#firewarriorshamus

[talkaboutpathetic]

“All I want for Mewsmas is a restraining order on one Zoey Ying that applies to me and my entire family.”

[stageonmay]

☙❀❧⎬ @firewarriorshamus

How long had Shamus been off stage? Five minutes? Ten? It didn’t matter much. There wasn’t going to be much time before it was time for Pumpkin carving and there was too much on May’s mind for her not to hunt him down.

And when she did find him? She acted much more like a parent or a big sister than a mentor who wouldn’t admit she had a crush. Grabbing him by the arm of his jacket, May dragged Shamus off until she knew he would willingly follow. “We need to talk. Now. Like. Right now!” They were going to the pumpkin room. Why the pumpkin room? Because only one other person could access it, that’s why.

She exhaled once they got there, relieved to know that, for now, they were alone. Ka-thunking onto the couch, she gestured to the other side. “Have a seat! Sorry for totally hi-jacking you. It’s an emergency.”

[allhalllows]

@stageonmay & @firewarriorshamus.

what a lovely way for two friends (yes, really, just friends) to spend the day! relaxing by the pool in the autumn sun, sipping on pinap berry juice imported all the way from alola and flavored with sweet tsareena sap. and all of this was given to you without your even asking. for a bunch of racist homophobes, ursula and her family are really too kind!

as the two of you sit back, you hear a rustle nearby. is it the bushes? no--it’s shamus’s backpack! digging through the pack, you discover that someone has invisibly placed an envelope inside. opening it to read, you find the following riddle:

I lie where I would be most often forgot There where you find me, I am and am not.

where would you like to go? > BASEMENT > GUEST ROOMS > POOL CHANGING ROOMS

[writtenbykaichu-a]

@heartists i needed this on my blog

[electricsherowhite]

@firewarriorshamus

White had heard about the kid, Shamus, from Professor Juniper. While he had mildly remembered him from when they were younger, and both under the professor as students, White had been older and generally didn’t hang out with the younger kids as much. He remembered faint boasts about his experience with fire types.

After he left Nuvema, he hadn’t heard much about Shamus again.  It was by chance he had heard about what came of him during a conversation with Professor Juniper. People could change. White knew that well and if the professor’s words were to be believed, an effort was being made. He kind of wanted to meet Shamus himself. 

It wasn’t until after he found the kid that he realized he didn’t exactly know how to approach someone who quite honestly probably doesn’t remember him.

[wallace-cup]

shamus: *gets banned from the cup*

wallace: this is so sad alexa play despacito

[skullgruntdana]

@firewarriorshamus

         The Flareon opened its mouth, a flame brewing there, struggling to escape. Its black eyes roved over to Dana, awaiting a command.            ❝Use Flamethrower!❞            It tried to do the attack, but the flame went out suddenly as though it had been a candle wick snuffed by somebody’s hand. Dana looked very dejected as she turned back to face Shamus.           ❝It can’t use Flamethrower.❞

[kcrianderr-blog]

@firewarriorshamus liked x for a starter!

     even chef’s with experience had their off days. cilan was just glad that it seemed like nobody was around to see his supper go into flames like it had. it had to be something that he had added that made it explode like that, perhaps he added too much oil or something and it spilled down the side into the fire. 

     he wouldn’t know as he did his best to clean himself and the equipment before anyone could walk by and see him like this. 

[ayanamimon]

(@firewarriorshamus)

“I originally quit battling because it became too easy for good trainers to beat my Fire Warriors. At the time I still only used fire types. Since becoming a coordinator, I loosened up a bit and gave myself a variety of Pokemon. I never thought about going back. I still don’t have one ribbon to my name.”

“Maybe I should go back to battling.”

“I believe that would be ideal for you. While your career in contests... may not have been a success... it seems like it was an important step to take. It allowed you to... expand your options... and open your mind. I believe that can directly lead to success in battling.”

Rei pulled down her hood; it was an action that, in a way, represented her opening up a bit more towards Shamus. “I must ask... how do you feel now? After having... taken a break from battling.”

[talkaboutpathetic]

                                          yeah. still good.

                                               --an extended tobari family au. 

[stageonmay]

@firewarriorshamus (cont)

“Oh, no.” Very quickly, a finger went into the air, wagging at Shamus as if he had said something truly troubling. “No no no. Not on my watch, mister! We’re in like. One of the most decked-out cities I’ve ever SEEN! Weee can take a break. And do something awesome! For your! Birthday.” Especially since being in a place like this meant that May wasn’t exactly dipping into her prize money or anything.

[allhalllows]

oh wow. for once she can actually tell that someone is trying to kiss her ass. quite wise of @firewarriorshamus​ to do so in his entry, given the comments he’d made about her attitude toward poor people, but…is it going to fly with her? not with all that edgyass gore on the ground--are those ketchup packs? for the love of arceus…

and now a MUSTACHE? HOW DARE HE?! who cares if it’s an accident--that’s just so gross and ew and it just SHOWS he can’t do anything right. fuming, she balls a fist and delivers her verdict.

LOOKS: 5 / 30

❝okay. the blood was tacky, the torn-up dolls were tacky, and the mustache was unforgivable. you made me look ugly, okay? and that’s just--that’s just not fair! i deserve better than to be treated this way by my own contestants. did may train you to do this because i’m going to have to give her a piece of my MIND about her student messing up like this on my stage!❞ however, it isn’t even a bigger mess than ursula had already made of her own showcase. ironic.

COMPLEXITY: 10 / 30

❝okay first of all, are those stuffed dolls what you would call stage decorations? nuh-uh! like, if you’re going to leave wallace a bloody mess onstage, at least make him look like the real wallace. and no offense, but like, blood and guts really aren’t my thing…you really should’ve just decapitated another wallace statue. second, points off again for putting a mustache on my carving. if you want to portray me at all, DO IT RIGHT!!❞

ORIGINALITY: 15 / 30

❝well, i certainly wasn’t expecting anything along those lines, i’ll give you that. i feel like i should give you less, but it’s not like you’re going to move on to the next round anyway so. just remember that mistakes will cost you!❞

BONUSES & CROWD VOTE:

❝no bonuses for you, i’m afraid! which means…❞

❝Shamus, your total is 30 POINTS!❞

[heartists]

@stageonmay @firewarriorshamus i love you guys.

[writtenbykaichu-a]

@firewarriorshamus

“Ain’t you the lil nigglet that had a sign outside’a th’cup or whateva? That shit was funny.” She doesn’t seem to realize that’s not a compliment.

[electricsherowhite]

"Happy birthday, White." White was on a short list of people who'd get a birthday greeting from the fire trainer.

Blink. “Oh, thank you Shamus! Hope your day is well too.” He did not expect any sort of birthday greeting from Shamus of all people, but... You know? He wasn’t complaining.

[wallace-cup]

@rebornregionace i’m still screaming