#family-lestrange

[not-rab]

regulus who dyed his hair from blonde to black to look more like sirius

narcissa who dyed her hair from black to blonde to look less like andromeda

[maluceh]

Black sisters, and their lovers

[toujoursincorrect]

Narcissa: Bella isn’t talking to me.

Andromeda: Enjoy it while it lasts.

[acertifiedwitch]

they’re fucking btw

[outromoony]

"You cannot love her," Bella whispers. "For it is a sin."

Narcissa only smiles at her words, knowing that she has not knelt at Alice's altar nor tasted the divinity staining her lips. She has not heard Alice's giggles murmured between every kiss.

"So be it then," she says. "I will walk into hell gladly knowing I've held heaven in my hands."

[daddiesdrarryy]

Regulus: Your side of the family isn’t perfect. Your sister is an insane pervert!

Narcissa: Don’t talk to me about the sexual habits of family members, Reg. What about your brother?

Regulus: ���My brother has been through a lot

Narcissa: Of dick

Sirius: *gasp*

[kazuza-art]

I drew this one forever ago for It runs xD dont even know if I ever posted it, the dark soul twins Sirius and Bella

[seriousaboutsiriusblack]

Andromeda: Everybody has a gay cousin

Sirius: I don’t have a gay cousin!

Bellatrix: …

Narcissa: …

Andromeda: …

Regulus: …

Sirius: o wait, I AM the gay cousin

Bellatrix: no kidding, Sherlock!

[marylily-my-beloved]

Andromeda 'always an angel never a god' Black

Bellatrix 'I don't know why I am the way I am' Black

Narcissa 'Not strong enough to be your man' Black

[altinaii]

the person is like, "I'm mentally balanced," and then they tell me about their favorite headcannons about the Black family

[not-rab]

u know how narcissa doesn’t have a star-related name like the rest of the blacks

what if her middle name began with an e

so her initials would spell out neb like the nebula

[passinhosdetartaruga]

Maybe there was never a Black Family curse. Maybe that house was just covered with lead paint.

[toujoursincorrect]

Narcissa: Did you beat up those kids?

Bellatrix: No, they apologized.

Andromeda: I heard screaming.

Bellatrix: That was the apologizing.

[metalomagnetic]

It’s Battle of the Blacks, they’re all alive, healthy, and in their magical prime. Who comes out on top?

Oh, boy!

Let's assume it's an organised battle, with rounds and stuff, and not just straight up chaos.

If it's straight up chaos, Bella wins.

But if organised, let's see:

First round:

Melania refuses to compete, she can't bear to cause harm to any family member.

Irma vs Hesper- they both get disqualified because they are nuts and take each other out anyway.

Andromeda vs Narcissa. Narcissa wins.

Bellatrix vs Walburga. Bellatrix wins.

Druella vs Cygnus- Druella wins, because she pulls out some unheard of crazy ritual that brings the whole house on their heads. It's a big 'oopsie moment' but she's left standing in the ring, so there it is.

Old Sirius vs Arcturus. Old Sirius wins. (RIP Arcturus, his dad destroys him)

Orion vs Pollux. Orion wins.

Sirius vs Regulus. Sirius wins.

Alphard has no one to match with, and he's drunk anyway, and distracted by a handsome audience member. Disqualified.

Second round (the unfair matches. Tessuth was tired when she arranged them):

Bellatrix vs Druella. Bella wins.

Narcissa vs old Sirius. Yikes!

Orion vs Sirius. Sirius wins (in part because he genuinely earned it, in part because Orion can't bring himself to hurt his son too much).

Final round:

Old Sirius vs Bella. Old Sirius wins, though he's impressed by the fight Bella put up! He always liked her the best (that is to say, he only bothered to get to know her from all the sisters).

Old Sirius vs Sirius. They fight in the ring, and in the skies. It's a tough one.

Old Sirius is crowned winner. He's handed the medal.

But because Sirius and Bella are extremely sore losers, they team up and fuck him up.

They rip the medal in two, and each wear one side around their necks; they're soulmates anyway, so they can also be medal-mates.

But perhaps the true winner is Regulus, because he predicted every single match outcome and placed bets on who will win. He predicted the final winner from the get go, but he also predicted the cheating shenanigans Bella and Sirius got into at the end. He cleans everyone of gold, and buys himself a manor far, far away where he can go have a drink in peace once in a while.

[motherfuckingmaneater]

People will really sit there not knowing a damn thing about book canon Bellatrix and only knowing fanon or movie and say she was ‘almost a hufflepuff’ like??? You do NOT know this character if that’s what you think.

She was cunning, sly, quick witted and ambitious as hell in the books. She was loyal to Voldemort yeah, but Slytherins are loyal when it suits them to be. She was also in love with him so her loyalty likely stems from that? Not her innate traits? Like hello? She wasn’t loyal to her sister who left? She wasn’t loyal to her husband who she was cheating on? She wasn’t loyal to any of the death eaters when it didn’t suit her to be.

She was always, always out for herself. Her own glory, her own prestige, her self.

She’s selfish and cruel and cunning, easily the most formidable death eater for her nature and lack of kindness.

Stop saying she should have / could have / would almost have been a damn Hufflepuff.

She’s a Slytherin through and through.

[daddiesdrarryy]

Bellatrix: I always said if I wasn’t a star by time I was 35, I was just going to be a serial killer

Sirius: …

Sirius: Well girl, how old are you? I’m getting nervous