#fish is not awake and this shit is not proofred so don't come at me for this grrrr unless theres spelling mistakes. then do tell me. i hate

[fishsinsareacknowledged]

SHITPOST —Nikto/Reader

Nikto may not have the biggest ass but he has one of the softest asses you've ever felt. A slight graze during the period of your friendship and you could tell that shit would bend from a needle and not break both the needle or his skin.

Of course he too knows he has a soft ass. He feels himself up sometimes, knowing his own body head to toe no matter how disfigured he is. Something itching in him whenever he can't touch a new wound.

"What the fuck are you staring at our ass for", oh yeah. You've been staring for way too long. Fuckk he was going to kill you. Wait. Was he blushing under the mask? Eyes furrowing, almost anxious at your reply as he stares you down. An almost soft glow to his eyes, fuck. His pupils were dilated. Yeah he was definitely blushing, time to shoot your shot right???

"Your ass could be 'our' ass?", yeah. You don't know how that worked. Sure you got a side eye from some people overhearing. But you don't remember how you met said man a stranger and more. Replying in a grunt and leaving you with your life. It was probably the way he was absolutely hammered that saved you.