Our Therapist models are here for ya, our Doctors are eager ta help! No matter where our fizzies are stationed, theys be obligated by contract ta answer any and all questions you have!

Don't be shy, let a little bit a fizz into yer 🎊🎈🎈✨️ life!! [["Neither The Fizzy Factory nor Mammon are responsible for any damage or injuries the fizzbots may cause to your person by entering in your ask and pressing send you are agreeing that whatever happens from that point forward is pretty much your own fault okay? Fuck you. We put the court in court jester mate."]]

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Further art and characterization can be found at the following blogs:

@boncorner @rollinpinwheel @fizziefactory

[mikka-minns]

Bad quality but

EVEN ROBOTS ARE AFRAID?! WHAT IS HE DOING?!

[leederpfucker]

THE PEOPLE HAVE SPOKEN

Tumblr shall fight The Unvitational Committee

Here's how it's going to work:

I will give you guys a member and give you guys a polls, asking you what you think your chances are when it comes to fighting them. These polls will last a week to get the most votes. We're starting with Groscer and ending with Boaty. Ballpoint Pen will be a 1 day bonus. At the end of the poll I will gather the final results and make a tier list about the chances Tumblr believes they have at fighting TUC.

THE RULES:

When picking your option, PLEASE KEEP IT REALISTIC TO YOUR ABILITIES. I want to make this as accurate to II Tumblr's abilities

That's it for actual rules

Please be sure to spread the polls around so I can get more votes and more accurate results

And with all that said

LET THE MATCH BEGIN

[k17y]

ㅤㅤㅤIT   SEEMS   RATHER   STRANGE / UNHEARD   OF   THAT   A   SIN,   LET   ALONE   AN   OVERLORD,   WOULD   EVEN   PURCHASE   A   CUSTOM   FIZZ   BOT;   BESIDES   MAMMON   OF   COURSE.   REMEMBER;   THESE   THINGS   ARE   SEX   BOTS   MODELED   AFTER   AN   IMP   CELEBRITY;   WHY   WOULD   OVERLORDS   CARE   ABOUT   SOME   RANDOM   IMP?

ㅤㅤㅤPERSONALLY,   I   THINK   GIVEN   WHO   KITTY   BELONGS   TO   +   HOW   HEAVILY   CUSTOMIZED   SHE   IS,   SHE’D   BE   ONE   OF   THE   BOTS   THAT   FIZZ   &   OZ   HATE   THE   MOST.   IN   THIS   ESSAY,   I   WILL-

[peppy-jester]

Been thinking of moving Mammon on this blog from @unhinged-greed . After my blog got terminated for a short amount of time few days ago gave me this idea since I wasn't sure if I got this blog back or not.

Also would change my blogs name as Peppy-and-Petty-Jester or something as stupid tbh... because you know~

But I'll think about that over the weekend

I mean I already made/edited a blog icon.. just look at the jesters~ //

[boncorner]

He may be falling apart but he can still give you sass

[chaoticace2005]

Lmao honestly that makes sense- it definitely seems like it may have been written into bud contract 😂

If I had a nickle for every time Alex Brightman’s characters were incinerated (or nearly incinerated) in the Hellaverse I’d have a lot of nickles

+ this time: “bow chicka bow wow”

Is this Viv’s love language? Blowing characters up? Cause I remember somewhere it being said that she really wanted Alex Brightman in the show

[firstfcllen]

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[ducknotinarow]

"Aaahhhh, your highness~" Valentino's smooth voice croons out upon setting his gaze on Stolas. "What an honor to have Goetia royalty step into my humble little abode." He's starting to circle Stolas, gazing at the prince through half-lidded eyes. "Are you staying awhile?" Please, say yes.

"So, what can I do for you, Stolas?" ( cave in Stolas- you know you want to )

| Muse interaction

"Aaahhhh, your highness~"

The overlords voice was far more smooth than Stolas had expected to roll off their tongue when the moth sinner spoke to Stolas to greet him. Wasn't often Stolas had to come to pentagram city after all. Hellborn demons often didn't come around this part of hell. It wasn't off limits or anything but Stolas himself didn't often have reason to come through this part of the pride ring. And normally he still would come around her but he did own Ozzie a favor and since he was already in the pride ring it saved the Prince of lust the trip it seemed. He guesses he can't be to quick to turn it down. Seeing how Ozzie did do him a favor on their end.

Though Stolas had to wonder if the prince of lust did it on purpose considering where it took him. Stolas wasn't sure how to really take going to a studio. A pron film studio at that.

"What an honor to have Goetia royalty step into my humble little abode."

Stolas had to least appreciate the welcome he was given, the Sinner demons didn't really abide by the rest of hells way. Least this Valentino did even with how he circled around Stolas. Stolas simply blinked a moment not bother but curious on the interest. Then again Stolas was aware he was captivating so he just took it in stride. Even with the look they had aimed at the prince now. A look the prince knew pretty well by now.

"Are you staying awhile?"

"Oh well uh" The owl lost for words a moment, they had a charm had to deny that was for sure Stolas tool a moment to recall why he was here. Business. Swearing his fathers voice was in his ears at the moment about not getting distracted and always presenting proud as a Goetia after all. "I am here to simply pass along something for, well you it would seem."

"So, what can I do for you, Stolas?"

"Asmodeus sent me, in his place." More like as his errand boy. "Said you would know about it. But it seems he couldn't make it so I hope my presences isn't a damper." Through from the other demons apparent interest in Stolas just being here? It seemed unlikely to be the case. "Something about a special delivery for you? So I was tasked to make sure it got to you." Even if it felt a bit degrading with Stolas being a prince. But he was a man of his word and he wouldn't go against it.