went to ichiran nyc with @jayjamjary today and ate some sick ass ramen
no pictures of the food pre me devouring it because i was a hungry boy but trust me it was really cool and good
the censoring of my face was totally unnecessary because. i have one of my face (face reveal i guess) but whatever
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god i have been..... so out of it. move happened, thankfully where i ended up was not the worst case scenario i was afraid of but it's still rough. stress, food insecurity, trying to process new unfamiliar chaotic environment without being able to see much, having basically zero time in the day where at there's not at least one person in the central room where the kitchen is when usually at worst in my old place i'd have a few sanity hours at night while my stepdad was asleep, having very little room to actually stretch my legs and therefore exercise + do my main stim, having a godawful bed jesus fucking christ i hate memory foam so much, and walking on eggshells because the sister i've been staying with has gone from 'oh yeah i've got your back and we're besties, everything's fine :)' to kicking me out with 12 hours' notice the last time i had to move in with her, and Worsening Health Issues have just. left me totally brainfogged and out of social spoons, except for poking at solo rpgs and occasionally replying to one or two people/firing off twitter threads off the cuff during Moments of Clarity since it's easier than finishing a tumblr post. should try to adapt some of those at some point.
i know i keep saying that i miss posting and interacting regularly on this blog, but i do miss y'all and i miss writing up essays on here. and i hope people are doing well, or are headed for better days if you aren't.
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i was picking up my order from taco bell and this nazi in the drive thru was being a dick to the worker on the intercom and she came out to the drive thru and told him she refuses to serve him and my passenger princess// high ass honked the horn at him and laughed in his face until he finally drove off and i apologized to the worker that she had to deal with the nazi and laughed with her about how ridiculous it was 馃樄馃樄馃樄
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Shop our collection of hand drawn cute, funny, punny food with faces stickers and gifts online.聽
Available to buy over at our Teepublic store in a range of styles and sizes. Great gifts for foodie friends. Links:聽
YOU LOOK KEBABULOUS
HAVE A SLICE DAY!
TACO CHANCE ON ME
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鈾狅笍 IN THE SHOP 鈾狅笍
TRASH CAT stickers 鈿旓笍 Adapted from my artwork and pro-printed on matte vinyl 鈿旓笍 We got veggie & potato tacos with veggie pizza, but you can tell people it鈥檚 whatever you want 馃嵒 Shop in Profile 馃嵒
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Coworker: Why is every demon, monster, ghost, whatever here obsessed with you of all people??
Fast Food Reader: ....
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Bathroom Succubus - high off her ass: Fuck, Fuck, Fuck- I'm scared, Y/n!
Fast Food Reader - possibly stoned as well: We do this together on the count of three... 1...2...3... Bloody Mary
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Fast Food Reader, dumping a box of bracelets they made during their shift in the ball pit: Made some more bracelets for you guys- Don鈥檛 fight over them or I won't bring more tomorrow-
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Fast Food Reader, scrubbing blood out the mascots fur: I know I can't really stop you from butchering people, but could you please stop bathing yourself in their blood??
[Lambchop quietly stands up - dunking their head in the bloody water so Reader has to start over]
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[Fast Food Reader places a cup full of mop water on a customer's table]
Customer: What the fuck... What the hell is this??
Fast Food Reader: The dirty water you're going to drink. Right before you apologize to our janitor for that shit you pulled with them earlier.
[The Janitor runs off to the janitorial closet to write another love letter they'll never give]
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Fast Food Reader: Happy birthday, Twister!
[Throws a gift box in the clown's party room and sprints off]
Twister: A present? For me???
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Deer Kidney Guy/The Weeper: So cold....It's raining again.....I miss you....Please let me in...
[Fast Food Reader throws a blanket, an umbrella and a picture of themselves out the drive-through window]
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Fast Food Reader, carrying a box of stickers and magnets to the ice cream machine: Since I don't really go home anymore I brought you some stuff I used to hang on my fridge- Thought you might like some decoration, R.
Ice cream machine Ghost: heheh.... Hell yeah
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Fast Food Reader, laying their head on the Storyteller's lap: Could you tell me the one about the overworked cashier who finally gets some sleep without a nightmare for once again?
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Fast Food Reader: ......Fuck if I know.
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